Daz Watches The Worst Cheapskate Ever

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  • čas přidán 23. 05. 2024
  • How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and we're back with another Daz Watches! It's another cheapskates reaction dazzlers and this one's a doozy. Who knew that such a successful businessman would have to resort to needing to haggle his wife's things!
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  • @itssofiachill6112
    @itssofiachill6112 Před rokem +25233

    The fact that she actually divorced him after the show aired is not only funny but also a good example of karma

  • @Lovebunnbunn
    @Lovebunnbunn Před rokem +3344

    The fact that he couldn’t even justify spending money on his WIFE every once in a while, like, for say… A 10TH ANNIVERSARY…. Is sad as hell. I’m so glad she divorced him.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Před rokem +127

      Ikr...people spent more for their FRIENDS..its not even money..its just how stingy he is to someone he supposedly love... Proving money is more important to him than getting something good

    • @koyoto6362
      @koyoto6362 Před rokem +62

      damn I didn't even know they divorced.... welp spoiler lmao.

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 Před rokem +46

      like how expensive would it have been to make her a nice dinner with the food they already have at home, light 3 candles and write her a romantic poem. 0.25c AT MOST and no cheap humiliation

    • @Littlesnail-hj5gw
      @Littlesnail-hj5gw Před rokem +5

      😂 Ikr!

    • @Hannah-cf4ev
      @Hannah-cf4ev Před rokem +17

      I was so poor years ago that all I could do for my partner's birthday was stick a candle in a Mars Bar and he still appreciated it!

  • @dylancastellanos87
    @dylancastellanos87 Před rokem +2562

    Daz struggling to properly pronounce "legislation", and getting excited when he still mispronounced it is a very precious and wholesome reaction.

    • @mayarocque5382
      @mayarocque5382 Před rokem +35

      i was wondering if that was a new word ive never heard of or if he is mispronunciations legislation lol

    • @crustyegg
      @crustyegg Před rokem +17

      Why did I keep reading that as legalisation 💀

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 Před rokem +14

      @@crustyegg Now you got me rereading my own comment to make sure I didn't accidentally write "legalisation" instead. 🤣

    • @crustyegg
      @crustyegg Před rokem +7

      @@dylancastellanos87 lol it’s fine I think I’m dyslexic so sometimes I mix the letters around 😂

  • @dylancastellanos87
    @dylancastellanos87 Před rokem +1231

    If he wanted to budget on the anniversary that badly, he could have just gone to Dollar Tree. Literally. The balloons. The plates, napkins, everything. He could have even gotten cake mix there and baked it himself

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 Před rokem +151

      like how expensive would it have been to make her a nice dinner with the food they already have at home, light 3 candles and write her a romantic poem. maybe even play romantic music and slow dance in the living room.

    • @dylancastellanos87
      @dylancastellanos87 Před rokem +62

      @@amayakhler1551 Exactly. There's so much more that he could have done.

    • @aliezahjuarez1212
      @aliezahjuarez1212 Před rokem +10

      Fr

    • @NotaArtist
      @NotaArtist Před rokem +35

      Dude even that would show somewhat that he cared. And he wouldn't get the joy of harrassing an employee as much

    • @zerotechnical
      @zerotechnical Před rokem +26

      Exactly, he offered to bring his own cake ingredients so why not just bake a cake, it would be cheaper, better, and show you cared more

  • @AlexandraUtschig
    @AlexandraUtschig Před rokem +2806

    If he wanted a cheap cake, he could have gotten a box mix and made it himself. That would have at least involved effort.

    • @oliviaclarke6609
      @oliviaclarke6609 Před rokem +72

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • @dashmarer
      @dashmarer Před rokem +104

      this is very true but i feel like this man puts no effort into anything... he'd probably get the cake to make itself 😭

    • @smart507532nd
      @smart507532nd Před rokem +52

      My thoughts right when he walked into the shop.
      Making a box cake would be so much cheaper and probably less effort than him constantly going back and forward with that lady.

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 Před rokem +25

      @@smart507532nd some people get off on wasting people's time

    • @kelseypadilla8979
      @kelseypadilla8979 Před rokem +54

      That's what I was thinking. When he said "what if I bring my own ingredients?" My exact thoughts were, "if you have ingredients, why don't you make the cake yourself?"

  • @plexus6022
    @plexus6022 Před rokem +3730

    Daz: Trying to say Legistrations
    Real Life: Legislations

    • @laurendezarov969
      @laurendezarov969 Před rokem +140

      That’s exactly what I was thinking.

    • @kokogoloko6000
      @kokogoloko6000 Před rokem +115

      I had to double check that I wasn’t wrong lmfao

    • @cocoacrimson
      @cocoacrimson Před rokem +29

      Lol I was just about to comment on that😂

    • @hipposimulations9146
      @hipposimulations9146 Před rokem +25

      looking for the comment lol

    • @ralentirrr
      @ralentirrr Před rokem +14

      @@kokogoloko6000 yeah I literally just searched if I was remembering it wrong 😂😂

  • @bmichellew2010
    @bmichellew2010 Před rokem +202

    The "Happy Retirement " plates were foreshadowing the demise of their marriage 😆

  • @Jaz.-
    @Jaz.- Před rokem +175

    Bro 10 years together her dealing with all that omg give her a around of applause

    • @norbyn6537
      @norbyn6537 Před rokem +2

      i dont think we should applaud her if it took her 10 years and this show to realize that she should've left before the 1st year even finished lol, i never understood how can someone be so blind like come on why she even stick around with this guy... she could've found someone else or do something much better with her life why did she stick around for 10 years but instead she wasted 10 full years of it

    • @henapple1461
      @henapple1461 Před rokem +6

      @@norbyn6537 it’s cause she loved him and I think she must of looked past him being go cheap for all those years because she loved him and she just dealt with it until it was just too much

    • @Megyntron
      @Megyntron Před rokem +6

      @@norbyn6537 Its much harder to leave a situation thean you think, whether its love holding you back or something else. There could've been underlying problems that also made her stay

    • @valkerie2809
      @valkerie2809 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Btw she divorced him after the show

  • @mommiellamie5322
    @mommiellamie5322 Před rokem +2815

    My husband and I haven't celebrated our anniversary in years, but if my husband did that to me I'd be crushed. Like I almost want to cry for her!

    • @yusurkassem4174
      @yusurkassem4174 Před rokem +116

      literally no celebration is better than this😭

    • @user-io8cm4dk1f
      @user-io8cm4dk1f Před rokem +63

      It’s crazy, he’s not even haggling, he’s just paying less for something different to what he wanted in the first place in practically all the situations. It’s like going to a shop to buy a t-shirt then leaving with a pair of socks for cheaper than the t-shirt

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 Před rokem +32

      I wouldnt celebrate an anniversary if i had a partner, i dont even really celebrate my own birthday because its a pain to pay attention to dates. But even id be upset with this, just take me to mcdonalds or something instead of getting me a shitty balloon and a card.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +5

      I'd be so depressed! I'd also be divorced.

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace Před rokem

      @@user-io8cm4dk1f EXACTLY!!

  • @james_byrne1129
    @james_byrne1129 Před rokem +4492

    When daz says “SIDE RANT” after so long I felt so pure

  • @CheezOstickMan4477
    @CheezOstickMan4477 Před rokem +218

    He's the guy to walk into a shop and ask if anything here is free

    • @bigboiinanut9967
      @bigboiinanut9967 Před rokem +9

      unfortunately, they forgot to record those scenes. what a shame.

    • @caboose1grif
      @caboose1grif Před rokem

      He’s the guy that brings it in and says “don’t touch anything”

    • @shylow_08
      @shylow_08 Před rokem +1

      Fr he’d walk into a literal Gucci store and say that

  • @Rosawuzhere
    @Rosawuzhere Před rokem +87

    Imagine your mom walking into your room while you're watching this and all she hears from Daz is: "THAT'S what he's going to give his wife - a FLOPPY SACK!" 😂

  • @Cypnos
    @Cypnos Před rokem +4039

    The way Daz gets so happy when he managed to say "legistration" but doesn't realise that's not actually the right word 😂

    • @TheOneTwentyOne
      @TheOneTwentyOne Před rokem +137

      daz is just the best, he cracks me up anytime i watch his videos. He was so confident as well when he said "legistration", he's priceless.

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Před rokem +96

      Legislation

    • @jennykorcz
      @jennykorcz Před rokem +48

      i thought i was losing it lmao

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Před rokem +12

      @@jennykorcz maybe you wete

    • @thecajuncarey
      @thecajuncarey Před rokem +2

      Were

  • @libra2135
    @libra2135 Před rokem +3145

    Okay but imagine being his daughter and just hearing "LINDA", she's probably thinking "There he goes again."

    • @evie6336
      @evie6336 Před rokem +44

      Made me giggle

    • @maximilianwalker5961
      @maximilianwalker5961 Před rokem +93

      This happened in one video years ago LMAO she just yelled back “YEAH?”

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před rokem +10

      @@maximilianwalker5961 I fucking love that

    • @emm581
      @emm581 Před rokem +4

      @@maximilianwalker5961 which video do you know?

    • @maximilianwalker5961
      @maximilianwalker5961 Před rokem +6

      @lili :) don’t remember, but it was years ago. Probably during 2018 or 2019

  • @dolly_indie
    @dolly_indie Před 4 měsíci +43

    disgusting, a women like that deserves to be treated like a queen, she makes her own money, I assume she does most of the household chores. she stayed loyal to this man for 10 years. I applaud her for her tolerance.

  • @namechangeable
    @namechangeable Před rokem +196

    Daz: "I want to go"
    Abdul: "when I pull out my weiner, thats when the magic happens"
    Daz: "I don't want to go"
    Me in the background: Laughing the hell off

  • @baileygregg4221
    @baileygregg4221 Před rokem +4069

    Can I ask a question? If there is only a $25 budget, then why not go to the dollar store?? He could make the cake himself for basically $1. Like a whole cake with icing and everything! I'm confused!

    • @sakurasam6101
      @sakurasam6101 Před rokem +511

      I feel he gets an adrenaline rush from haggling unfortunately

    • @VirginiaDowdy777821
      @VirginiaDowdy777821 Před rokem +298

      His wife divorced him after the show, something tells me that this might not have been his first time pulling something like this...

    • @MehIsYes4020609
      @MehIsYes4020609 Před rokem +76

      @1 Million With 0 Videos Challenge (Day 24) ok, I won’t.

    • @raymason5462
      @raymason5462 Před rokem +17

      it depends where he lives, bc where i live we dont have one

    • @sweeety969
      @sweeety969 Před rokem +51

      Imo I don't think he can be bothered. He would rather hit up a couple different stores on a last minute trip than actually pre-plan and put some thought and effort into things.

  • @sgjackson.
    @sgjackson. Před rokem +1157

    missed the cheapskate videos - “when i pull out my wiener, that’s when the magic happens” is hands down the most iconic line

  • @charlier.7396
    @charlier.7396 Před rokem +34

    As a charity shop volunteer, nothing is worse than a haggler. Like, you're already getting a 20 pound item for 4.50, please don't ask for the .50 knocked off 😭

  • @maddaya
    @maddaya Před rokem +63

    What's so sad is he could have just bought some tea lights which are super cheap. A boxed cake mix to make at home or even a premade cake. Hell you can buy them by the slice for cheap at the supermarket. And a cheap discounted bouquet. I see them all the time for cheap because they're not as fresh. Just... So many ways to be cheap and yet still better than this. 💀

  • @badremake
    @badremake Před rokem +790

    “i wanna go!”
    “when i pull out my wiener, that’s when the magic happens”
    “.. i don’t wanna go” IM CRYING😭

  • @Viktoria-iy5ml
    @Viktoria-iy5ml Před rokem +4736

    If he wanted a cheap anniversary party, he could’ve made a Dinner night for her. He could’ve bought groceries for for the week as well then. He could’ve cooked her favourite food and Dessert and everything. That would’ve been way cheaper AND more thoughtful / meaningful than whatever that was. That really showed that money means more to him than his wife.

    • @marysueshowedu
      @marysueshowedu Před rokem +104

      That means he would have to have a well prepared thoughtful gift though

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +58

      I'm glad she's his ex!

    • @klaytonalexandermatthews2047
      @klaytonalexandermatthews2047 Před rokem +65

      @@marysueshowedu precisely! It's not just that he doesn't wanna spend money, he doesn't wanna spend any time on anyone else

    • @Chloe_veronica
      @Chloe_veronica Před rokem +48

      That’s what I said! Or a picnic with home made dinner and candles. Something with some thought at least 😭😭

    • @lottibeth0516
      @lottibeth0516 Před rokem +11

      Literally the first thing I thought, that would be a very nice simple but thoughtful surprise, but no....

  • @mooshtape4540
    @mooshtape4540 Před 10 měsíci +15

    I can just imagine Linda on the ceiling like a spider and when Daz calls her name I can just imagine her head turning towards Daz as if she was a fucking owl 🕷️ 🦉

  • @heart7ess
    @heart7ess Před rokem +16

    I’m crying at the retirement, 16th birthday and graduation balloons. The fact that it didn’t all add up, the floppy balloons taped up, random guests that he paid to come. I’m laughing so much, no one has made me laugh as much as Daz and his reactions.

  • @donofab2358
    @donofab2358 Před rokem +1497

    Also. how's he gonna straight up lie to her face about the "Helium shortage" when she can just watch the episode and find undeniable evidence to the contrary?

    • @jackwallace4579
      @jackwallace4579 Před rokem +31

      Although he is someone who would 100% lie about that there is actually a helium shortage. There have been multiple of them in recent years.

    • @AngieBeer1
      @AngieBeer1 Před rokem +30

      Ikr, like yeah, that's what I want for my anniversary, a soggy balloon and a lie.

  • @the_dark_haired_one
    @the_dark_haired_one Před rokem +1761

    His little skit about balloons had me dying of laughter.
    Also, I felt so bad for the guys wife during this. She seemed so embarrassed whenever he would haggle the price.

    • @Not-Insync
      @Not-Insync Před rokem +45

      she actually divorced him after the show LMAO tbh im not surprised

    • @itznotkozy
      @itznotkozy Před rokem +10

      @@Not-Insync i wish it was recorded😂💀 wouldve been so funny lmao

    • @Not-Insync
      @Not-Insync Před rokem +1

      @@itznotkozy fr 😂

    • @sparkleshimmer8894
      @sparkleshimmer8894 Před rokem +1

      Helium shortage is a real thing

    • @DarkVWolf
      @DarkVWolf Před rokem

      Where’s the skit?

  • @minagriffin334
    @minagriffin334 Před rokem +16

    Another thing I love about Daz is how there is practically 0 adverts

  • @Idkwhattoputhere33789
    @Idkwhattoputhere33789 Před rokem +16

    13:54 is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @Tiberiumfreek
    @Tiberiumfreek Před rokem +882

    Even if this was a staged reality tv thing_ the look on her face walking into that room to the cheapest anniversary party, was more genuine than a limited edition kate spade handbag. Her soul left her body before she even entered the room. I feel terrible for her. If its true that shortly after she divorced him, god bless her soul. Go buy yourself the most expensive champagne you can get.

    • @dusk3761
      @dusk3761 Před rokem +50

      The bad thing is it wasn’t staged 😂

    • @Tiberiumfreek
      @Tiberiumfreek Před rokem +1

      @Dusk i shutter hahaha🤣😂

    • @microwaveablesalad8326
      @microwaveablesalad8326 Před rokem +17

      I was cringing the whole time. Bless her…

    • @moistwrmonastring1017
      @moistwrmonastring1017 Před rokem +13

      That poor woman, I also hope she starts spending more on herself

    • @jayo1212
      @jayo1212 Před rokem

      They couldn't stage something like that if they tried!

  • @nekokabuuuri
    @nekokabuuuri Před rokem +699

    "Take the frosting off-" "NO FROSTING?!" Daz is officially my spirit animal

  • @Whimsical_Wraith_16
    @Whimsical_Wraith_16 Před rokem +39

    He could've just bought cheap, pretty candles, some pasta noddles with sauce and meatballs, some cake or another dessert item, for under 25 dollars. Potentially thrown a little bracelet / necklace / earrings, etc. as well.

  • @Gacha.Christophe
    @Gacha.Christophe Před rokem +7

    The way he said “floppy sack” sounded so wrong 😂

  • @louisa2627
    @louisa2627 Před rokem +1110

    i feel so bad for her, i’m glad she divorced him. she seems so embarrassed every time she’s with him and she deserves so much more than that atrocious thing he calls an anniversary present

    • @GhettoMime
      @GhettoMime Před rokem +1

      He’s a groomer smh

    • @FacingFaceless
      @FacingFaceless Před rokem +17

      @@GhettoMime bro he isn't he has a daughter that he takes care of

    • @im_faded437
      @im_faded437 Před rokem +3

      @@GhettoMime it’s fkae

    • @leonskennedyisthebest
      @leonskennedyisthebest Před rokem +29

      @@FacingFaceless don't listen to him, he's another taters boyfriend believing rumors

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/video.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

  • @cosmic_luna_
    @cosmic_luna_ Před rokem +655

    I died when he said “happy anniversary here’s a floppy ballon and stick of bread” I love daz so much

    • @weirdo4027
      @weirdo4027 Před rokem +2

      I loved when he said that too! I think it’s the funniest part!🤣

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 Před rokem +3

      ngl the right breadstick wouldn’t be too bad on my birthday 😂

    • @NerdAdventurer85
      @NerdAdventurer85 Před rokem

      I bet she could find somewhere to 'stick' it eh?😂 And i'd be right beside her goin',"Yeeees! Go on!"

  • @Grcanf
    @Grcanf Před 10 měsíci +4

    "10 YEARS!....You could kill someone for less" ahahahaha

  • @Rhys111
    @Rhys111 Před rokem +9

    I used to volunteer at a charity shop and someone tried to get a £10 working computer for £5. It was originally £15 and he said he’s never coming back 💀

  • @shelbylucero3460
    @shelbylucero3460 Před rokem +637

    She deserves so much better than that! That poor girl, idk how she made it ten years in the first place.

    • @emilydeshais5534
      @emilydeshais5534 Před rokem +23

      Most likely just thought she loved him and that he was worth it… glad she got the courage to leave tho

    • @user-si8hq8wf4o
      @user-si8hq8wf4o Před rokem +16

      She, thankfully, divorced him. And I am very happy for her.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +3

      Probably loved him a lot at one point.

    • @kadenplays573
      @kadenplays573 Před rokem +4

      Maybe he was better in the past? I’m not sure.

    • @xijujangliti4906
      @xijujangliti4906 Před rokem

      That poor 13 year old girl that this youtuber allegedly did horrible things to...

  • @perry4442
    @perry4442 Před rokem +1112

    Daz: “He’s gonna give her a floppy sack!”
    Me: if he gets lucky tonight yeah.

  • @JoeAlFoBet
    @JoeAlFoBet Před 8 měsíci +7

    20:36
    This is literally every conversation that moms have with their friend! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marycunningham7154
    @marycunningham7154 Před rokem +5

    Dad saying “TEN?!” In the most serious and calm tone was honestly kinda chilling. Like dang. Caught me so off guard 😅✨

  • @Arixwillis
    @Arixwillis Před rokem +413

    19:15
    “I think she’s been out cheating and you know what *snap* wouldn’t blame her!”
    HAD ME DEADDD

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 Před 8 měsíci +23

      Im always unhappy when I see someone cheating on their partner but I wouldn’t blame her either. To buy “happy graduation balloons and happy retirement plates” and fucking leftover cakes on his 10th anniversary this is like saying “I don’t care about you”

  • @xbhaalspawnx
    @xbhaalspawnx Před rokem +306

    "That's what he's gonna give his wife! A floppy sack!" Imagine hearing that out of context. 😂

  • @Littlesnail-hj5gw
    @Littlesnail-hj5gw Před rokem +9

    18:40 And emojis look already sat on. 😂

  • @Not_Active01_
    @Not_Active01_ Před 4 měsíci +2

    20:29 “ten? Ex squeeze me” 😂 i cant rn 😂

  • @sirkalebpaul1326
    @sirkalebpaul1326 Před rokem +1843

    My day is immediately 10x better when I watch Daz’s videos

  • @shybugz1616
    @shybugz1616 Před rokem +667

    daz is that light in a dark cave, and literally just my comfort to go to when im sad

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      @dontreadmyprofilepicture5596 Před rokem

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      @datgaydangernoodle1315 Před rokem +13

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    • @crazykitten4845
      @crazykitten4845 Před rokem +11

      Me too 😅 I'm depressed and have to find a place for me and my 3 and a half year old son to live because my husband cheated on me with someone I thought was my friend and now she is pregnant and my son and I have to start a whole new existence. I'm so very overwhelmed 😔 staying in a closet is not a fun experience. Can't seem to find places to rent it's just a mess 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @lakaaki
      @lakaaki Před rokem +4

      @@crazykitten4845 that’s depressing

    • @zyloz88
      @zyloz88 Před rokem +6

      @@crazykitten4845 I’m sorry, damn

  • @DrugStoreCandy420
    @DrugStoreCandy420 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Daz Is someone as a women I’d feel comfortable being alone in a room with. Be like daz.

  • @karachalkerhutchinson5466

    I have rewatched your daz watch’s so many times I know everything you say, since my dad committed suicide you’ve been sm help, watching you & listening to you laugh has been my savior. I love you & you’re videos so much!

  • @LG-jb9zs
    @LG-jb9zs Před rokem +281

    the delivery of "here's a bag of my fuckin air" killed me

  • @caseyvannoy7256
    @caseyvannoy7256 Před rokem +260

    What's funnier is when he has to pay for his divorce settlement and he tries to negotiate paying less... Ex-Wife and Judge would be like "Nope, going to take every cent you have until you feel how pathetic you made your Ex-Wife feel."

    • @novacore4597
      @novacore4597 Před 9 měsíci +6

      That is exactly what I was thinking throughout the whole time like if I was her I would divorce and take half of the money

  • @LinkyisFridge
    @LinkyisFridge Před rokem +4

    90 percent of the video is just him having a rant about balloons 😂

  • @Subscribenow69933
    @Subscribenow69933 Před rokem +2

    “Looks like it’s a condom” 💀.
    “One year old banoffee”
    “I bet she’s like “Did you get me socks again?that are yours?”

  • @oscarthepole6448
    @oscarthepole6448 Před rokem +1386

    When Daz yelled “No Frosting?!?!” it sounded so personal to him 🤣

    • @averageaveri
      @averageaveri Před rokem +28

      i think it was 💀 he was VERY offended 😭

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Před rokem +3

      This daz black guy groom 13 yo kids and got exposed for it by that kid coming out and u people still follow him? Lol this is copy paste comment to let people who aint aware of it

    • @hellothisiskittyyyyyy
      @hellothisiskittyyyyyy Před rokem +19

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 bro what☠️

    • @user-tw3yt8uv8h
      @user-tw3yt8uv8h Před rokem +20

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 you’re so gullible it’s funny af. That’s his daughter. He takes good care of his daughter. If you watch Daz you’ll know otherwise

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Před rokem

      @@user-tw3yt8uv8h nope, not talking about his daughter lol women legit accused him of being pedo but no woman accused tate yet so by his logic..daz is pedo

  • @justtjamess7214
    @justtjamess7214 Před rokem +664

    It’s so soul crushing to see people making wild allegations against you all because you helped cancel a sexist. But you continuing without taking the time of day to boost these rumours to light gives us all a warm feeling inside. Thanks Daz.

  • @WilliamSantana-eu2wc
    @WilliamSantana-eu2wc Před 19 dny +14

    Who’s back in 2024?

  • @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj
    @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj Před 5 měsíci +2

    "its no skin off my boots"
    that was so funny, even though its "no skin off my back" 🤣🤣

  • @TopHat2375
    @TopHat2375 Před rokem +374

    Guy: *Walks into cake shop*
    Me: “He’s probably gonna get her a no frosted bland cake”
    The Guy again: “Would the price be less if we took the frosting off?”
    Me Again: “KNEW IT!!”

    • @jackwallace8475
      @jackwallace8475 Před rokem +3

      Must have been a pretty tall guy if he walked ONto a cake shop, huh?

    • @TopHat2375
      @TopHat2375 Před rokem +3

      @@jackwallace8475 Lol 😂

    • @creepynooby7893
      @creepynooby7893 Před rokem +2

      You mean a bakery?

    • @hrtems
      @hrtems Před rokem +2

      @@creepynooby7893 some country’s call it a cake shop like i have cake shops where I live

  • @Lifes_a_Willow
    @Lifes_a_Willow Před rokem +683

    Just to test this i went on my Walmart app and spent 14 and change dollars in total putting what he should’ve bought in a cart.
    Spaghetti noodles
    Sauce with meatballs
    Garlic bread
    Two pieces of chocolate cake and a candle
    And a necklace with an infinity sign
    Card could be homemade.. literally would’ve been so much better than what he did. He didn’t have to get balloons,or plates or plastic wear.. in reality he just spent money pointlessly..what an fool..

    • @Buzzzy-bee
      @Buzzzy-bee Před rokem +12

      Wow.

    • @AngieBeer1
      @AngieBeer1 Před rokem +50

      Yeah I always think that when I watch these cheapskate videos, these people always try to save in the worst ways and ultimately just waste money on embarrassment and mess. It's so easy and they made it so hard just to have a aweful result

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Před rokem +17

      Literally a couple’s dinner. With just the right amount of effort

    • @chess.stuff45
      @chess.stuff45 Před rokem

      How can he be a fool? It isn't "what an fool", its what a fool.

    • @bensonmade8761
      @bensonmade8761 Před rokem +2

      Oh I like your card idea, especially if you have a photo printer like mine!

  • @jessvision8817
    @jessvision8817 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Thing is you can do a nice, cheap anniversary.
    Homemade dinner, candles, handmade card, pick flowers yourself, done. This man just doesn't care

  • @huntermoore8302
    @huntermoore8302 Před rokem +5

    I love Daz. I couldn’t even see the screen because I was laughing so hard that my eyes started watering.

  • @S-B-R-0720
    @S-B-R-0720 Před rokem +691

    4 years later and he’s still yelling “LINDA!” At the ceiling 😂

    • @DeathAndRevival
      @DeathAndRevival Před rokem +1

      Alas it has arrived!!! czcams.com/video/JVOimOu_xPQ/video.html

    • @FacingFaceless
      @FacingFaceless Před rokem +10

      like daz says linda is hovering over his desk /j

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Před rokem

      @@FacingFaceless no like daz hovering over kids czcams.com/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/video.html

    • @S-B-R-0720
      @S-B-R-0720 Před rokem +5

      @LM Linda is his daughter

    • @Eli_16_07
      @Eli_16_07 Před rokem +8

      @LM Where are y'all getting this from? He literally has a daughter that he shows affection towards and y'all jump in accusing him of shit that isn't even true ??

  • @luca-yh7hj
    @luca-yh7hj Před rokem +230

    oh my i felt so bad for that woman. you could see the absolute disappointment on her face when she walked into that room. i hope she finds someone that *is* willing to give her the anniversary party she deserves

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/video.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

  • @guadalaxarasupreme1693
    @guadalaxarasupreme1693 Před rokem +11

    I would rather miss an anniversary than this 💀

  • @Jasmine-re5zb
    @Jasmine-re5zb Před měsícem +1

    Imagine Daz's daughter in the next room maybe even video chatting with her friends as most teenagers do and them hearing Daz from the next room: ""LINDA! DON"T GET ME ANY BALLOONS!!!!""

  • @caa3625
    @caa3625 Před rokem +280

    Cheapskate: I have a local food business with a hotdog cart
    Daz: I wanna go 🥺
    Cheapskate: When I pull out my weiner that's when the real magic happens
    Daz: I don't wanna go 😳

  • @callmemoon6635
    @callmemoon6635 Před rokem +588

    If Daz was a Comedian I would pay for front row seats. I would love to see that

  • @mags731
    @mags731 Před rokem +2

    17:27 When Daz said “there are others who piss me off more”
    I think we all know who we was talking about lol

  • @redrizzo7500
    @redrizzo7500 Před rokem

    Daz, you are a beacon of light for so many. I have such bad depression and cannot be assed being on this shit hole planet half the time but you seriously help pull me out of that shit. Bless you man.

    • @repent438
      @repent438 Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂 bro was trying so hard to get noticed.

  • @amberschulz2913
    @amberschulz2913 Před rokem +302

    The fact that he has the money to spend and refuses to do something nice for his wife is just crazy

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Saving money is important but come on it’s a 10th anniversary spend at least 100$. And you can tell that she really loves him. If it was for money she would have left a long time ago

  • @arijasbel_
    @arijasbel_ Před rokem +158

    “Ohhhh, it’s your birfday! Don’t worry, I know exactly what to do (🌬).. Here’s a bag of my fucking air” 🎈
    😂🤣 LOVE Daz’s imitations of people and his side rants.. they’re GOLD 😆

  • @Ryans_Cohost
    @Ryans_Cohost Před rokem +5

    The fact that Daz's least favorite cheapskate is the one that doesn't treat his wife well just shows how caring Daz really is

  • @Bikitninji
    @Bikitninji Před rokem +2

    "That's what he's gonna get his wife! A floppy sack."

  • @wolfer9203
    @wolfer9203 Před rokem +746

    I just love Daz, never disappoints us with his comedy, rants and calling out "Linda", for those reading this, Daz it the most funniest and best CZcamsr I know, idc what you say😄

  • @HalliCuteness
    @HalliCuteness Před rokem +872

    Watching Daz mess up "legislations" 3 times in a row with his full chest by replacing the second "l" with an "r" is killing me. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @low-key5512
      @low-key5512 Před rokem +72

      I literally thought I was tripping. He said it with such confidence that I thought I've been saying legislations wrong my whole life

    • @jadacheatwood5525
      @jadacheatwood5525 Před rokem +15

      @@low-key5512 Same. Then I thought maybe that's what they call it in the UK 🤣

    • @TLBalisticGamin
      @TLBalisticGamin Před rokem +2

      @@low-key5512 lmao same

    • @TLBalisticGamin
      @TLBalisticGamin Před rokem +5

      @@jadacheatwood5525 nawh bro it’s the same daz just had us trippin

    • @jadacheatwood5525
      @jadacheatwood5525 Před rokem +2

      @@TLBalisticGamin 🤣

  • @Chicken1257
    @Chicken1257 Před rokem +5

    13:49 my reaction when my parents made cake but didn’t get frosting

  • @user-cj6ty8cx7h
    @user-cj6ty8cx7h Před rokem +3

    he could have gone to dollar tree 😂

  • @silversiren7046
    @silversiren7046 Před rokem +318

    The tenth anniversary gift is meant to be tin. It stands as a symbol of the resilience and strength of a marriage. Tin is a very cheap metal alloy and you can find lovely, locally handmade tin gifts very easily. For a lot less than $25 in fact. That and cooking her a nice dinner at home, or taking her to a picnic dinner in a park to watch the sunset together, would likely have meant a lot more.

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 Před rokem +15

      Something out of a romance novel... Beautiful too

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +9

      How the hell he got her in the first place is a mystery to me.

    • @Jumpshot_James77
      @Jumpshot_James77 Před rokem +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 right.

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Před rokem

      This daz black guy groom 13 yo kids and got exposed for it by that kid coming out and u people still follow him? Lol this is copy paste comment to let people who aint aware of it

    • @Cherry_Yoin
      @Cherry_Yoin Před rokem

      @@bruhmcchaddeus413 do you have any proof of that?

  • @shrek2842
    @shrek2842 Před rokem +167

    The fact that he tried so hard to say *legiSTRation* when it’s actually *legislation* god I died 🤣

    • @SKZStay1995
      @SKZStay1995 Před rokem +6

      That was great 🤣

    • @katiemason2723
      @katiemason2723 Před rokem +8

      I was looking for someone to point this out haha

    • @danedescande
      @danedescande Před rokem +3

      I sat here questioning my knowledge of English cuz I was like.... Wait isn't it with an L? 😂

    • @tritonk1759
      @tritonk1759 Před rokem +2

      THANK YOU!!!

  • @_MarioFan1985
    @_MarioFan1985 Před 9 hodinami

    8:29 probably the best impression of blowing up a balloon I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @BasilDaChefcario
    @BasilDaChefcario Před rokem +728

    I feel bad for the guy working the drive-thru
    Imagine being an underpaid fast food worker and having to deal with a cheapskate wanting to knock off 64 cents.
    Like sir just pay the price and move along there are cars behind you

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake Před rokem +4

      I agree with you but uhm..the drive thru did kind of look empty 😭

    • @DeathAndRevival
      @DeathAndRevival Před rokem

      Alas it has arrived!!! czcams.com/video/JVOimOu_xPQ/video.html

    • @WildVee
      @WildVee Před rokem +13

      @@PhysicallyAwake Cars or no cars, he was a Kevin and people like him are part of the reason I'll never work with customers again. The pure entitlement man, as if that poor underpaid student owns the damn restaurant lol

    • @ciarangamer7362
      @ciarangamer7362 Před rokem

      @@WildVee are Kevins male karens

    • @fishlady7930
      @fishlady7930 Před rokem +1

      I work retail and don't make a living wage and these kind of people come in every damn day trying to haggle and shit.
      I work a petstore and get people who will gloat they spent THOUSANDS of dollars on a deformed dog but will act like the clearance bun will cause them to go homeless.
      The people with kids are worse bluntly saying they don't want to spend more then 30 bucks on a complete hamster set up, when the hanster itself is 25 bucks.

  • @stonerbear4203
    @stonerbear4203 Před rokem +123

    “She’s just dangling above the desk”💀💀😂😂😂 that killed me

    • @sarah-li4ph
      @sarah-li4ph Před rokem +3

      Same I can’t get that image out of me head 😂😂😂

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "that'll be $10:64"
    "Can we just make that $10.00?"
    "Why not make it $11?"

  • @oliviaramos7222
    @oliviaramos7222 Před rokem +5

    Thank you for this I really needed to laugh today 😢😅😂

  • @copiaplush4128
    @copiaplush4128 Před rokem +308

    “How’s it going dazzlers” always brightens my day

  • @sir-maam-boops-a-lot
    @sir-maam-boops-a-lot Před rokem +136

    "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY HERE'S A FLOPPY BALLOON AND A STICK OF BREAD!" Daz you are the greatest 😂😂😂

    • @cryingchild4209
      @cryingchild4209 Před rokem +2

      To be honest I love bread lmao

    • @sandman5973
      @sandman5973 Před rokem

      To be honest if I got a stick of bread for my anniversary I’d be pretty happy

    • @sir-maam-boops-a-lot
      @sir-maam-boops-a-lot Před rokem

      @@sandman5973 my obsession with bread is unreal so honestly same 😆

  • @dlynch3007
    @dlynch3007 Před rokem +5

    Daz:that’s what he’s getting his wife floppy sack 😂😂😂😂

  • @MaggieJaneSimpson
    @MaggieJaneSimpson Před rokem +5

    8:11 not me having emotional attachment to the balloon my grandma gave me when i was 9 XDDD

  • @nooneagain
    @nooneagain Před rokem +484

    She absolutely knows her worth so she eventually left him good on here , remember ladies there’s a difference between love and settling for them.

    • @bruhmcchaddeus413
      @bruhmcchaddeus413 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/yaTZl9qs_yA/video.html daz being exposed for being pedo over and over lmao this is copy paste comment

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Před rokem +6

      *remember everyone* there fixed it. Men also need to know their worth

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Před rokem

      @katcry what? Are men not worth anything or something? Are we not allowed to know we mean something?

  • @KingKobra49
    @KingKobra49 Před rokem +2600

    Whoever is reading this…Keep going ,you’re doing fine! No matter how slow your progress, each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself. 💯

  • @RealValll
    @RealValll Před rokem +3

    Him: "My hotdog stand is very successful"
    Also him: "Tries to shave off 10 pence from the gas price"

  • @spoodertea
    @spoodertea Před 10 měsíci +2

    Happy anniversary! Here’s a floppy ballon and a stick of bread!!! I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @ellie8902
    @ellie8902 Před rokem +294

    Honestly I feel like a cake would be nice but a home made one because they took their time and energy to make this cake for you. that’s wayyyyy better then a floppy balloon and a cake without frosting lol

    • @thicniggazinc
      @thicniggazinc Před rokem

      The guy is not only a cheapskate but an idiot. I could make a beautiful double layer cake for about $5 (if I had flower sugar etc at home already) and walmart has flowers for $5-$10 and you could prolly get a cheap necklace or bracelet at a pawn store.

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 Před 8 měsíci +1

      A cake is nice if it’s not the only thing. It’s more like a dessert after a restaurant

  • @zara1969
    @zara1969 Před rokem +104

    THE WAY HE GOT SO OFFENDED ABOUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE 😭😭😭

  • @all_things_fun_and_food
    @all_things_fun_and_food Před rokem +6

    2:09 I don’t think he wants to make the price per gallon less not how much gas he is getting 😂

  • @mimmukene
    @mimmukene Před 11 měsíci +1

    7:01 THE BEST PART EVER AND THE WAY YOU SAID IT JUST THE BEST

  • @sweettt321
    @sweettt321 Před rokem +87

    4:11 "some *blind* belgian NUN!"
    I was expecting pretty much everything other than this gem. You can't predict what Daz will say

  • @tobe3940
    @tobe3940 Před rokem +213

    I honestly can't get how that man even won that lady's heart over! You can't expect to impress the lady you like without spending money. Also Daz, everyone including myself love the 'side rants'. I was wondering if you'd like to make some videos that'd be like storytimes? As in the vids having more 'side rants' in them?

    • @emilydeshais5534
      @emilydeshais5534 Před rokem +3

      I’m constantly waiting for the “SIDE RANT” or “LINDA” I love them way too much lol

    • @DestinyRodgers
      @DestinyRodgers Před rokem +2

      I agree with you but at the same time I sort of disagree. My (now ex) bf never paid for anything. It was always me paying when we went out. It wasnt the money that made us break up either.

  • @doomslayertodd3423
    @doomslayertodd3423 Před rokem

    Ive been following you since Vine days. Heres me watching this in 2023. 35 years old and your videos make me laugh espicially today, I wasnt feeling like I want to stay on earth anymore and these just made me laugh and remind me. That some people go through more rediculous things then me. Love ya Daz. Thank you for being you..

  • @thefortnitemusketers6023

    No matter what video it is, daz's laugh will be the one sound that'll have me busting out in tears

  • @juuls___2177
    @juuls___2177 Před rokem +55

    the sad thing is that every store owner that gave him a discount thought he was truly struggling. That he was just a sweet man that tried to get something for his wife but doesnt have a lot of money.
    When he has more than enough but doesnt care about the businesses enough. He wants the product but not to support a business

    • @miyukishirogane9579
      @miyukishirogane9579 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Ikr like there are people that are really on a budget and even they make more effort then him