Joey Diaz Sleeps With One Legged Woman - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 13. 04. 2019
- Everyone likes to give back to the community sometimes... but no one gives back like Uncle Joey. Joey CoCo Diaz comes on Your Mom's House Podcast and tells Tom Segura and Christina P about the time he slept with this one legged woman. What an amazing story teller.
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When your girl wants to hang with the bois 😂
Hahahhahahahaha
Indeed bad idea
Lmaooooooooo facts
Yo this always how it goes when they say they can hang with the guys then you get the angsty looks and know you about to hear about it later
@@TheShawn2996 Completely fax
Tom -"did you know that he cant cum?"
Joey -"where?"
Fuck this gets me everytime
joey has probably been banned from places a lot so that's what he expected xD
🤣🤣🤣
@@charlieward7606 Joey is banned from Seattle I think lol
aey! Joey, u mudder fuka! dat, was my ole lady! 'u's still gotter glass eyeball?
pay me my $20 dollars basturd
@@jumbostorm887 wait what why??? i'm tryna see him on tour here 😂
“And I got a pinky surrounding her asshole” is one of the greatest Joey D quotes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
Of course! Who the fuck you think you’re dealing with over here it’s Uncle Joey! 😂
“Like she was drinking a gallon of Mountain Dew” 😂😂
I haven't laughed that hard in forever. Christina being so uncomfortable made it better.
"lying there like she got shot in vegas" is one of the funniest things ever
tom laughing histerically at his wifes discomfort makes me love him so much
He’s watching her live that load.
She enjoying it
That wasn't discomfort bud. Haha
Don't pollute your love karma by watching these videos..think for your future before its too late ....
@@amresponsibilitytakernotli9613 are you a bot
That evil laugh from Joey after the uncle joke is glorious 😂
He took Christina back to a dark place
Tremendous you meant!
@@vladimirandreev5932 that’s what she said when her uncle was done
I was like "What uncle joke?" Then it came. (no pun intended).
It made me cringe at first until I remember,”I’m in the hell with this man”,and I started laughing too😂.It’s that dark humor you have when you’re in Valhalla
“It was time to put the helmet in her mouth”
WHEEZING!!!!
I’ve watched this clip nearly 20 times, and each time I die of laughter. The part where Joey says, “it’s like you’re 14 and your uncle’s molesting you”…Oh my god!
And his raspy horse laugh right after he said that I died laughing!
I remember a year or so back I was really struggling with myself and Joey Diaz clips were already starting to help me enjoy shit again, and then he dropped that joke (just on the fly like a Doctor) and I couldn't believe what he said and thought how is this clip not banned by CZcams. Then I listened to it again and laughed, and then I laughed harder, and even harder the next several times. This guy is a treasure.
Hahahahahahahhahah😂😂😂😂😂
The most important level of comedy is having 50% of your audience dying of laughter, and 50% absolutely mortified. This was so hilarious!!!!
The great Patrice o'neal 🎉
That man was a legend, rip🙌
I love how Joey just keeps ramping up the story while looking at Christine getting increasingly uncomfortable. That was a great story!
I think we all got MeToo'd. Great storyteller.
I'm pretty sure she was getting turned on.
@@jonathandorozowsky4005 xD Yeah sure she was, and no is german for yes.
That's why women generally aren't good comedians. Joey's story was fucking hilarious and she was all like midly disgusted.
I think he purposely told all the explicit details after seeing christines reaction in the beginning of the story. Fucking Funny guy .
Tom just glancing over at Christina whenever joey drops a description that gets gradually more vivid is too funny
"I switched up and two finger Louieing her"
Is the best line ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laying there...... Like she got shot in Vegas 🧐🧐🤣😂😂
Cabrini Greenbacks her asshole still open like a dragon’s mouth
Cabrini Greenbacks that shit is fucked up😂😂😂
Tremendous
Had me dying..😂
Deaddddd
“It was like she drank a gallon of Mountain Dew” this had me crying for half an hour 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Load of death 🤣
"It's like youre 14 and your uncles molesting you" has me dead asf
@@rdug2165 🤣🤣😂😂
Loady diaz
*gulp Ahh… 💀
7:55 the way Joey laughs at Christine when she tries to change the subject 😂😂😂
You know someone is funny when the production crew behind the cameras start laughing 💀 Love you Joey!
Joey is relentless 😂 he kept feeding off of that woman’s uncomfortableness, the more uncomfortable she got, the funnier he got 😂
Facts 😂
discomfort
@@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 99% of what Joey says is bullshit so if you look at it that way....
@@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096 I read the comment, saw "uncomfortableness" and went -WHAT THE- to myself lol.
Yes, 'uncomfortable' exists but wtf is 'uncomfortableness? LAMAOFAOOOOFEOOOOO
@@danieln9226 you typed a paragraph over something someone typed.
I love how you can hear the production team crying laughing too.
You should watch joey on Honey Dew podcast. I'll send you the link if you want the production crew laughs non stop
adam Joe Pesci yooo send that link pls
@@SVMTY0725 hey anytime, search CZcams for "Honey dew podcast" episode feat. Ryan Sickler and Joey Diaz" you'll prolly get many results- look for past 6 weeks you'll see Uncle Joey in a Blue T-shirt. Still...drinking that same 500ml water bottle as irritating as possible.
@@SVMTY0725 2. CZcams search for Redbar Joey Diaz. OK so this weird Iranian man and his very chubby, NEVER SEEN female sidekick who agrees with 150℅ of what shit he spews. I'm sorry for the clichés. I just hate Redbar and his negative energy, I'm out. Home boy
@@adamthobajr8597 just send the link wtf lol
Tom: "I know Christine"
Kills me everytime
"Two-finger Louie'ing" I was dying laughing
whats the meaning of louieing
Joey Diaz is the best storyteller of all time
Aidan Jordan espesially when it come to slinging dick
I had to keep pausing the video to take laugh breaks. This dude has me in tears and toms laughing makes this 10 timess funnier 😂😂😂
He can tell the 3 little pigs story
He will have everyone with their mouth open
the looks of shock I would subscribe 10 times
You mean the BIGGEST bullshit artist of all time!!
I literally watch this once a week.
Same
🤣🤣🤣
@@JoepJackson so nasty and full of disgust
@@adamthobajr8597 lol thats exactly why I couldn't stop laughing just completely revolting
@@JoepJackson can't argue with that!
This has to be the funniest conversation I’ve ever heard 💀Uncle Joey is a treasure
Hearing the crew in the background laugh hysterically makes this even more funnier
Christine acts edgy but can't handle Uncle Joey's stories lmao
hey she's been in therapy for 10 years!
She acts that way purposely. She can 1 million percent handle anything he says. It's just for comedic effect to act disgusted or uncomfortable.
@@miloandot exactly, she understands how comedy works.
What are you talking about, she played it the way she oughta play it. This is a podcast for entertainment, not to prove Christina is cool. You got no sense of showbusiness lol.
I can watch nearly anything without wincing but the way Joey describes sex is so gross
Joey just chilling telling story is funnier than 99% of comedians whole routines
The cringe "look how politically correct I am" walking on eggshells jokes comedians tell now is pathetic.
I literally came here to comment this same thing. I am uncontrollably laughing at this.
To be fair, chill talk I’d always funnier than actual routines, like I watched Theo vons special and it was extremely unfunny, but when Theo Is on a Pog just talking, he’d the funniest person on the plane t
@@AntagonistVRcouldn’t agree more…I was so disappointed with his “routine” but his improv work is on a whole different level
When I have a bad day I come and rewatch this, it never gets old. Funniest story ever
5 months late reply, but this and Changing Flavours on JRE
@punkbus1 indeed it is. I forgot I left this comment. I guess I've been feeling down lately, huh.
@@punkbus1and yes, that one is also hilarious!
This is the funniest 10 minutes of YMH. All credit to Joey, minor shout out to Christine with the "You got any dates coming up?". I revisit this clip now and again and it delivers every time.
“Open like a dragon’s mouth” is an insane analogy that never fails to crack me up. The way he came up with that on the spot is ridiculous lol
Please tell me you have a timestamp, been trying to find it
@@Thugnificent95 1:18
wed all igamine a dragons breath smells like shit, but at least hot and warm. the sphincter opens up like a lizzard mouth too.
Genius!!
Joey Diaz is an unapologetic, disgusting, obscene, blunt man.
I LOVE HIM.
He the 🐐
AND I LOVE HIM
Fuckin' love Uncle Joey. He's a SAVAGE.
Did you say BLUNT?
SUCKA LA MINK
Man. I watched this twenty times. and again now, and i still cried laughing. this is the best story ever told, Joey is absolutely amazing.
"Its like youre 14 and your uncle's molesting you" 😂😂😂😂 I always die laughing on that part. Comedic genius Uncle Joey!
Joey is the unfiltered uncle everyone wish they had. I wouldn’t miss a single family gathering just to hear this man tell his stories.
My father is that way. Oh lord it gets crazy.
Same here bro.
@@AllWillBeRevealed957 Lucky!
i laugh pretty uncontrollably and have the time of my life when someone gets me, and a guy like Joey would have me shamelessly on the floor in the middle of thanksgiving dinner kicking my feet laughing. i would move mountains to make it to any family occasion that guy showed up to.
Bro my uncle is just like that... once took out his D at garden party and held it over the barbecue asking, "Who wants some sausage?!" - and my aunt, savage as she is, goes "That's not gonna fill anyone!". I love my family.
Joey "It was one of those loads Christine that don't stop" Diaz
😂😂😂😂
Load of Det 😂😂😂
"This is the worst pinata colada I've ever had" 😂😂😂
It was like she drank a gallon of Mountain Dew
SneakOne_ Omg I loved how you spelled death that way lmfao.
I have not laughed this hard in my life. Damn, I am literally crying from laughing.
OMG I almost died from this. Joey is beyond hilarious to me lol
Christine looking for some Human Resources after this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
More because Joey said he’s not circumcised lmao
"Nobody touched her monkey in 10 years" the most New Jersey sentence I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣
Man Uncle Joey was a pimp any story he tells he snags a chick with big tits
Is the word monkey commonly used there?
heard it the first time from Joey himself
@@heroiccombatengineer6018 I think it’s mainly Joey cuz I haven’t heard anyone else use it but him or serial killer Albert fish
I wish I could erase this story from my memory just to hear it for the first time again.
whenever I’m bored at work and need a good laugh I ALWAYS come to this video!! Joey Diaz is a GOAT!
"I don't know if she got shot in vietnam.."
That had me howling.
He looks so proud of himself after the uncle line like he just discovered a new tier of offensive
You just black out like your 14 and your uncle is about to molest you 😂😂😂😂😂
bro what exactly did he say tho? cant understand him ^^
@@1990rable she said she blacked out during his story, he said sure when i put my tongue in your ass you black out too
Like when you're 14 and your uncle is molesting you.
@@1990rable I’m not gonna type it out and end up on a FBI watchlist lol
@@GoldenGod69 Smart move pal. 😂
The way Christina says "yeah" with such sympathy 😂 4:48
This if the best thing I have ever came across!! I can’t stop watching it. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
You can't cancel uncle Joey the people will not let it happen.
Thing is joeys a comedian. He’s simply telling jokes. People just don’t know how to take jokes no more
@@dilldozar296 man I dont give a shit about the general cancel culture or metoo. He can make a joke about any fucking thing. But I dont think him saying he only let women perform on stage for blowjobs was a joke. Thats fucking disgusting behaviour to the core. He never said it was a joke so why would anyone think it was?
Phtephen a good comedian is one that talks where you can’t tell if he’s joking or not!!!! That’s Joey
@@dilldozar296 so comedians have the same tell as sex offenders? Yea no I disagree with that.
When Jared talked about sexy children, people also thought he was joking..
bet....
Christine face is priceless!!! LMAO...
The uterus took over
Christina
she thought she was game until that moment
also love toms face cos he knows this is a set up
@@Joan08Nunez whooosh
One of the best stories in the whole internet ever. I watch it at least 2 o 3 times a year
This is the funniest vid on youtube. Funny as hell!
This is the funniest conversation I’ve ever seen in my life. I watch this once every month or so just to put myself in a better mood.
Right there with you bro 😂😂😂
This was great but nothing tops Joey’s shit story on Rogan.
Same lmao
Listen to the Puerto Rican Nelson or Vinny Warhead one
Ditto. With many Joey stories I do the same
"You know Potter, did you know he can't come?"
"Where?"
Fucking hilarious.
Yeah not why or how but where?! 😂😂😂😂😂
Its fucking instant laughs and then insane laughs for another 10 minutes. This is the best story ever told
Like joey and Seattle and Colorado
Tremendous
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro what the hell did I just listen to
He wilding
Also I love that there’s people in the background just dying of laughter while he is telling the last story
The greatest story ever told on any podcast. Ever.
The “got shot in Vietnam” line is underrated 😂😂😂
“That was the worst Pina Colada I ever had!”... The best CoCo comment I ever heard! 😂
I just watched this video 3 times in a row, and I laughed every time
Hands down one of the funniest things ever, its the “AAAAHHHH” that always gets me 😂😂
Joey is an American treasure! I have never laughed so hard at someone's discomfort, this was incredible!!!
International*
Tremendous!
D C American citizen moron
Random Guy no he isn’t international
@D C he's a castro refugee lol
Christina inadvertently made this possible. Joey saw how uncomfortable she was, and was just ramping it up more and more. He wanted her to walk out of her own podcast lmao.
The laughs in the background when he drops the final bomb were fucking tremendous.
Best Joey clip I've ever seen.
Talk about looking too much into it. It’s a good story. That’s why he told it.
@@thecake03 literally read this when he said it
He was def ramping that up im sure he started gassing it at some point😭💀
"Laying there like she got shot in Vegas"
Christine*
One of my most watched Joey coco Diaz vids of all time
I have this episode saved on my podcast when I need a laughter boost 😂
One of Joey's best clips lol. He's so damn good at delivering crazy stories.
I had to rewatch the blacking out line 5 times and I kept laughing harder each time until I was cry and got hiccups. The contrast between Tom and Christina's reactions is priceless
Same 😂😂😂😂😂💕
Same hahaha no one but Joey can say some shit like that
The people in the background are cracking up too lol
her face was like she just relived a horrible experience lmao
SEXCOPTER RUL
That’s how she winded up w kids lmao
She's getin' those Vietnam flashbacks.
She's loving every minute of it.... !!!! As she pretends to be respectable !!! 🤗
@@jacappy111 if she didn't like it, he wouldn't have been on their show as much as he has.
She looks like she needs a drink.
Every now and then I get back to this clip 😂
I’m in tears, my head hurts, and I can’t breathe! Where has Joey Diaz been my whole life?
“I started two-finger Louieing her” 💀
what the fuck is that lol?
I’ve been using that line ever since I heard this ep
Rap game Joey Diaz
@@kingraj333 gotta ask Louie about that.
I think its two wet fingers in the vagine
This gets funnier the more I watch it. I love how Joey keeps directly addressing Christine throughout the load story, like she needed to know this story the most of all.
Lol your comment made me laugh the hardest! 😂 thank you
This is the best video on CZcams literally in tears joe a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is one of if not my FAVORITE Diaz story. Love this guy.
Joey: “I had an ejaculation that didn’t stop for a month and a half, there was Xanax and Percocet in it…”
Christine: “Thanks for coming Joey…”
Joey: *laughs maniacally*
Valium
Someone animate that!!!!!!!
DJ Vertigo idk how it’ll be on youtube😭😭😭
Animating that would be a crime against nature.
animate and put it on pornhub
You want to go to prison? Cuz that will get you locked up for 10 easy
They have hentai for that moron.
I haven’t laughed this much in such a long time.
I remember the first time I heard this I almost had an asthma attack because I was in the office and trying desperately to stifle my hysterical laughter
7:37 Her Face 😂😂 getting flashbacks 100%
Christina is so uncomfortable when joey talks its so funny
@@gabelogan56
Most Women don't understand humor, there's a reason all the top comedians are Men.
@@str8904 nah man, there's plenty of really good female comics out there. ESPECIALLY at your local comedy clubs. The trouble is at the top. SO many networks and studios and tv execs still think there's a very small amount of female material that is "marketable". It's their fault we don't get to see the really funny chicks. We always end up seeing the one's talking about being a mom and how awful guys are and all that fucking schlock.
Edit: ALSO definitely a whole lot of bad female comics out there in the local level too. Going for clapter. But man... I've seen at least a dozen female comics at $5 or free shows in SF that were 10X better than half the comics I've seen make it on the Tonight Show or Late Show. Executives only show what they think they can really sell.
@@gabelogan56 there's no real gatekeepers anymore, if you're great you can make your own way off youtube, podcasts or whatever. Times that tv execs dictated what comedy we got to see are long gone.
@@fleshreap Not long gone. Not even gone yet. But HELL YEA... thank god for the youtube and social media revolution as far as artists getting exposure on their own! It's definitely helping in fucking incredible ways!
@@gabelogan56 dude snap out of it. Netflix literally disabled their rating system just to push Amy Schumer through to the top & she's hot trash
This is the best story of all time
Two finger louie. My god I've never laughed so hard.
Fucking Hilarious line
I had to urban dictionary it. Lol
I thought it was over then he delivered the uncle line and I literally started crying.
One of the best lines in all of comedy and podcast history.
Nah in all of history of human kind!!
So funny. Had me in tears and when Joey laughs it's awesome. He has the funniest laugh its awesome!!
"It's like your uncle when you 13!!" Omg, dying here 😭
Christine the best example of a edgy girl in the group meeting the fiend friend for the first time and getting uncomfortable 😂
THAT is amazingly fucking accurate!! They don’t realise male grossness has no limits! 😂
It reminds me of Segura's bit about when he was the porn buyer for his floor in his college dorm and how men are degenerates, lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if previous retellings helped inspire that.
One of the best Joey Diaz stories of all time. I feel like he forgot he was on a podcast and we got a glimpse of what it must be like on a tour bus or in a green room with Joey. A real treat. So funny!!
That's why Joe Rogan loves talking to Joey. Lol
When he climbed in that woman's room like a bat out of hell was up there as well.
This is the perfect clip...💯😂😭
👏👏👏
One of them feeling down I just throw on this old video of Joey Diaz and it cracks me the hell up
“Saying this is the worse piña colada I’ve ever had” had me crying laughing. This man is comedic gold 😂😂
Who else is here cause they tried to cancel Uncle Joey today . Lol
👍🏾🤷🏾♂️
they lame as hell, have no humor😢😂
Ait gonna happen. World won't be the same.
wait, what happened?
@@possiblyacop2465 Some bs he was talking about on JRE from 10 years ago and they made a big deal about it. Ain't shit for Joey
Uncle Joey is so funny even the people on the background are laughing so hard you can hear them 😂
I never laughed this god dam hard tears coming from my eyes
Man we seriously have to protect Joey Diaz 24/7 he's a national treasure we got to experience him as long as we can
Now's our time.
Especially now lol
Put his brain and soul into a robot if he gets too old
He's lucky he has a Brooklyn accent. He'd never get away with ANY of these stories without it. 😂
Jersey accent
Wrong red neck lol
@@didurightaguilar5974 whatever its all new York up there anyways lol
The look on Christine's face is freaking nuthouse hilarious!!!😂😂😂
One of my favorite podcast moments ❤
Tom laughing uncontrollably throughout the entire story makes the video 10x funnier
They were dying in the booth
Powerful Joey Diaz, you just can't cancel him, he's too powerful.
I come back to this clips once a month when I need a good laugh :D
my favorite and most shared clip ever. I made everyone i know listen to this when it came out 😂😂😂
7:38 You don't get many "firsts" the older you get in life, but at this moment, Christine has hit a new level of uncomfortable that she is dealing with.
Lol
That Uncle line was deadly 😂🤣😂
omg this is gold
The best clip on the internet! The way Joey comes back at CP after she says she blacked out is the funniest!
Tom is cracking up like "babe this is why I have to do Joe Rogan, you can't handle this"