Daz Watches Woman Who Has Relationship With A Ghost
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- čas přidán 23. 12. 2018
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Daz1: "oh I'm feeling myself"
Daz2: "that came out wrong"
Daz1: "just imagine the views"
Daz2: "just shut up daz, shut up"
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes imagine the views
Me reading that as he says it.😁😁
Left brain right brain Daz-
Twice in real life
@@alexbrand8703 same
A ghost baby.... It's called a Fart 😂😂😂
Omgggg this is comment of the day!!!! Btw, we have the same second CZcams name😁
Hahahahhaha
😂😂
Its actually a Q U E E F
Satan's Wifi History my mom looks at me with pure disgust when I say that word lul
Demon: "I'm gonna kill you and eat your family"
Woman: "Yes Daddyyy!!!"
Demon: *shocked* "Nope." *moves on*
That's hilarious mate😂😂
🤣
God xD
You know you fucked up if you scare demons away 🤣
😛😍😀 here watching 🤢🌽 daddy ghost
Anyone else here in 2020 listening to him say “happy new year” and being like:
👁👄👁
Meeeeeeeeee
and where is the podcast??
Yes
*slowly raising hand* 👁👄👁✋
2020 is sh#t
the real question is,,,
*did the ghost give consent to dating her and wanting a baby*
-Jotaro Kujo- I sAY...
idk let's ask him
@@ChikoMontez I'll grab the ouiji board
No she's holding the ghost captive ... SHe MusT Be sTopPeD
We about to get on doctor Phil
I guess if he stops returning her calls...he'll have ghosted her...
Robyn Austin...Sooooo, all my dates are ghosts then? 🤔😂🤔
Epic pun
This comment is rlly underrated
Lol
Pun🤣
She’s basically justifying the fact that she has no boyfriend and taking it too far
The adult version of saying “I have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different school.”
lmfao
Lmao relatable
Meanwhile in a parallel universe, a ghost is getting booed by a bootuber for having a romantic relationship with a human being.
I luv dis
Poor ghost, demonic thingy that I will be friends with then break its dick.
BOOTUBER 😭😂
Girl: It's an emotional and physical presence.
Daz: It's called schizophrenia
hello fellow emo, nice seeing you here ♡
😓....... haven't you people ever heard of closing the damn door!🎵
Nice pfp
you've missed so many opportunities to call her ghost boyfriend her "boo"
Hehe
Oh damn he did
saying the word “boo” around a ghost is highly offensive and racist
omg ahahaha your so right
ikr hahahahahahahahahahaha
phantom pregnancy is a false pregnancy where women have symptoms but isnt actually pregnant. Thats what it said when i searched it up🤣🤣
@@rachmae4180 thats mental. Thanks for telling me in better detail. Its crazy how the body works. Its rlly sad tho
I’m glad you said that I thought it was that 😭😭😭
...
Kinda sad
Jepp, dogs can have it
yeah
"Its 2017, we can be whoever we want"
"Its 2018, we can be whoever we want"
"Its 2019, we can be whoever we want"
"Its 2020, the world is ending"
"Its 2021, nvm we good-"
"Its still 2021, and somehow this is worse than last year-"
"It's 2022, wtf is an 'Omicron'? Is that a Pokemon?"
Why you always lying?
why did the first three sentences make me feel so sad and nostalgic
July 2021: eH it's good but bad at the same time
Why you always lying
oh my god stop f***ing lying🎤😩
@NADINE KHATIB bet that lady found ned kelly in the bush
Plot Twist: Linda is a ghost. We have been watching this kind of story for months without realizing it.
69 likes
Chief Somar haha not anymore
Im not a ghost
talullah gardiner nooooo bitch they rekt it
All Linda’s are ghosts
WHO AGREES FOR LOW DISC SPACE MERCH!!!
Like if you agree xx
Edit:omg thanks for all the likes hope Daz sees this and thinks about it ❤️❤️
Yeeeeesssssssz. Yassssssssss
Yeess
Yasss
Yesss
He should so do it 😂😂
This girl really be living the sims life
I'M GONE 😂
👏🏻🤣
LMAO
I wheezed-
Host: "Okay sorry we're out of time".
Daz: SO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND.
I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY WATER
“DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD LET LINDA HAVE A HOLIDAY...pdfffft.....NO”-DAZ
LINDA DONT DO SOMETHING SO I DONT HAVE TO PAY YOU, BUT YOUR NOT GETTING A HOLIDAY LINDA!
how rude! **gives Linda million** There you go Linda! A gift from me! Go to the Bahamas! It's nice! Give me a call if you want more! (lol I'm feared Queen of my universe)
Mask and Cloak can I have some
@@killingeveedits8228 😂
"i saw a photo of nothing and i swiped right."
@Pop thesethi perfect timing😂
You look like the girl in the video which makes this comment even more fucking amazing
Honestly, that’s what every person who’s matched with me has done.
@@MrMadtv123 oh god no😂 im finna change my profile pic.
Imagine she's being catfished by a ghost because she never saw what it looked like
daz: does his intro.
subtitles:
mmm, Husker Tesla’s welcome but does games and another does watches
Lol i literally had the same thing with the subtitles 😅🤣😂
Lol 😂
😂😂😂😂
I had to for myself and it does say that owo
Same lmao
" _Phantom pregnancy is actually a real pregnancy...but you have a phantom inside you._ "
**Daz slowly sips tea**
That One RavelclawTM Lol, Daz Slowly Sipped His Tea While I Spit Mine Out
@@lemntea1969 I died laughing on my bed lmao
My girlfriend is a ghost too
because she doesn't exist.
-or did you Murder her?
O.o
What!!! I knew my boyfriend was cheating!
Haha ME!!
RedFox I
Forever alone
Man: Are you being touched by this ghost? Held? Kissed?
Woman: Sometimes
The saddest part isn’t that she’s in love with a ghost, it’s that a ghost landed somebody and I can’t get a text back-
Yep....
When they have a argument
Girl : I never see you anymore
Ghost : you never saw me in the 1st place I’m invisible
Lol
Omg haha😂😂
*Girl: Honey you home?*
*Ghost: Yes my boo*
Why? Just...why?😂😂
mynameislexi 95 lol
😂😂😂😂😂
👏👏👏👻
Im gonna default dance your dead body
"When my parents come...throw something at their head" "they'll love it"
I’m not kidding I’m watching this Christmas Eve 2020 exactly 2 years later
Christmas eve 2021
I guess throughout her entire relationship he was.....
Ghosting her
Im sorry ill go
Lol
HAH LOL
777th like np
And lol
local trash can shane dawson whooo💀
12:16
*We’re out of time*
Daz: “So is your boyfriend”😂
Shes still watin on him to possess that puss
BEYOND SAVAGE
BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND SAVAGE
BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND SAVAGE!!!
All I read is “BEYOND SAVAGE” 😂
“I had an amazing year”
me, in 2020: “ah..the old days..”
Daz: “Are you going to assume the ghosts identity? That’s not very 2018 of you.”
Me: That’s because it’s a 2021 thing 😂
When a ghost has a girlfriend and you’re still single
That hits hard😔
no no no, when a girl has a ghost-friend, that's fine......but when a ghost has a girlfriend, its rape........the girl, no matter how hard she struggles, the ghost will get what he wants............ghost-sex is rape............ROFL
and think about this........you die, and some girl claims that your ghost raped her, and then proceeds to slander your name openly
As single as a Pringle 🙃
Sheepy Puppy god dammit! 😂👌👏
I think that means you need to find yourself a ghost
“I saw a photo of nothing, and I swiped right “ IM DEADDDDDD
Dont say that, she might swipe right
😂😂😂😂
Don't die, she'll come after you next.
U just rejected a ghost on tinder
f l o r e n c e rip XD
"Let me feel myself"
Me instantly laughed befire he even realised what he said 😂😂😂
"Let me feel myself."
Me instantly laughing before he even realized what he said. 😂😂😂
@@redicated2528 grammar police 💀
A death no daz fan is prepared for:
When he fixes his computer 😭😭
Plot twist: Linda is a ghost
“There’s no one there there is no Linda”. Yes
@@bluestar1151 Are you trying to convince me or yourself?
@@Abejaved it’s something Daz said in one of his videos
I know this is a joke
But for those who don’t know Linda is Daz’s daughter
Edit: I don’t think He has a daughter named Linda, I think it’s a joke. He does have a daughter though, and I got confused because other people said Linda was his kid.
@@livvyyyyyyyyyyy no? Daz’s daughter is called Sarah.
do you think that she ever calls her boyfriend her _"boo???"_
Hah ha ha I found that funny
That was actually clever omlllll 😂😂
(0_0)
/( )\
/ \ GG
*I see what you did...*
*Good one.*
As soon as I saw this I sighed and then screamed
Daz: I've had such an amazing year...
2020: he he he no
Haha
*Crys in 2021* 😭
Daz: “Merry Christmas Eve”
Me: *is sitting here in my bathing suit about ready to go to a pool at the beginning of September in the middle of a pandemic*
6:01 Daz: “what you actually think I’d let Linda have a holiday”
Daz: “pfft no”
Daz: *goes to sip some tea*
lol I’m dying 😂😂
Someone should get Daz more disc space for Christmas
This comment is so under rated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LINDA,BOOK MORE DISC SPACE FOR DAZ
@@aimankhalid7195 it was ment to be a joke. So please do your research on sarcasm 😂 lol
That's a gift not even Santa can make XD
On it
honestly, my house is 120 years old and for a few weeks last summer, the ghost of a kind woman would come into my room and hug me when i cried. she even pulled a razor blade out of my hand once and stopped me hurting myself that night. this woman in the vid might not be crazy
"we're out of time"
"So is your boyfriend"
When I tell you I choked on my cereal-
is there anything scarier than ghosts?
_yes, low disk space_
Indeed
HYUCKFALLS ` absolutely scarier
ay fellow army
This is like really ARE YOU A STAY?
YOU FUCKING GENIUS
“ Okay we’re out of time ”
“ *So is your boyfriend* “
I choked on my pet chicken.
*likes own comment*
On my ice cream for me 😭😭🍦
i’m shaking s t o p t h i s m a d n e s s
- Just A Person -...You chocked on your pet chicken?!...Sooooo many questions 🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨...
You have a pet chicken?...well some people live on a farm...
Why are you choking on your pet chicken?! You'd have to have something in your throat to choke right?! 🤨🤔...
Are you saying you are "choking your chicken?" 🤔😒😂...
OR are you petting a chicken and you choked on something? 🤨...
I am sooo confused! Does what you said come from a meme or something? 🤔🤔🤔
-Belue- -Myst-
Alright you’re way too deep into this, you must be Shane undercover.
- Just A Person - why are U chocking in ur pet chicken if it’s ur pet
"If you are a spirit or a dementor please to section C" I'M SCREAMING I LOVE HARRY POTTER
"Oh wait lemme call my boyfriend-"
*pulls out ouija board*
“We’re out of time”
*so’s your boyfriend* I _DIED_
Same
So did he
frasierland LMFAO
R.I.P Newt
So ur her BOYFRIEND because ur dead O.o
Turn “Low disk space” to merchandise.
Omfg hell. Yes.
I would buy that
YES
PLEASE.
And he just did ;)
“HOWZ IT GOING DAZZLAHS WELCOME BACK TO DAZ GAMES ANOTHA DAZ WATCHES“ just hits the spot each time i watch your videos daz💙💙💙💙
Me trying to start my lawnmower 0:01
"So let's get on with today's video."
"gHoSts."
*low disc space*
😂😂😂😂😂
edit:: Thanks for the likes 😋💕❤️
Her: kissing air
Her friend: what are you doing?
Her:it's my boyfriend
Friend:(backs away and calls the police)
I crack up everytime Daz gives a look to the “Low disc space” on his computer. 🤣
“We’re outta time”
Daz-“So is ur boyfriend”
*DESTRUCTION 100*
I made this comment have 100 likes
@@killingeveedits8228 its been 2 months lol
@@suro9752 ok?
@@killingeveedits8228 oh shii wait i thought you tried to make your comment have 100 likes srry lol
@@suro9752 ah it’s ok lol easy mistake 🤣
"We're out of time"
Daz: and so is your boyfriend.
Ffs Daz 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Can’t have a Daz reacts without the classic “all jokes aside”
Daz: What is going on while i sleep??
The ghost: … Nothing that you can prove, big boy~
You can say she has found her BOO,
I imma just leave 😆
😂
Loner Girl 😂😂
Omg😂
Loner Girl ffs why do i find this so funny 😂😂😂😂😂👻👻
Lollllxx
Daz : *im afraid of nothing*
*except this one thing*
*l o w d i s k s p a c e*
*that thing scares me*
How does this Not have 1k+???
@@angel-og9ow idk haha lmfao thx
Ahh, I see you know memes...
*we shall unite together and rule the world...*
How does that sound?
Same
@@Liverpoollassie ikr
Daz:All I want for Christmas is.........DISK SPAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEE
Literally watching this on Christmas Eve
GOD DAMNIT LINDA GET THE DESK SPACE FIXED
The guy is probably thinking “I don’t get paid enough for this”.
Lmaoo
He gets paid enough
@@judekennedy6559 It was a joke ?
Eamonn
VioletFlower Msp
Laughing my ass off off
“We’re out of time”
“So is ur boyfriend”
IS CRAZYY
I love it when I watch a Daz Games video and an ad for online therapy pops up
Linda is like Low Disc Space- neither of them are useful to you- "LINDA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE DISC SPACE"
DUN DUN DUN DUUUN GHOST BABIES- GHOST BABIESSSS- DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNN BATMANNNN
🤣🤣🤣
'Bush' means home in Australia
She needs a Ghostbuster to bust some ghost balls
WTH 🤣
'If I was a ghost, I'd spook her' LMAO
if I was a ghost, I'd throw a tripod at my dads head
connor Same
I thought he said “spank”
LINDA I NEED TO GET MY EARS CHECKED
Who is Lmao is he a Chinese hacker
@@RPM.0102 Are you joking or serious?
So many things I can say about this
Her: has a ghost boyfriend
Gets a tv appearance
Me: has an addiction to Natasha Romanoff/Wanda maximoff/Valkyrie (mainly Nat tho sorry not sorry 💀🖐)
Gets therapy
Her: has a ghost boyfriend that she met in Aus
Me: SO THATS WHAT IVE BEEN DOING WRONG....
Her: gets a ghost boyfriend during a bush walk in Australia
Me: on a bush walk with my mum.... 👁👄👁
9:09 got me laughing too Daz 🤣
"it's called schizophrenia" 💀😂
That lady is me proving to my friends that i have a boyfriend
tornellá same😂😕
LOL WORD
Same but she is me trying to convince my mum that I have friends
me
“That’s so FrEAKY I LOVE it” 😂 I can’t even
Me watching this on Christmas 5 years later 🤣
So what are you going to name your baby...?
Danny phantom???
(Edit: H O W)
Why hasn't this gotten more likes?
Good one 🤙
Boo, cool name hah? Lol
Ouhhh
Lmao so true
Daz: just let me feel myself!
Mom walk in room
Me:
Mom:
Mom: Daz?
Me: Daz
Relatable
true
I told my dad about it and everyone something awkward happened on yt he says is it was again llol
The Aim Master can you English?
Charlotte-Anne no gwabllewawjg
Daz:“She thinks she’s going to have a phantom baby?”
Me: “🎶DUN DUN DUN NU NU NU HES A PHANTOM🎶”
Could you imagine sitting on a plane and looking over seeing them randomly kissing the air or holding nothing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So she’s trying to have Danny phantom as her son. Understandable
Jlopez240 Gaming LMAOOOO
He’s a phantom
Id have danny phantom as a hubby yaz
phantom baby is born:
"Push!"
*PHANTOM OF THE OPERA OVERTURE BLARES*
This is my favorite comment ever!!
Omfg the image in my head 😂
Laura Aylor IN SLEEP HE SAAAAAAANG TO ME; IN DREAMSSSS HE CAAAAAAAAAAME
@@professionalidiot5117 now that I think about it I guess he did 🤔
Hdhdksjfjs sorry
Also
THAT VOICE WHICHHH CALLLSS TO MEEE AND SPEAKS MY NAMEEEE
Officer Riya AND DO I DREAAAAAAM AGAINNN, FOR NOWWWWW I FINDDDDDD-
3:31 you're actually not wrong. I had delusions that I was psychic, speaking to and seeing ghosts before I was diagnosed and given proper medication.
Rewatching during quarantine pt 2... i would never get sick of tinder ghosts jokes
Lol, I can relate... my girlfriend is invisible aswell
Lmao 380 likes , thanks
mo cas you wouldn’t know her
She goes to another school
mo cas same my boyfriend
Same with my dad
padraig lydon / Me too! But my dad’s voice isn’t there either. I can’t hear him yelling at me anymore... strange...
@@spookytale2069 Did yours go to the shop to get cigarettes
News guy: Okay, well we’re out of time
Daz: so is your boyfriend
*_A G R E S S I V E L A U G H T E R_*
This was the funniest part of the video imo 😂😂
I love the way Ruth and eamonn are so serious and then Philip and holly just die laughing every minute 😂😂
DISK SPACE MERCH WOULD BE LIT 🔥
“I saw a photo of nothing and I swiped right.“
I‘M WHEEZING
jojoxoxo hahahahahaha 😂
Daz sipping tea from his mug before saying anything is iconic😂😂
I thought it said ironic 😂
I haven't watched this channel in a while, and it's good to be watching it again knowing you're one of the OG CZcamsrs with how much it has been altered. May you stand the test of time.
AT 0.32 THE PICTURE OF SIMON HOLDING HIS NOSE IM WHEEZING
"Perfect time of year to insult religion."
Ikr 😒👏😂😂😂
I love his humor.
"wants to make a family with a ghost" me- *sips tea*
Daz please never stop being you, and making videos. Because I love your videos so much man!
Can we just acknowledge how good daz impersonations are 😂 his David Attenborough, Siri, the computer plane thing, Trisha 😂, all his voices lmao he’s so good at them
“We’re out of time”
“So’s your boyfriend”
I CHOKED ON MY QUALITY STREET🤣IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣❤️
Christian ChimChim YASS CHIM CHIM... And IKR 😂
Army lol
Christian ChimChim ARMY💜💜💜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I choked on my own wheeze
Lady: *refers the ghost as a ‘he’*
Ghost: *”DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr?”*
Lol
It's crazy to think that lady could be lesbian and not even know it🤯💀
He’s a THEY
Lol but ghost have no gender anymore the ghost became IT
Ghost: IM a LeSBiaN BRUh!
Lady: ... wtf did you just say?
Daz is literally in my top 5 reasons to be alive. LOVE YOU DUDE
Crazy how I’m re-watching this on Christmas Eve 😂
That woman basically has a imaginary friend😂😂🤦🏼♀️
Edit: holy shit thx for 224 like😂👌🏼🤦🏼♀️
No it’s a imaginary BOYfriend
Imaginary boyfriend
I mean, I'd do the same thing to distract from the crippling loneliness.
A.J Sucks your profile pic is a ghost to me😂
Luna 5381 I made it like that😂👌🏼