DON'T DISTURB MUM & DAD
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My favorite quote is *“I’ll burn a bitch I don’t care if you’re two”*-daz games
And I live by that.
Yes same
same
Mine is ima go unlock some shit NEVER FUCKING MIN3 IM GOING BACK HOME!
@@trenorgaming2.056 so inspirational 😓
@@trenorgaming2.056 omg yes
“U can take the baby!......it was ugly anyways”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s me to my brother When there is a intruder never like him
My parents when I was born 😌🤚🏻
Gacha Angel UwU Okay but I relate😌
Non-Binary Baby AHA💀
“There’s a fucking bald zombie watching telle” got me omg 😭🤚
I was crying when he said that 🤣
LMAO
Me too
I bet he’s watching the walking dead as well
I love how every time he threatens something a knock, or cry, etc. happens and he goes "NO NO IM SORRY"
True tho
This is literally me tiptoeing around my parents when they’ve had a bad day.
Boi same
Someone gets me
I go through that everyday 😂
Lol same
Haha 😂😂
"wheres the plant gone"
Most people: Gosh.. did someone steal it? who took it?
Daz: WhO aTe ThE pLaNt
@Summer Grey Tbh.. yeah. Unless they were specifically looking for the plant most would ignore it. Only Daz 😂
WHO HAS DIGESTED MY HARVEST as a smart Daz would say lol
Ahh but you see our Daz is not most people 😂
ケイシー do you mean who smoked it
i couldn’t stop laughing 😭😂
Literally everyone else: "Plays the VHS tape"
Daz: "where's the plant gone? Who ate the plant?!"
🤣🤣🤣
“Why do ghosts always laugh”
Moaning Myrtle: 👁💧👄💧👁
👁 👅 👁
💧 💧
Fr tho 🧍🏽♀️
I’m pretty sure the “backstory” of this game is that the parents abused drugs neglected their baby and ended up going a little crazy and killing it.
A little crazy?
:/ maybe really crazy xD
And then tried to commit a satanic ritual to bring the baby back-
Wow.......
Damn!!!
Abby Musch you see I believe the back story is that the parents where raging drug addicts that killed the baby under the influence of drugs not realising what was going on since drugs can cause aggression
Baby: *cries*
Daz: What!? Don’t make me burn you
*Hears and notices the door close*
Daz: *instantly changes his mind* AHHH. No, no NO. I won’t burn a baby I was joking
Now that was funny
Chloe Stevens lmao
When did that happen??
Caleigh Santos 4:02
That was so fucking funny
Scare list:
0:33 -kids laughing
3:23 -Dad! stop hitting the walls
3:44 -Great dad now you woke the baby
4:02 -door closes
6:44 -Dad watches a romance movie and Mom wants to join
7:35 -Could you turn the fcking light back on please
8:13 -Someones at the door
8:33 -Now is not the time for Irish curses, Mom
8:48 -Dad get out of the corner
9:27 -They're still at the door
10:04 -why are the upstairs neighbors so loud
10:16 -Dad's favorite song
10:32 -Mom and Dad are still watching the romance movie and ignoring their baby
11:14 -Noo dont come in here
11:37 -Mom laughs
12:25 -Who used my axe and were is the baby
13:06 -rooms goes dark and daz screams
shit is just scary until the end
UP!
TYYY
Daz- 'I'll burn the baby.'
*Door slams close*
Daz- 'Okay! I won't burn the baby!'
daz: i dont care about the baby
baby:*cries*
daz: *father mode activated* -walks to check on baby-
XD
Rin Wright father mode activated when he threatened to burn the baby😂
Ah love the comment but going to respectfully leave it at 666 likes
Cause he got Sarah and daz's dad mode is because he is a fabulous and teatastic dad! ❤️
Precedes to sacrifice baby
Jump scare / creepy event list:
1:36 - baby
1:50 - tv goes on
2:11: "OH BABY DEAD IN THE CRIB"
3:26 - thumping
3:45 - baby cries
4:04 - door closes
5:17 - baby laughs
6:45 - Tv turns on
6:49 - Door starts its shit
6:58 - Daz spots the shadow
8:56 - knocking
8:24 - door closes
8:36 - whispers
8:48 - Daz notices another thing?
9:18 - jump scare
9:23 - knocking
10:05 - thumping
10:14 - some noise
10:31 - sees 'mum & dad'
10:58 - jump scare
11:15 - door slams closed
11:37 - laughing
13:06 - jump scare
13:10 - noises
13:43 - thumping
14:13 - MUSIC INTENSIFIES
14:53 - shit starts to go down
14:58 - light blows
15:17 all lights go off
15:23 laughing
Mixe THANKYOUUU
Oh my God thank you I was looking for this you saved my life 😂😂
Tank you so much
That was quick
I needed this 😂😂😂 thank you so much
“This isn’t funny anymore...”
Me, laughing at him: yes it is.
3:01 “ugly kids.. with an ugly mother” 😂😭 I can’t with this man 😂
“Ugly children with an ugly mother” that made me laugh 🤣🤣 Edit: thank you for all the likes ❤️
Yeah I laughed
My
Ass of
He’s so funny 😂
I couldent stop laughthing 😭🤣😭
“HELLO DAZZLERS” scared the crap outta me
me to XD
Same xD
Same I was in my bed my mum woke up xD
@@hannahharries321 LOL i almost fell out of my chair not even joking XD
Sameeee
"Oh things are getting dark"
oh yes Daz its getting very dark in the room
…🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤫🥸🥸🙄🙄😑
"don't make be burn you" "its like the ghost has ocd" "whats funny your dead" "ive turned into a moors code machine" "satan, love the guy"
"ugly children.... With their ugly mother"
Me: *trying damn hard to contain my laughter cause my family is alseep 😂🤣*
Same
LOLLLL XDDDD
HAHAHHA
ME TOO LMAO
When it's like 2am in the morning
He said “I will burn a bit** I don’t care If your 2” I’m dead 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died
Paisley lol I’m dead as well
😂😂😂😂
Paisley 🤣🤣🤣
at this point i wanna go to a haunted house with daz, instead of screaming i’m just gonna be dying of laughter the whole time 💀
8:57 "I know the routine! I go in there, get close and then BLAAAAAAAH!" 😂😂😂
"HE GOT MARRIED!"
Truly, the scariest thing ever xD
Same
Sigma Later we’re just going to leave the likes at 666 since it’s appropriate bc of the game
Ugly
Who else is scared of these vids, but when Daz says funny things it just makes it better
What’s there to be scared of it’s just a game
@@hoxton9491 So is a Quija board, but that's terrifying.
Common Cosplays TV no offense but do you really believe those videos???
@@hoxton9491 Depends, considering everything I've seen
Ikr!!
15:25 daz doesnt see the funny side and re opens toys r us :D
"God he looks like a toffee caramel" - Daz Black, 2021
“it’s all fun and games until someone has a heart attack”😂
XD
That'll be me 🤣🤣🤣
When I read your comment he said 💀💀
5:19 anyone who wanted to know ☺️
“It looks like the ghost has OCD “😂
JUMP SCARE LIST (☆=scary)
0:21 Daz said OH ☆
0:35 baby laughs
0:49 Daz screamed
1:59 Daz said AHH ☆
2:11 Daz screamed
3:25 strange noise ☆
3:45 baby cries
4:02 door closed ☆
4:36 Daz screamed
5:17 baby laughs
6:33 Daz screamed
6:45 TV turns on ☆
6:58 man is at TV ☆
7:35 TV turns off ☆
8:23 door closed
8:35 whispers ☆
8:50 persons standing in corner ☆
9:19 man disappears ☆
10:05 bang
10:19 music ☆
10:33 man and woman waching TV ☆
10:56 they disappeare ☆
11:15 door closed
11:36 laugh
12:26 blood
13:08 the lighter goes out ☆
13:34 candles
13:39 noises
13:44 banning
14:09 baby on floor
14:20 noises
14:56 candles on
15:01 light bursts and people speaking ☆
15:16 lighter goes out ☆
15:22 laughing and candles go out ☆
15:55 door closed
16:32 plays tape
16:54 noise and candles
I did this so you dont have to ♡♡♡
I respect that you took ur time out to do this. thank you:)
Poppy Kennard-Barden almost all of them is Daz screaming
Poppy Kennard-Barden 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚞𝚞シシ
Poppy Kennard-Barden Thank You
You are my favorite person now 🤗
"Don't make me burn you." *door closes* Ah Ah Ah! "I Won't burn a baby I was joking!"
Playing a really scary moment:
Daz: did I just re-open ToysRus
I love how sassy and sarcastic Daz gets when he’s stressed compared to his usual demeanour: ‘it’s a guy, nice moustache. Great.’ When usually it would be: ‘OH MY GOD. That moustache is FABULOUS MMHM’ 😂
“Did I re open toys-R-us?!”
*british children crying intensifies*
Mood
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. JeFfreY ;-;
and Australia 😭
Bleach why 😭😭😭
*laughs in Canadian*
I love it how he didn’t realize when the crosses moved at the beginning.
I’d probably never play this cause or any horror game because I’ll get scared but you make it more funny than scary.
13:14 " da di da da di da fuck i've turned into a mors code machine" I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂😂😂
*evil whispering and laughing*
Everyone else : *terrified*
Daz : Did I just reopen Toys R Us?
🤣😭 💀
Lol😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅
I'm not terrified, to be honest, I'd be having a party if toys r us re-opened 😂
😭😭😭😭
I think of those ear licking ASMRs 💀😬
"This is weird, I don't like this house. Whoever lives here is definitely a raging pedo" 🤣
Daz: 9:06“Oh he looks like a toffee caramel...shit”
Me: “sat here laughing so hard I can’t breath 🤣🤣”
I had headphones in and the volume was 10.. all I hear is “AHHHHHHHHHHHHGG” around 13:06
Daz: looks at lighter “oh what’s this?” *Picks up lighter* *baby laughter* “APPARENTLY ITS A LAUGHING LIGHTER!”
I THOUGHT IT WAS
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved that bro he's so funny 🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao I can’t stop laughing at that part 😂😂
“i won’t burn the baby aha it was a joke IT WAS A JOKE”
Sure it was,sure it was...
Ally kerr i know right
yeet
Sometimes when u get really annoyed at your cousins u feel like that
Daz: i need a sprint button
Also Daz : ohp a sprint button were gona have to be running from sumfin
“Oh he looks like a toffee caramel” 🤣🤣
“ this is the weirdest horror game I’ve ever played it’s like the ghost has ocd “ 😭😭😭😂
BAHAHAHAHA
When was that
6:01
DONT LEAVE ME NOTES TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO
*walks off*
Actually how do you use the lighter
When he said “did I just reopen toys r us” that sent me flying
Is it just me or is it whenever Daz insults one of the characters that a door closes 😂😂😂
*ghost baby giggles*
Daz: HAHAHAHAH it’s all fun and games isn’t it... UNTIL SOMEONE HAS A HEARTATTACK
I died 😂😂😂 I love Daz’s videos so much, they make my day every time
Enit
Did you somehow die of a heartattack
9:05
"Oh God he's- Oh he looks like a toffee caramel"
*wheeze*
LMFAO.."WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO, JUST OPEN UP TOYS R US" LOVED THAT!🤣🤣🤣💯
*Daz in a haunted house*
Daz:**pics up a pic**
Also Daz: *aWw ThAtS a VeRy LoVeLy PiCtUrE*
6:52 "Have the baby, it was ugly anyway" 😂
Daz: see’s a married couple watching tv “ahhhhhhhh he got married”
Looooooollll
That was funny
😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
How does he know he’s married? 🤔🤨🧐
@@lilyphillips6654 ( ಠ_ಠ)....
"This isn't funny anymore!!!!"
- Then why am I dying of laughter over here 😂😂😂😂
honestly i could be so depressed and i watch him and i’m better, thank you for this.
*SPOILER WARNING*
"Apparently you're a laughing lighter!?"
"There's gotta be something am missing...other than the hideous decor."
"AHHH, BABY DEAD IN THE CRIB!"
"don't make me burn you, alright," *door creaks* "AHH NO, NO, NO i won't burn the baby i was joking!"
"HA.HA.HA. It's all fun and games isn't it, until someone dies of a heart attack!"
"The ghost has O.C.D."
"WHY CAN'T I JUST PLAY FORTNITE, AM SHIT AT IT!
"oh god he looks like a toffee caramel..."
"WAHHHHH HE'S GOT MARRIED!!"
"...fricking laughing, why do ghosts laugh? What's so funny, ya dead."
"Ahhh okkk so, mum got depression and axed her baby to death... and drawed chinese symbols on the wall, fantastic."
"...Satan, love the guy!"
"What the hell did I just do? Did i re-open Toys R Us??"
Apple Sauce Penguin GG
You forgot
Its a bald zombie watching telly
Apple Sauce Penguin there’s a bald zombie watching telly!
Wow you just commented the same things daz said
you forgot "F*CK ME IN THE BUM!" 😂
Baby: cries
Daz: I'm not dealing with that shit
Also Daz: goes straight to the baby's room to check up on it anyways.
😂😂😂 Lmao only legend dads do that.
well he is a dad so it makes sense
😂😂😂
*dads
Well his dad i bendy
666 xD demons
Daz was literally so concerned that the the guy got married, but so would i
Daz: oh that’s an axe
Ad: dress up like a goth
"Why are things multiplying! There's another ugly cushion"
Daz you're the best
Agreed
Love that quote
“Oh a cross, that’s gonna turn upside down isn’t it?”
Paige Sikorski omg i was on that part EXACTLY when i saw this comment 😂😂😌
Basically every conjuring movie
@@daboispodcast8057 they were still good it just woulda been better if they came up with new concepts
No one:
Daz: AHHHHH HES GOT MARRIED
'Have the baby it was ugly anyway' 😂😂😂 mee too
"Have the baby it was ugly anyway"
-Daz 2020 😂
HE NOTICED U BESTIEEEEEEE
"Who came in, stole the baby and all the plants?"
LMAO
8:49 His face when he sees the zombie in the corner and just stares at it. lol!!
Nobody
Me: *hideing in the comments*
Hiding*
Same bro
King - Jackel LMAOOOO I HAD A CAN OF SODA AND I WAS COVERING EVERYTHING BUT HIS. FACE 😂😂🤣🤣
King - Jackel I think everyone is hiding in the comments 😂
I think We ALL are hiding in the comments
Is it just me or did anyone else crack up laughing at some parts that weren’t meant to be funny
SAVANAH Waterman that’s me on a daily
SAVANAH Waterman HAHA I KNOW
Glenn Mackintosh SAMEEE
SAVANAH Waterman me
SAVANAH Waterman literally me the whole time while squinting my eyes
I have never seen anyone more excited to figure out that ‘V’ give u a lighter. Daz was like “YUS” 😄
11:18 It's all good Daz, most of us say random sh*t when we get scared😂
daz: screams
subtitles: [ applause ]
Hahaha omg I just rewatched the video with subtitles on
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deaf people: :0 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@user-wuidn-99ujs778 😭✋
AHH👏HHHH👏👏👏HHHHH👏👏👏👏
haer movement: im going to burn the baby.
door locks: i was joking!!!
Odin Rian I’m joking STOP STIP
Am literally in LOVE with your videos! They're just soooo fun❤
“Have the baby it was ugly anyway”😂
Daz: "Ok don't touch things.."
Daz: *Begins to rapidly touch things*
Daz: "Oh."
Solar Bound_ NOT ORIGINAL OR FUNNY JUST STOP!!!
@@Butterfly-op8vf Ok so that's rude... don't be rude for one and for two, I am not joking, I am referring to a funny part of the video. Please don't take me as someone who does this "literally no-one: not even an atom:" person because I'm not :)
@@Butterfly-op8vf 3rd time he didn't ask for that answer
Lisa-Marie Hunt bruh shut the fuck up lmfao
@@Butterfly-op8vf Dude, you need to seriously fuck off lmao.
Daz: “AHH HE GOT MARRIED”
Me: wtf am I watching
U are watching daz games play horror games
Your are watching the king of hummer 😂
@@ellie8902 yep 😂😂
300th Like!
@@ellie8902 hummer hahahahhaahaah
Daz: *buys a new game*
Also Daz: I have no idea what this game is
DAZ REWIND!...
2:35..."SEDATIVE"...
Dylexia sees: "SEDUCTIVE!" 🤪😏😂
*pov: you haven’t finished the video and you’re hiding in the comments*
Thats me
YUH
How did you know?
LOL YEP
Yep
“AHHHH, HE’S GOTTEN MARRIED!!!” I’ve never seen Daz get so scared of marriage before
Harley Ater you’re probably right, lol
14:58
Daz: ahhhhh i knew i should have replaced this bulb
Daz : "There's a fucking bald zombie watching tv"
Also Daz : "He's watching the walking dead as well"
"APPARENTLY IT'S A LAUGHING LIGHTER"
😂😂
“Oh god, he looks like a toffee caramel” HAD ME DYING
Mia Riley fr I laughed for a good 5mins 😭😭😂
Mia Riley SAME
OMG YESSS
AHAHAH
I love the way you shout things. Sometimes they're random, sometimes they're not.
Either way, they're all hilarious, and I will continue to love your videos!
‘Radio plays’
Daz: I don’t appreciate that!
Me: bobbing my head off
😂😂I love horror games with Daz brilliant
I was so freaked out I literally watched the entire talking Tom ad just to avoid watching the game play 💀
meeeee 😂 not talking tom but like some langue learning apps and coupon finding websites 😂😂😂
Xyco I love your profile pic 💧 I love Mel and I’m a crybaby✨🧚♀️
So why watch the video at all
@@qrnage6018 it's called watching this at 2am and being a pussy XD (im talking about me)
🅱ussy
The part where his says, “ did I just reopen toys r us?” 🤣
Yessss
Ha 😂😅
I diieeddd
Im passing to 10th grade, what better way to celebrate than to watch some old Daz :)
“It’s all fun and games isn’t it..until someone gets a HEART ATTACK.” -Daz Games
"It's all fun in games, isn't it?....Until someone has a heart attack-"
And that someone is me 😂😃
"Have the baby, it was ugly anyway"
I am screaminggg 😭😭
"Why can't I just play fortnite and be sh* at it?" Got me LOL
I remember first watching this channel with my friend and this was the first vid I ever watched. Now I'm back a year later and I love this channel
Daz at the start of horror games:
“Jesus Christ it’s a teacup!
Daz for the rest of the game:
“This isn’t a joke anymore”
“Oh a cross, thats gonna turn off upside down isn’t it.” 😂😂🤣
yup i cracked up and milk came out my nose not fun
"Have the baby it was ugly anways"
That made my day and the comment section he could take something scary to make it into a comedy video lol
😂💀💀
Ghost: *laughs*
Daz: *mocks laugh* shut up
Me: *laughs so hard*
“Axed her baby to death and drew Chinese symbols on the wall, fantastic.”
🤣