THEY MADE COVID SIMULATOR?!
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
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Daz: Is that alcohol?
*literally 0.8 seconds later*
Daz: *grabs every single bottle
it kinda looks likes olive oil
HAHHAHAHAHA LMFAO 😭😭😭💀😭😭😭😭
Or maybe piss
LMAO 🤣
I thought it was soy sauce-
“Why is everything square”
Minecraft: aM i A jOkE tO yOu
minecraft has cubes
not squares
ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ you ruined the joke
Taran Annie fr😂
ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ it’s the same
ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! THANKS FOR RUININg THE MOOD!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!
*picks up bell pepper*
Daz: Damn that’s a big tomato
shut up with your no one not a single soul bs!
I read this as soon as he said it 😂 this always happens 💜
ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ right!
ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ I agree with u, but u need to chill I saw u replying in the other comments lol
im glad i have people that agree with me XD
Daz: "they're ruining everything"
Also daz: *proceeds to wreak havoc in the supermarket*
lmao
lol
“pretty much all the options other than wank” 😭😭 wow daz
Ahm*
Little do you know👁️👄👁️
😂
That’s all I do 😂
Marshan _ 101 *grabs hand sanitizer and soap* you need this then.
That’s all there is to do
OKAY ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE CHARACTER WAS WHISTLING “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” WHILST WASHING HIS HANDS?!?!?!? @9:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah thats what boris told us to do 😂
Oh lol I knew it was happy bday but cuz I’m quarter Spanish I was singing it in Spanish lol
Good boi am I right!
thats kinda creepy though. ahhahahahahahhahah
LOL
Daz: "That’s a big tomato..."
*picks up a pepper
Daz: this game teaches you to obey the rules
Also daz: throws food at people to keep social distancing 😂
“I’ll have to do something drastic...
... I’ll have to throw a courgette.”
as soon as i started to read this i realised i did not have to do it myself cuz daz started saying it at the exact moment i did
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*"It's incredible all the things you can actually create on a green screen."*
He sounds like the bill gates quote "It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years
@Darth Maul haha, you follow rules🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
When it started whistling while washing it’s hand, “happy birthday to you” 😂
thats the 20 sec jingle 😑
It’s because when you’re washing your hands they say just sing the happy birthday song twice or something like that to know you’ve done it long enough
?
Your suppose to sing the birthday song 3 times in your head and when your have finished the song you have finished washing your hands. Literally everyone talks about it, where have you been under a rock?
Another c
3:08
Daz: is that alcohol?
Daz: I want every single dam bottle
“Mom why is that man throwing avocados at people?”
“He’s taking safety precautions.”
Daz: “GO AWAY”
Why is ur mum watching you?
Reese Loshe or maybe the mom sees her child watching something bc they are in same room.... and I mean they are quoting their mom too. So I don’t think “their mom wasn’t actually watching them”
@Reese Loshe ok chill dam
Reese Loshe one where was I yelling at you? I never was.. bro chill I was just saying I think their mom actually said that but damn taking things a bit Seriously
@Reese Loshe nobody is yelling at you and i said chill cause you took it a bit serious next time just accept it mate.
He’s the only person who is helping me through quarantine 💀💅
Nice
Period 💅
And dats on corona🤢😝
Same
Same
Daz: 'eggs'
'throws eggs'
Daz: 'she caught it She's an MBA star' 😅😅
3 years ago....no...
nooo wait….
genuinely terrified of that
No for real cos how???
@@disconIBI "cos" 😑....lord this generation
@@johnathanhardman9368 because* 😅
1:43 “why is everyone a pirate”
Shop keeper: am I a joke to you?
Don't u mean ARRRRRRRRRRRR I a joke to u XD
Albertoo
Denise Juntunen ??????
“It teaches you how to obey by the rules...”
Also Daz
*throws food at other people to maintain social distancing...*
Seems normal to me at this time 😂
ForestDweller it’s pretty much what goes down at a supermarket 😂😂
Random but where do I submit things for Daz to see for him to possibly react to? my friend sent me this:
czcams.com/video/z2POL9SIIzk/video.html
It's called "Send this to a friend who's feeling sad about the world (awfully sarcastic omelette recipe)" - by Chameleon Rants. it's really funny 😂 where do I submit it for him to see it?
@@marinag7645 lmao that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages lol 😂 he should absolutely react to that haha
The law: good job daz social distancing *crys with a smile*
When he was shopping it reminded me of cooking simulator everyone like if u want a part4 too
William Lawrence yes!
9:30
Daz: "This is my mums dream!"
Game: *One star*
Daz: _One?_
*Piss off*
“giVE mE mY aVOcAdoOoo... rUnniNG wiTH aN aVOcAdOooOoOooo”
my new favourite song
alison same
Best song
“I have a bad feeling about this”
Anikan : And you underestimate my power!
Daz: hows it going dazzlers, welcome back to daz games
The captions: how square does let's watch dad's games
OMG- 💀
🤠🔫
“I’d say it’s been a pleasure ladies but it really hasn’t...” 😂😂
Me: doing my philosophy work on morals
Daz: we’re here with possibly the most morally wrong game
Me: 😰 i CaNt EsCaPe
Ah so this is the Plague Inc DLC people are talking about
Charlie Hornett no one asked
@@fisher4173 why so toxic?
@@inure8725 it just wasnt funny
@@Hermes108 applause to ur name :)
Caitlin shhhh
Daz: ‘is that alcohol!?’
…
**violently grabs as many bottles and throws them in cart**
Daz: “why is everyone a pirate”
Me: “dying from laughter”😂😂😂
Daz starting the game: ok let’s see how this is
Still Daz: wait never mind we know how this is. I’ve had enough of this shit
Yup. We watched the video, tard.
David Mangiaracina Jr shut up.
Peepee poopoo: thank you
Daz: posts
Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*
TRUE
yh
No one:
Comments: "everyone : goes to comments"
Bruh u know we ain’t gonna sub
How did you know
i love how everyone is commenting ‘no one: daz:’ and the guy literally said he hates those kind of comments 😂
wait when did he say that lol
I don’t do those comments. But honestly I agree with him. They’re really stupid.
@@blueraconteyr6155 In one of his past videos
"I'm going to need to do something drastic..."
"Throw a courgette..."
-Daz Black 2020
“How’s it going dazzlers” is the best part of my day 😂😁
Of course
Maiya Swan lmaoao yeaa that’s what I meant😂
10:22
“I don’t have a big enough....thing”
We all knew what you were thinking
I know
XD
.... = Mountain to maintain the high ground
What thing?
Action Ethan ur too young if u don’t understand
9:29 “one?” “piss off”💀💀 i should NOT have laughed that hard
0:19 "we've lived it" 6 months later and we're still living it 👍TwT👍
“Is that alcohol “ pauses “right we need all that in the trolley “😂😂😂
Daz: why are my wrists dislocating?!
Me: well that’s the proper way to get groceries is it not?
No
Josephine Spagnuolo if you don’t dislocate your wrists when getting groceries then you’re not getting groceries. 😤🔥
Random but where do I submit things for Daz to see for him to possibly react to? my friend sent me this:
czcams.com/video/z2POL9SIIzk/video.html
It's called "Send this to a friend who's feeling sad about the world (awfully sarcastic omelette recipe)" - by Chameleon Rants. it's really funny 😂 where do I submit it for him to see it?
@@marinag7645 hey, thanks so much lol 😂 I didn't expect anyone to actually recommend my video and neither did I expect to find this kinda comment on one of Daz's videos lol 😂 the support is appreciated ❤️
"Is that alcohol? *Grabs a couple bottles* "
Daz I'm dying XDDD
A *couple* bottles
I see you ARMY
@@kookiebobateabubblesjeon8079 I stan 😳
"stop slapping the eggs, Daz. Just put them in" sounds like some weird porn scenario
How do you know what port sounds like 🤔🤔🤔
“It teaches you how to obey the rules”
Also Daz: throws fruit to maintain distancing rules.
😂😂
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Some guy: oMg iM fIrSt
Another guy :WhEn sO iN sO PoStZ a ViDeO
*gOeZ StRaIgHt to CoMmEnTs*
firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
First
Lol
This guy: *NoBoDy FoNt = FuNnY*
Like seriously this font is so overdone and it's not even funny.
“I get a star on washing my hands, this my my mums dream” *gets 1 star rating* “piss off” 😂😂
Daz: Why is everything a square?
Me: *instantly thinks of minecraft*
“I would like to say it has been a pleasure ladies but it hasn’t”
LMAO
Not funny at all
69th like
Chill dude no one cares if u think it isnt funny, if some people like it that’s fine u douche
@@jeffreyreiter1918 yeah... no one asked you
People in the future: Let’s play grandpas Fiction Game
Grandpa: -_-
Nice
“Pretty much all the options other than wank”😂😂🤣🤣
3:25 "Hold the trolley properly!" *breaks wrists*
Dad: “Get me a trolley!!
Me laughing in america*
Trolley*
Daz
Same thing
I aM wElSh AnD eNgLiSh~
XD.
Daz: in a normal tone “Oh no I got corona” IM DYING 😂😂😂
3:34
Daz: *im being scored on washing my hands, this is my mum's dream*
🌟⭐⭐
Daz: one? 😒 Piss off
"...Cook Something...."
*Fond Memories Of Daz playing Cooking Simulator Intensify*
Daz in game: Oh my social life is gaining that’s great!
Me irl: CaNt ReLAtE
I see four different comments that say “First.” Feckin chill, folks. 😂
Fr tho who cares if your first I'm just here to watch the video
True lmao
Sorry I was here a couple minutes before you I’ve been here for 8 minutes
Jissele B same
Biqboi Matthew congrats, mate
3:35 i just started to die LAUGHING when he said"oh i got corona" XD
4:14
Daz: Where's my hand gone!?
Me: Ah yes, I hate it when I lose my hands.
Daz- "OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT "
2 seconds later
"DID MY STOMACH JUST KICK ME"XD
(omg thanks for the likes🖤)
I gave the 69 like😂
Idk why but i wanted to say i was ur 175 like
I'm the 272 like
309th like UwU
Lookes like i started something 😂
The game really said "Don't force yourself, just resting or watering ypur plants can help improve your METHAL health 😂🙈
*gets scored on washing his hands* Daz: One? Piss off 😂😂😂😂😂
Daz: -hits people with a shopping cart-
game: SOCIAL DISTANCING IS A THING YOU KNOW?!
“Oh I’m getting scored on washing my hands!:)”
“One:( piss off”
😂
Yup, we watched the video🙄
@@dmjr437 dumbass he pointing out a part of the video he likes
Same i loved that part.
@@dmjr437 that's not what he was saying...
Just when I was getting bored, Daz appears with a new vid.
when he said “nba star” that was the perfect opportunity for him to say “nb-egg star”
4:40 me and my sister to the poor villagers who were just farming
“Pretty much all of the options other than wank” 😂
Nobody:
Daz: *making everyone’s quarantine better*
“Hands- OH IM DABBING WHAT AM I DOING?!” 😂😂
You should play a horror game called "Escape The Ayuwoki"
No one gonna talk about how they made you whistle "Happy Birthday!" When you wash your hands?
Nah, just me then
Toasted BreadBuns yeee bc when you wash your hands it should be the same amount of time as u sing it twice
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Daz: ‘walking with an avocado’
*avacado good*
Thats a Bit stupid
Summer Smith NOT FUNNY
Welcome to another episode of “Shopping with Daz”
7:02 that sing was gold. Platinum award for this song
Daz: *Posts*
Me: *Scared but excited*
7:20 “oh! she’s doing it! and she’s good at it!” that’s what she said
8:18 “id like to say this has been a pleasure ladies but it hasn’t”
10:20 idk what to say about that tbf
10:25 “i wish they’d go away”
11:22 “oh god that was hell”
11:37 “oh god damnit”
11:41 “i suck”
How many times Daz said: “ I NEED ANOTHER TROLLEY” 👇🏻
Lmao I was like tf is a trolly but then I realized it was just another word for a cart 😂😂
2:31
Daz after quarantine when he forgets how to act in public
“I’ve got an avocado! I through an avocado! Damn it!
“Don’t lie who else has been a fan of Daz before May?✨”
(read my name btw) 💤
“ Pretty much all the options other than WaNk”
Haha I love it
Thanks for making me smile daz. I’m in the shielding group and haven’t left my house since the start of March. My mental health really isn’t to great at the moment. So I’ve been binge watching loads of videos on this channel knowing they will make me smile. When I’m finally allowed to leave the house again I’m hoping going shopping is as much fun as this.lol. I hope everyone is staying safe and washing your hands.
The "do u want a bag", meme pop up in my head from the old days😂
I love when daz plays stupid games like this, I really want to see more cooking simulator and wild man daz type stuff!
“Other then WANK” has me laughing 🤣💀
Sometimes I get legitimately shocked by how big Daz’s channel is now because I was so used to watching him everyday 3 years ago before 500k 😫❤️ im so so so happy for him
Daz: this is a morally WRONG game
Also Daz: LeTS plAY tHe GAmE
“Don’t Lie who’s been a fan of Daz before June??🦉”
(read my name btw)🕰
Me
Plus I subbed
Hi I have he came to my school and I got a photo w him I was so gassed
I subbed to you but you didn't sub to me
Is this a fricking trend because it’s getting annoying 💀
Making a covid Simulator is a good game to play at home doing quarantine :> if you know what i mean
Me watching this: why did i stop watching daz
1 second later after my parent walk in
Daz: everything to do other than WANK 0:43
me: oh yeah
9:21 whistling Happy Birthday coz you're supposed to sing Happy birthday twice
No one:
Not even a single soul:
DAZ:I’m slapping the fruit-
daz has it it before and i will kindly repeat what he said THIS "nO oNe NoT eVeN a SiNgLe SoUl" CRAP NEEDS TO STOP ITS TOTAL BS
ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ oh snap. calm down. people can do what they want but you can’t force them to stop. i mean yes, it’s old. but let them do what they want.
@@1800-hahanotsofunny you do not understand how annoying this is.infact you ar ethe type of person who would wrobbably do it!
@@1800-hahanotsofunny either ur making a joke, or u don't get the joke
ლCrystalʕꈍᴥꈍʔDragonლ no, in fact. i never made that type of joke.
Is Wendy still saying "EgGsHeLlS iN mY qUiChE"?
I CAN'T THAT VID WAS HALRIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
@@emilylexidean962 whenever I cook there would be a mess on the stove, mess on the counter and EgGsHeLlS iN mY qUiChE!
PH MY GOD, EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE
@@moo_moo_marnie well obviously mate
I need this now. The way you got the toilet rolls and the. Beer part and the throwing parts killed me inside
Daz: Is that alcohol? O.o
Also Daz: Throw all this in 😈 I want every single damn bottle.
😂😂
Daz games
“ is that alcohol? Throw all this in I want every single dam bottle “
me “ dies laughing “
“My stomach just kicked me”😂😂 my demon be like I NEEDD Foood NOW
Time goes so fast 5 years ago or 4 years covid happen
daz is the opposite karen at Walmart who throws boxes and pickles at people screaming "SOCIAL DISTANCE"
Is that Alcohol. DAZ: I want every single bottle
Daz: Uploads
Bots: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Every time the thingy buzzed I had a mini heart attack.
Daz: “the best way to get toilet paper” *runs into toilet paper pyramid*
😂😂😂 I’m dead