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I literally died laughing when he stared at the guy for like 10 seconds and then just smack them with a gift 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I think we all did 🤣🤣
Me too 😂😂
I literally can’t stop replaying that bit 💀😂😂😂
Nicki L. Me too😂😂😂😂
Lol same🤣🤣
*”baby your a f-“*
Katy: *goes flying*
Daz: 𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃
Ye XDD
🤣
I couldn’t stop laughing
Fucking love it 🤣😂🤣😂
That was so funny XDXDXDXD
Daz: oo can I light the candle
Daz 2 seconds later: *thats not a candle*
Lol 😂
Daz: “I don’t hit women”
Also Daz: Continuously hits Katy Perry 😂
😢😂
“I didn’t touch her. I just stroke he face a little.” - Daz, 2020
Harold Yaga 🤣 ommgg
as well as "Baby you're a firework- OH MY GOD"
@@ena_the_raccoon this video was made in 2020
“can i light a candle”
*lights bomb*
“that’s not a candle-“
*it was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up*
@@bizzah6524 😂
Am I the only one who got remembered of those coyote and Bird cartoon?😂
Destiny you mean Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner? 😊
Olivia Sloane *THATS THE CARTOON*
(6:58)
"Baby you're a fire-"
Katy gets blown up and flys off the roof
" *OH MY GOD* "
10:24 guy in the blue looked like he was trying to cast a spell on daz
✨jazz hands✨😭😭
“Wait, that’s not a candle-“
*Famous last words*
My favourite part 😂😂
Lana Xx lol
Rhett and link who ?
Lana Xx I actually lost it
@@videogamesonly7544 same lmao
Daz: I don't hit women
Daz two minutes later: literally throws Katy off a building
It was suicide ^-^
spelt katie wrong
@@lillymason7905 nah it “Katy” for “Katy Perry”
@@lillymason7905 Well no, Katie can be spelled in other ways, like I go by the name and spelling Katy.
yeah
No one:
Daz:*destroys bar*
Also Daz:"why is it closed for repairs?"
Daz: Just gonna light a candle.
Also Daz: "THATS NOT A CANDLE"
“Is that a candle?”
*lights the ‘candle’*
“Wait, thats not a candle-“
*bomb explodes*
Lol
😂
I was litarly dying when that happend😂
Same 😂😂😂😭
Daz: "Let's light a candle!"
*ssss*
Daz: "That's not a candle..."
*EXPLODES*
Ayyy fellow Sasha
@@sashaiscalledsasha 🥳🥳twinny😂💖
Katy literally became the firework at this point 😂😂
5:02
"Oh hey, can I light a candle?"
"Oh, well that's not a candle"
*explosion*
I LOST IT when "katy" fell of the roof XDD I literally was crying of laughter
SAME LMAO
Ikr same😂
Same lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
SAME XD
SAAAAMEEEE
*katy goes flying over the balcony* me: do you ever feel like a plastic bag...
Underrated
THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN
and the fact that she was blown off by a firework makes it even more funny
Love ur sense of comedy🤣🔥
Lamo
Daz: I don't hit women
Also Daz: *Punches the bartender for simply talking* 😂😂😂
“Can I light a candle?”
*Sizzle*
“That’s not a candle-“
I was crying at that part
Lollllllllll
5:03
Yeah that was funny xD
Who else started DYING WHEN HE WAPED THE MAN WITH A Present and then Katy Perry Went Flying!
Daniella Acorn me 😭😂
Me it so funny
Me
Idk bro I’m kinda more interested when he was tussling with Derek Morgan in the first scene
I DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO YET AND IM DYING JUST READING THIS 😂
6:57 the way the rag dolled off that building has me weak lmfao
Daz : Y’know Katy, this is for you
no matter how many times i watch this, i cannot get over
"thats not a candle..."
I can’t get over him blasting his idol off the roof
@@iplaygames1228 same 😂
Daz: Singing firework
**Katy Perry flying in the distance**
She’s a plastic bag drifting through the wind
Luke Scarfe WANTED TO START AGAIN😂
Alexus Dunn Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
@@Eva-spe like a house of cards one blow from caving in
I love ur name and pfp IM A HUGE STRANGER THINGS FAN AND ALEXEI IS MY FAVORITE
Daz: I no longer fancy Katy Perry, Do you wanna know why? *pulls a crab from behind Katy Perry lookalike* she’s got crabs!! 😂🤣 11:38
Daz you always crack me right up that I hurt my stomach from laughing so hard and much! Thanks for cheering me up after losing my aunt! 😊
9:34 I'm dead😭😭😭😭
6:23 THIS WHOLE MOMENT AND THE PAUSE BEFORE HE SLAPS HIM WITH THE PRESENT WHY IS IT SO FUNNY
6:36
Ik 😂
I STRAIGHT UP DIED LMAOO
And Katy flying off the roof 😭😭😭
AND WHEN HE CAME BACK-
When “Katie Perry” launched that made me laugh so hard 😂 literally the best thing I’ve seen all day 😆
R S 😂
SAMEEEE
I know 🤣 😂
I’m still laughing HAAAAAA HHHHAAAAAAA
Pml
Daz: (punches bartender)
also Daz: She was saying boring things, ok?
OMG THE GUY DID THE CHRISSY CRUMBLE 💀💀
*katy perry flys off roof due to firework”
Katy Perry: “do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind”
@Ava Bjorkman lol
Ava Bjorkman vos baby your a firework come and let you colours burst
CUZ BABY YOUR A FIIIIIREEEEEEWORRRKKKKK
oh my shit
@@Karina-wh4qy I love u
I can’t get over when daz pause for a second and was like: “that’s not a candle...”
ME TOO WHEN HE REALIZED “HE DONE FUCKED UP” 😂😂😂
Hahahah
I LITERALLY COULDNT BREATHE WHEN HE SAID THAT
@{•Baby Bunny•}yessss fattlykawa😌✨
Yesss Haikyuu 👁👁✨
Other you tubers: I’m the best,
Daz: hold my fish
no matter what year or month this was made, it’s still makes me cry my eyes out with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mom: “Why don’t you play with the neighbour’s kid?”
The neighbour’s kid: 7:48
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT U SHOULD BE FAMOUS
LOL
The neighbor's kid: 8:06
LOL OMG LMAO AM DED
LMFAOOO
Daz: breaks the entire bar
Daz: WHY IS IT CLOSED FOR REPAIRS
So funny
That's so great! Lol
Uhhh hello
The “YOU CANT JUDGE ME” at 1:07 killed me
6:27 the way he just smacks him with a gift and says "you don't need him" is just the best funny cute moment of my life lmao
6:59 she just went flying like a bird, she even dance LMFAO omg is just soo funny
7:50 is he dancing XD 8:02 LMAOOOO HE JUST SMACK HIM
8:26 HAHA OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT WE ALL NEED HIM AT OUR WEDDING
8:44 I'M GAYYYY~
10:37 bro, you are pro at aiming like the girl just- XD
I DIED laughing when Katy Perry plummeted off of the roof top and Daz was like: 👁👄👁
Daz was like 😱
So did Katy
Breh I’m latterly crying 😂🤣😂🤣
Same
SAME
"CuZ bAbY yOu'Re A fIrE wOrK!"
Katy Perry: *Goes flying*
Me: haha, she turned into a fire work
She turned into the plastic bag
what’s the thing called that was on his head and he was holding?
Daz:aaaahhhh
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
LMAO
Daz:oh my god what are you doing?!.
some random dude:*legit just dieing*
Daz:that needs to be a tiktok dance TODAY.
Daz:"Baby your a firewor-
Katy Perry:Literally becomes one
4:19 she does the chicken dance lol XD
“Can I light the candle?”
“That’s not a candle..............”
AHHHHHHH
That killed me 😂
Timestap?
@@loser3587 5:05
@@geminiismeh1012 thx
I was dying when Daz hit him with the present
The way he paused and hit him is so funny
Ikr I'm crying rn 🤣🤣
LMAOOO IKR
XD
Ikr
Frr bro I haven't laughed this hard in so long bruh 💀
Guy:*talks*
Daz:*stares**smacks*
Guy: *spawns again*
Daz: NO ONE CARE
Daz's face when Katy fell off the building was priceless 😂😂
“That’s not a candle” that had me dead 💀
Daz: *hits bartender*
Daz: Hey, hey, hey... She was saying boring things, alright
😂😂😂😂😂
omg lol so true x
babe can you text me on insta 😣
Daz: baby your a firewor-
Katy: *gets thrown off building*
Daz: OH MY GOD!
0:02 not even 2 seconds into the video and im already laughing 😂
daz: *smashes the entire bar up*
also daz: “whY’s iT cLOsEd fOr rEpAiRS?”
👁👄👁👍🏻
wonder why 😹
XD
“bAbY yOuR a FiRe-“
“OH MY GODT”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Danskere?
06:57😂🤣
The fact that me and Daz said “OH MY GODT” at the same time when we saw Katie getting blown off the roof 😀😩
Soooo funny I laughed so hard when he said “I’ll have you” 😂😂😂😂 daz is my fav CZcamsr and made me laugh when Katie Perry fell of the roof 😂😂😂
“Thats not a candle”
‘At this moment he knew
*He f-ked up* “
"I once bankrupted a fortune 500 company because Mark Cuban said I didn't have the balls to"
Long pause...
*daz smacks him into the next ice age*
ILR
IKR
I started laughing so hard when that happened
Yes I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that part 😂
I really pissed myself when he slid back into convo immediately after tho😂
“Hits bartender” Excuse: She was saying boring things😂
LMAOO 😂
As I saw your comment he said that 🤣🤣
Lol
bro the way katie flew off of the balcony had me. 7:33 had me dying
09:34
Daz: “Put Your Hand Down!” 😂😂
I died when he lights the “candle” and then just says ‘that’s not a candle.” With a serious look in his face literally dyinnggggg
Daz: throws Katie off rooftop
Me: *do you ever feel like a plastic bag*
Drifting through the rain
Wanting to start again..
Do you ever feel
Like a house of cards
one blow from cavin' in?
7:47 this part had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂
No matter how sad I am, one of daz's videos always make me cry laughing
Daz: “baby I’m a fire…”
“Katy falls off balcony”
do u ever feel like a plastic bag flowing through the rain was my immediate response
gives a whole new meaning to the song
OMG
Okay
Daz: IS SHE GOOD!?!?!
*Woman folded up in the corner like a dead spider, impaled by a baseball bat* 👁👄👁
That is the most funniest comment ever i literary started crying with laughter really hard
I’m going to take that as a maybe
I started dying when he put the pot on the mans head and said "Alright tin man!" He never fails to make me laugh !
8:09 when he said that, I almost died😂
“Your security is sh*t love” he says whilst throwing him over the counter
Hi
Tegan Bickmore 😑
Me: Why is Daz standing?
Daz: you're probably wondering why im standing up...
Edit: Sorry guys, I can't spell.
You’re*
Lol
We have the same colour - orange 🍊 yay
*you’re
Zakk Pierce color*
11:54 i cant..😭😭
1:52 Trevor from gta just casually there
Katy took “drifting to the wind.” To a whole nother level
LMAO PLS💀
LMFAOOOOO STOP
WHEN HE BLEW HER OFF THE BALCONY I STARTED CRYING-
Same here.
Hi I am your biggest fan I love you so much you’re the best CZcams forever like I’m a kid no
The best part is that HE LITERALLY SANG BABY IM A FIREEEWORRRKKK BEOFRE HER FLYING
SAME 😂
Same
6:29
The way daz hit him with. The president 🤣
Daz: Blows Katy off of a roof with a firework
Katy: Cos baby I’m a firework 🎶
Dong
“It’s 10 in the evening”
Dong
“It’s the BBC news”
dong
Oh it’s broken
Oisin Casey 😂😂oh no
Daz “I know what you want Katy , you want a firework”
Me : “ this isn’t gonna end well”
*daz lights firework*
Daz : “cOs BabY yoUrE a fIreWoR- .. OH MY GOD!!
Me : “daz this is why you don’t get invited to parties 💅”
I think its "daz 👏 this 👏 is 👏 why 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 get 👏 invited👏to 👏 parties 👏"
Omg this is perfect 👌🏻🤣🤣
XD
shaban ramzan the clap after every word 🤣🤣🤣
Daz:Everything i touch turns to dust
Shigaraki:Welcome to my world
6:25
daz "utter silence "
2 secs later hits someone on the head
I lost it when Daz said “Dearly beloved-“ and the bride and groom went flying 😂😂💀
Best part, honestly😂😂
Yep same
Same
😂😂
I legit cried when that guy was talking and daz was staring at him and just stood there for three seconds and than hit him with a present 🤣 and was like "You don't need him Katy you only need me."
Same!
i died hen i saw this!
That part is hilarious! That and when the bride goes flying over the roof and he's just like :O
agree
And then he randomly revives in front of Daz 😂😂😂
Thank you Daz for making me cry with laughter and not being able to breathe...can't see the screen now for the tears, that was absolutely hilarious 😂 😂 🤣😂🤣
Daz destroys everything
"Why is it under repair "
Daz: “Baby your a fiiireeee”
*katie Levels the chat*
Daz: OH MY GOD!
I DIED 💀🤣
Young.
Levels?
Bro was just casually like “That’s not a candle”😭
My fav part was: “Thats not a candle......”
Ethan Donaldson same💀
Haaa that my fav part to(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Same
😎🤏🏻
💀🕶🤏🏻
@Beanie c: 5:07
Daz: destroys everything in the bar
Also Daz: why is it closed for repairs
Lol, exactly! The first time that happened to me I was so proud, lol!
That's literally what I js said LOL
6:53 I laughed so hard when he said “CAUSE BAB- OMG!”
4:53 “it is the in the evening, this is the bbc news”
Daz: “Hey, hey, hey! She was saying boring things, ok?”
Security Guards about to give him a beating: “Understandable, have a great day.”
He died and c
Edited the vid and then cut that part out
YOUR SO RIGHT LOL🤣😆😂
omg stap xD
Your so funny
This video is legendary. So many funny moments 😂😂
Staright levle coming down bench wear 😂 😂😂😂😂
(Thorws the man of the roof)
I haven’t laughed this hard in years 💀
Same
Same there's no funny content anymore except from daz
Ikr
I don’t normally say innit but I think it’s appropriate for this 😂😂
My chest and tummy and head hurts from laughing
"I once cured the shingles, and then I realized I can make more money NOT curing shingles. Ahanghh" The dialogue is amazing😂😂😂
8:00 he really said “crissy crumble” 😂
Baby you're a fire-
Katy literally being a firework and being blown off the building
8:30
Daz: “Katy run! Get away”
Also Daz: *smacks Katy with arm and knocks her out*
classic xDD
He legitimately backhanded Katie Perry
Dazz is the best
Daz: Hits the bar tender
Daz 1 second later: "Hey, hey, hey. She was saying boring things."
(had me dead)
Daz: Cuz baby you're a firew-
Katy: **Literally flies off the balcony**
Daz: OHH MY GOD-