Daz Watches Amazing Ways People Quit Their Jobs

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  • čas přidán 13. 02. 2019
  • If you need any advice on how to leave your job watch this video lol!
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  • @Kamidesu_Kun
    @Kamidesu_Kun Před 3 lety +2983

    I imagine his daughter trying to facetime her friends in a group and all her friends hear is LINDAAAAA!!!!!!!

  • @cbmcglynn3110
    @cbmcglynn3110 Před 5 lety +30458

    *20 years later daz quits his CZcams because of his low disk space...*

  • @Penny__pennys
    @Penny__pennys Před 3 měsíci +284

    2024 club where u at

  • @cecig_7603
    @cecig_7603 Před rokem +450

    I got a job at Walmart later on in the year this was posted, and when I first watched this I always assumed the people quitting their job at Walmart were being overdramatic and were just being cranky. I worked there for about a year and a half, and I have never felt so exhausted, so belittled and so frustrated in my whole life. I'm a little late answering your question, but yes, Walmart is absolutely abysmal to work for.

    • @Blitzy279
      @Blitzy279 Před rokem +8

      But why tho, what they put people to do in there? I thought is just similar with an warehouse or a big supermaket🤣

    • @jerryakatony5724
      @jerryakatony5724 Před rokem +17

      @@Blitzy279 They severely understaff workers, don’t pay people over the smallest details, workers rarely actually do the job they were hired for because the company would assign them jobs the didn’t sign up for, and on top of that they give ridiculous hours that if you don’t work (they don’t pay for those hours btw) then your fired. Walmarts is horrible

    • @Blitzy279
      @Blitzy279 Před rokem +4

      @@jerryakatony5724 Wtf is wrong with those people? 😐

    • @untitled_goose3505
      @untitled_goose3505 Před rokem +13

      Note to self:don't work at walmart

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit Před rokem +8

      ​@@jerryakatony5724 dude my biggest issue with Walmart was when covid hit and they tried to force me from going to the doctor after i completely lost my taste and smell (of course i still went and I tested positive, I was stocking so that spreads quick), they refused to pay me my covid pay, and then tried to fire me because of it, they are so ass 😭

  • @killmelmao220
    @killmelmao220 Před 5 lety +11497

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Theres a guy screaming linda
    In isle two

  • @emmascustomcloset
    @emmascustomcloset Před 5 lety +578

    I have a rose that's red
    My lawn grass is green
    There's always low disk space
    On daz’s computer screen

  • @patrickgilhuly06
    @patrickgilhuly06 Před rokem +119

    “There’s quitting and then there’s just quitting life” 😂 I love Daz’s commentary. He always knows what to say at the right moment

  • @heathergarrison8189
    @heathergarrison8189 Před rokem +76

    I once had a manager call me worthless. She verbally abused me so many times. She told me to “shut up and do my damn job” and I said “shut up and give me a damn piece of paper so you can get my two weeks notice in writing”

    • @kaitykat1720
      @kaitykat1720 Před rokem +11

      I had a manager berate me on her day off because I didn’t get a truck taken care of in less than an hour when I was by myself then she called me useless and I gave her my notice on the back of a dirty receipt 😂

    • @gogo_1819
      @gogo_1819 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Good for u, hope ur at a better job now

  • @cutleynurotic
    @cutleynurotic Před 5 lety +590

    "Tis the day of love!"
    *I am a single Pringle looking for love tho...*

  • @stawildcats_36
    @stawildcats_36 Před 5 lety +2831

    Roses are red
    That may be true
    But violets are violet
    Not f*cking blue

  • @suki2629
    @suki2629 Před rokem +854

    Daz: “The dog was optional”
    Me:”….so were the kids, if I’m being honest.”

  • @breathej.4872
    @breathej.4872 Před 2 lety +77

    Honestly, cheers to the news anchor. That was some serious bravery. Hope she's doing well.
    God bless you all.

  • @itsjustmeofficial
    @itsjustmeofficial Před 5 lety +1855

    Roses are red
    Here's something new
    Violet's are violet
    Not f*cking blue

  • @jacobsalmon611
    @jacobsalmon611 Před 5 lety +749

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Karen left me
    To be with you
    She took the kids
    They are mine too
    Come back Karen
    I still love you

  • @Rebelwithacause94
    @Rebelwithacause94 Před 6 měsíci +15

    I threatened to quit my job after they illegally denied my doctors appointment. It had built up much like Daz and I couldn’t take the abuse anymore. I resigned from that job and now I have something so much better

  • @TheGflips445
    @TheGflips445 Před rokem +42

    Why did bro start walking like a gta character💀 7:09

  • @x_taz_x0325
    @x_taz_x0325 Před 5 lety +4290

    Blood is red
    Emos wear black
    The government called
    They want Linda the assassin back

  • @Space1670
    @Space1670 Před 3 lety +2234

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    'LINDA There's a dead man on isle two!!!'

    • @reaIIycooI
      @reaIIycooI Před 3 lety +63

      _THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT HERE I LAUGHED SO HARD-_

    • @thepopchannel3193
      @thepopchannel3193 Před 3 lety +21

      Sorry this comment gave me depression

    • @Space1670
      @Space1670 Před 3 lety +8

      @@thepopchannel3193 😂

    • @Space1670
      @Space1670 Před 3 lety +8

      @Jackalicious why thank u, u r a legend 2

    • @AD-pn5vk
      @AD-pn5vk Před 3 lety +1

      im scp you r poo 666!!!!!!!! is died!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yat 666??

  • @rubyhobbit7129
    @rubyhobbit7129 Před rokem +20

    Oh boy this reminds me of the time I quit from Sonic. So the job originally wasn't a bad job and I quite enjoyed it. I was great at serving, a lot of the regular customers really liked me and my nice attitude and way to resolve simple situations. Most my coworkers liked me because I was super nice and great to work with. Not to mention whenever the guy I was dating showed up they let me go in a break to spend time with him all in all it was a great job until we got new management.
    So I was hired automatically because of my good personality and everything under the old manager. The new manager hated that, and made sure I knew because as soon as she took over my hours were suddenly gone. I wasn't able to work, she never put me on the schedule, she hated how nice I was, I always came to her and asked nicely for days to work. (Fuck after a week I was begging her to let me work along with everyone else who worked with me) she told everyone I used to work with who asked where I was, that I had already quit even though they knew I had not especially because I would still show up and ask hey can I please work.
    I had bills to pay even as a teen so not being able to work and not being able to pay and almost getting kicked out on the streets was not cool at 17.
    After two weeks of this crap I began looking for another job and my mother finally decided to take care of my ass because she realized after coming to the store herself to fight for my hours (because she didn't believe me when I told her I was and was threatening to kick me out) and was told by the manager to fuck off and that I was a bitch which then caused an uproar of the coworkers who worked with me which confused the fuck out of my mother as the workplace stood up for me against the manager leading to a few others who lost their job that day. Literally the manager fired them in front of my mother. My mother spoke with them afterwards and they explained everything to her and she was surprised I was telling the truth. She came home that day and told me get the fuck out of that job. You have two months to find a new one.
    When I heard everything that happened I went to my closet and grabbed my suit (I always have a nice business outfit on hand for job hunting) and did my makeup.
    Showed up with my uniform carelessly hanging over my shoulder. I looked at the new manager who had her hands crossed as I walked in and I threw it at her. Making her pissed and then didn't say a word as I went to the side got myself a large cup and made myself an ice cream slush. She stormed up to me and asked how I was going to pay for that only to be interrupted by the side manager (there were three. They weren't real managers but had the authority of one and helped train the others) who said. It's free for her, my treat. I smiled at her and then turned to the main manager after getting my drink and smiled.
    "I quit."
    I finally said and she then looked smug as if she won something oh but I forgot to mention I didn't come alone. Be a regular favorite of the customers and a student from the school across the street hehe I brought enough business for them to be stuck in a rush the whole day. I did apologize to my other coworkers for that but they were actually very happy about it because that was the most tips they got in a long while and the manager wasn't able to confiscate them all because it was so much money.
    I did get another job at a burger joint right across the street that was more popular and right next to the highschool and also became a key holder there by the time I was 18.
    The old manager was pissed to see me there and ruined that store by the way because soon they didn't care what they served from that Sonic and got in trouble with Court because they kept a serving raw fried chicken sandwiches.
    (Bonus on how I know that, I was part of the student city council and my days off were just for our meetings that were all mandatory. Hell they were every Thursday so it was no big deal for me.)

    • @HA-wd2pu
      @HA-wd2pu Před 6 měsíci

      Damn long story lol
      That manager was messed up.
      Glad you quit and hope your doing okay.

    • @kylespear5505
      @kylespear5505 Před 6 měsíci

      Bitch wrote a whole book😂😂
      No but srsly im glad you're ok

  • @germanconfederation5668
    @germanconfederation5668 Před 2 lety +119

    Daz could most likely turn a 50 second video into a hour long review

  • @FirstNameLastName-is8ie
    @FirstNameLastName-is8ie Před 5 lety +353

    I have two poems. I hope you enjoy them. ❤
    1. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Daz reacts to strange videos,
    and we asked him to.
    2. Roses are red,
    So is my face,
    I swear to God,
    If I see another notification about low disk space!!!

  • @p.shaver1294
    @p.shaver1294 Před 5 lety +576

    “The dog is optional.”
    So were the kids.

  • @TelvisionMNM
    @TelvisionMNM Před rokem +7

    10:31 what's this? are we getting some Linda lore?

  • @psychedeli_
    @psychedeli_ Před rokem +6

    4:13 love you daz, so glad ur not against weed 🥰

  • @danielpeppa-pigpowers9386
    @danielpeppa-pigpowers9386 Před 4 lety +799

    "The dog is optional"
    Me:"Kids are optional too"

  • @kiwis_are_people_too273
    @kiwis_are_people_too273 Před 5 lety +470

    Roses are red
    Violet’s are blue
    I have a LINDA
    and she’s coming for you

    • @hollster6424
      @hollster6424 Před 5 lety +6

      Just say it in a Scottish accent and it works amazingly

  • @XOCanadianCandeyXO
    @XOCanadianCandeyXO Před 3 měsíci +2

    5 years later still coming back to this video and its Valentines Day!

  • @boomersooner3187
    @boomersooner3187 Před rokem +8

    The man who said F you to the customer had me in tears 😭

  • @jacobpeacock393
    @jacobpeacock393 Před 4 lety +568

    Me watching daz at 3am: WElComE BacK dAzzLErs
    My dad: SHut thE fUck Up

    • @theCometPM
      @theCometPM Před 4 lety +3

      REKT

    • @bryanbush6247
      @bryanbush6247 Před 4 lety +2

      HA!!!

    • @jlan__
      @jlan__ Před 4 lety +5

      My mum yelled turn that off and go the fuck to sleep

    • @gala-ob5lt
      @gala-ob5lt Před 4 lety

      @jlan_070_ 123 go to the fuck sleep?..

    • @wrench9194
      @wrench9194 Před 4 lety +1

      It’s 6 am for me C:
      I might have a problem..

  • @taishatorres8828
    @taishatorres8828 Před 5 lety +598

    One of these days Linda is actually going to answer back

    • @shoogpj4260
      @shoogpj4260 Před 5 lety +18

      taisha torres & he is gonna shit himself LMAO

    • @lilydains4208
      @lilydains4208 Před 5 lety +8

      taisha torres we all are going to be shook

    • @PadmeAmidalaEdits
      @PadmeAmidalaEdits Před 5 lety +2

      taisha torres that would be creepy

    • @milkuuu_yui
      @milkuuu_yui Před 5 lety +14

      Daz: “LINDA!!!!”
      Linda: “WHAT?!?”
      Daz: “HOLY-“

    • @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen
      @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen Před 5 lety +6

      Boy, am I just waiting for that day...😆😆😆🤣😋🤣!!!!

  • @YTThatPersonNamedRILEYYT
    @YTThatPersonNamedRILEYYT Před 8 měsíci +3

    Roses are red ,
    As silent as a mouse,
    your door is unlocked,
    Im inside your house

  • @user-zo2pk4zx6p
    @user-zo2pk4zx6p Před 7 měsíci +2

    The look of disappointment and internal rage every time he gets that notification kills me every time 🤣

  • @anitastreet6683
    @anitastreet6683 Před 5 lety +603

    This is how many times 'low disk space' has been in videos
    👌

    • @adamguy5400
      @adamguy5400 Před 4 lety +1

      Just don't like farm, please

    • @hostiler9382
      @hostiler9382 Před 4 lety

      1k videos

    • @boo5868
      @boo5868 Před 4 lety

      ǺƉȺӍ X just don’t comment farm, please

    • @adamguy5400
      @adamguy5400 Před 4 lety

      @@boo5868 How the hell am I comment farming I'm just telling someone not to like farm.

    • @boo5868
      @boo5868 Před 4 lety

      ǺƉȺӍ X I’m copying your comment but with comment instead of like 😂 calm down mah dude

  • @tes_-mf8cf
    @tes_-mf8cf Před 5 lety +1834

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Where the hell is LiNdA
    And my disk space too

  • @TechStar84
    @TechStar84 Před 2 lety

    I watched this vid when it came out and have been rewatching it along with all his vids. I came across this one today and when Daz asked about Wal-Mart trash to the employees, a thought went about my brain. Little backstory, my dad worked at Wal-Mart when I was 5 and had worked there for 2 years i believe. We were in Appomattox VA at the time.
    I'm now 15 and he's working there again but in Nebraska. He always gets put in the frozen and dairy sections but he doesn't mind. He knows all the employees, even the ones working when he isn't. This Wal-Mart is good with there employees and the workers all have a good time working while doing what they need to. The one in Appomattox I'm not sure of because I don't remember too much from when he was working there. I love the vids Daz, they always put a smile on my face, no matter what's going through my mind or what's going on around me. I love watching your vids

  • @umbracanine
    @umbracanine Před rokem +2

    1:19 I nearly choked on my kinder happy hippo at this 😭 this part still gets me!

  • @broken6584
    @broken6584 Před 5 lety +365

    **Low Disk Space Has Joined The Chat**

  • @xoava-plays-roblox397
    @xoava-plays-roblox397 Před 4 lety +3594

    daz: was he aiming for the toilet rolls?
    me in march 2020 : there are none

  • @glorializdeegan5380
    @glorializdeegan5380 Před rokem +1

    The guy that quit the superstore when he jumped off the balcony my heart went through the roof

  • @Lancee_
    @Lancee_ Před rokem +6

    Low. Disk. Space

  • @pipersamarie7783
    @pipersamarie7783 Před 4 lety +414

    “There’s quitting and then there’s just quitting life” omg

    • @frosty5130
      @frosty5130 Před 4 lety +2

      It wasn't quitting. It was a prank video

  • @AvidAvgeek
    @AvidAvgeek Před 3 lety +3232

    The story about when daz got fired from the window factory is legendary

  • @icry1cry
    @icry1cry Před rokem +3

    The guy in 8:57 sounds like my uncle when he’s mad 💀💀

  • @shenkyo678
    @shenkyo678 Před 4 měsíci +1

    5:23 that "hnnnnnn" at the end 😂😂

  • @edgycosplays7508
    @edgycosplays7508 Před 3 lety +714

    You know the first one, if someone did that to me and stated a band after they quit, I’d laugh so hard

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 Před 3 lety +7

      U and me both dude (highfives)

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 Před 3 lety +9

      wouldn't we all?

    • @ariyougood
      @ariyougood Před 3 lety +8

      I would be like “NOW THIS IS SOMETHING WROTH CELEBRATION!!!” Idk if I got in trouble I would JOIN THEM TO CELEBRATE! 😂😂😂

    • @commoncosplaystv7507
      @commoncosplaystv7507 Před 3 lety +4

      I'd just join in and start singing the song that never ends to annoy the management even more. It'll be great (also cosplay buddies!)

    • @dynasticpig3759
      @dynasticpig3759 Před 3 lety +1

      I’d play ABBA fernando
      While sitting in the corner of the room with his or hers picture
      While also crying

  • @Elliot_Crolwey
    @Elliot_Crolwey Před 3 lety +402

    Daz: Why do people yell in videos?
    Also Daz: LiNdA!!!!

    • @blck_heron
      @blck_heron Před 3 lety +5

      🤦🏻‍♀️😂

    • @laureninglis7027
      @laureninglis7027 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @katrinawaite3182
      @katrinawaite3182 Před 3 lety +1

      True

    • @carsonmiller8123
      @carsonmiller8123 Před 3 lety +1

      🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lol

  • @Levi-he6nj
    @Levi-he6nj Před rokem +4

    0:12 that's me every radom day bruh 💀
    But sometimes I'm really greatful to have this job bc my Boss is the sweetest person ever!
    The poor thing

  • @purandd1004
    @purandd1004 Před 2 lety +7

    JUMP-SCARE LIST!!!
    9:50 Daz screams at us (Major)

  • @jackieotero5505
    @jackieotero5505 Před 5 lety +3708

    One day, I think daz is gunna shout “LINDA!!”, and all you’re gunna hear is
    “.........yeah?”

    • @emirachelnatalie3397
      @emirachelnatalie3397 Před 5 lety +66

      Imagine....

    • @pramps9341
      @pramps9341 Před 5 lety +48

      Plz lord make it happen

    • @isabelle251
      @isabelle251 Před 5 lety +132

      No she isn’t that chill, he’s been yelling at her for so long. All u you would hear is “WHAT!!????”

    • @jackieotero5505
      @jackieotero5505 Před 5 lety +129

      Fr 😂 you just hear
      “LINDA, HURRY UP AND G-“
      “NUH UH. YELL MY NAME AGAIN AND IMMA BE LIKE THE PEOPLE IN THIS VIDEO AND QUIT” 😂😂

    • @emmajackson2488
      @emmajackson2488 Před 5 lety +104

      The foreshadowing!!!!!!

  • @hanapichalsky
    @hanapichalsky Před 5 lety +434

    Roses are red
    Let's take a dive
    But don't ever ride a motorcycle in aisle number 5

  • @rachelpaul8833
    @rachelpaul8833 Před rokem +2

    I'm late but to answer your question, I have worked for Walmart for three years now and I can honestly say it comes down to the Managers that make or break you. I have some Managers that I would do anything they ask me to do because they're amazing people. They listen to concerns and treat us like actual human beings. I also have some Managers that will stand there watching you struggle and just add more shit to the endless things they want you to do in a shift. Those days are the hardest to work. Some days my eight hours go by so quickly and filled with laughs that I didn't mind being there. Others I feel like a Walmart truck has run me over.

  • @littleknuckles3257
    @littleknuckles3257 Před rokem +3

    Video:most savage ways to quit
    Dad: most “amazing” ways to quit

  • @jakewickens573
    @jakewickens573 Před 4 lety +677

    “There’s quitting and there’s quitting life”-Daz. Classic

  • @soft_tire_compound
    @soft_tire_compound Před 3 lety +5311

    Steve: “back to work”
    Daz: “roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    The third ones for you”

    • @Conisioner
      @Conisioner Před 3 lety +124

      @QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ don't...
      JUST don't...

    • @therhodes7856
      @therhodes7856 Před 3 lety +68

      First it’s copied and second it’s
      “Roses are red”
      “Violets are blue”
      “I have five fingers”
      “And the middle one’s for you”

    • @soft_tire_compound
      @soft_tire_compound Před 3 lety +13

      @@therhodes7856 you clearly need to watch this country again if you want to get it right

    • @rxpl8065
      @rxpl8065 Před 3 lety +1

      Timestamp?

    • @soft_tire_compound
      @soft_tire_compound Před 3 lety +2

      @QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ yeah but it’s copied from a tv series

  • @TransmascSmg3
    @TransmascSmg3 Před 2 lety +1

    Daz:*plays the guitar*
    Simply Guitar:We have been summoned

  • @KatieKLovesMichaelClifford

    Daz: "This dayyy **strums bad guitar note** **utter horror written over face** is out of tunee...."
    I was laughing so hard and its only the start

  • @aimeebutler6545
    @aimeebutler6545 Před 5 lety +626

    Roses are read
    Violets are blue
    There is a dead man
    In isle 2
    Edit: ik it says read🙃

  • @lilysmith4849
    @lilysmith4849 Před 3 lety +1525

    **low disk space** "WHEN WILL YOU QUIT"
    Low disk space: NEVER
    Edit: I MADE THIS COMMENT A YEAR AGO HOW IS DID I GET THIS MUCH LIKES I also agree with the replies saying this isnt funny I made this comment when I was 10 so please forgive for my lack of humour xD

  • @belle-bear6126
    @belle-bear6126 Před 2 měsíci

    10:52 OMG LINDA LORE WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY DAZ

  • @XOLAILXO
    @XOLAILXO Před rokem +2

    Low desk space: *plays the sound*
    Daz: WHEN WILL YOU QUIT

  • @chelseabartlett5520
    @chelseabartlett5520 Před 5 lety +657

    Roses are red
    I need to mingle
    Otherwise I'll end up
    50 and single

  • @katsukibakugo3587
    @katsukibakugo3587 Před 3 lety +1409

    DAZ: By the way Steve, if your watching this, *middle finger*
    Steve watching this: 👁👄👁

  • @v1aviavia
    @v1aviavia Před rokem +5

    Only Daz can turn Valentine's day into quitting your job-

  • @SweetSoulz_A
    @SweetSoulz_A Před 11 měsíci +1

    Daz: THIS DAYYYY IS OUT OF TUNEEEEE😂🤣 Daz: Dead man on isle 2 Dead man to be cleaned on isle 2

  • @elizabethmcdonnell2416
    @elizabethmcdonnell2416 Před 5 lety +501

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I'm low on disk space
    and so are you

  • @beth7699
    @beth7699 Před 5 lety +3562

    Roses are red,
    Violets are lame,
    Daz has no disk space,
    And Linda’s to blame.
    There you go! 🙃

  • @Ava.xx.b
    @Ava.xx.b Před rokem +1

    My mom works at Walmart and yes, there is a bunch of drama there so it's very hard to work with.

  • @lizhrtsu369
    @lizhrtsu369 Před rokem

    Bro I saw a short that almost made me cry and I come back to you playing the guitar 😭

  • @meesdejonge8211
    @meesdejonge8211 Před 5 lety +328

    Rosés are red,
    Meme’s are neat.
    I want to quit my job,
    Lmao.
    YHEEEET!!!

    • @grim_gravy
      @grim_gravy Před 5 lety +6

      😂that was good if you could edit that where you can fit the word a'nime in there that would be perfect

    • @KallMeKaraaa
      @KallMeKaraaa Před 5 lety

      🍩🍩🍩🍩

    • @sicklymannered
      @sicklymannered Před 5 lety +2

      Instead of
      Roses are red,
      Memes are neat.
      I want to quit my job
      LMAO
      Yeet.
      It should be...
      Roses are dead,
      Memes are neat.
      I want to quit my job.
      My boss is a freak!
      LMAO.
      YEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs Před 5 lety

      I was yeeted.

    • @meesdejonge8211
      @meesdejonge8211 Před 5 lety +1

      Alyssa Random yeah now that you say it.....
      It would have been better.
      😂🤣😂

  • @kungfuhustlefan25
    @kungfuhustlefan25 Před 5 lety +294

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’m a proud Dazzerler
    What about you?
    Or
    Roses are red
    Violet are red
    My gardens on fire
    Please send help

  • @Cloudbeanzz
    @Cloudbeanzz Před 7 měsíci +3

    4 years later and this is still so funny to me!

  • @coreoporeo2394
    @coreoporeo2394 Před rokem

    Can relate to the guy talking about only having 30 minutes to prep, it’s the same at my work it’s like things are specifically designed to make you stay at work longer or come in earlier than you actually should

  • @probablyonline2020
    @probablyonline2020 Před 3 lety +1775

    “I wish I could quit my job like that”
    Me: Is there something you want to tell us, Daz?

    • @jennabranch7095
      @jennabranch7095 Před 3 lety +16

      Lololol😡🤔😡😭😭😠😠😂😨😧😦

    • @erzxh9131
      @erzxh9131 Před 3 lety +78

      @@jennabranch7095 Are you having an emotional identity crisis?

    • @weeb2021
      @weeb2021 Před 3 lety +5

      @@erzxh9131 I think so! :)

    • @eve_cohea
      @eve_cohea Před 3 lety +26

      I thought he said “I wish I coulda quit my job like that” as in when he quit his previous job

    • @roblox_this1853
      @roblox_this1853 Před 3 lety +6

      I hope he means he has another job ;-;

  • @ciaracallinan9782
    @ciaracallinan9782 Před 3 lety +1310

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    A guy has just killed himself,
    On isle 2

  • @gaarary-tc2nm
    @gaarary-tc2nm Před 7 měsíci

    I hope daz always makes daz watches

  • @rainfxll
    @rainfxll Před rokem +2

    I agree with Daz, It absolutely bugs me when people are always up your ass, it makes your job so much harder or really anything your trying to do.

  • @jencyjoseph3411
    @jencyjoseph3411 Před 3 lety +2278

    The way how Daz put the middle finger up was hilarious 😂

  • @cloudnyc
    @cloudnyc Před 5 lety +645

    *low disk space will be the end of it*

  • @chaoskitsu11
    @chaoskitsu11 Před rokem

    Havent celebrated valentines days since i was 12 so I guess I've never had a bad one. Thanks Daz, my Tuesday will be better then most Tuesdays.

  • @Trainer_Charlie
    @Trainer_Charlie Před 10 měsíci +1

    3:37 Bro was checking for fall damage.

  • @Anatik_
    @Anatik_ Před 5 lety +2658

    Roses are dead
    Love is fake
    Weddings are basically
    Funerals with cake

  • @xxblueberryxx7770
    @xxblueberryxx7770 Před 4 lety +450

    I’m begging someone to make a combo of Daz yelling at his low disc space 😂😂

  • @Nintengoob
    @Nintengoob Před 2 lety

    I luv how the band on first clip play the rabbids go home theme lmao so fitting.... 😂

  • @neopet13
    @neopet13 Před rokem

    Oh man,I worked at walmart for almost 5 years. Was a great worker and always strived to do well,I never felt appreciated there,when I applied for higher positions they preferred to hire outside people who had no idea what they were doing and I had to train them smh. I wish I did something so grand when I resigned, I thought I wont quit but that place drove me mad. Now I work in a company where I was able to get promoted within a year and half and I actually feel appreciated for my work.

  • @theamberleeandrosychannel3314

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    daz drinks tea
    and dazzlers do too

  • @laurenkelly3377
    @laurenkelly3377 Před 4 lety +580

    Low disk space pops up
    Daz: WHEN WILL YOU QUIT
    Love that 😂

  • @MyInnerUniverse
    @MyInnerUniverse Před 10 měsíci +1

    His reaction to his guitar being out of tune 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayceeslove8622
    @jayceeslove8622 Před rokem +5

    He probably had the dog before he was struggling

  • @elyssa1789
    @elyssa1789 Před 5 lety +153

    Roses are red,
    I have a face,
    Daz is going insane over LOW DISK SPACE

    • @Ray-gu2fg
      @Ray-gu2fg Před 5 lety +3

      yes

    • @Hallowenmen
      @Hallowenmen Před 5 lety

      Roses are red vailenc are blu i was thinking i was ugly until i mate you
      #just joking 🙃

    • @zrexiousre3975
      @zrexiousre3975 Před 5 lety

      Your hot sorry for being weird

  • @haydnsavage2302
    @haydnsavage2302 Před 2 lety +1467

    Imagine if there is genuinely an assistant called Linda that is hired by Daz and all she hears is her name being shouted everyday.

  • @travitravi1927
    @travitravi1927 Před rokem

    daz makes me laugh every time i watch him😂😂

  • @HandleNooby
    @HandleNooby Před 11 měsíci +1

    That song in the beginning was perfection 👍

  • @billieeilish4735
    @billieeilish4735 Před 3 lety +445

    daz: goes to a grocery store
    lady on the loudspeaker: cOuLd tHe LoUd gUy iN AiSLe 7 sCreAmiNg "jesus tap dancing christ" pLeaSe, gEt oUt.

  • @ThePianiolist
    @ThePianiolist Před 5 lety +297

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    Low disk space forever
    And Tea parties too

    • @elemina4438
      @elemina4438 Před 5 lety +1

      Jaaaaa

    • @cynthiasside308
      @cynthiasside308 Před 5 lety +2

      Yaaaaassss!!!!!🎉

    • @sydnimaria2845
      @sydnimaria2845 Před 5 lety +2

      How is this not the top comment, it’s so funny and so true and acc rhymes 😂x Jesus Christ

    • @mackenziek3621
      @mackenziek3621 Před 5 lety

      The Pianiolist Ha iTs TiMe FoR a TeA pArTy!!!!!!!!!

  • @Radiopimp
    @Radiopimp Před 3 měsíci

    I would laugh if every day since this video tons of fans send him valentines day cards now. He deserves all our love honestly

  • @Lily-dn7wm
    @Lily-dn7wm Před 9 měsíci

    Daz: he wearing cowboy boots!? Had me laughing so hard

  • @nataliehaag3595
    @nataliehaag3595 Před 5 lety +1439

    Roses are red
    Violets aren’t blue
    The low disk space
    Is coming for you

    • @shywolf7855
      @shywolf7855 Před 5 lety +1

      Is your profile pic Tamara?

    • @nataliehaag3595
      @nataliehaag3595 Před 5 lety

      ShyWolf *Yup! :D*

    • @shywolf7855
      @shywolf7855 Před 5 lety +1

      @@nataliehaag3595 mine's Tom :) you can't see it but he has tord riding on his shoulders

    • @shywolf7855
      @shywolf7855 Před 5 lety +1

      I just now realized it says "aren't" instead of "are"

    • @abigailgilmartin3301
      @abigailgilmartin3301 Před 4 lety +1

      Fair enough violets are violet that's how they got their name lol

  • @samgutteridge7285
    @samgutteridge7285 Před 3 lety +360

    “And if your watching this now Steve 🖕” 😂😂😂

  • @crazystuffwithjackcarney

    In the winter, polar bears in Alaska are found as far south as St. Lawrence Island and occasionally move down to St. Matthew Island and the Kuskokwim Delta.

  • @girlwasabi1576
    @girlwasabi1576 Před rokem

    " gave you the will to LIVE!!! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣