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  • @astraltae
    @astraltae Před 5 lety +4153

    ‘you didn’t even buy me a car’
    few moments later
    ‘I dOn’T nEeD a CaR’

  • @littlespoonsebastian
    @littlespoonsebastian Před 4 lety +2611

    The girl looks like she wants to speak to the manager

  • @AmadeoDrysdale
    @AmadeoDrysdale Před 2 lety +1401

    She is the sort of person to say:
    "Glue is useless, but you kinda need it when you need to stick things together"

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus Před rokem +25

      NAUR💀✋✋

    • @i_l0ve_Stars._
      @i_l0ve_Stars._ Před rokem +9

      Or the kind of person to say ugh we did nothing today except for that one thing

    • @therealbeyoungho
      @therealbeyoungho Před rokem

      I mean yeah 😂 that's pretty much what she said. That's a big yikes.

    • @kristle_46
      @kristle_46 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Or "Food and water is useless, but youll die without them so you do need them"

    • @user-nq8sw4ni5x
      @user-nq8sw4ni5x Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@calix_mayeusOAR NOR CLEOUR

  • @joechater4723
    @joechater4723 Před 2 lety +1019

    “We got one dead body with multiple gunshot wounds. Male”
    Her: “Is it serious?”

  • @sundried_teeth
    @sundried_teeth Před 3 lety +2095

    Dr Phil: what’s a psychopath?
    Girl: **starts describing herself**

  • @samirac7733
    @samirac7733 Před 5 lety +7753

    her : *describes definition of a psychopath*
    her : *literally is describing herself*

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 Před 2 lety +371

    This episode drove me up the wall. Apparently her grandparents were giving her things (like a cellphone) and then undermined the mom (who they label as "crazy" and shame her because she has mental health problems) when she tried to discipline the daughter by saying "you can't take it away from her because *we* gave it to her." Dr. Phil never called them out on it, either. No wonder the kid was so fond of them; it's easy to get someone to like you when you never have to discipline them.

    • @taraparry6038
      @taraparry6038 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Am I gonna be shamed for my mental health issues? Who am I kidding, I already AM!!!!

  • @totaldramataco4961
    @totaldramataco4961 Před rokem +213

    I WANT A SHOW BASED ON THAT SKETCH

  • @f.b.i.7492
    @f.b.i.7492 Před 3 lety +3110

    Her: I was an adult since I was little
    Me: I was born at a very young age

  • @long_necc1384
    @long_necc1384 Před 5 lety +3527

    *IQ has left the chat*

  • @krispychipss6256
    @krispychipss6256 Před 2 lety +128

    my sister is actually a high school drop out but that’s because she went through immense trauma and she gave up on her life. but she’s doing so great now! she’s married, she has a son too, and she has found a cleaning job. she’s doing great regardless her struggles and she’s an amazingly strong person. this girl on the other hand i don’t know what else to say except she wack as hell if it’s real XD

    • @vanillaskies5186
      @vanillaskies5186 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Looking back I was bullied a lot in high school and luckily I passed my SAT’s that year and to put icing on the cake my graduation speach made everyone’s jaw drop of 2 seconds before a standing ovation that memory still stands in my head after 10 years later

    • @ReinyGamez255
      @ReinyGamez255 Před 10 měsíci +8

      I’m a high school drop out due to bullying and I’m now a cook

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys Před 2 měsíci +5

      yeah, you dont need high school it helps but you can make a career without it. (but, very much should stay in school since even if you want to be a youtuber lets say, you need a backup plan)

  • @youmakemehappy7
    @youmakemehappy7 Před 2 lety +85

    The acting you put in there is SO APPRECIATED 😂😭

  • @narwhalgirl12
    @narwhalgirl12 Před 6 lety +1320

    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going outside to my car, and I’m having a cigarette.”
    “That’s the broom closet!”
    LMAO I DIED XD

  • @lisafischer5040
    @lisafischer5040 Před 6 lety +2104

    "I've been an adult since i was little"
    She's, like, really smart. She's a *_stable genius._*

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Před 6 lety +40

      It’s like she’s a 45 year old woman wearing a 17 year old girl’s body.

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced Před 6 lety +8

      A+ comment, I needed this 😂

    • @lisafischer5040
      @lisafischer5040 Před 6 lety +16

      For those who don't get it, it's a reference to one of Donald Trump's tweets

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Před 6 lety +3

      Lisa Fischer So, she’s pretending to be Donald Trump or is she Donald Trump’s daughter?

    • @vii.bxllavi
      @vii.bxllavi Před 6 lety +2

      😂😂😂

  • @plastation4streaming882
    @plastation4streaming882 Před 2 lety +137

    "you've been an adult since you were little, how does that make sense."
    Short people, Daz, Short people.
    (It's a joke please don't take offense)

  • @bonniegill3652
    @bonniegill3652 Před 2 lety +58

    She wants to be a cosmetologist a crime scene investigator and a CZcams star but skips school and hates it , ok 👌

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 Před 3 lety +2306

    her: "being a psychopath means you dont think your age"
    also her: iVe BeEn aN AdULt SinCE I waS LIttlE"

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 Před 3 lety +20

      Lmao thanks for pointing that out 🤣

    • @unknownuser9214
      @unknownuser9214 Před 3 lety +1

      😭😭😭

    • @abbylorber1755
      @abbylorber1755 Před 2 lety +9

      Yeah. Adults eat baby powder. Yeah. She’s an adult. Sure.

    • @madeleinej6048
      @madeleinej6048 Před 2 lety

      This is such a good point 😂😭

    • @jeffersonskrabanek9263
      @jeffersonskrabanek9263 Před 2 lety +2

      What’s funny is she said that and honestly wasn’t forced to grow up at a young age like me and my siblings and a few other people I know she didn’t have the struggles that a lot of people have/ had she had (at least by what I’ve seen from this video) a pretty good upbringing and didn’t have to worry about money education none of that but omg she’s been an adult since she was little

  • @J0E05
    @J0E05 Před 5 lety +611

    "I skip school all the time". "I'm going to college for crime scene investigation". Ok betch

    • @ytyt2245
      @ytyt2245 Před 4 lety +9

      NOBODY:
      That girl: I don't have common sense but I can think like the people who committed
      the crimes. You get it because she gave us a wrong definition of psychopath?

  • @amberdanforth2209
    @amberdanforth2209 Před 2 lety +31

    The whole fact that she is saying her dad is *BASICALLY* God, my trauma high key said “Yeah- someones getting molested” my dad treated me good because I was getting molested and he was showing me attention, I wanted to be with him all the time because I got things, he gave me things, I mooned over him. HIGHKEY- it’s prolly not the case- but my trauma really said “HA! I’m not the only one”

    • @courttheshort87
      @courttheshort87 Před 2 lety +4

      I'm high key hoping you got help with that, luv.
      One survivor to another.
      Self deprecating is a coping tool for so long.
      Best wishes.
      Low high she probably does have daddy issues of that caliber.

  • @kierananthony25
    @kierananthony25 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Daz just makes me feel still, present, and at peace whenever I have a bad day or feel depressed.
    Daz, if you're reading this, you're a G.

  • @shikamarunara1338
    @shikamarunara1338 Před 3 lety +3837

    her: "a psychopath is when you cant think straight"
    lesbians,pans,bi's,and gays: "well damn ಠ_ಠ

  • @mcchickentits8784
    @mcchickentits8784 Před 6 lety +8399

    Why she look like a 45 y/old soccer mom who yells at other peoples kids.

    • @k2p716
      @k2p716 Před 6 lety +94

      Crim Wolf
      Lol the burn is too real

    • @ashleysheree7057
      @ashleysheree7057 Před 6 lety +34

      Lmao 😂

    • @Lovegato1
      @Lovegato1 Před 6 lety +54

      Crim Wolf she will be like TIMMY LET ME YELL AT THIS KID OMG WHAT ARE U THINKING!!

    • @reaganm6773
      @reaganm6773 Před 6 lety +37

      Crim Wolf is it weird that’s what I thought when I saw the title and I was like she’s not a girl she’s a woman 😂

    • @tana9776
      @tana9776 Před 6 lety +21

      Crim Wolf Bitch my neighbor is SHOOOOOK she yelled at me for wearing jeans in summer

  • @lauverr3808
    @lauverr3808 Před 2 lety +15

    We all have gone through teenage angst but I couldn't imagine telling everyone, mom included, that you hate her and she's never going to be allowed in her life. That's insane. I'm sure her mom is the strict one and daddy is all "anything you want princess!" 🙄 I hope she and her mom get to reconcile their differences. No matter what it's still her mom.

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Před rokem +5

    the very first word she said was a perfect representation of her as a person
    a snarky "uuUUUUMMM!!"

  • @cassbonds2121
    @cassbonds2121 Před 5 lety +1223

    18 yrs old, parents never bought me a car. They raised me to do this thing called "get a job and buy one yourself."

    • @darksunshine9046
      @darksunshine9046 Před 5 lety +24

      I'm 14 yrs old and I'm not that dependent on my parents I mean I still need them but I'm not babied like she is.

    • @cassbonds2121
      @cassbonds2121 Před 5 lety +4

      @@darksunshine9046 Thats good

    • @rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316
      @rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316 Před 5 lety +11

      Cass Bonds can see where your coming from but say you pass your drivers license and your family gets you a used car that’s fine but anything more then that is wrong in my books

    • @donacello789
      @donacello789 Před 5 lety +2

      Jesse Helmer what’s wrong with weed? Yeah, at that age it should be taken but past 24 their are hardly any major effects.

    • @vimmotv8802
      @vimmotv8802 Před 5 lety +2

      I'm not 18, but true.

  • @tatjanamadzar7672
    @tatjanamadzar7672 Před 5 lety +3612

    *I’ve been an adult since I was little*

    • @14_heather_44
      @14_heather_44 Před 5 lety +26

      @library of dragons yeah but you probably didnt get drop out of high school. she probably doesnt even know what childlike heart means. not meaning to sound rude or to make any assumptions or anything...

    • @legodarkmetal
      @legodarkmetal Před 5 lety +11

      I feel like I was a lawyer in past life. Eveytime I see someone jay walk I literally say to them 'license and registeration'. I also tell them to put their hands behind their back while always carrying handcuffs.

    • @k.suliman8539
      @k.suliman8539 Před 5 lety +20

      She also said a psychopath is a person that doesn't think their age

    • @i_have_an_issue_with_Kirby
      @i_have_an_issue_with_Kirby Před 5 lety +5

      Bro same.. lol

    • @-blackandblue-4803
      @-blackandblue-4803 Před 5 lety +7

      Same, I also have been an adult since I was little, and now that I’m in high school I’ve become the wise old grandparent

  • @alexandraofarrell7829
    @alexandraofarrell7829 Před 2 lety +7

    She mentions that she wants to get a GED which is the equivalence of a high school diploma. To obtain one you have to be out of school for at least one year and purchase a book which you study and then you pass the test. The GED is a seven-hour test, separated into two days. There is a math section, an English section, a history section, and a science section on the test. In my country, you can also take a test at the college or university that you are applying to, to make sure that you have the skills required for the program. To get the skills required to pass the tests you can purchase high school workbooks, so basically, she would be homeschooled. That's what she most likely means by still wanting an education. I know this because that's what I did myself because going to school gave me horrible anxiety attacks and panic attacks that got so bad that I was going to the bathroom every 5 minutes and was sometimes going in my pants without knowing so I had to start wearing diapers again. Things got so bad that I wanted to kill myself so eventually, my parents and my therapist decided I should be homeschooled. The real problem with this girl is her attitude, thinking that she is better than everyone, and as much as she says she wants an education I don't buy it, because she thinks she knows everything already.

  • @shaunhumphreys6714
    @shaunhumphreys6714 Před rokem +16

    Daz is the most grounded, down to earth youtuber with the amount of following he has, on the whole of youtube.He gives his watchers besides the amazing contagious laugh, and hilarious character sketches, these serious moments which come from being a grown up adult,a father, he is such a good role model. he promotes good family values basically. and he promotes good values to people who are single. he is still extremely real.hes not pretentious, or materialistic. he still has the same best friend hugh. he hasnt changed.

  • @kei_tsuki
    @kei_tsuki Před 4 lety +4849

    "I've been adult since i was little"
    **Chokes on ramen**

  • @Avastea_talk.-3248
    @Avastea_talk.-3248 Před 4 lety +5411

    The crime scene he played out got me dyeing

  • @skyler_thepatato9125
    @skyler_thepatato9125 Před 8 měsíci +5

    10:53
    So thats what that feeling is when you are awake at 2 am and all of a sudden you wanna get your life together 🤣 just ur ghost mom yelling at you

  • @IzukusGorgeousThighs
    @IzukusGorgeousThighs Před 2 lety +8

    8:08 maybe she means she go her innocence was taken away from her at a young age, that could also be a reason as to why she hates everyone and doesn't want anyone in her life, in her business, as a way to keep herself save from getting hurt even further?

  • @adeledenton534
    @adeledenton534 Před 4 lety +2491

    Her: Describes what a psychopath is
    Also her: Describes herself

  • @sinner_seraph3509
    @sinner_seraph3509 Před 5 lety +910

    The mom’s face tho:
    “I should’ve swallowed.”
    😂😂

    • @gloriouswaterbottle8968
      @gloriouswaterbottle8968 Před 4 lety +4

      Sinner_ Seraph I’m cackling 😂

    • @emmalouise9536
      @emmalouise9536 Před 4 lety +3

      Sinner_ Seraph you legend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrsbomsta
      @mrsbomsta Před 4 lety +3

      Ha!!!! OMG!! Best comment on here!!

    • @grizz8217
      @grizz8217 Před 4 lety

      Should of

    • @fgvfhkn_hhf4404
      @fgvfhkn_hhf4404 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣She should have

  • @sofiatorresnieves2011
    @sofiatorresnieves2011 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Daz saying that the dads got good eyebrow game
    Me realizing the dad's trying to hook up with the camera girl

  • @swisscheese4226
    @swisscheese4226 Před rokem +6

    "I've been an adult since I was little" Felt that

  • @daughterofchrist8809
    @daughterofchrist8809 Před 6 lety +1651

    Honestly, when I clicked on this video, I thought it was about a lady who was a high school drop out. Turns out she is still a teenager. A very old looking teenager.

  • @morgan8897
    @morgan8897 Před 5 lety +430

    “That’s Alberto he’s our Crime Scene camera guy”
    “Hello”

  • @js.z1n
    @js.z1n Před 2 lety +10

    Someone should tell this girl:
    Psychopathy is characterized by diagnostic features such as superficial charm, high intelligence, poor judgement and failure to learn from experience, pathological egocentricity and incapacity for love, lack of remorse or shame, impulsivity, grandiose sense of self-worth, pathological lying, manipulative behavior

  • @tricky5871
    @tricky5871 Před 11 měsíci +4

    When daz says “can you imagine?” You know there is going to be a story

  • @Demonicii
    @Demonicii Před 5 lety +17144

    I'm on a Daz marathon, anyone else?

  • @rhiannoneliza4010
    @rhiannoneliza4010 Před 5 lety +486

    she has been wanting to speak to the manager for at least 10 years now

  • @hailthenapkin
    @hailthenapkin Před 2 lety +8

    I love it whenever Daz does demonstrations and mini skits.

  • @RubeusHagrid-tj1lo
    @RubeusHagrid-tj1lo Před 10 měsíci +5

    Dazs sketches are gold

  • @caffinaated
    @caffinaated Před 3 lety +1937

    “I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    Me: *Kowalski Analysis*

  • @chuhaecherry8674
    @chuhaecherry8674 Před 5 lety +431

    i love how she acts like she knows everything but in reality she knows so little to nothing about literally anything

  • @Katelink_
    @Katelink_ Před rokem +3

    Most people who drop out from school can be successful in life and I hope that Dr Phil didn't ruin her life too badly and she managed to get the job she wanted. I actually dropped out of school in year 9 because of bullying. Ended up doing my GCSE's in my local college and now I'm making about £30,000 a year with my art and doing something I love.

  • @M4ouS4m4
    @M4ouS4m4 Před 2 lety +30

    Let me tell you this, she is actually kind of right. You need some of the first years of school, but when you have learned stuff such as reading and math, you know etc. You don't really need more than that, people just don't want you working at their work place if you don't have a degree and went to high school. A lot of the stuff you learn at school, is stuff to prepare you for jobs. But if you just go ahead and take an education in something that you would like to work in, you could learn it way easier and faster than if you would have wasted the time in school to learn something that you want ever need. For short it's like you wanting to know what 1+1 is and I tell you what 2+2 is, you don't need to know what 2+2 is, you need to know what 1+1 is.

    • @mdy7953
      @mdy7953 Před rokem +6

      Well if you want a specialised profession and not a basic labour job then tbh you do need a certain level on in depth knowledge. If she wants to be a crime scene investigator, as she said, that might require a lot of chemistry and biology (for forensics) and a high level of English (for detective work) due to the volume of paperwork and reports needed. Also compiling crime statistics require a lot of mathematical analytical skills (perhaps even sociology to help interpret trends), and if you want to do a good job in an interrogation room probably a little bit of psychology wouldn't hurt either. It's not just walking around with a magnifying glass yk. Most professions require a lot more skills than most people realise and there's a lot of crossover.
      BC of this, you can't just let kids pick and choose what they want to study cos often they don't realise just just how many subjects go into a certain job, e.g. many kids/teens may not realise that maths (perhaps even physics, to a degree) are integral to architecture and not just art. They also might change their mind over time (I doubt any child sticks to wanting a single job for their entire school career, most change their minds frequently and it wouldn't be practical to frequently switch subjects on a whim). Theres nothing wrong with learning more than you need and having more options available to you so you can choose from them.
      Also a lot of covert skills are taught in school, such as professional attire, keeping appropriate formal relationships (with teachers), following instructions, being on time, hypothetical thinking, etc. These may sound pretty basic but certainly children aren't born with these skills and don't really pick them up by themselves without someone pushing them yk

  • @aliveyasparks3637
    @aliveyasparks3637 Před 3 lety +2823

    she hates school but she keeps going on about how she needs school to get her somewhere in life.

  • @Smergal
    @Smergal Před 3 lety +7

    5:20 Mam you just described the majority of neurological disabilities, not psychopathy.

  • @Candice_Johnson123
    @Candice_Johnson123 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Is anyone else watching with captions?! They are hilarious!! 😂

  • @CerberusComplex
    @CerberusComplex Před 6 lety +577

    I'm a criminology major and I don't think this girl understands the true nature of crime scene investigation. It's not as glamorous as it appears on TV. Not only do most police departments require you to have at least an associates degree (although you have a much better chance of landing a job with a bachelor's degree), but you also have to be prepared to get called out at 4 am in the windy 20 degree weather, scrounging around a crime scene for blood splatters and shit. Not as fun as TV makes it seem. And oh my god, her definition of a psychopath made me recoil internally.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. Před 6 lety +27

      Κέρβερος Very interesting! I was once keen on studying criminology, but chose something else. Indeed, it's far from glamorous. I like to think she could do it, but she'd need to mature significantly and get a much needed reality check first.
      (I needed to put my phone down after hearing that psychopath definition)

    • @drenemelia2960
      @drenemelia2960 Před 6 lety +17

      Κέρβερος
      I don't need to continue reading after I noticed your Profile picture is from the Jojo ova, I have complete faith in whatever you were going to say

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 Před 6 lety +5

      Κέρβερος You deserve more likes for your amazing comment. Thanks for bringing that knowledge to us. :)

    • @aloevera5206
      @aloevera5206 Před 6 lety +4

      woah fucking hell it wasn’t that deep

    • @bumbditch6493
      @bumbditch6493 Před 6 lety +4

      I have so much respect for this comment 👏

  • @Lucxsss
    @Lucxsss Před 6 lety +617

    We need a series/sketch called “Dr Daz”😂
    Who agrees?😂

  • @aniahmiller5281
    @aniahmiller5281 Před 7 měsíci +2

    You’re one of my fav CZcamsrs, I’ve been battling severe depression and when you make skits/mock of messed up situations 😂 like the guitar it was so unexpected which makes it better 😂

  • @fayore792
    @fayore792 Před rokem +8

    her definition of a psychopath never fail to make me giggle

  • @MysticSarahh
    @MysticSarahh Před 4 lety +715

    Girl: I’m going to college for cosmetology and crime scene investigation.
    Me: Those two jobs are in completely different fields. Is she going to go up the body and be like "uh uh, honey. Your hair is a mess and the blood does nothing for your skin. Before I look around, lemme add some foundation, hair spray, lipstick-“

    • @reenwolf6066
      @reenwolf6066 Před 4 lety +20

      Omg! New sketch idea lol

    • @kiaraguzman8965
      @kiaraguzman8965 Před 4 lety +11

      And i’ve never seen a college have both a cosmetology program and a crime scene investigation course. Like ever.

    • @Lily-gj8jo
      @Lily-gj8jo Před 4 lety +10

      Sherlock Holmes the makeup artist

    • @nataliemj06
      @nataliemj06 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol know your facts before you comment

    • @oliviahodges6104
      @oliviahodges6104 Před 4 lety

      MysticSarah 2003 IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eblovesdb
    @eblovesdb Před 6 lety +774

    'woo0ooooo0oo *KEVIN* pick this shit up'
    LMAO XD

  • @ReinyGamez255
    @ReinyGamez255 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I dropped out of high school, life’s a little harder but high school truely sucked😂

    • @Imtrane15
      @Imtrane15 Před 10 měsíci +2

      My mom got me out of school around the start of Covid, don't feel bad

  • @lindseydarcy2776
    @lindseydarcy2776 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Daz: have never seen so much contradiction in such a short space of time
    me: well u clearly haven't met my mother

  • @chey2946
    @chey2946 Před 4 lety +593

    Her: “I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    Me: **on my last brain cell**

    • @beansontoast9924
      @beansontoast9924 Před 4 lety +5

      Hello I'm her for no reason

    • @michaelmccarthy3695
      @michaelmccarthy3695 Před 4 lety +6

      I was born at a very young age

    • @seanhurley2962
      @seanhurley2962 Před 4 lety +7

      When I came out I was an adult

    • @seanhurley2962
      @seanhurley2962 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😀😀😂😀😂😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😆😂😀😂😂😀😂😂😀😆😂😀😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂😀😆😂😂😂😀😆😂😆😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

    • @breezvsp1759
      @breezvsp1759 Před 4 lety +1

      Omg!😂😂😂

  • @ta1y.d
    @ta1y.d Před 4 lety +764

    ‘You don’t even get me a car’
    Like 2 seconds later: I dOn’T NeEd a cAr 🚘

    • @alicia4175
      @alicia4175 Před 4 lety +4

      i can hear.

    • @User-bx1nl
      @User-bx1nl Před 4 lety +5

      Copied word for word (the original comments above urs LMAOO) no hate tho

    • @audreymonroe6282
      @audreymonroe6282 Před 4 lety +1

      Alicia Machin shut up -.-

    • @alicia4175
      @alicia4175 Před 4 lety +1

      Audrey Monroe no i’m ok ty :)

    • @audreymonroe6282
      @audreymonroe6282 Před 4 lety

      Alicia Machin I-
      YOUR LIKE FOUR- you shouldn’t be watching this 😂

  • @KarenLopez-yh9mg
    @KarenLopez-yh9mg Před 2 lety +7

    I bet Daz tried not to laugh when making the sketch😂

  • @lismac524
    @lismac524 Před rokem +7

    10:05 best clip ever

  • @that_immortal7197
    @that_immortal7197 Před 6 lety +636

    Who else wants Daz to be the next Queen of England?

  • @mekialmyers1389
    @mekialmyers1389 Před 4 lety +676

    Instead of Dr.phill we need Dr.daz like daz is logic is insane

  • @earthdoragon2540
    @earthdoragon2540 Před rokem +2

    As someone who's in college for Forensic Science, with plans to go into crime scene investigation ... ya definitely need an education. I have a class that's literally just analyzing blood splatters to determine different aspects of what could have happened

  • @snowwyq2723
    @snowwyq2723 Před 2 lety +7

    her: "a psychopath is when you cant think straight, cant think there age"
    also her " I've been a adult sense I was a kid"

  • @hithanksforcheckinginimsti7068

    She said a psychopath doesn't think straight. I'm gay, so am I a psycho??? No.
    Edit- holy crap, thanks for all the like???

  • @KellieValentine
    @KellieValentine Před 6 lety +930

    I dropped out of high school because of bullying and now I'm in university doing psychology so that I can become a therapist. Education is important I think, but high school isn't necessarily your only route.

    • @letitianv1070
      @letitianv1070 Před 6 lety +52

      Kellie Cronogue That’s so cool! I want to be a therapist but I think I’m gonna stick with high school. That’s really amazing!

    • @KellieValentine
      @KellieValentine Před 6 lety +42

      IHaveNoIdeaWhyIEvenTry Best of luck with your career path, I hope you do well! :)

    • @letitianv1070
      @letitianv1070 Před 6 lety +25

      Kellie Cronogue thank you so much ^^

    • @alyssarichardson1880
      @alyssarichardson1880 Před 6 lety +16

      Same here girl, I'm in college to become a Vet Tech. I dropped out at 17 and got my GED a month later.

    • @mmparty5967
      @mmparty5967 Před 6 lety +8

      I hope you don't live far from me because my best friend have tried to kill herself many times and I never know about it! I always have to force her to tell me the truth! I told her to see therapists and she did but nothing worked.She cutted herself many times and says her cat scratched her.I'm a Muslim and she is a Christian and she is the only person that loved me and never judged me by my religion.She understands me.I would not know where I would be without her! I cant stand the fact that she tries to hurt herself!😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @beepboop2228
    @beepboop2228 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Whoever did the captions, round of applause to you
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Trillium_thefairy4454
    @Trillium_thefairy4454 Před 10 měsíci +4

    You can survive and do life without going to high school.

  • @lukeaxolotl2782
    @lukeaxolotl2782 Před 4 lety +540

    Girl: I’ve been an adult since I was little”
    What did you just come out the womb huge?

    • @milk4231
      @milk4231 Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah she came out 6’4” being a genius as she always is

    • @laurenpettis2469
      @laurenpettis2469 Před 4 lety

      hahaha, I just spat my coffee out reading this comment BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aurora7102
      @aurora7102 Před 4 lety

      “Psycopath you dont think your age”

    • @seagullplayssiege8185
      @seagullplayssiege8185 Před 4 lety +1

      dumbbitch.exe has stopped working

    • @x_lxky
      @x_lxky Před 4 lety

      Castaway Axolotl I mean she looks like she is 45 named Karen 152kg 2 mortgages 4 children and a mini van

  • @meganosullivan2341
    @meganosullivan2341 Před 3 lety +1318

    Let’s get daz a talk show!!!
    Just picture it.
    Kid: I hate my mother
    Daz: get over it for fuck sake
    Kid: mum I love you!!!

  • @aaronbt7167
    @aaronbt7167 Před 2 lety +4

    Daz's acting is amazing

  • @pannywanny5322
    @pannywanny5322 Před rokem +2

    High school sucks but it is necessary. It's really hard to survive it sometimes. There are bullies and lots of responsibilities to tale on that are incredibly stressful to deal with. However, it is imperative to complete your education or attempt it. It's not for everyone, but it is a chance for a good future.

    • @thatone3AMcreature
      @thatone3AMcreature Před rokem

      Best to just concentrate on the education, there may be some obstacles but best to just keep going to reach you're dreams and ignore the negative reactions from others ( *it's quite hard and understandable* ) but best to ignore that 👍

  • @jenniferhernandez6589
    @jenniferhernandez6589 Před 5 lety +393

    DAZ : that’s the face when -“can’t make that joke “
    Everyone knows what he was gonna say 😂

  • @KatieMcchensey
    @KatieMcchensey Před 6 lety +5048

    the sketches are everything lmao

  • @chadwiggins4883
    @chadwiggins4883 Před 2 lety +11

    4:06 daz- you can't can't count to five then you can't count the bullet holes s in the victims ass
    Me- oooooh!! I think we need to call the fire department cus that was a 3rd degree burn

  • @maggixx8707
    @maggixx8707 Před 2 lety +2

    Daz for president❕

  • @Ned-nw6ge
    @Ned-nw6ge Před 4 lety +287

    "Kids can get so lost in the internet that they can't find their own identity."
    That's why they go on Tumblr and find out theyre actually a dragon wolf tiger hybrid.

    • @smashleymcbashley6250
      @smashleymcbashley6250 Před 4 lety +17

      Along with 12 self diagnosed disorders

    • @Flower-zk7zi
      @Flower-zk7zi Před 4 lety +3

      Thats where furries are born

    • @user-gj7sy1dy1q
      @user-gj7sy1dy1q Před 4 lety +1

      Eleven’s Eggos I’m a furry bc other furries help me get over my depression-
      But there’s probably a lot of us coming from them terrible quizzes lmao

    • @penink8854
      @penink8854 Před 4 lety +1

      cRAzγ DUTcH wattpad is q u a k i n g

    • @kickingkidsisentertaining4871
      @kickingkidsisentertaining4871 Před 4 lety

      Technically it's a TRIBRID since its three, a Hybrid is two animals formed to one and a Tribrid is three

  • @evelyngrace5405
    @evelyngrace5405 Před 6 lety +444

    " *SUP DUDES IM AT THE FOCKIN SKATE PARK!!* " i relate

  • @ashleylunas-rodriguez6316

    Daz is such an amazing person. Really happy he's out here for people to watch.

  • @Stageynankeen7
    @Stageynankeen7 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Im a highschool drop out. Im in yr 10 right now I haven't been to school for basically 2 or 3 months. I mean I've been a few days in between. I've decided to drop out at the end of this year because of the bullying and i am pretty intelligent. Im also getting a job because it's either learn or earn. I'm choosing to make money instead of going to school. In my mind it doesn't matter who believes in me, as long as I believe in myself I know I'll make it.

  • @kirikiri9269
    @kirikiri9269 Před 5 lety +394

    Most of the murderers have abnormally higher IQ than average person but:
    "You dont have a thought process"

    • @SpencerFinley
      @SpencerFinley Před 5 lety +13

      Not all psychopaths are killers, but i totally see what you're sayin and you're right about them bein smarter :)

    • @RemovingTheWingus
      @RemovingTheWingus Před 4 lety +3

      well some of em

    • @kingofmeatballs763
      @kingofmeatballs763 Před 4 lety +6

      *Dude, they have to plan that shit out for months, get every single detail right and figure out what kind of methods of killing and hiding bodies is the best. Them fuckers are smart*

    • @confusedkys6090
      @confusedkys6090 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kingofmeatballs763 no shit they're fucking professional at killing and their knowledge is very psychotic for an average human

    • @juicycouture9672
      @juicycouture9672 Před 4 lety

      Most psychos are usually just abusive and aggressive but that’s still true

  • @iateabrick1244
    @iateabrick1244 Před 4 lety +380

    her: “i’ve been an adult since i was little.”
    me: *using my last brain cell*
    also me: “wait-“

    • @z9321
      @z9321 Před 3 lety +3

      Its difficult to process what she said in my mind and I have a somewhat above average IQ😅 I'm so damn confused and also concerned tbh

  • @CallumButton
    @CallumButton Před rokem +3

    If you put subtitles on, when Daz laughs it types *Daz has the best laugh*. Love it and so true!

  • @whyamidumb9860
    @whyamidumb9860 Před 2 lety +3

    I like that daz actually thinks about what made the girl think like that. He doesn'tjust blame her,call her cringy and insult her. He questions the parents and wonders what they did to make her think like that.

  • @lizbiz1416
    @lizbiz1416 Před 3 lety +744

    “I can’t make that joke”
    I think everyone’s figured that out 😂

    • @DucksLikeGrapes
      @DucksLikeGrapes Před 3 lety +12

      im not too young im just innocent explain please? lmao

    • @thatoneboy869
      @thatoneboy869 Před 3 lety +14

      @@DucksLikeGrapes its an inappropriate joke

    • @elisharoberts492
      @elisharoberts492 Před 3 lety +9

      @@DucksLikeGrapes you must be to young then

    • @DucksLikeGrapes
      @DucksLikeGrapes Před 3 lety +9

      @@elisharoberts492 I’m not I’m literally a teenager I’m just dumbb

    • @elisharoberts492
      @elisharoberts492 Před 3 lety +8

      @@DucksLikeGrapes fair enough

  • @Kennedybellerose
    @Kennedybellerose Před 5 lety +605

    Your sketches are pure gold and original

  • @nicholasdiehl7368
    @nicholasdiehl7368 Před 2 lety

    Love you daz! Hope your well

  • @craftygamer2277
    @craftygamer2277 Před 2 lety +4

    9:30
    Daz is the new Dr. Phil

  • @selenay7842
    @selenay7842 Před 6 lety +362

    "Psychopath is that you mentally cannot think straight, you mentally do not think your age and you just don't think right you don't have a thought process"
    *Ted Bundy turns in his grave*

    • @stairgdgd818
      @stairgdgd818 Před 6 lety +33

      Selenay Y. I was cringing the whole time she was fumbling through her explaination

    • @sophiakim143
      @sophiakim143 Před 6 lety +10

      Hahah, just going to comment on this xD I bet so many psychopaths are offended lmao - it's exactly the opposite to what she said. We all know she was about to accuse her mother of psychopathy for "always being on me" before Dr Phil interrupted her :^)

    • @Wompwomp145
      @Wompwomp145 Před 6 lety +10

      didn't she just describe autism

    • @chris_wizzudz
      @chris_wizzudz Před 6 lety +2

      Hector Rincon That's what I thought too.

    • @justinweil6687
      @justinweil6687 Před 6 lety +3

      A psychopath is someone who acts on the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome
      I cringed through everything she said 😂

  • @niksvlogs1940
    @niksvlogs1940 Před 4 lety +207

    “Wow , someone’s grounded” 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @kristengrove6990
    @kristengrove6990 Před 2 lety

    Daz always makes my day I stg

  • @oscarg9546
    @oscarg9546 Před 7 měsíci +2

    ive watched this so many times and Daz still makes me laugh.

  • @why_u_mad1446
    @why_u_mad1446 Před 3 lety +637

    "That's the face when...
    I'm not gonna make that joke"
    We all got it Daz...

  • @masternoscoped3336
    @masternoscoped3336 Před 6 lety +250

    “”That’s the face I make when I ... I can’t make that joke” bruvvvvv I’m legit dying atm ahahahahah

    • @latishagreen9355
      @latishagreen9355 Před 6 lety +4

      yas XD I know what it is,i laughed so hard when i listened to it

  • @seansampat8401
    @seansampat8401 Před rokem +4

    She is the type of person to say:
    School is pointless, but you need it to get to get a job and to have a good life

  • @tiaraeg
    @tiaraeg Před rokem +1

    I've been a long time Daz fan, but i've always found my way back to this video JUST for the CSI sketch hahahahaha. it's amazing!!!

  • @tttot8312
    @tttot8312 Před 3 lety +627

    I love when he’s like “WHATS UP DuDeS IM AT THE FUCKING SKATE PARK” 😂😂😂😂