GRANDMOTHER SIMULATOR
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“THE BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER”
*i lost it*
I'm actually crying from violently laughing so hard
IKRRRRRRRR💀
SAME my body hurts from laughing so much
Ikr
DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like a psychopath for laughing about a baby getting kicked out of the house and flying out the window....
Same here
Lesbian shiba r u by any chance lesbian cause i am and its pretty hard for me and i just wanted some support
Me too lmao
Don’t we all
ik i did the exact same thing
Daz: "On NAN i know you like your tea !"
Grandma : *dies*
Me: *pissing myself laughing for 10 minutes straight*
5:38 “THE BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER”
That had me die laughing 🤣
"SHE FLEW IN NEXT DOOR"
Ikr
Marsw
“Welcome back and today we are a grandma” 😂😂 not even a minute in and im laughing
That's Daz for ya
30 Mins ago
Lol
Play it Again
Not even 10 seconds to be presised
“HELLO GRANDMA!”
*Boots the baby across the hallway*
Need that heritage money
ELLO GRANDMA
h-
YOU ARE DEAD
*and out the window*
*GO LONG*
I like how you just throwed the teapot straight at her face that was amazing
3:54-4:11 I had a laugh attack, then went on life support 💀
to be fair I laughed the whole time
Same 😂
“Why is my grandmother invisible?” Sounds like a name for a Disney Channel original movie
Is it gonna be nearly as bad as invisible sister? Or honey I shrunk the kids
technically it wouldn’t be original but anyway lmfao.
@@kiranicole4329 honey I shrunk the kids is iconic
@@kyrahickman7384 iconic but horrible
“Oh nan, I know you like your tea”
- *throws kettle at nan’s face* -
No one:
Me: NAN DON'T FORGET TO BUY DAZ'S MERCH (throws kettle) HA!
Isabelle Fonseca That was my first thought 😂😂
I feel like if Todoroki pissed off Bakugo that’s what would happen lol
That killed me 😂
*teapot
I've been depressed and this just made me laugh so much thank you daz
"Jumping on my nan, jumping on my nan" never thought I'd hear that sentence in my life
😆
Daz: “na- WHATS SHE DOIN”
Nan: *becomes possessed and crawls on walls*
Eloise Imrie I lost it at that part 😂😂
Zebra Zoe SAME AHAHAHA
I am in bed not allowed on my phone. Pretty sure i woke uo the whole neighbor hood when that part came up
I lost it I feel out of my bed 😂😂
*"THE ----- WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER"*
"She's gonna be the first grandmother on Mars"
I can't
every single time he says that i say it with him its hilarious
I almost died that part
I chocked on my Hello Panda cookies XD
Just say bitch?
@@delskalimbacovers289 some people prefer not to swear
Daz: enough of this vase throwing bullshit
Also daz: **grabs vase and throws it at grandmother**
(6:27 roughly)
5:25 had us all in tears.
“Oh nan, I know u like tea”
*throws kettle at nan’s face*
I’m dead 🇬🇧 😂😂
You mean teatle
Yes, the tea brewing facility is my favourite object in the kitchen lol
@@Maxten6 in the UK we call it a kettle
“ JESUS CHRIST SHE WENT SOUTH OF THE WINTER”
“ JESUS THIS PLACE IS POSSESED”
pause at 5:37 and that's me when I shit my pants hahahah XD
Tikok ruined those amazing words
@@wheatusdeatus669 😭🤣🤣 I am crying 3:54 is what killed me when she slithered 😭🤣
🤣🤢🤮🤣
"JESUS CHRIST...THE BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER"
8:13 grandma knows Karate
I literally couldn't breathe through parts of this. I needed my inhaler. 😂😂
When the grandma went flying up the wall i fell of my chair laughing- i was actually sobbing😂😭 daz please do another one...-
jimochi TaesGucci SAME DAZ’S REACTION MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER 😂😂
YASSSS!!!
YH
PLEASE
😂😂😂, when he call her an old bitch, and when he throw something at her and make her fall down the stairs, and when he said she fell over outside 😂😂😂😂😂
“She’s dead. She’s dead now”
My parents every time they come home and the dishes aren’t done.
we have the same name 🥺🥺❤️
The way the grandma just flung out the window 😂😂 im on the floor literally laughing 😂😂
i lost it when the grandma was acting possessed and watching dazs reaction 😭
“She kicked me out of the house literally” SHE BISH SLAPPED YOU
yeeeeeeet
Merissa Urie she kicked him
Roblox Rebecca 😂😂Ik
Merissa Urie now are you laughing at my username or the fact that she kicked him?
Roblox Rebecca no offense I didn’t even notice the user name or care.. I was laughing at the comment.....
Ha!
“NANS ON THE RAMPAGE” imagine how terrifying a group of grandmothers running ( fast walking ) at you would be
If I see a chancleta in the hands
I’m running 100000mph
There's an episode of Mighty Boosh called Nanageddon that's pretty much that 😅
Daz: How's it going Dazzlers?
Subtitles: Oscar does less but does games.
Imagine a old lady lands in your yard and then just casually gets up dust off and says “excuse me I just need to kick my grandson down a hallway and put a window on the second floor”
“She’s going to be the first grandma on mars” I LOST IT 😂
as he said it i noticed her in the background lol
Same and when she was glitching and she slithered killed me 😂😂😂😂
"Oh god my ballz are shrivelled"
Who is watching this in 2021
I have seen this video so many times I cant not laugh Daz I love you XDDDD
“She kicked me out the house LITERALLY” 😂
Edit:omg thank you all for so many likes!! 💓
that was so funny 😂😂
@@cindyb.6837 IKR😂
omg i- was shocked that THE GRAN KICKED THE BABY OUT TO SOUTH KOREA
“Oh nanny. Nanny darling” 🤣😂🤣.
Sounds so evil.
Daz's british accent makes his videos 99% better
“THE BTCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER” omg
That’s my most favorite line from this video 😂
IKRRRT OMGGG
Omg I was laughing soooo hard 😳😑😁😂
Lmao
kookielover 23 niether 😂
Grandma boots baby downstairs, Daz whispers under his breath “stupid nan thinking she can do all her tasks..”
4:55 you can actually kick an infant through a window it's just illegal
Ikr lol I'm skyla
Daz is so amazing I was very mentally unstable and I watched one of Daz's vids and I have never smiled so much in my life he has gotten me out of a very dark stage in life and I'm so glad that you are on this planet, Daz if you are seeing this I love you so much (no homo) you have helped so many people get out of very dark places and I am one of them so thank you very much💕
“OH MY GOD... SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE LITERALLY!!!”
XD
XD
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE 😭😭
He really said: ಠOಠ
btw you spelled you're wrong
"she doesn't even look old , she just look hard done by"🤣
Daz is a truly iconic youtuber
I wish I could watch this for the first time again 😭😭
Daz: ‘IM TWITCHING OUT’
Me watching the grandma do the splits on the ceiling: 👁👄👁
oh to see without my eyes
hahaha ur mom (•̀ᴗ•́)و
It literally made me crack up!
4:05
THE BITCH FLEW SOUTHWEST
“Oh gosh....that’s a face only a mum could love” 😂
Cough, cough Jason Voorhees , cough, cough
Daz:SHE HIT ME LIKE A FOOTBALL! Me:WHAT?!?!
WHEN THE GRANDMA WAS FLYING IN THE ROOF I LAUGHED SO MUCH
"I've just pierced her heart, how is she alive?!"
The words my fake friends say..
r/I'm 14 and this is deep
Mine too
Are you okay bruh 🥺
Same 😭
I had one but I've cut her out of my life good riddance 👋🏻
"WHAT SHE DOING.... OH MY GOD THIS PLACE IS POSSESSED" i laughed so hard that i could breathe😂😂😂😂
Not trying to b annoyed or rude but u put could not couldent sorry for correcting u
When u spell couldn’t
Call me Ellie when u spell couldn’t wrong
@@elliebennice1234 you can't even spell
Same.
funniest bits:
*"she kicked me out the house!!! LITERALLY!!!"*
*nan gets kettle thrown at face and back of hed*
*"BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!!!!"*
BRO THESE BITS MAD ME WHEEZE WITH LAUGHTER AT 23:02PM
XDDDDDDD
I can’t stop laughing 😭😭 Daz please do another one 😭
“NaN wHAt u DOinG on ThE CeiLInG !!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂I legit can’t
‘Edit - omg thanks for all the likes🥺🖤’
Thats thw part i broke out of laughing
The possession,
You can tell she’s ceiling gang
Mr. ReeRee CS yeah what a disappointment... FLOOR GANG OUH
I lost it at that part too - when she tazers the kid on the ceiling 😂
"I just pierced her heart how is she not dead?!?":Gets kicked and is sent to mars😂😂😂
“The b**** went south for the winter” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
I ACTUALLY cried laughing at Daz reaction to the first kick from the granny LMAO HE WENT FLYING.
When he was kicked out of the window and his face. That is a diamond moment
Agreed 😂😂
I don’t get it
3:52 I almost peed myself laughing 😭😂 “tHiS hOuSe Is PoSsEsSeD”
Lol same
Yo I have to watch this five fucking times and I still laugh
Omg same 😭😂😂😂😂😂
When daz said she flew next door I spat out my tea 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
“That’s a face only a mum could love” - Daz 2020
Sentence of the.year so far
Are we really just going to recycle century old sayings and pretend they've never been said??....
0:50 WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED AT THAT- I CANT BREATHE
3:51 IM CRYING
Daz: “jUmPiN’ oN mA nAn”
me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*falls off bed and hits my desk whilst laughing so hard*
“Oh my unholy Jesus” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am wheezing and rolling 😂😂😂
Daz: “JUMPING ON MY NAN, Jumping on my Nan....”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
JUMPING ON MY NAN, Jumping on my Nan......
Nan's on a rampage
@@thecandynoob8245
ur a grandma
@@fleurfairyy6951 ah yes
@@thecandynoob8245 lol
I was dying the entire time
“I am a baby with a grenade...oh Naaannnn”
Ooohhh nan Grammy
"Eha, you know how you said you had explosive piles"
idk why but my heart broke when one of the tasks was heart medication. love your simulator videos!!! love ya daz
Who else wants Daz to do another one of these?
“OH JESUS SHE KICKED ME OUT THE HOUSE... LITERALLY“😂😭 I’ve watched this so many times and it just gets funnier
Exactly same
Same😂🤣
Sammeeeeeeee
🤣🤣🤣
Same!
"THE B***H WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!!" 😂😂 omg Daz, I'm crying right now 😂
When the grandma went flying I was wheezing can't stop make more I loved this and I'm new!!!!
Daz: OH GOD THIS PLACE IS POSSESSED! *says it while laughing*
Me: *dies
🤣👏🤌
5:33
I’ve replayed that part so many times. It never gets old 😂 I almost peed myself the first time. I’m still crying 🤣
BAHAHA RIGHT
Cc_ Jimin Im dying of laughter 😂🤣
I am ashamed to say....I DID slightly pee myself
IKRRR 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭
Same
"Is that a grenade? Oh nan"😏
oh nan, you know how you said you had explosive piles?
Noel Morris ???
1year later and I'm still cracking up when the grandma spazes on the wall😂😂
“✨Oh My GoD ShE’s On FiRe✨”🔥🔥🔥✨BuRn In HeLl✨🔥🔥🔥
"she's about to be the first grandmother on mars" IM CRYING AHAHA
Me too😂
“I aM a BaBy WiTh A gReNade!” 👈well that just sums up 2020. 😂x
Pure Beauty
No I’m pretty sure that summa up Florida
SUMS UP DAZBABY
ThE BItCh WeNT soUTh FoR THe WinTEr l😂
When you said she’s on fire I started singing this nanny is on fireeeeee
I lost it
2:39 throws a kettle pot at the grandma
Hits her head really hard
Daz: OH JESUS
"she kicked me out the house literally" I thought grannies were nice
NOT DIS ONE XD
This one just lost its mind
“oH nAn I kNoW yOu LiKe YoUr TeA”
*throws tea at head*
*Nan falls*
“HoLy GiVe ThAt bAcK tHaTs PoWeRfUl”
*does it again*
Genius
Quite litteraly time for a tea party
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:57
Guess that was some pretty strong tea-
Daz cures my depression he litterly can make me laugh in any situation.😁🤣
“Oh jeezus! She kicked me out the house LITERALLY!”
I LITERALLY lost it
No one:
Daz: “jumpin, on my nan, jumpin, on my nan
My favourite part
My favorite part of this video lmaooo
Me at the cemetery:
Nan gettin revenge be like:
Fax: Crap CRAP nans on a rampage
Daz-
The way he just goes 'oh granny' whenever he finds a weapon 😂😂😂
We need more of this this is amazing
Grandma : *Kicks baby out window*
Baby * ✈️*
Me: I BELEIVE I CAN FLYYYYY ✈️✈️
DAZ:THIS HOUSE IS POSSESSED
ME:IM CRYING 😂😂😂
My favorite daz quotes of this video:
"Bitch went south for the winter"
And
"I've got a monotove cocktail and I'm not afraid to use it"
(I suck at spelling lmao)
*Molotov :)
*Molotov
3:10 one of my favorite daz phrases lol "oh my unholy jesus"
When grandma kicks the child through the window I just died 😂
It’s 1 in the morning and I’m trying not to wake everyone up with my laughter 😂
I'm in bed and everyone asleep.. me : trying not to laugh but just didn't work 😂
Me too what I tend to do is close my mouth and hope for the best 😂
Ikr everyone is asleep and I’m about to wet myself laughing
I can relate 😂
Me:tries to drink water while my family is sleeping. Daz: says something funny me: **goes to laugh but I have water in my mouth and family is asleep **
5:31
we all needed this laugh, THANK YOU DAZ!!!!
3:48 - 4 : 01
WAS TEH BEST MOMENT EVER I AM LITAERYU CRYING
this deserves a part 2, i have never laughed this hard
“She flew down south for winter!” I can’t with Daz-😂😂
Grandma: *kicks daz*
Daz: "JESUS!"
Daz: "SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE LITTERLY!"
Me: *can't get enough of Daz*
Ikr imao
Fr😂🤣
ha ha
@@stephaniejarrett haha
Ikr LMFAO 🤣🤣
On 2:53 Dan sounded like a kettle to make a cup of tea
Daz: Nan's on a rampage
Me:🤣🤣🤣
”that’s a face only a mum can love” I’m crying 😂
edit: thanx for pointing out the grammar! :)
Linnéa Josefina mum*
geovickers She’s American, I think. 😊
Mum*
Animation Aya she’s American -.-
"I just pierced her heart how is she still alive "
1 sec later "u stupid old woman" XD daz❤
@Abigail Osemede ik it was a mistake but im too lazy to change it lmao, Whats ur favorite song by her..and thxs for telling me
I too love bill. Bill is the best guy around.
@@moth4987 i also like Bill, great man, fantastic plumber. love that guy
@@moth4987 huh BILLIE NOT BILL AND SHES A FANTASTIC SINGER NOT A PLUMBER DUDE
@@moth4987 whos bill?
Daz, you need to do more of these, just hilarious
We need a part 2 of this I'm crying rn 😭
Daz: “you can’t throw an infant through a window” ALSO DAZ: *throws a throwing knife*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And don't forget the grenade and molotov cocktail
So you can throw an infant through a window?
don’t talk to me. Yeah lmao 😂