Joey Diaz - "Laurie Jack" (from Joe Rogan Experience
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- čas přidán 10. 12. 2016
- This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #884 with Joey Diaz ( • Video ), also available for download via iTunes & Stitcher (bit.ly/2hjtmr8).
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"They're green but good enough." I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ville Vaajanen I was on the floor fucking laughing😂😂😂
I was sobbing laughing to that lmao
I'm so glad I finished my drink before that joke, I'm crying! I couldn't fucking breathe!
they were red when she put 'em on tho...ya know..with the infected goo slot n'all that goin on.
Somebody needs to show that bitch a fucking color wheel.
"I got crabs in 84 " Coco Diaz 2016
Shiv Patel hahah good idea. I'd buy one.
"over the holidays"
Just died.
@@moose1875 suelo cuhh
killa toyota bro
Brian Kimball that was the best line of the whole thing lmaoooo
Joey's laugh sounds like someone trying to boil a kettle without water.
I always thought it was like a street car scraping along tracks
Lmfao
Joey's laugh reminds me of Mutley the dog cartoon from the 1970s (FAF!): czcams.com/video/3uSTOHa4Im4/video.html
Sounds like a 1993 corolla starting up
LMFAO
No one makes Joe laugh like Diaz.
"It was 84, Rock Hudson was dying"
🤣
They vibe off eachother 🤣
Lmaooo
.... I knew the consequences,but i just thought FXXK IT
He was gay
I usually don't believe much of comedians stories but every time I fact check Diaz he's accurate lol flutie threw the touchdown in 84
Jarred Fernandes lmao 😂
He’s only been telling stories for 30 years...He could tie that Doug Flutie story to any number of things of a funny nature. That being said, you can go two different ways. You can find it hilarious that he knows details, or you can also appreciate the art of bullshitting with some great writing skills and top notch story telling.
He doesn't like to lie because his mother died when he was in high school and he never told her he had fallen a year back
@@ramsy4205 it's good to see a real Coco fan
Jarred Fernandes Listen to John Gilbani my friend he is right, the devil is in the details.
The confusion of trying to figure out why he would even lie about what he says, persuades you to giving him the benefit of the doubt.
I’m not sure if it’s like what John said, the art of bullshitting or if that’s what people do with high I,q.’s when they’re trying to lie. But it is a good technique either way.
"We started snortin coke, eatin' ass, it was FILTHY!" I'm done 😂
My God I was wheezing and crying from laughter lol and how fast he threw it only made it better
😂😂😂
That sound Joe makes in the background at 5:04 as Joey says it is what makes this even funnier.
Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tremendous!!!
How does he have such a fantastic memory??? His stories never end and the details are incredible
eric cam that's cause these stories are not real!
Exactly.
Then you are all clearly virgins because I guy always remembers getting laid.
or youve just had so little sex you remember everytime.. hmmm. think about it.
SofaTrooper do you not drink? forgetting is very possible
this is my bedtime story.
Jord Stew eating ass with VD
Joey Diaz ASMR: side effects may include vivid, graphic night terrors!
Me too!
Because you like having nightmares?
Mine as well
Imagine if joey Diaz was your uncle
A couple of mine aren't too far off lol.
If i hit the lottery id give joey a million to be my uncle
BakerOrDie123 I’ve got a couple that are pretty damn close too.
I think we all have at least one of those uncles that’ll teach you the real shit that your parents don’t want you to know lol
His daughter hit the father jackpot
He IS my uncle. Or at least we all call him Uncle Joey haha
I even robbed the money I took everything LMFAOOOOO
He's lying he's na'in but a pawssy
@@sendmeyourlocation1145 stfu
@@matheushenrique7237 another pawsy welcome
One of the most legendary podcast clips ever
I'm fucking rolling 🤣 wtf
"I even robbed the money, I took everythin" hhahahahaha
This made me cry when he said that, brilliant.
"I woke up and Doug Flutie was throwing that quarter back", 🤣 One of the greatest story tellers of all-time 😂😂😂
"They're green, but good enough" Hahaha 😂😂 that seriously is one of the funniest lines I've EVER heard in a story, his face too lol Joey is still the best ever
Joey "I got crabs over the holidays" Diaz 🤣🤣
This podcast had me deceased on the floor
ty dollaz dude I was in on the train laughing out loud and people were staring a lot 😂😂
Did Elton John give you cpr or VD?
Oh man that was good. Joey Diaz stories never get old. Nobody makes Rogan laugh like Joey Diaz lol
Tim Dillon in that category now
there should be a show for Joey similar to how drunk history on CC works, he's on his couch smoking a joint telling a story while actors act it out. it'd be amazing
Yes!
Fuck yes
or the same idea but animated by adult swim
best idea I heard all year...
I absolutely fuckin lose it when Uncle Joey gets Joe going 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can listen to them laughing all day long 😂😂
when joeys on its always a good time lol
Joe, you gotta have Duncan Trussel, Eddie Bravo and Joey Diaz every week, this should be a fucking RITUAL!
Mahmood Toorani 100%
Eric Cartman agreed
Duncan Trussel was one of my favorite interviews ever! Clapping while shushing at the Tiger Woods apology speech was comedic gold.
+Rayach Matar - JRE #863, His story starts at 2:01:35 He talks about the Cacophony Society.
Rogans laugh is so funny!
it actually is lol
It's so true. His laugh to me is so contagious.
"I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂
I have watched this so many times, still laugh my ass off everytime
Exactly
Joey Diaz is the fucking man.
The way Joe looks up and says "People Are So Fucked Up" is like he is praying to god. I'm ded
"We started snorting lines, eating ass....it was filthy!!!"......one of the funniest lines ever uttered...I'm f@cking dead ☠️☠️
I had tears in my eyes watching this. I laughed hard
Got crabs in the 84/85 season LOL
Another classic story from Uncle Joey! He should release a DVD Box Set of all of his best stories.
Joe's laugh had me dying LOL
I've watched this clip once every day for a week straight. it simply doesn’t get old
If you're not laughing at this shit, something's wrong with you
i agree haaha
I also love that he described getting crabs like it was a stocking stuffer or a seasonal cold "I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂
Joey 'I got crabs over the holiday's and noticed in the bathroom at the port authority" Diaz
This is my favorite Joey Diaz story. Tells it so good
6:04 "yeah, the 84-85 season I got crabs"
I'm sitting in McDonald's with my ear phones in listening to this story with my head down looking at the screen breaking my balls laughing only for the manager to come over and ask me to keep it down and when she walks away I realise the whole of McDonald's is staring at me.. Fucking hilarious!!..
Derek M Moore who the fuck goes to a mcdonalds for a quiet time?! bunch of cocksuckas!
You two make me laugh harder than I ever have. Thank you!
Joey best storyteller ever. And he just keeps going and going...I love him.
whenever I'm having a bad day I just watch this and it never fucking fails to make me laugh
Always cheers me up. This JRE moment. Never gets old. Real or not the comedic delivery is genius. And joe's laugh. This moment is iconic lmao. Its genius because of the set up information in the beginning. Genius storytelling lmao
How can you think this is fake? Haven't heard much of Joey then
Yeah definitely in the Hall of Fame of JRE clips
I almost choked on my food several times from laughing so hard.
i could listen to Joey tell stories all day
Joe's laugh genuinely makes me happy
Joey has the absolute best stories!
Bangin, bangin, BANGING! lmao love Joey!!
SHES GOT THE JACK
The Jack Jack Jack Jack
@@BradyB21 A rocker, a rocky
One of the best podcast moments ever :-) I think I watched this one a thousand times :-)
You know there's going to be some good stories when Joey starts saying "I'll never forget this..."
She dated a Rocky 😂😂😂
Uncle Joey feeds off laughter like birdman and the sun hahaha
Gosh! Y’all need to do a pod cast together again! Love them always laughing my ass off
“I’m on fire!!” Lmao good lord I wish I had that amount of confidence
I wish i could live every day the way joe does when hes around joey
This is awesome. I love listening to Joey's stories! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was fuckin howling the first time i listened to this and i still am
Diaz has like the best memory. I struggle to explain what I had for dinner in this amount of detail and this guy can tell stories from 84 like they happened this day!
I have close friends and we get weak like that. Love it. Best pod cast ever
"She was dating a rocky" 😂
I always come back to this video and laugh just as hard every time 😂😂
watching joe and joey's back and forth makes me laugh so much
This is one of my favorite Joey stories!
I was crying at the hotel story 😂😂😂
Joe and Joey you guys are awesome thank you I listen to you every day and can't stop laughing keep doing what you are doing
Joey is the best lol. I could listen to him and Rogan talk about any topic all day
This is the best story of all time I LOVE IT!!
"I even robbed the money" I'M SO DEAD
2:39
Joey Diaz: “And that was “👹hEr NaMe👹”
One of the best stories from Mr. Diaz!
One of the greatest clips of all time
Absolutely tremendous.
I feel like I'm back in the Navy.
Joes laugh is the best one out there
" I gotta talk to Lauri, Theirs something missing"
What does that even mean lol 😆
I'll never forget listening to and watching Joey Diaz surprise the shit out of me on Mafia 3 omg great point in the broadcast.
when he started singing AC/DC I lost it 😂😂
Watching Joe Rogan laugh is always hysterical, it doesn't even matter if I find the material he's laughing at humorous. God bless you, Joe Rogan.
It’s amazing hearing someone from Jersey talk about places that I know about.
This guy has gotta be the funniest man alive literally wheezing for 5 mins 😂😭😂😭
Joey’s laugh is both funny and scary. Amazing how he’s still alive
Joey Diaz is a god.... his stories are seriously unreal amazingness! I want more!
Im bingwatching these clips and im having the time of my life
Joey has lived a very Bukowski-esque life. What an interesting man.
"...over the holidays." Hilarious throwaway line.
Doug Flutie is throwing that touchdown. Dopest measurement of time ever 😂
dude joey knows exactly how to what tone of voice to use to hit the right punch...when he said "she gave me something"
it hit just as hard as any part before or after...my god he needs to live as long as possible
I got crabs for the holidays..
BANGING DOG BANGING!!!! Sounds like a convo between me and my boys😂😂😂
This has to be the greatest story of all time....I watched this like 100 times
I love when Joey Diaz talks with Joe Rogan hilarious times 😂😂😂😂
Their laughs are so contagious lmao I love it
Joey “This is how crazy I was” Diaz
@6:05 - "The '84-'85 _season"_ 😂
Im downloading this. No way I can lose this masterpiece.
I want joey and eddie on the show ALWAYS. Lets get the holy trinity going.
5:03 Joe's laugh killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joey “I took everything “ Diaz. Great stuff!
I could listen to this guy all day
This could be Joey's best ever story.