Daz I just went back to this video after a long time and at 6:31 I spit out my drink all over the table. Thank you for being this entertaining even after almost 4 years.
As an Australian, for anyone who doesn’t know: When they said “I’ll call 000” they were referring to 911 or 999 but because they’re in Australia they have a different number.
This whole video is fantastic just as I remembered, but I’d forgotten about Daz’s impression of the man waking up and saying he’ll call the police, which completely killed me.
@@baratholomewpew7399 This ladies and gentleman, is a prime example of what i call "being so insecure that one must flex that he can abuse substances to seem cool", a very very serious medical condition.
I’m actually going through a lot right now and times events half but you’ve kept me entertained and happy thank you so much Daz love your videos keep doing what you’re doing 👍 ❤️
i don’t think ive laughed so much in a long time this killed me lmao also definitely australia the accents, the nature, all of it was aussie. didn’t even realise but it’s 000 as well which is our emergency hotline lol
8k likes, 30 views...... dazzlers we officially broke youtube!
I saw that and I thought my phone was broken
i was just gonna comment that
Daz Games 9k likes and 30 views
sooo it's not just me!!! lmaooo
Daz your the best!!!! Your reactions are the best
"Nice cows."
"Thanks mate."
"Wanna do some weed?"
THIS IS THE BEST LMFAO
safiaa true true 😂
BigDawggamer 12:40
I was the 666th like on this comment
Yes!!!!! XD
safiaa I died
"Hey, babe."
* sits as far away from him as possible *
Accurate
Ikr! 😂😂😂
*Goes to The Moon*
Dixie Lee me
*Sits the in the gap between her hairline and eyebrow*
2024 anyone?
yuuuup
Been binge watching all the daz watches over and over
Me
Yep 👍
Helou
It’s like my father always said, “Don’t smoke grass, or I’ll beat your ass.”
My mom once said "if you can't hang it kick it". (She didn't realize she said that until after and now I've always repeated it to her🗿)
@@elloitzmeppl3675 What does that mean?
Girl: having a psychotic breakdown
Daz: throw some holy water on her
But that would burn tho...
Exactly as I read this comment he said that
@@user-fj9qs6ek9u poor demon. I'll pray for it.
666 likes-
Hi 714 Nice
Well we all learned a lesson here ,don't do garlic kids
What about vampires
But it’s to addictive
Fine! MUM GET THE ONIONS
get the herbs
@Lay Z ;-; sounds NoIcE
As an Aussie, I cannot describe how proud I am of the bogans and magpies coming together and creating this artwork.
'' These kids are like 1,doing drugs , playing pool.DAMMIT THAT'S SO COOL"
-daz
Daz Logic: every kid under 18 is literally 1 (02:22)
Right?!😂
FOR REAL LMFAO😂😂
@Warner Freve nah
Every kid over 18 is 2 then UvU
So I'm not 10 I'm 1 well F school whoohoo
“Dude wtf is wrong with Sasha?”
This killed me 😂
Army💜
mgrand792 am I the only one who said that forehead?
mgrand792 💜💜
Everything
Same😂
“They just owned her arse...now she’s got a pocket full of grass” is a quote to be remembered
Girl fully has a psychotic breakdown because she’s high. And her wonderful boyfriend says “we’re over lmao”
“Nice cows.”
“Thanks mate.”
“What some..uhm..weed?”
Best daz pick up line
Daz: *wheeze*
yea bro
girl: "oh hey, babe." *sits 20 feet away from bf*
Making room for Jesus
She already knew about the social distancing thing years before the existence of the virus😂
@@seungmins_blue_hoodie6651 LMAO
Nathan Paquet LMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂
I love your pfp
When its 3 am and you laugh at daz then you hear your parents coming down the hall
Fr
“Noice cows, ya want some uh weed?” Bro that line literally killed me 💀
“What are you doing boys?”
Daz: “I don’t know fucking swimming”
It is a pool after all
🇷🇺😎🇸🇾
That fucking killed me
That part is iconic as hell.
@@echo3841 why did i laugh sm at that
Girl: *-literally shaking to death-*
Guy appears outta nowhere: *I’m gonna call the police*
Bruh, THATS LEGIT NPC BEHAVIOR
He looked like my soccer coach too and it freaked me out for a second.
@@thatonealphabarney6226 LMAOOOO THE FACT YOURE RIGHT 💀
“nice cows”
“want some weed”
@@thatonealphabarney6226 fr💀✋🏼
13:12 he is trying to sell weed to the fucking cows” 😂😂😂
Daz I just went back to this video after a long time and at 6:31 I spit out my drink all over the table. Thank you for being this entertaining even after almost 4 years.
STOP EATING YOUR....
SALTY NATURAL CRISPS!!!!!!!
"you want some drugs mate?"
"no i play video games to escape my reality..."
That is me...
Me
*mY* reality
ryzelz same tho 😂
I got SAO vibes from reading this comment. LMAO I have trash taste in anime. Please don’t hate me.😂
As an Australian, for anyone who doesn’t know:
When they said
“I’ll call 000” they were referring to 911 or 999 but because they’re in Australia they have a different number.
Even in 2024, this is my favourite Daz video
Have you seen "addiction to being furniture"? 😅
“Nice cows want some weed”
“No”
“Your cows can have some too” I can’t that made me die 😂😭
Nice cows.......want some weed?
Lmao
Same
I died when he said "nah they are on a different type of weed"
Man’s smoked too much of his own supply before going to door-to-door dealing 😂
the fact that i'm Australian and live near this town scares me..
☠️
They made this video because you kept doing drugs
Where is this town?
Levi Benzie u tryna get this kids address you creep?
omg what state is it in? I’m in QLD
This whole video is fantastic just as I remembered, but I’d forgotten about Daz’s impression of the man waking up and saying he’ll call the police, which completely killed me.
“I have video games to escape from my reality” relatable
This video: The reason why kids are stereotyped as idiots.
nice comment want some weed
@@glock50round50 Dam how old is it lol (I'm not buying it)
I don't do drugs
These 12yr olds search history is probably "how do drug dealers act"
@Trent Mage with instructions from acting class too
lmao.
Mines not I’m 12 yet I have access to buy lsd and narcotics and shrooms and what not
@@baratholomewpew7399 This ladies and gentleman, is a prime example of what i call "being so insecure that one must flex that he can abuse substances to seem cool", a very very serious medical condition.
There’s no way they’re 12 lol
@scottcgaming im 12 too and I agree.
8:48 I don't know why, but this really got me. Daz's change in expression is hilarious
Watching this at 5 am as I’m so so ill but daz always put the smile on my face thanks daz ❤️👍
Girl having a psychotic break down
Daz: Throw Holy water
lol🤣
I think u mean holy WATTAH
(Sprays can of air )
The PAWA of Christ compells youu!
“You don’t break up with a girl on text, she’ll go off on you, she’ll find you”
she'd throw you off the roof😂
Lillian OConnell he talks from experience.. tell no one 😂😂😂
Lillian OConnell OMG DO YOU WATCH RIVERDALE TOO! I’M A BIG FAN OF BUGHEAD.
That happened to me, I wish he would've just told me in person. It was on valentines day to -.-
Lillian OConnell if it was a good relationship, then She will know where you live 😂 😂 🤣
I come back to this video, and the anti bullying one, every now and again and it never gets old😂
I’m actually going through a lot right now and times events half but you’ve kept me entertained and happy thank you so much Daz love your videos keep doing what you’re doing 👍 ❤️
The boy: Mark Mark Mark?
Daz: he shook him 3 times,he’s dead.
Now I’m dead
* shakes you 3 times to make sure *
yup.
I thought he was giving him a massage😂
Can we all just acknowledge the fact that they were smiling the whole time.
Facts✨
@@rahilanoreen5065 🧢
@@rahilanoreen5065 why do we need too know? (Just asking btw no hate)
@@rahilanoreen5065 no hate but why did u put (I’m British)
@@huskybraines1459 it would sound weird if he just said “in it”
Watching Daz videos back to back AGAIN and the best advice Daz gives is to REHEARSE!
The person who played the drug dealer reminds me of towlie from South Park when he asks the main characters if they want to do drugs with him 😂😂😂😂
*"I'll poot heem een the reecovree poseesheen."*
Sammy Morphew Welcome to Australia. Speak like us or fuck off aye
Kiddin
Someone: gets shot in the head
Drug dealer: want some weed
Loool
This the funniest shit ever
Lmao
Btw weed is not a drug
Actually it is
Can we just appreciate how much effort daz puts in for us he is so funny thoughhhh 😂😂😂😭😭😭
THE HIGH COW IMPRESSION I CANT😂😂😂😂😂
Anti-drug girls : “I’d rather smell like Justin beiber”
Me: “doesn’t Justin beiber smoke weed”
Its *bieber*
He gets it from California
@@syd-thesciencekid 😂
@@myballsareichy5013 naw it’s beaver 😂
Yes
*Barges into room*
“WANT TO SMOKE SOME WEED WITH ME?”
Yass
Anonymous 101 wtf
*nO tHanKs I’d RatHEr SmeLL LikE JuStiN BiEBer*
fuck yeah bro
Anonymous 101 ur profile pic is fabulous
i don’t think ive laughed so much in a long time this killed me lmao
also definitely australia the accents, the nature, all of it was aussie. didn’t even realise but it’s 000 as well which is our emergency hotline lol
The girl: "What are we gonna do?"
Daz: "I don't know, just drinking some more fucking beer ."
Has me dying 😂💀
“Dude wtf is wrong with Sasha 🥴”
she got some weed from the cow
@@glock50round50 the cows are pAraNoiD aS sHiT
arghhhhh
@@lollipopsaresweets7307 ha
🥔
🥔
“Walk away from drugs!”
Walks away from you
me: wait a second
LMFAOO
I’m a drug I guess :/
Bro I literally love Daz. He is like my father figure. He is so funny.
pov its 2024
"Nice cows... you want some weed?" DEAD 😂😂😂
Oh yeah I’d love to take a hit of your *GARLIC* 😂
Mia WDW Phan id like a hit of that *GARLIC BREAD*
YO CAN I GET SOME OF THAT GARLIC u know bc i got the fam they all fat 😅
Mia WDW Phan LOL 😂
Daz, you murdered me with this one, that was hilarious
Quick tip: DON'T drink ANYTHING when watching daz. You will laugh too hard.
4:21
"ill put him in the recovery position!"
"ill call triple zero and get him an ambulance!"
"and we will do fuckall."
that killed me. 😂😂
One second off 4:20.
You, sir/ma'am/whatever you wanna be called,
missed by a second.
have a good day :D
(Edit: got rid of the p after the ':D')
@@kitsuna9561 thanks mate you too!
Triple zero is a taxi company where I live so when they say “call triple zero” my brain just goes “hello triple zero would you like a taxi”
That part is great.
Innit
“Nice cows”
“Thanks mate”
“Want some weed?”
*Conversation 101*
Gone Girl Avakin 😂
Gone Girl Avakin lessss play Avakin lmao
Nice comment copying
😂🤪
Are we not going to Acknowledge how big that girls forehead was
Daz, the red object in the background of the living room in the laundry was a fire blanket. and thanks for brightening my day.
Ugh I hate it when am walking my cows and the a drug delear comes up to me out of thin air and ask me for some weed
2:54 when he said “what is that” I thought he was talking about the girlfriend 😂😂😂
ha ha same
σlινια'ѕ иσσк no really what was that
You did FIONA WRONG SHREK.
σlινια'ѕ иσσк ha same
Me too eye brows
Car salesman *slaps roof of car*
"This baby's nice but how about some weed!"
and chill 😂😂 yessss
and chill they probably don’t want to take the weed
*"Nice cows.. do you want some weed?"*
The best line *EVER*
I have decided that i will be pulling an allnighter to rewatch all of Daz's videos. Wish me luck
Good luck
Fun fact: Drug dealers are like 12 year old kids who chill at car dealerships
A shouty man my dealer is 29
Hello youtube woah too much info
A shouty man it’s a joke lol
HI IM A SHOUTY MAN
A shouty man 🤥
*In Australian accents*
Dude: "Nice cows"
Other dude: "Thanks mate"
Dude: "Want some weed?"
IM DYING😂😂
As an Australian, I'm both appalled but also crying 😭😭
I just found your channel! One of the funniest videos I've seen in a while.🤣
I literally just fell off my chair laughing after the cow impression. 🤣
who wrote this script...
“nice cows mate”
“do you want some weed”
Nice cows
.
.
.
Want some weed?
*Daz contemplating life*
see this is why i love watching your channel, not just because your'e stupidly funny, but because you actually have some sense to you
Aww Daz ur videos are top dollar. I love them, they never fail to make me laugh.
Daz: "Why is everybody laughing?"
Me: ***literally screaming and suffocating from laughter***
Sameee
same lmfao
Same
AHHHH i remember watching this 4 years ago, i just came back to say hi daz! Ur the funniest, ever
As a proud Aussie I remember watching this masterpiece for school and it was the best thing ever. 😂😂😂😂
I love how Daz sees clearly adolescent 13-17 year old kids and says “they’re like 1”
I do this my kids get so pissed 🤣
I was like 1 too back when he filmed this video XD would've been offended , but as an 18 year old as of now , I can just : * laughs in adult*
"I play video games to escape my reality ".......honestly same dude 😂😂😂😂😂
The world's greatest galaxy panda 124 doubt it
Honestly when I watch your videos I feel joy
Don't do Cocaine guys.You'll end up like them.😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He's barely taller than the car... Is he thinking about driving it? He's 1!"
😂😂😂😂
I bought shoes from a drug dealer
I don’t know what he laced them with
But I been trippin all day
Alienator1234 hahaha good one, thats a knee slapper that one
That's a great joke if I ever heard one.
Hehe
Nice stolen joke
👽👽👽👽
just wanna say watched this like 10
times never gets old
This is amazing keep up the good work daz
"No. I play video games to escape reality"
Same bro same
So being a Game Dev makes me somehow a drugproducer now? Damn, what have I done :(
“Throw f***ing holy water on her!” 😂 I’m dying
Dean see this dude I’d fucking hilarious
its 2022 and daz still makes me laugh
your humour is just 😭
i can't stop laughing when i watch your videos
The girl: and she had to change her shoes
Oh my god she had to change her shoes
AHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE
cleo omg they were roommates..
He tried to sell weed to cows 😂😂 I'm dying
literally everyone is ignoring how he voice cracked and just continued.
I love daz 😆
1 of my absolute favourite daz videos
Daz: “looks at 17 year olds” These kids are 1!!
Also daz: “watches pageant” these kids are like 2
I HAVE 2 LIKES! IMMA A POPULAR FAMOUS DANCER ACTOR AND A PICTURE MAN
@@andrewtatetopg6869 Oscar awards, Paramount, 20th century fox, etc
Those definitely weren't 17 year olds
@@dukedashwolfgg2283 you didn’t get the joke
@@dukedashwolfgg2283 I wasn’t talking about the people in the video but daz
Holy fuck I cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Daz your commentary on cringe videos has given me a new reason to live 😂😂
"Nice cows, you want some weed?"
"No, I want those mushrooms under that cow pie" 😂😂
Daz: oh ,well. I shook him 3 times and he didn’t get up.HE DEAD
😂
Omg the cow impression killed my soul
ARMY
You know it @Jin’s Wife
Nice profile pic... Want some weed?
miss carrot lol 😂
@@matschpatsch8679 WHEEZe
12:58 he’s getting desperate to sell drugs.
Daz fr always makes me smile
“Nice cows”
“Thanks”
Long pause
“Want some weed?”
“No thanks”
“The cows could have some too”
“No, they’re on a different kind of weed”
Me: WTF!?!
We are watching videos that are old gang
Regular grass
I can see the cows having a blunt in his mouth the next morning red eyes
Mr Sprite oof
Like, normal grass you get it right?