Joey Diaz | This Past Weekend

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  • @brianmcclments7801
    @brianmcclments7801 Před 4 lety +1926

    Love how Joey never answers a question with a yes or no, he jumps right into a real life example to prove the point he wants to make, straight up wisdom 🙌🏻

    • @sammyviti5510
      @sammyviti5510 Před 4 lety +22

      Brian McClments except he’s mostly lying

    • @soulfireclash2882
      @soulfireclash2882 Před 3 lety +82

      Sammy Viti I don’t think he is lying. Pretty much every time he talks about doing some of the shady things he’s done he starts to whisper like he doesn’t want anyone to hear. That’s a reaction to actually do the things he said. Also if he was lying it be hard to remember all the stories he’s told and he always tells the same ones the same way. It’s pretty much impossible to fake all those stories without tripping up if it was a lie.

    • @chrisray1033
      @chrisray1033 Před 3 lety +7

      Soulfire Clash there’s plenty of examples of him telling the same story two different ways soooo yeah he’s lyin

    • @nxgsit150
      @nxgsit150 Před 3 lety +23

      @@chrisray1033 he'll add a detail he forgot or something that had nothing to do with the story but painted a picture by adding those details

    • @jdead6009
      @jdead6009 Před 3 lety +13

      @@chrisray1033 telling the same story different ways without changing the premise is how you know it's real - otherwise give an example where he tells two completely different versions of the same tale

  • @GARZA_ICMG
    @GARZA_ICMG Před 5 lety +953

    These guys are therapy for me, been struggling with blow and booze for the last year and been going good for two weeks so far. Just the start, but these guys both got it together after dropping the habits...using them as a motivating factor
    *update* was clean before the pandemic for a few months, then all of a sudden I couldn’t hang out with my supportive friends anymore and isolation brought it back out and worse. Mainly the drinking not the blow, but I’m on 8weeks sober all over again as of today. Appreciate y’all, GANG GANG!
    As of 10/14/22 I’ve drank 4 times in a whole year, each time reminded me my body just hates it lol. Never became a cycle again thank God but currently I’m down 15 lbs hitting the gym, taking care of male pattern balding successfully and it would not be possible if I was that same man. It’s so worth having control of yourself
    12/6/2022 still going strong, now down 27lbs, I sleep undisturbed through the night and my thinking is so clear really nothing overwhelms me. For anyone considering it I’m 32 now, but at my 21yo weight and health. In only a year of quitting drinking and taking care of myself!
    2/1/23. AND STILLLLLLLLLLL going strong now down to 215. I appreciate everyone’s support! Theo, hope you see this. We love you dawg!!
    5/4/23 and STILLLLLLL! Free of that bullshit, now down to 195lbs. Besides exercise and eating habits I highly suggest everyone listen to Hemi Sync (intro to focus 10) meditations as it’s an easy way to reset and re evaluate your life from a Birds Eye non biased view. You’ll call your own bullshit like this!
    8/3/2023 still going strong boys. Ley take away of this whole ride wasn’t that I was addicted to alcohol or even just using it for anxiety. I realized the anxiety was assumed because of a self image issue and lack of self worth. I had to dig deep and remind myself of all the gods things I knew myself to be including what other people have always complimented me on. None of it mattered if I didn’t believe it. I encourage everyone to re establish their identity (not circumstances) with themselves!
    12/22/2023 Still staying healthy, put on some muscle and focusing on hobbies i like, learning some new things to stay busy and keeping the mind elastic. Ending the year strong, i want to tell each and every one of you thank you for support, and to love yourself! You are worth it, any struggle to improve yourself is just growing pains and the reward is immeasurable. Love Y'all!

    • @2k1lex
      @2k1lex Před 5 lety +33

      I dont usually do this stuff but good job b keep it up

    • @BeanDip209
      @BeanDip209 Před 5 lety +11

      Been there brotha, i wish when i was struggling with the pow i had these guys to listen too and compare bullshit with in a sense, good job tho mayne.

    • @kevinlewis7882
      @kevinlewis7882 Před 5 lety +11

      Good luck man ,hang in there

    • @cmario510
      @cmario510 Před 5 lety +10

      I was there a couple years ago bro, someone suggested cbd oil when I get that anxiety/itch and it helped me a lot. Stay strong dude!

    • @DUshawn69
      @DUshawn69 Před 5 lety +11

      It's great to hear real things from real people. trust me I've been there it's only up from where you are at, hang in there my friend. I know it's hard to see the light at the end of tunnel but trust me once your there nothing feels as good.

  • @maverickd6214
    @maverickd6214 Před 4 lety +756

    “He was married for 30 years, he was like 22”
    😂 I love Joey

  • @jacklyons6502
    @jacklyons6502 Před 5 lety +120

    “I’m big into that fatherhood shit. I don’t get high. Well when I do I change my shirt and use some listerine”
    Joey Diaz

  • @drewcifer_420
    @drewcifer_420 Před 5 lety +541

    The Louisiana alligator and the New Jersey narwhal

  • @kieransammon8157
    @kieransammon8157 Před 5 lety +888

    Joey: “Lets be honest man...”
    Theo: “your moms hot?”

    • @maltoNitho
      @maltoNitho Před 4 lety +82

      Lol! I died at that. “My mom was like a 7.”

    • @fernandovargas5374
      @fernandovargas5374 Před 4 lety +18

      I honestly didn't know where that conversation was going lol

    • @wadeshanklin2651
      @wadeshanklin2651 Před 4 lety +42

      "No. My mother was a dirty filthy fucking whore"

    • @rexsanchez4577
      @rexsanchez4577 Před 4 lety +8

      😂😂😂 bro how u gonna ask that to your friend lol

    • @j.l.hegeman300
      @j.l.hegeman300 Před rokem

      "No she was a fucking whore" hahahah 😂

  • @Che1seabluesdrogba11
    @Che1seabluesdrogba11 Před 5 lety +465

    Theo looks like he got third place at a rose growing competition.

    • @rcamargo636
      @rcamargo636 Před 4 lety +14

      😂😂 Type that into king and the sting comments

    • @ericvance2859
      @ericvance2859 Před 3 lety +1

      Ha!!! That’s REALLY fuckin’ funny, friend. Thanks for the authentic laugh. 🍻

    • @Llyrdriel
      @Llyrdriel Před 3 lety +1

      hahahahaha ;-D

    • @ext3rmen8er
      @ext3rmen8er Před 2 lety

      Hahahahah nice 😂

    • @tysondouglas4766
      @tysondouglas4766 Před 2 lety +1

      The only worthwhile gardening competition is Cannabis Cup. That being said I feel like Theo looks like he could be on the podium for that as well

  • @GonzosSlaps
    @GonzosSlaps Před 5 lety +116

    Theo: "I'd give you 3 forever man"
    Joey: "I love you"
    Theo: "I love you too man"
    That's why these cats are legit! Them Arts be Dark boiii

  • @nutsbutdum
    @nutsbutdum Před 5 lety +692

    The podcast we've all been waiting for. Onward!

  • @michaelcomer1645
    @michaelcomer1645 Před 5 lety +624

    Theo Von's CZcams comment section is the most positive place on CZcams

    • @Riosgirl98
      @Riosgirl98 Před 5 lety +26

      He attracts the best fans, he's one in a billion our Theo....

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 Před 5 lety +2

      Yep! That’s just what’s UP😁👍

    • @BulkBrogan.
      @BulkBrogan. Před 4 lety +4

      Funkadelic comment sections are fantastic too

    • @rexxdogg9360
      @rexxdogg9360 Před 4 lety +2

      Probably on all of the interwebs.
      Seriously. So much bs floating around right now..

    • @michaelnewman6936
      @michaelnewman6936 Před 4 lety +2

      Only surpassed by JBP comments

  • @ryanband0
    @ryanband0 Před 4 lety +515

    Theo is the only podcaster where I don’t skip through the ad reads, he’s one hell of a salesman.

  • @robrunne
    @robrunne Před rokem +88

    For a time, my grandmother raised Joey Diaz. And called him one of her own. We consider Joey family. He's one of my uncles. My uncle's consider him their blood brother. He was raised fucked up. He lived all of these stories and was just as fucked up as they're told. But make no mistake. This man is a great husband, and he's a great father to a beautiful little girl. I'm proud to call Joey family. He's a kind, gentle man And I'm grateful everyday that he's as close as he is to us. I love you Uncle Joey

    • @sanseb17
      @sanseb17 Před 9 měsíci +2

      That s awesome dude, he s a tremendous specimen of a fella. Must be nice to know you can call someone who’WILL show up for any situation

    • @YCWideawakeFinest252
      @YCWideawakeFinest252 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Jealous....i could sit and listen to him talk for 8 hours a day, and i have.

    • @LowkeyRmc
      @LowkeyRmc Před 3 měsíci

      Have you met Lee ? 😂

  • @Frank-os6gq
    @Frank-os6gq Před 5 lety +527

    "Black people doing karate? Hows that not a documentary?!"

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 Před 5 lety +2

      I don't think there is enough black people who do it to film anything. That's like a native in the MLB or a Asian in the NHL or NFL it's almost non existent

    • @CheeseSpliffs
      @CheeseSpliffs Před 5 lety +1

      Brandon Bassani your dumbass isn’t aware of mma or any competitive karate scenes, is it? Lmaoo You’re one of the few who actually took the shit serious....

    • @gator4458
      @gator4458 Před 5 lety +4

      Its called dawg fight

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před 4 lety +3

      Just come watch me kill all these houseflies 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @ceasesp5478
      @ceasesp5478 Před 4 lety

      Silva

  • @ClockwerkIndustries
    @ClockwerkIndustries Před 5 lety +285

    lol Theo steals car radios not to make money, to bask in the frustration of someone who was mad about driving without their music hahaha

    • @TeHaCe420
      @TeHaCe420 Před 5 lety +5

      seemed like he was bulshitting there

    • @ClockwerkIndustries
      @ClockwerkIndustries Před 5 lety +3

      lol probably so, he's really good at making you unsure about the ridiculous shit he says

    • @GS-kj6ur
      @GS-kj6ur Před 5 lety

      He made another joke about it around 40 minutes lol

    • @sourpatch973
      @sourpatch973 Před 5 lety

      Raf j even better, he’s clever

    • @ryanband0
      @ryanband0 Před 5 lety +4

      That’s how he talks haha. It’s comedy bullshit and the better you are the more difficult it is to tell where the line between bs and reality is. Norm Macdonald is the best at it and I’ve gotten super into Theo lately because it’s that same way. I can listen to him talk forever and ever. Theo will be a household comedy name when people look back in 60 years.
      I listen to them and podcasts n stuff so much I’ve started to fuck with buddies a lot more in conversations and have a quick wit n stuff from watching them and all comedy and podcasts so much.

  • @carynmartin6053
    @carynmartin6053 Před 5 lety +216

    People love Theo bc he's non-threatening. He doesn't come across like he thinks he's better than; he's just curious about other ppl's lives. Excellent approach, excellent attitude

    • @docbainl9504
      @docbainl9504 Před 2 lety +5

      Great observation I want to try and aim to he more like this in life. Listen more talk less and be genuinely interested in people I meet.

    • @sonjamcdonald5646
      @sonjamcdonald5646 Před rokem +1

      That was so beautifully said :)

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 Před 11 měsíci

      It's far more complex and nuanced than that. Some of its subjectivity some is relatability. Humans are complex once you get down to thinking about it and how they interact with the world and other people.

  • @RosettaVega
    @RosettaVega Před 4 lety +263

    Man, you guys have been there for me during the rough time I'm having right now. Thanks for making my heart hurt less.

  • @frankpizza1596
    @frankpizza1596 Před 5 lety +313

    damn theo with the floral leg hittas

    • @TheCeltic1001
      @TheCeltic1001 Před 5 lety +11

      Andrew Fowler bruh’s knees tryna be some kind of florist

    • @TheBornnaked
      @TheBornnaked Před 5 lety +7

      He found that saved by the Bell wardrobe closet and jacked Zach Morris’ outfits brah

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 Před 5 lety +6

      This era is gonna be compared to the 80's as far as shitty fashion goes

    • @zanethekeymasterr
      @zanethekeymasterr Před 5 lety

      Les Diquens every era has its sects if shitty fashion

    • @cakepie3558
      @cakepie3558 Před 5 lety +2

      Trying to attract those killa hittas to sting Brendan Shuabs face .

  • @wildballistics5149
    @wildballistics5149 Před 5 lety +1904

    Theo lookin like a strong lesbian today!

  • @tylersherman9280
    @tylersherman9280 Před 4 lety +110

    Theo is dressed like Ellen DeGeneres’ bi-curious brother.

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones Před 5 lety +466

    "Do they have black people in Cuba?" -Theo
    "That's where they were invented!" -Joey
    Hahaha!

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc Před 2 lety +4

      @@Mike-sp4iz by other blacks

    • @docbainl9504
      @docbainl9504 Před 2 lety

      Oh sorry I had Cuba mistaken for Africa 🤣🤣

    • @Archonsx
      @Archonsx Před 2 lety +2

      that’s what joe rogan failed to do, but then again i never found rogan funny, or related to comedy at all

  • @HoustonJoe4
    @HoustonJoe4 Před 5 lety +220

    I love observing how much Theo respects Joey, and it's very cool to see Joey really listen and respect Theo. IE: the cuba conversation.

    • @maryallison0509
      @maryallison0509 Před 4 lety +13

      Joe Edwards
      Agreed!!! It makes me feel even worse about the podcast that Bill Burr was on. He had absolutely no respect or care at all for Theo. But not Joey. I’ve never seen him cut people down on any podcast same with Theo. They both seem like just people who recognize a genuine side of people. But Burr was just interested in cutting Theo down at every word he said. I think Joey being a Dad really helped him to see the nicer gentler side of things. They feel similar to each other on opposite ends of the spectrum. Joey the guy who cleaned up his lifestyle and attitude and Theo is working on doing the same. I love’em both.

    • @josephsaunders8618
      @josephsaunders8618 Před 9 měsíci

      I wish Theo would watch this video. 😢 I think he would love it 😢

  • @derekharmon2242
    @derekharmon2242 Před 5 lety +298

    Looks like the rat king has been shopping with bee sting

    • @blankurtis
      @blankurtis Před 5 lety

      Derek Harmon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 Před 5 lety +9

      Those pants are wayyyy too loose for the beekeeper

    • @Kid871
      @Kid871 Před 5 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @xanderdean02able
      @xanderdean02able Před 5 lety

      Good fucking call. That Rottweiler

    • @SitKid721
      @SitKid721 Před 5 lety

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that was thinking that

  • @jaimemendez8098
    @jaimemendez8098 Před 3 lety +46

    There is something when Joey gets serious and speaks from the heart about the love he has for his real friends

  • @dereksolis3097
    @dereksolis3097 Před rokem +136

    To realize joeys daughter will grow up and might watch these podcasts as to how hard Joey is working to be a good dad and not give her the experiences or life he had as a child

    • @tonyelectionfraud669
      @tonyelectionfraud669 Před rokem +11

      he's got the fully grown one too that he wasn't around for that gets to watch from the sidelines as well

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Před rokem +7

      @@tonyelectionfraud669 lmao they cant all be winners

    • @phumgwatenagala6606
      @phumgwatenagala6606 Před rokem +8

      @@tonyelectionfraud669 sadly, I imagine she will only watch after he’s dead, then she’ll be left with the regret of not meeting him since he truly reformed

  • @genethetimemachine5514
    @genethetimemachine5514 Před 5 lety +260

    Theo's lookin like he could be a deer hunter, a skateboarder, a rapper, and a prisoner. All at the same time. Interesting cat..I mean *Interesting RAT.

    • @kasiecastleberry
      @kasiecastleberry Před 5 lety +9

      Hahaaa! 🗣"MC No Ollie P. Swayze" filling ya ear holes up like Master Splinter. #UndergroundWisdom #HeAintGOINGBack

    • @genethetimemachine5514
      @genethetimemachine5514 Před 5 lety +2

      @@kasiecastleberry Lmao

    • @genethetimemachine5514
      @genethetimemachine5514 Před 5 lety +3

      He took the video down of me saying he was looking like a young Patrick Swayze haha. Darnit..he really did in that clip.

    • @krookiemonster2673
      @krookiemonster2673 Před 5 lety +3

      Maybe a long boarder lmao

    • @stephenwilliams3949
      @stephenwilliams3949 Před 5 lety +2

      @@genethetimemachine5514 I saw that this AM. I was like "damn... way too soon for swayze ref..?"

  • @ganjenzed7855
    @ganjenzed7855 Před 5 lety +1914

    Theo is dressed like a homosexual couples adopted 9yo Dutch boy

  • @Brock_Corb
    @Brock_Corb Před 5 lety +407

    Jesus christ can you imagine having Joey diaz for a father....

    • @rxyanryxan3585
      @rxyanryxan3585 Před 4 lety +64

      You'd probably grow up better than you did with your dad lol.

    • @tw4898
      @tw4898 Před 4 lety +1

      Rxyan Ryxan AYYYYYOOO

    • @jag6262
      @jag6262 Před 4 lety +22

      Why is Uncle Joey not a permanent character in always sunny?? He's perfect as Frank's best friend or something!!!

    • @isaiahcorona6198
      @isaiahcorona6198 Před 4 lety

      Rxyan Ryxan definitely my case

    • @kianadyson
      @kianadyson Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, he's like my dad. I love and respect my Father so much.

  • @shawnotrimble964
    @shawnotrimble964 Před rokem +34

    This is one of the greatest podcast episodes I've ever heard in my life.

    •  Před 4 měsíci

      Ok. As you can tell, nobody cares about your opinion.

    • @shawnotrimble964
      @shawnotrimble964 Před 4 měsíci

      I love you bitch

  • @LegacyFarmandFiber
    @LegacyFarmandFiber Před 5 lety +346

    Man I just gotta say, the theo fans here are really good people. Love yall

  • @kingneckbeard5293
    @kingneckbeard5293 Před 5 lety +117

    Theo’s pants match the Farley painting

  • @insertsomethin
    @insertsomethin Před 4 lety +19

    Two of the realest, genuine, and goodhearted people right here. I love you both. Theo, Joey, you guys are the best!

  • @celo85
    @celo85 Před 4 lety +13

    39:50 Theo drops a funny bit and also ties in the fact people are driving around silently because their stereos were stolen 😂

  • @aksel1405
    @aksel1405 Před 5 lety +85

    “Its a 50/50 chance with a Haitian” lol

  • @ScubaSteve3560
    @ScubaSteve3560 Před 5 lety +161

    Yes finally brotha! Uncle Joey in tha house

  • @omahatravis8928
    @omahatravis8928 Před 5 lety +33

    Dude there are so many comedy gems that just go under the radar in everything Theo does. "Oh you know you're gonna get robbed if someones crouchin" lmaooo just outta nowhere 😂

  • @sonicheadfuck
    @sonicheadfuck Před 5 lety +11

    Love it when Joey starts getting right in to it around 50 mins. There's always something to learn when he gets in this headspace. Great attitude to have.

  • @JenManning371
    @JenManning371 Před 5 lety +199

    I was in the audience during Joey's Netflix taping in Vegas on June 4th. It was an amazing show. It gets me down to think Joey won't film another special. Joey's work deserves to be put in stone and not only does he deserve it, we deserve to have a full hour special of Joey's work. Love you uncle Joey

  • @glight23
    @glight23 Před 5 lety +194

    When you leave the JRE podcast with guest star Neil Degrasse Tyson... To come over and get that NASTY HITTAH with Theo and Coco!!! ONWARD!! 🍕&🍺!

    • @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579
      @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 Před 5 lety +11

      Then slide on over to bert on your moms house podcast. Perfect for listening to all night at work

    • @shizzychris
      @shizzychris Před 5 lety +8

      I watched Bert’s right after Tyson’s and now this. What a great day.

    • @luistinajera
      @luistinajera Před 5 lety

      @@lickit8096 you mad bcs the earth isn't flat

    • @dougmaradiaga4878
      @dougmaradiaga4878 Před 5 lety +1

      Did da same shit...Tyson just too much with da knowledge

    • @lewis6590
      @lewis6590 Před 5 lety +1

      Bert is the first comedian where I've realized I just like him as a person before I found him funny. And as a guy who's kinda fat and does not do enough exercise he's a huge inspiration (sadly).

  • @talonman1825
    @talonman1825 Před 4 lety +29

    1:20:32 Joey: In Cuba, that's where black people were *INVENTED*
    TREMENDOUS

  • @paradigmprimeproductions1008

    Theo von is my therapy. Somehow I walk away from each Theo podcast more emotionally mature.

  • @YooDabbaDabbaSquad
    @YooDabbaDabbaSquad Před 5 lety +389

    Brendan set Theo up with tgat outfit haha😂😂

  • @PordanBJeterson
    @PordanBJeterson Před 5 lety +1188

    Uncle Joey should have been cast as Thanos rather than Josh Brolin.

  • @spiralOut13
    @spiralOut13 Před 5 lety +44

    If the whole podcast was Theo reading advertisements I would still watch and lmao.

  • @jessicabrown5100
    @jessicabrown5100 Před 3 měsíci +1

    As a single mom, I appreciate these guys talking about their experiences with their single moms. We need to see more people, especially men, just being courageous enough to talk openly about what happened, what it was like, and how are they doing now.

  • @Velcrostraps
    @Velcrostraps Před 5 lety +38

    theo von out here with those daisy denims, you know those garden garments, those real plant pant hittas boi! gang gang! onward!

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 Před 5 lety +370

    I like Joey like this. Sometimes, on his podcasts, he’s TOO high. Here, he’s clear, and you can really appreciate his exaggerations and rants. His balls are connected to his heart, apparently. 🤣

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 Před 5 lety +15

      0 MuRillO damn fool you thirsty Lol 😀, has that ever worked before?

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 Před 5 lety +38

      0 MuRillO I’m going to have to go with a NO.

    • @DriveByGuy
      @DriveByGuy Před 5 lety +13

      0 MuRillO clowned

    • @SiempreAlgoLoco
      @SiempreAlgoLoco Před 5 lety +14

      His podcast have gotten better. He even admits that him and lee were going toooo deep.

    • @Zzzinnn
      @Zzzinnn Před 5 lety +7

      He’s always high man. He’s high here.

  • @kaseylee8596
    @kaseylee8596 Před 2 lety +2

    I love friendships like these and I love seeing men who aren’t shy about telling their friends that they love them 👏

  • @ZachBlakk
    @ZachBlakk Před 2 lety +4

    Super enjoyed this! The wild stories and history of Joey is unreal. Of course, love Theo and his sincerity and uniqueness. These 2 are legends

  • @TrevorWallace
    @TrevorWallace Před 5 lety +307

    53:30 Joey dropping all facts

  • @chillin0715
    @chillin0715 Před 5 lety +181

    Thanks for dropping this episode. It has been a rough week and this really is an uplifting bonus to the week.

    • @OCIN53
      @OCIN53 Před 5 lety +15

      chillin0715 keep ya chin up brotha

    • @alexlamb6964
      @alexlamb6964 Před 5 lety +8

      Hang in there, like a doctor!

    • @FooMantis
      @FooMantis Před 5 lety +5

      Dude, I'm sayin'. Rogan had Chuck Palahniuk yesterday, and then this today. Good shit.

    • @h0tar
      @h0tar Před 5 lety +2

      Don't forget about the Christ Killa himself at the Steebee Weebee podcast: czcams.com/video/9OQiCo5XEBY/video.html , its been a great week for podcasts!

    • @benaustin9135
      @benaustin9135 Před 5 lety +6

      You gotta make next week you’re bitch! With ya nutsack in ya hand brotha! Lol just know and think about this, I don’t even know ya, but I love ya. How bout that? Much love my friend, you have a great day!

  • @MREDZ
    @MREDZ Před 5 lety +9

    1:19:28 Joey's face when he starts listening to the question, makes me laugh my fkn ass off

  • @mcminn94
    @mcminn94 Před 4 lety +17

    " my mum's like a 7 or an 8 " 😂😂😂 I'm done !!

  • @olivervelazquez430
    @olivervelazquez430 Před 5 lety +311

    Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't know anything about the STARS of death!!! #THECHURCH

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 Před 5 lety +3

      Oliver Velazquez Truth!

    • @adamgalpin08
      @adamgalpin08 Před 5 lety +1

      Oliver Velazquez hilarious! Joey Diaz has to have him on

    • @robotjeans
      @robotjeans Před 5 lety

      haha

    • @WTFSt0n3d
      @WTFSt0n3d Před 5 lety +1

      that would be an amazing service. Tyson aka MC Squared for the next church and give him some stars boi

    • @jez443
      @jez443 Před 5 lety

      Giraffe Juice 😆🤣😂

  • @krypto-noob397
    @krypto-noob397 Před 5 lety +124

    Hi to the peeps scrolling the comments. Have a great day .STAY KRYPTIC YO.!!!

  • @dylantuf6228
    @dylantuf6228 Před 4 lety +1

    Joeys silent laugh and facial gestures when Theo says sutton absurd is so precious lol

  • @CarlosIvanMarquez
    @CarlosIvanMarquez Před 5 lety +11

    That was a beautiful episode. You gotta love Joey Diaz!

  • @braydendulaney6322
    @braydendulaney6322 Před 5 lety +304

    Theo seems more like he's 28 rather than 38.

    • @bh5817
      @bh5817 Před 5 lety +7

      Brayden Dulaney damn you just blew my mind

    • @Sugarskulls_forever
      @Sugarskulls_forever Před 5 lety +10

      Holy crap I had to look that up lol He's really dabblin in dem dark arts! lol

    • @FkPVentura
      @FkPVentura Před 5 lety +12

      That’s what ya look like when you’re children free

    • @podcastparlor4128
      @podcastparlor4128 Před 5 lety

      10 years ain't shit

    • @mattvarvorski
      @mattvarvorski Před 2 lety +2

      @@podcastparlor4128 bullshit lmao. Think about 48 to 58 or 18 to 28. Huge difference

  • @ScubaSteve3560
    @ScubaSteve3560 Před 5 lety +50

    Going deep in them murky waters today!

  • @charlesprice8399
    @charlesprice8399 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Nothing but respect and love for these two gentlemen. Two genuinely beautiful souls!

  • @smokinghot5373
    @smokinghot5373 Před 5 lety +3

    It's unbelievable how much value you give us. This is extraordinary, thank you!

  • @5portfreak
    @5portfreak Před 5 lety +153

    I think Theo has been hanging around Schaub too much with those pants.

    • @rain73ful
      @rain73ful Před 5 lety +1

      His pants are cute! What are you talking about? Schaub's pants are too tight.

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin Před 5 lety +3

      He's wearing one of his shirts for pants.

    • @dandan6778
      @dandan6778 Před 5 lety

      I think stevie starlight left his floral hittas

    • @lntoTheSunset
      @lntoTheSunset Před 5 lety +1

      Shaowb

    • @lencrowley6984
      @lencrowley6984 Před 5 lety

      Honestly the pants are fly af but not with that shirt !!

  • @terranzero2670
    @terranzero2670 Před 5 lety +22

    "Her GPS is the lord" hahahaha!!! Thank you theo!

  • @Beaupre68
    @Beaupre68 Před 4 lety +1

    I could listen to you two talk for hours on end. Loved this episode. My two favorite comics just bullshiting, the best!

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla Před 4 lety +2

    Loved that quick story about Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias. Hilarious! 😂

  • @TheSchmuel
    @TheSchmuel Před 5 lety +29

    When I was a boy, my Grandma had those same pants... She passed away (God rest her soul, and we gave her clothes to Goodwill... I swear to you all that Theo Von is wearing my dead Grandmother's pants... This is amazing! Theo- take care of those pants.

    • @melissaattaway7426
      @melissaattaway7426 Před rokem +1

      I left a comment earlier talking about how Theo put those pants on and rolled all over the Chris Farley painting in the background before it dried. I stand corrected. It was your granny that rolled on it... Rest easy S Rogers grandma.
      Cheers from Alabama.
      Melissa's husband, Chris.

  • @RyanLaw23
    @RyanLaw23 Před 5 lety +52

    Joey ' you only make a few good decisions in life' Diaz

    • @wesleybynum5461
      @wesleybynum5461 Před 5 lety +2

      Minelaw23x that must be my middle name. Onward

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 Před 5 lety +2

      Joey smokes weed everyday. That's alot of good decisions. Onward

  • @MindFlowersDotNet
    @MindFlowersDotNet Před 2 lety +5

    I got to see Joey Diaz live a few years back and he destroyed- absolutely owned a packed auditorium.
    I can’t wait to see Theo live sometime.

  • @tehhrese
    @tehhrese Před rokem +4

    You can tell when Theo laughs how much he looks up to Joey comedically. Makes me heart want to BURST! :) xoxoxo

  • @sarahholt625
    @sarahholt625 Před 5 lety +20

    Theo is such a sweetheart, I love how open he is.

  • @thomasstrider7366
    @thomasstrider7366 Před 5 lety +33

    Theo lookin like he was dressed by Stevie Starlight

  • @102tjack
    @102tjack Před 5 lety +12

    "if you're Cuban and you take a DNA test you ain't gonna like the results" 😂😂😂😂

  • @fbodyguy46
    @fbodyguy46 Před 5 lety +7

    The only podcast where I don't fast forward the ads because you always make them interesting and fun

  • @jedipsy
    @jedipsy Před 5 lety +10

    "Her GPS is the Lord bruh" 😂 Theo dropping comedy nuggets all up in here yo, GANG GANG

  • @ChickenTuesday
    @ChickenTuesday Před 5 lety +23

    Theo looking Rocket Power at the beginning

    • @MotoBuilds
      @MotoBuilds Před 5 lety

      Haha looks like twister aka Maurice

  • @PaullyWallnuts
    @PaullyWallnuts Před 5 lety +1

    I wasnt ready for the painting, truly amazing.

  • @rustyjac2806
    @rustyjac2806 Před 4 lety +4

    I love Joey. I really enjoy him more calm. This is my favorite podcast version of Joey ha

  • @rudyortega483
    @rudyortega483 Před 5 lety +17

    Love the 'risk' taking jokes always coming from Theo, 'dipping the toe into that lake water'

  • @kasiecastleberry
    @kasiecastleberry Před 5 lety +39

    *ALSO - Can confirm:* The Acteon towels are my shhhyaat 🙌🏼.. If you're into crossfit/mowing lawns with hills/hippie-cult sweat lodgin' - that towel will soak up every fluid oz. of humid demon you've got spilling out. Trust 👌🏼.

  • @adammunguia3452
    @adammunguia3452 Před 5 lety +2

    Theo And Joeys Friendship Is Real Mad Respect ✊🏽✊🏽

  • @josephevans5268
    @josephevans5268 Před 5 lety +1

    These guys are in my top 5 favorite standup comics. They both have a genuine vibe about them.

  • @dannykingston6495
    @dannykingston6495 Před 5 lety +110

    The 4 Horsemen of Inspiration - Joey Diaz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr.

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 Před 5 lety +5

      Danny Kingston you forgot Doug Stanhope

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 Před 5 lety +4

      Danny Kingston and Tom Segura

    • @ptmac333
      @ptmac333 Před 5 lety +6

      Duncan trussel

    • @kenXdawg
      @kenXdawg Před 5 lety +25

      Rogan's stand up is fucking trash yo but I do enjoy his podcasts.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 Před 5 lety +3

      Duncan, Stanhope, Bert, Tom, Ari, + Whitney

  • @sibe6096
    @sibe6096 Před 5 lety +250

    They should make a new Police Academy movie with Diaz, Theo, Rogan, De'lia, Bob Cat, Pauley Shore, Bobby Lee, etc......

  • @soulfireclash2882
    @soulfireclash2882 Před 3 lety +30

    When ever Uncle Joey is about to tell you a story about some dirt he did he almost starts to whisper. That’s how you can tell he actually did the things he talks about. Hard to not notice that after the first time you hear him doing it. I also think it’s because he has genuine remorse as well. What a great guest and person.

  • @christopherevers21
    @christopherevers21 Před 4 lety +4

    theo is the best salesmen ever! the towel add needs to be on every station in the world

  • @senornihilist186
    @senornihilist186 Před 5 lety +47

    Wish Lee was on this even if its just in the background saying .."church" randomly 😂

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 Před 5 lety +7

      Manuel Romero I wish Lee was there getting higher than a motherfucker on those "Stars of Death" edibles, giggling like a little school girl!🙅

    • @Isejankhonojanem
      @Isejankhonojanem Před 5 lety

      Not at all

    • @Sup3rManolo
      @Sup3rManolo Před 5 lety

      Hey bro where are you from? We've got exactly the same name hah. Andalusia here.

    • @gmb7200
      @gmb7200 Před 5 lety +1

      Sometimes it's nice to hear a conversation where they don't have to constantly cater to Lee's innocence and childish naivety.
      Lee has his moments and he has a heart of gold, but he's such a m scared little Jew all the time

  • @akaSheilaalien
    @akaSheilaalien Před 5 lety +19

    Joey either whispers or murders ears, no inbetween

  • @pokenomad6855
    @pokenomad6855 Před rokem +1

    Great convo, appreciate you guys

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy Před 2 lety +5

    I just realized that Joey and Theo are like the same person that just grew up in different places. Both of them had a CRAZY time growing up. Both of them had extreme drug problems. Both of them managed to turn that crazy life around and make something out of it. Every time I see Joey or Theo I think to myself "How...? How did someone that deep manage to turn their life around?" It's honestly inspirational. They both said to themselves "If I don't do anything I'm not going to go anywhere." and picked themselves off the cocaine ridden bathroom floor, put on their vests and told themselves "Fuck you." because they didn't like who they were. It takes strength to do something like that.

  • @nicholasbovio7031
    @nicholasbovio7031 Před 5 lety +5

    I’ve seen you grow like wildfire, brother. I’ll never forget the time you felt anxious to interview people. You’re killing it. Great podcast!

  • @thomasminarchickjr.7355
    @thomasminarchickjr.7355 Před 5 lety +7

    Uncle Joey is a (inter)national treasure! Theo watches and listens to him like that crazy uncle that you can’t wait to hear stories from. The best

  • @kraftmayo
    @kraftmayo Před 5 lety +25

    Theo's hair reminds me of Kevin Bacon in 1984

  • @josephmoriarty1693
    @josephmoriarty1693 Před 5 lety

    Love these 2. 2 real people who lived a life. Wish them nothing but success

  • @maxdalton1972
    @maxdalton1972 Před 5 lety +3

    Theo, I could listen to you two talk to each other everyday. This is now one of my favourite podcasts of all time, no boring shit, just great from star to end. The end segment where Joey was saying how much he likes you was one of the most honest things I've ever seen on the tube of you. If you ever find yourself in Scotland then I owe you a few good whisky's.

  • @degenhardtke
    @degenhardtke Před 5 lety +56

    Those pants.... You steal those from Schaub?

    • @JMP923
      @JMP923 Před 5 lety +1

      not tight enough to be Schaub's

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul Před 5 lety

      @@JMP923 about to say that too

  • @perennialxennial
    @perennialxennial Před 5 lety +8

    Theo and Coco are my favorite guests on Rogan. To see them on one podcast is awesome.

  • @coryjackson7937
    @coryjackson7937 Před 5 lety +1

    Hell yeah! Diaz and Von. You guys keep our spirits up. Appreciate Coco and the Hitter!!!

  • @muddybottomsfarm1849
    @muddybottomsfarm1849 Před 5 lety +12

    Theo, this podcast is getting better and better. Love hearing another southern voice seeking compassion and understanding. Stay country!

  • @LifeAccordingToMatt
    @LifeAccordingToMatt Před 5 lety +5

    Uncle Joey on top for as usual. I'd love to have half the wisdom he's got and 1 10th of the stories would keep me entertained forever

  • @edaplum
    @edaplum Před 4 lety +2

    Favourite duo ever, binged every vid of them together

  • @DeKosta
    @DeKosta Před 5 lety +1

    Uncle Joey is powerful and your podcast Theo is great i really enjoyed this one!