Daz Reads Disturbing Fan Fiction Again
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"A little chubby man in his 30's"
Daz: *insulted*
But he has something ill never have and thats ✨confidence✨
Nah, he's *plump.*
He’s not
@@exllaplayz3716
he is lol
2:17
I DIED WHEN DAZ OPENED HIS MOUTH WHEN SHE CALLED HIM A LITTLE CHUBBY MAN IN HIS 30's
And 'BITCH' I DIED
IM NOT CHUBBY.....I’m plumb
@@floorboards. lol
Sameeee
It reminds me of pog I a way I don’t know why
No because imagine Sarah just scrolling on wattpad for some fanfiction, and suddenly she finds a fanfic of her dad. HAHAH
NO THAT WOULD BE SO WEIRD AAAAH
I WOULD BE MORTIFIED
why would she even be on wattpad💀
@@jem_jaqovich frfr a lot of kids are on wattpad, idk why its weird. its a FANFICTION/STORY WRITING SITE
I’m just glad I was never on Wattpad… I think I would’ve just ruined my life quicker had I did with all the likely pornographic scenarios people would be making about celebrity crushes they had at the time that they thought were perfectly ok to type and then send out into public 😂
“the waiter is mexican” “the manager is russian” “i don’t know what this restaurant is” I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT 😂😂😂
Diverse restaurant. I bet they have Italian food
@@mrfrogkingg maybe Indian food if they're feeling rowdy 🤷🏾♀️
@@Curry.Muncher101don’t forget throw in a full english breakfast too
@@1111anns can never go wrong with an english brekkie
The word daddy has been sexualised so much 😂
My kids are going to have to call their dad like ‘dude’ or ‘bro’ 😂
Ikr same lol XDDD
Who is She? My 15 year old actually calls my husband (her father), Bro! It’s ridiculous!!
@@FoxyMomma4ever Imagine a scenario where you meet her boyfriend and then your daughter says "can you pass me the salt daddy" and next thing you know you have her boyfriend on the floor with a broken neck
@@FoxyMomma4ever u Actaully look like my mom
It's been in the kink scene for a long time as a trusted dynamic between partners, but because of the internet, young people have discovered it and are now using it very casually. Now people who would normally never come across this kink are hearing about it for the first time as some joke. It's disappointing to be sure.
"I was going to meet a little chubby man in his 30s" LOLOL IM FRIKIN DYING 😂😂😂😂.
SAME LMFAOOOO
im ur 500th like u should be happy
😂😂😂😂
I was actually crying 😂
I read "in his 30s" as 30 seconds 😂😂😂🙈🙈
"And i grabbed his -"
Daz: "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!"
bro this is the humour for me 🤣
Lol 😂
Bruh🤣😂
5 years later and i'm still laughing
he’s the best🎉
And i grabbed his “-“
Daz: gEt OfF mY DaSh!
XxCupidwolfxX Yes it is i :3 - same :)
Hahahaha
I'm ur 1k like I even have proof 😂
Shawn Agen WOOOOOOWWW!!! you made that funny af- **clap for you***
@@wolfy4425 XD
*does an Italian accent*
"I don't know why he's Mexican"
@Dabi I- what are you doing here my man !?
@@saramahmood5196
Boredom
@@_Yorkshire_Terrier_ Good enough 😂😂
*does a scottish accent*
"the manager's russian"
@QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ
Don't ask
I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY COFFEE WHEN DAZ WAS PLAYING WITH HIS FINGERS. I LITERALLY CAN'T IT'S TOO FUNNY
I READ THIS JUST AS THAT PART CAME ON LMAO
@@jem_jaqovich LMAOO PERFECT
@@agirlwhosimpsforyato FRRR
@@jem_jaqovichHELP SAME
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS VIDEO/COMMENT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO LMAOO@@kogalrise
The “Daddy” at the end was so uncalled for and such a random way to end the story. 💀
“DO YOU TRUST ME?”
-
“NO. NOT REALLY”
“”Daddy.” I moaned.”
*Everyone disliked that.*
420 likes
Nice
Im afraid to watch the rest
1moosicman1 boyoboy wrong number
haven’t even watched the vid n idk if i want to now.... oh dear fuck help😂
@@xanna957 it takes a BIG weird turn
Daz has the funniest way of saying “BITCH” I’ve ever heard
Her : “He splashes me”
Daz: “Was that another fat joke?”
Girl who wrote this is probably sitting there watching this like: 👁👄👁
meme lord i was looking for this comment😂😂
yae poepel are crazy
Ooop-
@@vendettashadow You*
People*
GRAMMAR!!!!
I Made Your Comment 500 Likes!
‘I’m not chubby’
‘I’m plump’
Me: Inside Screaming Noise
My screaming noises were outside
Yes
got to admit i caled it in my mind hed say not fat plump xD
*SCREMS INTERNALLY*
There are 999 likes on this comment. I could change it to 1k, but I leave it to whoever sees it next so they can have satisfaction. Have a good day
STOP THIS FAN FICTION IS MAKING ME SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE 😭
SOMEONE ELSE IN 2024 OMG😭
SO I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE💀
The way he pronounced the writers name at the start- I almost choked on my food.
Lol this is literally the funniest video I have seen in 2yrs.
*im not chubby , I’m plump*
DAZ HAS CONFIDENCE!
*cant relate*
@Sierra j [Me when I look at myself in the mirror when I ate to much food ]
What is "confidence"? Is it something to eat? :(
One day I’m plump next I’m chubby
@@truewalter4193 OMG I'm sorry but your stupid
@@djkbnvgjvnbn8938 **you're
“I’m not chubby...(long pause)... I’m plump” 😂😂honestly me tho
MuTuAl ReSpeCt lol
Your not a large you are an extra medium remember that you aren't fat
Kelci Starr that’s not very nice of them
Same 😂
Larry shipper...?
Can we be friends!
"i'm not chubby.😠" "i'm plump😘" I LOST IT😭😭
IM DYING AGAIN WHEN HE WENT “sO IM sItTinG iN tHe coRnEr gOiNg 🤌👉🤚🫲🤏🫳🖐️🫱🫵🤙
"I'm not chubby...... I'm plump."
Literally me
*"get your hands off my DASH"!!!!*
Hutch the Husky I always wondered how you do the dark text
You put a “*” at the start of a sentence and another at the end *TADAAAAAAA*
*hello* *how* *are* you* You put a * at the start of a word then just press go XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*hello* *everyone*
As a wattpader for about 7 years I've seen stuff like this too much at 3am 😃😭😩😂😂😭😂
Not it being 3am for me rn and I just got off wattpad 💀
here is a date with daz.
.
I was going to subway to get a footlong, i was starving, i hadnt had breakfast for nearly 3 days. I walked in desperatley, hungry as FUCK i needed food in my stomach, but the queue.. the queue was longer, this footlong better be long i think to myself. I see a man alone with a footlong, apparently he was on break because he works here. I walk up to him, feeling like im about to burst of hunger. "Hi, do you work here?" I ask, hiding my crossed fingers behind my back, "Yeah, i am on break at the moment, would you like to sit with me? It is better then waiting hours for a sandwich." I sat down and stared at him, "So...do you..make alot of money working here?" I say, leaning my arm on the table. "HA! You really i think i make a living from working at a subway???" That laugh sounds familiar. "Surprised i didnt ask already, but..whats your name?" I say, in a faint voice my nerves shook, my social anxiety was going through the roof in this moment of time. "Uhh...uhhhhhhh....mmm... my name is....uh..ROSS! Yeah, ross." Why was he stuttering so much? I notice he was blushing a little bit, he almost looked ill. "So change of subject, do you want me to make you a footlong so you dont have to wait..?" He says quickly. "Fuck.Yea. I need food ASAP!!!" He rushes to the kitchen knocking someone into the counter on accident. "SORRY!!!" He shouts behind him. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! I AM KAREN RI-" I walk behind her and whisper, "Shut up. I need my footlong, now. Youre distracting him, shut the fuck up." She turns around and stares into my soul. "Do not talk to me like that you bitch!Ill sue your ass i have the best lawyer in tow-" I interrupt her with a slap up the mouth, "Do you know who i am? Im the hungriest bitch in town and if you dont shut the fuck up then im gonna fee fi fo fum on that diet coke of yours." Ross came back with the most amazing looking sandwich i had ever seen in my life. The smell.. i ran into him hugging him and snatching the sandwich, eating it and getting crumbs all over him. "Youre one crazy bitch.." he mumbled. "Anything for my footlong." He grinned. "Anything?" "Uhhhhm"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" We were both giggling our asses off while watching tiktok compilations, i laughed so hard my head lied on his lap to try and calm down. "If you wanna stop for the night you can, it would be my pleasure!" He said placing his hand on my head gently. "Sure but i dont have pyjamas..." I get up and sit next to him, still snickering about this 1 tiktok. "Its fine, ill drop you off at home." I sigh, my grin fading off my face. "i..i..wanna s.s.stay with you for the night" I whispered. "You can change into some of my clothes, if you really wanna stay that bad!" I smiled, hugging him tightly. I didnt wanna go back to him.. he..i just cant. I sobbed just thinking about it, laying my head more on his shoulder. "Are you okay?" I sighed and wiped my tear away. "Yeah..its just my boyfriend.. he..he r4p3s me regularly and..hits me and...and.." He hugs me tighter and says, "Stay here for as long as you want, i will sleep on the sofa." I try to hide me blushing but i cant help it, he is just so sweet and i have never been treated this way before. "No, you can stay in your bed with me, i.i.i.id feel s.safer.." He smiles at me, we both get under his dinosaur goes rawr duvet, "Nice covers" "Thanks man" ... a silence rains on us.. "AHAHHAHGJHGIAGHKVJABJHAVJHBHV" I burst out laughing nearly fallling off the bed, i roll ontop of him and yawn. "Your comfy.." "Thats 1 way to compliment someone.." We hug one last time and i go to the left side of the bed. Its nice not sleeping on a stone cold floor for once, i fall asleep and so does he.
The end.
All of this for 3 likes...
What’s up with the r@pe part 😟
Wattpad fans will understand...
What is like to fall at the black side of the app
Oof I felt that
For real
Oh, so many times.
I'm sorry.....
It's too late-
Hello follow army
“little chubby man”
daz: *aggressively insults non-existent woman’s makeup*
2:26
11:55
@@benprice5122 lol
@@benprice5122 i enjoyed it 😉
@@steveharrington6624 STEVE HARRINGTON?! 😻
It took me three years to be able to finish this video without cringing 💀
ikkkk me too
Now try to it out laughing
How old are these kids 😂🤣😂🤣
That’s so real 😭
Same I’ve tried to watch this before but I just couldn’t do it. I feel second-hand embarrassment for the author.
When he said "get your hands off my dash!" I burst out laughing, idk why and I just kept replaying it
HIS REACTION WHEN SHE CALLED HIM CHUBBY! 😂😂🤣🤣
*i'm plump*
I'm not chubby
💜
💜💜💜💜💜
Yo dam profile pic of hobi is so freaking CUTERDCRECRECTECTFYGVYGBYGBTTEXREXEEEEEEEEE
"I'm not short! I'm 6 foot!!! I'm not chubby!!! I'm plump!! " 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my gerd!!!! I love you Daz!!! You're hilarious!!!
I swear these are so much funnier When someone reads it out loud😭😭😭💀
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!" IM CRYING
GET😨YOUR😡HANDS👋OFF😤MY😠DASH😡JULIA🙄
“They were right about how you could drown in his eyes.”
Yeah yeah.. you know what else you could drown in?
a pOoL
That's what pretend Diaz shoulda done to her
Love the username btw
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
idk y that made me giggle so much lol
I can’t 😂😂😂
Daz: "Calling people daddy is gross!"
Fan: "Stop kink shaming me!"
Daz: "Kink shaming *is* my kink!"
Fan: *processing data* "AHHHHHH!"
IRIS Corporation top ten Vine quotes
Wait didn't another youtuber say that I don't know I think it was Kubz Scouts. I don't know
@@briansaleemberry2686 Its a vine
Oh god I remember that 😂
Yes! Gotta love that vine!
9:50 questioning himself what's wrong with him, like he's actually in the fanfiction...😂
“a little chubby man in his 30’s”
SHE DID NOT 💀
"Mr black no one has ever called me that before, I like it" dead😂😂😂💀💀💀
Daddy has become so sexualized that I’ve started calling my dad “male parental unit”
@@h1_k1ttyxx I call my dad, pops, but sometimes I do call him daddy bc in my eyes it's not sexual and shouldn't be sexual.
I'm still calling my father daddy and dad. I really don't give a crap.
I call my father "drug man that ran"
@@h1_k1ttyxx 🙃
Omg😂😂
"Male Parental Unit"
Why was my first thought Coneheads?😂
“Papa” I moaned
SOBBING WHY DID I DO THIS.
NO STOP I CAN'T READ THIS AFTER WATCHING STRANGER THINGS😭😭
14:10 “it starts to go down hill” did not understand that until then
Daz reading: “daddy I moan”
Daz: GET OUT. MY CAR.
😂😂😂😂😂
I like how there's only 2 replies XD
😂😂😂😂
Broom broom
and Youd be like, "Don't worry honey. Get in mine"
I Am Trash yap
Daz: whips out guitar *WOULD YOU LIKE A STEAK?~*
Me: *D I E S O F L A U G H T E R*
I just got to that part of the video...
SAMEEEEEEEEEE
As soon as i read that, that part of the video came on
LMAO
Same
Can we talk about dazs reading voice it’s so calming
13:57 Daz:
"HOLY DEMONITZATION!!!"🤣🤣🤣
And i grabbed his...........dash Get your hands of my DASH
"I'm not chubby... I'm plump." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm fluffy
Ikr
Luke Sargent 😂😂😂
Flab
Luke Sargent lol
14:29
"Get your hands off my dash"
‘It’s by Ethatsgbth,don’t know how to pronounce that’ had me going back and dying. 😂
😂😂😂😂
And then says "lets calm the mood down a little bit, settle in, and lets read All The Way by ughlahalalala" 😂😂😂😂
Imagine being his daughter watching this
Jesus I'd be traumatized.
lmao
Uh huh I would be constantly asking him if I’m getting a new mum 😂😂😂😂
Hopefully she don’t stumble upon this video 😅🤣
Same 😭😭
I would too bro…..😰
"I'm not chubby... *awkward silence* I'm plump... *realizes self lies*
XD
I read this while it played in the video😆
He was so offended when daz was just called chubby 😭💀
Daz: you wrote me weird!
Also daz: winks at non existent woman through camera
*im not chubby.. im plump*
Katie I
Exactly, Daz gets it. 😂
Stole my comment but it's all good, you got a good sense of humor like me ahahaha
Im seeing you everywhere,,,
Same 😂
Daz’s Daughter, Sarah watching this like: 👁👄👁 I need to bleach my eyes
We all do
@Racing Geek There's only one way out..😔
MY EARSSS
666 likes 👁👄👁
🌑👄🌑 ✝️
I think Daz bleached his eyes. So did I
i love how daz can make uncomftble situations into funny situation in seconds
Daz: I live alone
Sarah: WHAT AM I A GHOST?!
"You could basically drown in his eyes. I didn't want to, but somehow I felt myself do so every now and then."
"It was at this moment I realized that he was forcing me beneath the water, and it wasn't actually his eyes I was drowning in."
Trashy Edge Hah
...That plot twist tho
i couldnt bring myself to watch the video but MOOD
XD
Fic: 'My eyes widened'
Daz: Damn right they did *winks*
I'm DECEASED!!!!! DAZ XD
“Im not chubby……..Im plump” This is y we love Daz 😂
daz: I'M NOT CHUBBY
Crickets
Crickets
Crickets
Crickets
Crickets
daz: I'm plump🥰
“He was basically on his knees, begging”
There’s wattpad for ya 😂😂
Pretty much in a nutshell
Anna todd is typing....
Army!!!
@@zanitymochi5363 Army!!
@@zanitymochi5363 you’ve seen that vegan teacher too? 😯
“Daddy” I moan
*GET OUT.. MY CAR*
Skyler Simmons I’m dead 💀💀💀
Lmfao
What time? 😂😂
no 18:22
L I N D A
Moral of the story: some thoughts are meant to stay in your head especially this one
The fact that she didn't call him Dazzy haunts me to this day.
He was basically on his knees, begging.
Daz:
Really?.. Really? ..Really?..Really? REALLY?
Catherine Ford I was about to quote that but checked the comments before I did 😂😂😂😂 But Yas 😂😂 he sounded like my mom
Catherine Ford me when someone asks me if I’m BI-sexual.
Catherine Ford 😂😂😂
Why did I imagine daz moving closer to the camera while saying that? 😆
*Its gone 50 shades of Daz in here.*
50 shades of Black
Perfect
17:22 BRO
YO
😂 this person can not be a fan because they'd know he is grossed out by the word daddy
“Please I just want you to close your eyes”
Me: Hope you don’t get MURDERED!
😂
Yes the vine😂
I understood that referance
I know where that’s from
•Busy_Bee• it’s from a Mother’s Day meme XD
“I was gonna meet a chubby man in his 30s”
Daz: **surprised Pikachu face**
😂😂😂
Lol
@Cottom_Bun me too😭🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😩😂
"I'm not chubby... I'm plump"🤣
It was these words that made me want to be a Dazzler🤣👌✨
2:25 the way he looked at the camera made me die and omg his response 😂
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH" I was having a really bad day but he made me wheeze at 1 o clock 😂😂😂
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS GOING TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT and same I could not stop wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
I agree
Same 🤣😂😭
i cant bro im literally waking up everyone in my house bc of my loud cackling 😂😂😂
@@fhb51yearsago37 I thought I was the only one that cackled...
“GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH” LMAOO I CANNOT-
14:30
My favorite part as well 😂
YOONGI
1:08 I love how he tried to pronounce that username 😂
“EGIGHIEGHHIIAALALAHH 👅”
"GET YOUR HANDNOFF MY DASH!!" LOL I snorted laughing when he said that. 🤣
"Get your hands off my dash" im dead 😂😂😂
Nalu fanfic is now here I thought he was gonna make a joke about the size of a dash -. Lol
DanPlaysGames me too 😂😂
ME TOO 😂😂
wtf. Poor Daz fell into the dark side of Wattpad. O_o
JazzyBean how long have you been on Wattpad if you think that’s the dark side 😂😂
This stuff is what I read on a daily basis though
Oh believe me, this is nothing compared to the haunting milk fic....
@@tey_zah hi
Kai Edwards oh god
😂daz trying to read the owner of the first fantastic is so funny 😂😂😂😂
i knew he wouldn't be into the whole daddy thing, what with him having a daughter haha... it only really works if you're a guy with no kids, like myself lol!
my mom calls my dad daddy whenever she refers to him, like whenever i ask where he is she says, “oh daddy’s at the store” it creeps me out a little bit bc im an immature teenager
@@sammyiscool347 my mum says "Dads at the store" or smt
I love how whenever he can’t pronounce something, he just says, *”BTVHGGFDYHGVYHGYUGJE”*
LizzieGaming&Art I have the same profile pic for my school account
He goes "blesthlblestgh :p"
@@ShadowWolf14__ no he goes fsgeryyuipasfhjllzxcvbnm×%
@@vxlentine3385 It's a cute profile picture
nice pfp :D
imma guess you are non-binary
Daz: "I'm NoT cHuBbY.."
~Long pause~
"Im plump 😘💅"
I cannot stop laughing at that. And can we talk about how his laugh is so fabulous like.
lol
That was very slay
2:25
He said it like he slayed it
I freaking love Daz. His videos helped me through some tough times and he’s literally to nice for this world.
“He was basically on his knees begging”
Daz:Really, really, really, really, REALLY
I WAS DYING😂😂😂
Same
You missed 1 'really'
Kelly Moore okay
Same 🤣
Why am I able to imagine you replaying that part just to count the amount of times he said “Really”
Daz: "Chubby 30 year old man jumps in a pool and everything gets soaked?"
Me: Dying of laughter at his irritation
same lmaoo
ILOVE these comments
Me too
I hurt my stomach laughing at that
The fidgeting fingers killed me 💀😭
I have never laughed so much in my life 😂 Daz is truly hilarious ❤️
Daz: I live alone
Dazes daughter: BISH WHAT AM I A COCKROACH?
I’m wheezing so hard 😂
BYE I CANT BREATH HELP
I am crying right now
I can see her actually doing this 😂
Twaimz vibes 💀💀
*In a French accent* "Hello, I`m Daniel Smith" "I don`t know why he is mexican, but he fucking well is."
ITS THE WAY HE DIDNT LET IT GO THAT SHE CALLED HIM CUBBY 😂
Daz: I ain't chubby.....I'm ✨plump✨
I laughed at how he said that and I was just like " yeaaa you tell it like it is!!'
“Am I putting her in the freezer?!”
Me: *dies of laughter*
I died literally⚰
Read this as he said that
"fifty shades of Daz". fifty shades of BLACK is perfect.
I am now wanting him to see if there's more fanfiction in 2022/2023, and if so, for him to read it. Anyone else?
“Get your hands off my dash!!” I CANT