The Paranormal Investigator

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  • čas přidán 15. 12. 2019
  • This tale tells the story of a paranormal investigator. He goes house to house to rid the world of ghosts. Subscribe to my channel, leave a like and thanks for watching!
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  • @OffTheH00k
    @OffTheH00k  Před 4 lety +5238

    If you enjoyed, Please share my sketches! On facebook, Twitter etc. It helps me make more sketches :) Also Subscribe!

    • @deadpoets164
      @deadpoets164 Před 4 lety +29

      Your channels mean the world to me. Thank you for all you do!

    • @megancollier9945
      @megancollier9945 Před 4 lety +21

      Daz Black when are we gonna get another Billy video?!? Love you!!!! Been here since day one STAY DAZZLING💖💖🥰

    • @speckygirl548
      @speckygirl548 Před 4 lety +17

      Dazzz where’s billy 5? :((

    • @CasSpell
      @CasSpell Před 4 lety +6

      You are literally one of the greatest actors in comedy 😂 You've improved so much since 2013 😁

    • @benstocks7449
      @benstocks7449 Před 4 lety +6

      Daz ...we bloody loved it

  • @benstocks7449
    @benstocks7449 Před 4 lety +5294

    How is that noise even made 😂 sounds like a duck stood on a washing machine

  • @mic5104
    @mic5104 Před 4 lety +904

    "i'm very open!"
    "knock knock"
    "..whose there?"
    "i thought you were open."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @onenotelastnote6114
    @onenotelastnote6114 Před 3 lety +3370

    When you order a Paranormal investigator off wish :

  • @cheese8878
    @cheese8878 Před 3 lety +1489

    Pretty sure I broke a rib each time the creepy music cut just to be replaced by Sir Paranormal Donald Duck

    • @uprtr-um7ng
      @uprtr-um7ng Před 3 lety +12

      HAH

    • @brandihaskett7825
      @brandihaskett7825 Před 3 lety +5

      Notice he hasn’t posted in a year

    • @cheese8878
      @cheese8878 Před 3 lety +2

      @Brandi Haskett He has a new channel now it’s called Daz Games

    • @bruhno9807
      @bruhno9807 Před 3 lety +6

      @@cheese8878 his other channel has been up for years. Definitely not new

    • @cheese8878
      @cheese8878 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bruhno9807 I meant new in relation to this one sorry for the confusion :/

  • @darienj2662
    @darienj2662 Před 4 lety +1186

    “(Seizure)AAAAHH......sex in the shed “ that’s what got me the most 😂😂

    • @violethell5604
      @violethell5604 Před 4 lety +8

      All my life I've always wanted today that and I missed it by being someone else

    • @darienj2662
      @darienj2662 Před 4 lety +7

      Violet Hell , damn, i didn’t know that , sry

    • @violethell5604
      @violethell5604 Před 4 lety +3

      @@darienj2662 meh

    • @dog_bones_2321
      @dog_bones_2321 Před 4 lety +4

      Violet Hell is that a doctor who reference

    • @violethell5604
      @violethell5604 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dog_bones_2321 I recently watched doctor who

  • @mightyeggo1379
    @mightyeggo1379 Před 4 lety +1992

    a MAN early 40's
    seconds earlier: *DAFFYDUCK*

  • @ceanacopeland1174
    @ceanacopeland1174 Před 3 lety +1146

    It sounds like Donald Duck is having a seizure 🤣🤣

  • @ninaruthee
    @ninaruthee Před 3 lety +1028

    "yes I'm a very open minded person"
    "knock knock"
    "who's there"
    "I thought you were open"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ParallelElle
    @ParallelElle Před 4 lety +3429

    I wonder how many times he had to stop and laugh off camera 😂

  • @millies3094
    @millies3094 Před 4 lety +850

    Why is Donald Duck having seizures? Should we call Daffie?

  • @PandaPro-te9hv
    @PandaPro-te9hv Před 3 lety +242

    paranormal investigator - "makes weird duck noise"
    Paranormal investigator again - "SEX in the shed"
    Daz - "leave"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brooklyn67
    @brooklyn67 Před 3 lety +566

    Sara watching him make this from the corner of the room: 👁👄👁

    • @wefoundjk5289
      @wefoundjk5289 Před 3 lety +12

      Bro your comment whas 5 hours ago

    • @TheUnluckyWolf
      @TheUnluckyWolf Před 3 lety +4

      @@wefoundjk5289 Bro your comment was from 2 months ago

    • @TheUnluckyWolf
      @TheUnluckyWolf Před 3 lety +2

      @Torn Achilles bro your comment was from 7 hours ago

    • @rstaples1000
      @rstaples1000 Před 3 lety +1

      Bro your comment was from 2 days ago

    • @TheUnluckyWolf
      @TheUnluckyWolf Před 3 lety +2

      @@rstaples1000 bro your comment was from 19 minutes ago

  • @ittsshadai5409
    @ittsshadai5409 Před 4 lety +5955

    I believe this is daz’s way of giving us a house tour

  • @isabelpeters1762
    @isabelpeters1762 Před 3 lety +1872

    Imagine his daughter coming in and just seeing this 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

    • @nightmarewolf6669
      @nightmarewolf6669 Před 3 lety +17

      Omg😂no

    • @bumpymsp2042
      @bumpymsp2042 Před 3 lety +71

      Yeah during his donald duck seizure

    • @aco5064
      @aco5064 Před 3 lety +59

      and it was probably made at like 3am imagine u wake up in the middle of the night and just hear 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

    • @oktilian1873
      @oktilian1873 Před 3 lety +24

      At this point, i think she is immune

    • @darkqueen9129
      @darkqueen9129 Před 3 lety +3

      Mood tho

  • @blueraptors1848
    @blueraptors1848 Před 3 lety +438

    He must have a headache after this😂

    • @chaz2854
      @chaz2854 Před 3 lety +13

      More like a full blown migraine

    • @kpro_1188
      @kpro_1188 Před 3 lety +3

      @@chaz2854 as a migraine sufferer-
      I feel bad for him-

    • @heyitzbecca
      @heyitzbecca Před 3 lety

      @@kpro_1188 same...

    • @kpro_1188
      @kpro_1188 Před 3 lety

      @@heyitzbecca TwT

  • @thatgaygirl5419
    @thatgaygirl5419 Před 3 lety +210

    “That are already putting willys up you yes” omfg I honestly died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hajime6251
    @hajime6251 Před 4 lety +782

    "W-hat Hap--"
    *Shakes and makes noises close to a duck*
    "--SSex in the shed."
    "Get out."

  • @ghosttheghast
    @ghosttheghast Před 4 lety +801

    I didn’t know Donald Duck was a real person until just now-

    • @hannahkohl6053
      @hannahkohl6053 Před 4 lety +3

      ZaraXGacha Boop 😂😂😂

    • @blmingwlf7142
      @blmingwlf7142 Před 4 lety

      It's not a person... Don't you understand? "Donald *Duck"*

    • @lilcreeper2672
      @lilcreeper2672 Před 4 lety

      @@blmingwlf7142 don't correct him he probably didn't watch the TV show its only a joke

  • @mikewisopmill9885
    @mikewisopmill9885 Před 3 lety +457

    IM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP AND I LITERALLY PEED MYSELF WATCHING THIS I CANT BRETHE PAHAHAHHAHA

  • @leadergames0661
    @leadergames0661 Před 3 lety +51

    Daz: Don't do it...
    Paranormal investigator: **donald duck having a seizure**

  • @tommytaylor2084
    @tommytaylor2084 Před 4 lety +767

    "I'm feeling something"
    *proceeds to have a seizure
    "A man, early 40s..."

  • @WarConfIict
    @WarConfIict Před 4 lety +752

    Daz: *having a seizure and making duck noises*
    Neighbors: ....

  • @liamschiller6654
    @liamschiller6654 Před 3 lety +42

    You can tell he’s trying so hard not to laugh his ass off throughout this whole thing😂

  • @liinovibez8397
    @liinovibez8397 Před 3 lety +18

    "are you open?"
    "yeah i‘m a very open minded person"
    "knock knock"
    "who‘s there?"
    "i thought you were open."
    i died 💀💀

  • @mkwraith8625
    @mkwraith8625 Před 4 lety +750

    I wonder how many times he’s exploded into laughter in each scene before getting the right shot 😂

    • @papercat_morningteeth1137
      @papercat_morningteeth1137 Před 3 lety +13

      698,000 if counting only the laughter he had to do 111000000,000000 shots in all cuts then just laughter:) edit:it took me 5 months to figure it out after doing the math lol

    • @r0urk379
      @r0urk379 Před 3 lety +4

      35255225633633663636389709699669
      E

    • @angxl111
      @angxl111 Před 3 lety +7

      There should be bloopers

    • @killuatherat3370
      @killuatherat3370 Před 3 lety +2

      24 maybe 😂😂😂 ik I would've. Lolol

    • @due_consideration903
      @due_consideration903 Před 3 lety +1

      Pi

  • @EK-gt2xf
    @EK-gt2xf Před 4 lety +426

    I wanna see the bloopers so baaaadlyyyy😂😭😭

  • @seppejeurissen1860
    @seppejeurissen1860 Před 3 lety +132

    Well i think the evil Donald Duck came in his body...

  • @JoeThornhill
    @JoeThornhill Před 3 lety +192

    How many takes, Daz? I bet you started filming at around noon.

  • @pigspigeonsxo437
    @pigspigeonsxo437 Před 4 lety +404

    *seirzure and duck noise*
    “....a man..early 40’s.....show me the kitchen”

  • @astero69
    @astero69 Před 3 lety +1541

    Donald duck but the crazy version.

  • @markhiwgamesmorenew3156
    @markhiwgamesmorenew3156 Před 3 lety +15

    “I don’t know how much more I can tak-“
    “Show me the shed”
    “Fuck it” 😂😂😂

  • @bitasaur
    @bitasaur Před 3 lety +43

    I feel like this guy is just trying to see if he can rob the house or not

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Před 4 lety +286

    Everyone: *caught up on duck noise*
    Me: *dying of laughter for a solid MINUTE*

  • @Cameron-yq5ug
    @Cameron-yq5ug Před 4 lety +893

    ”knock knock”
    ”whose there”
    ”i thought you were open”
    Best line of 2019 hands down

  • @giantsc00ter57
    @giantsc00ter57 Před 3 lety +56

    LMAO everytime he makes that donald the duck noise 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lavish95
    @lavish95 Před 3 lety +27

    If I was a ghost and saw this, I'd be running the hell outta there

  • @100elphaba
    @100elphaba Před 4 lety +433

    My baby did THAT!😂 I AM CRYING😂😂😂😂❤

    • @kmg55
      @kmg55 Před 4 lety +12

      How you gonna comment 3 years in advance 😂😂

    • @HunterTodd_
      @HunterTodd_ Před 4 lety +9

      hi soheila

    • @alfgreenhouse915
      @alfgreenhouse915 Před 4 lety +7

      Soheila World omg hi I follow you on insta

    • @AlaricCaffyn
      @AlaricCaffyn Před 4 lety +10

      Could I get a like please. You two are an amazing couple!

    • @alex_sparkless
      @alex_sparkless Před 4 lety +6

      Aw your so cute together💕

  • @wannabejoeexotic8503
    @wannabejoeexotic8503 Před 4 lety +479

    "This is where he did it"
    "Did what?"
    "He... Seizure...... Drowned them
    😂😂

  • @sapherabluewolfe1636
    @sapherabluewolfe1636 Před 3 lety +53

    Im wondering how that wig stay on 😅

  • @eliascantor2296
    @eliascantor2296 Před 3 lety +11

    “Come Forward!"
    (Donald duck intensifies)

  • @ivanstayner8818
    @ivanstayner8818 Před 4 lety +510

    Daz's mating call is very impressive, I must say.

  • @scarletsky5292
    @scarletsky5292 Před 4 lety +395

    Spiritualist Medium Gavin: *Is your mind open?*
    Daz: *Well yes I'm a very open minded person*
    Spiritualist Medium Gavin: *Knock, knock*
    Daz: *Who's there?*
    Spiritualist Medium Gavin: *I tHoUGht Y0u wERe oPeN.*
    I am using that! LOL

    • @doggo9421
      @doggo9421 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol that’s what I said

  • @lodii113
    @lodii113 Před 3 lety +40

    I haven’t laughed is so long 😂🤣🤣 the duck sound

  • @antaequeJ
    @antaequeJ Před 3 lety +14

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the effort he puts into his sketches? The music, THE ACTING, the script, the production .. I’m so proud of him

  • @bell-collector5772
    @bell-collector5772 Před 4 lety +280

    “Sex in the shed”
    And that children is how you are born 😂

  • @hussainmerchant8436
    @hussainmerchant8436 Před 4 lety +644

    Who want's a two girl's at a wedding part 3
    👇🏾

  • @0ldblud787
    @0ldblud787 Před 3 lety +21

    Um, how did you keep a straight face through the making of this? It's so good-💀

  • @2fyecookie
    @2fyecookie Před 3 lety +69

    He should definitely become an actor and have his own series 😭😭😭
    Yall I said actress I'm dum as hell...

  • @kaidenepperson5194
    @kaidenepperson5194 Před 4 lety +180

    If he was in an actually movie like a main character I would love that movie, he would be kinda like Chris Farley.

    • @coyoteailstock9498
      @coyoteailstock9498 Před 4 lety

      Kaiden Epperson I don’t think so their sense of humor is totally different

  • @raythefangirl1339
    @raythefangirl1339 Před 3 lety +1250

    This is me when I become a supernatural hunter

    • @rhi417
      @rhi417 Před 3 lety +6

      Same

    • @AltoXD
      @AltoXD Před 3 lety +4

      Same

    • @dagamerd9440
      @dagamerd9440 Před 3 lety +5

      It’s a Paranormal Investigator or a Paranormal hunter not a supernatural hunter plus I have stuff for it so I love it so much

    • @raythefangirl1339
      @raythefangirl1339 Před 3 lety +5

      @@dagamerd9440 ghost are a part of the supernatural so same differences

    • @mackenziecolwell7393
      @mackenziecolwell7393 Před 3 lety +3

      Is our fandom going to spread from tumbler to here

  • @morsefamu8752
    @morsefamu8752 Před 3 lety +28

    i think donald duck just had a seizure 4 times while investigating the paranormal

  • @bryantpierre9098
    @bryantpierre9098 Před 3 lety +11

    3:27 Now that was genius

  • @scarleth4955
    @scarleth4955 Před 4 lety +438

    I’m scared and excited at the same time

  • @Gamalielslay
    @Gamalielslay Před 4 lety +131

    "Are you feeling anything in here?"
    "I'm feeling a tea party happening."

  • @Nuggies69
    @Nuggies69 Před 3 lety +12

    Gavin: *seizure* sssssex in the shed
    Daz: leave now
    Gavin: absolutely yes
    That was so funny 😂😂😂

    • @cmc2070
      @cmc2070 Před 3 lety +1

      Ues

    • @cmc2070
      @cmc2070 Před 3 lety +1

      *yes

    • @Nuggies69
      @Nuggies69 Před 3 lety

      @@cmc2070 you could of edited your comment and fixed the spelling mistake

  • @TheWiseCollector
    @TheWiseCollector Před 3 lety +19

    You had me is thing at "the willies up you'

  • @elainnyreyes1788
    @elainnyreyes1788 Před 4 lety +184

    I can’t be the only one who gets freaked out when Daz does that Donald Duck on Crack thing....

  • @ottolehmann5286
    @ottolehmann5286 Před 4 lety +111

    Daz, we all know you couldn’t do this without having atleast a couple of laughing fits. Please post the bloopers of these skits 😂😂👍

  • @tired_night
    @tired_night Před 3 lety +8

    Dax: don’t do it...
    Man:” Donald duck activated”

  • @morgan7743
    @morgan7743 Před 3 lety +39

    Ngl the investigator looks like a predator.

  • @starrymc
    @starrymc Před 4 lety +139

    Paranormal investigator duck: *has seizure*
    A man, in his 40’s
    Daz: brO you aight

  • @taylor7017
    @taylor7017 Před 4 lety +101

    When Daz walked away from the ghost person and you could just hear the faint seizure duck noise 😂

    • @Wahawaqaqwa
      @Wahawaqaqwa Před 4 lety +2

      I started laughing so hard😂

    • @taylor7017
      @taylor7017 Před 4 lety +1

      ... what is a boba

    • @victoriagunn8913
      @victoriagunn8913 Před 4 lety +1

      Taylor it’s a type of Japanese tea called bubble tea, inside are small tapioca balls (the boba is the tapioca balls). That’s what boba is

    • @taylor7017
      @taylor7017 Před 4 lety +2

      Victoria Gunn ohhhhhh, thank youuuuu

    • @samanthaprocyshyn9307
      @samanthaprocyshyn9307 Před 3 lety

      He’s just standing there looking disappointed like, I really thought I was gonna get this resolved tonight... 😂😂👌🏻

  • @zainabakhtar1861
    @zainabakhtar1861 Před 3 lety +9

    When he went *deranged duck noises* I felt that 😔🦆

  • @Oliver-rw1ck
    @Oliver-rw1ck Před 3 lety +14

    This guy should have his own tv show honestly man

  • @stefanystoilkova87
    @stefanystoilkova87 Před 4 lety +757

    “-knock knock
    -who’s there?
    - ...i thought u were open....”
    SHIIIIIIIIT THE CHILLS
    edit(-OH WOW THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES-)

  • @abbyellis2147
    @abbyellis2147 Před 4 lety +65

    *clears throat* Daddy's a Paranormal Investigator
    *starts laughing uncontrollably*

  • @lewisgames3702
    @lewisgames3702 Před 3 lety +76

    I think this is daz's idea of a house tour 😂

  • @ToXicKush420
    @ToXicKush420 Před 3 lety +7

    1:39 I swear to god i almost shit myself dying of laghter

  • @georgiahewitt835
    @georgiahewitt835 Před 4 lety +196

    How are there any dislikes - this is comedy gold

    • @katieforbes2922
      @katieforbes2922 Před 4 lety +10

      They have to be subscribed to be this early to dislike. They haters. Bet they didn't even see the video

    • @laylaiola5010
      @laylaiola5010 Před 4 lety +4

      the dislikes are the ghosts

  • @theojenkinson8599
    @theojenkinson8599 Před 4 lety +245

    This is so funny how he is having a fit then is just fine

  • @goose9648
    @goose9648 Před 3 lety +4

    When ur really good at phasmophobia

  • @charlzwainwright5766
    @charlzwainwright5766 Před 3 lety +11

    This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time 😂😂😂😂

  • @annamations3338
    @annamations3338 Před 3 lety +676

    This is a masterpiece, Daz, well done! 😂😂

  • @prettypristinepoetry8984
    @prettypristinepoetry8984 Před 3 lety +72

    “Knock knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “I thought you were open.”
    *SOLID* *FREAKING* *GOLD!!*

  • @Kimmi_Kaiy
    @Kimmi_Kaiy Před 3 lety +11

    Just binge watched these...Daz you need to do more sketches.... These are hillarous 😅👏🏼👏🏼

  • @tucksik3065
    @tucksik3065 Před 3 lety +6

    I cant comprehend how many times he mustve laughed in his sketches

  • @angellina_tsv
    @angellina_tsv Před 4 lety +57

    how can you keep a straight face recording this? every time he had a "seizure" I just pissed myself laughing xd

  • @hyperelliott995
    @hyperelliott995 Před 3 lety +8

    Daz, please make more videos like these. Daz Games and Daz Black are entertaining.

  • @UrDasSideTing
    @UrDasSideTing Před 3 lety +4

    This was a repressed memory until today 😂😂😂

  • @itsyaboi7617
    @itsyaboi7617 Před 4 lety +82

    The person: has seizure for the first time
    Daz: regrets decision
    Person: a man early forties. 😐

  • @chericemolloy6863
    @chericemolloy6863 Před 4 lety +36

    Why does he look like he should be wearing a sombrero and selling Mexican food

  • @alexandriastyles6569
    @alexandriastyles6569 Před 3 lety +4

    He is like oh shit I’ve got a metal Donald Duck in the house

  • @chloe_artistslipper6820
    @chloe_artistslipper6820 Před 3 lety +4

    I loved the sketch but he sounded like Donald Duck when snacking it was tense but so funny 🤣

  • @matildascott-wilkinson5231
    @matildascott-wilkinson5231 Před 4 lety +61

    If Daz was in a real life situation like this he’s be GONEEE

  • @walla-wallabingbang1657
    @walla-wallabingbang1657 Před 4 lety +68

    no one:
    phsyco: s-sex in the shed
    daz: get out
    phsyco: yes ok

    • @youmakemehappy7
      @youmakemehappy7 Před 3 lety +1

      Was he wanting to hook up with Daz?😂

    • @waifubtch6208
      @waifubtch6208 Před 3 lety +1

      @@youmakemehappy7 no I’m sure he maybe had a Flashback if Sex in the shed lol

  • @naomihendrickson5827
    @naomihendrickson5827 Před 3 lety +4

    😂😂😂😂Still got it daz 🤣🤣🤣still make me laugh ever time 😂😂

  • @Qaister61
    @Qaister61 Před 3 lety +5

    this was literally my brother and I when we were younger, and whenever any of the two of us acted possessed or like we saw a ghost we believed one another

  • @texasmomma9180
    @texasmomma9180 Před 4 lety +111

    At 2:56 I laughed so damn hard I peed. It’s ok I’m 7 1/2 months pregnant.

  • @camlong77
    @camlong77 Před 4 lety +52

    1:40 when you realize schools starting again next week

  • @kindaawkward_ngl9831
    @kindaawkward_ngl9831 Před 3 lety +4

    You channel all ways brightens my day☀️

  • @bearyolivia4959
    @bearyolivia4959 Před 3 lety +2

    I like how he is filming this at night and also when he does that shaking thing he sound like my uncle trying to make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yeyeyeyeye2193
    @yeyeyeyeye2193 Před 4 lety +37

    "putting the willies up you" -Daz Black, 2019

  • @poppyb8584
    @poppyb8584 Před 4 lety +162

    “Show me the kitchen”
    -Daz Black 2019
    Edit: first time commenting and you people like it!!!

  • @toemuchfun
    @toemuchfun Před 6 měsíci +2

    Just as good as when I first watched it. An absolute classic.

  • @Dr-pepper-vb3yg
    @Dr-pepper-vb3yg Před 3 lety +3

    That noise that was made was funny as hell

  • @chilllife5818
    @chilllife5818 Před 3 lety +38

    paranormal investigator: *having a seizure attack*
    Daz: Is he ok, should I call help, is he dying??? So many questions

  • @harrym.9154
    @harrym.9154 Před 4 lety +79

    25 seconds, that’s as fresh as daz himself

  • @chasarelatta27
    @chasarelatta27 Před 2 lety +2

    Sarah: DAD DID WE GET A DUCK!?
    DAZ : SARAN SHHHHHHH IM ACTINGGGGG!

  • @kieranlokidotir3059
    @kieranlokidotir3059 Před 3 lety +4

    The one at 4:48 was like Donald duck brushing his teeth, whilst being chased by a swarm of bees... no just me ok😶