HoneyDew #64 | Joey Diaz Part 4
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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comedian, actor, and host of "The Church of What's Happening Now" podcast. He joins Ryan Sickler on The HoneyDew for the fourth time. Joey tells many stories from his youth starting in the summer of 1982. Topics include robbing jewelry stores, teenage brawls, and gay qualudes. Joey also discusses moving to Colorado. We wrap up with him moving back to New Jersey.
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"You got balls of kid, steel" - Joey Diaz
Joey on getting Doug with high....(joey kills Doug in the podcast) Doug rip
Haha I had to replay that part to make sure I heard it too
I jumped the high harold
thought i was the only one who heard that lmao
Saying it this way sounds more iconic than saying it the normal way what the fuck lmao
"He was a degenerate horse gambler. Good guy, I love Nick. Very racist."
National treasure.
Time stamp
@@drakeandjosh007 25:00
This is why I love Joey
Everybody needs a Nick in their lives
It's tricky getting the volume right with these Joey episodes. I have to turn it way up to hear Joey but when Ryan starts laughing hard it blows my ears out lol
he starts talking real low to draw you in and when he drops the punch-line sickler squeals and blows my ear out
These LA podcast studios all need an automatic Vocal Rider plugin, and the problem would be instantly solved.
Same here man. Thank you for pointing that out
Dude I'm only 10 mins in, have the volume cranked, can't hear anything. Scared knowing it's gonna fluctuate ;(
You just need better headphones. I got audio Technica cans last year and uncle Joey sounds tremendous now.
Couldn't have picked a better time to drop this, the world needs more joey diaz.
I thought this also!! Love Uncle Joey's stories ♥️
I just hate joeys jokes about smell. Its nasty
We love uncle Joey.
its cooter Vancouver you non proto following chomo.
Tacos with comics uploaded an episode with joey as well!
"good guy, I love nick; he's very racist"
Tremendous
Saw this as it came out his mouth
25:00 lmao
Ya he can still be a good guy
You heard that too? Reminds me of a podcast I just listened to.
Uncle Joey out here using his lungs as an instrument. On a serious note, PROTECT COCO AT ALL COSTS.
Yeah man that wheezing is tough to listen too.
I’m dying
I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!
Yes!!
Sleep apnea.. hopefully he loses just a little bit more. I can’t afford to lose him
Ryan sickler is my favorite at podcasting, he ask great questions and hardly ever interrupts. He just listens and its great....I'm so tired of people telling great stories and getting interrupted and you never really get to hear the full story
Exactly 😂 I love Ryan Stickler he's a good listener, not to mention he's laugh is the best...😁
Ugh yes
Exactly Joe Rogan is by far the worst at that n not only does Rogan interrupt people he then proceeds to argue with the person like he was there and knows everything
@@trusolider1670 cant compare Rogan to Sickler though... totally different kind of podcast. Rogan is there for a good confo. This is about storytelling
@@trusolider1670 you ever hear of burnt chrysler?
Joey talking about being so fucked up on quaaludes that the parking guy thought he was handicap and put him in handicap parking is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
1 hour in for the timestamp!
Bro I have tears in my eyes
Sicklers laugh combined with joeys makes
Me forget my troubles for a while
I was just looking for a way to mute sicklers laugh. Absolute torture.
Dude laughs like a total clown. Its unbearable. Only watching for Joey
Burt and ryan have the same laugh.
@@rickymendoza6173 im equally debilitated by Burt's laugh. Paired with his HIGH PITCHED HYSTERICAL SPEECH IMPEDIMENT... It almost makes me wish my favorite comedians weren't funny.
It’s horrific. Everything Joey says is followed by it. And he laughs at shit that doesn’t justify the length of that brutal sound. It’s forced or something. I hate it
“Good guy. I loved Nick. Very racist.”
This is one of my favourite lines Uncle Joey ever told, Jesus Christ i always come back to this episode just for this line (25:00)
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've never laughed so hard at the " nick the greek " story . Fucking classic 😎😫😫🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Thank god you time stamped this because I come back to this video for that moment and your comment always brings me right too it
😂
He would not last today lol
Uncle Joey needs a series about his life. Like a multiple season show.
They already made all the mafia movies where he gets most material for his "life story"
If somebody took all Joey's stories and sprinkled them across 8 seasons, add some real production value, I'm convinced it would be the best show ever made.
@@mrsenior3670 Riiight. All the Cuban mafia movies.
A show like the 70's Show or Everybody Hates Chris but on HBO so you have the vulgarity. HOW NO ONE GREENLIGHTS THIS I WILL NEVER KNOW!!!!
Seriously though .. If someone took this Honeydew story and lightly chopped it up (to make it flow better) and animated it .. I bet Netflix would pay.
Once you hear the wheezing, you can’t stop hearing it
Everytime joey takes a drink it sounds like someone laying down on a water bed
Mike Gonzalez like a savage
Man...between that sound, the hacking, the wheezing into the mic, and the phlegm just lingering about...Coco better wrap his ass in a bubble! Sounds like “healthy” Joey needs a ventilator without Wuhan...
I seen this comment before I heard it but when I finally did.... I laughed too hard! It took me back to when I laid on one for the first time and it is EXACTLY how it sounded 😂😂😂
Well, the water goes down his throat into a bed of 20 year old undigested illicit mixtures so
Time stamp
His voice and the way they EQd it sounds like a gangsta Optimus Prime.
"You got balls of kids, steel"
-Joey Diaz (probably high)
😂😂 thank you for this Comment 😂😂😂😂
What do you mean "probably"
@@harrykelly4651 yeah you're right 😂
Its a smooth line its said on purpose
What’s the timestamp ?
i’m just feathering it in quarantine with lucy snorebush rn
Joshua Mays god bless
Good Ol Lucy Snorebush! Lol
If this Bush is a-snoring...
This is an old school reference. Tremendous!
Good to see you’re following proto, carry on
Lol when he said "you got balls of kid, steel" my brain malfunctioned from all the reefer 😂😂😂😂 51:27
No one:
Uncle Joey: “I’ll never forget...”
I literally cleared my throat at least 26 times watching this thinking that I was the one wheezing
Bro, was doing the same thing. I thought my earbuds were going bad
LOL, glad I'm not the only one! 😅
He's changing flavors!!!
"when we were eating onion dip, nobody was getting blown up, think about that" Lmao omg thats an all time Uncle Joey line
Joey on Honeydew is my favorite anthology since The Avengers.
This is probably my favorite podcast pairing of all time. Ryan is a obviously funny, but he’s also a great interviewer as well; he keeps Joey on track but also is familiar enough to get the best of Joey. Not to mention the Sickle Cells infectious laugh!
Uncle Joey sounds like HE'S HAVING CHEST PAINS!
He's def not breathing well
This is truly a blessing in the skies
Yes. Joey is a diamond dozen.
A man a monks boys
Thank God we got this guy dudes got about 15 comments of quotes
One of a kin
Won in only
Lord of the Rings Star Wars and Joey Diaz life best sagas ever
Joey Diaz Part Four: The Cuban Strikes Back
@@VOODOOirl😂
Sickler is a genius for doing this chronological series with Joey. At this rate, this going to take years hopefully. I look forward to re-listening to all his stories here.
How Joey can remember all these stories in such vivid detail (and sometimes chronologically) continues to escape me. A true legendary human being.
Ikr. Its like every last moment of his life mattered enough to him to remember. Hes a truly remarkable person.
I feel like it’s a combination of sharp memory and just the whole insanity of it all.
Right! The fact that he can put a date to the memories and specific details is amazing he’s like a lowkey rainman
He's don't remembering he's saying what ever might make what he's saying is funn
Joey needs a Netflix cartoon like F is for Family to tell these stories, it would be fucking savage 🤣🤣
That would be perfect
Best series of any podcast PERIOD.
Love HoneyDew podcast for the simple fact that Ryan allows his guests to speak without interrupting, that alone makes this podcast better than most.
"90 days, mama, I can do that on my head"
"well heres anotha 90 days so u can get up on ur feet"
😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Damn Superfly 😔
The background laughter is all of us watching this
When my best friend died at the age of 24,I was a wreck.This podcast was so cathartic and helped me so much.Joey and Ryan made me laugh so hard,im thankful for them and this podcast.
The best part about these is the sound crew laughing in the back
Joey, get a chest X-ray, I can hear the wheezing.
Yeah, very brutal.
You're about 20 years late buddy.
He sounds a lot better than he used too
On the latest Church he said he has the beginnings of emphysema.
I just commented the same thing. Sounds terrible
When I see Joey Pt 4 I turn into a telescope
I left the JRE podcast as soon as I saw this. Ain't nobody better the the Silver Tongued Soother Sayer Sickle Cell Sickler.
woooooo!
GreenZonto why
What's up my poly people? Isn't it just the most amazing feeling when honey dew post a new Uncle Joey podcast?
Just over here basking in that new podcast vibe
Nhde....new honey dew energy
@@Checkd_playmate Knowing that someone loves your Uncle Joey as much as you do.
That njdspe ( new Joey diaz series podcast episode) is a great feeling.
And waking up and they're still asleep and seeing their phone going off. Knowing that's their new honeydew sending the notification.
There's nothing more I love hearing than people in the background laughing at Joey. Joey x Sickler is one of the greatest combos ever for a podcast.
Best segment in podcast history, The Saga of Joey Diaz.
“Supposedly it was my senior year of high school” ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Coco Diaz.
Idk if Joey is telling the truth, but even if he's making it up, he's still the best story teller of all time. I would love to watch his life as a TV show.
I know people that knew Tio back in the day... He ain't even telling you folks 1/4 of the shit he did
I assume you're Latino you must have stories like this in the neighborhood you grew up in ( Without the drugs).
@@cflo1386 I have crazier stories and with the drugs
His stories are totally different every time he tells them. So no, i dont think all his stories are real. If they were, they would be the same every time he tells them.
@@cflo1386 ikr. Joey’s life is like the slight different from average life of a latino in a big city. I live in DC. I grew up with all sorts of rapscallions. I have a whole lot of stories too but joey diaz is just the best storyteller in history
24:32 Sickler losing it is the best part of these
F$#@ yeah! Been wait'n for part four for a min! Anyone else rewatch/listen to one, two, or three while waiting?
Havent laughed this hard at a podcast in a while. Ryan Sicklers laugh is tickling my eardrums
40:15 Sept 20 was a Monday but the Steelers actually played the Cowboys on Monday Sept 13 1982
40 years later and joey was only off by a week and some people try to say he's just pulling all these stories out his ass
Hell yuh fr tho , i feel like anybidy dat says and belives dat shit dey dont kno shit abt shit cuz yu can just tell he aint bullshittin jus by da way he tells his stories nd details yu cant make dat shit up
This Diaz life story series of podcasts is geniunely the most hilarious thing ive ever heard
i love how decent and kind Joey is
Not when he was young that’s for sure 😂
Joey's recall is amazing. That Monday Night Football game was Steelers at Cowboys on Sept. 13, 1982. Pittsburgh won 36-28.
Oh my god the story about an hour in where the old man says to them "You must be in the handicapped section" had me spit out my drink😂😂 these stories are fucking amazing
Keep these coming! I wanna see a part 12! I love you and uncle Joey together!
It always amazes me how great and detailed coco’s memory is. I’ve watched this series of coco and sickle cell so many times. I wish someone would turn this into a documentary for Joey that goes over his entire life using this info from Ryan’s podcast
Currently in quarantine.
I needed this! The world needs more Joey! Stay safe y'all ♥️
Stay strong
@@phillipoliverholtz9226
I'm in healthcare Phillip. I definitely know the strain.
Are you?
Thanks,
If I choose to wish him strength..
That's just what I'm going to do.
Mind your business.
Stay strong during your quarantine
Joey Diaz is somethin else...what a treasure
51:30 “You got ball of kids, steel”
Joey's opening joke [@2:20] just lets you know how he rolls. Love it so much
❤ 0:29
Yet another podcast of uncle Joey admitting to dozens of crimes 😂 tremendous
The saga of Uncle Joey continues. I can never get enough Joey Diaz in my life, perfect timing and a fantastic episode as always.
Just found out that I might have to go on a 14 day precautionary quarantine. This podcast is a godsend at the moment.
Stick together out there and stay black, ya momos.
You from jersey?
@@austinarnold155 Ohio
@@jblz86 Ohio here too man, solidarity
Devbo Slice he has emphysema:(
Did you live?
Joey’s so afraid to cough; that you can hear the phlegm slowly build up throughout the episode.
“You got balls of kid, steel”
MORE
MORE
MORE
MORE OF THESE DUDE WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG.
Sickler needs more props. He's a very entertaining and super funny dude.
I love that Everytime you hear coco's stories on different podcasts or stand-ups...little by little you get details you've never heard before and somehow the stories get even crazier and fucking even more hilarious 😂
The story of finding his friend in the shower with his socks on ,high on qualudes and then them going to the concert and getting mistaken for momos has to be one of the funniest things I've ever fucking heard .
I love Ryan sicklers laugh so much!!!! It’s so happy and pure he sounds like a kid who just got told the funniest joke in the world
There will never be another Joey Diaz! He is really is the last of a dying breed.
"You got balls of kids, steel." - Joey Diaz lmao
I loved this guy in The Never Ending Story as The Rock Biter.
Someone needs to make a movie of Joey in 1982, that would be Dazed and Confused on Crack!
I’ve always loved these stories from JD, these videos with him digging deeper are just amazing
When I first started listening to Uncle Joey about 3 years ago, I swear he *had* to be part of the Boston Mob. Love his stories. Could listen to him all day.
The honeydew yall! With Uncle Joey too! Tremendous!
I've been waiting for this podcast since the last time joey showed up. Ryan sickler and joey diaz need their own podcast, ryan asks the right questions and joey tells the best dam stories
Yes yes yes yes such a good combination of Sickle and Diaz, we needed this guys, cant wait for part 5
What are we driving by sound tonight? Haha shits funny af.
God dam I thought someone was snoring in the background lol Joey wheezing heavy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
"he's got a congressional medal of Honor" made me laugh so fucking hard. I love how sickler laughs at the best details in the story and reiterates hiw ridiculous it is. Perfect.
Am I the only one that can't remember enough of my life to document every six months of it?
Got to love joey. He is a greatest storytelling comedians in the usa.
He is a best comedians of the all time.
joey smokes so much he snores when he's awake. God damn that wheezing is hilarious. give that chest a good cough
Yeah your stupid bub . Not funny
51:31 “You got balls of kids, steel.” 😂 haha
Ryan does so well what every good interviewer does: he shuts up and listens. This is awesome stuff. As many hours as I've listened to Joey stories I don't think I've heard more than 2or3 twice.
Tremendous!
Exactly what we need
Whenever I need a podcast to lift me up I listen to this one! Diaz is awesome is so is Ryan. Merry Chirstmas you two, appreciate you guys!
ive watched this series like 15 times already and still going....I got a problem, I needs a DOCTAH!
Joey is such a fucking treasure. Love this man and I love hearing his stories all compiled together like this. Thank you for doing this guys 🙌
I love this dude!! He got me in tears 😂
best parts of the podcast is people in the background laughing their asses off !
Haven't even started watching but I know this is going to be good. Joey is at his best with Sickler
I wanna hear Uncle Joey sing Staying Alive
Y
Deamn Joey went so deep with his story, for a second I was like where's Lee at? Oh yeah this is the Honeydew. 🔥
I have loved this series and kinda mad i'll never be able to hear it again for the 1st time
The art of storytelling: Joey Diaz
Yessss finally.... and somebody make this into a movie
Sickler was looking fly as hell in that intro
Thank you Sickler! Love the podcast
Joey was on fire this podcast. Hilarious all the way through.
Joey breathes like a vacuum lmao