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  • čas přidán 17. 06. 2021
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  • @thenecromancer5007
    @thenecromancer5007 Před 2 lety +6887

    “And this was my retirement money.” Wow this mom REALLY wants her kid to feel terrible about herself.

    • @megansmith5884
      @megansmith5884 Před 2 lety +220

      And yet they force them to wear dresses and think that being pretty is the most important thing?

    • @lmao6821
      @lmao6821 Před 2 lety +85

      @@megansmith5884 Say it again for the ones at the back🤚🏽

    • @quesedillaburbur2520
      @quesedillaburbur2520 Před 2 lety +49

      I hate moms sometimes. The child should decide to do this or not.

    • @megansmith5884
      @megansmith5884 Před 2 lety +40

      @@quesedillaburbur2520 I agree. It puts so much stress on the poor children.

    • @genna6216
      @genna6216 Před 2 lety +6

      I-
      I thought that was n-normal

  • @nethermindd9705
    @nethermindd9705 Před 2 lety +3121

    pageants are so disturbing to me. “suck in that stomach” “I look at the beauty of the child, not the shape of the child”. who in their right mind says something like that to a CHILD or about a CHILD. she’s just a kid. she shouldn’t have to worry about “sucking in” or whether or not the judges think she’s beautiful. she’s gorgeous, she should be running outside playing, inside doing puzzles and just being a kid.

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 Před 2 lety +43

      Sadly there are alot of parents like her.

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 Před 2 lety +17

      HoneyDewCosplay
      Exactly, it should be friends happiness and toys not this insanity

    • @hannahking3491
      @hannahking3491 Před 2 lety +25

      Pageants are baits for pedos honestly so she best watch what she dresses her kid in

    • @scareeecrowww
      @scareeecrowww Před 2 lety +8

      Most underrated comment to date
      Well said my dude 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @lilymccutchan3321
      @lilymccutchan3321 Před 2 lety +9

      I'm completely on your side, however sometimes we have to suck in and "stand tall" to look better on stage, But it shouldn't be to look skinnier it should be to look taller.

  • @cooldudeshades1487
    @cooldudeshades1487 Před rokem +450

    As soon as the girl said “I’ve been practicing sucking in my stomach” I was in horror. That is a recipe for an eating disorder

    • @samgeorgewhitler
      @samgeorgewhitler Před 3 měsíci +14

      i was told i am to fat and such from people in my class. just because i was a bit pudgy i was 6 pounds overweight. i started sucking in my stomach, eating less and less. i endet up in hospital with a weight of 75 pounds at the height of around 5 to 6 foot. i am a male and you could see every bone in my body. i then went to therapy and started eating slowly more and more that was when i was 16. i am now 21 and weigh about 168 pounds. i am now healthier then ever and i also started ignoring people and even cutting them out of my life like i dont need this shit. and my favorite snack went from a whole ass cucumber to chocolate chip cookies. i gotta say falling does not hurt badly anymore

    • @SiriusBlack-rm3fc
      @SiriusBlack-rm3fc Před 2 měsíci

      when?

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 Před měsícem

      And even before that the gate. Like wow.

  • @Moonroon
    @Moonroon Před rokem +420

    my father used to guilt us when we bought a small toy worth £5, i can’t imagine how this poor girl feels..

    • @ForgottenGuy2009
      @ForgottenGuy2009 Před rokem +1

      This little kid is a ungrateful b*tch I feel sorry for the mom

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Depends on if he had the money to do it. If he wasn't paid alot and you just threw it outside or in a toy box and didn't play with it anyway.. I totally could understand him. If he had money and you actually enjoyed the toy until it completely broke. I understand you. But with kids... I kind of know which one is more likely what happened.

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 Před měsícem

      N not even guilt usually just ranting abt raised prices n stuff

  • @TheCrystalBoat
    @TheCrystalBoat Před 2 lety +3129

    The mum is like "WE eat better, WE go running" while doing fuck all lmao

    • @PandaPup69
      @PandaPup69 Před 2 lety +80

      Nah she's wearing clothing, which is weight 🤣

    • @catgirlok80
      @catgirlok80 Před 2 lety +7

      @@PandaPup69 haha 😂

    • @a.ham_antha7454
      @a.ham_antha7454 Před 2 lety +18

      i think it goes back to the moms trying to live the pageant life through their kids and its unfair for the kid ://

    • @muahmuahkisskiss6821
      @muahmuahkisskiss6821 Před 2 lety +8

      Literally my mum though. She just sits there while me and my brother do all her taxes lmao

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 Před 2 lety +6

      @@muahmuahkisskiss6821 dang!!

  • @hunleytheguineapig312
    @hunleytheguineapig312 Před 2 lety +5027

    This is how kids gain insecurities, eating disorders, depression, and eventually end up in a psychiatric hospital with anorexia. They are being judged by how "pretty" they are at 7-8 years old, and if they don't win then they get thoughts like "i lost cause im ugly" and "im not worth anything". They get insecurities sooo freaking early and worry about how skinny they are when they should be worried that they will get caught in hide and seek while playing outside with their friends! Pageants for young children are terrible and lead the kids into a lifetime of depression and problems. Please never put your child into a pageant ever...

    • @BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304
      @BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304 Před 2 lety +25

      @@chanelye9485 Don't listen to them! I may not know you but I know that you are worth so much! Never stop loving yourself and don't listen to those stupid human beings! Keep your head up and show them that you are the Boss of your life and that you don't care about their useless opinions💙

    • @chanelye9485
      @chanelye9485 Před 2 lety +16

      @@BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304 thanx for ur support

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 Před 2 lety +8

      All true but the parents are still awful.

    • @tbhc415
      @tbhc415 Před 2 lety

      okay snowflake

    • @ellac223
      @ellac223 Před 2 lety +3

      it’s not that deep

  • @ShaneSmithDesign
    @ShaneSmithDesign Před rokem +93

    14:31
    "what's the matter with the- UHHAYR"

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 Před měsícem +2

      HhhshahhhhahAHAHHAHHAHAHHAGA😊

    • @BigMacWhopper
      @BigMacWhopper Před měsícem +3

      I hadn’t even gotten that far in the vid yet but I needed to see what you were talking about 😂

  • @youtr4ee
    @youtr4ee Před rokem +134

    "Well now her spirit can cut cheese without a knife" made me laugh too hard

  • @_xxkittiixx_
    @_xxkittiixx_ Před 2 lety +7606

    Daz's Daughter: *gives him sass*
    Daz: "THATS IT YOUVE LOST FEET PRIVILEGES!"

  • @NorthofSmoke
    @NorthofSmoke Před 2 lety +7006

    I love the fact that the mom said "I'm taking a break from pagents" like SHE was doing them....

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes Před 2 lety +202

      Absolutely it shows how its not really the childs interest

    • @NorthofSmoke
      @NorthofSmoke Před 2 lety +82

      @@informationyes yes she just made the child or more so trained her to think that she does

    • @lardnar9268
      @lardnar9268 Před 2 lety +24

      I actually know a grown woman who participates in beauty pageants-

    • @NorthofSmoke
      @NorthofSmoke Před 2 lety +48

      @@lardnar9268 see it's one thing if SHE is doing it which good for her but it's when her kid does it and the mom acts like she is doing it

    • @lilymccutchan3321
      @lilymccutchan3321 Před 2 lety +26

      My mom says "were quitting pageants if you don't win" and I'm like... you're not the one doing them so you don't get to choose if I quit... ofc I don't say that to her face

  • @Eleanorscatmom
    @Eleanorscatmom Před rokem +90

    As someone who's parents not only encouraged but inspired my discorded eating it's really nice to see a father of a daughter stand against all of that. I'm so happy for her future, it's a tiny bit of healing along my journey. Thanks for being an awesome person I can depend on to cheer me up.

  • @joshnolan6643
    @joshnolan6643 Před rokem +95

    As someone with an ED, thankyou soo much for talking out about the damage this is doing. It is horrific that the parents even think this is okay.

  • @iluvurmumdotexe9344
    @iluvurmumdotexe9344 Před 2 lety +7754

    “It’s basically like throwing kids in an arena and telling them to fight for who’s prettier” Basically Pageants in a nutshell. Daz is so right like ALL the time

    • @DR3_34D
      @DR3_34D Před 2 lety +8

      Ya

    • @speedydrury_1
      @speedydrury_1 Před 2 lety +76

      The hunger games pagent addition

    • @evgeniajposiko455
      @evgeniajposiko455 Před 2 lety +8

      You sound like those people that say "like" all the time but in a good way or in the right way.

    • @iluvurmumdotexe9344
      @iluvurmumdotexe9344 Před 2 lety +9

      @@evgeniajposiko455 I do, like, every time I speak. I don’t know if I use it correctly but I do say it a lot.

    • @dislikeroftheinternet5499
      @dislikeroftheinternet5499 Před 2 lety +1

      Not all pageants are like that

  • @professorpennies
    @professorpennies Před 2 lety +2625

    "I've grown up into what can only be described as a, um, sausage patty."

    • @nathanpreston8
      @nathanpreston8 Před 2 lety +17

      Nice

    • @sohnjakrivenski4242
      @sohnjakrivenski4242 Před 2 lety +34

      Lol
      Daz Is Absolutely My Favorite CZcamsr Out There
      His Personality Humility Kindness
      Down To Earth And Of Course G
      His Sense Of Humour Just Make For A Good Watch Every Show

    • @gwynithjohnson3750
      @gwynithjohnson3750 Před 2 lety +12

      Same here same energy

    • @korda3770
      @korda3770 Před 2 lety +10

      When I tell u I read that at the same time he said it 😭

    • @professorpennies
      @professorpennies Před 2 lety +4

      @@korda3770 that happens to me alll the timeee

  • @Psychoplantic
    @Psychoplantic Před rokem +495

    “I’d take her iPad away her iPhone her AirPods and her pc and also her feet I would take her feet away she would have to crawl to school”
    -Daz games 2022

  • @berfindari8088
    @berfindari8088 Před rokem +62

    The way he said ' if my daughter did that I will take Her FEET away " made me luaghing

  • @lxzy_stxrmie5245
    @lxzy_stxrmie5245 Před 2 lety +4504

    Daz: "If my daughter spoke to me like that I'd take away her-"
    Me: "Her life."

  • @red_4545
    @red_4545 Před 2 lety +692

    “Slenderman has a daughter and she’s in a nail salon”
    creppypasta: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @aRaccB
    @aRaccB Před rokem +22

    11:15 the amount of sass and rage- I was not prepared

  • @Peterparker43284
    @Peterparker43284 Před rokem +63

    Oh my god snot came out of my nose
    "There are kids waking up in the world and theyve just discovered they have no FUCKING HEAD"
    LMFAO

  • @_JustSomeDude_
    @_JustSomeDude_ Před 2 lety +2109

    “Hold up the dresses, which is weight”
    They aren’t wearing body armour, calm down.

    • @orangeystudios2070
      @orangeystudios2070 Před 2 lety +31

      She says it like the dresses are chainmail or some crap 😄

    • @papercat_morningteeth1137
      @papercat_morningteeth1137 Před 2 lety +16

      Maybe the dresses are made of diamond and that’s why it costs so much

    • @cubbygamer5246
      @cubbygamer5246 Před 2 lety +6

      I thought the dresses were gas

    • @riyanhaysabel954
      @riyanhaysabel954 Před 2 lety +12

      some pageant dresses can actually b heavy, especially for a young girl like her

    • @marissawuzhere
      @marissawuzhere Před 2 lety +20

      being a pageant kid growing up,depending on the dress ofc,they can be very heavy especially for someone of her size. I never really had to much trouble holding them but thats just because I was,and still am,a really big kid and all of the other pageant girls,and guys, where very "dainty".

  • @chilli3672
    @chilli3672 Před 2 lety +4891

    This genuinely made me cry…I am 22 and just realized at my age that my eating disorder is because of my mom commenting on my weight relentlessly. I can’t begin to imagine what those poor girls went through

    • @eclipseschannel6559
      @eclipseschannel6559 Před 2 lety +210

      I'm sorry. You've probably heard this too many times, but things will get better. You're 22 and hopefully have moved out. Eat some small meals all through the day.
      Even if it's a bite of a cereal bar or something.
      You can do this and you'll get through it. I promise.

    • @joansiee8326
      @joansiee8326 Před 2 lety +54

      @@eclipseschannel6559 Agreed

    • @karlydunow8710
      @karlydunow8710 Před 2 lety +85

      I’m 33 n I STILL have insecurities because of my ma that turned into eating disorders. I still struggle to this day.

    • @jassy_w
      @jassy_w Před 2 lety +20

      mhm same:(so sorry tho hope ur ok

    • @redrokirumba3772
      @redrokirumba3772 Před 2 lety +24

      @@karlydunow8710 You've got this :) Every little bite counts 💛

  • @mattiejanewalker7875
    @mattiejanewalker7875 Před rokem +22

    Can we just give Daz a hand for the amount of love and care he has for his daughter whike still being an influencer? Caring about her health while he’s losing weight and still using discipline and great care for her? What an amazing dad. What a great example for today’s generation Daz. I will forever be a fan of yours. ❤ 👏🏻

  • @yaseralsaab3945
    @yaseralsaab3945 Před rokem +22

    12:44 that cry had me literally tearing up from laughter 😂😂😂

  • @diorzz
    @diorzz Před 2 lety +3438

    Fun fact: Those little waving cats have different colors and gold means wealth.

    • @EthanTucky16
      @EthanTucky16 Před 2 lety +96

      Yes I've heard of this I think the brown and white is the best one out of them all

    • @Ghostguitarist93
      @Ghostguitarist93 Před 2 lety +165

      Yes this is true white colour is to get good luck and overall good fortune, while black is to ward off evil, red is for good health and pink is for romance not sure about the others

    • @irishhamiltonmemes6748
      @irishhamiltonmemes6748 Před 2 lety +79

      I LOVE WAVING CATS

    • @becca_rose_x
      @becca_rose_x Před 2 lety +32

      So if it’s for wealth, where is all my money then?😂haha I honestly don’t believe in any of those superstitious sort of things😂

    • @Ghostguitarist93
      @Ghostguitarist93 Před 2 lety +13

      @@becca_rose_x same way mine is on bills and taxes 😂

  • @jemzwi
    @jemzwi Před 2 lety +3541

    “There are kids waking up in the world right now and they just discovered they’ve got no f*cking head!” Im laughing so hard

  • @naan000
    @naan000 Před rokem +18

    2:02 that typical "mystic indian riff~" at the start had me rolling my eyes so hard

  • @psychedelicblueberry8080
    @psychedelicblueberry8080 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I love when Daz makes himself laugh. His laugh is so contagious

  • @redanaj3585
    @redanaj3585 Před 2 lety +3475

    No one:
    Daz: I want to deep throat a subway for every meal

    • @ashleypetrini4627
      @ashleypetrini4627 Před 2 lety +66

      The best part is how he was more concerned with ruining his stomach than his throat.

    • @Sonicbladez
      @Sonicbladez Před 2 lety +21

      No One:
      Nobody ever:
      You:
      "No one:
      Daz: I want to deep throat a subway for every meal"

    • @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh
      @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh Před 2 lety +9

      @@Sonicbladez lmfaoooooo

    • @n0_fuks_togive_326
      @n0_fuks_togive_326 Před 2 lety +16

      Daz: you can’t really hit your kid now a-days can?
      My mom: 😅

    • @jessicalayla9066
      @jessicalayla9066 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Sonicbladez no

  • @majdsuleiman8321
    @majdsuleiman8321 Před 2 lety +518

    I feel sad for this little girl .. her mom is toxic and that's gonna affect her badly

    • @CuckooPint
      @CuckooPint Před 2 lety +3

      Already happened to my ex- friend Elizabeth

  • @philzas_crow
    @philzas_crow Před rokem +23

    15:49 ... That must be so confusing for a little girl..

    • @philzas_crow
      @philzas_crow Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/_epVgBDPBOg/video.html

  • @hollyn9649
    @hollyn9649 Před 7 měsíci +3

    “Side Rant” has become my favorite new phrase!! I get so excited when Daz says that!!!

  • @ninjadoggo8658
    @ninjadoggo8658 Před 2 lety +951

    Daz is the best parent ever. As soon as he said he’ll take away her daughter’s feet away I knew her daughter must be a lucky person

  • @holdmysprite6056
    @holdmysprite6056 Před 2 lety +1047

    When I was 8 I didn't EVER worry about how I looked. I personally feel like pageants are a form of abuse as it can cause children to be insecure or feel like they aren't pretty enough. No kid that is put in pageants really has a choice and it's quite sad really. They go up on stage to show off their beauty so adults can judge them... it's kinda creepy to be completely honest. It's teaching kids that they need to be pretty to make money and that isn't true. Pageants should be for kids above the age of 16, so that they can have a choice and already know that beauty isn't the only way to win in life.

    • @Emma-dp8lh
      @Emma-dp8lh Před 2 lety +18

      my friend went in a pageant once and she is fine,she wasnt crazy about it like this lady tho. she wanted to do it herself. she was old enoguh to decide and it was her idea, so i get what you mean if ur talking about young young kids who dont have a choice, but my friend said it was fun. im not suppoarting these crazy obsessed pageant moms tho

    • @holdmysprite6056
      @holdmysprite6056 Před 2 lety +19

      @@Emma-dp8lh yeah, I think it's good if they're old enough to make the choice themselves :)

    • @dieguismama2330
      @dieguismama2330 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah, you're a woman you'll have the REST of your life to worry about it. I grew up in a farm and had no concept of gender anything it was so freeing, just playing with animals and be free to explore your innocence. I grew up to be quite girly, by my own choice. Let kids be kids.

    • @thatpangirl2297
      @thatpangirl2297 Před 2 lety

      I’ve been worrying about how I look for as long as I can remember. So since I was 3

    • @lee_aveittome
      @lee_aveittome Před 2 lety

      @@Emma-dp8lh i think Op means more so parents who make theor young children do it all the time and who makes the childs life revolve around pageants. Obv doing it once and while wont hurt

  • @AJisdum
    @AJisdum Před rokem +12

    4:17 Looking good Daz

  • @islaouko
    @islaouko Před 2 měsíci +4

    8:16 little did he know this would be a famous clip years later 💪💪

  • @pirateprincess1997
    @pirateprincess1997 Před 2 lety +541

    The mom could’ve just went to claires and got her the fake press on nails for little girls

    • @mech3384
      @mech3384 Před 2 lety +33

      ikr, now Shian out here looking like lady dimitrescu-

    • @youreweird4253
      @youreweird4253 Před 2 lety +5

      exactly what u thought

    • @katie-ut8en
      @katie-ut8en Před 2 lety +14

      or target like seriously the dumb mother. and 11,500 dollars on dresses? my mum doesn’t even spend $500 in 1 month for me and my sister 🧐

    • @Baba2Fine
      @Baba2Fine Před 2 lety +2

      @@katie-ut8en yea, except food tho

    • @ellieb333
      @ellieb333 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Baba2Fine not even food we spend like 100 for food a month for the entire household. Once its gone, you have to wait till next month.

  • @ab8ndon
    @ab8ndon Před 2 lety +2029

    this world is horrible, as a child this is heartbreaking, an 8 year old is being taught and being raised to be so self absorbed. its sad truly. its unfortunate shes already having to live up the societys unrealistic standards. it really is heartbreaking. no child, or anyone as a matter of face should have to feel like they have to live up to society's standards. everyone is beautiful how they are.. its truly saddening
    edit: sorry this is so repetitive i was tired when i made this😀☝️

    • @allisonbrookkkk
      @allisonbrookkkk Před 2 lety +48

      my mom did it to me and i can’t stand her for it, sometimes i catch myself being rude to people and entitled and it’s like it’s just became a part of me. not to mention the whole “watching what you eat” yea my mom would only let me eat one bowl of fruit a day and workout for 2 hours in the 5 days leading up to pageants

    • @ab8ndon
      @ab8ndon Před 2 lety +31

      @@allisonbrookkkk im really sorry that happened to you doll, youre perfect the way you are, truly!

    • @TRIlKURRDURR
      @TRIlKURRDURR Před 2 lety +16

      I agree with your comment, pageants are so putrid and revolting that they should all be shut down.

    • @water8934
      @water8934 Před 2 lety +3

      huh

    • @cathymchugh3806
      @cathymchugh3806 Před 2 lety +4

      we get it you said sad and trly 4 time xx no hate

  • @S4yd3-0n-p4wz
    @S4yd3-0n-p4wz Před měsícem +2

    "I think I'm a good comedian"
    U ARE ONE.

  • @kaelahbaldwin41
    @kaelahbaldwin41 Před 9 měsíci +3

    5:57 just yes this is hilarious I love his sarcasm 😂

  • @beezuz7479
    @beezuz7479 Před 2 lety +503

    His fake crying got me laughing so hard.

  • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
    @user-gn6jc2yn9c Před 2 lety +247

    This should qualify as abuse. That little girl doesn't deserve to be treated like some sort of dream-catcher for her mother's failed dreams.

    • @hannahking3491
      @hannahking3491 Před 2 lety +4

      She's also letting her kid run off when in America people lost their mind quicker than their car keys and kidnap kids

    • @mysticnoobgaming
      @mysticnoobgaming Před 2 lety +5

      i agree. no kid should have to deal with this

  • @qprJamesqpr
    @qprJamesqpr Před rokem +5

    Am I the only one who continuously just watches all of daz’s videos? 🤣

  • @notit9501
    @notit9501 Před 2 lety +2735

    Pagenting is literally showing kids to a bunch of people so that they can tell them if they are pretty or not. They take these kids and sometimes even put them in sexualized outfits/routines/characters and then put them in front of people and say, "yes, that's good, we've done good, my child is happy!". No, your child is just that, A CHILD. They are children, not adults, and they shouldn't be competing over who's "prettier" or "thinner". The fact that this pagent called it "petite division" also has be feeling extremely gross, "hey, come look at skinny young girls in expensive dresses and girdles and corsets and tons of makeup and judge them!"
    Nasty stuff.

    • @sedoniadragotta8323
      @sedoniadragotta8323 Před 2 lety +83

      It's run by pedophies

    • @RomyRavenna
      @RomyRavenna Před 2 lety +50

      @@sedoniadragotta8323 that's what I wanted to say. It is exactly that disgusting pedophiles in the audience and behind the "show"

    • @Cheddar_Shred
      @Cheddar_Shred Před 2 lety +28

      I wouldn't be surprised if this is how pedophiles get turned on, instead of kidnapping kids off the street.

    • @nathanschmidtke5901
      @nathanschmidtke5901 Před 2 lety +15

      @@Cheddar_Shred well I mean it’s a bit better then

    • @jacklee7178
      @jacklee7178 Před 2 lety +24

      Couldn’t have put it better myself

  • @tiahnalorin9167
    @tiahnalorin9167 Před 2 lety +4000

    Daz: "When I was a kid, I was lucky if I finished a race. If I came last, I was so happy, because it meant I actually finished it." 👏🏻😁
    That's the attitude every child should have! I love it Daz! ❤️💯

    • @Elijahboi
      @Elijahboi Před 2 lety +33

      this should be a t-shirt quote not even kidding it is so good and inspiring

    • @Buried_Blu
      @Buried_Blu Před 2 lety +22

      I came third when I was in primary, now I just don’t run cause I developed asthma ;-;

    • @DiaMai
      @DiaMai Před 2 lety +13

      @@Buried_Blu I’m sorry about that asthma isn’t the greatest thing to have

    • @Buried_Blu
      @Buried_Blu Před 2 lety +7

      @@DiaMai ah, don’t feel bad- it’s a hereditary thing

    • @thisguy6426
      @thisguy6426 Před 2 lety +2

      As soon as I started reading this he said it lol

  • @rossbowskill2339
    @rossbowskill2339 Před 6 měsíci +3

    “They have to hold up their dresses, which is weight”
    *grabs popcorn to await daz’s reply*

  • @fireruby1882
    @fireruby1882 Před rokem +1

    5:50 DAZ YOU ARE KILLING ME 🤣I fricken love all your rants

  • @niamhm179
    @niamhm179 Před 2 lety +1316

    oh god… “i’ve been sucking in my stomach” that poor girl was so proud of herself it’s obvious she’s been taught that weight should be as low as possible

    • @SistaKhandie
      @SistaKhandie Před 2 lety +27

      That’s exactly why she ends up looking like a damn stick.

    • @baldie_mm2.
      @baldie_mm2. Před 2 lety +5

      LOL

    • @littlepumpkinbearxxx
      @littlepumpkinbearxxx Před rokem +19

      The fact that some children think that that is how u get accepted in society! Its sad how our society has created this standard

    • @Saturn.Gachaa
      @Saturn.Gachaa Před 11 měsíci +8

      Fax, it hurts me to see little kids feel that they need to be skinny to be “beautiful” or “handsome” it’s just wrong.. my heart goes out to them.❤

    • @shayr007
      @shayr007 Před 10 měsíci +2

      exactly, when I was in preschool from age 4-5 I would suck in my stomach every day, especially during preschool. when I started kindergarten it got worse, I ended up being diagnosed with arfid as well as other eating disorders at age 7. ive struggled my whole life with my body due to the society I grew up with, body image is talked about a lot more nowadays and its getting worse, im about to be 19 and I still have arfid, its something I probably won't overcome due to having the symptoms and signs since I was a baby but nobody really thought much of it until I had completely stopped eating when I was 7.

  • @elainanish9431
    @elainanish9431 Před 2 lety +505

    In regards to the kid being like "I practiced sucking in my stomach" that left me gravely concerned. I'm into 3 years of recovery from an 8 year long eating disorder and that's the type of behavior I started out with. Sucking in my stomach while looking in the mirror imagining what I could look like if I didn't keep any of my food down. I've only met one girl who has done pageantry and it was through an inpatient hospital and she had severe anorexia. Pageantry churns out insecure children who turn into even more insecure teenagers who gain their control through food. They should be shut down, not only because its extremely creepy for a bunch of adults to rate children's appearances, but also how dangerous it can be for young girls and their mental health. Women are more than their bodies, and that should be taught more rather than rewarding girls for being thin and wearing massively expensive clothing. You'll never see a little chubby kid accepted into a pageant

    • @kristlecasey9506
      @kristlecasey9506 Před 2 lety +11

      Well we had a chubby Queen once but she was the only one running at the school.

    • @stellastargazer1972
      @stellastargazer1972 Před 2 lety +15

      Preach it girl, Preach!! Pageants should be stopped!!

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 Před 2 lety +13

      I agree, I'm happy for you that your doing better, thank you for putting this out there everyone needs to know what that leads to. I feel bad for these kids this poor girl will probably have emotional problems etc years from now pageants need to be eliminated

    • @Shayza81
      @Shayza81 Před 2 lety +10

      When that girl said that line my heart sunk to my stomach

    • @ayishakate7276
      @ayishakate7276 Před 2 lety +3

      Gurrrrrrl 🙌💅

  • @M0lly.th3.R4t
    @M0lly.th3.R4t Před 8 měsíci +5

    Daz: "ELEVEN👹"
    Pageant mom: *keeps talking about the money she used*

  • @maddieholden218
    @maddieholden218 Před rokem +2

    these videos always make me burst out laughing! Love how honest daz is! So funny

  • @dudeman1983
    @dudeman1983 Před 2 lety +371

    Daughter: misbehaves
    Daz: you just lost feet privileges

  • @taylorflynn3647
    @taylorflynn3647 Před 2 lety +897

    “How’s it going dazzlers” makes everyone’s day 10x better

    • @chasebowman9815
      @chasebowman9815 Před 2 lety +2

      Normal people: Oh yeah today’s awesome really just amazing
      Me after hearing that:💃💃💃🥰🥰💃💃💃💃🙇🙇🙇🙇

    • @hoooiiipeeples4211
      @hoooiiipeeples4211 Před 2 lety +6

      wrong its the HA that makes everyones day

    • @Babyybean
      @Babyybean Před 2 lety

      *F A C T S*

    • @bkzu2980
      @bkzu2980 Před 2 lety

      Factsssss

    • @user-jp2pp4qj3u
      @user-jp2pp4qj3u Před 2 lety

      FR THOUGH

  • @supernova8235
    @supernova8235 Před rokem +3

    I love how he's so funny and the sass is strong😂😂

  • @victoriac5499
    @victoriac5499 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I couldnt stop laughing at Daz 😂😅

  • @jessicaharper6585
    @jessicaharper6585 Před 2 lety +377

    When the daughter said she’d pay to fix the gate if she won money, my heart legit broke. Because her mother is so into pageantry and spending everything on pageant dresses, she’s letting other far more important things go by the wayside.

    • @sapphirelynn821
      @sapphirelynn821 Před 2 lety +24

      I would also guess the mom probably mentioned to the daughter that it would be good to use the winning money towards the gate. Make it seem like its a good idea and a smart thing for her to do when really the moms just trying to cover her ass cause she’s irresponsible with her money.

  • @AbsolutelyAmel
    @AbsolutelyAmel Před 2 lety +1865

    Daz's "COME ON" do be sounding more and more like Gordon Ramsay with each of these videos 😂😂😂✌🏻👌🏻
    edit: omg thank you guys 🥺 I never had 1k likes. Stay safe
    and don't microwave your salads you doughnuts 🦇

    • @livclarkmusic
      @livclarkmusic Před 2 lety +14

      I can't unhear this now 😂😂

    • @rachelcoyle4355
      @rachelcoyle4355 Před 2 lety +15

      He could replace Everytime he says "come on" with a clip of Gordan and we would be none the wiser

    • @julip_
      @julip_ Před 2 lety +7

      Thank you! I knew I wasn’t the only one hearing that😂🙏

    • @Nemo-wq9nd
      @Nemo-wq9nd Před 2 lety +5

      Omg I was about to comment the same thing!!!!

    • @eminem1110
      @eminem1110 Před 2 lety +2

      Agreed

  • @subarugamersti7471
    @subarugamersti7471 Před rokem +1

    Daz’s laugh is priceless🤣

  • @vamp_iskool
    @vamp_iskool Před rokem

    I love his old videos sm.❤

  • @Skinnyylongdick
    @Skinnyylongdick Před 2 lety +592

    Hope they don’t give the kids Mountain Dew and chocolate for energy lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +6

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid daz

    • @MaxtonBusa
      @MaxtonBusa Před 2 lety +2

      Seeing this made my day happy

    • @Crabber_YT
      @Crabber_YT Před 2 lety +6

      You have done ya research. Nice. 😊

    • @cheermomcoach
      @cheermomcoach Před 2 lety +1

      They do

    • @bellawood6476
      @bellawood6476 Před 2 lety +1

      Ikr

  • @Lucagam3s
    @Lucagam3s Před 2 lety +3169

    Daz: "I smell eating disorder" Me: **slowly eating a chocolate bar**

  • @johnnybhoy82
    @johnnybhoy82 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I luv how he doesn’t laugh at the video but at his own jokes x

  • @karinaf8537
    @karinaf8537 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Daz: "The playstation free" (3)

  • @finn7877
    @finn7877 Před 2 lety +1442

    8:04 the literal *perfect* example of emotional abuse. "I worked so hard to get money to buy this for you and now it's gone" love that for me

    • @thepainfuljournee
      @thepainfuljournee Před rokem +1

      I also hate when parents bring up the bare minimum.. "I put a roof over your head, food in your stomach, clothes on your back and I take you to the doctors." That is your job!! We didn't ask to be born. That's why I'm glad to see Gen Z and Millennials breaking the generational curse cycle... but this pageant mom is your typical Boomer

    • @MeyersFamily15
      @MeyersFamily15 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Ye

    • @marisol5743
      @marisol5743 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That my mom too me

  • @lanaeha3896
    @lanaeha3896 Před 2 lety +1272

    "I don't judge the child in her figure I judge them on their beauty" like that's anything better? How are you gonna look at children and be like " you're not pretty enough"?????

    • @mionedrew1012
      @mionedrew1012 Před 2 lety +23

      ikr also it's like surely everyone sees beauty differently so every judge and every pageant will vary slightly?

    • @tantalizingtiddies7387
      @tantalizingtiddies7387 Před 2 lety +1

      69th like, also I agree wholeheartedly

    • @theden5409
      @theden5409 Před 2 lety +1

      Man, the world is screwed

    • @marissawuzhere
      @marissawuzhere Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah it was probably a good thing that they didn't judge on figure because I was a JUICY child i was fat,still don't know how I won most of the pagents cuz im not pretty either so🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @marissawuzhere
      @marissawuzhere Před 2 lety +1

      @@mionedrew1012 it dose because one pagent i attended they based it on the dress the poofyness of the dress the be exact.

  • @rick-toast7302
    @rick-toast7302 Před rokem

    Lol DAZ that lil mom impression was perfect...😂🔥

  • @emilyneman5610
    @emilyneman5610 Před rokem +2

    Honestly my respect for Daz always increases with every pageanting video

  • @haileybetancourt4115
    @haileybetancourt4115 Před 2 lety +653

    “There are kids in the world waking up and discovering they have no head” -Daz 2021

  • @crimsonmage3758
    @crimsonmage3758 Před 2 lety +294

    Pageants are just the hunger games for beauty obsessed people

  • @tresinaoliver1679
    @tresinaoliver1679 Před 2 lety

    "Yep, already we're off to a flying start." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tylerdurkee3628
    @tylerdurkee3628 Před rokem +1

    I watch 1 Daz video and then BAM!!!!!
    It’s been 7 hours later and I’m still on a marathon…

  • @theherooftimegamingchannel5606

    Daz should be a therapist. If he can smell early eating disorders what else can he smell. 😂😂😂

  • @savannarosecouperbarnett677
    @savannarosecouperbarnett677 Před 2 lety +627

    I think pageants are disgusting, a way of fetishising children and a way for the mothers to do what they wanted as kids. That poor girl would probably be doing anything else if she could but her mind is so spoilt to be perfect for her mother’s wishes and dreams..

    • @savannarosecouperbarnett677
      @savannarosecouperbarnett677 Před 2 lety +13

      @Malone Jackson nah yeah I wanted to do that shit too but it wasn’t popular in my country and now that I’m grown up it just seems like what I said… it’s just my view on it soz

    • @freya-louise8805
      @freya-louise8805 Před 2 lety +4

      @Malone Jackson thats great and I'm happy you got to do something you enjoy. Unfortunately its just such a small minority of kids that do pageants that actually want to it just makes it an overall toxic thing. Its a shame

    • @Starchie28
      @Starchie28 Před 2 lety +3

      Daz has the platform and the voice to speak out in protest against these typed of pageants. I think if he expressed his opinion further he could possibly encourage opposition and awareness in protection of these young girls.

  • @FinnMechelinck
    @FinnMechelinck Před rokem

    bro i love your video's man :)

  • @Ninjetterfox
    @Ninjetterfox Před rokem +3

    18:16 daz your a model ✨ 😂

  • @maya-kd3rm
    @maya-kd3rm Před 2 lety +861

    Who in their right mind thought “oh yeah let’s put children on stage in wigs and makeup against their will and judge them based on how they look”. Ridiculous honestly. I hope these pageants become less and less in the future !

    • @obama2070
      @obama2070 Před 2 lety +21

      ikr!!! it's like shoving a mirror in front of someone's face and saying "this is you, "fix it" or i'll disown you"

    • @lolac8399
      @lolac8399 Před 2 lety +8

      I agree 100% but this is funny because I do Irish dancing and we all have to get spray tanned and wear heavy ass dresses, makeup and get judged (on dancing) but I totally agree. Haha

    • @katieparry8292
      @katieparry8292 Před 2 lety +11

      I feel like it was done in the past so grown ass men could chose their child bride and it just evolved from there

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lolac8399 a SPRAY TAN for IRISH DANCING? I’ve done clog dancing in the past (Dutch) and that sort of stuff was super banned.
      Wear traditional clothes, clogs and traditional hairstyles (braids pinned with mirrors). Makeup was allowed following traditional standards of modesty (no heavy foundation/highlight/lashes).
      What’s the point of a pale person not looking pale as fuck with IRISH DANCING. Sorry if this comes off rude it just absolutely baffles me. That’s the place to be pale second to an albino convention.

    • @gotlandstjej
      @gotlandstjej Před 2 lety +5

      Why dosn't twiter try to cancel this i meen they try to cancel people bc of opinions

  • @ihatepeople4169
    @ihatepeople4169 Před 2 lety +4879

    Who else is bingeing all of daz’s videos????🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE
    @DUCK-WITH-COFFEE Před 6 měsíci +3

    Rulers of youtube:
    Markiplier: King of FNAF
    8-bit Ryan: King of FNF
    Daz: King of pageants
    And vine

  • @Liarosexoxo
    @Liarosexoxo Před rokem +2

    3.07 literally made me choke on my drink and cough for 5 minutes straight 😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @flamewhale5491
    @flamewhale5491 Před 2 lety +464

    “I want a million pounds rn”
    “No sorry we can’t do that”
    “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

  • @xAnarchRadiostar
    @xAnarchRadiostar Před 2 lety +416

    Fun fact: That little cat is called "The Fortune Cat" and it is for good luck, but its purpose to obtain wealth through the luck of business since Asian cultures surround life around work and various businesses.

    • @alexh1p623
      @alexh1p623 Před 2 lety +5

      Daz would nail it at comic con if he goes 💯

  • @Masontheman558
    @Masontheman558 Před 7 měsíci +1

    8:05 is me when my brother eats my food

  • @Idkurm
    @Idkurm Před 8 měsíci +2

    I love this guy.

  • @ChipiesNGuac
    @ChipiesNGuac Před 2 lety +340

    “Ugh this dress is my whole paycheck..but it’s all for you” 🙄. Terrible parent, making the child feel bad for something YOU encourage her to do…make it make sense

  • @officialtsukishimasimp9237
    @officialtsukishimasimp9237 Před 2 lety +227

    When she said that she’s been practicing sucking in her stomach it literally broke me

    • @willowharkness853
      @willowharkness853 Před 2 lety +28

      LIKE SERIOUSLY. We do NOT need to be teaching our children this shit.

    • @officialtsukishimasimp9237
      @officialtsukishimasimp9237 Před 2 lety +12

      @@willowharkness853 I 100% agree with you

    • @purevanilla716
      @purevanilla716 Před 2 lety +8

      Literally, like the beauty standard is already really hard to please and kinda unrealistic (I sound so dumb saying that)
      and the fact that it’s leaking into how kids feel about themselves is horrible

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak Před 2 lety +1

      @@purevanilla716 You don't sound dumb saying that. The opposite, actually.

    • @poixses_
      @poixses_ Před 2 lety +1

      @@purevanilla716 nah thats all facts

  • @DanielTheDestroyer
    @DanielTheDestroyer Před 15 dny +1

    love it when he called the mother a boulder with arms

  • @acaciahuey2979
    @acaciahuey2979 Před rokem +6

    the way the smile faded from my face so fast when she said “i practiced sucking in my stomach”…

  • @internetmaggot
    @internetmaggot Před 2 lety +382

    I can tell that Daz is literally the best father ever, if you were his kid he’d make sure your mental health and your self esteem was high and that you felt good about yourself :,)

    • @stupididiot2759
      @stupididiot2759 Před 2 lety +4

      I love your Karl PFP!

    • @ducksnaf8844
      @ducksnaf8844 Před 2 lety +1

      Are those kurt cobain glasses

    • @internetmaggot
      @internetmaggot Před 2 lety +1

      @@stupididiot2759 thank you!!

    • @internetmaggot
      @internetmaggot Před 2 lety +2

      @@ducksnaf8844 uh idk what those look like but usually ppl call them georgenotfound goggles or clout glasses

    • @stupididiot2759
      @stupididiot2759 Před 2 lety +1

      @@internetmaggot it's okay us Karl fans gotta stick together, also I agree 100% with what you wrote!

  • @caitlingilmartin5476
    @caitlingilmartin5476 Před 2 lety +541

    They way the mum said “suck in that stomach” is actually so sad,honestly how can a mother say that to her 8 year old daughter. Or to anyone in that matter. I’m actually in shock. Girls and boys in society today have problems with their body and the pageant parents are feeding that with their own children. It makes me so sad. I wish those girls (and boys in pageants) the best❤️

    • @Creepy111
      @Creepy111 Před 2 lety +15

      Honestly, it's very sad. My mom does it to me and it's very taxing on the self-esteem and body image.

    • @blitz-yp3oi
      @blitz-yp3oi Před 2 lety +5

      @@Creepy111 my mom does it to my sister it's really sad

    • @yzzil2660
      @yzzil2660 Před 2 lety +7

      I know that feeling too. I live with my grandmother who is very narcissistic and when she tries making comments like that or trying to manipulate me into appearing better, it hurts. Especially when you get bullied in school everyday like most people only to home and get shamed about everything that makes you yourself

    • @Creepy111
      @Creepy111 Před 2 lety +3

      @@yzzil2660 It definitely does. Stay strong though! We'll get past this point and free of this type of toxicity eventually. 💛

    • @yzzil2660
      @yzzil2660 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Creepy111 Love the name btw

  • @user-ny5ik6wt2f
    @user-ny5ik6wt2f Před 4 měsíci +1

    'I don't thing your daughter will run on stage and tackle a buffalo'
    AHAHA

  • @mackstarr163
    @mackstarr163 Před rokem

    I love this man he speaks straight facts💪🏻

  • @Rebeccacaroline1111
    @Rebeccacaroline1111 Před 2 lety +839

    Honest to God got tears in my eyes when that child said she practices sucking in her stomach. Wears a girdle to bed??? I have a 7 year old daughter and I would NEVER. Heartbreaking

    • @jassy_w
      @jassy_w Před 2 lety +37

      im 13 and i feel sick to my stomach seeing someone that young already practicing these things even tho i think i have a ED, pagenting sucks :(

    • @meli6935
      @meli6935 Před 2 lety +22

      i know I don't understand how someone could ever do that to their child

    • @itsameah2595
      @itsameah2595 Před 2 lety +24

      Not only is it super damaging to her mental health, but wearing a girdle to sleep can cause significant physical damage. It’s straight up child abuse.

    • @senorita6583
      @senorita6583 Před rokem +1

      @@jassy_w I Think I Have An Eating Disorder Too But I Was Never Allowed To Do Beauty Pageants

    • @starfishxs
      @starfishxs Před rokem

      And apparently it also has major health issues if you do that to much.disgusting

  • @joshstarck2269
    @joshstarck2269 Před 2 lety +317

    The fence is gonna fall on someone and they sue her then she’ll be like
    “I don’t got the money but here’s a dress love”
    LAMO

  • @nerdy4902
    @nerdy4902 Před 10 dny

    We need merch that says "SIDE RANT" cause you go on so many and it's my favorite quote aside from "mensware" 😂

  • @kirbyenthusiast5126
    @kirbyenthusiast5126 Před rokem

    Daz deserves to be King. GIVE HIM HIS CROWN

  • @JacobKealohi
    @JacobKealohi Před 2 lety +200

    "She's holding enough cash to not only fix your fence but your attitude."
    Okay, that's a good one.

  • @satan1575
    @satan1575 Před 2 lety +362

    “Slender man has a daughter and she’s in the nail salon”
    Quote of the night/day

  • @thefunnyone5240
    @thefunnyone5240 Před rokem +1

    Mate your hilarious every time i watch your videos and when you laugh or say something funny im just laughing my ass off the rest of the video 🤣🤣

  • @user-mk9qh3zr4p
    @user-mk9qh3zr4p Před měsícem +2

    Wedding dresses are kinda heavy but a bloody children's dress 😂 ITS SO HEAVY!! MOTHER! MOTHER DEAREST! HELP ME MOTHER!

  • @somefellow7440
    @somefellow7440 Před 2 lety +204

    "I'd take her feet away" he said that so seriously, I'm sobbing