Billy Has Problems

A typical family meal very quickly turns bad. Billy has problems.
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[@seanb2108]

"Oh that's nice"
"He's dying"
I choked on water too

[@moomin2563]

WATER??!! WHAT ABOUT TEA?

[@wetbutter8057]

Mya_ PlayZ more like *tae*

[@Septembersend34]

Ahahahahaha

[@rihem8481]

Samee

[@Davemsy]

911 likes

[@user-py5sy4fi7s]

"can I invite a friend over?"
"you have friends?" I feel ya billy

[@andreaalvarado5348]

lol so true

[@mivana9097]

Random Green Day Fan 182 True

[@wildbluekit4784]

That's what my sister says to me every day

[@tom_m_106]

Mom: getting drunk off wine
Dad: screaming
Billy: literally switching bodies with the bird right before it dies so Billy will die instead

[@sgtgruesome666]

i didn’t even think of that being the reason of the ending 😭😭✋ lmaooo

[@raybug384]

Billy: “he’s dying”
Mom: -chokes from drink-
Dad: -chokes from drink-
Me: -chokes from laughing- 😂

[@valeriaortiz8415]

"Can I have a friend over?"
"You have friends?"
That sent me 😂😂

[@joelminihane]

His my friend too

[@joelminihane]

Bill mom dad can I have a friend over

[@BrookeABee]

Dude my chemistry teacher said that to me, good times miss him

[@giantgreg9258]

Same

[@aliceramdom.s]

same

[@thehoodiegirl2171]

“How was school today Billy?”
“You mean prison?”
Me lmao

[@PugsLifeJames]

「 The Hoodie Girl 」 Billy gets the idea of school, :define school in one word, HELL!!

[@jlaabs]

Yes

[@apersonwhoenjoysrangasmr8961]

The moment is relatable

[@flynnbond871]

「 The Hoodie Girl 」 y

[@shanedawson9153]

1,200th like

[@BG-bz7jj]

Billy: starts to sing around the dead bird
Mum: goes OFFF
Dad: goes Off
Billy: squaks

[@itzcelreyes4302]

Billy: "From now on i want you to use my correct pronouns... nothing....... and what the fuck is that"
Dad/Tom: That's it that's it
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@naife1000]

fluidy transit lmao

[@NuraHm]

i am dyingg

[@idkwhatimdoing9128]

“nothing and Wtf is that” 😂😂

[@jacksparrow4817]

:O u like nanatsu no taizai!?!?!?!?

[@jadethedumbass5948]

ah,so im both lesbian AND nothing

[@t33th.75]

3:01

[@_mj3]

Literally when I read that it just came on lol

[@matthewhotchkiss1829]

Its meeee 🤣🤣🤣

[@peyton271]

Tom:"the kid is two steps away from showing up at school dressed up like braney the effing dinosaur"
My Lungs: RIP

[@payton8515]

Lol I thought he said “the kid is two steps away from shooting up his school like Barney the effing dinosaur” 😂😅

[@borngay7157]

Dad: there's a dead fucking bird on my table and now you're nothing!
Billy: no! *stabs bird* that's dead!
Dad: the fuck is wrong with you?!
Billy: *starts chanting in goth*

[@shadowwolfhammelman8882]

Why doesn’t this have so many likes it’s amazing

[@bluemeannie]

_remember what the therapist said._

[@randommontages8886]

Bluemeannie therapy session by Nf

[@adrianita2927]

How do u het the text like that

[@adrianita2927]

Nah man i cant afford another app

[@adrianita2927]

-thx-

[@kadenarmstrong8963]

I read this completely wrong, I thought it said the the rapist hahahaha

[@alyceshipe4964]

"You have friends?" The same question my dad asks me. 😂😂😂

[@evekennedy9801]

Makeup Junkie my dad literally says that genuinely lol

[@mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373]

Makeup Junkie same

[@evekennedy9801]

DoeDonDoe whose dad lol

[@idek2779]

Makeup Junkie exactly

[@gulliblepiggy4346]

Makeup Junkie I literally see you on everyone of Daz's videos

[@akiterada]

Oh my god!! I love how the mum keeps drinking wine to hide her anxiety.. she's literally crying into the wine in one shot😂😂

[@isaacgoldie5873]

I adore when the mum nervously chuckles into her wine glass

[@cybrfreakk5210]

Billy:"can I invite friends over..?"
Dad:"you have *friends* ...?!"

[@brooklynngonzales8274]

SlytherinGirl _101_ I laughed to hard at that

[@emmiesworld898]

meeeee

[@marlenejohnson1599]

Me and my classmates

[@MetallicAGirl14]

Me “can I go out with my friends?”
Mum “you have friends? Didn’t know losers had friends?!”

[@random_idot1484]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[@ilikememecats6836]

Billy:"His name is Darkness flys"
Mom:"oh that's nice" *sips wine*

[@holidaypunch6621]

"Hes dying" *both Chokes on their drinks*

[@Potato436_]

We watched the video just saying

[@holidaypunch6621]

@@Potato436_ okay? Good for you

[@Potato436_]

Grandpa just saying

[@Potato436_]

Grandpa okay? Good for you.

[@lililiby]

3:01 LMAO “nothing....and wtf"

[@main_i1]

I love how one minute the dads called tom the the next minute he's called ben 😂😂

[@heavnxbound]

Dad: "Because there's a dead bird on my table."
Billy: "No." *stabs bird* "That's dead."

[@-frogclub-9866]

Stephanie R. S. XD HAHAHA

[@humanperson42]

I jumped when that happened

[@pcdeckson7417]

We saw what happened y comment it

[@mish-mush]

Hehe 😂

[@brooklyndocherty]

I can’t even with that part 😂😂

[@No-zj9sk]

"We just have to let him express himself, let him figure out who he is"
"Sheila, LOOK AT HIM"
HUM BY YA HUM BY YO UM BY YA-

[@jesuschrist8279]

que frozen music

[@justinseagull9943]

😂😂dude how does he even come up with these things

[@makam711]

@@justinseagull9943 yeah lol

[@mysteriousinformer3198]

Seems normal to me he is fine

[@monkehman979]

Ma lord

[@zz.xxo7]

it’s been 4 years and I still find this video iconic

[@taz1102]

1:46 when he hushed the bird 😭😭

[@tias_scribbles]

"From now on I want you to use my correct pronouns; Nothing and What the f*** is that?" I'M CRYING 😂

[@sharoleduffus5841]

As i saw this comment he was saying it😮

[@brooklyndocherty]

Same!!

[@panickingchemicalpiltsatth3752]

Sharole Duffus
Don't you mean "as what the fuck is that was saying it"

[@sxreamingvoids]

"i don't identify as a boy or a girl"
"so your nothing?"
"I'm not even nothing"
SAME

[@sxreamingvoids]

I relate to billy in a spiritual level help

[@mothboy14]

Lilphayphay well I mean as long as you don't stab birds I think you're fine

[@sxreamingvoids]

+Dakota Davis yeah stabbing birds isn't really my thing

[@03amber03]

Pour the champagne...

[@gothicc6544]

Same XD

[@assassinnoir1015]

“Can I bring a friend?”
“Yes”
(Summons Satan)

[@nuub7197]

Daz: *shows everyone in the cast except for the crow
Me: *TRIGGERED*

[@susansell9649]

I wonder how many tries it took for him to say: "Use the pronoun; nothing and whatthefuckisthat" without dying laughing 😂

[@skurkish9333]

Susan Sell 😂😂😂 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT

[@TheJthedog]

Susan Sell I keeled over on the floor at that part, I was not expecting it.

[@dorkypotato]

*billy stabs bird’s stomach*
Billy’s dad:”he just Decapitated a bird on my table”

[@depressedfrenchfry5118]

Dorky Potato so our heads are in our stomachs now?

[@user-ky8bm5dx1u]

@@depressedfrenchfry5118 accurate for me

[@therealunslimshady471]

@@user-ky8bm5dx1u oof

[@activator1237]

This has 666 likes

[@lemonxtrees2728]

T w I n s

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

Billy is a new kind of cryptic, you'd probably find his hitting a tree with a broken stick and chanting... Things, while holding wings with several crows.

[@viandrelouw2846]

7 years later and I'm still rewatching this everyday ❤❤

[@txx4068]

The way he makes this so realistic is *frightning*

[@They_luv_emma_vm]

Yep

[@jillwarrior0756]

I know

[@stevensimsplaysgames]

100% of the time

[@psychowolf_tx532]

Ik b ur billy is funny!

[@jenniferboykin1858]

He’s an actor

[@hollycarrr]

I swear "she" called her husband 'Tom' and 'Ben'😂😂

[@Mimi-yn3yj]

Fluffiest Daisy "she" Did😂

[@morgancarser9194]

Fluffiest Daisy Daz made that an easter egg in the video he said in a video I don’t know which one

[@fjster9108]

Yeah she did 😂😂😂

[@loganyoung7530]

I think that's the point 😂😂😂😂

[@liam_n007]

Fluffiest Daisy she’s cheating and failing at keeping it a secret while Ben is simply failing to notice 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandiasmr973]

7 years later and this is still gold

[@dyana4926]

Billy "his name is darkness flys"
Mum "oh that's nice"
Billy "he's dying"
Mum and dad "spits out drink" 😂😂

[@amymcmillan3175]

"I don't identify as a boy or a girl"
Me "You identify as a Psycho "

[@mrselirod10]

Penguin Gamez YES

[@inthedirt8645]

Penguin Gamez Oh if only you could have spelt psycho right

[@amymcmillan3175]

In The DiRT sorry that my autocorrect didn't work

[@inthedirt8645]

Penguin Gamez excuses

[@amymcmillan3175]

In The DiRT one wrong spelling ain't gonna affect my life, this is just a comment Jesus calm down

[@lucaswargh5902]

"I swear he is going to kill someone with those numchucks"

[@AbiJohnson17]

"how was school?" "you mean prison?" me. 😂

[@MetallicAGirl14]

Every time I watch this I'm like numchucks 😂

[@ayarabaddie1954]

Grade's Dad
NUN not num

[@MetallicAGirl14]

Cookie Blitz I know that’s why it’s funny because he says numchucks

[@Kilobadrawz]

I legit called the “you have friends?” Line lmfao

[@makam711]

Mom : so how was school
Billy : you mean prison
Me : :/ yeah true school is prison

[@laurenjohnson4759]

It’s been two years and I’m still waiting on this to become a Netflix series.

[@Nami328]

If they put fucking Miranda trash Sings on Netflix, Daz would be an upgrade

[@juliamclachlan5787]

@@Nami328 yup

[@bleach3msp101]

Lauren Johnson ahah yes

[@pastelpixelation1725]

@@Nami328 I really need them to take Miranda's crap excuse for a show off Netflix.

[@dorothyglover6813]

It’s hereditary 😂😂

[@CrankyB1tsch]

Billy really looks like his parents

[@karmacharma8526]

It's called genetics Bro

[@ellenthetwig9158]

yeah, cause they're all played by daz...

[@thecontinental9628]

Mythical THATS THE JOKE

[@jakewaters4687]

Mythical are u special

[@haydenhemphill8375]

Karma Charma omfg

[@thotspecialforces1341]

A year and I’m still waiting for an upload to this channel

[@user-ez2kl4ot9e]

I love how Sheila keeps drinking wine to keep her humanity intact

[@abi9113]

"You have friends" Sounds like what my mom says to me a lot.

[@izzyc324]

Senpai I SEE U EVERYWHERE

[@warriorcatsrule7592]

hahahaahahaahahahahaahahahahahaaha!

[@senpaidoesnotloveyouonlyme4403]

Senpai I SEE YOU EVERY WHERE

[@senpaidoesnotloveyouonlyme4403]

Senpai WHERE DID U GET UR PROFLIE PIC

[@ohmirae3245]

Senpai Does not love you only me its called a kawaii potato, search it up :D

[@jacqueline2934]

"I would like you to use my correct pronouns, nothing and, what the fu*k is that."
I DIED 😁😁😁😂😂

[@caramass2557]

J F Ari same here haha

[@shayeprice9563]

J F Ari i saw that when i found it lmao

[@nitroghoul]

Same

[@malayshamorgan3918]

every made up gender ever!

[@apollo971]

@@malayshamorgan3918 wdym "every made up gender" there are a lot of genders, and ther are lots of pronouns too, obviously not nothing or what the fuck is that lmao but a lot of Neo pronouns

[@AllieRoman-bq3fi]

It’s been 6 years and I’m still waiting for a Netflix series on this

[@LowOn3nergy]

“You have friends?”
That’s what I ask my twin brother

[@pennycrook-jones6428]

Raven the acid bath princess of darkness: I’m the biggest goth
Billy: hold my abusive fathers...

[@chlo5851]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scorbunnyfanleah8687]

BAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING

[@yung_freaks]

Wednesday Addams: Finally, a worthy opponent!

[@ellawarren9188]

“From now on I want you to use my correct pronouns- nothing and... wtf is that”😂😂😂

[@lewisbeasley4016]

😂😂😂😂

[@mhalover8339]

😂😂😂

[@Ash-hj4dk]

My mood everyday

[@theinternetv4mpire]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shancan2277]

I read this comment the exact same timr it came on the video!! 😂😂

[@Tom-bj9df]

4 years and I’m still watching this

[@captainhanji9217]

0:25 Reminds me of Toga's backstory, 'Remember that one time I ate a bird?'

[@billnyethenazispy3508]

Neighbours: “That mans talking to himself again...”

[@raiden8761]

Um you have no replies

[@raiden8761]

And I don’t count

[@qfm-footballmontages75]

@@raiden8761 you do you spaz 😂

[@raiden8761]

@@qfm-footballmontages75 🤫

[@-jupiter-3140]

@@raiden8761
They have one reply now

[@zdiac_wlf8369]

Billy: I want you to call me by my pronouns "nothing and wtf is that"
Me: me every day

[@whyamigae9666]

*Hi I’m Why Am I Gae and my pronouns are, Shrek and YoU DoNkEy!*

[@MayAHee-yt7dp]

So you’re non binary?

[@your.local.gracie4471]

🤣😂 so true🤣😂

[@valeriee6441]

Ya know I always thought I was non-binary, I think I’ve found my true self-

[@jackskellington4198]

That part killed me lol xD

[@n3rdz993]

1:17 though🤣✋

[@maxineparkinson6911]

“Can I invite a friend over?”
“You have friends!?”
I just lost it😂😂😂😂🤣

[@imythicalbear]

"You have friends??" LMAO

[@caitlin891]

Legit my dad to me

[@cavalliclarkeasourous5925]

that sentence is so accurate to my teacher when I was in yr 3

[@gooey391]

Story of my life

[@mecca4521]

a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me

[@baileydawbin2633]

Are you searching..for purpose?

[@anticsentic1830]

"nothing and wtf is that" LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@suchafungi7226]

Notice how Daz calls the dad Tom in one scene and then calls him Ben on accident.

[@Tristan1886]

"Oh that's nice"
"Hes dying"
💀💀😂I cannot

[@lamafam242]

I love how the names of the dad changes:
Tom
Ben
Henry
Then back to tom 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

[@jenniferb.awesome]

He said "honey" not Henry

[@lamafam242]

@@jenniferb.awesome he said honey and Henry I just didn't put honey

[@MayAHee-yt7dp]

It’s probably intentional bc she’s always drinking wine

[@DoeDonDoe]

No way!! I never noticed!!

[@EnchantedReader89]

I think he said babe, not Ben. And honey, not Henry

[@User-br8ew]

Mum: so billy how was school
Billy: you mean prison
Lol

[@oonaghquinn3820]

Emz Is awesome exactly what i was thinking

[@Superman-ob4yi]

it is just me or do you love who he says “jEsUs”

[@gemmafarrell5786]

7yrs later and i love this shit

[@yumekojabami233]

Dad: Whats with the bird son?
Mom: Tom!
Billy: His name is Darkness flies
Mom: Oh thats nice
Billy : Hes dying
*they bouth almost Spit out their drinks*
I laughed do hard hahaha

[@ohno5787]

Nightcore Sweetheart both*

[@FuzioNinFecTedHD]

😂😂😂

[@mich7417]

Same

[@wolfdemon8729]

omg same i love daz hes so funny and creative with his clips i love that part again!

[@kidneykrawler1735]

Nightcore Sweetheart Right when I started reading this comment the scene came up xD

[@MortFlame]

“Oh that’s nice”
“He’s dying”

[@stilesstilinski5699]

@Nathaniel Cerdena *sips the good old wine*

[@real-moai]

He said that after
What the f

[@watermelonsugarhi8600]

The sound of him cutting into an empty plate scraped my heart a few times

[@Isabella_1278]

This is probably the main thing I downloaded youtube 🤣🤣

[@samuelstapleton4936]

1:04 she calls the husband ben but at 1:22 his name magically turns into tom

[@sequoiagrace5925]

samuel stapleton IKR!!!

[@cuneydkocyatagi3415]

Shadow _Plays maybe his name was Ben Tom just a second name whats wrong with that.😂😂

[@samuelstapleton4936]

lol haha

[@Carnival_Queen]

Shadow _Plays I mean she was drinking throughout the entire video😂😂

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Shadow _Plays IM DYING XDD

[@arandomyoutuber2093]

"So Billy, How was school?"
"You mean prison?"
Me everyday!!!

[@xxxalyssa_drawsxxx6308]

Literally me lol XD

[@unconditional9435]

You know some kids don't even have a school to go to and then here u are taking it for granted. Just ungrateful

[@lamiyahsauls5982]

I appreciate that Billy's mom is trying to understand him and let him be his self. Also daz is an amazing actor 👏 ❤️

[@amydoerre1060]

I think this is the funniest clip ever honestly I cry laughing. Please make more comedy clips like these!

[@thnksfrthwntz9735]

''I don't identify as a boy or a girl''
''So you're nothing?''
Tumblr in a nutshell

[@joefidell4068]

The dad has two names: ben and tom

[@StrabbyStrabby]

Joe Fidell
It was a mistake.

[@user-yo4nc1zn8b]

Yeah "she" did

[@user-yo4nc1zn8b]

@Pheebo Caleebo 1:03

[@LNotaW]

I just love the sound of the utensils scraping against the plate. Just lovely.

[@emilymusic8708]

Daz is so creative I don’t have the brain to make something like this, like this could be a whole ass great movie

[@chikinmen6411]

True

[@shrekscheesycrevice]

Billy: "can I invite a friend over for dinner?"
Dad: "YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!"
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@minyoongles105]

Why is that me @ my brother

[@xlucieswifex]

That’s me and my cousin 😂😂

[@shrekscheesycrevice]

@Sophie Koscielny hahaha 🤣🤣

[@totallyahumancalled_evan1097]

KAYLA ACOSTA Army

[@shrekscheesycrevice]

@@minyoongles105 armyy

[@mxchevy4831]

0:42 the fact you didn’t eat anything was very triggering XD

[@skyemay6444]

He ate the air XD

[@punpunday]

awd_drift ikr

[@steelcomrade6871]

awd_drift I think he's eating the fork

[@Nawaal.a]

LOLL I CANT

[@marlenejohnson1599]

Oh wow

[@rosaliewithsomeletters]

The dad would be me as a parent ngl 😂

[@I3mys]

6 years late and I still want this to be a Netflix series

[@tinyfoxkaty]

2:16 when you find out Starbucks is closing.

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

can't relate

[@axelrussian8018]

:me: *kills bird* :parents: 😓😶😯 . . .

[@Todd-bj7is]

3:20 when costa closes

[@user-hf6qb9vb5d]

Secret Sisters lmao

[@varmakarma9020]

starbucks is overpriced diarrhea juice

[@bobross4807]

WHY IS THIS NOT NUMBER 1 ON TRENDING!!!!!!!

[@hollywilliamson9011]

I would like but the number is perfect

[@crystalvitagliano6381]

Bob Ross bc it’s funny

[@TrinityTronos]

DEmonitiezd vid

[@MyCatMaddieD]

I love the way the mom is so supportive

[@bennyargent6172]

Been 7 years and still waiting for this to be on Netflix

[@user-rt7xf5pe3k]

-fluidy transit-

[@angeL_ocracy]

I read this comment as the video was playing xD

[@thatgirlsarah8820]

“Now Tom, I just want a normal family dinner”
* 30 seconds later *
“SHH! Ben! Stop it!”
* 30 seconds later *
“Tom, please…”
Me: Sooooo…what is his name then?

[@itslentastic432]

His name is Tom Ben

[@angelapodaca6783]

Nah it’s Tomas Benjamin

[@sillaybillay]

That Girl Sarah Elmo

[@aapanimations5232]

Tom Ben [LAST NAME]

[@ncscapture1417]

Bom or Ten

[@kaitlyn6062]

i always come back to this it’s amazing

[@summeralesha33]

6 years ago and this will never get old, no matter how many times I watch it its a classic and iconic 👌!

[@doggy_ded_doodlez]

"how was school today Billy"
"You mean prison?"
Hahaha, that's me inside
(Edit:) forgot I made this

[@subscriberswitholdvideos-sz3uo]

insanity 666 agreed

[@ArtKid2468]

Yeah

[@phobia4954]

I agree with that

[@alexa.s2111]

Agree

[@chloec.8077]

Same

[@harvestingcherries603]

Imagine if billy was gender fluid his mom would be soooo supportive
Tom: SHEILA
Edit: Wow thank you for so many likes!

[@alyssadelvalle2587]

oh, glad to see another melanie fan who watches Daz loll

[@harvestingcherries603]

Well of course

[@AnnaGamov]

Or even if he was a fluidy transit

[@spagbolphin7814]

W h a t

[@Samia-ek3mf]

@@alyssadelvalle2587 sameee lol I’m a hugeeeee crybaby

[@RedheadRedemption69]

Oh poor mom...poor Billy....poor Dad..lmao bless their hearts 🤣😂

[@discreetyeti105]

Sheila necking the wine made this so good!

[@juicetingaming6048]

“I’m not going to say anything”
**proceeds to eat air**

[@h.rdfd.]

this comment deserves more likes bruv

[@mcyumyum744]

What’s the dads name
Tom
Ben
Harry
Elmo? 😂

[@Zyrodork]

That’s funny.😂😂😒

[@depressedfrenchfry5118]

McYumYum it’s Tom, Daz said it was a Easter egg

[@aishadonaghey5473]

His name is the father of billy otherwise known as the king of the screaming souls in his head

[@elainem4737]

Tooommmmm

[@miekehermans7165]

She only said Ben and Tom.
She said Honey, not harry
And where tf did you get Elmo from?

[@k0maed4z]

This *NEEDS* to be a series

[@avocadosenpai943]

Yeah,theres a few other vids on billy

[@Ms_iiraa]

"Remember what the therapist said"😀

[@chikinmen6411]

No i don't

[@heartstone8634]

Billy: says something absurd
The mom: *drinks wine

[@alleeum3597]

Why is it so funny to me that the mom is just drinking wine the whole time

[@cekfgkekfkef7259]

Stephanie Ellis nope it's not koolaid either. It's blackcurrant

[@riannalyn6015]

Stephanie Ellis
It wouldn't be kool aid as we don't get that here in England, it would rather be blackcurrant squash or ribena

[@Chocolate-vu5ux]

I'm a fan of Finn I love him and I'm obsessed with Stranger Things and the cast!

[@popsicko6493]

its ria the phat unicorn and friends You can get Koolaid in the Uk

[@sophiethetabby]

Sheila: How was school Billy?
Billy: you mean prison?
✨The most relatable thing✨

[@M4captain16]

“you mean prison” i felt that💀