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  • čas přidán 23. 12. 2018
  • Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”. / @joeydiaz

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  • @ziploc86
    @ziploc86 Před 5 lety +3157

    In a different reality Joey Diaz is a top notch defense attorney

  • @angelsanchez1545
    @angelsanchez1545 Před 5 lety +3327

    Joey Diaz voice should be used as a GPS voice lmao that would be dope AF ..."Make a Left, you Fucken Cocksucka"😂😂

    • @gluehuffer6955
      @gluehuffer6955 Před 5 lety +312

      "I remember i made a left turn in 82, let me tell you."

    • @tanmaypanadi1414
      @tanmaypanadi1414 Před 5 lety +14

      I would love to see that in a Google maps

    • @swimbaitohio
      @swimbaitohio Před 5 lety +3

      😂😅🤣☠️💀💀

    • @roodguy144
      @roodguy144 Před 5 lety +39

      @@gluehuffer6955 i read this in joeys voice automatically. lol

    • @Mattman524
      @Mattman524 Před 5 lety +27

      I would pay 100 bucks a month for that totally worth it

  • @BigKashGrab
    @BigKashGrab Před 4 lety +630

    Crazy how lucky young Jamie is he just gets to sit back and listen to all these amazing stories from all these amazing people what a life

    • @tlp-uz1il
      @tlp-uz1il Před 2 lety +48

      You forgot one detail... Live. He gets to see the shit live and in person, lucky bastard 🤣

    • @aarondang2944
      @aarondang2944 Před rokem

      bc

    • @maxpower001
      @maxpower001 Před rokem +46

      Right.. being joes side kick is probably a pretty sweet gig. Hang out, burn one, make sure everythi g runs smooth

    • @imvybz1451
      @imvybz1451 Před rokem +19

      i know jamie makes a stack too

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Před rokem +6

      Young Jamie 😂😂😂

  • @jayjohnson3920
    @jayjohnson3920 Před 3 lety +212

    i fell asleep in the sun with my headphones in. Laying in the grass listening to Joey Diaz tell stories. It was one of the best days of my life

    • @Alb-fx9hq
      @Alb-fx9hq Před 2 lety +13

      Please tell me you were high

    • @stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114
      @stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114 Před rokem +2

      No joint damnnnn

    • @andrewr4666
      @andrewr4666 Před rokem

      @@stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114 that’s how he fell asleep

    • @MaddoxMelton
      @MaddoxMelton Před rokem +11

      Dude I turned this on and fell a sleep and had a dream that I was in the room and doing the podcast with them and it felt so real

    • @blazyfps2563
      @blazyfps2563 Před rokem +2

      @@MaddoxMelton thats crazy lmaoo

  • @bLacKliSt3D911
    @bLacKliSt3D911 Před 5 lety +1648

    Joey’s open-mouth “high stare” is one of the greatest gifts of the universe

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale Před 5 lety +113

      0:39 I mean what even is his face

    • @jarl-caysen
      @jarl-caysen Před 5 lety +10

      @@MrSkinnyWhale hilarious

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 Před 5 lety +2

      Really,he’s fucking boring and drooling from too much Amphetamines

    • @stepheng887
      @stepheng887 Před 5 lety +27

      The universe is in his mouth.

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 Před 5 lety +4

      Kevin Yeager true I do not know amphetamines,and I am drunk but I think calling me retarded lets me know your mindset

  • @ArtieStrongManMusic
    @ArtieStrongManMusic Před 5 lety +3021

    Joey Diaz needs to voice act in GTA6

    • @Christiang380
      @Christiang380 Před 5 lety +12

      ArtieStrongManMusic faxxx

    • @TanoookiMario377
      @TanoookiMario377 Před 5 lety +66

      alex jones too

    • @tanmaypanadi1414
      @tanmaypanadi1414 Před 5 lety +57

      I didn't feel much gangster vibes from gta5 I am more scared if the next GTA is based off Joey's life with lines of coka and sex with construction rackets to get by

    • @ugliestboyalive
      @ugliestboyalive Před 5 lety +46

      He was in mafia 3

    • @yobeatthat85
      @yobeatthat85 Před 5 lety +1

      He can’t because it’s based in Chicago

  • @tomyabo85
    @tomyabo85 Před 4 lety +308

    Joey "That's why I never liked Miracle Whip" Diaz

  • @anibermoras454
    @anibermoras454 Před 4 lety +40

    “That’s why I don’t like miracle whip now” had me dying. Joey Diaz man

  • @jonahcutler8859
    @jonahcutler8859 Před 5 lety +2199

    "I can't give you accurate numbers because I don't know what numbers are."
    Joey Diaz, 2018

    • @maximiliancooper7138
      @maximiliancooper7138 Před 5 lety +10

      Just finished 1984.

    • @louiscotteta566
      @louiscotteta566 Před 4 lety +4

      Maximilian Cooper creepy ass book, almost like it was a blueprint...

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 Před 4 lety +5

      @@louiscotteta566 read brave new world and the story of the man who wrote it aldous huxley

    • @louiscotteta566
      @louiscotteta566 Před 4 lety +2

      Seven thanks for the suggestion, ill take a look.

    • @Mr_3raqi
      @Mr_3raqi Před 4 lety +1

      a prime example is 1:18:25

  • @MrStardat
    @MrStardat Před 5 lety +583

    Marijuana is addicted to Joey Diaz.

  • @ohsweatbret
    @ohsweatbret Před 4 lety +440

    I feel like Joey Diaz is just going to turn into a giant talking weed plant one day

    • @IvanTaylorIT
      @IvanTaylorIT Před 4 lety +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @howdoyoudoit3499
      @howdoyoudoit3499 Před 4 lety +8

      That's legend level shit

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret Před 4 lety +10

      Lol did you report my comment and get it removed? Yea and? People should live how they want to live. They aren’t hurting anyone. Live and let live dude, jesus. I don’t think trans women should be in fighting sports against genetic women because it’s an unfair advantage, however a trans classes of fighters MTF and FTM would be no problem. I support people being happy and living their life to the fullest. Did I touch a nerve honey?

    • @mcimdm.m.m7074
      @mcimdm.m.m7074 Před 4 lety +1

      Andy Bailey 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @chancesanders8926
      @chancesanders8926 Před 4 lety

      A Person Scary Movie 2?

  • @soundsofnature7015
    @soundsofnature7015 Před 4 lety +79

    "I don't know where I got the speakers. I bought them, they fell off the back of a truck idk."

  • @jordanholliday596
    @jordanholliday596 Před 5 lety +815

    Young Jamie is basically just Alexa

    • @joshsullivan1314
      @joshsullivan1314 Před 5 lety +84

      Bet Alexa didn't get an A in physics though ;)

    • @lordhinton3394
      @lordhinton3394 Před 5 lety +9

      @@joshsullivan1314 this is only hilarious to true Roganites! Merry Christmas

    • @lordhinton3394
      @lordhinton3394 Před 5 lety +4

      Hilarious bro Merry Christmas!

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 Před 5 lety +8

      Jordan holliday “young Jamie pull up despacito”

    • @70mjc
      @70mjc Před 5 lety

      Jordan holliday Jamie has been around longer....

  • @matthewwillis2389
    @matthewwillis2389 Před 5 lety +2228

    I was listening to this on my Bluetooth in my truck. Joeys heavy breathing almost blew my speakers😂

    • @justinklotz9274
      @justinklotz9274 Před 5 lety +10

      🤣🤣

    • @LHUNLMTD
      @LHUNLMTD Před 5 lety +36

      Mine too lol. I had to turn the bass all the way down

    • @5jerry1
      @5jerry1 Před 5 lety +41

      ~ When I look at him and listen to him I wonder how he is still alive.

    • @weworks7811
      @weworks7811 Před 5 lety +2

      😆🤣🤣

    • @jonathanvazquez2831
      @jonathanvazquez2831 Před 5 lety +3

      Matthew Willis jajajaja im dead😂😂💀

  • @isaacsoto6086
    @isaacsoto6086 Před 4 lety +517

    Joey and joe are only 4 years apart. Don’t do drugs and get your exercise
    Okay don’t don’t do HARD drugs

    • @eviltwingui
      @eviltwingui Před 4 lety +31

      Isaac Soto joe also does testosterone dosing too so that plays a major part

    • @traegs8361
      @traegs8361 Před 4 lety +22

      Isaac Soto Joe does a lot of drugs lol. Including steroids. Joey is a blue belt in BJJ.

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret Před 4 lety +21

      Shaun P buffet jiu jitsu?

    • @alexfithero
      @alexfithero Před 4 lety +21

      @@ohsweatbret no in handjobs

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret Před 4 lety +5

      alexfithero please tell me you didn’t miss the fat joke :(

  • @kamora9815
    @kamora9815 Před 4 lety +35

    Who’s here a year on watching this belter of a podcast on Christmas Eve ?🙌

  • @Mr_Doodleydoo
    @Mr_Doodleydoo Před 5 lety +1994

    I'd love to listen to an audio book narrated by Joey

    • @Frogswilly
      @Frogswilly Před 5 lety +50

      im hard already thinking about it

    • @brodyfulford6096
      @brodyfulford6096 Před 5 lety +137

      Lol imagine a children’s book with an occasional f bomb

    • @DontarrestmePLZ
      @DontarrestmePLZ Před 5 lety +13

      He might die halfway through.

    • @bobby9847
      @bobby9847 Před 5 lety +52

      Or "I don't give a frenchmans fuck about green eggs and ham Jack"

    • @sjaxs30
      @sjaxs30 Před 5 lety +1

      Mr Doodleydoo genius idea lol

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb Před 5 lety +699

    Bill Burr and Joey Diaz back to back? Damn, I guess it is Christmas lol.

  • @inetic450
    @inetic450 Před 4 lety +35

    Joey “stoned to the gills” Diaz

  • @YungRekless
    @YungRekless Před 4 lety +67

    Anyone notice when he was talking about the mob he said “we”?

    • @LumanosityG59
      @LumanosityG59 Před 4 lety +6

      YungRekless he talks like that to explain it to joe better just pay attention he does it alot

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah but half of Joey's stories are just parts of movies and tv shows with a little twist.

    • @Icydp
      @Icydp Před 4 lety +20

      You niggas keep saying this but i’ve yet to see evidence of him fabricating stories

    • @wyoming2ilwu137
      @wyoming2ilwu137 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Icydp 💯

    • @themadpelican3391
      @themadpelican3391 Před 4 lety +1

      No such thing as the mob. Fake news. Thats Hollywood shit😉

  • @darksydesamy
    @darksydesamy Před 5 lety +374

    Uncle Joey is the all time best JRE guest. This man has lived a life and a half. Truly an honor and pleasure listening to his stories.

    • @agentmanitoba0188
      @agentmanitoba0188 Před 5 lety +6

      Darksydesamy something I learned today, Joey was in one of the Toby Maguire Spider-Man movies

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 Před 5 lety +1

      Darksydesamy 100%

    • @jacobpeterson5402
      @jacobpeterson5402 Před 5 lety +1

      Get this man the JRE guest strap!!!

    • @Roberob1189
      @Roberob1189 Před 5 lety

      I agree. But I especially love listening to them on Christmas Eve. I believe he’s been on a few times on Christmas Eve. Something about it being on this day is awesome to me.

    • @JamesDeWeaver
      @JamesDeWeaver Před 5 lety

      Those living in Boulder '85 stories,................. just #tremendous

  • @ahmedally125
    @ahmedally125 Před 4 lety +416

    I love how joey always has a story for everything

    • @themadpelican3391
      @themadpelican3391 Před 4 lety +19

      Happens when youre from Jersey, New York, or Boston.

    • @younoob6693
      @younoob6693 Před 4 lety +16

      He could read Justin Bieber lyrics and you'll still wanna listen lol

    • @ctld8181
      @ctld8181 Před 3 lety +8

      What happens when you lived a full long life. Could listen to coco everyday dudes endlessly funny

    • @JackThelRipper
      @JackThelRipper Před 3 lety +5

      Exactly, love listening to his stories, people like him are walking history book of shit people really wanna know!

    • @MatPritchard220
      @MatPritchard220 Před 3 lety

      @@themadpelican3391 or Philly brotha. We always have something to say..

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr1374 Před 4 lety +11

    Uncle Joey is the greatest storyteller in human history.

  • @Jchamp443
    @Jchamp443 Před 3 lety +21

    It upsets me that Spotify took down a bunch of episodes with Joey Diaz..those people need to know how much that guy has helped people like me change my life for the better..he is an inspiration!!!!

  • @NightHawkGamingHQ
    @NightHawkGamingHQ Před 5 lety +715

    Dude i fucking love Joey, no matter how many times he appears on joes podcast there are always new stories to which i laugh hysterically. Keep it up joey, you're a great man!

  • @MrDannyLaRusso
    @MrDannyLaRusso Před 5 lety +307

    Every Joey Diaz interview he talks about a sandwich

  • @TheJakeRichards1
    @TheJakeRichards1 Před 4 lety +160

    "Ben Askren doesn't take damage" - this didn't age well!

    • @mariodeathcore1
      @mariodeathcore1 Před 4 lety +11

      Homie went from no head injuries to a stage 3 CTE.

    • @TheJakeRichards1
      @TheJakeRichards1 Před 4 lety +6

      @Andy Bailey spelling you, u is outdated as fuck, you could try not commenting...

    • @Rustyshackleferdd
      @Rustyshackleferdd Před 4 lety +2

      @Andy Bailey Saying af instead of as fuck is outdated as fuck you fuck

    • @hygieney1
      @hygieney1 Před 4 lety

      Addison Guengerich how is that old? That's like saying "wyd" "lol" "lmao" and everything else that's shortened is "old" 😐

    • @mattgosling2657
      @mattgosling2657 Před 4 lety

      Haha I know, I knew I would find a comment like yours because of him getting stiffened by jorge.

  • @GodMrJ
    @GodMrJ Před 4 lety +23

    Joe “I was reading something about that” Rogan

  • @jacobegizo6035
    @jacobegizo6035 Před 5 lety +619

    Joey could cut through DIAMONDS with his voice.

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity Před 4 lety +2

      *#lolz*

    • @srgdawgface1518
      @srgdawgface1518 Před 4 lety +7

      @@DMTInfinity I feel like i'm watching the Irishman when he talks

    • @farrismomin3721
      @farrismomin3721 Před 4 lety +2

      More like grind them down

    • @Glaamdring
      @Glaamdring Před 4 lety +2

      I like the guy but he sounds like a worn out, fucking deep-fried whoopie cushion. The only thing Joey Diaz is cutting is the mf cheese 🧀.

    • @robertsmithing4716
      @robertsmithing4716 Před 4 lety

      @@alexfithero well you thought wrong.

  • @mocitytexas9223
    @mocitytexas9223 Před 5 lety +370

    Only Joey Diaz can make a 3 hour podcast feel like it’s too short, feels like one hour

    • @ConcordDown
      @ConcordDown Před 5 lety +4

      Mocity Texas and Hancock

    • @markhc4581
      @markhc4581 Před 4 lety +1

      Too true amigo.

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 Před 4 lety

      I hate him. I find him annoying and hate the out of breath way he gets just by talking. He is a guy that no matter what kind of story you have, he has the same kind of story only better.

    • @tlp-uz1il
      @tlp-uz1il Před 2 lety +13

      @@thomasc.5219 then why are you here?

    • @vikalawa5301
      @vikalawa5301 Před rokem

      I know its three year but i want to know from uou guys how do you make a girl your friend i am seriously 26 year old and still cant even talk to girl qithout hesitation and here is the joey who get laid at 12 year old what a world we living in

  • @danoelmucho2503
    @danoelmucho2503 Před 4 lety +42

    0:36 THAT ladies and gentlemen is the face of true beauty.

  • @TheRealMcP
    @TheRealMcP Před 3 lety +17

    Can Joey Diaz just do an audiobook autobiography? I would listen to him talk about his experiences for months at a time. His story telling is next level.

  • @abdulclutch4509
    @abdulclutch4509 Před 5 lety +795

    First Bill burr then Uncle Joey.... Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @Fraser_954
    @Fraser_954 Před 5 lety +137

    Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz? Instant like.

  • @nedtheproducer5777
    @nedtheproducer5777 Před 4 lety +14

    “do i look like johnny fucking scientist here?”
    - joey diaz
    2:50:18

  • @joevanatta1587
    @joevanatta1587 Před rokem +6

    We need another uncle Joey pod

  • @robertomichel4878
    @robertomichel4878 Před 5 lety +112

    This podcast between Joe and Uncle Joey is the best present I received this Christmas.

  • @woolf9035
    @woolf9035 Před 5 lety +403

    Lemme tell you something Joseph Rogan

    • @kinglouie1131
      @kinglouie1131 Před 5 lety +14

      If you hadn't fixed Joe to Joseph I bet you would have gotten like a million likes dog

    • @woolf9035
      @woolf9035 Před 5 lety +9

      @@kinglouie1131 I'm dyslexic dawg

    • @kinglouie1131
      @kinglouie1131 Před 5 lety +9

      @@woolf9035 I don't even no that word bro im a immigrant mentality victim

    • @Greeneggsz
      @Greeneggsz Před 5 lety

      Lmao

  • @DudeWhat31
    @DudeWhat31 Před 4 lety +28

    I love how joe goes pee and joey kicks it into gear and blesses us with a commercial block of knowledge

  • @MJ-zn8iu
    @MJ-zn8iu Před 5 lety +388

    A Joey Diaz podcast? Almost feels like Christmas.

  • @eatshoe
    @eatshoe Před 5 lety +623

    "Pissed her off for years this went on for about a year"

    • @michael6960
      @michael6960 Před 5 lety +10

      haha

    • @Allplussomeminus
      @Allplussomeminus Před 5 lety +19

      I thought that was grammatical error but second guessed he meant the aftershock of the whole ordeal; the years after Joey stopped messing with the girl.

    • @hulksmash50150
      @hulksmash50150 Před 5 lety +3

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 Před 5 lety +3

      Hahaha

    • @leoz8306
      @leoz8306 Před 5 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
    @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf Před 4 lety +25

    Man listing to joey is like listening to my dad b.s. to his old buddies oh man some of the funniest shit ever.

  • @valp1409
    @valp1409 Před 4 lety +10

    Joe , Joey is The Best guest Ever !!! I love that Dude !!!!

  • @SavageRush012
    @SavageRush012 Před 5 lety +3030

    Joey sounds like he EATS cigarettes.

  • @michael2026
    @michael2026 Před 5 lety +393

    I want someone to make all the Joey podcasts into one super long podcast

  • @92christinam
    @92christinam Před 2 lety +14

    This is the only only podcast I listen to to help me relax on the road, at home or wherever! Any podcast With joey! This man is the uncle I never had! God bless

  • @JECHOE
    @JECHOE Před rokem +1

    man i miss the uncut raw podcasts

  • @yourthebest7942
    @yourthebest7942 Před 4 lety +109

    Every time Joey stops talking it sounds like he is breathing with scuba gear on.

  • @ayox
    @ayox Před 5 lety +265

    30 seconds in and we’re talking about the feds i love u uncle joey

  • @IndestructibleApe
    @IndestructibleApe Před rokem +4

    Joey Diaz is one of the best people you have interviewed, please do more of him

  • @jackoconnor3812
    @jackoconnor3812 Před rokem +1

    If a cigarette could talk it would sound like Uncle Diaz

  • @busybee3817
    @busybee3817 Před 5 lety +331

    Did i just spend 3 hours, watching 2 old friends talk ? and i feel, like i learned something

    • @Guero96
      @Guero96 Před 5 lety

      @@lucaxtshotting2378 his grammar is shocking lmao

    • @Matt-np6nq
      @Matt-np6nq Před 5 lety +8

      @@lucaxtshotting2378 It's not the English that matters, it's the message

    • @tanmaypanadi1414
      @tanmaypanadi1414 Před 5 lety +1

      His communication is excellent no matter the language

    • @jackcomet2756
      @jackcomet2756 Před 4 lety

      tanmay panadi you win bro

    • @Entitty_
      @Entitty_ Před 4 lety

      Zlatan I think he added that comma on purpose for a dramatic pause

  • @darkyolks
    @darkyolks Před 5 lety +295

    Damn it Rogan I have stuff to do today but now I'm going to spend 3 hours listening to Uncle Joey.

    • @5314memo
      @5314memo Před 5 lety +11

      Multi task nigga

    • @jacobpeterson5402
      @jacobpeterson5402 Před 5 lety

      Podcast pimp

    • @jacobpeterson5402
      @jacobpeterson5402 Před 5 lety +3

      You can break that shit up. Hit a 2 hour work out and the drive back and forth

    • @UbecTennis
      @UbecTennis Před 5 lety

      Play it in the background bro

    • @quazla90
      @quazla90 Před 5 lety +2

      Can't you listen to this while you get your shit done? Just another excuse for procastinators. Nowadays you can listen to books while you're driving so you either using this as a excuse to procastinate or you cannot pay attention to two things? Fuck this kind of attitude, i'm telling ya it will be better for yourself talking from experience. What do you have to do while you're listening to this? Sit around, vegetate or do nothing? C'mon man you're better than this!

  • @jodymccomb2137
    @jodymccomb2137 Před 3 lety +1

    I cant believe I cant just get stoned and go to the municipal court.

  • @christinamattarazzo2281
    @christinamattarazzo2281 Před 4 lety +3

    Binging joey& joe during quarantine ♥️

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow Před 5 lety +1761

    *Joey Diaz should play a Mob Boss in a movie* ✅🙂

    • @esahutske
      @esahutske Před 5 lety +25

      I thought he was one in
      “real life* ..?!

    • @bizzmoneyb
      @bizzmoneyb Před 5 lety +64

      never been the boss, but he’s a mobster in a lot of movies. he was born to play a mobster in movies.

    • @antileafshinobi2828
      @antileafshinobi2828 Před 5 lety +32

      Not a boss lol maybe a muscle or something. He's done voice acting for Mafia the video game

    • @kingdru2613
      @kingdru2613 Před 5 lety +11

      He played a Mob Boss in a disney channel episode austin and ally or some bullshit like that

    • @eternalfps3124
      @eternalfps3124 Před 5 lety +5

      Joey Diaz has been a bunch of mob roles, never a boss but always like the muscle or a guy with tips shit like that...he has also been in a mobster video game

  • @lordhinton3394
    @lordhinton3394 Před 5 lety +3272

    Joey's breathing scares me. I'm really concerned. I need uncle Joey healthy 2019!

    • @joshoreilly4880
      @joshoreilly4880 Před 5 lety +155

      I guess that's the backlash of the wild - ass life he's led! Still a legend bad breathing or not!

    • @deeamen7470
      @deeamen7470 Před 5 lety +114

      I bet it's only the smoking

    • @joshoreilly4880
      @joshoreilly4880 Před 5 lety +16

      @@deeamen7470 guessing that didn't help

    • @grapesoftime
      @grapesoftime Před 5 lety +51

      0:38 my reaction

    • @psyifinotic
      @psyifinotic Před 5 lety +38

      kak 12 dying young is not 50+ mitch hedberg died young kurt cobain died young

  • @vinigretzky97
    @vinigretzky97 Před 4 lety +2

    Joey Diaz should have his own radio station in the next GTA.

  • @CaptainKarma8
    @CaptainKarma8 Před 3 lety +2

    This is one of my favourite ones ever, tremendous.

  • @Hieillua
    @Hieillua Před 5 lety +679

    Joe talking about crazy actors for 5 minutes.
    Joey: ''Did you ever had a German Shepard?''

    • @hemorrhoidsasuke2030
      @hemorrhoidsasuke2030 Před 5 lety +60

      He's an expert on keeping conversations going.

    • @thewal1ofsleep
      @thewal1ofsleep Před 5 lety +60

      "Well let me tell you something, Joe Rogan, my friend had a German Shepard when I was about 9 years old..."

    • @post-hardcoreboi7145
      @post-hardcoreboi7145 Před 5 lety +28

      These two are basically the two types of stoned.

    • @carlosmarte3154
      @carlosmarte3154 Před 5 lety +9

      Kiei Luahi His German Shepherd tangent made sense though lol. There’s a side effect to high intelligence and talent.

    • @nachomansandyravage2346
      @nachomansandyravage2346 Před 4 lety +1

      Perfect transition

  • @Perceni
    @Perceni Před 5 lety +180

    I am getting bronchitis just listening to Joey speak & cough.

  • @DMTInfinity
    @DMTInfinity Před 4 lety +10

    Joey's breathing makes me hold off on my cigarette breaks each time I hear it. Lol

  • @ws6tex
    @ws6tex Před 2 lety +1

    Winter time = watching every jre with Joey Diaz back to back more than once (specially on holidays get home after the bs parties )

  • @jonnnyboombastik
    @jonnnyboombastik Před 5 lety +109

    Joey "do I look like Johnny scientist to you?" Diaz
    What a freggin legend.

  • @Veritas0589
    @Veritas0589 Před 5 lety +134

    Joey "the cops were looking for me" Diaz

    • @legend2kill
      @legend2kill Před 5 lety

      😂😂

    • @mufasta8322
      @mufasta8322 Před 5 lety +4

      Joe "he was SSSSsssssssso jacked" Rogan

    • @slikrick5857
      @slikrick5857 Před 5 lety +1

      Ben Dover that one reeeally caught me off guard. He dragged that S out for about 15 seconds:

    • @mufasta8322
      @mufasta8322 Před 5 lety

      @@slikrick5857 right? It made me raise an eyebrow lol

    • @RustyDungood
      @RustyDungood Před 5 lety +1

      Joey (jaw on the floor, looking at the screen in awe) Diaz. Fuckin cracks me up when they cut over to him haha

  • @jaisensei3260
    @jaisensei3260 Před 4 lety +16

    Ive been bingeing on this podcast. Joe's voice is soothing somehow . Love their chemistry too ❤

  • @SpoildMilk20
    @SpoildMilk20 Před 3 lety +12

    45:20 Joey Diaz kills me spitting facts 😂

  • @pelotero11
    @pelotero11 Před 5 lety +111

    MERRY CHRISTMAS. If you're reading this, I hope you have an awesome 2019. Stay positive, stay on your grind. Cheers!

  • @TheHouseOfRonin
    @TheHouseOfRonin Před 5 lety +173

    Stay tuned to watch Rogan do his best to convince us that Jon Jones isnt a cheat while Joey 100% doesnt buy it

    • @savannahp6359
      @savannahp6359 Před 5 lety +17

      lol joe gets paid pretty decent by the ufc just like usada

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 Před 5 lety +7

      What I don't get is how the golden snitch can go and make such a statement if scientists or doctors can blow what he's saying out of the water. U can't just come out and say something can stay in your system so long when it can't. I mean it does seem like a stretch he can't just come out and say anything though if there is strong evidence to refute it right. I think what he said about the whole bones situation must have some truth to it or cali would t be letting him fight.

    • @tap6354
      @tap6354 Před 5 lety +1

      @Zeo X does Joe compete in a combat sport? Where pay checks and injuries are at stake? Joe is on trt, he's 50, most men that can afford it are on it at that age. Jones is in his 30s, and cheating in a already dangerous sport. Two completely different things there guy

    • @marymcneill2281
      @marymcneill2281 Před 5 lety

      Time stamp?????

    • @archiehickox6518
      @archiehickox6518 Před 5 lety +1

      @@badabing2302 so, doctors and scientists are all saying it can stay in your system for a long time, but you, sorry I don't know your credentials, are saying it can't?

  • @doobieblaze1628
    @doobieblaze1628 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "This is why I don't like Miracle Whip" 😂
    Legendary ✌️❤️

  • @DylanatorPlayz123
    @DylanatorPlayz123 Před rokem +1

    Me randomly watching this one Christmas Eve

  • @hailtothe_rooster1572
    @hailtothe_rooster1572 Před 5 lety +44

    Joey Diaz every 20 episodes should be standard

    • @FlameMage2
      @FlameMage2 Před 5 lety +1

      I miss Duncan being on, and I also really like when Ari can come too.

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 Před 5 lety +1

      Whatever,he’s fucking boring as fuck

    • @andyjaycee
      @andyjaycee Před 5 lety +1

      Molten74 Such a negative comment on christmas. If you don’t like him spend your time doing something else other than search the comments for somewhere to spread your negative input

    • @AAS-gw5mb
      @AAS-gw5mb Před 5 lety

      Molten74 I like your negative energy almost as much as your terrible grammar

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 Před 5 lety

      Phat Ballz ooooh you think you can out spell me huh,always a grammar guy there because they have nothing else to add.Stay in school son

  • @PadChennington
    @PadChennington Před 5 lety +1497

    Uncle Joey would be the best uncle to dress up as Santa...Merry Christmas to the OG

  • @scottdavis4439
    @scottdavis4439 Před 4 lety +12

    Hahahaha,. Joey: "...Stoned-To-The-Gills."

  • @Zgrandle787
    @Zgrandle787 Před rokem +3

    I’m not sure I’m the only one who has thought this but Joey has that voice that I could fall asleep to. Man needs to do an audio book or something

  • @kluneberg8952
    @kluneberg8952 Před 5 lety +900

    Joey Diaz: *telling a story*
    Joe Rogan: hmm
    Joey Diaz: *telling a story*
    Joe Rogan: pfft
    Joey Diaz: *telling a story*
    Joe Rogan: wow
    Joey Diaz: *telling a story*
    Joe Rogan: hahahaha
    Joey Diaz: *telling a stor-*
    Joe Rogan: DMT is literally in everything

    • @TheDomzilla13
      @TheDomzilla13 Před 5 lety +8

      hahaha

    • @esahutske
      @esahutske Před 5 lety +8

      *THAT* was *classic* !
      🤣

    • @commi9
      @commi9 Před 5 lety +40

      "Jamie pull up that video of the alaskan buffalo dog sucking off that Nigerian river giraffe.... these guys are savage! Like absolutely saaaaaavage"

    • @ammarnemoactor7880
      @ammarnemoactor7880 Před 5 lety +5

      That was awesome! I like joe but sometimes he’s really full of shit!! He knows he’s smart he says he’s not smart and he doesn’t know everything he just regurgitate a lot of shit that ppl say. In the back of his mind he knows or he thinks he knows he’s right about everything, I SAY fuck that!

    • @robcronje4757
      @robcronje4757 Před 5 lety +3

      It's the joint they smoked in the beginning

  • @Rotttman
    @Rotttman Před 5 lety +84

    CARLOS CONDUIT IS ELECTRIFYING!

  • @peterpemrich6962
    @peterpemrich6962 Před 3 lety +17

    I love how good Joe puts things into perspective. And Joey being Joey is always a good day.

  • @skylafragrances
    @skylafragrances Před 3 lety +3

    This conversation was so interesting I have never googled for more info during any other podcast in my life.

  • @CompilationHub
    @CompilationHub Před 5 lety +98

    Dear Friends....
    I wish you to have an amazing 2019, i promise it will be better than 2018 if you enter the year with a positive mind and a happy heart. Help others and good will come to you also, much love my friends ❤

  • @RazzyXM22
    @RazzyXM22 Před 5 lety +341

    Bill Burr AND Joey Diaz What is this Christmas?! Oh wait.

    • @sdot7436
      @sdot7436 Před 5 lety +5

      Love 'em both, but Tommy Bunz is excellent when he's on.

    • @programtracer7868
      @programtracer7868 Před 5 lety

      Bill Burr AND Eric Cartman What is this Christmas?! Oh wait.

    • @pyroVoid
      @pyroVoid Před 5 lety +2

      We’re only missing Duncan Trussell

    • @Molten74
      @Molten74 Před 5 lety

      The Bill Burr part yes! The Diaz part makes it seem like anti Christmas

    • @jordangeere275
      @jordangeere275 Před 5 lety +1

      Righttt????

  • @aghauri32
    @aghauri32 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Watching this 2023 Christmas eve 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @BeatdahnClahn
    @BeatdahnClahn Před 2 lety +1

    Joeys voice makes my speaker sound like it’s blown out.

  • @crazypills88
    @crazypills88 Před 3 lety +5

    The sounds of Joey's lungs begging for help everytime he breaths got me and now I can't focus on the conversation.

  • @xeftones
    @xeftones Před 5 lety +200

    Joe "Jones can shoot up between rounds and I will defend him" Rogan

    • @mmafyasco
      @mmafyasco Před 5 lety +11

      abbreviation of time
      how's that fence you're sitting on buddeh?!

    • @70mjc
      @70mjc Před 5 lety

      abbreviation of time best part is there has never been concrete evidence he willingly ingested anything. Only judgmental people who live in a schadenfreude world they exist in. I say exist because people with that absence of values have no life

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 Před 5 lety +4

      @@70mjc so you're claiming someone force fed him the tainted supps that he claims for the last test and everyone is claiming is still in his system for this one?

    • @Joeyfingaz1
      @Joeyfingaz1 Před 5 lety +4

      Love how bisping called him out

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 Před 5 lety +3

      @Smith-Mundts Modernization Act (Look into it) schmuck read what I'm responding too, "never been evidence he willingly ingested"..... perhaps your bs brain should take a break before jumping into quickly and looking like an idiot

  • @junesnow5422
    @junesnow5422 Před 5 lety +85

    Carlos Conduit...😂😂

  • @Selfless_american
    @Selfless_american Před 11 měsíci

    Dam i don't miss those long days in a cell. Stay grateful for everything. Thanks joey for the reminder

  • @porknbeans7407
    @porknbeans7407 Před 4 lety

    Uncle coco! Is the man! Love just listening to him! Joe Rogan is a hero!

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 Před 5 lety +124

    1:20 Joey thinks the 70s were still 30 years ago lol

    • @slaytanicsabbath
      @slaytanicsabbath Před 5 lety +5

      Well, I mean, obviously the 80's were only.... Oh right, well happy 2019 everyone just realize time is the same as always we just realize its value.

    • @russell2890
      @russell2890 Před 5 lety +18

      The 90s feel like 10 years ago

    • @2k4nt
      @2k4nt Před 5 lety +4

      That's because cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @yeahmate
      @yeahmate Před 5 lety +2

      He is saying they were 30 years ahead of there time because phone's started to evolve in 2000

    • @melaniekaweck3433
      @melaniekaweck3433 Před 5 lety

      Yup and The Rolling Stones and Fleetwood Mac are and always will be in their 30’s 😜

  • @lincler9465
    @lincler9465 Před 5 lety +62

    Joey Diaz breathing ASMR

  • @nikpetrlich7511
    @nikpetrlich7511 Před 4 lety +1

    Joey Diaz is the sort of man that when he tells you advice, you listen good

  • @NightInColor
    @NightInColor Před 10 měsíci +1

    ive never seen joey diaz do standup but there is clearly a deep respect here between these gentlemen. powerful stuff

  • @petekaelin4932
    @petekaelin4932 Před 5 lety +78

    Joey is the Funniest he doesn’t need to tell jokes he just has to talk about his life.

    • @feli___b
      @feli___b Před 5 lety +1

      Please explain to me how this guy is funny... He's not funny at all, not even a bit! I don't understand what is about this guy that everyone here thinks is so fascinating. It is very strange as there's absolutely nothing special about him

    • @Tennis214
      @Tennis214 Před 5 lety +14

      Booo this man ^

    • @nihga67890
      @nihga67890 Před 5 lety +6

      Felipe Boscardin why are you here? Gtfo

    • @hazel2718
      @hazel2718 Před 5 lety +5

      @@feli___b wah wah wah cry more

    • @K.V.P14
      @K.V.P14 Před 3 lety +3

      @@feli___b jealousy is a horrible thing bro. Get well soon 😔

  • @devonmarcus101
    @devonmarcus101 Před 5 lety +151

    Uncle Joey is the best (45:38) "Joe Rogan, you know I love you. Rule number one: Don't go hitchhiking in Morocco. Mind your fuqin business."

  • @isaacvargas3156
    @isaacvargas3156 Před 3 lety +5

    "A girl got taken out by the jaws of death" 😂😂

  • @eLiFILMSinc
    @eLiFILMSinc Před 4 lety

    Ooof 8 hours of Diaz today
    .......completely worth it

  • @vetacoth
    @vetacoth Před 5 lety +45

    Thanks for uploading this today. You guys really feel like family when someone needs it.

    • @the5stacys
      @the5stacys Před 5 lety +7

      Hey, you've always got family here! Have a peaceful holiday.

    • @WynnnC
      @WynnnC Před 5 lety +2

      Happy holidays!

    • @marsupial22
      @marsupial22 Před 5 lety +2

      Happy Holidays buddy! Spent 5hrs alone on Christmas doing some woodwork while listening to these two savages. Beautiful day.

  • @Cheque1Music
    @Cheque1Music Před 5 lety +499

    Netfilx needs to holla at joey Diaz to create a new series, a Breaking bad type show,

  • @leonmoore23
    @leonmoore23 Před 4 lety +3

    Joey rocking the 412! Love it! Best podcast out there.

  • @jeremywright2693
    @jeremywright2693 Před 3 lety +3

    I love how he says his last name too 😂