HAND SIMULATOR | HOW NOT TO MILK A COW
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- čas přidán 5. 12. 2019
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The last video was removed tonight as I wasn’t happy with it. So I posted this one instead. 😀❤️ I hope you guys enjoy!
No matter what you post I will watch every second of it ❤️
Daz Games
URG so frustrating this one will probably be taken down tomorrow
I love you daz❤️❤️❤️
Ok
I cried with laughter so much 😂😂
"Why is the tit searching for me?"
-Daz
December 2019
Why did this comment even get likes? It's so just letter like.
That's like a catch phrase
yoongles Trashcan 666TH LIKE- WOA-
@@bernardcooke7285 What am i supposed to do write with NUMBERS?!?!?!
“I’m Rubbing Myself In Front Of A Cow” -Daz 2019
69 likes ~ 😏😏😏😏
😏😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤😏😏
Thank you for nothing
@Juan Cortez Muro your videos are not funny and stop self promoting the only reason you get views is because people hate you and just comment and leave almost no one likes your videos
@@SoupMagoosh thank you for being a twat
His poor daughter tho. “IM TICKLING THE TIT!!!” LMAO I CANT- 😂
Daz: "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU INTO A BURGER"
Vegan Teacher: *starts having a seizure*
what I thought😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need to just show her this whole video
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Bigboitrumpy YES
“Linda! I’m tickling a t*t!!”
Realizes daughter is home 😒
Lol
😂 😂 😂
Yeah lol
😎😅😂🤣
Daughter: *looks at the door* ..................He's recording again XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
“Spoke too soon”
Dazz,Why is the man milking the cow naked !? Lol
I said that the second before he did
Is that my boy Kirishima in your profile picture?
@@skylarblue1246 yeh
"I've never seen so much white stuff since the boy scout camp" Daz, 2019
Even months after, this still makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt
Even 3 years later it’s one of the funniest videos I’ve seen
When he screamed “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF” I cackled😂
Me too
Me three 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂
@Danij'a Woods Fucking same i laughed so hard i did that quiet laugh where you try not to be loud and it makes your back hurt more i laughed for like 10 minutes strait
He hit the 100k likes lol
@@kinnordjhs8694 I know now he has to do the christmas one
“I’m waving to the cows arse...” Well.. that’s one way to make friends...
lol The greatest way
Lmao that's hilarious😂😂
😂💀
Ass*
0:16 from right here. I was losing it, I'm light headed, breathless, and still sobbing laughing 😭
I always come to this video whenever I'm having a bad day or whenever I just need a good laugh. This is one of my most favorite videos ❤
Daz: *gets milk basically at the finish line*
Cow: *Y E E T*
I lmfao at this part lol
lol he kept yelling "im gonna pull it off"
Daz: “How do I milk a cow?”
Cow: Grab the T E E T
ARMY
@@moonlightmoonlight1198 what?
“Oh it’s got a head!”
Yes Daz, a cow has a head😂😂😂😂
He liked it 😂😮
Hahahahahahaha your so *funny*
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar *you're
fBOMB no1 needs grammar corrections on CZcams or videos of you staying up until 12.......
@@lloydethan8xd103 no one uses "no1"
Daz doesn’t need editing to be funny,he’s just naturally a really funny and nice guy
Pov: your trying to milk a cow but your high. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been there, done that. This is funnier than milking a cow when high lmao
"This a game I may actually be good at!"
Bucket: *Hold my beer.*
Or "Hold my milk"
@@borisweyson1618 yeah
@@borisweyson1618 More like spill my milk
I AM WHEEZING FROM THAT PART
“LET GO OF THE TIT!” If his daughter didn’t have AirPods in I feel sorry for all of the explaining he had to do
Imagine if she was on a call wiv her mate and her friend hears that
@@Dustyquaver I didn't know he has a daughterr
I love how AirPods were barely even a thing during that time
😂😂🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:20 let go let go let go of the tip there’s no milk coming out that my favourite part
This has to be one of the most funniest Daz videos
“This might be a game I’m actually good at”
*yeets the bucket away*
“Spoke to soon”
Taehyung is de best so fuck off haters **screams at ur user name😍**
ARMY
MOONLIGHT MOONLIGHT
A
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I lost it there 😂😂
Am a boy army
His daughter hearing all of this just sitting there like: 👁👄👁
👁️👄👁️👍🏻
Un original
😂😂😂
His daughter: so this is why i have no friends.🙂🔫:-|
LMAO
idk why but it’s funny to watch him struggle at this 😭💀
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long 😂 the way daz gave that raised eyebrow look when it first kicked the bucket. Had me crying 😂 my stomach is burning 👌
Are we not going to talk about how the character is completely naked
Nope
Let's not
🤐🤐🤐
Will...I think Daz noticed some things when looking down😏🤣 the whole video made me wheeze and it hurts cuz im sick as well🤣
I was wondering the exact same thing 😂
Daz: why am I bare foot for this?!
Me: why arr you naked for this?
Shoto
Cow: *kicks bucket thats almost full*
Daz: "im gonna pull it off!"
rk 7 I died when that happened
Malik Creed So did the cow, it kicked the bucket
Daz yelling at a cow is the funniest thing every
Daz: “What’s up? You got a milk to cow!”. 12:34
😂🤣
Who was laughing so hard you couldn’t breath 😂
me bahaha
Me my mom screamed at me to shut up
Most likes I've got .....
4.. 😆😆😆
Me😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
sinead Russell 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😭😭
CRYING 😂
My chest. I feel like I’m battling a stroke while watching this. I can’t stop laughing.
This may be the best description of our humour attacks that we endure, I've heard yet! THE ACCURACY!! XD
I am dieng of laughter
TRYEE I CANOUNTGCNHFCFHXMKHXFFGXJGNX
YES YES YES SAME
Same
8:13 daz has a temper tantrum like a three year old 😂😂😂
this might be the funniest video i have ever watched in my entire life. i have been absolutely dying and have tears streaming down my face and the video isn’t over yet 😭🤣thank you daz for not only being my favorite creator but favorite person🖤🤣😭
“I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed in my life”
*flashbacks to cooking simulator*
These toes aren’t gonna suck themselves quality name!😂
Army?
I love your username😭🤣😭🤣
•ɾҽեɾօ ժɾҽɑʍ• you know it ✌️
丂イム刀_刀乇刀ム yeah, it’s pretty sick. I’d like to say the same for yours but I can’t read it... sorry
YOUR USERNAME 💀
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
Bucket: *ACTUALLY*
Phoebe 101 subbed 2 u
Louie Hill -_- thank you 😊
Phoebe 101 sure can you back
Dad face at 8:56 just explains the whole video in one look
Let’s just be grateful that Daz spends 2 hours doing this and the editing just for us to have 14 mins of laughter
I actually haven't laughed this hard for almost a year and I literally couldnt breathe while watching this
Same
me
SAME! XDD
same! 😂😂
Same
Me: just laying in bed
Also me: physically shaking from laughter and making unexplainable noises
Same 🙂😂😂
lol thats soo true
lol same im dieing
Same eventhough how hard I'm trying not to laugh I've been up since midnight and is gonna be 7am soon.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
I don't think I have ever laughed SO HARD in my LIFE! XD I CANT BREATHE
“Ima put my milk in the bucket” legit made me laugh for 20 minutes
*Daz’s daughter walks in*
*They talk*
*She leaves*
2 seconds later: *flips off cow* “this is what I think of you, cow”
time?
@@user-nu6cd5st8m 3:35
Abrianna Hall Thanks
"Okay just gently grab the bucket.."
*Proceeds to slap the bucket almost out of reach"
Lmao
1:52 are we not gonna talk about how he perfectly flipped the bucket
God imagine his daughter on a call with her friend .. and they both just hear "STOP SPANKING THINGS!"
Oof
or “i’m tickling a tit” 💀
I NEARLY YANKED ITS TIT OFF
lmao and my milk and then oh no now there’s no milk coming out
HAKSJSKSKWM
I feel SO bad for his daughter having to hear “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF.”
Moonlight Productions I’m pretty sure screaming “GRAB TGE TIT” is a lot worse
Or "I’M TICKLING THE TIT!"
Moonlight Productions you mean Linda?
@@stephineheart8394 that's his daughter
Stephine Heart he has a daughter called Sarah
5:06 to 5:26 was the best 20 seconds of my life
I WAS ABOUT TO DIE!!
2:47 its killing me🤣
I COULDNT BREATHE WHEN YOU SAID “LET GO! LET GO!” 😂😂😂😭❤️
Cloudy._ bailey same😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂xx
i freaking peed 😭👀
Cloudy._ bailey be one with the wind and sky
Same
Same😂😭💀
"I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST!!" I'm dyyyying 😂
"..AND A BUCKET"
Omg daz’s humor is so natural, he just makes me laugh so hard and so much. He’s absolutely DAZZLING 🤩🥰❤️😂
0:45 WHY IS THE T*T LOOKING FOR ME AAHHSHSHSHS I AM CRYING
“Why am I barefoot”
Am I the only one wondering why he’s naked though?
Ikr😂
Lol 🤣🤣🤣😺Ik🤣🤣🤣
Oh no ur not
Probably some weird new kink
Is it just me or was there a black hole in between his legs
Is nobody gonna tell him that the cow only kicks when he pulls too hard.
I think he already knew
@@louisebeggs9711 I don't think he did.
He knew that 😂
@@chipmunkbaba8752 *the video tells me otherwise but wtf ever*
@@chipmunkbaba8752 no he didn't, and you know it.
This is the first Day Games video I ever watched and I laughed SO hard and I'm still coming back to the video 2 years later
It’s another two years later. Are you here? 😃
My mum is gonna kill me cuz of how hard I'm laughing😂. Daz really helps me through hard times I haven't laughed like this in such a long time
“Just gently grab the bucket”
*slaps bucket*
9:00 “ i’m gonna pull it off “ has me actually in tears from laughing
I was saying in my mind stop slow and stedie bc if not she is going to kick it and there it is she kicked it lol
Lol same 😂 😆 😝
This is literally the funniest video I've seen I couldn't even breathe while watching this video
And when daz got the milk near to the finish line and the horse kicked the bucket I laughed so hard
After having one of the hardest years of my life, I come back to this gem and laugh my absolute ass off. I'm so glad you're current videos are still this damn funny
This should just be called “14 minutes of Daz wanting to kill a cow”
haha 😄🤣🤣
Ya
: (
-AminA- omg yes
Hiiiii
I have never laughed so hard in my life it literally hurts. I knew the cow was going to kick right as you were at the finish line 🤣😂
IK IM CRYING RN💀💀
Lmfao I know saame!! 😂💯
I’m crying I was like to myself he’s gonna kick it isn’t he
Taylor Cornet literally I’m dyinggggg
SERIOSLY
3 years have passed and I still cry with laughter at this 😂😂😂😂
i don’t think i’ve ever laughed this hard in my life 😂 the areal singing then the kick actually almost killed me
*Gets close to finishing this nightmare of a game*
Daz: "Yes!" *starts singing a heavenly melody*
Cow: "Moo!" *kicks bucket*
Daz: 😲
😂😂😂 (I wheezed!) 😂😂😂
Daz: *surprised pikachu face*
funny thing is pretty sure more than half of us knew the cow was gonna kick it at that moment.
He started singing it too soon! xD I was just waiting for the kick to kick in.
@@cosmosprayer lol ikr
Daz: IM GONNA PULL IT OFF
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and that cow got on every single one of his😂😂😂
Lilli .baehartt he has over 7 trillion nerves but the cow manages to get on his very last
Daz in dad mode seemed serious... until he starts yelling at the hands 🤣🤣🤣
Daz : almost to the finish
The cow: not to day Daz 😂
I COULDNT BREATH WHEN HE WAS PULLING THE COWS TIT AND IT KEPT MOOING 😭😭
Sameeeee
ME TOO IM LITERALLY CRYING ITS 3AM IM MEANT TO BE QUIET
"I'd you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
*Silent clap*
*marshmallow clap*
The only other time I've laughed this hard at a Daz's video is cooking simulator
Same 🤣
Watch, how to run a restaurant… that’s also up there as one of the funniest videos I’ve seen by him
Also the bartender simulator was quite funny
@@umershaikh7179 Thx I will 😁
One day imma end up with abs from laughing with daz 💀
I was wheezing so hard- that I actually sounded like a tea kettle-
Same I sound like todoroki's tea kettle xD
Lol
Amen...
TEA PARTY
@@plzgivefood todoroki♥️🤍 is typing...
“at this point I’m just ruining my daughters life.”
I’ve never been more disturbed and hysterical At the same time- 💀
"I'M GONNA PULL IT OFF! IM GONNA PULL IT OFF!"
“I’m going to bed... stay dazzling.. *angry HA*” 😂😂
My dad came in when daz said "I'll spank it with a bucket until the milk comes out" I thought I was gonna get grounded but he just started laughing
Jeebus Crust
@@constantconfusion4199 ikr
lmao my dad would me like 😀
👁👄👁👍🏻
My dad only speaks Arabic
@@chocolatebakes1473 lucky he wouldn't be able to understand it
I laughed so hard when he said “Hey got a milk to cow” 😂
OOOOO🤣
"Maybe you should put in your ear pods for a bit..."
Seconds later
"I need to put my milk I'm this bucket"
🤣
“This is game i might actually be good at!” *slaps bucket away*
I actually laughed so hard at this
Same lol
I read that right as that happened lol
“This is a game I might actually be good at”
1 second later: *throws bucket to another country*
I was reading this and one second later he said it
Going through your videos again. This made me laugh on the first day of the year. Thank you, Daz!!!
Me to
Honestly still my favourite video of Daz, makes me laugh way to hard 🤣 😂
“Yeah maybe just put your AirPods in for an hour”
my mom thinks I'm insane because I laughed silently for 20 minutes before I could catch my breath
Sameee
Same😂😂
Same
Same
Same
I laughed so hard, I coughed and hurt myself. That’s how funny das is.
Daz's stunned silence at the very start was all it took for me to crack up
i choked on a kitkat when mans was screaming: “IM GONNA PULL IT OFF”
Omg i almost died laughing when he said that
I couldn't breath for mins
Daz : *godly singing*
the cow : Im about to ruin this mans whole career
Daz: i hate you cow I don't like you cow!!
The cow: .-. *kicks the bucket
daz after: *IM GONNA P U L L I T O F F*
@@smoke.agency *I D O N T L I K E U C O W !!!*
Yes😂
He was singing like Ariel but better😂😂
When he started singing for the success cow kicks it funniest part. Love Daz😁
I haven't laughed so hard in my whole life!!!!
I literally almost fell off my bed 😆
“HE kicked the bucket” hmmmm there’s a problem there 😂
Abbie Ramsay I noticed that😂
69 likes
Juan Cortez Muro how many times have you said that?
I seen this like a 1,0000 times already and this is never going to get old
Joni Ishmael this is honestly GOLD
This is gold this is gold 😂😂
Same I watch this over and over again because it's so hilarious!🤣
Same I can’t stop I rolled off my bed in laughter
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
Joni Ishmael same here I’ve showed it to everyone ik
“I pOkEd It AnD iT lEaKeD” made me wheeze 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
I've watched this video IVER AND OVER, HERE AND THERE whenever I am sad, feeling sick; ect... and always makes me laugh lol, all ur videos do😂😌
“Maybe put your EarPods in for the next hour...it’s gonna be a ride”
HI!?!?
I’m bout to ride
“If you’re happy and you want a bucket clap your hands”😂😂
No matter how many times I watch this I think I’m going to be laughing every time 😂
ive seen this video so many times and it still makes me cry laughing