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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2024
  • Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”. joeydiaz.net

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  • @gordonbanking4546
    @gordonbanking4546 Před 5 lety +2797

    Joe: *Breathes*
    Joey: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JOE ROGAN

  • @Killermon23
    @Killermon23 Před 6 lety +1088

    I love it when joey gets all serious like "let me tell you something Joe rogan" lol

    • @beefyjwillington7186
      @beefyjwillington7186 Před 6 lety +32

      Mo Money always calls him by his full name it makes me laugh every time

    • @ECHtoplasm
      @ECHtoplasm Před 6 lety +45

      When you talk politics you lose me... you lose me Joe Rogan.

    • @skobird2732
      @skobird2732 Před 6 lety +21

      " Let me fuckin tell you somethin Joe Rogan" *

    • @andyboyle9667
      @andyboyle9667 Před 6 lety +1

      Hey man

    • @HeadBanger368
      @HeadBanger368 Před 6 lety +13

      Anytime he's not talking to Joe Rogan it's "let me tell you something dawg"

  • @joe-un1ky
    @joe-un1ky Před 4 lety +1355

    JR: "Have you ever done the cryotherapy?"
    JD: "The who?"
    JR: "Cryotherapy."
    JD: "The cold shit?"

  • @DjTheDon614
    @DjTheDon614 Před 4 lety +593

    This is a great listen....tired of covid19 talk!

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty Před 4 lety +18

      Me to! I'm tired of it, so dreadfully boring.

    • @reticul8this
      @reticul8this Před 3 lety +19

      That’s why I switched to this Diaz episode instead of more recent

    • @christophergoldhammer__
      @christophergoldhammer__ Před 3 lety +5

      Same here

    • @MalachiTheBear7
      @MalachiTheBear7 Před 3 lety +9

      7 months later, still tired of the covid talk...

    • @zamap4278
      @zamap4278 Před 3 lety

      @@MalachiTheBear7 7 months, 3 weeks later, still tired of Covid talk

  • @MattSus215
    @MattSus215 Před 5 lety +2596

    I think Joey Diaz is Rogan’s best guest. Their chemistry is awesome & they are funny as hell together.

    • @SpiritBox_
      @SpiritBox_ Před 4 lety +51

      They've been friends for like 10 years plus I'd hope they'd have good chemistry lol

    • @Nick-md3vr
      @Nick-md3vr Před 4 lety +27

      Blue Blood Aquatics I think they’ve been friends for more than 10yrs. Joey said more than once on the podcast that JR got him into comedy, and mind that Joey started comedy in ‘91,’92.

    • @rome-tk5vd
      @rome-tk5vd Před 4 lety +8

      disagree, duncan trussell

    • @leightonbaldwin697
      @leightonbaldwin697 Před 4 lety +1

      Matt Suskind for sure

    • @hellbabyy
      @hellbabyy Před 3 lety +16

      @@rome-tk5vd hes not funny

  • @edgar6368
    @edgar6368 Před 6 lety +3319

    Diaz is a fkn pro you can bring up ANY subject and he'll find a way to talk about his coke career...

    • @LegitimateKill
      @LegitimateKill Před 6 lety +11

      Edgar Blue lololol

    • @Rat-Bag77
      @Rat-Bag77 Před 6 lety +8

      Edgar Blue L O FUCKING L

    • @ally11488
      @ally11488 Před 6 lety +132

      Edgar Blue - "That Danish physicist Niels Bohr was a clever dog. Reminds me of the time I was dealing coke in Brooklyn...."

    • @gtguy181
      @gtguy181 Před 6 lety +1

      Nice, very nice.

    • @AboveEmAllProduction
      @AboveEmAllProduction Před 5 lety +11

      well what did you expect him to talk about, his football carrier? :)

  • @dommallegni9505
    @dommallegni9505 Před rokem +230

    Almost 2023 and listening to every joe rogan/joey podcast. Tremendous!

  • @lewisharris8523
    @lewisharris8523 Před 3 lety +313

    when your tv is on a high volume and Joe decides to do a sex impression

  • @kevinbeteta1737
    @kevinbeteta1737 Před 6 lety +3820

    I want Joey Diaz to be the voice of my gps

    • @paranormalwithdave
      @paranormalwithdave Před 5 lety +268

      Make a u-turn you piece of shit!

    • @CaptFreedumb
      @CaptFreedumb Před 5 lety +289

      Lemme tell you somethin Kevin Beteta...take dis fuckin exit in a hundret feet AND DON'T FUCK IT UP!

    • @Henricky.
      @Henricky. Před 5 lety +91

      @@CaptFreedumb I've never laughed so hard in my life. Lets make this shit happen

    • @CaptFreedumb
      @CaptFreedumb Před 5 lety +76

      We gotta find a way to contact Uncle Joey to make this happen. I think he would love it.

    • @MattMeidenbauer
      @MattMeidenbauer Před 5 lety +129

      you missed your turn you fuckin momo

  • @epicsniper18
    @epicsniper18 Před 6 lety +906

    I wish joey Diaz was my uncle that came over for holidays so I could hear him tell stories and flip out about how the lasagna is leaking out of the pan and get upset that the dog won't stop barking at the wind

    • @scotland1380
      @scotland1380 Před 5 lety +64

      Then continue to eat 3 plates, fall asleep on the couch and snore/fart loudly

    • @benisboy2697
      @benisboy2697 Před 5 lety +1

      HAHHAHA

    • @tkthrowback2345
      @tkthrowback2345 Před 5 lety +1

      I have an uncle alot like joey but joey had the one kid he screwed up with and my uncle has like 7 and he makes excuses about how it's their fault they were screw ups. Kills the mood.

    • @skrwdUNi
      @skrwdUNi Před 5 lety +2

      lmaooooo im crying I can picture it

    • @beauthomasart5772
      @beauthomasart5772 Před 5 lety

      Here's a video of Joe Rogan Forcing Mike Tyson to do drugs!
      czcams.com/video/y77o32M0J3g/video.html
      It's hilarious!

  • @sppfy2502
    @sppfy2502 Před 3 lety +306

    Imagine going to joeys house and he’s in the backyard crawling around.

    • @arnoldhernandez1910
      @arnoldhernandez1910 Před 3 lety +4

      Lmaooooo wut

    • @deeezNutziNyOFaCe
      @deeezNutziNyOFaCe Před 3 lety +5

      Imagine he’s taking a shit lol

    • @addakgetkd9505
      @addakgetkd9505 Před 3 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ninesixteengenetix
      @ninesixteengenetix Před 2 lety +12

      @@deeezNutziNyOFaCe Joey has a story where he shit in someone's backyard

    • @eirik5568
      @eirik5568 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ninesixteengenetix Joey has taken a shit everywhere, cemetery, his backyard, people's driveways, school buses. Dude he's a pro

  • @tgg_od1n554
    @tgg_od1n554 Před rokem +97

    Just listening to Joe and Joey talk for hours is one of the most entertaining things I have ever heard

  • @ForeignMadeIt
    @ForeignMadeIt Před 6 lety +2237

    i could hear this guys stories all day

    • @WratiSkate
      @WratiSkate Před 6 lety +45

      i SkyWalKing What gives you impression that Joeys stories are made up?

    • @realdavidpayne
      @realdavidpayne Před 6 lety +14

      Why complain or question another persons story? Your mad cuz you live in your mommas basement

    • @natevandyke1372
      @natevandyke1372 Před 6 lety +1

      i SkyWalKing how would doing either of those things help? Joey has had a childhood and upbringing you couldn't even imagine.

    • @Lamedvavnik
      @Lamedvavnik Před 6 lety

      i SkyWalKing why do you believe they’re fabricated?

    • @Lamedvavnik
      @Lamedvavnik Před 6 lety +13

      i SkyWalKing there’s no real way of proving it either way, but I’ve never heard anyone come out and call bullshit on any of Joey’s stories and I’ve heard him tell the same story on several different podcasts and they go exactly the same.
      Bryan Callen on the other hand... bullshit artist 😂😂

  • @Prim3e
    @Prim3e Před 6 lety +573

    Joey Diaz got more stories than stephen king

    • @gordiehowegoat6786
      @gordiehowegoat6786 Před 6 lety +15

      And 90% of them are bullshit

    • @dj_hotwater1006
      @dj_hotwater1006 Před 6 lety +12

      I don’t even care if he’s lying, which we don’t know if he is. He keeps it entertaining.

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov Před 6 lety +29

      Nathaniel Waddell if you live dirty for 44 years you're gonna have stories

    • @ryanmcdowell2326
      @ryanmcdowell2326 Před 6 lety +14

      Dixie Wrecked Better than %100 bullshit from Stephen King

    • @nickdelia3880
      @nickdelia3880 Před 6 lety +19

      He's over exaggerating at times but I can tell you from experience most of his stories are probably pretty accurate. Drugs do crazy things to people

  • @FailingForFun
    @FailingForFun Před 3 lety +147

    Joe rogans rant about adderall makes him look like hes on adderall lol.

    • @bbbetterbotanicalskteaspec3517
      @bbbetterbotanicalskteaspec3517 Před 3 lety +5

      I read this right when he was doing it ha!

    • @TheMidnightLibrary
      @TheMidnightLibrary Před 3 lety +8

      His rant about Adderall was a little inaccurate lmao. He was describing the people who use it to get high. He completely omitted the fact that Adderall is used to treat ADD/ADHD and, when used in those cases, DOES NOT make people act the way he described.

    • @anabolicjesus6717
      @anabolicjesus6717 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheMidnightLibrary yea doesnt it have like a relaxing and clear concentration effect for those who TRULY need it🤔

    • @TheMidnightLibrary
      @TheMidnightLibrary Před 3 lety +3

      @@anabolicjesus6717 yes. When I was on Adderall it zapped all my energy away, I was a zombie. The only plus side was I could sit down and work on something for 12 hours without realizing it. It made me concentrate TOO much, to the point I’d get really irritated if I had any interruptions to my work. And when I had nothing else to work on, I felt empty. For people who need it versus people who don’t, the effects are night and day.

    • @jaydanzahner3058
      @jaydanzahner3058 Před 3 lety

      Alpha brain!

  • @daltoncraig2029
    @daltoncraig2029 Před 3 lety +62

    Holy shit when they showed Jamie I felt like I was seeing something I shouldn’t be. The all knowing LEGEND.

    • @PRODCRUZ-sp4zi
      @PRODCRUZ-sp4zi Před 3 lety

      Lmao

    • @ShawnMichaels412
      @ShawnMichaels412 Před 2 lety

      Holy shit when "Jamie" showed Jamie I felt like I was seeing something I shouldn't be. The all knowing LEGEND.

    • @homelander2243
      @homelander2243 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ShawnMichaels412 you probably waited in line for Supreme nunchucks

    • @ShawnMichaels412
      @ShawnMichaels412 Před 2 lety

      @@homelander2243 😂😂😂

  • @Brandon-tk2rw
    @Brandon-tk2rw Před 6 lety +1098

    Joey Diaz looks like he should be running a bar in a Star Wars movie.

  • @thebreauxcave
    @thebreauxcave Před 6 lety +183

    I love that camera view where you can see the whole table and both of them. It just feels like you are apart of the conversation more.

    • @erikbondarenko5304
      @erikbondarenko5304 Před 6 lety +13

      yes jamie use that more often

    • @squirrelbong
      @squirrelbong Před 6 lety +3

      Yeh I really like that view too. I'd love to see a 360degree camera in there someday too.

    • @imacashew.
      @imacashew. Před 6 lety +2

      Yeah I like that more too. 👍🏻❤️

    • @dessspicable
      @dessspicable Před 6 lety +3

      That's just jamie going to the bathroom

    • @caergruant5574
      @caergruant5574 Před 6 lety +3

      they hardly show it that view but it is better

  • @blueturtle8113
    @blueturtle8113 Před rokem +18

    Going through all Joeys podcasts again. Hearing him on any subject is so entertaining for so many reasons.

  • @jestra19
    @jestra19 Před 2 lety +13

    “Noon chucks!” Gets me every time

  • @lilcaesa
    @lilcaesa Před 6 lety +453

    Joey diaz is a national fuckin treasure

  • @ryckjunior9911
    @ryckjunior9911 Před 5 lety +1036

    "A little jewish lightning" hahahahahahahaha

    • @budjiman1
      @budjiman1 Před 5 lety +6

      Had me dying! Lol

    • @dmcdevitt8
      @dmcdevitt8 Před 5 lety +16

      My old man used to always say that growing up, shits hilarious

    • @infintittie
      @infintittie Před 5 lety +5

      That's an old timey phrase up north haha. If you have grandparents from the northeast, they know all about jewish lightning.

    • @Mr_3raqi
      @Mr_3raqi Před 4 lety

      When does he say that 😂😂?

    • @AlexAlex-qe5kn
      @AlexAlex-qe5kn Před 3 lety +1

      @@Mr_3raqi first 10 min i think

  • @kts5920
    @kts5920 Před 3 lety +58

    Literally never seen Jamie before this video. 😂🤣

    • @markgalvez8739
      @markgalvez8739 Před 3 lety

      same lmao

    • @angelsilva7207
      @angelsilva7207 Před 2 lety +2

      That’s why I love Joey on these podcasts. He’s the only guest who interacts with Jaime

  • @JR-ls9fq
    @JR-ls9fq Před 2 lety +5

    Joey Diaz introduced me to the phrase “Jewish lightning” in this video. You learn something new everyday

    • @johnunkerman
      @johnunkerman Před 2 lety

      I love how no one had the balls to go near this in the comments…. U R BRAVE! 😂

  • @MichaelJordan-xv2gt
    @MichaelJordan-xv2gt Před 6 lety +522

    Joey is the best guest on this podcast

    • @AuctioneerElite
      @AuctioneerElite Před 6 lety +5

      Michael Jordan Neil degrasse Tyson is my personal fav. I’d love if he could get art bell or dr kaku

    • @gamimoose5203
      @gamimoose5203 Před 6 lety +4

      Schaub is fav Joey is my second fav

    • @scorpiudr7102
      @scorpiudr7102 Před 6 lety +3

      By far!!

    • @scorpiudr7102
      @scorpiudr7102 Před 6 lety

      Has he ever got dr Kaku on the show?

    • @lkpwlkpq951
      @lkpwlkpq951 Před 6 lety +1

      Michael Jordan MJ 🙏 what up Champ!

  • @Chieffy269
    @Chieffy269 Před 5 lety +805

    joey sound like a jail bunky that wont let you sleep lmfao

    • @69Rain420
      @69Rain420 Před 5 lety +3

      LOL

    • @hoodstrong6980
      @hoodstrong6980 Před 5 lety +10

      Sounds like 2 of 'em...!

    • @Seebu
      @Seebu Před 4 lety

      @James Klette The man has sleep apnea so yeah!

    • @papapillcosby
      @papapillcosby Před 4 lety +11

      James Klette nothing is worse than being locked up with a mofo that’s snores like a Sasquatch

    • @brandonball5971
      @brandonball5971 Před 4 lety +2

      Fuck sleep I would talk to him all day 😂

  • @fistefis
    @fistefis Před rokem +25

    this show is bringing me back to the 90's ...discussing books and doing blow with best buds.. Seriously love it

  • @jonathanvelazquez395
    @jonathanvelazquez395 Před 3 lety +34

    2020 and I still listen to these old podcasts and I love it every time
    Coco Diaz the GOAT!

  • @Sebastian-pb9hm
    @Sebastian-pb9hm Před 5 lety +1032

    I love how Diaz calls Joe by his full name. He's also one of the few guests that looks at Jamie when he's speaking. Such a nice guy.

  • @chelsea103000
    @chelsea103000 Před 5 lety +976

    He is my absolute favourite guest

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 Před 5 lety +15

      He's so uninformed, which I guess makes him really relatable to Americans :P
      He's really smart socially, tho.Entertaining to listen to.

    • @Mr.Jtea3
      @Mr.Jtea3 Před 5 lety +2

      Brooklyn Shields yas 😊

    • @LUImusic856
      @LUImusic856 Před 5 lety

      Jahn Dahp yeah a lot of us. And they’re dumbing people down even more lol

    • @antoniolosciuto7548
      @antoniolosciuto7548 Před 5 lety

      I concour

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 Před 5 lety +2

      @@jahndahp2196 lol ooh mr troll. Itll all be okay someday

  • @wyatthaynie759
    @wyatthaynie759 Před 4 lety +16

    I love when Joey raises his voice when he's mad its hilarious

  • @lillbunnyhop
    @lillbunnyhop Před 3 lety +15

    Anyone else always come back to their pods together ? Such a great organic friendship with laughs. The vibes I need :)

    • @sheldonhatch8255
      @sheldonhatch8255 Před 2 lety

      Joey is the BEST guest yet, every single time he's on Rogan, EVERYTHING but this, comes to a hault until I've seen the episode

    • @Flightofphenomena
      @Flightofphenomena Před rokem

      Yea I miss the YT comments of old

  • @oldcrow6752
    @oldcrow6752 Před 6 lety +161

    I'm so with Joey on the fact that nobody is fucking talking about real life

    • @RMacrum
      @RMacrum Před 6 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/kRtwWV32f0k/video.htmlh11m40s

    • @brandonlawson8860
      @brandonlawson8860 Před 6 lety +4

      All people talk about is meaningless nonsense

  • @axispowerdiesel
    @axispowerdiesel Před 6 lety +549

    Joe "I had a regular coke" Rogan

    • @punisher00109
      @punisher00109 Před 6 lety +26

      Joseph "I like to watch my wife fuck black men while I masturbate in the closet with a shoelace around my neck" Smith

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 Před 6 lety +22

      Joe ''I don't want a frozen banana now, but I want a regular banana later, so yes please'' Rogan

    • @boom2boom
      @boom2boom Před 6 lety +1

      Guard Passer lmaooooo

    • @normalperson9144
      @normalperson9144 Před 6 lety

      Joe "I don't think so i just got the impression I'm so - asteroids Oh no i was coming over the place to take the argument that they are losing the butt" Rogan.

  • @taviocasillas9165
    @taviocasillas9165 Před rokem +12

    Joey Diaz is my all time favorite guest, what a legend, what a guy. Watched everyone he was featured in.

  • @trevocow5371
    @trevocow5371 Před 3 lety +20

    “When we have a disaster then we’re going to realize the consequences of jamming 20 million people into a small area”

  • @LegitimateKill
    @LegitimateKill Před 6 lety +226

    Joey "the hardest thing about prison wasn't prison" Diaz.

  • @lanier8990
    @lanier8990 Před 6 lety +209

    You know Joey Diaz is about to say some dark shit when he whispers "Now I'm tellin' you Joe Rogan"

  • @influentialdetour
    @influentialdetour Před 4 lety +23

    this like the 5th time i’ve heard Joe mention Miley Cyrus and the Jolene cover lmao

  • @brockporsmouth1545
    @brockporsmouth1545 Před 4 lety +28

    2:29:37 Joe: I love watching music

  • @Flarginburgcakes27
    @Flarginburgcakes27 Před 6 lety +506

    Joey “one time in 1983” Diaz

  • @AMG43ramirez
    @AMG43ramirez Před 6 lety +477

    Joe “i use to have a bit about it” rogan

  • @hospitalbills3892
    @hospitalbills3892 Před 3 lety +11

    I love this podcast. I haven't seen any of joey Diaz before this podcast but I'm so glad I watched it. Its so different from his other episodes, their chemistry is insane and I love how Diaz doesn't ever interrupt joe like joes other guests sometimes do.

  • @jordonberger20
    @jordonberger20 Před 3 lety +11

    Joeys laugh after the Niro joke was godly 😂

    • @ivy_savage69
      @ivy_savage69 Před rokem

      Shit was amazing, and joe made that joke so quick and witty. It was funny af

  • @XtreamEric
    @XtreamEric Před 6 lety +88

    Joey "Have you ever cut a shit in half" Diaz

  • @erictalkington5674
    @erictalkington5674 Před 4 lety +879

    Haha, "you could snort coke, dance, get your sick sucked and get your shoes shined all at the same time and be home by 6." Definitely one of the best Joey Diaz quotes lol.

  • @xternalsight
    @xternalsight Před 4 lety +28

    Phone all the way and then joe rogan starts moaning🤦‍♂️

  • @whaletailmining136
    @whaletailmining136 Před 2 lety +3

    This was the first 3 hour podcast i've listened to from start to end. It was legendary!

  • @adamchapman8632
    @adamchapman8632 Před 6 lety +552

    Get Keanu Reeves on here.

  • @mariacambron2940
    @mariacambron2940 Před 6 lety +306

    Joe "Apparently, it's ten times more psychoactive if it's ingested." Rogan

  • @michaelchristian1183
    @michaelchristian1183 Před 2 lety +5

    This is still by far one of my favorite episodes, October 2021

  • @sweetmamaschili4051
    @sweetmamaschili4051 Před 4 lety +56

    Joey in a conversation about what size bed is most cost efficient: "Yeah that reminds me of this kid who did a lot of meth, uh we called him Sizer and damn this kid..."

  • @anglv777
    @anglv777 Před 6 lety +180

    Joey reminds me of the oldest most experienced thug in a gangster movie

    • @rhettwild
      @rhettwild Před 6 lety +1

      must be a comedy cause this guy is a joke

    • @scottxavier
      @scottxavier Před 6 lety

      Thug of a disney movie

    • @Backoutification
      @Backoutification Před 6 lety +4

      lawson chamblee I would beat you up for him and I don't know him. So you're a joke

    • @rhettwild
      @rhettwild Před 6 lety +1

      please don't

    • @ECHtoplasm
      @ECHtoplasm Před 6 lety

      Cause he is.

  • @Lindal_B
    @Lindal_B Před 5 lety +369

    I could literally listen to Tio Joey tell stories all day.

    • @rickyaguilar7572
      @rickyaguilar7572 Před 5 lety +7

      Tio😂

    • @MigelAnjel1
      @MigelAnjel1 Před 4 lety +1

      Lindsay Blunt legend !!!!!

    • @myrice101
      @myrice101 Před 4 lety

      Listen to him some more, episode 1000 was a good one

    • @twow3f855
      @twow3f855 Před 3 lety +1

      He lies

    • @neverleft636
      @neverleft636 Před 2 lety +1

      Idk if you’ll see this, but watch Joey Diaz on the Honeydew podcast with Ryan sickler. He tells his whole life story. Incredible tale from an incredible man.

  • @the1387
    @the1387 Před 3 lety +4

    I listen to joey Diaz when I’m working and it makes my day awesome

  • @Stay_True95
    @Stay_True95 Před 2 lety +12

    2:09:40 thank you so much joe... the part at my life.. in 10 min ill be 27 years old and I'm struggling to survive helping my mom and trying to help my self, thank you for this words man...

    • @Mizfit_
      @Mizfit_ Před rokem +2

      Same. Wishing you all the best 💖

    • @H3ndrikHill
      @H3ndrikHill Před rokem +1

      Praying for you man cause I lost my mom coming up on 2 years and I took care of her since I was 17 since she got colon cancer but I know the struggles bro and I hope things get better and I hope you find peace for a second or more cause I know how hectic it can get but much love 🙏🏻❤️

    • @_r3verie
      @_r3verie Před rokem

      Wishing you the best 🙏❤️🤝

  • @jaynas
    @jaynas Před 6 lety +142

    I laugh every time Joey gets serious and says “joe rogan” using his full name lmao

    • @760kap10morgan
      @760kap10morgan Před 6 lety +1

      Jay Nas Thought i was the only one! I laugh everytime he does it bro.

    • @Based_Morty
      @Based_Morty Před 6 lety +3

      Ya I do too. I get a kick outta the whole "let me tell you something first name last name." Lol like who does that?

    • @youtubechangedmyname
      @youtubechangedmyname Před 6 lety +4

      watch his podcasts Joey does that to everyone its great

  • @austinnance8840
    @austinnance8840 Před 6 lety +26

    imagine seeing Joey crawl like an army man in his backyard

    • @lazy-e8104
      @lazy-e8104 Před 6 lety +2

      Dude I can't get the image out of my head LMAO

    • @dm0ney182
      @dm0ney182 Před 6 lety +3

      Like a large, Cuban earthworm

    • @chyeaOGKush
      @chyeaOGKush Před 6 lety

      like just emerging from the ground like a zombie

  • @jtotherog
    @jtotherog Před 4 lety +5

    Joey Diaz: " I cant we got a trick or trunk" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wolf-3d575
    @wolf-3d575 Před rokem +4

    These two guys are an ASMR all on their own for me. Great stories to fall asleep to. Joeys gotta a great voice-

  • @donkeyshow8543
    @donkeyshow8543 Před 5 lety +524

    Can we replace Siri with Joey Diaz?
    Joey who fixed the 1919 world series? ... ... ...

    • @guerococinero
      @guerococinero Před 5 lety +162

      "That cocksucka Arnold Rothstein threw the series harda than I throw dick on a monday night!"

    • @shadykadry
      @shadykadry Před 4 lety +58

      Joey who is the UFC lightweight champion?
      KHALABEEB.

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide Před 4 lety +27

      Joey order a Taylor Ham and Egg from
      “Fuck yea TAYLAAA HAAAAAAAM!”

    • @rickygill661
      @rickygill661 Před 4 lety +16

      "That shit better not fucking have chedda' cheese you momo!"

    • @briant1745
      @briant1745 Před 4 lety +1

      DONKEY SHOW hey Joey, day Idris Elba
      Joey: “you’re fucking with me”

  • @IStayChillin
    @IStayChillin Před 6 lety +254

    Joeys books gonna be 2000 pages. He’s got an unlimited amount of stories lol

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 Před 6 lety +14

      KingCK nope. The fact checking would kill 90% of those stories.

    • @hurricane1nox
      @hurricane1nox Před 6 lety +8

      bunch of fables
      haha i just said in a different comment maybe 10% of the bs he says is true
      seriously idk how anybody could believe anything that comes out of that dudes mouth, its like when rogan talks about cars. IF you do know anything about the subject its obvious dude knows jack shit about the topic but acts like he knows everything about it.

    • @drevm7991
      @drevm7991 Před 6 lety +19

      Wes J. He’s had people on his podcast back up a bunch of his most fucked up stories.

    • @crywhit4619
      @crywhit4619 Před 6 lety

      Any human can only hope to die with as many "life experiences" as Diaz has.

    • @dman644
      @dman644 Před 6 lety +14

      Wes J. The guy was a coke head with no family for near 30 years, starting in the 80s you ppl, why would he lie most of the shit he says is believable considering his state and the times, does he exaggerate sometimes, sure probably, but his stories are probably true, he has no reason to lie, multiple guests on his podcast have backed up some of the more ridiculous ones

  • @francisngannou9460
    @francisngannou9460 Před 4 lety +2

    You know someone’s interesting when their conversations have so much replayability

  • @mden600
    @mden600 Před 4 lety +3

    I could listen to Joey talk about literally anything for hours

  • @PunkSpike
    @PunkSpike Před 6 lety +1016

    Get Keanu Reeves on the podcast!

  • @carter1940
    @carter1940 Před 6 lety +357

    'Jewish Lightning' lol

  • @francoatenciosr.6126
    @francoatenciosr.6126 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how busy Joey Diaz is, when he says his schedule at the end just shows how responsible he is

  • @mclovinsmokes3366
    @mclovinsmokes3366 Před 11 měsíci

    JRE episodes with Diaz in them are my favorite. Rogans and Diaz’ dynamic kills me and cures my depression

  • @robg836
    @robg836 Před 6 lety +747

    I picture Joey smelling like Old Spice aftershave

    • @joehudson3165
      @joehudson3165 Před 6 lety +9

      Rob g why u wanna smell joey diez?

    • @Chadronius
      @Chadronius Před 6 lety +42

      Rob G He probably smells like really dank weed. If you sniff him even a little bit, you catch a contact high.

    • @2king5singh2
      @2king5singh2 Před 6 lety +14

      Chef Savage lol yea and altoids

    • @velvetonecustomshop5026
      @velvetonecustomshop5026 Před 6 lety +2

      Brut!! What Elvis wore:)

    • @neojb7417
      @neojb7417 Před 6 lety +2

      Rob G reminds me of my Grandfather.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 6 lety +1621

    Joey makes me feel like I haven't lived a full life.
    No one's ever sucked my yum-yum stick with a mouth full of ice cubes.
    I feel bad for my egg roll.

    • @damawsomedan
      @damawsomedan Před 6 lety +36

      Most of Chappelles stories are fake and they are some of the best ever told imo

    • @bojackhorseman3224
      @bojackhorseman3224 Před 6 lety +23

      from experience, it’s not that amazing, but for sure get it off your bucket list!

    • @mberezh
      @mberezh Před 6 lety +13

      It's not that great. Eggroll not into cold.

    • @nocomment1469
      @nocomment1469 Před 6 lety +10

      Jo Po BJ after hot liquid in her mouth is better than ice cube's

    • @barackhusseinobamaisamusli6062
      @barackhusseinobamaisamusli6062 Před 6 lety +31

      David Freeman nah bruh. 100% are true. You need to get out of your mom's basement more often. Live life son.

  • @jarnold3003
    @jarnold3003 Před 3 lety +6

    Absolutely love jre and I'm so stoked I gave it a try as I usually can't get into pod casts. I ride hard Enduro dirtbikes every Sunday religiously and always look forward to these podcasts instead of music. Has really helped me especially the ones with joey, always makes me feel good as I e had major issues with cocaine use in the past. It's awesome to hear someone so accomplished talk of they're Rocky past, gives me hope and inspiration!!! Mad respect to JRE!!! And Joe is always turning me on to awesome supplements exercise techniques that help alot with my worn out construction working dirt bike riding body. Hands down best podcast!

    • @Qusai2c
      @Qusai2c Před 3 lety

      Check out Joey Diaz's podcast: Uncle Joey's joint

  • @marywannamarrymarijuana2096

    I've been listening over6+hrs of uncle Joey..and I gotta say, I need more

  • @BigVorst
    @BigVorst Před 6 lety +1113

    This episode is a deep breath of fresh air after that last episode.

    • @pread7491
      @pread7491 Před 6 lety +9

      Vorst agreed

    • @CL-xp4ee
      @CL-xp4ee Před 6 lety +12

      Vorst because cocaine is more relatable to you? Haha

    • @kurtABC
      @kurtABC Před 6 lety +88

      Because Tom Delonge was a space cadet....

    • @HamptonCollabs
      @HamptonCollabs Před 6 lety +32

      I liked the bro from blink but he really didn't have his shit together. Almost worried for him.. I don't want those conspiracy pricks to drain him of all his money. He genuinely believes everything the head of the special defence will advise him on

    • @CL-xp4ee
      @CL-xp4ee Před 6 lety +15

      kurtABC Tom talking about aliens overload that small mind? But drugs are a breath of fresh air. Typical arrogance.

  • @explore9036
    @explore9036 Před 6 lety +83

    Joe "I'd fuck up 10 Duncan Trussells at once", Rogan.

  • @MyLifeRSC
    @MyLifeRSC Před 3 lety +4

    Keanu has always been a sick guy, pure dedication to the role. Guy can legit shoot too. So many ace films too, Matrix, Point Break, Speed... just keeps going on

  • @dylanstandup5153
    @dylanstandup5153 Před 11 měsíci +2

    1:24:59 Joey was so still I though my CZcams froze 😂😂

  • @timothymetropoulos7311
    @timothymetropoulos7311 Před 6 lety +185

    Joey really needs to write a book about his life,shit would be epic.

  • @pipopipo6477
    @pipopipo6477 Před 6 lety +344

    Is it only me or could Joey Diaz be a character from the Sopranos?

    • @unacceptableviews1505
      @unacceptableviews1505 Před 6 lety +4

      Yup...he and the guy from sopranos met in an airport and they looked like brothers...was on joeys phone i think. One of the early rogan podcasts...sorry i cant remember more.lol, i cant remember the name of the actor or his characters name but he did wear a wire for the fbi but couldnt go through with it. The boys found out and they killed him at the wharf .I think iv got that right. That dude was a really big,lovable, kinda guy.

    • @pipopipo6477
      @pipopipo6477 Před 6 lety +7

      Yes exactly I thought in that guy too. I think they called him Pussy Bonpensiero in the show....

    • @unacceptableviews1505
      @unacceptableviews1505 Před 6 lety

      Yuss..thank you....thats him..i felt bad when that happened to him...Thanks again.

    • @pipopipo6477
      @pipopipo6477 Před 6 lety

      lol, me too

    • @phillipdoucet7171
      @phillipdoucet7171 Před 5 lety +1

      I literally thought he was when I first saw him. Lol and everyone I show him to thinks the same thing at first unless they saw the longest yard

  • @johnunkerman
    @johnunkerman Před 2 lety +2

    41:54 …when the munchies really kick in!

  • @ganjagun3997
    @ganjagun3997 Před 2 lety +1

    This got me through work lol listened to the whole podcast 🙌

  • @jakey11922
    @jakey11922 Před 6 lety +460

    Joey “Joe Rogan” Diaz

  • @kirbo663
    @kirbo663 Před 6 lety +153

    Joey Diaz: "I'm so glad I was able to quit drinking soda, I never thought I would"
    Joe Rogan: "Jamie go get him a soda"

    • @lisbeth9668
      @lisbeth9668 Před 6 lety +4

      Zach Guerrero I thought I was the only one that noticed that😆, what the hell right?

    • @SOROS-family
      @SOROS-family Před 6 lety +4

      What is so funny... he didnt drink it, he has leftovers.. its good, he is getting rid of the sodas while quenching thirst of someone else... 2 birds stoned at once!

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea Před 6 lety +2

      D B and worst case Ontario he just drinks a stivia soda.

    • @ReyHugoTelevision614
      @ReyHugoTelevision614 Před 6 lety +1

      Zach Guerrero lol right. He like it has stevia in it. "One day i ordered a diet coke and it was regular coke it, i said mmm this is sooo fuckin good". Lol

    • @riiileyhartman1673
      @riiileyhartman1673 Před 5 lety

      @@MachSea 😂😂😂

  • @waltertx.6020
    @waltertx.6020 Před 3 lety +2

    "Supreme" 😆
    The only time I would wait in line is for BBQ! 😆

  • @Perkthoven
    @Perkthoven Před 4 lety +3

    Joey Diaz is easily my favorite guest

  • @nathanrohrer3469
    @nathanrohrer3469 Před 5 lety +417

    I wish joe would have joey on once a week or something man them having a joint podcast would be too funny joey is by far his best recurring guest

    • @cameronsmith9362
      @cameronsmith9362 Před 4 lety +12

      he’s got his own with a little jewish gumba

    • @geoffnelson64
      @geoffnelson64 Před 4 lety +4

      @@cameronsmith9362 dont insult our chubby little Lee

    • @cheese4746
      @cheese4746 Před 4 lety +14

      Not once a week because then it’d lose its special quality. I say once a month where they get blazed, maybe have Duncan come on too

    • @TheMidnightLibrary
      @TheMidnightLibrary Před 3 lety +3

      @@cheese4746
      Duncan is a cool guy, but I really hate his voice. There’s just something about it that irks me.

    • @lydonromero5985
      @lydonromero5985 Před 3 lety +4

      @@geoffnelson64 the flying Jew

  • @harrykane6610
    @harrykane6610 Před 6 lety +120

    Miss the old days when Joey was on every 5th podcast. Legit could listen to him for days.

    • @Roberob1189
      @Roberob1189 Před 6 lety +3

      Harry Kane yeah man foreal. I love when he’s on. Sometimes i re watch them if a decent amount of time has passed. They’re great.

    • @dm0ney182
      @dm0ney182 Před 6 lety +3

      You know he has a podcast, right?

    • @harrykane6610
      @harrykane6610 Před 6 lety +3

      Atlas Media yeah but lee makes it a hard listen tbh

    • @TheRealFlushFiends
      @TheRealFlushFiends Před 6 lety

      Harry Kane 56 people are Retarded

    • @cjbotts
      @cjbotts Před 6 lety +3

      It was great but he had a tendency to come in there freshly baked off an edible or whatever, be shot out of a cannon for the first hour and a half, then be totally spent and lifeless for the second half.

  • @shamwow8146
    @shamwow8146 Před 2 lety

    I absolutely love the way they call one another by their full names, it’s so amusing to me!🙌🏼

  • @bionicnichola9251
    @bionicnichola9251 Před rokem

    Love Joey... I could listen to these convos all day !

  • @Juggernautss_
    @Juggernautss_ Před 6 lety +54

    Joe "I don't like ads on podcasts because it kills the vibe" Rogan

    • @romaniw17
      @romaniw17 Před 6 lety

      Dew Shbag At least he doesn't have them on youtube. I know he has them all at the beginning if you download the mp3 files of them. Maybe he means midway through?

  • @franciscomarroquin9243
    @franciscomarroquin9243 Před 5 lety +501

    “It’s Nancy Reagan’s fault with the just say no. Kids smoke dope and see life how it is”-Joey Diaz. Realist thing I’ve ever heard

    • @joshy2boss931
      @joshy2boss931 Před 5 lety +48

      Hentai Kult they fucked up by lumping pot in there with all the other bad shit. The “say no” campaign even had the opposite effect on me... I tried weed for a while and was like “oh they lied about this, that must mean they lied about all drugs” then I tried roxys and got into a 4-5 year long addiction and wanted to kill my self sometimes. Destroyed my life and it stole the best years of my life. Don’t fuck with anything other than pot guys

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM Před 5 lety

      Yeah, sure, because the just say no campaign worked so well...

    • @simennilsen5457
      @simennilsen5457 Před 5 lety +4

      @@joshy2boss931 id say if you drink alcohol, why not switch to heroin?

    • @vincentpietersen460
      @vincentpietersen460 Před 5 lety

      good

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 Před 5 lety

      @@simennilsen5457 id say if your breathing just stop doing that. Just everyone right now, go ahead stop breathing.

  • @GabrieleCaruso-qi8uj
    @GabrieleCaruso-qi8uj Před 3 měsíci +1

    I’m 22 just found these 2 I love it 🤣 “drinking all day then taking a nap “

  • @1981-A_R
    @1981-A_R Před 6 měsíci

    I come back to these old Joey Diaz episodes to reminisce about the good old days! December 2023 we love you coco 😊😂

  • @brandonross7761
    @brandonross7761 Před 6 lety +95

    Am I the only person who does not watch TV anymore and just listens to podcast sitting on the couch staring at a black TV screen with earbuds in

    • @fordmorgan4071
      @fordmorgan4071 Před 6 lety +7

      Brandon Ross I watch podcasts on a 50 inch tv 😂😂 or do the earbud thing if I’m hoppin on the ps foe

    • @joc069
      @joc069 Před 6 lety +1

      no you're not. But i don't necessarily watch the podcasts on a screen. I mainly use earbuds when doing house work or such.

    • @dynamite_reds3246
      @dynamite_reds3246 Před 6 lety +1

      you are not alone!!

    • @dylanvanhoorne3191
      @dylanvanhoorne3191 Před 6 lety +2

      Same! Come togeather

    • @rocky7895
      @rocky7895 Před 6 lety +2

      I thought i was the only one! Haha

  • @HorribleHumorVideo
    @HorribleHumorVideo Před 5 lety +367

    Joe needs to do an interview with young Jamie.

  • @diadem03destiny29
    @diadem03destiny29 Před rokem +1

    If I could spend the rest of my life just hanging out with these two listening to stories go ahead and sign me up.

  • @NandortheRelentless
    @NandortheRelentless Před 4 lety +9

    3:32 sums up everything Joey Diaz is about.

  • @harryfieldson
    @harryfieldson Před 5 lety +193

    Joe "Phenomenal" Rogan featuring Joey "Tremendous" Diaz

  • @bendejo8
    @bendejo8 Před 4 lety +115

    Take a shot every time joey says "Let me tell you something"

  • @neywinm5431
    @neywinm5431 Před 4 lety +2

    #1030 is going to my fav episode list.....

  • @angelsilva7207
    @angelsilva7207 Před 2 lety +1

    1:13:23 “There’s gotta be a seal stuck on a beach somewhere!” 😂😂