DAZ WATCHES WOMAN IN LOVE WITH CHANDELIER
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- čas přidán 30. 05. 2022
- How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and another Daz Watches! For today's video we are going to be reacting to a woman who has fallen in love with a Chandelier. I can't believe it either, what will people fall in love with next?! Let's watch the video!
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Imagine confessing your love to this woman and she just says to you “sorry, but I’ve already found the love of my life” and then pulls out a fucking chandelier.
🤭😁😂🤣
Lmaooo
Lmfaaooo😂
Underrated 😂
Lmao
The fact that this lady has a better relationship with a chandelier than my parents together is crazy
Bro same💀
God u ain't lying ☠️
DAYUM u right….
same💀
I can’t decide wether to laugh or cry at the relatability
I love how daz doesn't judge this woman because she's in love with inhabit objects, he judges her because she's in love with MULTIPLE inhabit objects. 😂😂
I know right lol
Thats what we love about him ❤
Inanimate* :)
She's a loving item bigamist 😏
It's a polyobject relationship
@@lilybear8708 You beat me to it.
This woman took 'You turn me on like a light switch' to a whole new level
Nice 😏😉
When you’re moving your body around & around.
I bet if Charlie Puth saw this video, he would probably regret his decision. LOL
@@Pawxboxpc126 an absolute tune
"Once you fall inlove, you're doomed."
Wise, wise words
I'm sometimes happy to be single and sometimes miserable lmao
Omg these f**king bots are literally the most annoying sh!t ever istg
Ikr
So many bots omg -
The bots annoy me
Despite the jokes he makes about his abusive ex, it's quite sad knowing anyone thought harming Daz is ok in a relationship. Just goes to show, no matter who you are, how big your heart is. There will always be that one person to ruin anything they get their hands on. I love you Daz, stay Dazzling.
@@retajrose555 As a long time viewer of daz i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, he always makes jokes about all people not just women they're not meant to be taken seriously. And about the plastic surgery thing, all he said was that women shouldn't have to make their lips bigger to feel pretty just because of the beauty standard we have today. at no point did he say "you can't have plastic surgery'.
Sas
Tf is going on?
🤔🤔🤔 Wow, I didn't know he had an abusive ex...you are right, who would do that to a nice person like him or another person. I love Daz too and I also share your thoughts, Daz stay Dazzling.🥰😍🤩
@@Suren2122 the jokes about cheating and abuse where a subtle joke about his ex soheila
Daz: I want to die.
Also Daz: Wondering how marriages and divorces work with objects.
Daz I respect the fact that you can talk about the pain you clearly had to endure during your time with horrid exs. You made me laugh so hard, with the wife joke man ahah. We all love you daz!
I don't know why but "CHANDALIA" is making me giggle and honestly it's probably because I can imagine someone trying to be unique and naming their child that.
Edit: The title of the video originally said "Chandalia" , Daz has since changed it. x3
omggg i had the same fucking thought😂😂
Some people do it means make my daughter a stripper
Sia’s child😂
I tho CHANDALIA is a sickness lmao
@Molly yes! Was waiting for this comment 🤣🤣👍
Daz: "Girls look for qualities like their dads in their partner"
Me: "wtf no"
Also me: *doesn't want a relationship*
Me: _wait a minute_
Same
Frr I'm always like "I would never date someone like that!"
Meanwhile all my fictional crushes are the biggest walking red flags ever
I literally have no relationship with my dad and for years I’ve been repulsed by the idea of dating and now it all makes sense
im a guy and i still panic went over all my old crushes to make sure i wasn't doing that and conclude hopefully n o t
I LIKE WOMEN WAIT
"Did she just suck off that chandelier?" made me laugh my ass off. Only 2 minutes into the video. I think we all need more laughter.
Daz: women tend to look for qualities which their dad has
Me: my dads a pathalogical liar, cheater and a functional alcoholic
I’m completely fucked 😭
Dang
Just choose not to find someone with his qualities!
Noticing this is the first step..
I am a complete recreation of my dad. Oh fu-
Same
@@sand_eater101 lmao you don't have to be tho, I used to be too but I made changes and now I don't hate myself 😌💅
I don’t see how anyone could be abusive and/or cheat on Daz. He’s so sweet and caring. It just makes me so sad :( He deserves the best in life!
Which person was it that has done that to him?
@@berceaiondaniel9135 soheila or however you spell it
@@Loverpink663 wait do you mean the brunette? The one that did a makeup video with him?
@@berceaiondaniel9135 his old ex Kate and his 2019 girlfriend Sohelia {I think}
@@bethdavies218 wtf mate and sohelia seemed to be such a nice girl...thanks for telling me
Wait, if she marries the chandelier and dies,does all her stuff legally go to the chandelier..?
Omg yeah 😂
Image if it goes to the statue of liberty.. the drama between them O-O🙌
@@autxmnsdaydreams.7112 Or even the drum kit
Holy moly hahahahaha🤣🤣
Good question
"If my girlfriend came downstairs with dust all over her I'd dust her!"
Ladies and gents, Daz is true boyfriend material!! 👏🏻 He takes care of his gals lol
2:24
The first time technology cares about our mental health😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂
Wife on your wrist.
Couldn't be anymore fitting for this video.
@@CreativeOrange lmao
daz literally never fails to make me laugh, im always rolling around in my bed XD
Earlyhyyy
READ MY NAME!!!!!!
!!
Daz needs to keep up the good work :)
So true tho
Same lol 😂
“Unlike a girlfriend, you can ship it to you” I mean to be fair, you can ship a girlfriend….just buy her plane tickets 🤣🤣
Not shipping if it ain’t on a ship 🤷🏻♂️
@@SteakBaked99 send her on a cruise then damn
@@SteakBaked99 shipping literally means travel via car or plane
@@milliejoy2461 and ship
I mean you can also 😳😳
I absolutely love how Daz can look past the craziness and get offended on behalf of the objects for her having so many and basically cheating on them all with each other while the others watch 😂😂😂
“ITS LIKE HAVIGN A WIFE ON YOUR WRIST”-me-never laughs Also me BAHAHAHAHAHA!
My son started watching daz games, I would hear "how's it going dazzles", numerous times a day. I find him bloody hilarious, he just says things that have me rolling for days
@Visna Reija be gone bot
i showed him to my parents a few times and now they love him, now it's a habit for us to watch whenever i come and sit down in the living room with them
Haha 😂😂
Dazzlers*
@@cat_ww7400 I’m glad you found something with you and your family to do together😁
Is this... real life?
When you're lonelier than a woman who's in love with a chandelier.
if this is real, as a part of the lgbtq community, I dont think objects are sentient and can love you back so it's gonna be a one-sided relationship.
what did you think I was gonna say I don't claim her?
@@leapfrog2435 ...No?
That's the weirdest response. I think leap frog is confused.
I imagine this sort of thing is real and honestly I think it stems from deep mental health issues 🤷♀️
@potatointhepocket NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭🤣
@@leapfrog2435 Why did you even bring up the LGBT community 😭😭
10:21 What's Lumier's vows gonna be.
Lumier: "Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test."😂
Daz: "IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GOT A WIFE ON YOUR WRIST!"
Me: how about moms .. no?
Me: *Suddenly has urge to drink tea*
Me: *Makes tea*
Me: *Sits down with tea and see’s notification for this video*
Me: “Ah, it looks like my Daz senses were tingling.”
Indeed
Indeed.
Indeed
Indeed
@@beheeby5461 inneed of tea
"Just ship it".
She is shipping it. She's shipping it and herself.
"What's lumia's vows gonna be?"
I'll hang around you forever.
I just screamed oMG 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You can hang with me when your dead!"
Daz: “girls look for qualities of their dads in a guy”
Me: “imma go chase some milk and never find it then” 😂
Daz can pull literally any impression off and have it look convincing.
So…she loves objects, but she is clearly polyamorous as well. She “married” the Statue of Liberty and the chandelier.
She's moved on. It's a abandoned spanish sanatorium called Carlos now..
@𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙨 ༊*·˚ ༄ who said it was wrong
“You can’t fall in love with a pair of scissors”
Japanese Legends: about that-
Well now I need to know the legend!
I am so sorry fir all the bots in your reply-
Bro when did bots get to CZcams💀
Um what the hell does that mean?
~Slit mouth woman~
2:39 which means she is I N S A N E 💀
💀
This woman has a better relationship with her chandelier than I do with my now ex boyfriend. What has the world come to.
Daz: “Even in this world where people are in love with a CALCULATOR-“
Me: *tryin to do my math hw* “thanks man 😀”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
you know, if anything, a calculator would be easy to fall in love with cuz it's always there to help you when you need it lol
fun fact: at 6:24, although it looks like one, this is actually not a chandelier talking, just Daz, but it's so accurate that i had to triple check to make sure
The fact that a chandelier gets more action than me is just…sad.
Daz like 5-10 minutes ago I was having a panic attack and I haven’t had one in a very long time and just watching your videos helped me so thank you a lot!!!!
Imagine she has friends and she says she has a crush and her friends are just like “ooo who is it” and she fucking shows them the chandelier 💀the friend would just like- leave instantly
That or they start looking up the phone number of the nearest sanitarium, you know "Just in case."
Other girls: looks for qualities of their dad in their boyfriends.
Me with no dad: No boyfriend
Same 💀💀
2:18 I get what do you mean by the watch being annoying one time I was having a mental breakdown and my Apple Watch told me to take a deep breath😂
“As long as I’ve got air in my body”
Me thinking that’s genuinely cute
[5 seconds later]
*Slurp noise*
Die of laughter
Do u reckon she invented the phrase “anything’s a dildo if your brave enough”?
lmao 🤣🤣
That took me right out...🤣
I love how Daz is casually like “ oh good. She dusted it first.” Lol
At least there’s no dust mites or anything
It is sad that she puts more effort into the relationship with the chandelier than most people do in their relationships. That chandelier being the light of her life, with it's head held high
@SubtoPolecat324 trust me, I'm not. But I'm also the very non judgemental type. As long as she's happy, I don't really mind
Daz: You can't fall in love with a pair of scissors.
My sapphic ass: *Allow me to introduce myself.*
9:04 same daz
“Atleast she dusts it before making out with it”
That’s a sentence I never expected to say.. nor I never wanted to say
1:23 I was literally having the worst body image day, so I decided to watch daz to cheer up and this made me feel so much better 😭😂
9:47 LAUGHING SO HARD RNN DAZZZ😭😭😭
Daz never has failed to make me laugh and be happy in the 4 years I have watched him.
I totally agree
The bots are strong with this comment
But u joined 1 year ago 💀
@@ChannelAbandonedNoVids I watched him before creating an account and I watched him at my friends house a lot.
@@asherbailey8313 Oh soz
The noise he made at 7:41 lmaoooo
I was introduced to your channel by my children and can say that I've not laughed so much at a CZcams channel. This one had me in stitches. Who sends you these? Lol
I saw this woman on tattoo fixers and thought she was a little bit mad. They all thought she wanted a tattoo of something for her fiance, and she tells them she wants a tattoo of her fiance and she shows them a pic of the chandelier and they all looked at her like "wtf, okay no one judge even tho we should".
If I wanted to be in love with something it be my card board cut out of Zec efron..wait I am in love with it 😂
Daz is so real. He's literally amazing and takes everyones opinions in account and he's literally the only wholesome youtuber. DAZ WE LOVE U KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING !!!
He not the only wholesome CZcamsr goofy
@@Beastman0008 why u pissed😂😭
daz really just makes the whole day better doesnt he
I like your sona
STRAIGHT FACTS
woman that likes the chandelier: ah I always feel like, somebody's watching mee!!
mental institution: its us, i believe it is time to um... take you with us.
her: kisses chandelier and doesn't listen
Daz: Women look for a lot of qualities through their dads
Me: My dad left me
do your men leave you too?
@@summerwhybrow3598 nope does yours?
I'm dying at him micking the jealous hanging chandelier I'm actually creasing I'm my bed rn 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"They look for a lot if qualities in a man that's in their father"
Me with an abusive dad: 😀
I hope you are okay ?
That explains a lot on my end too 💀😭
i don’t have a dad so i guess that explains why i’m a lesbian 💀
i have a narcissist dad
I hope u are all doing ok.
"Sucks off the chandelier"
Daz: "I wAnNa DiE" 😭😂 I love you daz
I’ve been watching this channel for a little over two years. Have seen many videos, and Daz- he is truly a honest creator who has no hidden agenda. His content is genuinely funny and I enjoy it.
Was I the only one that died for like 5 mins after he said "its like having a wife on your wrist." That was too good.
HELLO FELLOW JOKER STAN
3:35 Daz mate, is everything alright? Do you need a hug 🤔😂
3:56 lmao
Imagine the look of the creator’s face when they find out that an item they made is kept clean by this women’s mouth 🤣
10:24 has me absolutely dying😭😭😭😂
“Woman look for dad qualities in a partner.” I think that’s called daddy issues.. 👀
Yeah it's when you grow up without a good father figure so you go looking for one elsewhere, it's really sad actually 😔
daz: "you wanna know what is in that book?"
me: "restraining orders?"
Amber Heard trying to remember her lines before testifying 0:02
NAHHH🤣
I love how Daz's impression of a chandelier Looks very similar to his spider impression.
4:17 It just doesn’t all ‘ADD’ up
Dax’s impression of a jealous chandelier was just too good. 🤣
Also o.o that woman making out with that chandelier o.o 🥲
5:51 too good
Admit it, daz makes your day better no matter what. just admit it to yourself or i will come for you.
Same
apparently this comment triggered the attack of the youtube bots xD
oh no.. daz stans..
JJ and daz have carried my last 4 years of healty issues❤️, they make me laugh every day🤣🫡
ik why me with the bots…..WHY
I almost choked from laughter at Daz's chandalier impression XD
2:07 LMAOOOO Edit: "ExCuSe ME?!"
her form of tinder is facebook marketplace
My therapist: Founding Titan Daz isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Daz at 6:31 :
Ah yes, another episode of "Daz finds weird crap". My favorite!!
The personal jokes about das' ex were amusing and inspiring, the confidence to insult someone, even though they 1000% deserve it, where they can see it is, atleast to me, inspiring, it shows how good people can recover from anything
daz i have spent the last 4 hrs at least panicing and crying, so now i finally got home after the shit i just went thru and you still manage to make me smile, thank you so much for being here when no one else is
i’m proud of you ❤
I love how this is just 12 minutes of daz saying how shit all his relationships have been
let’s be real. this entire thing is weird af, but the vows she was planning to say to the chandelier were actually really sweet
great, now i sound like a weirdo 0_0
Nah nah you have a point
She can't stay loyal to even objects and she actually thought of vows lol
Glad I'm not the only one :D
Like seriously how do these announcers not burst out laughing and the cameraman how does he not drop the camera and just run away
I'm more amazed the cameraman doesn't end up vomiting. You know there's got to be even worse footage they didn't include.
“IIIIIII wanna swing, from the chandelier!!”😂😂😂
Embaboobembaboobe
Daz you still make me laugh for no reason
READ MY NAME!!!!!!
!!
10:50 "Woman Rides the Eiffel Tower"...
This is how Lumiere is born.
Daz’s chandelier Impression is everything 🤣
9:09 After seeing that me too.
We need to baptize our eyes...
@@styrmirzryanquick grab the holy water
When she was getting extreme with that chandelier my stomach literally turned…. *shivers* Bt your chandelier impression sent me!! 😂😂😂 thank u Daz for always making a bad day good! And yeah I agree the “daddy” thing = NO. My partner also finds it skin crawling, and my partner couldn’t be any less like my dad 😂
When Daz said I (everyone) Looked good, I had just spent 20 minutes crying but He made me feel better❤
Your 'Daz watches' series is my favourite. It's mostly what I come to your channel to watch. Please keep doing more! You have such an entertaining view on them. Thank you for brightening my day.
8:53 I'm disturbed
He never dissapoints with humor.
Thanks daz.
Daz: How's it going dazzlers?
No-one:
YT subtitles: How's it going Teslas?
I've never seen anyone do an impression of a chandelier before - but yours was pretty good 😂
i mean im in love with a fictional character but by god this makes me look fucking normal
‘Even in this world where people are in love with a calculator, they still cheat!’ That was a good joke a great even, loved the video btw
There’s this woman who loves a chandelier and then there’s me who’s in love with fictional characters THAT DONT FUCKING EXIST and are walking red flags-
I'm obsessed with dabi from mha
@@Dabi_simp998 Sirius black and Mattheo riddle, one them isn’t even real at all lol
Daz, your impression of a chandelier... 😂😂😂 We can both be chandeliers together... 😂😂