Worst Thief Ever | Thief Simulator
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- čas přidán 19. 09. 2022
- How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games, and we're back with another simulator game! This one is all about being a THIEF! But you all know me, these sim games are tricky so I might just end up being the WORST THIEF EVER! Let's play the game!
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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one! - Hry
I imagine if Daz ever invaded a house the owners would walk downstairs, look in the kitchen and see his ski mask pulled up halfway while he’s sipping some tea. Now that would be an experience to tell the grandkids
@Daz Games 🅥 explained what Mr 144 subs
first time ive seen a daz bot
@@ScottishDummy same
@Daz Games 🅥 bro can you reply to me on Snapchat it would mean the world to me thanks of you can
he would go straight to the kids room
Daz: I am invisible. I am a professional.
Daz literally 2 seconds later: I am going to prison.
😂😂😂😂😂
Literally my D&D character 🤣
Going to prison for grooming a child that’s for sure!!!!
That’s right. Going to prison for sticking his Fat Smelly CHAFED Johnson where it doesn’t belong!
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Imagine trying to sleep and just as you're about to sleep you hear a British man say *"Is this neighbourhood deaf?"*
I would just go back to sleep, thinking I had way too much sugar intake XD
"I stole a damn TV from the 19th century"🤣 Make it more Daz I want some more laughing cramps!😂❤
Dud your comment section is filled with two bots
@@derpydevilolidk make that three
@@PooSkids do u play episode!?!
@@PooSkids oh
@@PooSkids make that four
“Am I stealing for Gordon Ramsey?!” 😂 Daz is so funny
FR FR fr
@Daz Games shorts 🅥 the lies 😂
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha so funny
@Daz Games 🅥 wow, a daz bot.
@Audrey Jones you’re sick, he’s dead and you’re making fun of him, I hope u get banned
Daz : *breaks window*
Also Daz : *opens window to climb inside*
Fr 😭
Daz: “why am I 4 foot tall?”
Also Daz: *sitting down*
mans was crouching the entire game that's talent
Without knowing too 😂
@@thatone3AMcreatureHe said, “It’s ‘cause I’m playing in sitting mode, isn’t it?” and then stood up to be taller, so he did know 🤣
Daz: opens front door.
Also Daz: doesn’t use front door, instead puts tv through window and breaks it😂
Yeah aha, thats just the professional theif way on how to steal a television 😂
Daz casually crouching the entire game 🤣
Playing while sitting: "Why am I 4 feet tall?"
I found the stealing only one shoe funnier than I should have 😂
Same 😂
Daz playing simulator games are just amazing seeing him struggle with only things he can struggle with 😂😂
🤣🤣
"These people really need to be more careful with their money." Said Daz as he casually shoved a pile of money into a bag.
Daz never fails us to make our day better
npc
Yes IT is truhf
@@DJFREEZZ It’s a bot lmao
@@aliciax5854 oh whoops
@Audrey Jones no you dont😂
Daz: “Thats the house i want to rob”
*drops tv for the 2nd time*
😂😂
lost it when he turned the window wipers on 💀💀
That slight tap on the window has me rolling
i was scrolling to find this comment yess 😂
Was having a rough day because of my college classes and as soon as I was about to sleep it off, Daz comes in with a video. You always put a smile on my face Daz. I hope all is well with you! ❤️
@Daz Games 🅥 bruh bot
@Daz Games 🅥 bruh get out
@J Dude you can leave too :)
@J Dude lmao
Id love to see a part 2 where you start robbing houses with actual security! This is hilarious.
He said he probably will do since this game contains multiple levels, can’t wait for the part 2 of this XD
Samme
Vinny: … and don’t let anyone see you!
Daz: alright they won’t see me!
Literally 3 seconds later
Daz: they’re gonna see me!
Thank you for being such a genuinely funny guy - always makes my day when you upload
😀
Husband: "Honey, Wheres the toaster?" Wife: "It should be on the counter hun!" Husband: "Its not there!"
Daz: * *Toasting bread with his stolen toaster* *
Daz never stop making people laugh
Watching Daz get frustrated at anything is the best cure for depression!
Confirmed
"Am I playing this for Gordon Ramsey" I can't daz is amazing and so funny
No words can describe the joy I feel when Daz uploads a new video.❤
Same 🥰
daz is definitely the best youtuber, no questions asked
daz as a thief would just get distracted critiquing the leftovers in the fridge lmfaoo
Now see if I walked into my kitchen one day and I see Daz routing through my refrigerator. I wouldn’t think nothing of it. 😂 I would just carry-on with my day 😂
He'll only steal your frying pan anyway😂🤷🏼♀️
Thank you for uploading Daz, I’m going through something extremely heart breaking with my family right now. This is what I needed.
Update: my dad has passed away. October 7th, 2022. Asking for prayers ❤️
I hope everything goes well and gets better for you and your family 😊
I'm very sorry for what has happened to your family, and I hope you are doing ok.
I hope all works out okay for you. Daz is great at cheering us all up
I'm so sorry I hope things get better soon God bless you and hope you have an amazing day much love ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so much everyone for the sweet wishes!!
Daz never stop making people laugh
Yes he's so funny lol 😂
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7:35 HaHA! Joke's on you Daz! I've always kept my life savings in my dirty clothes bin!
Honestly I think Daz would make a good reputation as a criminal just stealing everyone’s fry pans.
i cant explain how excited i get when daz uploads
SAME!
Tested for Covid this morning, so I've spent the entire day binge watching old Daz videos and laughing my self to death. Thanks for making my day better Daz! ^_^
I love this ❤️ would definitely do the same ( and have done 😂)
He’s a nonce tho?
Hope you get better soon bud!
@@little_mix_vault4817 Thank you!
Binge watch Andrew tate, maybe you’ll become a man…
i died when he said “ how do i get in the car and NOT WAVE AT IT”😭😭love daz
I still can't believe you're like one of the only people I've seen from the beginning to now..... For your whole internet career. Such an amazing CZcamsr to this day.
I would kinda want Daz to break into my house. Just imagine hearing him outside like:
"I am invisible"
"I am a professorial"
...
"I am... going to prison"
I like how the music stopped soon as he got a crowbar
Also how his subs treat him like a god(good cause he is)
Daz is happy when a game has a flashlight
"Why am I 3ft tall?"
I'm just imagining *Daz being a midget* who's been sneaking into people's houses to steal stuff, all whilst singing about what he's doing lmao
Daz “oh shit im on the street….good evening” 😂😂😂😂 I lost it lol
i would invite daz for tea if i saw him "robbing" my house. He is the most sassiest thief I have ever seen.☕☕☕☕☕👌👌👌
I LOVE VR content from Daz, we got to have more! From horror games to bloody fighting games! Your headset should have a half decent mic so you should be able to stand up and play as well!
He has played other vr games standing up so he has a good microphone
"oh no I can't watch breaking bad... But at least I have ketchup"😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻 this was like a thief from Brassic -series. So much fun!
Please do another and rob bigger houses! I found this hilarious and very entertaining. If I had a VR I’d definitely play this game as well. Keep up the great work 😊
Your the most FABULOUS thief ever
'AM I STEALING FOR GORDEN RAMSEY?' - Daz Black 2022
#2 on trending in gaming, well done daz!
Imagine some dude with a flashlight on his head just casually rubbing your windows with his gloves
Daz put the ketchup in the freezer lol - so now they have a frozen bottle of ketchup and no tv lol
daz makes your day:
👇
When it comes to needing humor in my life Daz is always there making me laugh until the point where i start crying of laughter and having belly aches but it's all worth it thank you Daz for being such a funny and amazing inspiring person. ❤❤
@Eluwina go away bot
hiii
HEY
@UCnTEilho1fWHD2cBaZ4h16Q ty
Hello
@Audrey Jones thats a bit harsh
@Audrey Jones you make trash videos xd techno makes ten times the better videos you do only reason i dont insult you is cause techno wouldn’t want us to
5 minutes and there is already 5k views... that says something.
Love your videos daz, keep up the great work. Thanks for EVERYTHING you do.
Why can I just imagine Daz wearing full black walking up the side of a house with a rope 😂
Only if a 13 year old lives there
I've been waiting ages for another daz simulator video😭
I stayed home from school today because I'm sick and it's been a boring day but as soon I saw you post a big smile came on my face. You never fail to make us happy. I love you daz. ❤
Ur vids are like the only thing keeping me from having a massive mental break down and destroying my whole fricking room, thank u daz 💗👏😽
Yesss some of my favorite Daz plays are when he does simulators... Would love to see you play more of this game, Daz!!
i just loved his singing,
"Roses.... Ugly bench...No ones in...."
and instead of the "No ones in" i wouldve said "Stupid door" 😂
12:38-12:49
- an amazing thief the musical narrated and sung by Daz Black. 😂
💙
Hi Daz! Love the videos, if I'm having a tough time I always come to your videos to cheer me up. I am so grateful for all you do for me and the youtube community
Thankyou.
The VR videos are always my favourite ones
Legend says that the ketchup is still in that freezer to this day, waiting for some one to finally eat it
Daz giving himself a pep talk in his car is amazing
I hope he does more of these so he can go to the creepy desolate house 🤣🤣
"STOP going *beep beep* " 7:48
Crippling debt, lost a job, online sales plummet, life sucks. Daz uploads a new video, life’s good.
POV: Your a woman standing looking out your window not suspecting a thing
Daz: *Breaks into your garden and spots you*
Also Daz: "OH MY GOD THERES A WOMAN!"
No chance last night I was wishing he played this while I watched markiplier play this lmao
Hi daz. Im a big fan and even after a mental breakdown you still seem to make me smile
I hope you’re ok friend Xx I’m here to talk if you would like ❤️. You are loved
“I am invisible,I am a professional,I am … Going to prison ,WHOS THAT ?”
Thank you, Daz. Rough day today but you always make it better. ❤
Daz would break in and cook the family a meal as good as Gordon
12:42 “Roses ugly bench no ones innnn” had me dying
Is anybody talk about how Daz turned into Michael Jackson when he was trying to break the fence
It's always makes my day when Daz posts a new video!
Me too ❤️😍
YES DAZ IVE ALWAYS HOPED YOUD PLAYED THIS :D
Imagine daz breaking through your bedroom window as a thief he’d be like “ u got any spare tea”
“Roseeeeees, ugly beeeeench, no one’s iiiiin, dun dun” 🤣
I can’t believe people tried accusing this man of being a diddle I don’t ever see daz tryna sex a child
another banger video like always, keep it up daz
@Doni Suep bruh stop nobody likes bots
"No one heard that-? IS EVERYONE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD DEAF?" that was one of my favorite parts LOLL
notice how daz has no dislikes in his videos? that proves how much of a legend he is.
You must be joking
Ik ur joking but that's cause the bloody dislikes have been removed
Daz never fails to make us laugh XD
We love you daz
Love you daz
Oh Daz, you're going to have a time with this game. The houses and neighborhoods just keep ramping up the difficulty. 😆
Please do another one this was so fun to watch❤️☺️
Daz never fail to entertain😂
I honestly, genuinely feel happier when Daz uploads
Daz wearing that Foo Fighters merch. Respect.
Who wants Daz to continue this I sure do I want him to finish the game!
Daz: no one will see me
2secs later
Daz: hits the window they might see me💀
Daz is so funny let's all take a moment to appreciate to what he does for us thank you
This had me cracking up Daz! I would love to see more of this .
@Hades r u a bot
Daz could never be a thief he'd make too much noise and alert the owners that he was there lol
Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen
We must to believe in Jesus Christ. He's coming soon
“🎶🎵I robbed a house, I robbed a house! I stole a damn TV from the 19th Century 🎵🎶”
Classic daz. I wouldn’t even mind if he broke in, guys, if daz comes round LEAVE SOME TEA ON THE TABLE!
Daz never fails to make me smile
I agree 💯❤️
Never 😁
No bots on this thread. Wow, impressive!
@@RyanBentz I was expecting the “finally it’s here” one 😂
Can i ask why do people invert there camera sometimes when they. Change to small face cam is that just what happens sometimes