Valentine's Day Special: Bobby Lee & Khalyla | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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    Bobby Lee and Khalyla sit down with Theo Von to talk about their relationship & the Slept Kingdom pledging allegiance to Chris D'Elia, as well as to give listener's advice on their own relationships.
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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  Před 3 lety +512

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @charliec4385
      @charliec4385 Před 3 lety +9

      @Just Matty thats a brilliant cover for a stalker.....
      stay away from this one Theo

    • @TherealNOTrealArtist
      @TherealNOTrealArtist Před 3 lety +5

      09⁹

    • @raul8259
      @raul8259 Před 3 lety +2

      Funny ass fuck

    • @jameskelleher1032
      @jameskelleher1032 Před 2 lety

      @@charliec4385 op. Ovoivvbb v v o

    • @abrampena6385
      @abrampena6385 Před 2 lety +1

      I just noticed how Bobby was fucking with Theo because he noticed Theo's half chub through his loins! >.

  • @sirsmokealot705
    @sirsmokealot705 Před 5 lety +2765

    That was the longest stare ever from Bobby lmaooo

  • @_Vader_
    @_Vader_ Před 5 lety +794

    "If I'm hard, I tell everyone in the room now, cause I don't want a crime." LOOOOOOL

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 Před 4 lety +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt Před 4 lety +12

      I'm a foreigner, is that really what I should say?

    • @PKaddicted
      @PKaddicted Před 4 lety +2

      Wish I knew this sooner , fuck

    • @emmamadgini4139
      @emmamadgini4139 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm not white soo maybe somebody kind enough to further more explain what does he meant? 😕😑😨

    • @shazaibbiazahs
      @shazaibbiazahs Před 4 lety +9

      @@emmamadgini4139 He's saying that if he has an erection, then he will tell everyone in the room about it. He's basically referring to how men can easily get accused of sexual harassment so this is somehow a good way to ensure he doesn't get accused of anything.

  • @Truth4peace4freedom
    @Truth4peace4freedom Před 3 lety +872

    Bobby: "You can't say retarded, right?"
    Theo: "Ummm, you can say it one time."

  • @eamon4279
    @eamon4279 Před 3 lety +805

    “He was using his Psalms” was the best hitter of this episode and it went unrecognized. This is why I love Theo Von.

    • @evanhooker1061
      @evanhooker1061 Před 3 lety +22

      I died when i heard it

    • @ruthh3496
      @ruthh3496 Před 2 lety +20

      right, i literally just came here to check if anyone else clocked it haha

    • @natebergeman
      @natebergeman Před 2 lety +4

      Yes!!! I was wondering who else caught that

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 Před 2 lety +9

      I'm SO glad you shared your love for Theo. Very important.

    • @qnzmar10
      @qnzmar10 Před rokem +6

      18:58 around we he says it

  • @h.p.3072
    @h.p.3072 Před 5 lety +853

    "are you asleep or awake" lmao

  • @chriscash782
    @chriscash782 Před 5 lety +1507

    Theo has the best analogies " Like you were playing ski ball and just won two tickets" 😂 😂 😂

    • @daniataylor6783
      @daniataylor6783 Před 5 lety +10

      What did he say, Polynesian something or another lmfao 🤣

    • @jromero17
      @jromero17 Před 5 lety +7

      Dania Rodriguez Polynesian Hush puppy

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers Před 2 lety +29

      Like he's testing out a lava lamp to see is it expensive

    • @Moneybaggbanda
      @Moneybaggbanda Před rokem +7

      Like a truck fell over and the are crawling out the side .

    • @steveyobs551
      @steveyobs551 Před rokem +4

      21:40

  • @KCsheets88
    @KCsheets88 Před 3 lety +662

    When Bobby just sits there staring at Theo for like 5 mins and then Theo asks if he's awake... I died laughing 🤣😂☠️☠️ funny asf!! These two together have a good vibe and very funny.

  • @miks2819
    @miks2819 Před 3 lety +224

    "Using his psalms"....went over everybody's head

    • @mikesemie5028
      @mikesemie5028 Před 3 lety +11

      That was true genius

    • @JudePhilips
      @JudePhilips Před 3 lety +7

      This didn’t go over anyone’s head. Everyone got this... 😂

    • @miks2819
      @miks2819 Před 3 lety +4

      @@JudePhilips i dont think you got it

    • @schnagalaga
      @schnagalaga Před 3 lety +1

      So good

    • @_onthemike_
      @_onthemike_ Před 3 lety

      There were many parts that had me crack up but this right here, made me lose it. Theo is a Fucking genius.

  • @dienjames1082
    @dienjames1082 Před 5 lety +178

    “Burning thighs, hidden Dragon”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oobydoobytooby4430
    @oobydoobytooby4430 Před 5 lety +325

    Bobby giving that DEATHHHH STARE to theo when he said im talking to the girrrrrl Lmaoooooooo

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 Před 5 lety +15

      Oobydooby Tooby I was dying. He has a direct line to my funny bone; and it’s a conference call with Theo. “I fell like I’m watching that show ‘Yellow Mirror”

    • @yomama847
      @yomama847 Před 4 lety +23

      7:20 for anyone who wants to watch

    • @samster2626
      @samster2626 Před 4 lety +5

      He mean mugged tff out of Theo for 3min as he was getting roasted 😂

    • @AEM479
      @AEM479 Před 4 lety

      Omg. So.....................awkward.

    • @websurferwizard
      @websurferwizard Před 3 lety

      @@yomama847 IM DYING

  • @gonzalonovaco7548
    @gonzalonovaco7548 Před rokem +263

    1:27:57
    The way Bobby looks at both of them after she said she was in a relationship with 2 men and theo locks eyes with Bobby was hilarious
    The silence had me dying until Theo smirked 💀

    • @asherweck
      @asherweck Před rokem +4

      Lmfao

    • @alextheshrimp.
      @alextheshrimp. Před rokem +21

      The way they were glancing at eachother WAS HILARIOUSSSS

    • @somethinglame5472
      @somethinglame5472 Před rokem +2

      Didn’t she end up doing that again?! Why Bobby was relapsing? Shadddddy

    • @geofferywilliams5844
      @geofferywilliams5844 Před 10 měsíci

      Theo trying to scoop on in that relationship ahaha , Theo the man haha Khaliyla choosing Theo over Bobby weooo

    • @anonv790
      @anonv790 Před 7 měsíci

      @@somethinglame5472 Dude said he didn't give her dick for two years in a podcast. If your lady has holding out on you for TWO YEARS with no real explanation you'd probably wanna go try other people yourself.

  • @mikemiller5637
    @mikemiller5637 Před 3 lety +2459

    It’s awkward that Bobby crashed Khalyla and Theo’s date.

    • @switchkick9153
      @switchkick9153 Před 3 lety +184

      Dude, I’m gonna be honest... she’s staring right at Theo the entire time. Like Bobby definitely notices too, it’s just if he says anything it will look weak and insecure.

    • @sarahh1933
      @sarahh1933 Před 3 lety +188

      @@switchkick9153 she just tends to look at people that way no matter what she’s talking about or who she’s talking to. they’re clearly friends and all parties seem to respect one another

    • @switchkick9153
      @switchkick9153 Před 3 lety +95

      @@sarahh1933 nahhhhh living with two guys at the same time previously?........ that’s sketch if you ask me

    • @Scottierolls
      @Scottierolls Před 2 lety +36

      @@switchkick9153 you must be an insecure person yourself!

    • @milliesmith495
      @milliesmith495 Před 2 lety +53

      @@switchkick9153 but her previous relationship doesn’t mean she can’t be trusted with men?? lmao they all chose to be in a throuple now she’s choosing to be with only bobby. not really a hard concept. Men are always so judgey when it comes to woman.

  • @smoovetoons2092
    @smoovetoons2092 Před 5 lety +190

    19:04 "Wow dude, it's like using his psalms" Underrated joke.

  • @alexteo6273
    @alexteo6273 Před 4 lety +900

    Lee: but when I hit high school. My parents went bankrupt. My parents had to sell the house
    Theo: a house. Sounds nice

    • @fitzyakamcsyke
      @fitzyakamcsyke Před 4 lety +20

      Put 'em in there with Stiopic, g'head I dare ya, Stiopic is crazy!

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan Před 2 lety +3

      Thanks, I’m incapable of listening

    • @effu9593
      @effu9593 Před 2 lety +5

      Pfft parents?? Must be nice bro.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 Před rokem +3

      You had a dishwasher??

    • @daavids55
      @daavids55 Před rokem

      Theo had 5 rooms, kitchen and 2 bathrooms in his house 🤣

  • @christinearmentor8813
    @christinearmentor8813 Před 2 lety +100

    At 8:11 i lost it 😂 bobby has been staring at theo since theo said “i was asking the woman” and theo finally acknowledged him by saying “are you asleep or awake” lmao 🤣

  • @sambruhn1027
    @sambruhn1027 Před rokem +80

    "Hey can I see that knife? No but you can hold the case" that just broke my reality. I think that's my favorite part!

  • @koovvv
    @koovvv Před 5 lety +368

    19:10 "he was using his psalms" 😂😂💀💀 genius af

    • @ICYPROFITS
      @ICYPROFITS Před 4 lety +15

      He's got some serious chops

    • @eatingrightwithavi9613
      @eatingrightwithavi9613 Před 4 lety +19

      I thought this was an underrated comment too. Theo is super quick with play on word

    • @G_Ozare
      @G_Ozare Před 4 lety +16

      His brain is NUTS. He just made that shit up on the spot. He's like the Eminem of comedy.

    • @clintwestwood4545
      @clintwestwood4545 Před 4 lety +5

      funny af and impressive af

    • @Snyjnz
      @Snyjnz Před 4 lety +3

      Fam I cried

  • @SincereDoper
    @SincereDoper Před 5 lety +570

    4:19
    theo: you seem like a nice lady
    khalyla: i am
    theo: thank you
    smoooooth

  • @LouiePGallo
    @LouiePGallo Před 3 lety +138

    Look at Bobby's stare from 07:20 to 08:45.
    I LOVE how Theo and Bobby are basically playing a game here. You can tell Theo is doing his BEST to get Bobby to break. hahaha

  • @joeyomen4118
    @joeyomen4118 Před rokem +54

    Theo + bobby Lee is a combination that will never get old . I love the beginning how Theo is just being that friend that wants to know about his homies relationship

  • @seagulhead12
    @seagulhead12 Před 5 lety +1868

    I'm asking the woman. Long stare. Theo acting like nothing is wrong. That shit was hilarious. Then he asks if he's awake. Ha!

    • @zen4189
      @zen4189 Před 4 lety +82

      Dude that stare was looooooooooooooong...no blink

    • @Eos05
      @Eos05 Před 3 lety +53

      I feel like we are on an episode of yellow mirror....yall seen that show yellow mirror? 😂🤣😂

    • @joschwan89
      @joschwan89 Před 3 lety +15

      i laughed soooo hard

    • @Eos05
      @Eos05 Před 3 lety +22

      I've yet to find a podcast moment that has made me laugh as hard as this

    • @mrcrster
      @mrcrster Před 3 lety +19

      @@Eos05 what’s yellow mirror? Is it black mirror, but saying yellow as an Asian joke? I could be way off

  • @MFRiley
    @MFRiley Před 4 lety +238

    8:05 "Are you asleep or awake"
    LMFAO

    • @TheAgingGermanicFoid
      @TheAgingGermanicFoid Před 4 lety +5

      shit was so racist 😂😂😂

    • @jeffreyhenderson3908
      @jeffreyhenderson3908 Před 4 lety +4

      8:05

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 Před 4 lety +8

      Theo felt zero intimidation by that stare.

    • @jeremylecocq826
      @jeremylecocq826 Před 4 lety

      Chris is only prettier because he's younger, Theo was way handsome before he had those wrinkles.

    • @xXJMZJrXx
      @xXJMZJrXx Před 4 lety +2

      jeywas_here whatchu mean they are the same age 😂 theos only 10 days older

  • @cheyennetomiska7779
    @cheyennetomiska7779 Před rokem +130

    This guy literally saved my life, from my own depression. Laughter is the best medicine

  • @dejarno9739
    @dejarno9739 Před 3 lety +263

    Theo's emotional intelligence is outstanding

    • @cmap1503
      @cmap1503 Před 2 lety +12

      its average

    • @kiddykraft4480
      @kiddykraft4480 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cmap1503 😂

    • @Ali-et9oz
      @Ali-et9oz Před rokem +1

      @dejarno It rlly is

    • @yiyomi3749
      @yiyomi3749 Před rokem

      @@lilykay8733 we know you’re single

    • @DanielJLindberg
      @DanielJLindberg Před dnem

      Theo always did great work with Bobby and Khalyla. But agreed is, he in his comfort zone here. And agreed savant level social-emotional intelligence, Bobby Lee is has major emotional intelligence too, the mind tricking in this episode amazing

  • @MSP106
    @MSP106 Před 5 lety +461

    Kahlyla: Bobby likes the smell of poo!
    Bobby: looks at the camera *shrugs*

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper Před 4 lety +201

    "Dude I feel like I'm on yellow mirror have you seen that show?" - Theo Von.

    • @lucasm999
      @lucasm999 Před 4 lety +2

      what show is that i cant find it?

    • @Adrian-zp1yb
      @Adrian-zp1yb Před 4 lety +32

      @@lucasm999 its a play on words my guy. He is referencing black mirror but since bobby is korean he said yellow mirror which im pretty sure you could guess what that means lmao

    • @lucasm999
      @lucasm999 Před 4 lety +2

      Saguh tra that’s what I figured thanks

    • @graciousgifts1221
      @graciousgifts1221 Před 2 lety

      Lame

  • @shaf331
    @shaf331 Před rokem +17

    “Are you asleep or awake?” 😂😂😂

  • @bernadetterogers4006
    @bernadetterogers4006 Před 2 lety +146

    when khalyla talked about being in a relationship with 2 men SO many thoughts went through Theo’s head i’m sure lmaoo

    • @diadem03destiny29
      @diadem03destiny29 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Yes those pistons were shooting at full speed In both heads boyee.

  • @Gibson1961SG
    @Gibson1961SG Před 5 lety +126

    @7:19 Bobby's face when he says "I asked the woomaannnnna." Hahahaha!

    • @MIngalls
      @MIngalls Před 5 lety +17

      Dude, he stared at him for sooo long!!! I was getting uncomfortable

    • @Gibson1961SG
      @Gibson1961SG Před 5 lety +7

      @@MIngalls I thought there was about to be a real fight.

    • @jackfox4216
      @jackfox4216 Před 5 lety

      More like womannnn

    • @javalavao8
      @javalavao8 Před 5 lety +4

      😂😂

    • @JohnnySideburnsX
      @JohnnySideburnsX Před 5 lety +3

      He wanted to kill him!

  • @scottfergusonart
    @scottfergusonart Před 5 lety +84

    19:04 "It's like using his psalms" That is absolutely brilliant

    • @anthonybrindisi9151
      @anthonybrindisi9151 Před 5 lety +8

      Literally just realized the double entendre thanks to your comment.

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney Před 5 lety +3

      @@anthonybrindisi9151 Hate to be that guy, but was the entendre?

    • @scottfergusonart
      @scottfergusonart Před 5 lety +1

      @@str8todamoney Jerking off with a bible, in that fashion literally using your palms, or psalms as Theo put it, as in the Book of Psalms of the old Testament

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney Před 5 lety +2

      @@scottfergusonart I'm stupid as fuck.

    • @timothyharkin
      @timothyharkin Před rokem +1

      @@str8todamoney psalms as in a sacred song or hymn found in religious books and palms as in the inside of the hands.

  • @CasaDeLeonas
    @CasaDeLeonas Před 3 lety +202

    Yooo Bobby was actually mad at Theo for saying “I’m asking the woman” 😆

    • @TrTveT
      @TrTveT Před 2 lety +12

      They're doing a bit

    • @drinny2214
      @drinny2214 Před 2 lety +11

      “r u awake or asleep?” 😭

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 Před 2 lety +4

      Nope. He wasn't mad. It's just comedy you don't get.

    • @michaelw7327
      @michaelw7327 Před 2 lety +2

      @@littlejackalo5326 no how tf is that comedy?? Clearly Bobby was mad at Theo for shutting him up and was trying to hold his anger in the best he could

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 Před rokem

      I think he was definitely pissed but they're friends and he knows Theo didn't mean it bad. At the same time Bobby did make it clear not to do that

  • @stephaniewestrick5772
    @stephaniewestrick5772 Před rokem +48

    Bobby gave him the stare down

  • @heywhohithelights
    @heywhohithelights Před 5 lety +47

    4:09 “Reset my um” “chi?” “Straight stare” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @growitall7652
    @growitall7652 Před 5 lety +378

    Rat king and the slept king!

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw Před 5 lety +2

      Two Kings (Consules) were standard in Republic Rome.
      Now it's watered down to 1 president.

    • @unfadeablecivic
      @unfadeablecivic Před 5 lety +2

      And the awake queen.

    • @growitall7652
      @growitall7652 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Dave-mk9bw gotta keep power amongst the few.

    • @peapool5420
      @peapool5420 Před 5 lety

      👑 😴 👑 🐀

  • @samsonlink8146
    @samsonlink8146 Před rokem +44

    This has to be the funniest podcast episode I’ve ever watched 😂

  • @justinlundy2142
    @justinlundy2142 Před 3 lety +16

    "Theres three of them, but they only use two. Like the Mary, Kate, and Ashely Olsen thing." -Theo

  • @andrewfreeman88
    @andrewfreeman88 Před 5 lety +52

    That silent treatment Bobby gave after Theo said I'm asking the ladyyyy. HAAAAAA LOLOL

    • @Kaluth
      @Kaluth Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah he got insecure for a moment there

    • @matthewspence7653
      @matthewspence7653 Před 5 lety +20

      and Theo in the middle of that death stare asks Bobby “Are you asleep or awake?” fucking killing it man 😂😂😂

    • @systematik
      @systematik Před 5 lety +1

      @@Kaluth I don't think you understand what the definition of "insecure" is.

  • @brandongomez6786
    @brandongomez6786 Před 5 lety +303

    A truce between the Rat Kingdom and the Slept Kingdom...
    For now..

    • @edwardlindley6269
      @edwardlindley6269 Před 5 lety +23

      Fuck the slept kingdom

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 Před 5 lety +16

      Fuck them slept kingdom, no ice having motherfkers in their sideways buttholes

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 Před 5 lety

      And really, don't...them dark arts don't suit you brah

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 Před 5 lety +2

      truce over

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo Před 5 lety +5

      Not by the power move by Theo, and it was a power move, followed by Bobby's stare @ 7:20 no one is safe o.0

  • @melissafritts4955
    @melissafritts4955 Před 2 lety +16

    The way Bobby is staring at Theo when he’s talking to his wife 😂😂😂

  • @danielg3924
    @danielg3924 Před 2 lety +28

    man that moment when Bobby is trying to tell Theo he loves him and Theo can't look him in the eye, feels like I'm watching a therapy reality show

  • @mamabear7110
    @mamabear7110 Před 5 lety +116

    "I'm so angry that my insides are like making noises." - Bobby Lee
    I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TechMetalRules
    @TechMetalRules Před 5 lety +401

    Bobby "Can I just say this" Lee

    • @sarahtea9272
      @sarahtea9272 Před 5 lety +2

      TechMetalRules : ahhh! So glad to see this comment, I noticed he said it a few times but then started listening for it specifically and thought maybe I just got hung up on it. LoL

    • @hittman1412
      @hittman1412 Před 4 lety +6

      "is is that..."

    • @vitor3000
      @vitor3000 Před 4 lety +5

      What it is is, is the thing is, is is that

    • @preppysteppy3395
      @preppysteppy3395 Před 4 lety +6

      Yea yea yeah!

  • @JOOLVAUR
    @JOOLVAUR Před 3 lety +82

    Wow, when Bobby talked about kalaila being a survivor and the way she helped his father was really warming, she’s definitely something special nowadays

  • @8VacationLover
    @8VacationLover Před 3 lety +32

    1:17:13
    Bobby: Can I see that knife? It looks cool
    Theo: No you can't, you can hold the case to it and I'll hold this part
    Comedy gold 😂🤣

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv Před 4 lety +72

    “When are you gonna take that thing to the bank brotha?
    *SILENCE* 😂😂😂

    • @ryan6689
      @ryan6689 Před 4 lety +15

      "You little fucking chim churri." Haha

    • @stevesanchez8686
      @stevesanchez8686 Před 4 lety +3

      When he called him a pokemon lol

  • @andrewharris1391
    @andrewharris1391 Před 5 lety +554

    @7:23 hahaha Bobby looks like he wants to fkn kill Theo

    • @glight23
      @glight23 Před 5 lety +74

      LMAO! I saw it! He held that stare for a minute!

    • @kurt2869
      @kurt2869 Před 5 lety +58

      I thought he was actually going to kill him lol.

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 Před 5 lety +37

      yo im fucking dying

    • @Bobbarker23455
      @Bobbarker23455 Před 5 lety +39

      Bobby such a lil baby sometimes... Love the guy tho

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 Před 5 lety +10

      That's fear...

  • @dalesollars2294
    @dalesollars2294 Před rokem +15

    Bobby reminds me of the lion on wizard of oz when hr laughs and shrugs his shoulders

  • @ryanbowen9718
    @ryanbowen9718 Před rokem +11

    Theo playing a guy asking about girls telling long stories to have it be answered by khylila stretching her answer out like an essay is so funny. Bobby looking around the room during it bc he knows what’s going on lol 😂😂

  • @OM3N1R
    @OM3N1R Před 5 lety +94

    1:23:50 Slept King stopping to smell the flowers
    Mutters to himself "those are real."
    IDK why but that shit is funny

    • @rustyshackleford2799
      @rustyshackleford2799 Před 5 lety +2

      Jesse Rockwell I saw this too, wasn’t sure if anyone else caught it! 😂😂😂

    • @rigatoni_pasta
      @rigatoni_pasta Před 5 lety +3

      I just saw it again because I missed it. That was indeed very funny. Just outta nowhere.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 Před 5 lety

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @UnderClassBoy
    @UnderClassBoy Před 5 lety +332

    How fast was Theo with the yellow mirror thing? Crazy

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode Před 5 lety +29

      He had it left over in his mind from the first attempt at a yellow joke. He was hinting at "Yellow Fever" before but neither of them got it or finished the term for him. It was like right before.

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea Před 5 lety +26

      Theo is honestly extremely quick. I'm very impressed with his comedy and how it seems so natural.

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 Před 5 lety +15

      Chinkmate is still one of my all time favorites lmao

    • @joeyvesh13
      @joeyvesh13 Před 5 lety

      What’s yellow mirror?

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 Před 5 lety +6

      joeyvesh13 play on words of the show "Black Mirror" on netflix

  • @freetoplayaccount3487
    @freetoplayaccount3487 Před rokem +7

    I love how Bobby stared at Theo for a while. I was laughing so hard.

  • @DD3UCES
    @DD3UCES Před rokem +10

    35:55 “Oh you can say it one time” 😂😂😂💀

  • @geronimo2485
    @geronimo2485 Před 5 lety +248

    I knew it n David Spade Knew it and he finally passed the torch to Theo by giving him that Joe Dirt hat. Theo von is the modern day Joe Dirt

    • @MurrzDeeziee
      @MurrzDeeziee Před 5 lety +13

      Thats true, I never thought of it like that

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 Před 4 lety +1

      Spade cruches pussy. Norm Macdonald mentions it. Von bangs too.

  • @BucKt0
    @BucKt0 Před 5 lety +15

    8:00 ARE YOU ASLEEP OR AWAKE AS HES JUST STARING AT HIM LMFAO

  • @TempestRisq
    @TempestRisq Před 2 lety +7

    Holy shit Theo turning round to Bobby saying are you asleep or awake then continuing his conversation killed me

  • @itsandrew8758
    @itsandrew8758 Před rokem +6

    Bobby’s stare at Theo starting at 7:21 😂 the “death stare”

  • @MimikNoFear
    @MimikNoFear Před 5 lety +115

    LMFAO Theo Von is so genius with his comebacks wtf does he have them all stored for the right times

  • @DHaile83
    @DHaile83 Před 5 lety +76

    "He was using his Psalms"

  • @governorsweatyhands5763
    @governorsweatyhands5763 Před 3 lety +10

    "do you know if someone is asian or not can you tell"
    "oh my god this guy"🤣

  • @juniorlemke5484
    @juniorlemke5484 Před 2 lety +13

    Bobby bringing up the chemistry they have and 10 min earlier I'm thinking I need to watch everything they do together ❤️

  • @RicardoSanchez-sd7qr
    @RicardoSanchez-sd7qr Před 5 lety +181

    Damn Theo. With that double hittas for vday!!!

    • @obbah1818
      @obbah1818 Před 5 lety +3

      When I heard that both were coming on the podcast, I thought Bobby would sit on Khalylas lap.

  • @zeta2325
    @zeta2325 Před 4 lety +79

    "You guys are Viet... Nobodys Vietnamese!" Killed me lmao

    • @corallaroc4449
      @corallaroc4449 Před 4 lety +5

      I was at work and had to pause the video to stop from laughing at that part

  • @JoeKing704
    @JoeKing704 Před 3 lety +2

    8:06 in.....are you asleep, or are you awake?!? After Bobby is staring thru his soul the entire time. Gets me every time

  • @averyherriman8202
    @averyherriman8202 Před 2 lety +4

    The way Bobby looked at Theo after he said I’m talking to the lady. I’m crying😮‍💨🤣😭

  • @malinko35
    @malinko35 Před 5 lety +148

    Bobby with tha stare of death

  • @E-II
    @E-II Před 5 lety +174

    7:15 - 9:00 was one of the funniest things I've seen on a podcast, I come back to watch just that part from time to time.

    • @yeatray6455
      @yeatray6455 Před 5 lety +34

      "Wow. Are you asleep or awake?" Lol

    • @TheJediBird
      @TheJediBird Před 2 lety +2

      The way he stares at him had my dying lmao

    • @PNW_Chemist
      @PNW_Chemist Před 2 lety +2

      I clicked on this video and was reading through the comments when I clicked on your time stamp, holy hell so hilarious 😂 just imagine Bobby’s immediate thoughts during the moment

    • @kuunami
      @kuunami Před 2 lety

      Me too. In that moment Bobby really wanted to rip Theo's head off.

  • @marklawson1458
    @marklawson1458 Před rokem +11

    Bobby does this every episode where he goes "look at me Theo" and then tells him "I'm really proud of you ect ect" and it geeks every single time.

  • @Leman.Russ.6thLegion
    @Leman.Russ.6thLegion Před rokem +4

    When bobby started complementing trevor noah, I was dying. That's the funniest joke I've ever heard xD

  • @chancewilson7123
    @chancewilson7123 Před 4 lety +71

    bobby: "6 hrs of debauchery"
    Theo: "f*cking too?"
    hahaha

  • @JVAnimeContent
    @JVAnimeContent Před 5 lety +110

    7:23-8:45 i couldnt stop laughing. Bobby held that shit

    • @Everlast1974
      @Everlast1974 Před 5 lety +11

      THE most awkward passive aggressive moment in podcast history.

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 Před 5 lety +12

      Shit killed me lol that stare was insane. Theo notices and keeps going. I rewinded it at least 5 times in a row

    • @flavourpunchh
      @flavourpunchh Před 5 lety +2

      LMFAO OMG

    • @focusconcentration8
      @focusconcentration8 Před 5 lety +10

      Can't blame Bobby. I would have kicked Theo in the face.

    • @Brettsparadox
      @Brettsparadox Před 5 lety +3

      Are you asleep or awake? Lmao

  • @trxy1503
    @trxy1503 Před 3 lety +4

    Theo just be saying words that dont even make sense but make me die laughing. Lunch bunch and polynesian hush puppy had me rolling

  • @jonhubler6226
    @jonhubler6226 Před 4 lety +464

    It’s funny Bobbi mentioned Joe Rogan doing so much with his podcast for comedy. I never heard of Theo Von until he was on a JRE podcast and I’ve been watching him since!

    • @josepreciado6798
      @josepreciado6798 Před 4 lety +2

      Same

    • @fleadoggreen9062
      @fleadoggreen9062 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes

    • @derekpredmore1516
      @derekpredmore1516 Před 3 lety +5

      Rat kingdom for life

    • @BibleThumper94
      @BibleThumper94 Před 3 lety +15

      JRE was the first podcast I ever watched. And from there I picked up TFATK, KATS, TigerBelly and Your Moms house. I wouldn’t know about any of it if it wasn’t for Joe. He really does put a lot of people on. Shout out to him.

    • @trey5171
      @trey5171 Před 3 lety

      @@BibleThumper94 same brother

  • @The1986er
    @The1986er Před 5 lety +232

    The mastery Theo have over the English language, creates more words than E40..Walletry 😂😂😂

    • @scottyp4834
      @scottyp4834 Před 5 lety +7

      That Polynesian hushpuppie

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 Před 2 lety

      Hes fuckin genius, also I just called him stupid on my last comment on here lol... in a good way also btw

  • @ryanallen5801
    @ryanallen5801 Před 2 lety +5

    That “using his psalms” had me 😂😂😂

  • @OJ9779
    @OJ9779 Před 2 lety +3

    That I love you exchange was so cringe and awkward I love it 🤣
    41:56

  • @sp-uf6tx
    @sp-uf6tx Před 5 lety +69

    bobby shrugging when he's laughing is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

  • @RR-wq3pq
    @RR-wq3pq Před 5 lety +140

    The Rat king was merciful and let them travel to his Kingdom. Let there be peace amongst the podcast lands.

  • @veryllfattrope16
    @veryllfattrope16 Před rokem +2

    19:05,😭😂
    "Usin a Psalms!"😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @torrencarter7260
    @torrencarter7260 Před rokem +3

    Are you asleep or awake is so underrated😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TigerBelly
    @TigerBelly Před 5 lety +1326

    Theo we need you on TigerBelly soon!!! (Maybe if y'all Rat King supporters subscribe, cross-collab will happen sooner than you think.... or, it will happen anyway and I'll pretend it was thanks you your support.... either way, come on over to our channel next week for a surprise that may not be a surprise but you'll be happy). -PD

  • @sizzdawizz3032
    @sizzdawizz3032 Před 5 lety +25

    😂🤣😂
    Bobby: Can I see your knife?
    Theo: No, but u can hold the case.

  • @dumshark6873
    @dumshark6873 Před 4 lety +7

    “That polynesian hushpuppy” lmao

  • @buanga100
    @buanga100 Před rokem +16

    You guys are pure gold..

  • @williamgemmel4522
    @williamgemmel4522 Před 5 lety +38

    "hey that's a cool knife can I see that?"
    "Nah you can hold the case, I'll hold this part." lolol

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 Před 2 lety +1

      Haven't seen that part yet but it sounds fuckin hilarious

  • @wildmichigan8070
    @wildmichigan8070 Před 5 lety +132

    When I was a teenager I had a manager that looked like David Spade. She was really nice too.

  • @RogueHunter7124
    @RogueHunter7124 Před 4 lety +3

    he way bobby death stared at theo when he said I was asking the woman had me rolling

  • @searchandestroy69
    @searchandestroy69 Před 3 lety +30

    Leo’s analogies are so off the wall. I love it. Testing a lava lamp to see if it was expensive hahahahaha

  • @moviepitches
    @moviepitches Před 5 lety +474

    The quickest weirdest wit in all of comedy, Theo Von

    • @cor4neb
      @cor4neb Před 4 lety +8

      Riff Raff needs to do stand up

    • @ksligh4893
      @ksligh4893 Před 3 lety +11

      that Polynesian hushpuppy

    • @noahbixnash
      @noahbixnash Před 2 lety +2

      Perfect description

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 Před 2 lety +3

      Always thought he was funny but starting to look him up daily for the past few days and I'm loving his sense of humor , he's so stupid but ina good way ool

    • @russBwright
      @russBwright Před 2 lety

      Who gives a shit what you think

  • @shaunr6014
    @shaunr6014 Před 5 lety +68

    This dude did not jusT say the Polynesian hush puppie 😹😹😹😹😹 you got my sub Theo you madman lol

  • @OkOk-lk5zj
    @OkOk-lk5zj Před 2 lety +7

    Theo Von has really grown on me. Thank you for your work man.

  • @Thegivendriven
    @Thegivendriven Před rokem +1

    You guys are uplifting and the funniest all together..thanks

  • @jeffpomietlarz5245
    @jeffpomietlarz5245 Před 5 lety +27

    Bobby Lees gang bang story while Theo throws in his one liners.... just gold

  • @ridesharegold6659
    @ridesharegold6659 Před 5 lety +61

    "Brian Keith Etheridge - two first names and a lesbian." 😂😂

  • @jer8279
    @jer8279 Před rokem +3

    37:30 had me rolling! "So when are taking this thing to the bank, brother? You little fuckinggg..chimchuree. ya little fucking pokemon. Gone!"

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 Před rokem +1

    “I need to reset my-“
    “Chi?”🤣. I just love that quick moment.

  • @edwardlindley6269
    @edwardlindley6269 Před 5 lety +86

    Tickle that nickle cat daddy

  • @wardyizgoat1
    @wardyizgoat1 Před 5 lety +146

    Bobby actually said some real shit there. Joe does a lot of comedy. SO many comics have been brought to my attention on his show. EVEN YOU THEO, FIRST HEARD YOU ON JRE !

    • @betlogboy3
      @betlogboy3 Před 4 lety +1

      at first i thought it was an act too..then i watched the 2nd one

  • @katelynbrown98
    @katelynbrown98 Před 2 lety +1

    🤣🤣 I died when Theo started singing, "Stop Hey Look Around"

  • @Man_iLOVEcats
    @Man_iLOVEcats Před 2 lety +2

    Watching bobby look at theo after he told him "I asked the lady".... 😂🤣