DAZ WATCHES WORST TIKTOK COOKING HACKS
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Cook: “Seasoned ground beef”
Daz: “What did you season it with..hope?”
Seasoned with air
@@yourkidneyeater6552and a dash of good intentions.
@@francescabirt8146 yes
@@yourkidneyeater6552 if your lucky they will add some salt
I love it
Bad cooks: *exist*
Daz: “hold on, I’m shifting into Gordon Ramsay mode”
thought this said shitting lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣😊 very good! 🌹👏🏾
“FUCKING RAWWW”
Gordon Ramsay mode turned up to 11
IKR
"If you can't cook,
learn."
-Daz Black 2022
“If you can’t breathe…just like, buy oxygen.”
-My brother 2023
“If you’re homeless,
just buy a house.”
- Albert Einstein probably, 2178
I’d eat the first one
This cooking channel brings out a rage and violence in me I didn't know I had
Dude same and I don't even cook
@@thatmotivatedchristianorop6749 same
Just wait until you see Lucy Diamond
I swear I saw someone else comment this
BLUD, this comment was 10 months ago@@atqraxiia4306
Gordon Ramsay: IT’S RAW
Daz: IT’S RAW
Daz really activates his Gordon Ramsay mode when looking a bad cooks
This was the exact same thought I had 🤣🤣🤣🤣
15:30
"You just dumped your meat onto it"
Thats what she said ;)
Gordon damsy
agreed XD
Daz: sees the meatballs
Also Daz: *flashbacks to Kay's cooking*
LOL
😂😂😂
Those meatballs were "rabbit brains"
Truee lol
Daz Ramsey...
Gordon and Daz really need to meet and reacts to cooking tiktoks together.
4:14 "they cook better on my FOREHEAD"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daz is even more criticizing than Gordon Ramsay when it comes to awful cooking 😂
There should be a guest appearance on kitchen nightmares and Hell's Kitchen for Daz lol him and Gordon criticizing and roasting the bad chefs and the restaurant as a whole 🤣
@@omegamysterio3701 heck yes, id watch that. daz be funny on it.
ITS FUCKING RAW!!!!!!
@@brobandit2944 they yell that in synch 🤣
He's the Gordon Ramsay of CZcams
I’m just imagining how Sarah is sitting in her room, causally doing her homework or having a call with her friend, and daz screaming PIIIIIIIIINK through the hause😂
And swear words. And TIIIT!
House*
And “LINDA!”
@@ninjagirl-ri1pc I miss linda. He should have hired a real person to be linda sometimes. Like classic Conan O'Brian. She's some hot Elizabeth Hurley chick in a small office scrambling with papers and coffee.
He probably records his videos while she's at school out of the house😸😸
Daz went through all the stages of grief in this video 😭
I love dazes insults 6:24 8:17 10:11 14:36
*daz’s*
"They cook better on my forehead"
"I can taste the disappointment"
"What did you season it with? Hope"
-Daz March 2022
Indeed, he said that.
Gordon Ramsey should take notes from this...
and “THAT LOOKS LIKE OPEN HEART SURGERY” 😂
you also forgot the best of all
“Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiink”
@@kendalcrowe689 🤣🤣🤣
I swear I don’t need my therapist anymore I just need Daz to make me feel better😁
As a psychology student, I approve
Exactly 🥺
Same
So true
Same
I desperately wish daz would cook and follow the directions while doing this 😂😂😂😂
As a child with 6 siblings, my mom and dad, grandparents, and my sister-in-law with a baby all living in one house, that mac and cheese would not be enough lol 12:35
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN SHE KEPT ADDING MORE AND MORE CHEESE 😂😂😂😂
ME TOO BRO
I broke i haven't laughed so hard he like yep why not yep and more to a point he like wtf face
And that one corner of macaroni she didn't mix into the milk...shit gonna be crunchy as fuck. They make company sized meals, but who goes over to eat there more than once?
Nah me too man 😂
I haven't laughed that hard, ever! 😂😂😂
"you can tell i love food because i have the buoyancy of a fridge"
literally me
@beauty zone 4 shut up you spam bot
Alr, so, it’s 10:00 pm on the dot, I’m sitting in my bed, eating pizza and binge watching daz, best night ever. 😂❤
Same🤣
luckyyyy
I honestly would love to see someone do a series of making chefclubs food or whatever you'd prefer to call it. Basically making chefclubs food but properly and actually good looking. I'd love to see if its possible.
Daz is literally the best he never disappoints and his laugh is incredibly contagious 🤣
I feel bad for you.
Two bots in your replies.
Also your right. He always manages to make me laugh
His laugh is contagious tho 😂😂
Yes
He’s not
I get this was supposed to be a compliment, but this seems out of place because he quite literally didn’t laugh in this video, like he usually does (like, contagiously). He slightly chuckled or scoffed, but that’s about it. Maybe you’re just referencing other videos and didn’t watch this video yet, but even then, this just seems kinda out of place so where in this video are you referring to?
As soon as Daz said, "its fucking raw", I automatically thought I hope Gordon Ramsay has seen this 😂
Frrr
I absolutely love daz he’s one of the only people who genuinely make me laugh. “What did you season it with ? HOPE ?!?! 💀😂
22:47 it looks like an old decerped clown
“Looks like open heart surgery..” 😂😂
Lady: “Enjoy!”
Daz: “Enjoy what?!”
Shit had me rolling!! Love your vids bro 😎
same 😂😂😂
Same
😂👌
13:17 “I can taste the disappointment” had me laughing for 2 mins straight 🤣
13:13 *
@@razical7717 thanks
Funny that these folks make more $$$ than Daz does… why wouldn’t he try and get in touch with them and collaborate something silly instead of talking trash???
Bro I could taste it too
12:22 It ain’t gonna slide down easy if it ain’t cheesy
Daz: "That wheel of cheese looks banging"
*She placed the meat that's tough as a leather boot on the cheese*
Daz:"it did look good"
Rip
Lady: Adds tiny glasses to the macaroni and cheese
Daz: Visible Confusion
He legit says things about people that are true that we don’t think of! And there so funny especially when he laughs it just makes it way funnier! I love daz! ❤❤❤❤
you know its gonna be a good day when daz posts a 24 minute video
I’ve never laughed harder, I am a horrible cook and even I wouldn’t do any of these😭😂 you never disappoint Daz!!
Keep trying and you will improve. Cooking is a skill and the more you train it the better you’ll get. This girl in the video… no redemption, lost cause
@@ShockingPikachu "lost cause" LMFAO
"I'd prefer if you spat in it!" Oh; there's Darren's cynical humour. I love it.
Was looking for this comment 😂
Probably just a weird fetish.
@@theblackbaron4119 ......
@@theblackbaron4119 bruh what?
@@theblackbaron4119 that comment literally came out of nowhere lmao
"because i have the bouancy of a fridge" I couldnt let this quote go
20:05
I didn't get a good look at that and had to do a re-look. With that much butter, you'll get a hospital fee in no time! ^^
Possibly a grave!
And I thought just a small bit of butter was bad, holy...
Daz reacting to more cooking? Yes please
You are first
We love that 😂❤️
Yess
My thoughts exactly
This is gonna be funny asf
"If I cooked that for my girlfriend, She would _Divorce_ me on the spot"
Imagine making a dish so bad that your girlfriend divorces you without marrying you
EDIT: MOM IM FAMOUS 🎉✨
That is just shame at this point.
@@c_t_m_808 ikr
Went to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this
don’t do all that thank u bs
Don't even have a girlfriend it was a random girl💀💀
I am following this lady just for when I need to yell at someone, tapped on this video so fast and I don't regret it at all I laughed for the first time in a long time thank you
14:13, marinated flank steak, more like rotten flesh from minecraft irl
Favorite Daz moments of this video:
“Enjoy” “enjoy WHAT”
“Here’s your glass of parasites”
“It’s RAW”
“*gagging*”
“What did you season it with?? HOPE?!??”
“If I went to hell and licked satans bum it would taste like that”
“I love HOT SHARDS OF GLASS in my SANDWICH”
“I’d prefer if you spat on it”
“It looks like open heart surgery”
“Yknow those dead lungs they show you to prove how bad smoking is? That’s what that is”
“IT LOOKS LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD THREW UP ON IT”
Omg I accidentally read two comments together one with Gordan ramsay in it and I was doing these lines in a some Gordon and some Daz voice lol
let’s not forget about the chocolate that looked like his uncle shoved it up his ass😭😭
NAWHH I CAT BREATHE😂😂😂
You missed “we’re gonna take my dads belt and wrap it around our meat”
@@katrinaheld6839 BAHAHAHAAAA
I graduated from culinary school and still, I'd be more nervous to cook in front of Daz than my chef de cuisine- 🤡
Leave that shit on tiktok 🤩
You finished the sentence
Who knows, maybe you could do a collab with him
Congrats on graduating :D
@@juliaanimatesstuff7701 finally lmao
I could listen to daz talk about rediculous people all day
no cap :]
"I have the bouancy of a fridge" 😂
The pancake thing.
There’s literally metal cutouts she could’ve bought and it would’ve actually looked cool
I could’ve done a better job with a f*cking toothpick while it was cooking
my gf LOVES to cook much like daz i showed her this video and i could just see her soul die watching these terrible cooks
I know this is old but never ever put plastic in something hot like a frying pan, The chemicals in the plastic will get into your food and give you cancer. Same thing for never burning plastic on a yard waste fire. You dont want to breath in cancer!
in the end it all blended together and she ended up drawing a heart on top with the puree so what even was the point
@@earthmixxing yeah its like some parody that is not clearly parody. People will get sick or injured from that. =[
“It looks like someone ran over squidworth” I was laughing for ages at this 😂😂😂😂 thank you Daz for making me feel better after a stressful shift at work I truly think you are an awesome guy.
does he mean squidward
@@thespudman3469 yes but squidworth is better
My comment got a like from Daz!!! I am literally jumping up and down in my bedroom I am so happy thank you so much Daz
his honesty literally kills me with laughter. like i was literally bout' dead.
17:27 as a *Canadian* this sends pain into every *organ system in my body* and my soul has shrivelled into *ATOMS*
Gordon Ramsey and Daz Collaboration should happen!!!
yes
what Im thinking lmao
That would be cool!
I would LIVE for that collab!
Defo
Am I the only one concerned about the Red hot candies being melted down and 'infused' into a brick of butter- Just to make questionably edible candles?
That you're supposed to melt over a cinnamon roll with cream cheese icing on top.... it is extremely concerning
that chefclub lady is insane
The only thing redeeming about it as at least red hots are cinnamon as well, I don’t know where daz got the idea they are chilli flavoured
Some one is gonna take one bite into that cinnamon roll and have a heart attack! These bastards 😭😭
@@stonergamer2119 because they do have chili powder in them to make them hotter the flavor is “hot cinnamon”
22:24 it looks like a deer's lungs after you shoot it
" that f'ing solar panel aint hot enough to cook on" 😂😂
"It's fucking raw!"
Daz pulled a Gordon Ramsey shit there and I'm loving it!
:0 kageyama pfp!
Time?
15:29
“Ah, yes that’s exactly what I want on my pancakes. I want two, large, white chocolate bars that look like my Uncle has put them in his ass.”
I FRICKING DIED. 😂😂😂
The accent makes it so much funnier 😭💀
If it was me i would throw it
yall have to copy youtubers everytime i mean its not close but still
@@anneliese8131 😜😜😜
Watch your language dude
6:27 lady: enjoy
Daz : enjoy what a corpses foot
"do you have any um of that" 😂😂😂😂
Daz: "That looks like open-heart surgery"
Lady: "Enjoy"
Daz: "enjoy what? A CORPSE'S FOOT?"
i swear daz is the funniest person out there
He needs to react to more cooking videos!
Yes
13:53 "what did you season it with hope?" XD best line
i love rewatching daz and realising how truly british. WHEN HE SAID "that looks banging that does" i wheezed
Daz has such a creative mind to the point where I can genuinely see him as a stand-up comedian (successful too)
“Seasoned? What did you season it with? Hope?”
I’M SOBBING💀
Why does this have over 200 likes😭💀
"ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWW" had me dying. Daz just threw gordon ramsay out the window with that one 😂😂
“Looks like someone run over squidworth” 😂😂😂
'Seasoned?
What did u season it with HOPE !😂'
I will never understand why people feel the need to over complicate cooking for no reason 💀
It can work, but this is just shit cooking.
“Who wants to eat candles?!”
Saifya Nygaard: *sweats nervously*
Fr fr 💀
13:54
"What did you season it with HoPe? " 😂😂
THIS IS GLORIOUS
I would pay good money to have Daz Gordon Ramsay and Uncle Rodger be the next judges of a cooking show
YES, ILL DONATE TO THE FUND FOR THIS
And it should be named * the men who knows it’s bad *
hell yeah😂
And Jamie Oliver lol jk
YES YES YES, THATS MY CHRISTMAS WISH FOR THIS YEAR. I LOVE THEM THREE XD I was watching gordon ramsay then uncle roger was the next vid then this daz on xd
14:00 “What did you season it with? Hope?”
I don’t think I have ever heard a greater more genuine line from anyone thank you
I ran out of my hopes and dreams I use them for seasonings a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Something I’ve learned over time; If a suburban middle class mom says “mmm, so good” or “yummyyyy” or something like that, I would not even touch it. Just don’t touch it. Don’t give it to the dog, he won’t want it. Just dump it into the trash can, and be done.
I'm so glad you get to travel and enjoy life! I would love for you to do a cooking video!!!!! 🥰
“That looks like the apple Adam and Eve tried to fuck with” I’m dead 😂😭😭 15:22
As a foodie, my eyes hurt for more bad cooking, CZcams was enough, nevermind tiktok
If that lady had literally ANY SORT OF TALENT, she could have easily made that cinnamon roll thing look just like Majora's mask from LoZ, if using the correct frosting and technique. 😕
9:55 I'm fucking sorry but the first time I ever made pancakes, I did it home alone, and with the random instructions on the pancake mix box, and they weren't as lumpy as a 12 year old boys achene filled face-
Gordon Ramsay NEEDS to watch this!! 😂😂😂😂😂 if this is Daz's reaction, what's GORDON GONNA SAY?!?!?😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Daz: "Just cook it Propperly or don't go in the kitchen."
Me: Can't cook. I guess I starve.
*Sees next clip"
"I'm Gordon Ramsay!"
Don’t let Gordon Ramsay see this😂😂😂
I am not the best cook, but I don’t consider myself a Chef. However, this made me want to claw out my eyes.
Same
Wait you still have your eyes
Same 🤣
Same
ngl that first one looked BANGIN
It looks good but it could be A lot better lol
"Maple syrup of course"
*Daz has left the chat*
This cooking channel is what happens when you raise a generation on Pinterest.
This needs more likes bru 😂
Do not insult pinterest like that. This cooking channel is what happens when you try to do five minute crafts with food
@Nikolai Where'd this bitterness come from?
@Nikolai sounds a bit specific, eh? Have you been to jail yet?
@@thetimetellingbutterfly4445 I love Pinterest but it has a lot stuff like this or maybe it's just the Pinterest I go on 😂
16:30
Cook: Put some parsley to add color.
Daz (and the world): Yeah to cover up the FOOD POISONING
xp
Thanks couldn’t tell
Daz is like the British uncle Rodger 😂
This is amazing his sense of humor is fantastic
chefclub: now that we have this nicely cooked on all sides-
daz: *becomes gordon ramsay* ITS FOCKIN RAW
15:31
"Seasoned? What did she season it with? Hope!?"
Generally that's what I do when cooking XD
Ha you funny 😁😁😁
“With any beer why would you cook with buzz wiser!” 😂
This definitely gives off when little kids try and make their mother a Mother's Day breakfast .... the chocolate dipped in peanut and jelly really does it...
Please, we need a collaboration of Daz and Gordan Ramsay! Both of them shouting "It's f*cking raw!" at the same time😂
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK 15:36
LMAO Daz just sing-yelling "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNKKK~" That got me lol.
22:48 - 23:08
I for one actually really liked the look of the cinnamon roll heart cake(?) and wouldn’t mind being given it by a hypothetical partner as like a cute Valentine’s Day gift breakfast or something, but what absolutely ruins it for me is the heart butter candles placed on top of the cake, SOOOOO- I agree with Daz
17:19 RIP squidward 😆
Apparently it's "Squidworth" lol
@@cadsportz... that’s what Squidward currency would be
@@RexiTheWolfXD
I would LOVE to see Ramsay and Daz reacting to bad cooks
My idol and Daz doing that together.....Two totally different standards for food...... feel like they would at some point start going off on eachother lol. Idk over what but I feel like it’d happen and they’d somehow get over it over a meal they made for each other.
Yeah, I was wondering what Gordon Ramsey would say about Daz's reactions and the video. That'd be amazing!
I would love to see them cook together
This woman's cooking is something out if a death metal song
Gordon Ramsey: IT’S F@CKING RAW
Daz: IT’S F@CKING RAW
it’s official Daz is Italian Gordon Ramsey
"The buoyancy of a fridge" made me spit out my drink. I really did miss you, Daz.
He was gone for 3 days 😐
Wow well the bots of CZcams had really high hopes for your content
"Looks like open heart surgery"
Nothing but facts here on daz games 😂
“What did you season it with? Hope?” 😂😂😂😂 I. Am. Deceased 😂😂
“ What did you season it with, hope??? ” that had me DYING
"Who wants to eat a candle?!"
My cat: hold my beer