Psycho Ex Boyfriend Simulator
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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one! - Hry
''Fuck I'm becoming a lesbian!!'' Made me laugh so hard 😭😭
😂😂
it took me SO long to figure out he meant "the character is swearing off men after this experience" I thought Daz just shouted that randomly because he was panicking hahahahha
haha 😂 same
Same 😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Don’t call your grandpa! What’s he gonna do? Have a stroke in front of him?”. THIS TOOK ME OUT💀💀
LMAOOO
i wish my crush took me out😣
💀
Same bro- 😂💀
it also probably took out the grandpa, come to think of it
“first of all why is grandpa out on a business trip shouldn’t he be retired- AAAAAH TONY” killed me
Brooooo same 😂😂😂
can you time when it was?
@@LexiFazbear ack i would but idk how it’s when he’s first in the car calling the grandfather
@@MrGrimace ohh ok ty
i love how she literally found A HEAD IN A BOX, and said "HM, let me call my grandpa instead of the cops."
“ITS TONY FUCKING HAWK, THATS NOT LIAM ITS A SKATEBOARDER!” i’m dead 💀
That killedddd meeeee 💀
he wants his skateboard back and wont stop till he gets it
I died when i heard "it's time to stop cooking the organic can food and call the police"
Samee
"Liam! You better not be pitching a tent out there!" Daz please, I was taking a sip of my drink and nearly died from my laughter LMFAOOOO
It took me waaaay too long to realise he meant literally 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"did he hurt you"
"he hurt my goddamn windows" LMAO DAZ IS THE GOAT
I died on every jumpscare bro omg 💀
OMG FR
The guy that came running from car made me throw my phone down 😂
@@maisyfields7251 so real 😭 I've never had a game where I jump EVERY TIME before 💀🙏
the one in her nightmare made me stub my toe istg never been that scared in my life
I ALMOST SPILLED MY SOUP ON ONE OF THEM 😭
“ oh someone’s texting me….its probably Liam” 😂
Also "STOP CALLING ME!!!! ......its probably Liam"
31:56
im literally dieing because of him saying "I thought it was kkk but it my bag!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lliterally been scrolling through comments waiting for someone to mention this quote😂😂😂😂 had me dying too!
Ngl, it was even funnier to me because I thought the exact same thing in that moment 😅 😂
I was thinking the same lol
The fact that the part the scared me most was when they sprint comically towards you💀
Those are the only parts I jumped at
He always says the most random stuff when he get scared lol
Ikr lol😂
@@tricia9149 it's always the funniest things
@@crypticshift yes he does lol😂❤️
Remember he shouted JULIA ROBERTS when he was scared 😂😂
LMAO… “IM TURNING LESBIAN”
‘oh here’s the bathro- OH MY RICH GIRL!!!’ Sent me
"ARE THEY BREEDING THEM HERE!?" HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD
"Don't eat too much or no one will want you" HAHAHA TOOOOXICCC xD
Daz: "You guys need to invest in security.."
Also Daz, repeatedly forgetting to shut and lock the door:
Exactly! He can't blame the character for that. 😂
Being stalked is my biggest fear as a woman and I was screaming the whole time about all the stupid things this woman did.
As a woman who’s been stalked this game was so accurate in everything. It really is this terrifying
nah if this was me id just stay at the station like hell no
@@linn341Im sorry that happened to you. Are you doing okay now?
As a guy who was stalked by women I was told it was a good thing. Also I feel this game's a bit exaggerative.
@@koderamerikaner5147 Well of course it is. It's a game
"Ive got a KKK member jumptop as my shopping" Got me laughing
The way he went "LIAM I'll drop a grandfather clock on you're ASS" at 12:00 got me 😂😂
12:11 - 12:14
'rich af not even a carrot in the fridge'
now that got me 🤣
Why when I read this did it play in the video-
@@_papapignah same wtf 💀💀😭
this game is so interesting because the monsters are literally just men
Just like real life 😔
@@EternalRiver90 boo 👻
@@EternalRiver90Misandry....
@@eoindenniston2611AHHHHHHHHH 😭😱
@@koderamerikaner5147 Nah, just a common occurrence for women
for someone who loves horror movies i CANT with horror games. my heart nearly stopped when the crow popped out 😭
“IM BECOMING A LESBIAN!” Had me dying of laughter 😭
The scariest thing about this game is that this is somebody's real-life experience somewhere in the world, and they do not have the option to turn the game off cause it's not a game. This game is all the more creepy for that simple fact.
That’s insane
The fact that it’s real and not just some demon chasing you, that’s what really put me on edge…
The fact that anyone can relate to real life situations and don’t have imagine something like a movie that you know isn’t real. The fact this is more about real life situations is what creeped me out the most. 😬…
Also made it worse that this character was dumb and was doing all the dumb sh*t and I was like, “GURL! DON’T TAKE A BATH IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING HUNTED DOWN, MORON!” 🙄😂🙄
this. this actually happens very often. i’ve heard so many stories of people (especially men *cough cough*) killing their partners all because they can’t handle rejection. my older sister literally said “no” to a guy which he didn’t take well and then started stalking her while sending threats.. thankfully she moved out of the country a little before (i believe) it could’ve escalated very quickly because he was a dangerous guy who had bad criminal history.
My ex is literally in jail for trying to kill me after i said no to him 😂
@@Editzz_Forever_ It's really not, it's unfortunately common.
“Fu****g Elvis got me now.” 💀💀 istg daz u are the funniest person on the planet
THAT BIRD ALMOST KILLED ME OH MY LORD
I jumped so hard i fell off my fucking bed💀😭
I audibly screamed.. 🫠🫠
I was mid biting my nails nearly ripped my whole nail off 😭😭
“Liam! you better not be pitching a tent out there” made me chuckle😭
"you dont need a bf you got this tv!!" wise words Daz
Yea lol😂❤️
YES.
So…. if it’s ok to say you don’t want a bf, is it also ok for someone to say ‘I don’t want a gf’?
@@Jumpyman_thegamerYTwell yea I guess
@@ellisexlama603 That’s honestly a surprising answer. Normally people get offended when you say something like that. Idk why lol.
DARLINGGG GUESS WHOS BACK FROM THE PHSYC WARD
LMAOOO
DARLINGGGG GUES WHOS BACK FROM JAILLLL ☺️😈😈😈
@@castlesbylilpeep I SAID THAT ALOUD
reql
@@kaykheartz what…
Nah honestly I’m dying when he said “ I thought a kkk member jumped out at me 😭😭”
5:25 when screamed and then said it's tony Fu****g hawk made me laugh so hard i had tears in my eyes
At this time I was taking a swig of my tea and I nearly spat it everywhere when this scared the crap out of me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Writing only the huge jumpscares (SPOILERS INCLUDED)
5:20 - tonyyyy
7:11 - wasn't expecting that
16:40 - not Liam
17:55 - lights go out (creepy texts)
26:50 - storage roommm
28:35 - skull in the box
31:15 - BIRDDDDD
32:25 - peek a boo
37:05 - LIAM IS DEAD
37:44 - coffin with a skeleton inside
38:10 - it's the CASHIERRR
Sorry if I mispronounced something, english is not my first language! 🫶🏻
is liam dead tho
You spelled everything correctly no worries ☺️
life saver thanks xx
Aww thank u
Thank you for taking your time to do that. Now I’m just hiding in the comments, no stalkers can catch me now!
Edit 1: Thank you guys this is the most likes I have ver got (even though it is ten lol)
6:12
DONT CALL YOUR GRANDPA WHATS HE GONNA DO HAVE A STROKE INFRONT OF HIM?!
That got me wheezing- 😂💀
😂😂😂
26:55 scared the CRAP out of me. This is probably not the best video to be watching in the dark alone in my room while wearing a heart monitor 😂😂
Wtf u wearing a heart monitor for?
Umm...I have a congenital heart defect. I kind of have to wear it.
I hope ur okay! I lose it as it watching these😭 @@TaintedMidnite
@starfiresreign Yes I am ok, mostly. Thank you 😊
911 dispatcher: what's your emergency?
daz: EVERYTHING!!!
7:15 my life just flashed before my eyes 😭
SAEME I WAS EATING DINNER AND I SCREAMED, MY POOR DAD WAS TERRIFIED ☹️🙏🏻
I literally screamed at that and accidentally dropped my phone on my NOSE 😂
@@BettyLeigh17SAME I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO MY PARENTS AND GHEY GAVE ME THE WEIRDEST LOOK😭😭😭
I literally flew backwards 😭
I flinched so hard lol my poor heart
'How's it going Dazzlers"?
Never gets old
Agreed❤️
real
no but these comments do lol 💀
@@leah_025fr, there’s like 17 of them within a minute.
Literally😭 @@leah_025
"its Cooking Simulator all over again" IMMEDIATE FLASHBACKS 😭😭
this game is genuinely terrifying because its not like a monster following you or something fictional its an actual person. and its scary to think that this is probably someone’s experience irl somewhere
"FUCK IM BECOMING A LESBIAN!!" LMFAOOO 38:41
“don’t call you grandpa!! What’s he Gonna do? Have a stroke infront of him?”
HAD ME CACKLING
"He's gonna be under my bed... with his thumb out" YO???
In all of the years I have watched Daz, this is the fist game he has played that actually made me jump lol
It was so good and so terrifying
“Alright lets get creepy”
-Daz
Daz: where did he get a rock from in this city?
Me: how did he throw it so far up??
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
FR
3:29 "nah hes on the roof" i love the way he didnt realise he made the sound😂
As a woman, this is the most horrifying game I've ever watched Daz play 🫣
The jump scares made me have about 100 heart attacks😭
thx for the warning lol thats why i alwyas read the comments first so i can brace myself
that bird made me shit out a pack of walkers 31:17
OMFG!!
I dropped my joint when that happened. 😒
I THOUGJT LIAM WAS FLYING 😭
LMAO😂
Yeah for whatever reason was it that one that scared me the most
Same 😭 it was the only one to make me jump. It got me good 😂
"DON'T CALL GRANDPA" This Woman is getting stalked by Elvis ,Tony hawk , Liam and a fat dude in a white van
dying at 11 pm to these comments😭
“Who’s that? And why is his car driving on butter?” I fucking lost it 😂
when he went to the car and never locked the house door. oh my god my heart stopped
THAT JUMPS SCARE FROM THE STORAGE ROOM SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME
Same i jumped so hard i almost fell of my bed💀
"Rich as fuck and not even 1 carrot in the fridge" 😂😂
Usually when I see people play horror games I like it but they're just not scary enough. This actually screwed me up having had similar experiences and this just made me even more grateful for my boyfriend. But also terrified because that's reality. Good job devs, you made me feel some genuine fear and dread while watching this.
Where is the jump scare list when you need it 💀 been jumped scared twice already
I jumped 4 times lol
Fr and all the times I got jumped scared I slapped myself in the face 😭
GRAMPA- “yes has something happened?”
Normal Daz quote- “YES THERES A GIRL HEAD IN A BOX” 😂
*grandpa
That guy who came running from the car made me jump so bad...the whole time tho i kept saying close the blinds
I love how he warned the character not to let him catch them alone. Like, I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT THIS TIME. Fucking smashing your face into mine sir."
“Somebody’s texting me it’s probably Liam”
That is WAY too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The jumps in this game had me 💀
Im not easy to scare but this made me jump to much xD
"you don't NEED a bf. you've got this TV" real
So if it’s alright to say ‘I don’t want a bf’, is it also ok for someone to say ‘I don’t want a gf’?
@@Jumpyman_thegamerYT bro what? what does that have to do with anything🧍♀
@@Jumpyman_thegamerYT Yep
@@aliabilani8780 Aight
26:54 THE WAY MY HEART JUMPED😭😭
When Daz was investigating that noise and the door opened I swear my soul left my body and my heart fell to my ass😭😭 I jumped so hard😭😭
If i remember the demo correctly there are multiple endings depending on what you do. I distinctly remember there is a way to get a hunting rifle off the wall somewhere or getting a gun some way.
The amount of fear I felt when the guy ran out of the storage room 😭
EVERY TIME HE POPPED UP I SHIT MYSELF
lmao @ 9:57 “rich as f***, not even a carrot in the fridge” 😭
"How's it going dazzlers"
Always gets me hyped
The fact that stuff like this actually happens is insane. as a young woman myself the storyline actually brought me to tears because i’m so thankful i haven’t experienced this and i feel so sorry for every single human that has had to experience and live with the trauma afterwards. This was a really good game
My soul left my body when that crow flew at the screen 💀
Glad I’m not the only one 💀
38:42 "Im becoming a lesbian!!" HEPP MY HUMOR IS SO BTOKE BECAUSE THIS WAS FUNNY AF BAHAHAH
THE JUMPSCARES MADE ME JUMP LITTERALY 😭
"I thought a KKK member jumped up as my shopping" had me dead 💀
38:42 "FUCK I'M BECOMING A LESBIAN"😂
i felt stressed watching this, like on the edge of my seat
"How's it going dazzlers!"
Makes my day , never gets old.
26:49 I felt the outline of my heart and I feel like my heart skipped 69 beats 😂😂😂
“Somebody’s texting me, it’s probably Liam” 💀
Tbh the fact daz is still posting content after like 10 years is mad
Yes I agree I'm so happy to be a Dazzler❤️
…GET TO BED NICE AND COZY nothings gonna suck MY TOE 😂…
that got me so hard 😂
When the person ran up to daz with his shopping and the bag 🤣😂
THE GUY AFTER THE GROCERY STORE GETS ME EVERYTIME 17:06
'It's Tony fucking Hawk' XD
'"OMG ITS TONY HALK"
my soul left my body every time Liam showed up lol
THE FACT THAT DAZ GUESS IT WAS THE CASHIER IS AMAZINGG
7:15 that scared the living f**k out of me. Jeez.
ITS TONY HAWK HAHA I LOST IT
7:15 I genuinely screamed and then bust out laughing, why Liam built like that 😭😭😭
"Fuck, I'm becoming a lesbian!"
That line caught me off guard! 😂😂😂
31:18 that scared me so bad that i accidentally screenshot it 😭😭
32:29 THAT MADE ME PUNCH MYSELF IN THE EYE
Stalked by an ex boyfriend? No thanks have enough crazy exes 😅😭
Daz: Oh take some fresh air in the single life I M A GIRL LIVING IN THE CITY
(Walk around)
Daz: AND NO SECURITY!!!
Been awhile since I did this
7:43 "He's gonna skate to your house" 🤣🤣
“DONT CALL YOUR GRANDPA”😠
“WHATS HE GOING TO DO HAVE A STROKE”😂
Why taf did i think that was nibbler soot on the thumbnail 💀
Lol
Lol😂
"Oh I didn't realise there was a room there ""RAHHHHHHBHBBHBBB" AWOOP JUMPSCARE
"...is it my grandpa 😮" HAD ME DYING
"THAT'S FUCKING TONY HAWk" got me rolling lmaoooo Liam is gone, now we have tony hawk lmao