Daz Watches I Love Elderly Women
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"Aw, they're on a date on the tram. Amazing since her generation probably *built it* !"- Daz
*W h e e z e*
you just copied someone elses comment lmao
That part got me, I had to pause and laughed for a good 5 minutes
RiP I didn't see someone else commented this, apologies.
easteria right, because out of the 686k people that watched this, there couldn't possibly be two people with the same thought process huh?
LazyGeekArtist don't apologize to that twat.
“Ah, they’re on a date on the tram; that’s amazing since her generation probably built it!”
*_WHEEZE_*
Oof shots fired!!!!!!😂
Oh, Applesauce 100th
Mia Trammell hello
i died at that point can't quit laghing
I laughed and cringed at the same time I heard that.
when she said “i felt a dripping down my leg” i had weetabix in my mouth🤢😭😭😭
And ThaTS on Un ApPetITe
That was the incontinence lol
Oh my god i would have vomited! 🤮🤣
Dude I almost barfed legit
…
Yeah that was the grossest thing I heard in the video i think, and there was a lot of gross things to choose from 🤢😷
They really took respecting the elderly to another level
"The man has slept with an entire retirement home..."
DAZ UR TEA, I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Blink
Just read this comment and he said it!!! Hahahah 🤣🤣 love when that happens
He liked ur comment!
Lily G. All I can do is clap 😂
I am dead with you comment @Lily G
“Prolly slept with the whole retirement home” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOO 😂
Thats like a strip club to him right
Haha
How many elderly women already scammed by him?!
Lol
"I love when its all dried out and stretched out-"
*somebody needs to take away your speaking privileges*
Old lady- "I make my own😏"
Daz-"YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM!!"
God...I felt like I don’t know...I loved my life before I saw this...I saw it and I want to die
Giggity eeeww
he called it he said is she knitting a condom lol xD
Weird Chicken I’ll do it for you 🤮
Zac Harkness we all literally watched the same video makes no sense why you wrote it
I work as a CNA at a nursing home... I find this particularly *DISTURBING*
Good luck going to work and not having weird traumatic thoughts
I hope you will feel better I'm disturbed t🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
I might sound stupid but what is a CNA?
@@kinggreg7690 me too
I *DONT* work as a CNA at a nursing home and I find this particularly disturbing..
"Considering that she spent her life setting for oil painting "🤣
Daz: " we've reacted the people on this channel who love animals" *Visibly Cringes*
Me: I felt that
Daz: *i need to be open minded*
*two minutes later*
Daz: *my mind is a prison,it’s a prison and it’s on LOCKDOWN*
KaylaFaith Spencer More like 30 secs later 😂😂
Jailbreak!!!
Not even 2 minutes more like 10 seconds
Emma Heart 10 seconds actually
More like 30 seconds
"I know they aren't hurting anyone..."
But they're hurting my eyes.
My mom and dad have a 12 year age difference, but this is too much...
@@lilliegreenleaf7709 I agree
@@lilliegreenleaf7709 my parents have a 8 year age gap
@@lilliegreenleaf7709 my best friend's mum's have a 25 difference
@@lilliegreenleaf7709 yessir at first when you think about that age difference when your young and you want a girlfriend when you hit 20 and the other ones like I don’t know 28 that’s not that bad
Imagine your 89 year old grandma dating someone that could be her grandson
Daz,you don’t need to apologise for being ill we all get it. Everyone gets sick honesty don’t worry 💖
“My mind is a prison, it’s a prison and
*ITS ON LOCKDOWN”*
That's my fucked up brain 24/7
So much for open minded
Molly Mae read that while he said that no joke
As he said that i read this commnet.
I read that as he said it 😂
When I saw that crotchless bodysuit I CHOKED
FXCKINGSTYLIK who didn’t
Me too
@@annakatrin8504 acutely
Same
I was sister SHOOKED
If your reading this after we’ve gotten out of lockdown, LUCKY YOU 😪😪
Yeah life is good in 2025 except for the chickens that taken over the world
I’m in America and no one cares about Covid 🅱️🅰️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️🅾️EY
@@hudsonberg-ws9gv honestly the majority of people here don't care, and I'm with them. It's just bojo prolonging unnecessary bs. But hey, we've been out of lockdown for a week now!
2 years after lock down--world is much better in a lot of ways and worse in some. But I'm happy
“DARLING IT’S NOT A PORK SAUSAGE” I AM SCREAMINGGG
First, he said "virus" and then he said "lockdown"
This guy is so ahead from all of us
Soooooooooo true !
Fr
Corona damn Dax knew
Abdi Issak daz*
I was just about to say!!!!
“I make my own.” I’m deceased💀
So is she 🤡
@@sunilgupta7911 she bout to be🤭💀
@@no_bitch 🤭🤭
Pls
She don’t what she does is try not to keel over and DIE
Surely it gets to a certain point agewise where it essentially could go from sex to necrophilia at any second....
7:20 killed me... "dear jesus christ" lmaoo
Who's that pokemon?
*ITS LINDA!*
Its low disk space!
*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!*
It's a hotel? Trivago
Gacha Vicky genius
Lol
Lol
That's how life works
Going to the nursing home must be like going to Disney world for them
UNDERATED 👏 FRICKING 👏 COMMENT 👏
Lmfao 🤣 yas
😂😂😂
Can we give Kimmy a medal xD Kimmy deserves one for this comment xD
😁🤣
That 92 year old woman was handling that whip a little TOO well…
I love how he says “ Love is a force to be reckoned with” while wearing a Star Wars t shirt
My appetite has left the chat
Mood
Same and mood
*a summoner has left the arena*
*God has left the chat*
Current mood
“Oh a selfie. Considering she spent most of her life sitting down for oil paintings, that must be new!”
SamuelPiece 500th like :D
That's what chandler said off friends
daz 2k18
frostiwon edits no. Chandler
💀💀💀
"I know they aren't hurting anyone..."
They're killing my eyes
These videos make me so happy. I’ve been watching Daz all night, since I’ve been up in so much pain from my shoulder surgery. His laugh eases the pain, he’s just an awesome guy
Much love to him ❤️👊
@ Justin Bay
Hey I know this comment is quite late but yeah I’ll still post it anyway so...
oh I’m so sorry to hear that you are in pain but I hope that your surgery went well and that you get better and have a fast great recovery after your surgery and I wish you the best 🦋🤗💖❤️
@@HaydenGrace_0810 Thankyou very much, that helps and means a lot 🥰
@@justinbay868 oh please no need to thank me and I’m so glad I could help 🌹🤗❤️🥰🦋
*"I was gonna get a subway...after this, I was gonna go-I was gonna go get a subway...I just don't-I can't do that now can I?...Can't do that."*
😂
Why do I always read these type of comments as it happens in the video😂😂😂😂
mIkAeL ik it always happens 😂
OMG I read this comment as he said it
*”The man has slept with an entire retirement home, by the sound of things”* Jesus Christ 😭😭
Angie Gonzalez Gosh dang it...I need to go to church
I'm hiding my grandma now
Tessa we got the same name lol
Tessa YOU BETTER DO THAT IF YOU LIVE IN PHILLY
Angie Gonzalez hmu
“My mind is an open book!”
Two seconds later
“My mind is a PRISON!!!”
At 8:03, I had the song in my head "Watch me whip; watch me naynay, watch me whip, whip, watch me naynay (Okay!) 🤣🤣
*granny cracks whip*
Me: *50 SHADES OF GREY HAIR*
*granny cracks whip*
me: *law and order: special victims unit*
OMG I started crying when I read this thx this has just made my day. 😂😂
Natasha Michaelis no, no, no lmfao!
Underrated comment lmao
5
Haa
“ugh, i’m too old to get back in a relationship now”
“don’t worry girl, I know some dudes”
THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE OFFICER
Get on the goddamn ground right now scumbag
You have been sentenced to 4 0 years in jail 🔫🔫
NO
@@crossplayed LOL
“Daz Predicts Coronavirus”
"Aw, a selfie, it must be different for her not sitting for an oil painting"
W h e e z e
*”... Amazing since her generation probably BUILT IIIITTT!!!”*
I DIED 💀
Edit: Whoa! Thank you all for the likes! I didn’t even see the popularity of this until a year later... Better late than never! 😂
Ikr
Amazing 😂😂😂
Yep 😂😂 same
i was looking for this comment
Some people get more likes than this in a day but alright.
Daz: I’ve got a virus.
Me: *Corona Virus?*
**Sees date**
*O H*
(Update ( 6th Feb 2021) : WHEN WILL THIS ISOLATION END?)
Same
•*Little Lullaby*• I thought the same thing and he said lockdown 😂😂
•*Little Lullaby*• THATS WHAG I THOIGHT TOO UAYAUA
That's exactly what I thought
Lollll meee
5:54 "we all have our favourite tea. Mines just not 90 years matured" LOL!! 😂😂😂
1:40
Dats what she said-
“ That woman is 77” me: No, THAT WOMAN is Michael Jackson.
He he
OW!!
yes 😂😭
*HeHee*
he he
I am meant to be sleeping but at 3:20 I laughed sooo loud I nearly died from laughing so much from this point I couldn't stop laughing
6:34 the person behind the camera must have been an older women judging the the way his downstairs area looks
“Since her generation probably BUILT IT”😭
I was scrolling through the comments and saw yours as soon as he said it XD
Daz: *talks about a virus*
Daz: *says his mind is on lockdown*
Me: *nervous sweating*
I’m 169😉😉😉
I’m 176
@@imnotmoth4249 only if it was 69th 😞
I'm the 307th like
I was the 400th
The amount of pain I feel from this one video alone is astronomical. The only relief I feel is when Daz laughs.
Man said "you make your own jam" 🤣🤣
imagine being the grandchild and seeing your granny say that kissing a 30 year old made her drip
NO NOT NANA!!!
NO GRANDMA..... NO
Nana noooooo
-Aleks. Ewwwwwwwww, same
*N O*
"WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HIS FINGER! STOP IT! ITS NOT A PORK SAUSAGE!"
I'm dead!!!😂😂😂
i was gonna like this but its at 666 and we need to keep this cursed comment like this xD
The fact that I live near the city of one of them makes me wanna cry ngl
Daz: I need to be opened minded
1 minute later
*MY MIND IS ON LOCK DOWN*
"He's just look so great"
Me: *no Marge, he looks like he could be your grandkid*
think ab it he could be her great great grandchild
Omg 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 I can't blame you for saying that!!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅🌟🤮🤢🤮👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳👩🦳🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓👵👵👵👵👵👵👵👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👨🥀🌡️🌡️🌡️🌡️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐆🐆🐆🐅🐅🐅☕☕☕☕🥂
@@silversamurai5233 I-
My grandmas name was marge... GRANNU
Or her Homey jk
“You don’t need that lube. I make my own.” I died 😂😂
I almost threw up
You mean you make your own JAM
YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM😂😂😂
.what is a loob
Alissa Taylori
your too innocent to know
When he said he was 31 and that Marge was 92 I looked at the wall wondering what the world has come to. Like God damn- it's a 61 year age gap like shouldn't that be illegal?
When I’m sad or mad I watch daz and it all changes ❤❤
*the couple riding the tram*
Daz: Aw, they’re on a date on the tram. Amazing since her generation *PROBABLY BUILT IT!*
I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
Lol
I died at that XD
Yes, he did say that
HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY
"Aww, they're on a date on the tram. Amazing, since her generation PROBABLY BUILT IT" I'm dead😂
I know so was I 😂😂
THAT WAS SO FUNNY OMG
I died inside when I realized this guy lives 45 minutes away restraining order coming he ain’t touching my grandma lmao
when I learned where he lived, I went, “OH GOD HE LIVES HERE” I don’t live in Pittsburg but I am in pa so I was like naur😭😭
“Ahh they’re on a date on the trams considering her generation probably built it!” 😂😂
“Is she knitting him a condom?! I hope so” had me balling 😂
i love condoms they are yummy
My volume was loud and my mum was just like what
Omg that had me laughing so much 😂😂
@@JoeyMoon The Fuck?!
Same!!
Daz: “I mean they aren’t hurting anyone”
Me: “THEY’RE HURTING MY EYES”
😂😂😂😂👍👍
THATS WHAT I SAID LIKE 4 MOTNHS AGO😁
THEY'RE HURTING MY FAITH
And my will to live
Sophie Brimble no u didn’t.....
I can't even..... I never thought I'd ever see this. A shiver just ran down my spine when she said, "I make my own" Help me ugh.
*"Man grandmas are nasty, why are they nasty?"* I can agree to that because I got so many war-like flashbacks of my Nana cleaning my face when I was little..
Daz: my mind is on LOCKDOWN
me watching in 2020: lol same
nice corona joke dude im laughing so goddamn hard
vstxtics__ 🙄
So true
Lol
Omg
Funny
"The man has slept with an entire retirement home" 😂😂😂
Daz 2 years ago: "I've been ill, like head to stomach ill"
Us then: Oh, that sucks
Us now: You've been W H A T
48 yr old mum : I heard you are dating a lovely woman!how old is she?
25 year old son: she is 72
“My mind is a prison my mind is on lock down!” Daz 2018
This is funny lol
Hahahaha lol
3:12 *"GOD **_DAMN!_** IS SHE KNITTING HIM A **_COMDOM?_** I HOPE SO!!!"*
@Sean Lewis LOL🤣😂
Susanne Rose *CAUSE WHY NOT MAN*
Susanne Rose because they are shouting it why are u so bothered for
Sophie May ikrr
There is a limit to a lot and THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE 😭
I think this is past the limit..
I’m literally watching this at work & trying to quiet laugh is so hard right now! 🤣😂
But just think that if that was an old man with a young girl then everyone would go
“ pedophile “
Or sugar daddy
Fact
Yes! That’s so right!!!
Is it possible for the younger one to be the pedophile...because in this case he kinda is lmao
Actually I think this is entirely false. It is completely normal to see an older guy with a younger girl.
“My mind is a prison-it’s a prison ON LOCKDOWN”😂😂😂 I cried
“Is she knitting him a condom, I hope so” I laughed so hard to point where I couldn’t breath and I was wheezing 😂😂😂
Daz: I know there not hurting anyone
Me: haha yes they are THERE BURNING MY EYES
“The first kiss was amazing I think I felt it running down my leg!”
Daz: 😐😑
Me: 🤣🤣🤣 **wheezes so hard***
She wet herself and had forgotten to put on her diapers
i couldnt breath rip me i did not survive this Vid
OMG made me gag...I'm happy for her, I'm sure she thinks about her late husband...God rest his soul! Hey life is short so have fun when you can, Peace!
@@marisstudio8253 hold on- just-
*AAARRRRRRMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Min Yoongles lol october is Jimin month get it
You know Daz is traumatised when he doesn’t even laugh at his own jokes
yes
4years later still got me crying laughing what a guy haha x
The “that didn’t happen I didn’t see that” legit made my sprite come out my nose and know it fckin hurts 💀🤚🏼😭 I’ve watch this video so many Damn times I never get tired of it
“My mind is a prison , it’s a prison and it’s on LOCKDOWN!”
😂👏🏻😂👏🏻😂
Hobiii🌞
Bro yes to comment and profile pic
Armyy
Sun.shinehoseok My best friend’s bias is Hobi. Mine is Jiminie. Also, that part was hilarious!! ARMY
AYYYYEEEE
To everyone who doesn't know about Daz's girlfriend:
Daz was married or dating (he puts "wife invideos but said he was only dating her) a lovely woman named Kate for a while and they had an adorable little girl called Sarah. Daz and Kate split up mutually, no one cheated and no one was abusive or unfair (to my knowledge which is none of our business) they just called it off for their own reasons which we don't need to know about.
Daz is now with another lovely woman called Em Harris and I am happy for them. Sarah is still seeing both parents and they are all happy other than people assuming things they shouldn't and things that don't need to matter to them. Just know that anything happening in Daz's life that he won't tell us is, again, none of our business and he doesn't have to tell us unless he wants to. Don't hate on Daz, don't hate on Kate, don't hate on Em and certainly don't hate or interrogate Sarah because all of that is wrong.
And Daz, I'm sorry people are still bringing it up, I wish only great things for you Kate, Sarah and Em. Xxx
Stevie Austen I’m happy for him :)))
How do you know so much?
@@catherinej1351 Daz posts it on Instagram and Twitter.
@@catherinej1351 There are pictures of him with Em, they've been saying how good looking they both are and there is a post of them kissing on Instagram. Also there is a video on his channel called "We broke up."
Daz and Kate were never married in the first place to get a divorce, Daz has mentioned it before in a livestream and Kate has said the same thing when she responded to a comment on her Instagram.
I’m eating subway right now😂........but I lost my appetite😑
Mission log: Hey Daz living in UK like u it's currently 3:22 am I made a cheese and ketchup sandwich as I wa hungry and put ur video on as I've been watching them all night due to not being able to sleep but watching this changed the taste of my sandwich to something no one could tell send help - sandwich man
“Ahh there on a date on the tram. Amazing since HER GENERATION PROBLY BUILT IT”
This has me laugh crying😂😂
with the image he show 🤣
I was dying that's hilarious 😂
They’re* but same
@@fireruby1882 actually it'd be their
I cry laughing in all of his vids tbh😂
i severely question the people in this world 😂
😂. There are some strange people out there.
This has nothing to do with this comment, but I love your pfp and username:))
You do notice you name is stray cheese, right?
Same
It's really hard not too
*I’m doing my exercise to this and I was trying to do push-ups and fell to the ground laughing*
I decided to watch this while eating chips.
And I regret eating chips while watching this.
I decided to watch this while eating a grilled cheese... nearly vomited with the crotchless dress thing.
YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM, THATS WHAT YOU MEANT RIGHT?
Mckenna bones02 Honestly that wasn’t better tho
When he yelled “NO, YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM!” I really laughed out loud 😂
Imagine that woman being your nan and you didn't know about any of this... until Daz reacts to it 😅 how do you even approach your nan about that?? 🤣
Omg...Im rolling at Daz reactions
When he said about the Grand Canyon I thought he was hinting at it being dry and dusty lol.
That too
Imagine being a waiter and waiting on what appears to be a grandmother and grandson and then they inform you it's their anniversary dinner.
peachcakes I choked
@@linzytakahashi91 💀💀💀
Ffs, NO!!! 😭
💀💀 I'd just quit..
right then and there...
Nope nope nope. I'm out 😣😣😣😳
0:06 Daz: I’ve been very ill with this strange virus.
Me: nervously shaking **sprays the screen**
Who is watching in 2021 and thinking he had COVID at the start 🤣😭
“This man slept with a whole retirement home” 😂
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Lol
Daz: "they're not hurting anyone I guess...."
Me: _"IT BURNS, MOTHER OF GOD IT BURNS"_
HAHAHA Sorry that is just the best 100000000000000000000000/10
This comment is underrated I-
"BALD, BALD BALD"
"MY EEYYYYEESSSSS"
MY CORNEAS! THEYRE BURNINGGGGGGGGGGG
It hurts my youth to watch this
I’m 13..