Daz Watches Man Who's In Love With A Car
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Imagine the neighbours like:
“Oh look, he’s f*cking his car again”
I would move out of my home as fast i can
@@johnny_evans. same
@@johnny_evans. lol
"HONEY!!!!, were gonna need to take the kids to the park again,
The neighbours f*ucking his car again.....seems intimate hes not wearing anything🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Get a garage, so gross.” 😂🤣
*lightning mcqueen has left the chat*
Mater (is that how you spell it bc it’s ironic af!) has kicked in 😂
Evie Xox Kerchoo
Herbie would feel so violated
Evie Xox Omg yassss
*Autobots have sped away in fear of this odd human*
Daz: Is he asmuning the cars gender?!
Me: SO HES GAY?
Gay for a car. Now I'm really confused.
I read this as soon as Daz said it
@@xinpingdonohoe3978 we all are
He has to be bi
That is what I thought
I’m just imaging the camera men having to be there while he does his thing…. 😂😂
Oh my god imagine the look on their faces😂
Omg The Poor Camera Man Q^Q
@@ghosted_it734I WANNA SEE THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND THEIR REACTION TO THIS DUDE HAVING SEX WITH A CAR 😂
“People want new cars who have not been sexually harassed” 😂😂😂
Yes!! Yes we do!
Yep
XD😂🤣
I don’t
@@leannepoole3368 That's... Concerning
He really said “Why don’t we take this to the garage...”
NOOOO LMAOOO✋🏽😭😭😭
STOP WITH THESE STUPID JOKES JSGAJSGJESYAKSG
😏
🤚🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
WhErE?????
BRO WHYYYYY😭😭😭😭
I've googled the cause of objectophilia and some experts suggest that it's caused by childhood sexual abuse and stuff like that... so this is actually a lot darker than it might seem
Oh damn I bet it was the mother who doesnt seem to be in the picture or maybe a stranger
Oh absolutely, I totally believe most of the people on that show have some trauma for sure
All I have to say is oof
“Man?! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT CARS GENDER????!?!!!?!?!”💀💀💀 almost fell out of my chair💀💀💀
"tHis Is FuuUuuuCkiNg WEIIIIIRD"
Erin Alex Hey! Name twins
Erin x NAME TWINS!♥️
Erin Alex I opened the comments right as he said this and it was the first comment I saw 😂😂😂😂
Envious Green or the exhaust pipe
Envious Green yep imagine walking out of the house seeing that or bringing your girlfriend or boyfriend over and they see your neighbor which is him but your bf or gf be like let’s get the helll out of here
“So tell me roger, what’s the sexiest part of a car?”
*rolls eyes* I’m just searching for these comments haha
SAME.😂
Obviously, his boi racer roll bar and the grease gun. He does have a thrill when the radials squeal though 😏😏😏😏
HAHAHAHHA
someone finally said it omg
I actually have a friend, not a close friend, but a friend who has a relationship with his motorcycle. I’ve asked him about it and he said he feels an emotional and spiritual connection with it, like he went through some tough times and his bike was always there. He was in an abusive relationship and finally got away from the person and then moved on to the bike. He describes it kind of like the concept of a security blanket, except romantic and intimate.
At 7:13 I got an ad that said “sell your car, for cash.” And I absolutely lost my shit 😃
I'm losing my shit imagining that moment
“Oh crap baes gone”😂😂😂
Lmaoo 😂
I bet that a relationship with a roller coaster has its turns.
It would also have its ups and downs
Lol
Not so smooth
😐
It has its rough patches too
I don't think I can understand how a person can ever have a sexual relationship with a car
Some experts believe the cause of objectophilia is childhood sexual abuse
Exhaust pipe 🤷♀️
@@marinKem😂
“Hey honk me😏”TOOK ME OUT
I bet a relationship with an elevator has serious ups and downs...
Sarah gtfo😂😂😂
I hate you 😂😂😂
Sarah 🤦♀️ 😂😂 noooooooo
Because a relationship with an elevator is another level
Commanda Bruda 🤦♀️ omg I laughed and cringed at this 😂😭
* car dies and it's soul goes to heaven * car: God, I was assaulted by a man for my entire life......
- God: 😶 I give up on humanity
Hahahahaha
😂😂
LMAO
I made your 666 likes into 667 lol.
@@Frxzyn NOOO
It’s “I’m in love with my car” to the next level.
The machine of a dream
Is it just me but when you’re sad you come to watch Daz right away
Me toooo
That car isn’t red, it’s just permanently blushing
Joel Metcalfe 😂
Joel Metcalfe it was funny, but the cars orange.
This man watches TopGear instead of Porn
Jess Strutt and shed and buried too
XD
*LMAOOOO*
I just imagine fapping to the cars on the show..mmkapwth0wlwpl
Car dealerships instead of strip clubs.
I love how Daz keeps trying to understand everything about the people during episodes like these.
3:26 “is it weird that I find this adorable? It is weird, it’s weird, it is.” 😭😭
Girlfriend dies
Daz: “Oh crap, bae’s gone.”
itskatie 1494 That’s unfortunate
Well oop...
6:49 “oh crap bae’s gone” 😂😂😂
TFJ 😂😂
*well that’s that she’s dead 😂*
TFJ I read this the minute he said that
Wrinkly Xylophone same
Wrinkly Xylophone yup
he fr listened to "I'm In Love With My Car" once and thought "i woke up and chose to be roger ;)"
bro like what does he do when the car has to be replaced
“He named his car chase”
Transformers: *cough cough*
*Transformers Rescue Bots* Chase: oh dear.. I do not consent.. chief Burns! I require some assistance
“MAN!¡ is he assuming the cars gender”
“Is it weird that I find this adorable”
“I need to put some whiskey in here” *drinks from his cup*
Jesus Christ daz 😂 all your damn videos make me laugh wtf
same
😂 same
Dudes hilarious
Heda. mp4 sAmE 😂
Heda. mp4 😂😂😂😂
"You like daddy steering you? Yeah? Want me to honk you? *honk* OHHH"😂😂😂😂😂 DAZ WHY 😂😂
Exa's Sanity that bit made me laugh so hard 😂😂
Ewan Mcloughlin Same😂😂😂
I feel threatened
Bumblebee but stronger I feel mentally Violated like everyone else who watched this man have a relationship with his car😂
He got dem nudes!
The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin'
Аnd the hubcaps all gleam
When I'm holding your wheel
Аll I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Oooh, it's like a disease, son
I'm in love with my car
Got a feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy-racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
Told my girl I'd have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburettor
So, she made tracks, saying
"This is the end now"
"Cars don't talk back"
"They're just four-wheeled friends, now"
When I'm holding your wheel
Аll I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen
To no run-of-the-mill talk jive
I'm in love with my car
(In love with my car, in love with my car)
Got a feel for my automobile
I'm in love with my car
(In love with my car, in love with my car)
String back gloves in my automo-love
9:54 ah yes the 5th graders in the back of the bus
“I don’t tell a lot of people”......*goes on national tv*😂😂
Worse, it goes on CZcams...
Ohnoooo😭😭😭😂😂😂
@@fairyblu6929 national tv is worse
A
@@jensentrap9823 no it isn’t, I’m almost positive yt is
Lightning McQueen has left the chat
Omg I'm wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you’ve made 3 comments
this comment deserves more recognition omg
Mater has entered the chat.
Imagine going into a parking lot and seeing someone doing the deed with there car engine 😭
took'im in love with my car' (roger taylor-queen) to a whole new level 💀💀
daz: i don’t think anything is weird anymore
daz, 4 minutes later: THiS Is FuCKiNg WEiRd
Madison Bennett 4:00
On the bright side.. at least it’s not a dog!
Lol
Grace Hines...OR A PAPAYA! 😂😝😂😝😂
-Belue- -Myst- nooo
Grace Hines TRUE
Grace Hines or a child!
LOL I LOVE THIS VID when he’s saying about driving with a friend and he says want me to honk you HONK BAHAHAHAH 😂so funny snd great
6:25 Daz: the cars like…honk me. 🤣 BRO IK THIS IS 5 YEARS OLD BUT IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW
REAL HAHA
this is what lightning mcqueen looks like now... feel old yet?
you’ve rUINED MY CHILDHOOD ARE YOU SORRY
allunah LMAOSOSBBW
I love the idea of the cameramen in this being like *"YEAH LET'S GET SOME MORE SHOTS OF HIM TONGUING THE STEERING WHEEL"*
Him: I love you baby
Car: “ honk honk” HELP ME
Daz: How- How do you- **had gestures** - why? You know what, I dont even want to know.... I dont wanna know.
***Aggressively slurping drink***
I bet his ex would be pissing themselves.
"Hey, what happened to your boyfriend?"
"He left me for his car"
Bahahahha hahaha 😭🤣
his ex would be his toaster
@@urmom-su6ge 😂😂😂
Hhhhhh
@@urmom-su6ge my god hahahahaha
“Man? IS HE ASSUMING THE CARS GENDER?!?!” I’m dead rn
Burning Beast how did you write the comment then?
He gay
Ivy Campos great grammar
Lightning McQueen has been real quiet since this came out 🤣
No one else makes me laugh as hard as Daz
I wonder if he sees the Cars 2 as hentai or something
*Ka-chow* 😉😂
CDT D McDiarmid 😂
Car garages are their strip club
My childhood RUINED
Delilah Harter XDDDDD
Not only in love with a car.. in love with a gay car?
I know. How lucky was he. Not just a car, but a gay one too. What are the chances I ask you.
DR4CO I don’t know if that makes it worse
But how do we know the car is gay? What if chase is really straight lol
hey it's 2019 🤷♀️
Yup😂
“I’ve got a feeling”
“NoooooOoooo”
😂😂
I don't know why, but I really want to see this guy sing I'm in love with my car with Queen.
Guy: *kisses car*
Corona: *haha, you have underestimated me*
LOL
That is 😆
EL REFAI Jude thx! This was honestly just for jokes😂😂
p e a c h y lololololololololol
I my god 🤣
imagine you're on your way home from a long day at work. you're exited to catch up on your favourite shows while drinking a glass of whiskey. and you look out the window and see a man, ass out, thrusting furiously into his car's tailpipe... i'd never sleep again
That would be horrifying. Honestly.
I locked my car in the garage then taped a gun to its side the next day I found the guy bare naked with 6 rounds in him
That just would have made me more sleep deprived than i already am-
That just would have made me more sleep deprived than i already am-
@@RoSyA- I can tell your so sleep deprived u wrote the same comment twice
The song I'm in love with my car has a whole new meaning now
has anyone ever noticed how daz pauses a vid just like a teacher litteraly on the play icon
😂😂litteraly kills me nah but when he does it hes✨ DAZZLING✨
" Hey! Honk me" 😂 I lost it
Xclusive HC me too 😂
Bruhhh😭💀
"I'm fascinated and disturbed at the same time." - Daz
Me: Same.
saw this right as he said that lol
4:18 that has me weakkkkk 🤣
Daz: (car interpretation) "Hey, honk me
👁👄👁"
lmao 🤣 🤣
When he leans over the fender I guess you could call him a fender bender
Because of ur pun... Ur now my sibling
@@naenae602 step siblings 😉
Certified01 oh god
OML LOVELY. TEN OUT OF TEN.
Lmfao omg u made my day
"Are u assuming the cars gender?"
"How does the car give consent?"
Can't consent without a nervous system.
It crashes into the sign that says stop
feminist daz
like how umm does it umm have babies Xd IDONT WANT TO KNOW LOL
I don't think people have mentioned enough how amazing his outro song is!!! I want a full version 😍
Honey, honey, he’s f*cking his car once again.
That’s what happend
I feel so bad for the people who had to film this
Just F'n Comics hahah yeh I know lol
and the people who had to edit it together
Well ig but it's not his fault he is attracted to a car or the camera people did this willingly so idc
Am I the only one who felt the car was silently screaming for help? 😂
Angie Gonzalez i am screaming for help but primus dosent hear me
Nope!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dying inside watching this while the car is screaming for help.
Angie Gonzalez - dead. i died. i’m dead
Lol
Angie Gonzalez I think we all were...xD
Who else loves when Daz just yells in your ears when you have headphones on?
I love daz he is so funny and I love his personality and I wish I could be so confident like him I wish I could meet daz
All I can think of is Queen's song "I'm in love with my car"
a machine of a dream
Same
It’s just a bit weird roger what exactly are you doing with that car 😂
Ellen Is Bored SUCH A CLEAN MACHINE
My first reaction 😊😊
the way he's kissing the car is making me uncomfortable
Gum Breaker leave the video
Logic
Same
I relate
Gum Breaker This video makes me feel uncomfortable.
Do we need a funeral when he crashes it 🤣
1:28 the car will honk for yes and honk twice for no, but of course he controls the honking.
“But how does the car give consent?”
Me: is that all we’re worried about right now 😅😂😂
@George Floyd 😂😂😂
@George Floyd --
Yes!
I think I know the exhaust pipe and u know
we stan consent in relationships with cars
I’m having déjà vu, I swear I’ve seen him react to this before!
Zion i am too i was so confused when I first saw what the title of the video was. Imma do a bit of searching
Julia T
Thx, tell me if you find anything!
Zion i didn't seem to find anything, sorry 😔. Maybe it's just a strong sense of deja vu? I get it all the time anyway
It was still nice talking to you Zion
Zion btw ur channel is very good and has a lot of potential! Why'd you stop uploading?
"does that feel good?"
"oh it doesn't it- I feel violated-" *physical chills*
The roommate couldn't fit under the car it would be like driving up a boat ramp 😂
Why did they put in sooooooo many clips of JUST him making out with his car and rubbing every inch of it????
Orange Julius For shock value!
Amy Andrews Sounds to me like they just couldn't get footage of anything else about his addiction instead of a constant make-out session
Orange Julius that is a addition kissing it maybe
Little Syzygy I know, but THAT much footage of ONLY that?
Orange Julius - I agree like the way he kisses it made me gag a numerous amount of times.
Would the kids be transformers ?
Av3ry Plays please dont go this route. Please for the love of primus
Av3ry Plays mind blown. So that's how transformers was made. 😂😂
:0
Av3ry Plays lol
Av3ry Plays ommgggg lmaoo I love this idea
I cant believe my life has gotten to the point that i am sitting in bed at 3 in the morning watching a man making out with a car named Chase
Daz, you should react to “My strange addiction” more often. Please. 😂
Olivia Nunes yes! 😂🙈
Is that show still airing
Olivia Nunes I agree
“I have a relationship with my car”
*almost every man in the world*
Roger Taylor is quacking.
Just A Potatwa IM IN LOVE WITH MY CARRRRRR
@@derpyscribbles4346 I GOT A FEEL, FOR MY AUTOMOBILE!
Lmfao
Uwu WHAT MEN DO YOU KNOW
Imagine if someone comes to rob your car but realises that your under the car lipsing its bumper💀💀💀
The neighbours just watching😂😂
honestly, I love how no one addressed that the man is in a gay relationship with a car. like, he chose the gender of the car. usually they make the cars girls and stuff but no this is CHASE and he's a HANDSOME MAN
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikr
“usually they make the cars girls” *USUALLY* hOW MANY CAR FUCKERS ARE THERE
@@starry7895 😂😂😂
starr y i am a car fucker and I make mine gender neutral 😤😤😤🤪🤪😎😎😎
"This man is sexually attracted to his car"
*Roger Taylor has entered the chat*
So, Roger. What's the sexiest part of a car?
@@ntfc551 *NoT tHe CoFfEe MaChiNe*
SHSHSJSGSJDGSGZ
Omg 😂😂 _I'm in love with my car_
@@n0t_matilda263 ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN
Daz Quotes
1."oh wow he actually got under that thing"
2."IS HE ASSUMING THE CAR'S GENDER?!"
3."How does the car give consent- that's what i want to know."
The true definition of a “car guy”
I- the amount of bug guts he must be licking off his car everyday 😭
🤢
that's what I was thinking ngl
or bird crap possibly
Or bird poop
☹️😩🤮🤢
"Heyy.... honk me ;)" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dylan / Shittyrama 😂😂😂
Daz thinking of the most dark things that could happen to the car
me; EXACTLY
Daz games: has left the media
*_God has exited the group chat_*
Kitteny14 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyday we stray farther from god
Me : *drinking a cup of milk*
Daz : what if he got in a car crash
Me: * thinking if the guy dies in the crash *
Daz: does the car die?
Me :* chokes on milk *
Ahahahh as long as it wasn't cow milk🥴
@@tamar4538 why...?
@Kim Taehyung you get milk from goats aswell
@Kim Taehyung army can be found everywhere 😂💜
@Kim Taehyung 😂😂 𝒐𝒐𝒇
“This is fuckin’ WEEEEEIRRDDDDD!”
Daz you’re killing me
Daz: I got a feeling nooooo
Me: dying with laughter
Person: where is your roommate
Roommate: oh he’s outside kissing the car
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I get what you mean in a funny way LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think the creepiest thing is just his voice when he talks to the car and the sound of him kissing the car. I don't know
Daz is so good at singing literally:)
Having a relationship with an elevator is on another level
6:26 *”Honk me”*
Had me laughing
What made me laugh was how does the car give consent?