The WEIRDEST Tech at CES 2023
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Timestamps:
0:00 let's get WEEEIRD
0:18 BMW i Vision Dee
0:45 Ring Always Home Cam
1:17 Skyted silent mask
1:58 Hands-free baby stroller
2:54 L'Oreal auto-lipstick, brow printer
3:40 Aska A5 flying car
4:22 a haunted typewriter
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5:43 THICK BITS
5:48 HTC Vive XR Elite
6:41 Androids will text satellites too
7:37 AI "lawyer" to help humans in court
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that hands free stroller is one hack away from making your child baby mario in mario cart real quick.
🤣🤣🤣
It's starts playing the Mario kart music before taking at full speed 28 mph
your autonomous car can't hit babies if the babies are inside *taps forehead*
You know, I have a reasonable amount of trust in technology, but that product made me realize what my line is: my theoretical kids. Like if I lost both my arms because I tried to walk on my hands across a minefield and still insisted on living the "American mom dream" of driving a baby around in a stroller rather than just having some kind of harness, this could be a useful product.
it's like the undergrad thesis i saw on my school back then but instead of strollers it's a shopping cart
Half of these products will never ship, but CES really shows how innovative and how creative tech companies could be, and should be.
Flying cars, at the very least, are a scam. There's too many problems with implementing them, least of which is that you'll probably need a pilots certificate to fly one. How do you get them to mesh with the current airspace system? That's probably the biggest obstacle right now.
Flying car excist already they are called helicopters there is no way to have cars taking off without the hellfire they leave behind when taking off. They have to counter the weight with thrust. Every been near a helicopter when they take off. Now imagine that times hundreds in a city
@@jacobpage3865 I just want cars that dont have wheels like the Dragon Ball cars
@@jacobpage3865 The the whole reason flying cars are even a concept is that helos can't be driven anywhere. You mentioned another big issue that has to be overcome; I forgot to mention it.
So CES is like the modern day World Fair? I dig it.
The insanity plea joke at the end was golden. Thank you for making my day.
Imagine the range anxiety you'd have in that "flying car."
Imagine the range anxiety the FAA would have about it...
A pram with range anxiety? Yup.
Drivers in 4 dimensions No thanks.
imagine you are flying in that and the battery just dies mid flight,that moment of:
*oh crap*
No problem, A parachute is a monthly subscription of only 12000$.
Of course, wen don't need that here in Germany. We have German Engineering(Lilium) and Frank Thelen! What can go wrong?
@@chuxmix65 4-Dimensions?
Look out folks, looks like there is a lot of traffic due to all the time travellers in this fine evening.
Gotta say, it was bold of Cooler Master to put a 4090 in a shoe
Yeah it belongs under the shoe
This guy has been born to be a host.
Some say he came out of the womb with a mustache and glasses
And that when the doctors slapped his ass, he replied with a sassy "excuse me?"
All we know is, he's called -the Stig- Riley
YOU WILL NOT HAVE THE DRINK KIMI!!
@@pirojfmifhghek566 I was waiting for Alien joke.
I find the him and the script terribly unfunny.
@@turbo2ltr same
Is it weird that I'd buy that noise cancelling mask? As a night owl who lives in a house with paper thin walls, it'd certainly be nice to not worry about being super quiet at night.
I definitely don't think this product itself could sell, but there is 100% a market for people who need/want to be quiet. I'm the exact same as you and it sucks having to constantly monitor your voice. If a slimmer "mask" or something similar were to be made, I'd totally buy it.
Just buy a wooden box, pad it with soundproofing foam, and then cut a head sized hole out of it. Then you can just paint Minecraft Steve’s face on it and people will think you’re cosplaying! Easy peasy!
The only thing is that there will still always be a muffed sound from the vibrations of your throat through your skin.
just buy a silent house bro!
I'd buy it for $30 if it works okay-ish. Too bad it's going to be like $599 since their only real innovation is tech product branding.
The baby stroller is a excelent showcase of how disconnected we are when it comes to relationships and parenting. Handsfree stroller then tv then tablets and people then complain that their kids dont care about them.
Exactly. Years ago I was thinking about motor-assisted strollers, but the parent is still the one holding and pushing the stroller (just with a lot less force). That would help for places with high differences in elevation, but not touching the stroller at all? The poor baby...
And here we're not even talking about bugs... Imagine the stroller just keep moving while the parent is looking somewhere else and the stroller just goes... That would be a horrible situation. I don't want to be the developer working on this product. Bugs there can have serious consequences. AI in cars are nice, but not perfect and the development budgets there are enormous. The development budget for the stroller? I highly doubt it's going to be enough for the same level of safety. Yeah - I know the speed is low and "It'S uP To ThE paAReNt to lOoK fOr ThEIr ChILD sAfEty", but what if there are 2 parent just walking and talking to each other and a stroller moving by itself with a baby sleeping it. The 2 parents then keep talking without noticing that the stroller keeps moving without stopping (due to a bug). That's a danger situation waiting to happen.
@@TodorKatsarski yeah this is a type which should be made
But due to tough competition people are now exploiting every idea
I am much more excited for the Qualcomm android satellite connection announcement than I was for the rest of the unveilings. This is going to have the most positive and a larger footprint for an impact than the rest of CES 2023's announcements combined
It will revolutionize communication in remote areas. One of my classmates got lost during a hydrology trip in the middle of nowhere and we couldn’t find him for hours even though he was only 1km away. If he could have texted us his coordinates, it would have been trivial to walk over to him and get him back instead of searching for 3 hours.
This will also tear down the Great Firewall of China
Ghost writer is also a 90's kids show about a ghost in a computer that communicates in text, but we'll brush over that fact. 🤣😁
Regarding 'DoNotPay', I hope that they're lying about it "telling the defendant exactly what to say", that can get testimony tossed; preparing a client for the sorts of things they can expect to be asked is one thing, telling them what to say is coaching. It has to be the client's testimony, the client speaking and pleading, not the lawyer speaking through them. Assuming this is a real client, I'm not sure how the company convinced the judge to allow this marketing stunt
Ces is kinda like a fashion show where they show off ridiculous outfits that are purely for art reasons and will never be sold.
It's mostly just companies showing off their new line of established product & trying to wow folks with their halo products. The zany stuff grabs the headlines but the vast majority of CES is mostly just new TVs and similar crap slightly better than last year's version. If CES were more like a fashion show it'd be so much more fun. They do have a whole section devoted to small companies and startups though where you'll find a lot of that whacky fashion show vibe.
...but, like in a fashion show some of the stuff or tech will be integrated into real products that will be sold... And still a few of the weirdest things will get to the market and a few rich people will buy it
2:04 Their walk are so in sync that it feel like they are actually drone.
You've never met any soldiers.
@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq Idk if they are vet or whatsoever, but they are definitely not suppose to be soldiers in the promotional video...
@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq Soldier does that for uniformity and intimidation, which are both definitely what they want in that...
i used to do that with my classmates it's very easy but looks real weird
@@moochoopr9551 Obviously. It was a joke.
The robo lawyer is a lot less insane than it sounds. Law feels like something AI would excel at due to how rigid it is if you say the right questions, responses, and answers.
I cannot explain to you how evil and bigoted that robot is going to be. Law is not rigid, it is full of vaugeness, not to mention the times when laws are flat out terrible and evil.
@@moth.monster Human lawyers are perfectly capable of being just as evil.
It would work if people legislated based on morality, and not at the behest of rich lobbyists.
@@th0tp0lice666 You're admitting it doesn't work and blaming that on someone else.
In a perfect world you'd be right and laws are rigid. However we have a fluid system of law that is constantly changing and some laws directly conflict with others. That's why we have courts designed specifically to rule on those cases where laws conflict.
I can't wait for all the reports of that stroller driving off cliffs lmao
Imagine if those things actually feature WLAN or Bluetooth and get hacked from afar...
the baby stroller is a lawsuit nightmare.
It is just a matter of time until accident happens:
1. Battery burnt
2. Computer failure: go down the stair, go rouge
Way to go, TechLinked writer. You got a full belly laugh out of Riley, the man who supplies the entirety of LMG with full belly laughs
With all the reports of inappropriate viewing of Ring's doorbell footage by contractors, do you really think it is wise to allow them to view all your belongings?
Meh at some point you accept you have no privacy in the modern world, the only other alternative is living off the grid completely. Who cares who sees me in my home, if they want to see a 6'4 guy yelling at his pc while playing league of legends on a Tuesday night, go for it
@@sirblacksmith2297 Alright. I'l be there at 10 and watch you. Maybe even have a quick wank if I'm at it.
Does it still feel the same? If yes, you're consistent and I congratulate you for that. If not, rethink your "doesn't matter" mentality.
@@sirblacksmith2297 When league of legends becomes a crime you will disagree.
@@SamTheMan55555 I mean, sure but I don't do crime, if I did I certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to have a cloud connected device in my house, I personally fully support the government getting data from stuff like that to find murderers and rapists (I live in the south where criminals like that aren't well taken to, I understand if anyone has a differing opinion)
@@sirblacksmith2297 Yeah, sure.
And when that cloud database inevitably gets hacked you also don't care when the drone submits all your password data and shows the hacker all your valuable belongings and the weak points of entry and sells the information to a gang of criminals robbing one drone surveilled property after the other...
Love the Daniel Craig reference for the stroller!!! Y’all are amazing
I wonder if Piers has said anything about Benoit Blanc being gay. Or did he gain a brain cell and decided to not be publicly dunked on again
02:10 "Why so many 3's"------"Coz babies are half a satan" what an amazing joke man💀
freemasonry
Riley just makes my week every time
Boy makes me weak too, hot damn
Rolf, that really got me, mask that mute you, competition from “the general practice of just leaving the room!”, lol
Thank you for the updates, Mustache Man.
You know the designer’s confidence of his “hands-free” stroller when there is a handle for hands
It will probably run out of battery soon and it's probably so heavy they will need both parents to push it 😂
Same reason Telsas have steering wheels. There's no such thing as no need for a backup plan.
They buy from other stroller companies, slap on a motor and that's it. Don't even bother to remove the handle
3k for that stroller is insane, you could jerryrig any stroller with a small motor, a camera and an arduino for like 30 euro retail prices. So unless the stroller itself is high quality it wouldn't really be worth it. Strollers themselves can be expensive though depending on the features.
This is the dumbest comment I have ever read.
3k for a regular stroller isnt that uncommon, at least not in my country.
@@andrewzach1921 I'm not saying people do it, I'm saying the value is dumb. That's it.
It's a product for reach people, they got to price it high enough so they can make a little money from the 3 they're going to sell
I would expect a lot of that cost is for safety features and tests. Imagine if the stroller gets confused and drives the baby in front of a confused speeding Tesla...
These are fun. I like the serious information, delivered like your somewhat smartass friends might be heard chatting about it.
That baby that grew up in that stroller has something special in mind for his parents
The hands free baby stroller, the two people walking behind it never walked out of sync once. It’s scary how I’m sync their walking was.
People automatically sync their steps by instinct
The Google "Proximity Media-share" thing scares me. Having the cast to TV button always there already scares me enough. Not only could I accidentally cast whatever CZcams vid I've got playing onto the Family TV way too easily already, but even moreso when I'm taking a little "me time" on some other, uh, "adult" video websites.
Man, i gotta say, i love this techlinked video format!
The court buildings here dont allow you to bring in your cell phone or camera into the court rooms... I would have to actually bring in the robot to defend me from a speeding ticket... Also, if the AI tells you to lie, who gets in trouble? Lol 🤣
Also, considering that the AI has to be programmed to give certain responses under certain conditions, couldn't opposing lawyers utilize this to "gameify" the system? If they learned how to get the responses they wanted out of the bot, they could easily manipulate it.
@@imjust_a I think that's too hypothetical. You'd have to see it in action to know the limits, then we can find out the flaws
That ring drone is how terminator starts, has no one learned anything...
The "I vision Dee" 😆 🤣 😂
That stupid stroller is a classic case of tech startups coming up with solutions to problems that do not exist.
"Are you too rich to touch your baby stroller!?"
Had me dying
I haven't even gotten on the RBG keyboard hypetrain yet, and they're already coming out with RGB cars.
I had a seasonic PSU on my computer last year & their rebate program was garbage. They lost my rebate, called them & showed proof via photos & said they would take care my rebate. Still haven’t gotten my rebate smh
The L'oreal applicator is amazing. I have dyspraxia and damage to my hands so I genuinely dont wear lipstick because i dont have fine enough fine motor skills in my hands to apply it uniformly. This is amazing and almost made me cry.
Having baby stroller autonomously drive in front of you requires great awareness of stairs and intersections.
"Every baby is half a devil" got me dying 😄😄
"every baby is half a devil"
Saw the joke coming, but still laughed too hard at this. Good one Riley
"Hello, Ring? My dog ate my security drone again. No more warranty coverage?? I quit you!"
FINALLY! Some props to Snow Crash -Light props with a shrug... BUT PROPS!
It's like a strange mega corp show and tell
For the content moving between devices; is that why recently my Spotify has been resuming itself when I turn my tv and Xbox on? I mostly use my Xbox as a streaming box nowadays, and am mostly on Spotify
My usual routine is come home from work, turn on my Xbox, then hit the bed. Recently I've noticed Spotify playback resuming on my phone when I turn on my Xbox
actually hyped for ces tech
TechLinked sure helped make the week go by quickly with their CES coverage!
Gerbils and pride flags give me a really terrible mental image, my dude. It’s a PVC pipe away from true cringe.
that proximity thing has been on my CZcams music for like 2 months now 👀 every time I get close enough to one of my smart speakers it asks if I want to connect at the bottom of the song's album art
1:50 I've seen that in "Battleship Potemkin" a few years ago...
The music in this episode was so good
I appreciate the _Old Snake_ impression when saying OTACON
The hands free stroller actually makes sense for parents who may have mobility or other health issues.
I thought the same thing until I saw the price
That is worse
Seems like a great safety hazard. What happens if there's a incline, will it just shoot on down? Do people really feel safe not holding onto the stroller that has your baby in it? How does it know when to turn and when not to, or do you have to keep physically turning it which kinda defeats the purpose
@@swaroopajit Do you think custom vans with wheelchair lifts are cheap?
Look up recumbent bikes, and compare the cost with normal bikes.
Mobility/health issues aren't cheap and never were.
I would never trust an AI to handle something important as a human life as it is right now
Was standing and can confirm I should’ve sat down before hearing the astonishing news
something like Skyted would be the perfect thing for those of us who likes to sing but are afraid of annoying the people around us. I would definitely invest in a gadget like that.
That L'Oréal joke was so good 😂
Techlinked is one of my favorite shows. I love the hosts and their humor is on point.
Regarding the stroller:
With western Europeans having a hard-on for "eMobility" Bosch nearly made an electric pram product line a few years back. They were almost ready to start mass production before someone finally had the common sense to actually ask people if they even wanted it. Now, considering that noone in their right mind would trust AI in it's current rudimentary form with the safety of their baby the project got canned.
Damnit that automated baby stroller was my idea!! I was saying to someone days ago it was crazy that didn't exist yet, it's such an obvious gap in the market when you're a parent.
Same for square space, copilot with chatGPT can easily recreate all that in minutes
I had thought CES was over. Ive been following CES since the 90s.
I can imagine Judges not being too happy with being guinea pigs for AI Lawyers lol.
It won't be happening anytime soon. I'm sure real lawyers will use the shit out of AI but you won't be represented by AI in this country anytime soon.
The self driving stroller seems better used to hold cargo for people。
Imagine a shopping cart that could go through checkout for you and meet you in the parking lot
Honestly if you mix the mouthpieces with like noise canceling headsets and like an oculus.... lol could be lit especially for like esports to make the whole thing as emersive as possible would be kinda sick, no?
All these years later we finally made the stroller from Ghostbusters II. Now we don't even need a river of slime under Manhattan!
i love seeing all the weird/cool stuff
I felt naked watching this on a Saturday morning LoL 🤣
taking control of a stroller with a flipperzero would be a cool future
I won't trust that stroller... What if it suddenly speed up and run away from it's owner while the baby is inside...
lmao love the subtle roast of the typewriter
So 7:20 is like how android tells you if you are near a smart device/TV, but for music now? Would it have auto connect? Say you had multiple speakers around your house, pop your phone in your pocket and the sound moves with you? 🤔
That hands free stroller looks like the start of Ghostbustes II.
6:33 Sort of like Magsafe wireless charging. Not surprizingly in phones long before Apple
The early competitor to Qi wireless charging had magnets to center devices on the charging coil my 2014 Kyocera Hydro Vibe used this standard, worked OK but it was 2014 so wireless charging was slow, at least it didnt get your phone super hot though.
Notable features of the Hydro was its low price, reletively high performance for $50 without contract, water resistant design, bone induction earpiece, glove friendly touch screen, dedicated camera button.
What am i forgetting. OH YEAR a freaking tool free replacable battery, SD card slot and headpone jack
This was the phone that made me not beleive the marketing lies about how they needed to seal these phones to make them durable, because of the 3 phones i bought for using outdoors, none of them have died
Where as my 'sealed rugged portless' phones seem to go bad after 2 years
Its odd the phone that is easy to repair with 3rd party parts never needs fixing, where as the phone that makes it illegal to repair with 3rd party parts because of abuse of the DMCA needs to be repaired every few years.
Kyocera - that’s a company I haven’t heard of for quite some time!!
is it possible to properly waterproof a phone with a removable battery? because I don't think the anti-modularity reasoning was durability, it was to make a waterproof seal
@@nothanks6784 I used to have a waterproof Sony with a toolless replaceable battery around 10 years ago, can't remember the model, but yes, very much possible.
@@nothanks6784 denver1g1 quite literally gave you a detailed example of one. That they owned.
And the Galaxy S5 was also 'waterproof' and had a removeable back. Please, use your brain.
4:45 imagine showing this to someone 40 years ago
I want the offscreen guys to just literally be the Muppets Statler and Waldorf for an episode and just rag on whatever story is told with some insane pun
3:40 That was funny, it's not a flying car, it's a driving helicopter.
My favorite was the smart bird feeder that identifies and takes HD pics of birds. Reminds me of my beautiful environmental science teacher from high school
Speculation is that the Apple VR will not be consumer friendly in the price dept. It’ll be around 3500-5000$ cad
Riley keeps the vibes right! Some crazy tech!
Screw proximity switching. I just wish Android would let me select which audio device to play sound to without needing to have sound playing, like old versions can.
That typewriter is basically how Oregon Trail worked on mainframes in the 70’s.
This video is amazing 😂
I don't foresee any potential issue (like failing to brake before crossing a street or accelerating unexpectedly to it) for that motorized stroller (and the parents using it without paying attention) at all.
hell yea Snow Crash reference. Great Book
The video I've been searching for
The color changing car is so cool!
Bit random, but what brand t shirt are you wearing? I've been looking for something a bit more hard wearing. Cheers
pfft seeing the stroller made me laugh, cause I actually applied for a job at the stroller company xD
and yeah not gonna lie, my exact thoughts when applying, it doesn't seem that.. duh you know. but hey I love gaining experience in stuff and not to mention need money to live :P
Whoever wrote this episode is a legend! Make that person head of all writing at LMG please 🙏
Gawd, I was anticipating the script of this video would make write some angry negative troll comments but credit where credit’s due this shit was funny. 😂
The L'Oreal eyebrow printer, that thing is the one that is going to be a success if it works well, you have no idea how much woman are going to love that one.
Regarding self-driving baby stroller: I live on a golf course, and I've been watching people walk around with self-driving golf bags for years. This is literally just the slightest tweak on that but actually irresponsible versus just silly.
1:27 fucking DEAD
The second I saw what the mask looked like I knew the next copy line would be some savage
roast; I was waiting for it with anticipation
did you boost music volume starting htc spot? also whats the track name?
I love that they just leave takes like Dis-entry in there.
So, how long until the stroller goes downstairs or runs away on a hill?
Didn't t-mobile and space x announce satellite connectivity before Apple?
I’m upgrading my Ring Drone to have Tazer & Darts laced with poisonous tree frog venom 🐸
The WEIRDEST time to release this video on 2023
Love you all! 💜
0:45 Hide in the bathtub y'all! (That's a Minority Report reference)
2:14 LMAO