Daz Watches How To Flirt At Highschool
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“Oh? Your pregnant with 15 babies? BOOM! I’M NOT!”
-Daz, 2018
Really. No one comments. Just silently agrees...
“FUCK YOU!!!! Back to video😂😂😂” -Daz 2018 now 2019
Of course he wouldn’t be pregnant
Eric Bennett yes I know
*FUCK U FUCK U*-daz black
How to flirt with a girl:
Step 1: Go up to a girl
Step 2: Make a vine reference
YOURE WELCOME
a guy did exactly this to me today...........
pick me up at 8 😂😂😂
If a guy or girl did that to me. I am their property from then on. They win.
SOOOO TRUE. The way to a woman’ heart.
It would work for me!
Kimberly: school dances
Daz: starring in one direction with war sounds in the back as a single tear drops down his face
😂😂
Poor Daz! Deserves more!
I really really like how Daz actually talks about hormones and periods and puberty not acting like its not real because I've barely seen people talk about it in youtube videos!So thank you daz for making boys and girls feel normal during highschool/middleschool
How to flirt at Highschool:
Step 1: *Don’t*
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Broo the maaaad laaaad 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg your prof pic killed me😂😂😂
I tried that option and now I'm single
Honnestly 😂😂
Just imagine Daz's old bullies watching his videos now being like, " damn I wish I was friends with him back in the day!"
Lol, they're so jealous for fame or they want attention too.
That is generally so true
Diamond spllo aye
it genuinely upsets me every time he says it because he’s such a nice guy and clearly doesn’t deserve it, i’m sure he never did anything wrong it was just the fact that he didn’t ‘fit in’
Ethan Marshall yeah, you're right
Daz: was good in drama
Really no surprise there. He just has the personality for it 😂 I love Daz so much literally watch him every day
“Oh I know awhhh poor daz… LOOK AT ME NOW BUSH”
You go daz show those haters
How to flirt:
Step one: go to A girl.
Step two: make A bad Pun.
Step three: see her walking up to her boyfriend
Step four: go home and cry alot.
S A M E
But ngl worst thing about being in a relationship
Is not being able to make single jokes
:')
Isn't that a poem?
How to flirt:
Step one: go to A girl.
Step two: make A bad Pun.
Step three: see her walking up to her boyfriend.
Step four: I'm already tracer
This is my one
Step one: go to the girl
Step two: ask her out
Step three: when she said no knock her out with a tranquilliser dart.
Step four: put the body in the trunk of your car
Step five: torture her.
Step six: ask her if she enjoyed her first date.
my life is just step four on repeat
How to flirt in high school if you are ugly
Step 1:don’t
Step 2:never do it
And step 3: if you do,may god be with you
I will be alone forever. But I will buy a pet husky dog and I will be happy.
@@quesofresco1655 you do that.
I aspire to have that little care in the world
I want a girlfriend and a dog. That’s it.
@@broseidon1658 hello
Holly Lorcroft
Hi.
I love Daz's anti-bully rants. I was bullied myself, so it makes me happy to see that the bullied thrive and the bullies wither by.
Daz needs to make a video where he tells funny stories from the past. The chair story had me in tears 😂
Why isn’t daz topping the charts? Because he’s one of the only youtubers who ain’t flexing, boasting, faking or lying. Dazzlers 4 Life fam
Probably because he ain’t flexing, boasting, faking or lying XD
MissMandy666 Good point 😅
Yesss
ikr he's awesome.
Har3x and David dobrik except he also kinda flexes too ig
“CATCH THEIR EYE (LITERALLY)”
Girl: *eye falls out*
Me: *catches eye*
Random guy in hallway: Nice catch bro!
😂 you just made my lockdown
😂😂😂😂
Elvin Toresen 😂
Exactly how it’s gonna go
This guy needs a medal
Daz:yeah yeah yeah I know..... *LOOK AT ME NOW BITCH!!NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO WATCH ME PLAY MEGADRIVE!!* best inspirational speech ever✨😭😭
Who in the hell would bully Daz?! He makes me laugh so hard and he looks like such a fun guy to hang around
He was probably different back then and he might have been chubby and emo
"Find it yourself, fat boy"
I feel really bad for laughing but the way Daz said it was just really funny to me
Don't worry I laughed too it was really funny
I do as well
I laughed
Bad Blue Moon
Same
Bad Blue Moon who wouldn’t laugh?😂
Rule #1: Don't flirt with a girl that's not into you.
Admiral Ackbar HOW TF AM I GOING TO FLIRT.
@@plkiara don't try to fuck her
It's a trap
Oh.
@@plkiara what do you mean, do you really not know how to flirt?
I was just trying to get through school and complete assignments, who has the energy for flirting? We were literal fetuses, like I just wanna play kickball and eat chips. 😂
Daz: "Theres girls you like"
Gay guys, Asexual people, and straight girls: 👁👄👁
Asexual people can still feel romantic attraction
@@lovergirl00001 yeah, idk where I was going with that- sorry if that offended you or anyone else
@@lovergirl00001 thats really really confusing. I was told they don't and know suddenly they do? So, they still have a small bit of atteaction left?
@@GreasySenpai asexual people don’t feel sexual attraction but they can still feel romantic attraction and if you do not feel romantic attraction you’re aromantic
@@GreasySenpai They feel romantic attraction but not sexual attraction. That's what I heard anyway's. Though some still have it, while other's don't. Hope that helps, It's really hard to retain some days.😅
Literally catch their eye...
Does she understand what literally means? Why do you need to *literally* catch their eye?!? Did someone rip it out and throw it at you?!? Is she supposed to be thankful you caught it and fall in love with you?!?!
XD Exactly.
Jiminie Mochi yes, this is exactly what she means 😂
I can just imagine Daz saying this and it makes me laugh xD
Hahaha
You use their eye to force them to date you. Just say you won t return it if they turn you down, works everytime.
Sure sex is great but have you ever gone through a Daz marathon then getting an upload notification? Satisfying.
peaxhyling this comment👀💀
peaxhyling this is it.
Lol yh
Hey army! 👋
@@skyesedits405 :p
Anyone else feel unbelievably happy when daz laughs at himself???
“I have no game” nobody has ever described my love life that accurately
*WATCHES IN CLASS WHILE STARING AT MY CRUSH*
Sounds like something I would do 😂
😂
Then Crush stares back and slaps him leaving only a bruise and a bloody nose, then a note saying fuck off u perve.
I'm_A_Ficus_ 27 SIT IN FRONT OR NEXT TO THEM
I'm_A_Ficus_ 27 so one eye is looking down at the phone and the other is looking at your crush...
If I had Daz as a friend in Highschool my depression would have left the chat
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I'll tell you this right now: When I stopped trying to flirt with girls and actively trying to get a girlfriend, and I just continued living my life and was just nice to people, a girl eventually fell in love with me and I fell in love with her. You might think it's hopeless, but trust me, you will find someone who loves spending time with you. And it might not be the person you expect it to be.
8:04- consistently smile.
“Your family has died”
😁😁😁
Daz talking about his highschool crush makes me genuinely happy haha
I was looking for this comment so long. I mean that was soooo cute but nobody mentioned it xD
◑ 3◐
These tips are like for people out of american high school movies😂
Exactly! 😂
Yup
Mhm
Amie Thulin RIGHT
Yup
We all know Kimberley's 15 kids be sitting on the couch watching Daz's videos everyday after school
HAHA
5:45 you made me laugh so hard I ruined my homework 😂
Way that ur dog ate it
“If you like laughing I’ll laugh you into bed” most British sentence ever🤣🤣
What about ‘if you want rain, we got rain, lots and lots of it’
Oh god now I read that over it sounds so wrong 😅
@@unidentified_user8653 *christian music stops*
@@GreasySenpai mhm.....😬
@@unidentified_user8653 hehe
I think we need a series called Daz’s Story Time.
Omg yasss good idea ( ^ω^ )
Dude this is amazing
👏
He'll yah
We really do I bet he has some good stories to tell😂
i was laughing so loud and hard when he explained the story about his crush and the chairs. legit the only youtuber that can make me laugh out loud
Daz: Has a huge venting session while we listen in
Everyone: Prepping for a manhunt of his childhood bullies
"what world is she living in?" she's living in the attractive person world, what a world that must be
Soph ina moooooooodddd
She's an American who probably hasn't seen how miserable us Brits are 😂😂
Wish I new that world... Damn
When you have social anxiety doing any of the stuff she suggested seems impossible😂😂
*can relate*
Agreed
r/relatable
So true lol
YEAH SOMEONE THE SAME AS ME
Bro with the borrowing thing
A girl that i hated in 6th grade turned around looked at my desk and said....
“OOH!!! CAN I HAVE THAT WHITE ERASER”
...she took it before i said anything...
I haven’t seen it to this day
List of things she stole include:
-eraser
-pencil
-erasable pen
-clip
-A WHOLE STACK OF STICKY NOTES
-etc.
Oof 😣
I will LOVE seeing Daz old crush watching this like “That’s me😳”
If u ask someone to study with u they’ll just say “omg u actually study hahaha! I’m off to smoke some weed”😂😂😂😂
yess
Ikr
guilty
Yessir
I think you’re on weed after that comment
"Find it yourself fat boy" I died 😭😭😭
SAME
Me too😂 that girl was ruude man
Daz is a great person
Why would you not want to be friends with him
I am a fat boi 😭 😂
Daz’s little anecdotes throughout this video are world class 😂
Can we appreciate that Daz is comfortable talking about somewhat cringe moments in his secondary school time? He manages to keep laughing and putting a smile on his face and mine, even when he is talking about things that I would have trouble saying. Keep up that good work😊
Random dude in school: looks at me for 0.01 seconds
My friends: OmG hE ToAtALLy LiKeS yOu!
🥺
I did that once but she the girl I glanced over said Stop staring at meeee!
Ikr I’m like “it’s called eyes people look-“
No. 0.00001 milliseconds
I love the Namjoon picture you have in your profile 🌸
Daz:If you like funny,I’ll laugh you into bed.
dead 💀😂
SoftBoi Ash creepy, read this as he said it... 😂
Creepy/funny/weird bro this guys more hillarious
Lol hahaHA
SAMEE3
Shit joke
"I'd put her in my locker." If I had thought of it, I would have made that my senior quote
go off dazzzz 10:40
Daz has been uploading so frequently....we dazzlers are so well fed
peaxhyling Is YES IM NEVER GOING TO GET FULL OF HIS CONTENT !
Nice profile picture 😉
Hoi army 😉
Ikr
ARMY... also yaaaaaaaaass
My eye contact is legit a death stare 😂😂😂
Those were the Days i’m also a limelight 💓
SAMEEEE
Going full разпутин death stare on their dead ass
Not sure I qualify as having a death stare, but if you interrupt me while I'm focused on something, I might accidentally look like I'll kill you in the next few seconds ;D
me lol
2:34 awww daz i think ur beautiful! :3
The last story is gold! Poor Daz...
Yeah, a guy came up to me and said, “I like your hair” and anime sprinted down the hallway. This was 8th grade
Edit: we started dating at the very beginning of freshman year in September and we’ve been dating ever since 🙃
Wtf
Savanna Lemler did you get therapy
Marry him
Lol
@Jade LeBaron nobody asked for a life story
Kinda weird that she’s telling high school kids to act sexy.
Fr low key
It’s what they act like tho
0-0
? High school: 7 - 12 we are going through puberty how do you expect us to not
@@NearPanther92 f*ck off
12:34 I LOVE THIS
I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANNA PASS OFF HIS CRUSH TO THE NEXT PERSON-- I WOULDA DONE THE SAME THING🤣🤣🤣
*This is a try not to laugh video.*
Mich'ele.heitz all of his videos are😂😂❤️
Mich'ele.heitz I failed 😂😂😂
👌
Even without Daz lol
I failed
‘I looked like an insect’
‘ZAPPPP’ 😂 you’re so so so funny I can’t even 😂
Bro how could people bully daz? He’s like the funniest man on CZcams like dayum. Look at him now haters.
Omg I LOVE Daz's story's ❤️✨
"And if I came up to her she might think I'm an insect" I'm ded 😂😂
Bruh XD
Am I the only girl her?
Your ded wow never heard of that
How to flirt in highschool
Sit in front of your crush
Crush: *opens locker*
Me: _oh hey watcha doin here_
Haha0hhahahahah
lool
Lmaoooo fr i just ask stupid questions 💀
for me
crush: *opens locker*
me, inside the locker: *hello there, señorita*
Omg I can’t stop laughing at this thank you
PROLONGED EYE CONTACT ~Prolonged eye contact~ PROLONGED EYE CONTACT
This is my favorite video that you have ever made! My favorite part was when Daz asked "how do you look approachable?", and his reaction after that made me die laughing!! Omg! I shared that with my family and now they all watch you Daz, we love you❤
*what world is she living in, a nice one apparently* 😂
TheLittleWaterMellon I read this as he said that😂
TheLittleWaterMellon can’t relate
Because she’s a pretty blonde lol
Omg I didn't know this got so many likes 😂 thanks 😂
Your eyebrows have so much potential
AGREED
lol
James Charles : "LOVE THAT"
Their like vikkstar’s but not fucking caterpillars
😂😂
She really just made an entire Disney movie in one video
To be honest i have no fucking clue why Daz got bullied, he has such a funny personality, he respects others opinions and just in general, if you black, muslim, hispanic etc', or if ur gay, bi, trans, pan, asexual etc'. The way people judge others by looks and not personality is wrong, Daz doesnt. Daz is such an amazing guy, idk why he got bullied or why they judge him! This man has my respect
i actually followed all of her tips last year. he told me that he likes me as a sister (he’s 2 years older than me) I JUST GOT SISTERZONED THANKS KIMBERLY
ryan - shister
Good job sister Ryan
ryan- •
SAME I FOLLOWED HER TIPS AND DID YOU KNOW WHAT I GET BACK A NOTE SAYING "Sorry but I just see you as my annoying little sister but hey do you think you can do me a solid and see if your friend Khloe is single" First off I'm not the annoying one secondly how dare you break my heart then ask me to see if my best friend is single LIKE WTF THANKS KIMBERLY
you're welcome lol
New Challenge: any video you watch can you spot an army profile.
I swear were all subbed to the same people
Her: sit beside her in class
Me does it
Friends: SYMP SYMP SYMP
*Simp
It's simp but lol
Next step is shag her in an alleyway
@@adam-hv_1954 o_O
Oya• Oya ay yo I didn’t say no’in bro
Whoever bullied Daz just know looks don’t change success and look at him now. He has a very good channel , and he is very funny. Most of the stories Daz talks about that happened to him has happened to me. So Daz I hope this makes you happy:D
To: Daz, your videos always make me laugh. Thanks for bringing joy to my endlessly dark void of existence.
I can’t believe people bullied daz, he has such and amazing personality and is so fun and funny! Anyone who bullied daz: LOOK AT HIM NOW!!!
Probably wasn't back then
I mean I think he was a goth back then and being an emo kid I know that people think of you as weird and automatically hate you lmao
@@veryspec1161 if people made fun of him being over weight then they deserve to be alone forever. That is fucking horrible.
@@Rednova08 Damn, that's dark
@@nyanpaul8819 sorry, it's just something that people used to try and bully me about years back. Kind of sets me off I apologize.
God, popular girls really do live in their own little world.... sends shivers down my spine 😒
Yup
Body aching all the time
@@fabianrostedt3351 goodbye, everybody
Mini Movie Nerd i've got to go
prettydongmin gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Daz we love you rn I’m being bullied in school and watching your videos make me so happy ❤❤❤❤❤
Thx Daz you always make my life better thank you 😊
Yeah thats right i hope your high school bullies are watching
Fuck yeeeeeahhhh
If i fucked up the grammar in that sentence i'm sorry
Yes! Everyone like this coment so it's at too for them bullies! Lmao I'm so dumb
Chris Trasa yaasssssss
Bullies*
Channels name: Ask Kimberly
Daz's HS crush: KIMBERLY
Coincidence? I think not!
Omg why is this comment so underrated
That is what I was thinking about😂
Omg 😂
da da da da*high note* da da
@@arblt0 so was I
I’m actually dying of laughter right now. I have just started to watch this video and at 1:16 after daz said “ it’s comes out like” a vinted ad came up 😂
His chair story was so precious, if a guy did that with me I would've died lol
“daz does not dance”
- Daz.
People get hurt when daz dances 😂😂
“daz does not dance”
- Daz (who does not dance)
“There’s something wrong with me”
I feel attacked
You are genuinely the only CZcams that actually makes me laugh so hard you make me feel so much happier 🥰
Im crying tears of joy from how amazing this is :))
Daz don't feel bad about yourself your beautiful
*you’re
He’s a sexy beast
captain skelly you’re
U better be female or ur gay
Obsidian Man wouldn’t matter either way
when she said to literally catch their eyes i thought LITERALLY like grab it out of their head what is wrong with me
Jade Ashlea I thought the same thing
loll
Same XD
Wait that's not how you do it?....wtf do I do with the eyeball?
SAME XDDDDDDDDDDD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Whoever bullied Daz needs to look at him now, with millions of fans and a whole famous CZcams channel!
He’s the only CZcamsr who can actually make me laugh
It was the same with the girl that liked me, I gave her pens and at the end of the year I didn’t have any pens left
🤣
I did the same thing with my mates, half my coloured pencils were snapped 😂😂
😂
I was the girl to steal everyones pens and papers with the answers 😂
Well you do have one big Pen at least
"id put her IN my locker" 😂
Y did u put the comment twice?
I read this immediately after he said that. HOW?!
daz: my crush's name was kimberly
also daz: *watches "ask kimberly"*
everyone: oh yeah, its all comeing together.
I'm so happy I get a chance to watch your videos everyday, always make me laugh and smile, thanks so much Daz! ^^
Daz: unless you’re popular. And cute.
Me: *haha no*
Me: *Ha you thought*
Popular and cute, hmmm.
Yeah nope, not me.
I'm just soo popular no girls like me🤣🤣:how does it make any sence
@@leohighfield2302 Maybe your just so popular that girls are scared that you won't like them? Or that because you are so popular you have a high standard? I dunno, I am just a girl who looks like a potato...
I must have a yee yee ass haircut
Daz: do you know where is this room is
Vicky: find it yourself fat boy
Lol
Felt that
That’s so rude lol
That reminds me of a meme about a boy saying “what do you care, weather boy?” LMAO!!!
Lol
I love hearing the wonderful tales of Daz, they're always drop dead hilarious
Daz has the most darling smile 🥰🥰
"Hey, you. What do you think of dIIIiCccCCk?"
Dead
That made me laugh so hard
I died after that
Greatest quote ever
"Show interest in what your crush loves."
Me: *cOuGh CoUgH* So [crush's name] you watch Daz Black?
That's so me 😂
Best reactions of all time keep it up
Daz should do like a “storytime with daz” it would be absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂