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Tn1 1UE - Hry
Baby: **breaks every bone in its body**
Daz: Oh that’s not comfortable
Snoop Boop put a wet paper towel on it
Snoop Boop do you watch Laurenzside 😉 you know snoople boop
OMG yolslaine I thought the same thing lol
Oh give it a rub
Snoop Boop lol
*Daz laughs for so long at the possessed baby and wonders why he doesn’t have enough time to complete the mission*
haha ur so right
He might be scared after he downs out they cry all night I don’t think it’s that easy in reality 😶
Your so right
Normal mums: 'oh my baby, she's beautiful!'
Daz when the baby pops out: 'What.The.Fuck.Is.That.
Lol
Lmaooo
'Put that thing back'
also daz:nah fam put that thing back in
Daz : “I’m such a good mum”
Also Daz : *puts child inside toilet*
Sometimes his laugh is funnier than the joke.
Sasha N. Its always funnier than the joke xD
Sasha N. Nah, sometimes the joke isn't meant to be that funny, but his laugh is so fucking contagious.
Sasha N. So true
True lol
IKR 😂😂😂
Hate it when my baby gets stuck between the counter and vigorously dabs uncontrollably
Me too. lol
Ugh isn't that just the worst.. so you should get the babystabb
A chair you stab into the counter for all your baby's vigorously uncontrollable dabbing needs
Šïēññå Gûrł ugh, it’s the worst😂
Ikr!! I hate that
Imagine being his daughter and your in ur room with ur friends. All of the sudden you hear someone scream LINDAAAAAAAAAA
dude i would absolutely love to be his daughter :]
And imagine one of the friends is called Linda
Daz: “How many scoops do I put in?!”
Also daz:” I'm pretty sure this is laundry detergent!”
Normal mums: where’s my baby’s bottle?
Daz: Where’s my baby?
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Michael Huby
Underrated comment😂
ME TOOOO
Lmaooo
iiaxddis
Daz: How hard can it be?
5 secs later: *breaks baby's entire body*
Ikr xD that was my favourite part
PLEASE LMAOO
@@LYFT-SAE lmao same
Ha ha ha ha ha 😂
XDDDDDDDD
8:43 OMFG THE WAY IT FROZE
Daz: “I’m the best mum”
Day a minute later to baby: you little b****
Daz new name is ✨Day✨
one second* later
Imagine what daz’s neighbours hear.
Neighbours: *minding their own business*
Daz: “GOD I’VE BROKEN THE BABY AGAIN!” *laughs in joy*
Lol
“Honey? I think it’s time we move-“
Omg yes 👍 😂
BAHHAHAHA- 💀
AHHHAHAHAHHA
Daz: *_washing off the baby’s bottle_*
Baby: *_Getting possessed on the kitchen counter_*
Daz: gets baby stuck in counter
Daz: laughs really hard
Me: laughs and starts coughing
Daz: opens cubbord
Daz: laughs while saying oh no his legs gone through the counter
Me: dies of laughter
@@alicejhonson385 me: chokes on spit
also me : lungs litterlly dies
mother:is this the exersist
farther: lettme go get milk
dumb•doggi omg I died of laughter
dumb•doggi I died laughing in that one
alice jhonson same😂
Moms : Feeding baby normally* Daz : Laughing at his child being stuck in the counter : AHAHAHAHAAHA!!
Mums* it's a British video (no hate and I know this was 2 yrs ago 💀)
Baby : * heads in stomach * Daz: "oh that's not comfortable"
💀
*_IT'S VIGOROUSLY DABBING_*
Lol That was a hilarious moment.
i was sobbing by that point
😭😂😂
I learned a new word today! 😀
I CANT BREATH
“Being a Mum how hard can it be?”
1 minute later
“OH S*** I BROKE HIS LEG”
BAHAHAHAHAHAH
BAHAHAHAHHAHAA
K choked
I*
Bahahahahahahahahaha
If your watching this in 2023, your a real one.💪🏽
Now it's 2024 🗣️🗣️
@@IzzillenI Frrr🤧
2024🎉🎉
Daz: **Snatches pacifier/dummy (I say pacifier where I'm from) from counter**
"Alright, now I'm gonna put it in your mouth... HOPEFULLY IN YOUR MOUTH-"
My family calls them suckys lmao
My family calls them suckys or dummys
Job Interviewer: What do you like to do in your free time?
Me: Dust babies
That j hope pic is lit
*you're hired*
lmaoooo
ARMY 💜💜💜
ARMY LOL MY babe is Jim in XD
Baby: * breaks every bone imaginable*
Daz: “ ITS VIGOROUSLY DABBING”
1:53
Micheal Rosen: Nice 😂😂😂
9:45 “OH SHIT WHERES MY BABY???”
“Oh its down by the radiator”
How lovely
Don't you just hate it when your baby glitches through the table?
Isabelle Duffee i know 😩
Isabelle Duffee yeah I’ve noticed that recently
Oh yea, it's super annoying XD
Isabelle Duffee happens to me all the time
Isabelle Duffee honestly I thought she would grow out of it. But she is now 3 and it is progressively getting worse and she is glitching more frequently. Any tips please leave them below xx
5:30 daz - “you good?” as the baby is literally having a seizure, i spat my water out
5:24
5:23
Same 🤣
That is really offensive Ellie and everyone who replied so I am going to report you all
@@Tigger783 what? lol bit excessive
It’s been 4 years and I still laugh
Also I love how Daz laughs at the baby when he broke all of his bones…😂
3:25 PLS-
Baby: *spazzes And has legs though kitchen bench*
Daz: are you okay? You don’t look okay? OH MAH GOD ITS DABBING
Nikki _Kara that’s how it all started
Sounds like your commet is saying god is dabbing
Who the fuck has a bench in there kitchen
Baby: rigorously dabs
Nikki _Kara Daz: what happened?!
Beetlejuice: that was possession, any ghost can do it In less than one lesson.
Daz:any ghost
Beetlejuice: yeah any ghost will do, sure
Daz: THEN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
🤣🤣
Daz’s son: * is literally having a seizure *
Daz: my son is so funny
Noelia Bisonó Someone already did that
Tonia Gilson, this person said it in a different way, they probably didn't know.
LMFAO
WHO cares if someone else said it. Because daz literally said it first. It's funny.
His laugh is contagious
*His laugh makes me wheeze harder then a tea kettle😂🤣😂*
“What the f*** is that?...”
Probably what my parents said when they saw me for the first time XD
Yup, that would be my parents too
Emma Drinks Bleach
Your profile pic is amazing.
Same
Other youtubers: *getting demonetized for saying heck*
Daz: *litterally gordon ramsay*
Ok
Amber Price, it's a joke, you're not supposed to be saying ok. -_-, i want to facepalm myself.
• LittleDevilMochi• • ARMY • ok
@@a_baby19 I do that all the time, cause of stupid people like you, well at least I actually have a good sense of humour.
All they said was ok wtf are you mad about
I love how hes like you good? When hes stuck in a counter 😂
I love how half of the time daz was calling the baby "it"
"Where's the sink?"
Runs past it 😄😂🤣
I couldn’t stop laughing when he just kept throwing everything 😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
Same here
Same
Same 😂😂😂
It 1am and i am awake laughing my face of
normal mother when baby has seizure: calls 999
daz when baby has a seizure: laughs at it
Clearly, Daz is more than reliable when it comes to parenting. *Nods as Daz tosses baby powder at the baby’s head*
His laugh is so contagious lmao
Katie that true!!!!
true
Katie that’s how I laugh sometimes
truth
Daz always makes me laugh🤣
*"oh nooo that's not comfortable"*
*omg the babies face, then again at **5:23** ahahah* 😂
I was dying laughing when I was smiling
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Elf on the shelf face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally bursted out laughing when the baby gliched
i was sick and ill but then i laughed and laughed now i feel better
THANK U DAZ XXXXX❤️
Daz laughing at a baby “vigorously dabbing” is amazing
This video literally had me laughing till I cried
Same
Me too XD
Same
FOR ME ITS 3AM SO I CANT LAUGH
I’m just laughing at the baby having the spaz attack and daz’s laugh 😂😂
Natalie Parker-Lajoie what do u mean
@@lolaalolli they mean that you have so
S@m3
Jiminnamon Roll armyyyyyyyyyy
Thinknoodlesfan 101 I’m a fan of thinknoodles to
9:58 WAIT IS THAT UMARU ON THE BOTTLE-
“Oh wait...OH MY GOD THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE” Lmfao i Will never forget that
Daz makes me laugh uncontrollably 😂😂😂
but 4:58 tho😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE BABY WAS STUCK IN THE COUNTERTOP
IM WhEeZiNg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😂
HE'S VIGOROUSLY DABBING!!!
@@acroissant3721 I'm wheezing
Sameeeee my stomach was hurting 😂😂😂
Same XD
I swear your laugh is the most funniest thing in the frickin world
@@abbygabby7718 just be nice its not that hard🙄
@@Jasmine.7770 Lol
@@abbygabby7718 Yeah but what if their a child?
So contagious 😂
Fricken lol
5:46 is that umaru chan!
I might have peed myself because I was laughing so hard
daz: *breaks ever bone in baby’s body”
also daz: *laughs hysterically* my son is so funny
*This made me harshly exhale air out of my nose and then proceed to make a noise out of my mouth which resembles the noise of a dying pig and/or choking duck.*
LOL are you ok?
kookielover 23 - we army’s rlly everywhere right...
@@annabellefrancescaa u alright? 😂
Wonkeh Donkey yeah. It’s just a weird laugh.
Daz's baby: shakes aggressively in counter top *daz: are you okay? Omggg hes dabbinh
I swear every time daz plays a game he always finds a way to break the game lol
PLS GO TO THIS TIME !!! LOL ITS SOOOO FUNNY ( 5:57)
Daz you would be a great mother
Lucinda K he is a great mother
He has a daughter ofc he is lol
Lucinda K.....ehhh....I wouldn't say..'good'....but he could be a mother.....a very....special.....one. XD
Lucinda k 😂😂😂😂😂
Yasssss
I was dying of laughter but I couldn't make any noise because it was 1 in the morning😂
Literally me now 😂
@@laurenhenshaw386 same omgg, i legit sound like a dying whale-
@@Pookercat Don't even I got grounded for days lmao😂😂👁️👄👁️
It’s 2:37 at night I’m not gonna laugh lol
Same I'm about to die and I even laughed at my pillow to not make noise
Here’s a good tip for everyone:
Never watch Daz’s videos whilst eating, because you will laugh and choke. 😂
I had to learn that the hard way xD
The fact that he’s actually a dad makes this so much better 😂😂😂😂
**tries to do intro**
**hurts finger**
**chokes on air**
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
It's midnight. My family are asleep. And I'm in pain trying to laugh along with you, my stomach actually hurts. You've got a ridiculously infectious laugh!
Soraya Lawrence my exact same situation 😂
Soo true and when they come turn it down and when they come back put it back on lol
Damn. Most likes I've ever got... It's sad that I'm so excited about it. Lol.
Meyrem Ashworth Nah, when they come to turn it down, I turn everything off, and pretend to be asleep. Then have a mini panic attack...
Soraya Lawrence lol
I defiantly didn't wind back 7 times to see the intro again 😂
Daz games always gives me a good laugh when i need it
I was laughing so hard I could bearly breath and I almost peed myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Same thing literaly I can't breath 😂
Same!!! 😂😂🤣😂🤣
Same
unicorns rule rainbow's literal tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait im at the beginning does he make a reference or......?
“He’s doing baby yoga” 😂😂😂 I’m dead😂😂❤️
🤗
Hun I thought you were my Auntie. o-o, you look dreadfully similar to her. o-o
Lexie Lewis Wait what? 😂
Pop thesethi 😂😂
Omg you HAVE to carry this on 🤣 you had me laughing with tears lol
I swear this was 5 years ago and he has not aged
I CANT BREATHHHHH 5:01- 6:11
ITS FURIOUSLY DABBING
Same!
Literally what mother laughs at their baby braking their feet😂😂
oh yeah Daz does
iiReckless Cookiez me
iiReckless Cookiez mother of the year goes to Daz😂😂
THAT'S why I'm still single
the baby: *has seizure*
Daz: *laughs and starts making the milk stuff*
Some of Daz's reactions are literally me with a baby. But likely worse. There are reasons I'm never having kids. This video literally points out many of them😂😂😂
“it’s vigorously dabbing” 😂😂
Ellee M I read this as he said it😂😂
Daz is the Illuminati
😂😂😂
I almost peed my pants from laughing at that baby in the counter
SAME 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
i almost choked on my food XD
Crystal wolf same xD
Jungkook-shiiiiii ayeeeeeee
SAMMMEEEE I FELT NUMB AFTER xD
The baby: crying its eyes out.
Daz: SHUT UP!!
Daz sounds like a flock of geese when he laughs😭
Daz: i'm such a good mother
a few minutes later...
Daz: oh shit wheres my baby
Daz: you good?
Child: yes mother, I absolutely love being stuck in a work unit
Crystal_Rose 13 Same here 😂
8:34 kwasons
You made me laugh the hardest i have in a while. Thank you sm!!!
9:43
Daz: Wheres my baby?
Also Daz: Oh its down by the radiator
XD
Found where Sarah went 😂
Lmao
5:00 I'M LITERALLY DYING ITS LATE AT NIGHT OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HELP ME
Lily Davies omg me to
Lily Davies bro I started rolling on the floor
Every time I watch it, I die XD I showed it to a friend and now he won't stop laughing!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It 1 am and my sister is getting angry with my but I can’t help it 😂😂😂😂
Lily Davies i laughed so hard my whole family woke up and I got in loads of trouble 😂😂
4:58 i was fucking dying on the floor to this, and it didn't help when daz's laugh is contiguous 💀😭
Daz your laugh is contagious. Im watching this at like 12:40 at night a d I can't help but laught😂😂. Honestly I love washing your videos. Keep it up.
Daz in the 1st couple minutes of this game is literally me because I have no idea how to take care of a baby.
*picks up baby
“What do I do with it”
😂😂😂😂
I do the exact same thing, usually with my baby cousin
I don't know why but I laughed so hard when he put the bottle on the table and then when he went to get the formula and turned back around it was on the floor dirty and he just threw the formula like he doesn't give a shit anymore lol so funny
Laura Chambers I laughed for absolutely ages
Laura Chambers right I was DYING
Laura Chambers OMG sameee
Same I was in stitches hahaha it's the way he turned around to put it in an it wasn't there hahahahhaha
I was dying 😂😂
Is just me or I was drinking my coffee and choked on it 😂
6:56 stomach beast mode
Daz: “picks up baby”
Also daz: “WHAT DO I DO WITH IT”
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goldie Locs knox ikr 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sameeee god his funny i have never laugh hard in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same 🤣
i like the fact that he refers to the baby as "it"
"OMG, WHAT IS IT DOING?!"
I’m binge watching daz at the moment. And I just want to say. Not only is he a fantastic mom,🤣🤣 but he’s an amazing dad!!!
in the beginning: how hard can it be?
*ten seconds later*
OH GOD I BROKE ITS LEG IM SORRY
was anyone else laughing so hard they couldn’t breathe? Just me? Okay.
You are not alone, me and my brother were dying 😂 😂
Me
I nearly died of laughter
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't breathe and my mouth hurts! 😂😂
Baby: *Having a seizure*
Diaz: "Its vigorously dabbing!! Omg loOK AT IT!!" *proceeds to die of laughter*
5 years later and still funny af
I was literally screeching I was laughing so hard 😂
Same!
Daz: You g-
**baby has dislocated every single limb**
Daz: **silence**
I can’t decide if the person you need is Nanny McFee or if you need Mary Poppins
Daz trying to be cool: flicks cap and hurts finger