HILARIOUS! BARTENDER SIMULATOR
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
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How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and we are back with some VR! Today we are playing some Bartender Simulator and gonna make those BIG tips. Let's play the game!
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Imagine ordering a drink and your bartender yells from across the room “CATCH!” Before he hurls a glass coke bottle at your skull
LMAO
Hahahhaahaa
@@VleesetendPlantje14 idk why, but I read this as CinemaSins’ joyful giggle whenever he genuinely finds something funny
died 🤣🤣
@@kerril857 died 🤣💀
I love how Daz gets progressively more angry at the game LMAO
I can't help but laugh every time he yells when he drops his drinks.
@@Nameless-pf1yj Lmao yes I can feel how he is trying not to loose his sh1t
LMAO!
it bc it not a tea party sims
@@ONYXPROJ3CT666 I wish that was a thing
Daz: *drops bottle*
The game: FAIL
Daz: *throws bottle at customer*
Game: that’s okay
It doesn't make any sense
@@TheRealMonke21 no shit buddy
that’s how it be at a club
@@TheRealMonke21 really Sherlock?😑
@@HandleNoobywell aren’t you a ray of sunshine😑
“Take a long glass and shove it up your arse.” 10/10 British humour😂
🤣🤣🤣
Agreed 😂😂😂😂
😭😂
12:42
Imagine this being real life and while he's over there smashing the bottles and yelling at the drinks and straws, the party guests are over there looking at him like, "👁👄👁 wtf"
😂 but fr. We love you, Daz
This is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen.
I kinda wish it’s like a multiverse thing where whatever he does in the game happens in real life 😂
honestly I would be that surprised if that happened in the uk. would be your regular Tuesday evening😭
daz: *throws glass and catches it* "ha! bet you all thought i was gonna drop that"
also daz: *proceeds to drop it*
😂
That made me laugh out loud and I never do😭😭🤣🤣
Daz: This isn’t cooking simulator
Also Daz: *Proceeds to fuck everything up and lose his mind*
🤣🤣🤣
classic daz
Isn’t that what he does in every game
10:11 Daz: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You all thought I was going to drop it!"
10:14 Daz: "Okay..." *SMASH!* "Fuck sake...stupid fucking game!"
As an actual bar tender*, not using a shot measure when pouring out spirits is the most peculiar thing
*a bar tender in the middle of nowhere in the UK
Right! i thought the same thing. tho i pour free hand too lol
Bartenders in my country don't use shot measures 😆
@@EllenTheArtist that's really interesting!
the game was frustrating enough imagine having to use shot measures 😂
@@samphilip4477 very true 😅
I can confirm as a bartender this is pretty much spot on for accuracy 😂
Nearly at 10 years behind the bar and while this is distressing I can relate so much 🤣
It’s scary how accurate it is 😂
@@kittysouthall2223u didn’t reply to her u said that randomly
Ah yes, my favorite drink is one dash of bitters on ice in a mule mug 😂
Daz: *throws bottle*
Bottle: *lands on table*
Daz: THATS FREE👍
WHEN HE MOCKS THE BRITISH GUY IS SO HILARIOUS- IM DYING RN 💀💀
daz is british lmao 🤣🤣😂😂
Daz: fails to pour ice in the cup
Also daz: "WHY DOES THE ICE HAVE PARKINSONS!!!!!!"
😭😭
thanks mate im deaf and didn't hear
4 bots in a row wow
@@argentechgames tell me about it. I'm collecting them like pokemon
Daz's Mind: Each time you get a drink wrong, break a bottle
Daz: Got it *proceeds to carry that order out throughout the entire video*
@bodoti qwiu Indeed
He makes up for it with his brilliant bartending philosophy: For every minor problem you have, pour extra rum.
14:35 all jokes aside, this was actually good singing
11:13 just the way Daz said "what" was just fucking hilarious. You could hear the confusion and flabbergast
"Why does the ice have Parkinson's?!"
I laughed so hard
SAME 🤣🤣🤣
Daz: NO STRAWS!! WE MUST SAVE THE TURTLES!
Also Daz: Do we need a straw? Yes.
yeah instread we get those soggy paper straw
Ironic
Narrator: "take a long glass"
Daz: "and shove it up your ass"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wheezed so hard I sounded like a donkey 😅
Imagine being Sarah being on call or Facetime with her friends and all of a sudden hearing this 14:43
I really feel like Daz is helping me out of my depressive state, I haven't laughed so hard in so long, he's absolutely hilarious- love you Daz, please do a part 2 :)
Good for you♡
Sameeee
I’m happy for you, keep up the good work! :D
Literally same!!!!! I was crying yesterday and today I’m in tears laughing from this vid
I always love the simulation games. Thank you for the laughs!
12:42 killed me 😂
Same here 😂😂😂😂
Fr
8:07 Cobrah Librayhh 🤣. Daz is the funniest
Watching Daz slowly loose his sanity at this game is just the peak of my day😂😭
12:42
Daz: "Take a long glass and shove it up your a$$" Always gets me laughing hard XD
This bit was the funniest 🤣
@@lfc2729 And Gin and tonic, absolutely 🤣
@@dovethewingedwarrior424 and the vamoof
I’m screaming uncontrollably 😂😂😂
@@owl3093 That means your body loves to watch Daz. I guess he is the true cure for feeling down^^
14:39 makes me laugh everytime him singing lol
"Have a lime cheer up" I don't know why but that made me laugh so much lmao
Daz: "lets serve some pints"
My brain: "mega pints?"
Yo that’s a reference
Also I like how the first bot’s programmer clearly couldn’t spell 😂
omg i literally said the same exact thing😂
My brain: “they come in pints?”
Ayyyy! A JD reference🤣🤣🤣
I love how when Daz starts a VR game, he is very calm and collected, but then at the end where he is ending the video, it's just all gone bad. XD Dazzler for life^^
Even if he did this in real life, daz would probably quit the job 20 minutes in 💀
That's cute you think he would last 20 minutes 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
5 seconds more like it 😂
The angrier he got, the funnier the video got 😂
Alternative Title: Daz takes 16 minutes to make one drink
CubaLibre
looks like daz is having so much fun on this game, hope to see more of this🤣
10:11 had me dying because I knew Daz was going to drop the glass.
12:20 when he puts straw in wrong glass then it failed him I lost it 😂😂🤩🤩
The part with the White Rum and having to put more in because of crisis’ happening had me dying. 🤣🤣
5:50 gets me every single time.
“ain’t nothin but a thang” 🌈✨
watching daz get sassy with a bar game for 16 mins is honestly the best way to start my birthday :) thanks daz
LUCKYY YOU GOT THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
Jack : "Why`s the rum gone ? "
Me : " Because Daz was the bartender ! "
14:43 my last brains in math class 💀
6:14 I'm impressed by Daz's skills lol
14:54 This is exactly how it feel about my day job! FUCK THIS JOB!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:46 ‘Place your attitude somewhere else’ 😂
Mom when you actually respond to her question:
pov: you and your friends are at this nightclub talking as daz gets more and more angry at bartending in the background
*me yelling to my friend over the music* : "I LOVE this place; they've got a REAL professional bar tender, too!"
*hears glass smashing and daz yelling whilst continuing to dance*
"WHOOOO" xD
13:31 made me laugh so much haha
8:33 “that’s vodka, FUCK SAKE!”😂😂
As an actual Barman seeing him but just bitters with nothing else killed me 5:13
Just one drop in the cup too xD
When daz posts a vid it's like my day just gets 100% better
15:24
Another quote to live by:
Have a lime! Cheer up - Daz
Daz's videos are my therapy lol, 12:42 is the best part of this video for me
Same here, fucking hilarious 😂
I love how Daz gets so angry at the game, I couldn’t stop laughing at him 😂. Stay dazzling ❤️
VERMOUTH VERMOUTH VERMOUTH IS ON FIRE!!
10:02 LMAOO HIS "ok🧍" is killing me
FR
i was CRACKING UP at 8:00 LITERALLY DYING
"OH! A COKE! ..... *breaks it, him surprised* it's gone-"
HAHAAAHAHAHAHHAAH
You're the best to make me (and anyone) laugh. Love you and keep up with the wonderful and joyful work that are these videos to bring up our day/night at anytime! :D
11:23
Daz: I’m kind of mesmerized, I’ve never actually paid attention to the dancers! They’re doing all SORTS of shit! I kind of want to be out there
Me: at this point, you and I both belong there, CupaLibre has pissed me off too
15:00 "WRONG ICE!!! THERES ONLY ONE TYEP OF ICE!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can't even spell 😂😂😂😂
12:42 THE WHOLE VIDEO MADE ME DIE FROM LAUGHTER BUT THIS THIS IS HILARIOUS DAZ IS COMEDY GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have never laughed for 16 minutes straight before until now
I was crying with laughter throughout the whole video 🤣 especially at the end where he starts smashing all the bottles 🤣🤣
I literally can barely breathe I’m rolling around on my bed I’m crying 🤣😭
same 🤣😭
10:25 is the best part 😂😂
15:25 Cheer up, have a lime! I don't know why that was so funny XD
I got the notification for a video and accidentally clicked it, unexpectedly got Daz yelling “GUYS” on my screen.
7:14 i started dying🤣🤣🤣
15:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*AI voice guy:* Gin and tonic!
*Daz:* Gin and tonic! Absolutely!!
This is the most I’ve laughed with daz since cooking sim 😂😂😂
Who else wants to see cooking simulator come back?
@@bluelightning9440Completely gonna dash to CZcams once I see the notification about the video dropping
"Not with cooking simulator, it's coming"
Only been 6 months since last one🤣
Hello, fan! 👆🏼
Add up on telegram to claim prize
Thats probably how long he's needed to recover
10:08 had me dying🤣
Daz: “No one can use a straw”
Also Daz: “Let me put a straw”
(Huge fan by the way)
I love how pissed he is about hearing “Cuba lebri” a thousand times
IM EARLYYYY ASFFFFF
ME TOO THE VIDEO IS LITERALLY ONE MINUTE OLD WE DID IT🌟
Sammeeee finally early for once😫
SAME
Me toooo
Me too
15:34
'aha ha! ice ice baby dundundundundundundundundun!
i failed... :('
E
Das finishes the cubalibre at 13:15
The immediate bottle throw after the glass got smashed by the door😂
Daz actually makes you forget all your problems for a short amount of time thanks daz
Have a dazzling day, Daz! Love your videos so much :)
All of the replies are sex bots, that’s concerning.
@@AustinTheWeenieTickler yeah it's taking over comment sections and it's so hard to find actual replies 😭
If I'd see this at a bar I'd be dying on the ground of laughter 🤣🤣 thank you so much Daz for making my day better❤️
@16:25 IM DEAD!!!! Smash smash smash 'Americano'
4:04 I'M WHEEZING
My boyfriend and I were dying of laughter. You.get just as angry as we do when it comes to that game. You should try beatsaber next! Love ya Daz!!
@@kingmankingboy8743 nobody cares :D
8:30 40 ml coming right up 😅 thats vodka........😂😂😂😂 why I'm laughing so much at this statement😂😂
12:42 made me dying 😂😭
2:25 why the ice got parkisons 💀😂
1 minute go Dazzlers!
To say I RAN 🏃♀️ here is an under statement 🤣
Ran faster than Sonic and the flash combined lol
Lol 😂
@@Moon_Eclipse16 these bots ran faster than all of these combined twice
@@turg1737 ok that's true
1:51 lol what the heck was he trying to do? Put it back in the bottle?🤣
I laughed so hard that I cried this was so funny.
I’m going through a very rough time in my life and I’m glad I stumbled across Daz on here. He has made me realise I can still laugh and there is some joy in the world.
You may not see this but I want to say thank you Daz your videos have stopped me going to a dark place. Wish there was some way I could co tact him to thank him personally
i love the simulators!!! the way daz reacts to how the games are played is just hilarious
12:41 I CANT STOP LAUGHING LMAOAOA JUST THE WAY HE SAID IT
13:33 in my opinion when he was chanting " VERMOUTH VERMOUTH VERMOUTH IS ON FIRE" it sounds like a football chant
2:07 Daz: aah, a coke
Also daz a few seconds later: ITS GONE
Daz: Sweet…VERmowth…
Me, a real life bartender: Aw wee lamb
11:04 THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH
9:54 That guy looks like her dad...... SHUT UP!!!!! 😅 😅
4:10 when daz pours cola until 199ml i just died inside 😭😭
We need more VR content, I was in stitches from laughing not even 2 minutes in 🤣
its currently 10:30 pm where im at and ive had the absolute worst day of my life. it was terrible. cried so hard i couldnt breathe, had my whole family turn on me. i came home went in my room and immediately started watching your videos. doesnt matter how bad i feel you always make me laugh and whether or not i use it as a distraction, you mean the world to me Daz and dont EVER stop doing what you do❤.
That is the real daz
call 911 on family
Hope you are doing better
I like how Daz’s sanity slowly decreases into madness XD
I am in literal tears watching this, I had to take a break to actually BREATHE😭
"Well that's a fuhckin straw!" 7:24