13 Solid Minutes of Joey Diaz Telling Crazy Stories About Doctors and Hospitals

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  • čas přidán 11. 07. 2020
  • Taken from Fight Companion July 11, 2020: • Video

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  • @bellshoe2894
    @bellshoe2894 Před 3 lety +9701

    "I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin

    • @lukefleming6238
      @lukefleming6238 Před 3 lety +189

      Or “ you know me dog”

    • @goodlove9421
      @goodlove9421 Před 3 lety +3

      Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song?
      😂 czcams.com/video/lsI21E6h5gc/video.html

    • @AZVLV
      @AZVLV Před 3 lety +51

      Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 Před 3 lety +4

      @@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 Před 3 lety +3

      @@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.

  • @phoneexpert69
    @phoneexpert69 Před 3 lety +3941

    This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast

    • @santaclaus3077
      @santaclaus3077 Před 3 lety +158

      That's cause hes making shit up

    • @phoneexpert69
      @phoneexpert69 Před 3 lety +44

      Santa Claus thanks Santa

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono Před 3 lety +164

      Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.

    • @jettgoforth6453
      @jettgoforth6453 Před 3 lety +3

      It’s funny bc they don’t lol

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO Před 3 lety

      So true lol

  • @JaySinghIsImmature
    @JaySinghIsImmature Před 2 lety +899

    "My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" ....
    This man is a legendary story teller

  • @thinkplanetearth2946
    @thinkplanetearth2946 Před rokem +698

    There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.

    • @tomasm007
      @tomasm007 Před rokem +1

      Same here lol

    • @anthonyryan8528
      @anthonyryan8528 Před rokem +8

      He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣

  • @dansawicki4982
    @dansawicki4982 Před 3 lety +5033

    Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.

    • @zentempo7902
      @zentempo7902 Před 3 lety +196

      Yeah except shorter 🤣

    • @thtboii5884
      @thtboii5884 Před 2 lety +107

      Lmao like on George Lopez

    • @dilciaenid57
      @dilciaenid57 Před 2 lety +12

      Yes!!!!

    • @johnsellas4455
      @johnsellas4455 Před 2 lety +87

      I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 Před 2 lety +4

      420th like

  • @flowerpt
    @flowerpt Před 3 lety +7889

    The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.

    • @Cobreezyy06
      @Cobreezyy06 Před 3 lety +173

      Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades

    • @saerudayo
      @saerudayo Před 3 lety +285

      We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too

    • @Zaghzackio
      @Zaghzackio Před 3 lety +95

      丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did

    • @MIKE-TYTHON
      @MIKE-TYTHON Před 3 lety +42

      Keith Richards
      That’s all

    • @darkpanda182
      @darkpanda182 Před 3 lety +19

      @@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards

  • @cmdrlucas6949
    @cmdrlucas6949 Před rokem +112

    You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.

    • @mards2479
      @mards2479 Před rokem +7

      I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......

    • @user-ro6vl7er1w
      @user-ro6vl7er1w Před měsícem

      They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅

  • @barringtonfisher87
    @barringtonfisher87 Před 2 lety +198

    I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life

  • @LuvsicVI
    @LuvsicVI Před 3 lety +10400

    This man's entire life is just a very long skit.

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 Před 3 lety +42

      Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 Před 3 lety +14

      Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 Před 3 lety +8

      Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 Před 3 lety +2

      Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj Před 3 lety +23

      When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.

  • @eddy142.
    @eddy142. Před 3 lety +10409

    My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry

  • @Killryno666
    @Killryno666 Před 10 měsíci +27

    Not only is Joey Diaz a master story teller, he’s a god damn rainman with times, dates, and details with photographic memory. Legend

  • @Shiekh420
    @Shiekh420 Před rokem +24

    THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @isaacpartridge4493
    @isaacpartridge4493 Před 3 lety +7665

    Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.

    • @MrAsystole
      @MrAsystole Před 3 lety +151

      Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates

    • @tonynagy2042
      @tonynagy2042 Před 3 lety +65

      Quentin....

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 Před 3 lety +431

      @@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.

    • @raemoesmero9136
      @raemoesmero9136 Před 3 lety +98

      He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough

    • @PlazboBrah
      @PlazboBrah Před 3 lety +11

      I thought that was Scorsese

  • @igorlukyan206
    @igorlukyan206 Před 3 lety +3133

    Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂

  • @DXChrisCross
    @DXChrisCross Před rokem +40

    Everytime Joey Diaz tells a story, you need to take 3 showers, say 17 Hail Marys, and speak to a lawyer to make sure you aren't implicated in several felonies.

  • @badmanbateman
    @badmanbateman Před rokem +89

    This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @izacsir2
    @izacsir2 Před 3 lety +3761

    i just imagine 8 year old joey negotiating with the nurse😂

    • @MrWarriorAsh
      @MrWarriorAsh Před 3 lety +261

      "You're bustin my balls here nurse common give me breakfast"

    • @chevy4759
      @chevy4759 Před 2 lety +72

      With the same deep voice too 😂😂

    • @zey1136
      @zey1136 Před 2 lety +44

      I think he was 16 at that time.

    • @believeinjesus6972
      @believeinjesus6972 Před 2 lety +4

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.”
      ‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭13:13‬ ‭NIV‬‬

    • @HunterRouth
      @HunterRouth Před 2 lety +1

      Tremendous!

  • @julians7268
    @julians7268 Před 3 lety +7463

    Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...

  • @snowmishima3311
    @snowmishima3311 Před 2 lety +42

    I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂

  • @biserker1delta61
    @biserker1delta61 Před 2 lety +13

    This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.

  • @oscardelahoya315
    @oscardelahoya315 Před 3 lety +734

    Joey Diaz is a national treasure, no way you can cancel him

    • @pulmo1
      @pulmo1 Před 3 lety +17

      John Doe this guy is the anecdote to the homeless SJWs.

    • @beesheer3761
      @beesheer3761 Před 3 lety +9

      All you can ever do as a person is grow and he did

    • @Nick-th1kx
      @Nick-th1kx Před 3 lety +44

      Joey Diaz is the instructional video on how to avoid cancel culture- say horrible things so often that they have so much material to work with they just give up

    • @j-dog7767
      @j-dog7767 Před 3 lety +7

      Nurk Flurks i believe that was trumps campaign strategy

    • @nc_classics9767
      @nc_classics9767 Před 3 lety +1

      Ricky Parmar Ive been with Verizon for 20 years

  • @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291
    @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 Před 3 lety +437

    Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious

  • @vladconcepcion3588
    @vladconcepcion3588 Před rokem +57

    Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.

  • @peterenningjnr8069
    @peterenningjnr8069 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Watching this at work and I'm dying.

  • @jessossenkopp
    @jessossenkopp Před 2 lety +4437

    Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.

    • @captainspaulding5963
      @captainspaulding5963 Před 2 lety +50

      It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 Před 2 lety +17

      I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤

    • @xeniousthe2nd432
      @xeniousthe2nd432 Před 2 lety +1

      Must be one of those american facts

    • @XHERCUTTHROAT
      @XHERCUTTHROAT Před 2 lety +3

      Ong😭😂

    • @ic5169
      @ic5169 Před rokem +3

      Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭

  • @sticky4444
    @sticky4444 Před 3 lety +3454

    The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Před rokem +141

    Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂

  • @PaziGazim
    @PaziGazim Před 9 měsíci +8

    Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.

  • @dropYourVideo
    @dropYourVideo Před 3 lety +1816

    Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz. Im glad you don't.

    • @BrickOvenBakery
      @BrickOvenBakery Před 3 lety +17

      Sept.28th- 😂1979

    • @MaximumShellz
      @MaximumShellz Před 3 lety +2

      I hate his voice that fat in his neck sounds gross it makes me sick to hear him

    • @jtaw123
      @jtaw123 Před 3 lety +33

      @@MaximumShellz yet you clicked on a video of joey diaz telling stories

    • @damianmigginis1157
      @damianmigginis1157 Před 3 lety +2

      James Wilson he’s probably thinking about him 😏 if you catch my saying

    • @Mr_jnk
      @Mr_jnk Před 3 lety +2

      @@MaximumShellz nah this is bait

  • @Nikhil-jz5nm
    @Nikhil-jz5nm Před 3 lety +1405

    Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller

  • @hvfti
    @hvfti Před 11 měsíci +5

    One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾

  • @chip7796
    @chip7796 Před 2 lety +17

    The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂

  • @Derek.Joseph
    @Derek.Joseph Před 3 lety +922

    Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.

    • @mjjumps
      @mjjumps Před 3 lety +14

      I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him

    • @Heavywall70
      @Heavywall70 Před 3 lety +2

      Josh Ringer
      That’s exactly what I was thinking
      I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST
      At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.

    • @Jonseyfun
      @Jonseyfun Před 3 lety +1

      Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.

    • @samantharobinson3897
      @samantharobinson3897 Před 3 lety

      Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.

    • @jadenpope7413
      @jadenpope7413 Před 3 lety

      @wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time

  • @bobriley000444
    @bobriley000444 Před 3 lety +5384

    "1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"

    • @lionheart5601
      @lionheart5601 Před 3 lety +145

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rurathn5534
      @rurathn5534 Před 3 lety +125

      If you quote something you have to do so correctly

    • @perryconrad7968
      @perryconrad7968 Před 3 lety +16

      Ha ha hilarious tremendous

    • @jimmyayiotis7376
      @jimmyayiotis7376 Před 3 lety +8

      That's just gold

    • @farzana6676
      @farzana6676 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.

  • @LaughsWithDiaz
    @LaughsWithDiaz Před 8 měsíci

    i cant stop watching these. this guy makes my day better. rise & shine sukas

  • @bailey2913
    @bailey2913 Před 2 lety +16

    Joeys a legend, always a great guest with a good story to tell

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 Před 3 lety +653

    “They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂

    • @prodigy1445
      @prodigy1445 Před 3 lety +6

      If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"

    • @mikehink4062
      @mikehink4062 Před 3 lety +2

      Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.

    • @bobd1623
      @bobd1623 Před 3 lety +2

      I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂

  • @clintlegg3829
    @clintlegg3829 Před 3 lety +3028

    Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”

    • @julians7268
      @julians7268 Před 3 lety +19

      Lol, good luck!

    • @davidfacca8899
      @davidfacca8899 Před 3 lety +12

      True or not, I love listening to him😂!!

    • @longbong32
      @longbong32 Před 3 lety +5

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
      😂 czcams.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/video.html

    • @Eriecartel
      @Eriecartel Před 3 lety +14

      she had a fucking cart

    • @hagenre8909
      @hagenre8909 Před 3 lety +17

      Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts

  • @juliannakaberovsky4545
    @juliannakaberovsky4545 Před rokem +4

    Joey is the kind of man who can makes you smile even when your parents are die!

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 Před rokem +26

    I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂

  • @-th1rty3-
    @-th1rty3- Před 3 lety +543

    Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.

    • @ItsReape
      @ItsReape Před 3 lety +2

      yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 Před 2 lety +14

      “Dad tell me a story”
      “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”

    • @Kas1645
      @Kas1645 Před rokem

      @@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…

  • @johnlamont3885
    @johnlamont3885 Před 3 lety +510

    “comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that

  • @Gio-512
    @Gio-512 Před rokem +41

    Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽

  • @Irish_Georgia_Girl
    @Irish_Georgia_Girl Před 2 měsíci

    This is my first time seeing Joey Diaz. I love him! I could listen to his stories all day!

  • @joebas9352
    @joebas9352 Před 3 lety +294

    5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You

  • @epicjohnny4831
    @epicjohnny4831 Před 3 lety +1177

    Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.

    • @dillonposton3763
      @dillonposton3763 Před 3 lety +17

      Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips

    • @OOzd95
      @OOzd95 Před 3 lety +3

      Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 Před 3 lety +9

      Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭

    • @epicjohnny4831
      @epicjohnny4831 Před 3 lety +5

      @@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.

    • @swazigail1314
      @swazigail1314 Před 3 lety +2

      Broooo that's a great fucking idea

  • @canadaeast8358
    @canadaeast8358 Před 2 lety +17

    Hearing joe laughing so hard was just as funny as the story lol it made me burst out every time he did

  • @stelladufr6736
    @stelladufr6736 Před rokem

    Diaz is the best story teller. I could listen to him all day.

  • @EleventyOnee
    @EleventyOnee Před 3 lety +2074

    This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 Před 3 lety +6

      Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd

    • @TCsHouse
      @TCsHouse Před 3 lety +44

      @@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 Před 3 lety +6

      @@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him

    • @ike2938
      @ike2938 Před 2 lety +33

      @@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ike2938 lol

  • @robtalbot8060
    @robtalbot8060 Před 3 lety +573

    When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.

  • @baltimorejoe5284
    @baltimorejoe5284 Před 2 lety +1

    I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy Před 2 lety +11

    "This is the double-whammy of the day. You ready? I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE MILK." - Joey Diaz 2020

  • @eminlukac1778
    @eminlukac1778 Před 3 lety +864

    "they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz

    • @bigmon19
      @bigmon19 Před 3 lety +39

      I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.

    • @religionisatragedy8537
      @religionisatragedy8537 Před 3 lety +6

      I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂

    • @Pasztet85
      @Pasztet85 Před 3 lety +2

      I died laughing on that one 🤣

  • @AsvpMarleyy718
    @AsvpMarleyy718 Před 3 lety +143

    “She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂

  • @johnunkerman
    @johnunkerman Před rokem +6

    I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.

  • @deonwalker6270
    @deonwalker6270 Před rokem +1

    I love this guy so much, he makes me feel like my crazy life is normal

  • @laurenhall8392
    @laurenhall8392 Před 3 lety +260

    Joey Diaz: The One Man Show
    Love this guy

  • @bigbrainalertpodcast9902
    @bigbrainalertpodcast9902 Před 3 lety +179

    I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours

  • @davidrobertson8918
    @davidrobertson8918 Před rokem +4

    Joey and Joe together always makes me laugh so hard I got laugh tears running down my face 😂

  • @dyinhope6840
    @dyinhope6840 Před 2 lety +2

    Omg this is awesome. The jackals of CZcams. So great can't stop listening ing

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 Před 3 lety +414

    Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit

    • @gregparis758
      @gregparis758 Před 3 lety +6

      “He would do a bump”

    • @matthewbittenbender9191
      @matthewbittenbender9191 Před 3 lety +2

      One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.

    • @Cobreezyy06
      @Cobreezyy06 Před 3 lety

      Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys

    • @winebox
      @winebox Před 3 lety +2

      Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.

    • @JQUE94
      @JQUE94 Před 3 lety +1

      @@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were

  • @nickmaxx57
    @nickmaxx57 Před 3 lety +535

    The combination of Diaz stories and Rogans laugh makes it that much better😂

  • @KapteinFruit
    @KapteinFruit Před 6 měsíci +2

    Joey always bring a smile to my face. :) I never get old of listening to his insane stories. I like to believe they are all true. Joey ended up as a legend in the game despite his difficult upbringing. It's funny how we call him Uncle Joey, he literally feels like one. People can get mad all they want, but shit happens in life and you have to learn to laugh at it otherwise you go insane.

  • @noka1979
    @noka1979 Před 2 lety

    Always entertainment from Joey, i could listen to him all day

  • @novatryshots
    @novatryshots Před 3 lety +300

    "I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz

  • @icy4567
    @icy4567 Před 3 lety +132

    “They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat

    • @bigmon19
      @bigmon19 Před 3 lety +2

      Tremendous😂😂😂

  • @chikoface
    @chikoface Před rokem

    Love Joey he got so many story’s and growing up around Cubans ! Ain’t nothing better

  • @davidbryan7795
    @davidbryan7795 Před rokem +7

    The best story teller ever

  • @frankrodriguez6424
    @frankrodriguez6424 Před 3 lety +568

    He is telling true Cuban family stories. I grew up in all that in Miami. Our parents were a trip, the doctor making house calls and the shots... All true

    • @bboyStuntZ
      @bboyStuntZ Před 3 lety +18

      That friggin abuse. He's telling the story like it's funny but I kinda had a hard time laughing

    • @jimmyli4771
      @jimmyli4771 Před 3 lety +36

      @@bboyStuntZ lmao no its not.

    • @45asunder1
      @45asunder1 Před 3 lety +15

      It happens in Mexican families too😁
      My mom's best friend gave me the damn shots when I was 5 years old.

    • @derek9153
      @derek9153 Před 3 lety +7

      I’m obviously white...I’ve chased down my child to give an injection.

    • @deeel4750
      @deeel4750 Před 3 lety +40

      Its hilarious that people think he is BS. When you grow up in the tri-state area everyone over the age of 40 has these stories. NYC was a wild place back in the day

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 Před 3 lety +447

    Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.

  • @overtothisside504
    @overtothisside504 Před rokem +1

    Joey Diaz is the best story teller ever he needs and his life is so interesting it's unjust that there isn't a movie based on this man's life

  • @dixonqwerty
    @dixonqwerty Před měsícem

    I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.

  • @NickgAnagnost
    @NickgAnagnost Před 3 lety +1708

    Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?

    • @ironohyes3644
      @ironohyes3644 Před 3 lety +81

      yeah wtf 😂

    • @marcyatkinson9995
      @marcyatkinson9995 Před 3 lety +154

      And yet for him, that seems completely normal.

    • @whizzmik1705
      @whizzmik1705 Před 3 lety +49

      Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey

    • @AbdallahMassoud1
      @AbdallahMassoud1 Před 3 lety +41

      I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...

    • @williamthomas5215
      @williamthomas5215 Před 3 lety +9

      Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol

  • @BrickOvenBakery
    @BrickOvenBakery Před 3 lety +57

    I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.

  • @AndrewRyan-rd1wl
    @AndrewRyan-rd1wl Před rokem +4

    Only Joey would have this story !! A real american treasure!!

  • @ithinkaboutthings9052
    @ithinkaboutthings9052 Před rokem +23

    I am amazed that Joey, considering the life he’s lived, can just rattle off addresses and dates. What a storyteller.

  • @p1d1
    @p1d1 Před 2 lety +207

    "When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi Před 2 lety +8

      It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol

    • @jacktheripper5661
      @jacktheripper5661 Před rokem +15

      Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 Před rokem +5

      I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 Před 10 měsíci

      It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.

  • @straytenwhitenormell7759
    @straytenwhitenormell7759 Před 3 lety +267

    As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories.
    My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was.
    LOL

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi Před 2 lety +23

      Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science"
      Didn't change a bit

    • @brianmorris364
      @brianmorris364 Před rokem +9

      And now we have MRSA

    • @LJ-mp7ir
      @LJ-mp7ir Před rokem +5

      @@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.

    • @dominicpizzo7864
      @dominicpizzo7864 Před rokem

      Facts

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G Před rokem

      What a disgrace.

  • @user-bh6un9cz5f
    @user-bh6un9cz5f Před 7 měsíci +1

    No matter how bad of a mood I am in Joey's stories always make me laugh....

  • @gi-joe_510CA
    @gi-joe_510CA Před 10 měsíci

    Thanks for this whole video

  • @user-qg4bi3pd9v
    @user-qg4bi3pd9v Před 3 lety +117

    5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂

  • @HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips
    @HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips Před 3 lety +140

    If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller

  • @SuperBaggerboy
    @SuperBaggerboy Před 2 lety

    uhhh this guy keeps me comming back,,,love his stories.

  • @Dakidnolo
    @Dakidnolo Před 3 lety +77

    Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.

  • @ignatiushorstmann2526
    @ignatiushorstmann2526 Před 3 lety +1109

    Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz

    • @Anothergoogleaccount1
      @Anothergoogleaccount1 Před 3 lety +43

      Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes

    • @brettbarreras48
      @brettbarreras48 Před 3 lety +47

      Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 Před 3 lety +1

      HER Story medicine is drugs...

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 Před 3 lety +10

      HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 Před 3 lety +3

      HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.

  • @williamhanrahan8086
    @williamhanrahan8086 Před rokem

    Great story teller I could listen to Joey d for hours

  • @jwalt8019
    @jwalt8019 Před 9 měsíci

    This man is one of the best storytellers that I’ve ever experienced.😂😂😂

  • @callmeviper7723
    @callmeviper7723 Před 3 lety +888

    Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics”
    LOL

    • @brettbarreras48
      @brettbarreras48 Před 3 lety +58

      Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying

    • @armedlorax7301
      @armedlorax7301 Před 3 lety +74

      pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary

    • @Giovannigio123
      @Giovannigio123 Před 3 lety

      Haha from spanish I guess

    • @seeqr9
      @seeqr9 Před 2 lety +15

      @@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 Před 2 lety +1

      @@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣

  • @srsucioguapodelsur8845
    @srsucioguapodelsur8845 Před 3 lety +146

    12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.

  • @johnsmith-mx4ci
    @johnsmith-mx4ci Před rokem +1

    Diaz is simply the funniest story telling fella ever 😂😂Legend

  • @deadprez1737
    @deadprez1737 Před 7 měsíci

    Joe Diaz is Genuinely one of the funniest people on earth

  • @Joshua-lc1rq
    @Joshua-lc1rq Před 3 lety +89

    Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂

    • @andrewholz1414
      @andrewholz1414 Před 3 lety +1

      LMAO it killed me too.
      The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.

    • @aldocuacuas5838
      @aldocuacuas5838 Před 3 lety +1

      FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao

  • @damos6207
    @damos6207 Před 3 lety +83

    I laughed when he said they were protecting me like Biggie getting shot 😂😂😉

  • @dassacood1820
    @dassacood1820 Před rokem

    The stories of my childhood bro! Thank you for making light of this shit👍👍👍

  • @HITXxXxS
    @HITXxXxS Před 6 měsíci

    Joey Diaz, thank you man
    You made me laugh man and it was much needed

  • @user-ug8dh4ud1y
    @user-ug8dh4ud1y Před 3 lety +117

    9:53 his impression of the old Italian guy nearly killed me

    • @RickLibre
      @RickLibre Před 3 lety +2

      are U kidding me? ive thought he was Italian my whole life...

    • @jamesgragan8129
      @jamesgragan8129 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RickLibre Cuban I believe

    • @bradycowles5520
      @bradycowles5520 Před 2 lety +4

      @@RickLibre He’s gotta have some in him with the Cuban. He has so many Italian characteristics and even looks more Italian than Cuban😂

    • @raizelcortez3219
      @raizelcortez3219 Před rokem

      @@bradycowles5520 I think people have said he was raised by Italians after both his parents died

  • @missmahinay5297
    @missmahinay5297 Před 3 lety +69

    “My mom would look under my eyelids and say, you’re weak somewhere” bahahahahaaa! Funniest line of the whole video!

  • @crabnormal
    @crabnormal Před rokem +1

    My grandmother was super Italian and it's comforting to hear Joey call his living room "the parlor".

  • @razorramzan-inc
    @razorramzan-inc Před rokem +3

    Whenever I'm thinking my thoughts flow in Diaz voice.

  • @VenomHernandez
    @VenomHernandez Před 3 lety +195

    Eddie Bravo was Needed in this episode

    • @BlockKidNoNewFriends
      @BlockKidNoNewFriends Před 3 lety +7

      FR

    • @christru22
      @christru22 Před 3 lety +19

      Eddie bravo is always needed, Dude is funny.

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 Před 3 lety +4

      Eddy ain't takin no goverment test where they chip you.

    • @RAZERDsXe
      @RAZERDsXe Před 3 lety

      Ya wtf where tf is edgie brah

    • @MrEdward4321
      @MrEdward4321 Před 3 lety

      lamo lambda if anything if Eddie gets brought into questioning about conspiracies and alien theories and shit. His first reaction is going to be that cypress hill shit he does. I can’t find the clip where he does it but I’ll see if I can and add it on here. So you know what I’m talking about. Lol.