Funny you say that I think that all the time as well. I've never really heard a repeat story from him unless it's like an opposite podcast or something but he just rattles them right off where I have to think about what I had for lunch yesterday
L KB I mean yeah he’s talked about boulder being chill before. But I feel like I’ve never heard him start on his own with a story he’s told. Someone has to ask him about it and he’ll kinda reiterate. No?
I felt the complete opposite. When I first put Socially Unacceptable on in the car, I could not help but go from track to track thinking-while it is still great material-that I had heard it all before.
Diaz is only 4 years older than Rogan and yet they look like they're talking to each other about a different generation whenever they talk about their past
Sounds like joey never had a single repetitive day in his life. Probably the only person with no daily routine. Just wake up and it's a regular show episode.
@KingNeckbeard nobody cares if its fake, he tells them so beautifully and its insanely entertaining to watch and listen too. We're not falling for it, you're dumb enough to believe we think everything he says is 100%.. Why be a party pooper, enjoy the show. It's entertainment.
I see both points. A finger in a glove is still a finger, so it doesn't matter. But, on the other hand (no pun intended) if i ever found myself in a postion where I must have a finger in my butt, I'd perfer the glove. At least that way it seems medical and not sexual.
Lmao. Depends. That's some. NOT ME, I'm Cuban 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺 & VERY proud of it wouldn't wanna be anything else. And Joeh is NOT pretending he's REALLY half Cuban half Italian.
Man us ex drug addicts have the most amazing, mind blowing stories. I was a heroin addict for 12 years, clean for over 4 years now. But I have stories I hope my daughter never finds out, I have stories people won't believe, I have stories to make people laugh their ass off! Stealing, police stories, drug use, fighting, the list goes on! Yeah it was really fun at first but waking up sick everyday needing to make money no matter what... Well that will lead to some dark times cause I wouldn't wish being dope sick on my worst enemy! It's the worst feeling you could ever imagine, but once you scored and shot up... Easily the best feeling ever! Don't do drugs lol.
There's nothing rehabilitating about jail in this country. Make it nice or harsh doesn't matter you're released with the same problems and ways of dealing with problems that you came in with.
@George Walker ...its the best aversion tactic we have at our disposal. Jail time let's a convict realise that there is consequences for their actions. Being soft on crime leads to anarchy
Joe asks a really great interview question to open Joey up here. Also gives him the space to answer as thoroughly as he wants to. Just wanted to acknowledge that, solid stuff
I can tell you from my experience being on 23 hour lockdown, only 1,800 calories a day, no nicotine, no recreation but a tiny gym an hour a day and abusing guards that jail made me a worse person.
Work as an emt in boulder and I can attest to what Diaz said, homeless still commit the crimes to get out of the cold and we deal with homeless bussed in from California all the time. One of my favorites was a patient who told me they got a bus pass and a flyer about all the excellent homeless resources they had here. He was currently unimpressed lol
I dont Know how Joey keep up with all this memories and different stories about everyday in his life,, I would like to spent some time with that man,, He knows about almost everything
@@justinmcmanus2772 yes, it contains chemicals similar to opioids because the mother cow wants her baby to keep coming back for more and more to keep them strong. Humans can become addicted to it and even experience a small type of withdrawal when they stop drinking cows milk. Just shows you how unnatural it is for us to drink it.
@@fawnieee Milk is not unnatural for humans to drink.... A baby drinks from a mothers tit. AKA milk.... Cow/goat etc. Milk is milk and milk is calcium. Body craves calcium if you are calcium deficient.
I was in a juvenile detention center i really love how Joey says "even if its Pablo Escabars jail, its still jail" cuz I always get shit for it being juvie but it aint about how I was treated or what I got, the punishment was being locked away from society and not having your freedoms, being locked behind a steel door for hours and not being able to leave or see people. It doesn't matter, that aspect will always fuck with you.
If I had a direct line to uncle Joey I would tell him keep it up you look great. Keep living a healthy life and doing the WW. You are loved by so many. Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom!
That story about the Boulder jail is true! I met a girl from Boulder, Colorado in New Orleans, and she told me that she had no money, so she was going back to Boulder to commit a minor crime, This way, she would be sent to jail in Boulder, where she could spend the Winter. I thought she was crazy, but Joey confirms that it was the best jail in the U.S.A.
@@chaabraaah5823 That’s why I called in jail, not prison. Not proud of it and would be even less proud of prison. Almost no one in real life knows. Btw it was LA county which was even messier than prison at the time. People couldn’t wait to get their transfers.
Joey is fkn crazy...and i like it. Reminds me lot of myself in the sense that he don't give a f*** and doesn't take any shit, rolls with the punches and does his own thing. Respect to the man
Boulder County jail was still a piece of cake in 05-07 when I was there before prison, it was getting fucked up when I left. But by far the best jail I have ever been in
I don’t know why, but I love the way when Joey describes some average Joe “no pun intended” he mentions Joe Rogan. Like “I pulled off the freeway, and Joe Rogan comes by and cuts me off”
maybe im not paying enough attention, but i dont think ive ever heard joey tell the same story twice. its insane.
Funny you say that I think that all the time as well. I've never really heard a repeat story from him unless it's like an opposite podcast or something but he just rattles them right off where I have to think about what I had for lunch yesterday
Lol I agreed with you until I started watching this video because I have heard the boulder county jail story before
L KB I mean yeah he’s talked about boulder being chill before. But I feel like I’ve never heard him start on his own with a story he’s told. Someone has to ask him about it and he’ll kinda reiterate. No?
I felt the complete opposite. When I first put Socially Unacceptable on in the car, I could not help but go from track to track thinking-while it is still great material-that I had heard it all before.
@@arthurfonzarelli9828 Joey Diaz makes me (a former tweaker) feel like a pussy. 😂
Diaz is only 4 years older than Rogan and yet they look like they're talking to each other about a different generation whenever they talk about their past
wtf i thought joey is like 70 or something
@@AssassinKing19 Same. I legit thought he was probably 65+ and lived a hard life.
dammm that's cocaine and alchohol for yas brothas
Different generations? No. Different worlds, though.
David Boycott they were both drug addicts
Sounds like joey never had a single repetitive day in his life. Probably the only person with no daily routine. Just wake up and it's a regular show episode.
😂😂😂😂
Every crackhead is an entrepreneur in training
MORDECAIIIIII
It's called drugs brother 😆😆😆😂😂😂
@KingNeckbeard nobody cares if its fake, he tells them so beautifully and its insanely entertaining to watch and listen too. We're not falling for it, you're dumb enough to believe we think everything he says is 100%..
Why be a party pooper, enjoy the show. It's entertainment.
Joey talks like he’s been through the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s 😂😂😂
@Guerro K 😂😂😂😂😂
Joeys been through it all boyz lol
@Guerro K exit out the 60s and the 00s + arent shit compared to the earlier 40s-60s no need to get angry at someone for a joke, you dope
@@frankwest4057 chill frank you weirdo
@@frankwest4057 shut up frank
Every time Joey takes a pause, it sounds like a tiny man is taking his last breath.
big/ uzi horizontal you ruined this for me lol
I thought nobody else noticed 😂😂😂
Im so fucking dead
Best comment
😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine sharing a small cell with Joey while he's changing flavors.
Jo Po czcams.com/video/PJ1-kCuVanw/video.html
Jo Po now we all know what you would be doing if you and him shared a cell
It would be tremendous
You don't change much flavor with prison food
cruel and unusual punishment
it's amazing how joey is 55 and joe is 51 but they look like 20 years apart!!
Cocaine vs TRT hahaha
id rather be a boring healthy guy than an interesting unhealthy guu
holy shit, I legit thought joey was like 60+
Joe just looks good
Rogan is 51 fuck off lol
“Paradise *heave* paradise *heave* PARADISE!”
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I lost it hahahavla
Lmao! 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment in my life
This freaking guy Joey Diaz be talking with gravel in his throat
chuman that’s what happens when you do cocaine off a boomers butt crack for 40 years
@@loreaver3882 it's the truth
Cocaine gravel
chuman he is def one of the best story tellers in existence. period.
LOL you are going to hell for that! LMAO
Joe: Did they where rubber gloves or lube up...
Joey: It doesn't matter
Joe: It does
😂😂😂😂
Wtf
Q
BAHAHAAHAHA
*does it matter?
I see both points. A finger in a glove is still a finger, so it doesn't matter. But, on the other hand (no pun intended) if i ever found myself in a postion where I must have a finger in my butt, I'd perfer the glove. At least that way it seems medical and not sexual.
The reason why uncle Joey looks so old is the reason you never hear the same story twice :
He’s lived like 3 lives worth of experiences
Drugz
He also did 25 years of coke, that shit changes you in all the wrong ways.
exactly. he is story telling most say.
*Joey is story teaching* 👏👏👏🙏
how cool is it to be alive for this world 🙏
One was a degenerate coke addict criminal and the other was a martial artist who worked out constantly dude.
I wanna see how far I can pull Joey's cheek skin
God damn that is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Duuuude AHAHAGA
suka la mink
On his face
😂😂😂
I love how uncle Joey can give you details in his stories. Like dates, times, the amount of coke he did lol it’s hilarious
has anyone else noticed all the Joey episodes are on CZcams but besides a few others. Did these not make the Spotify deal or maybe something else?
Never get tired of Joey. I just want to sit at a bar with him and listen to him talk.
Or in a cell Dosen,t matter
Shit you basically can, virtually. Post up on the couch with a beer and watch any podcast with him lol
Joey is younger than my dad who is 61, that is almost impossible to believe. My dad looks young af next to him
Was your dad doing coke for 30 years of his life? Prob not lmfao
Im assuming ur dads asian
its cuz he doesn't drink milk
@@BettaUzeYoNikez he’s Puerto Rican but he exercises and knows how to eat well hahaha. He also says that the secret is Goji seeds.
@@KristysEdits I'm assuming you want to be Asian
Legend has it Joey can open a door with every breathe
No an angel gets it's wings, dog.
""black people talking in the movie theater at night ? Dnt go there...black people talk allll night"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao. Depends. That's some. NOT ME, I'm Cuban 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺 & VERY proud of it wouldn't wanna be anything else. And Joeh is NOT pretending he's REALLY half Cuban half Italian.
Dude who gives a shit? It's NOT that serious. Who wants 2 be Italian THAT bad anyways? Most are racist fuckers anyways. Only few are good
Dorian Graye Lmao I’m Italian and You sound stupid. He talks like an old time New York street guy. A lot happen to be Italian but not all of them.
Dorian Graye he grew up with Italians you moron
🤣
Diaz heavy breathing is off the chain!!!!!!!!
LOL easy to use him as muscle but only to make threatening phone calls HAHA
i just saw Joey Diaz in Spider-Man 2 wtf
MadDunhill what scene
Colton Wilkie The train scene, “you want to get to him you gotta go through me”
@@1234mwmmwmtrainer Fuuuuck I know exactly where he pops up, that's fucking hilarious
@I want You to know all of your comments are pathetic as fuck
I literally stopped video and checked. Good eyes man lmao 😂🤣
You know it's a good story when Joey calls Joe "Joe Rogan"
My family is coming up today, but im spending my time with uncle joey.
@Ryan Williamson I'm jealous, atleast you have a family to spend time with.
@@barfymann362 triggered much
@Bee Mail I wasn't poking fun at him, mate.
@@barfymann362 what is a family
Diaz's voice is so soothing. I watch 2 of these videos max and I'm sleep 😴
Bro foreaaaaal
Sus
Someone commented once saying his laugh is like throwing a gallon of paint in a bucket. I'll never forget that comment.
@@Mcfc2Rich lnao someone was said if leather had a voice it would be joey diaz lmao
Man us ex drug addicts have the most amazing, mind blowing stories. I was a heroin addict for 12 years, clean for over 4 years now. But I have stories I hope my daughter never finds out, I have stories people won't believe, I have stories to make people laugh their ass off! Stealing, police stories, drug use, fighting, the list goes on! Yeah it was really fun at first but waking up sick everyday needing to make money no matter what... Well that will lead to some dark times cause I wouldn't wish being dope sick on my worst enemy! It's the worst feeling you could ever imagine, but once you scored and shot up... Easily the best feeling ever! Don't do drugs lol.
Respect blood! Keep on the sober train
Bruh his voice is kinda soothing lmao I could fall asleep to a Joey Diaz story
There's nothing rehabilitating about jail in this country. Make it nice or harsh doesn't matter you're released with the same problems and ways of dealing with problems that you came in with.
That's actually not what jail is for jail is where you go before you're found guilty... prison is the place that tries and fails to rehabilitate
@Logan Stroganoff
Clear record after 7-10 years
Its supposed to be punitive. Not Therapy.
@George Walker ...its the best aversion tactic we have at our disposal. Jail time let's a convict realise that there is consequences for their actions. Being soft on crime leads to anarchy
@Logan Stroganoff exactly so you always paying for your crime. Then you're violating parole/ probation if you can't secure a job.
Joey diaz sounds like hes talking into a fan
Facts yo 🤣🤣
Hahaha
Joeys literally one cheeseburger away from a heart attack
Lol
He'd kick your ass before he went though 😅💯👍
😂👍👏
Bryan Dean riiight
Dude’s had a hard/interesting life. He can eat what he wants haha
Joey: “it doesn’t matter.”
Joe: “it does.”
"It breaks you down as a man" true shit. A very good scare tactic
Diaz’s voice is so dope. Could listen to him tell stories all day
Joey Diaz is a walking man of experiences. Mad respect for that dude🙌🏼
Joey D rocking the 412! Thanks brother, we love you here in the Burgh!
Joey "gulag" Diaz
C O M M U N I S T L A N D
He’d clutch it low key
😂😂😂
Joe asks a really great interview question to open Joey up here. Also gives him the space to answer as thoroughly as he wants to. Just wanted to acknowledge that, solid stuff
I can tell you from my experience being on 23 hour lockdown, only 1,800 calories a day, no nicotine, no recreation but a tiny gym an hour a day and abusing guards that jail made me a worse person.
At least your free and not in there for life.
Joey's the best story teller ever listening to these two never gets old
We need a Joey Diaz life movie immediately
Work as an emt in boulder and I can attest to what Diaz said, homeless still commit the crimes to get out of the cold and we deal with homeless bussed in from California all the time. One of my favorites was a patient who told me they got a bus pass and a flyer about all the excellent homeless resources they had here. He was currently unimpressed lol
Nobody could make this kind of shit up that quickly. Joey Diaz is the man. Great stories!
I dont Know how Joey keep up with all this memories and different stories about everyday in his life,, I would like to spent some time with that man,, He knows about almost everything
Joeys stories and the way he tells them are second to none. He really captures your attention and takes you for a ride
MIlk is like drugs for bodybuilders ...
Rogan: Really?
yeah its a key ingredient to a protein shake💪
Milk is a drug lol your body craves that shit even if you dont like it
@@justinmcmanus2772 yes, it contains chemicals similar to opioids because the mother cow wants her baby to keep coming back for more and more to keep them strong. Humans can become addicted to it and even experience a small type of withdrawal when they stop drinking cows milk.
Just shows you how unnatural it is for us to drink it.
@@fawnieee Milk is not unnatural for humans to drink.... A baby drinks from a mothers tit. AKA milk.... Cow/goat etc. Milk is milk and milk is calcium. Body craves calcium if you are calcium deficient.
@@fawnieee what🤣 unnatural 😆
This dude managed to become a legend since the day he came to earth. What an incredible individual.
I was in a juvenile detention center i really love how Joey says "even if its Pablo Escabars jail, its still jail" cuz I always get shit for it being juvie but it aint about how I was treated or what I got, the punishment was being locked away from society and not having your freedoms, being locked behind a steel door for hours and not being able to leave or see people. It doesn't matter, that aspect will always fuck with you.
Joey opened for Joe at the Hard Rock in Vegas in 2013 and he killed it. Joe came up and did the same! They were absolutely the best part about Vegas.
A can of corn. A can of corn and everything will be fine.
Joey Diaz
“The Longest Yard”
I listen to uncle joey and Joe rogan on a daily basis and its TREMENDOUS for my mental health
If I had a direct line to uncle Joey I would tell him keep it up you look great. Keep living a healthy life and doing the WW. You are loved by so many. Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom!
Joey is the type of guy that u can listen to for hours and hours without getting bored
That story about the Boulder jail is true! I met a girl from Boulder, Colorado in New Orleans, and she told me that she had no money, so she was going back to Boulder to commit a minor crime, This way, she would be sent to jail in Boulder, where she could spend the Winter. I thought she was crazy, but Joey confirms that it was the best jail in the U.S.A.
I could listen to Joey Diaz stories all day
Whenever there's a Joey Diaz episode the comments are almost as good as the video itself ... It's kinda amazing
I was in jail for 6 months when I was 18. It definitely sucked but I got some of the funniest and wildest stories from it. Almost made it worth it 😂
If you got a good story you should upload it bro
That's called baby time, county jail is like adult daycare. Prison is a different story.
@@chaabraaah5823 That’s why I called in jail, not prison. Not proud of it and would be even less proud of prison. Almost no one in real life knows. Btw it was LA county which was even messier than prison at the time. People couldn’t wait to get their transfers.
I bet it sucked....
I never went to prison n everybody I know that went to prison said its better than my city jail
Joey sounds like my dad telling me a bed time story back in 96
Uncle Joey and his Boulder stories make my day 😊
Joey is fkn crazy...and i like it. Reminds me lot of myself in the sense that he don't give a f*** and doesn't take any shit, rolls with the punches and does his own thing. Respect to the man
End od the clip, Joey Diaz: "It's so funny how..."
What a cliffhanger.
Boulder county jail was TREMENDOUS lol
I fkn love joey and his natural, hilarious story telling ability
Video ends on "it's so funny how..." These clips never cease to blue ball me. I need to watch the full vods with Joey
Joey repping Pittsburgh with the 412 shirt 🤙🏻
“Oh boulder county jail was a paradise” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said that at the exact moment when I read your comment
@@jtffg7hgfr442 holy shit same here. i read both your comments and it played..
There was a jail in suburban Chicago ,(Palatine-Schaumburgh?) I was in a while back that had breakfast from Burger King.
jtffg7 hgfr4 holy shit same here XD
I was in Supermax so idk jails suck.
Just listening to these stories is enough to make me walk the straight and narrow -- scared straight!
Boy I love hearing Joey's story's .
I never want to go to jail myself but man can this guy tells stories.
Boulder County jail was still a piece of cake in 05-07 when I was there before prison, it was getting fucked up when I left. But by far the best jail I have ever been in
uncle joey is a living legend
How ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY AWESOME it is to see Joey MuthaFn Diaz sporting the 412 gear !!!! THANKS for showing the Burgh Love & support Mr. Diaz !!!!
Joey's memory is incredible
He’s the only guy I know that remembers Lincoln
i have cancer n your show keeps me entertained thanks sir joe
I don’t know why, but I love the way when Joey describes some average Joe “no pun intended” he mentions Joe Rogan. Like “I pulled off the freeway, and Joe Rogan comes by and cuts me off”
"voted #1 jail"
now that made me laugh out loud
I could listen to Joey Diaz say Paradise all day
Idc how many times I hear this shit I love hearing these stories
Joey repping the 412!
I know! no idea why though hes not from here
he has a Roberto Clemente poster behind him at his podcast, i think he is a huge fan of him
A Joey & Scottie Pippen interview would be interesting 😂
Can listen to this guy for ages
that BUSSED OUT is a hell of an article to read. thanks man.
I get pneumonia just by listenning to Joey. Damn, he sounds like a diesel engine…
Hahahahha, great comment !
Coke does shit to you
Put Joey in a red suit and have him say hey cool aid!!!! Commercial gold..
Being from Pittsburgh aka the 412 it makes me super happy seeing Joey west that shirt
"paradise... *inhales... Paradise... *inhales deeper... PARADISE!"
My girl hates Joey's voice😂☠ but his stories are incredible🤷🏽♂️
Dump her nobody can simply hate Uncle Joey's voice
Lord Skeletor Yeah wtf
Bro sameee😂😂 my girl was sayin the same shit last night.. she like “I don’t like how much he cusses and he sounds like hellboy”
A year later , bet y'all not together still
My mother said the same thing too when I watching Joey diaz videos in my living room with high volume
Joey "And I'll Never Forget" Diaz
Me and the boys out here vibin in Boulder County Jail
412 baby! Love the rep Joey D!
I honestly believe every word of every story Joey Diaz tells. He’s lived it.
4:45 Joeys voice gets so deep that it doesnt even sound like someones voice anymore
Joeys memory is absolutely amazing
"Jail is jail joe robin I want you to remember that" thanks Diaz I appreciate you man 👍
Joe makes Joey look like he’s 30 years older than him
Hearing Joey wheeze makes me wheeze
Joey Diaz is the best storyteller ever... Period
What were they testing for at the end of this video? What are the points for?
Wanted this to be a much longer edit-loving his story.
Joe: do they put like a rubber glove on and Lube their finger up? Joey: it doesn't matter: Joe: it does.
When he says paradise I imagine the trailer park boys in jail on Christmas
I love the way he says paradise
Love watching these
Im a simple man i see "joey diaz" and "stories" i click