CAR CRASH RESCUE SIMULATOR
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Woman: **Near death in a car crash**
Daz: “Lemme finish her off”
"You got a brain haemorrhage? What's that? No? Lemme sort that for you then."
Its hilarious how simular Daz is to Graystillplays😂
Bruh I laughed so hard reading this 😂
“Taste the dirt, you’ll be fine”
Good advice Daz.
Wasn't that lesson number 1 in First Aid? Help a person in an accident by putting them on the floor to taste dirt. 🤔
@@DubberRucks I think so
I mean it worked didnt it
@@kastinovi2651 lol 😂
Immunity building right?
Daz: I’m so sorry Suzanne
Also Daz: *slams her head six million times*
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long long time 😂
I’m pretty sure that’s pronounced zoozan when you write it like that I think it’s supposed to be wrote suzan
@@mitsy-wp4xl the name don't really matter its not like shes going to remember it after he smacked her head off the seat so many times XD
@@x257drift8 that's bloody true XD
l and then makes her son an orphane. lol fuckin daz
"Shes not gonna remember her son's birthday after this" I lowkey lost it as soon as i heard tht 😂😂😂
Rip her son and rip the son’s birthday☺️😃
4:27
Daz is literally the funniest human being to ever walk this earth
I agree
That’s true
Very true 👌
Periodt
Yeah so true 😊
Daz singing "Stayin' Alive" while performing CPR is a new level of calm.
Edit: *Thanks for educating my uneducated ass, I didn't know that the song was the perfect rhythm. Thank you again!*
The best!!!
Shame it wasn't enough for one of his victims...ahem... I mean the poor accident victims. 😂
Actually the beats of Stayin’ Alive *and* Another One Bites the Dust are ironically enough the right pace for CPR.
@@ivysmoth6795 I was taught to perform CPR to ‘I Will Survive’ LOL
@@spiikkeefan1808 Oof the irony!
Daz: Singing happily.
Daz 3 seconds later: STOP THE CAR STOP THE CARRRRR!!!!😭😭😭😭
Daz: sings staying alive during cpr
Me: Ironic
Singing that song during cpr can help to stay on track the song has 100 bpm just like a normal heartbeat
He is actually quite good not kidding
At least dwight wasn’t there 👀
He probably watches the office
@@AidenFreak28 my cpr teacher told me that!
*woman dying due to flames*
Daz: "Is that what im driving?"
😂🤣
Lol 🤍✨😂
*”Is there any point of checking him?? HIS LIVERS DOWN THE ROAD..... HES BREATHING?!!”*
Edit: HOLD UP A HEART FROM DAZ WHATT
Edit 2: vv sad now the heart went away cuz I edited
stop
Wow! So he went through a windscreen, lost his liver and he's like...
Imma rest here a while then walk it off.
😁😂🤣
😂😂😂😂 daz hearted your comment, eeeek!
@@user-uu6gf7rt4q WAIT HOLD UP
@@jamieleaf34, The heart went away cuz you edited the comment
“a boar stands in the road”
daz: oh yeah, it was definitely a deer🤞
Lol
lmaoo
thank god someone noticed
Daz: Susan is dead but we cant help everyone can we.
He says casually whilst holding a cup of tea😂
Daz: *SEES BOAR TRACKS* "Oh yeah, definitely a deer."
"The force is strong with this one!"
Daz: ACCIDENT
Me as an accident: *crying*
Don't be so hard on urself lolll
@@Hannah-lt4lu ikr
i’m an accident as welllll
Edit pls sub everyone
“Where has he gone?” “OH IM STANDING ON HIM-“
2:38 I like how he went from “ I am going to save you.” To “ I hope I am going to save you.”
"A motorcyclist has broken their neck and leg"
Hes got another leg, the lazy bastard, just crawl, youve got another two arms. Just do a grievous
You are a bold one
“Taste the dirt, you’ll be fine.”
Amazing advice Daz😂
9:58 “I did that” I love how you take a sip as you say that
Game: A boar was standing here
Daz: Oh yeah, it was definitely a deer
Me: Wtf lol
People: Dying on the road and in their cars.
Daz: Is THAT MY CAR?? 😂😂
I laughed so much lol 😂
I can imagine him saying that at the dealership. 😅
Are you that guy who crashed in the red car?
Daz: takes the kid out the car without knowing
Also Daz: looks confusingly inside the empty car
Also Daz: “oh shit I’m standing on him!”
Someone call Sherlock; he could do with a new assistant this observative!
Wow it's not like we can listen and watch the video ourselves or anything!!
@@yourworstnightmare6003 the sarcasm in this comment is hilarious . This actually made me laugh 😂
@@1ofAkindxx yeah right, I’m sure it did kiddo...
@@yourworstnightmare6003 yah...it did. And dude I’m probably older than you
9:12 "A Boar Stands in The Road" Daz - "Oh yeah it was definitely a deer"
“THERES NO PIONT IN SAVING HIM HIS LIVERS DOWN THE ROAD”
Later: “ HES BREATHING?!?!”
Could you imagine being in a severe accident you're in and out of consciousness and all you hear in the far distance is Daz. "TIME FOR A TEA PARTY"
“AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE REST OUT?”
daz: blows into the microphone
funniest shit ever aha
Yup, I don't think he knows it's not *that* type of game!
As a medical student (studying to become an Occupational therapist) I can tell you that you did everything right. This video actually made my day, keep up the good work!
Can we all take a moment to acknowledge how good Daz sounds when he sings TOT
Daz: It was obviously a deer that made the man swerve
The clue: "A boar was in the middle of the road"
“Ah yes was clearly a deer” 😂
Yep, he shoulda been in CSI with those observations!
Lmfao
@@HannahSnickers yep
“ Taste the dirt, you’ll be fine. “
oh my god, i cannot with this man, the funniest the human to ever exist.
😂😂😂😂😂
Omg i looove your name
“OH IM STANDING ON HIM SHIT” 😭😭 6:30
I think Susanne could of survived if you didn’t give her a concussion banging her head over and over 💀💀
Daz: “I need the fire extinguisher.”
Also daz: “Nope that’s a triangle.”
People: Burning alive
Daz: Checks out his car
never clicked off of “daz dazes step daughter” so fast
Wait what
when the woman's head kept banging on the wheel oml im GALLOPING
**comes upon a horrible car crash**
My mom: “oh you’ll be fine, just walk it off...it’s just a scrape, rub some dirt on it.”
My mum will beat me for getting my clothes dirty
Lol
Ugly Monkey idk why but the lol 2 spaces down from the story sends me that's so funny😂
The school nurse be like:
My mom would give me Panadol
Daz: “where is the truck driver??”
Also daz: “ oh shit he’s on the road. He is lucky to have all his limbs”
ExactLy what I was thinking Daz
Ahahaa
🤣🤣🤣
χαχαχα
I couldn’t breath this whole video!🤣
4:30 - I’m wheezing
When he started singing staying alive, I lost it
Because it’s a method for giving cpr
* Me about to play among us *
* Daz posts *
Me: Among us is gonna have to wait
Are you the imposter? 🤔
3:06 “fire extinguisher…no. that’s a triangle” 😂
Game Title: Accident Simulator
Me realising I play this IRL: 👁👄👁
Daz at 1:03: Here comes the...
Me accidentally shouts out loud: SUNNNNNNN
🎶Doo doo doo doo🎶
@@DubberRucks XDD
daz: let me turn on the radio
Also daz: singing a song without turning the radio on
Somehow I bet he does that irl
He *IS* the radio
@@DubberRucks what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
£!8%"££&+8££-+9
@@andreabridgwood4088 Imagine you're in a supermarket and some random dude starts singing down one of the aisles... that'd be like Daz I bet lol
I’m a 911 operator and I was loving that you knew the staying alive song for cpr compressions 😂😂😂
DAZ SINGING STAYING ALIVE WHEN DOING CPR IS THE BEST THING EVER
The fact that he's singing staying alive while giving cpr 😂😂😂
It’s a method
yeah that’s how you maintain a good rhythm as you give them chest compressions
"BLOW HIM UP LIKE HE'S A BALLOON"
“No that’s a triangle”😂
At 8:08 did the ambulance run that kid over 😂
Actually this looks like a pretty good game for learning how to basically respond to a situation like this with L-ABCDE.
"Accident: The Pilot"
sounds like someone's first born
Daz is literally the reason why my humor is on point
Daz, you lost me at 'He's Breathing??? How??? " I literally can't with this!!!
"no that's a tri- GIVE ME THE EXTINGUISHER"
mood
Fire extinguisher runs out
Daz: viciously blows into mic
it’s 4 in the morning and i cant stop bloody laughing at daz dropping susanne onto the wheel every time he picks her up
”BLOW HIM UP LIKE HE’S A BALLOON” DESTROYED ME-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Daz is not fat,
He is just filled with funny jokes for you ❤
Actually he’s “plump”.
Lol I like that 😂
"I'm not fat; I'm big boned!"
When he kept making her hit her head against the steering wheel i couldn't breathe 🤣
Ikr - it's no wonder she died 😂
"a bear stands in the road"
Oh yeah definitely a dear.
It said that the bumper smashed the mum in the head killing her. I have my doubts that it was actually that collision, and not Daz just assaulting her 😂
Daz: “I’ve got two more clues”
Game: Footprints- clue (“A boar stands in the road”)
Daz: “Footprints oh yeah it was definitely a deer. I’ve crashed because of deer before now”
😂😂
It was definitely a deer "boar tracks" 😂😂😂
Woman dying in a car fire
Daz: Ima save you. (takes out the fire extinguisher) " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I have never laughed so much in my laugh. Nearly woke my family up at 2.15 in the morning
I want a tea party
Can I join
Me too
Same
I’ll only go if there’s also cake. Or something edible. Lol
Call the Mad Hatter...
He throws them all the time!
🎩 🎂 🎇 🎉 🎊
1:10 I thought that was the actual game😂
Daz is like the father of CZcams... he's Dadz
“Susan Susan” continues to smack her head on the steering wheel😭😭
Daz: preforming cpr
Also Daz: singing while someones dying
And that my friends is staying on the positive side of life😌
Casually worrying about the guys shirt staining while people r either dead or dying. Gotta get ur priorities ya know
"and the kid is alive, without a mom"
"probably because i let her burn too much" *sips tea*
“I think one of my patients is already dead” I dunno why but it made me think it was like an appointment for death like oh hey don’t forget your four o clock patient that died
just watching him makes me day, i hope he never gets to a point where he thinks he’s too old to do these kinds of videos because he would just be as funny when he’s 89
@Lost in the dark :D 🤦♀️
IM NOT GETTING IN THERE. HIS ARM’S HaNgInG oFf!!
Come now Daz he can't hurt you...
He's armless!
10:00 😂😂😂this is why I love Daz😂😂
'wait wheres he gone..?'
'IM STANDING ON HIM!, SH**'
this scene was re-played 100000 times by me
daz for live
“hey my man, are you good?”
him sitting there while clearly hurt / unconscious 👁👄👁
lmao i love daz
Before watching: seems like a good game
After: ok this was funny but also had me at the edge of my seat
At least we know how accident recovery would go with him on scene now 🤣
@@DubberRucks yep!
9:13
Daz: "definitely a deer"
The clue says a Boar 😆
NO one:
Daz:alright sweeties let's have a look at the accidents here
Me:I'm a sweetie yay
0:56 Daz needs a record deal
literally 1 minute in he almost crashes and I nearly had a heart attack 😂
Apparently he forgot he was supposed to 🛑 *STOP* 🛑 accidents not cause them!
@@DubberRucks yeah hit the brakes dont scream at them😂😂
"Is there any point in checking him?? His LIVER is down the ROAD!"
This cracked me up - and I'm studying to become a nurse, so you'd think I'd respond more appropriately 😅🙈
still funny af even after the years omg 😭
“Ha ha ha ha staying alive staying alive ha ha ha” 😂😂😂
1:05 I was laughing so hard💀💀💀💀 STOP THE CARRRR
I cant tell you how much I LOVE DAZ, he makes me laugh when i hade the most hardest or stressful day ever I have been watching him for 12 years and i still love him. He is my favorite youtuber!
Thank you for being here Daz... Whenever im sad im anxious I watch you!!
And it sure does brighten up my day!
All my love
From Keira
Daz:How's it going Dazzlers
Subtitles : HOUSKOW DAS LEIRS
Apparently even the subtitles can't understand him 😂
I swear he's such a good singer
Love the South Park reference at 8:35
I CAN'T BE THERE ONLY ONE WHO ENJOYED THOSE LITTLE BOP DAZ DID I-
it doesn't matter how hard you try to save her she was dead before you got there just a heads up, she died on impact of the crash @Daz Games
‘His liver is half way down the road’
I am so happy to have seen this. Daz is probably my favourite CZcamsr tbh. And I need another video on this.
Daz is the most kind and funniest person to walk this earth 😌🤍