Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html
@@QueenzKing1228 Yea he was starting to choke up. I haven't dealt with close family death but I know the second my dad dies my life is going to change in a way I cant imagine.
@@barefootbreezy6983 Give him your full attention and love, life is temporary, enjoy your time with your family, unfortunately I grew up in a messed up family and none of that is really possible for me
You can hear his Voice Crack when he said, She was petting Her Hair, it must be Hard to Speak of that Situation in his Stand Up and Not Break Down Crying 😢, Had My Jaw Quivering. Great Comedian using LIFE Experiences as his.
You can hear it in his voice, he still gets choked up talking about his mother, hearing him and watching him choke up brought a tear to my eye....love ya Joey
Seriously dude.....as soon as he started talking about Z kneeling by the coffin his eyes started to get misty and i was like oh shit, and i followed right along with him......and then he hits ya with the bumps hahaha and i laughed my fuckin ass off. Theres no one in the world that can tell a story like our boy!
Dude, do yourself a favor and start with the "Best of Joey Diaz on JRE" videos on youtube. Trust me. Great place to start. and then check out any of the over 200 The Church of Whats Happening Now podcasts that he does that are also posted on CZcams.
You should watch his podcast and watch the Joe Rogan podcast that he is a part of. He will make you cry laughing and he'll also make you fucking take a look at your life. Make you realize that no matter how bad you've got it it can get better if you make it get better
I've been around for a long while I haven't heard that expression either not exactly. I've heard don't break your arm patting yourself of the back...tappin' is new to me still a great expression.
I feel you, but I bet out of jealousy or just plain Hating ppls in his past would be saying he's fake or he's a liar, u can always count on ppls to try an pull u dwn, HAPPY 2020 STAY SAFE AN BLESSED (✷‿✷)
it's a privilege to be born in this era and know about this man..it's weird how life is so unpredictable..it's wavy and you never know whats gonna happen next. Joey's a living legend.
@@JoeyLeddzDippin94 I saw that one..he should make a movie about his life..take some dope ass stories wit snortin coke, fuckin bitches, doing robberies, experiencing his mother's death on acid and then come up to the stand up world..that would be an awesome movie. hood flix
My wife is in ICU right now. A year ago we drove straight from Missouri to Maryland to see my father in hospice. She did not know I was in the room and I could see her touching my father's hair saying those exact words, that she was going to take care of me and watch over me. How his hair felt like mine. I then learned what the meaning of friendship meant. She's still in ICU and right now I know she's my best friend. I can relate. As a 25 year old and her being 36 I know what real and fake are. God I miss her being home.
@YoungOasis To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes,
Thats every Joey Diaz moment. Everyone knows he has more street smart than themselves. Dude is smart and funny. One of the best storytellers IMO and its all from the heart. ❤ And everyone loves him, he’s like the opposite of Ari Shaffir.
Diaz is one of few individuals who can, in the SAME sentence, have the crowd laughing hysterically one second, and then deadly silent the next. A true storytelling genius.
The way he says that by that time coke had kind of absorbed him is really a testament to what a great woman this was. The fact that she clearly had a drug dependence never took precedent over either her love for Joeys mom or her love promise to take care of Joey. Despite her weakness, she must have been one strong woman before that weakness in every scenario, because clearly it never prevented her from being a true friend and faithful caretaker
@@markmusic5303 he had no choice, it's not easy to lose your mom and find urself in the street with no where to go, as a teenager these things dig deep inside you, i heerd him speak about it once, i believe it was on Joe Rogan, and his voice cracked, it's not easy, i used to be awfully judgmental, now whatever I see no matter how much terrible it looks on the outside i always say to myself there's something more to it.. Stay blessed buddy 🤚🙂
This made me tear up. I grew up in a street life and it's so rare to meet genuine solid loyalty in the cracks of America. And when you do it means so much. I could see in his face what it meant to have someone like that.
“... that’s where we’re confused as Americans, we think we need all these muthafuckas. You give me three bad mothafuckas and your finished.” Powerful stuff
Very powerful. He has so many good lines throughout his stories. Btw he did a whole series on these type of stories.. czcams.com/video/Q9xHhygyBEU/video.html
@@thrift_jacob Yeah. Got me too. I had to go down a similar path to learn that lesson about friendship, and what's really important in life. Like Joey, and probably a million other tortured souls, I wish to God I didn't have to do so much damage to myself, but more importantly , to the people that I should have been the most careful to protect, to get to such a position of emptiness. I guess some of us can't have some empathy, while still being selfish at times. I finally just got so low I had to decide to either die, or abandon selfish behavior altogether so that empathy could be allowed to be my motivation at all times. But boy once that decision is made with your heart instead of your lying brain, your whole world view changes. The shame is still there, but you immediately start to heal and the momentum from changing makes it really hard for your lying mind to get you to do anything selfish again. I figure something similar is going on with Joey here. I suspect that people that struggle with the same issues that he talks about either end up dead, or come out the other side as a really good friend that would die for the people that stood by them.
First off, didn't know of Joey Diaz until Joe Rogan always had him on his show but wow man, this dude is more than just a comedian. This was the best standup I have ever seen and its not even that funny of a standup, the story is just so Goddamn good. And Joey is always keeping real. Joey Diaz is a fucking OG
@@thomaspatrickparker6648 People brought up in cities during the 70s and 80s all were. Most of them dead or dying though. I trust those people more than this new age with fake smiles and a neo-nazi/ANTIFA twitter account when they're alone.
@@tpp5151 For sure, but people had to balls to speak their ignorance more, publicly. I knew who to avoid on the block cause they didn't like my skin tone. Now not so much.
My heart goes out to you Mr. Diaz. You've dealt with many hardships in your life and came out a better person on the other side. Despite your bad choices in your younger days, you pull through and are now helping people like myself who've lived through similar situations. Thank you sir for sharing this intimate story. You are an angel despite what you may think
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"Z had the funeral director by the throat because she put the wrong dress on my mother" - This is the type of friendship energy I need in my life lmfao!!!!! I love this! Joey is probably my new favorite comedian lmfao
Jesus....I have been kind of binging on these "this is not happening" vids.....and this one takes the cake....because of Joey's honesty....his passion, his fire.....man. He is intense. Gotta Love him.
I agree Joey is an inspiration, from the streets to the insight, alot to take in, I've got a big heart but it always seems to allow others to take advantage, Joey tells it straight much respect for the man
Man, it’s the truth. I visited my friend that passed in 2001. He was the type. Didn’t matter if it was just you and him vs 100 ppl. He wouldn’t leave you. I love him and miss him so much. I was 19 when he passed. I saw both of his beautiful kids born. He never got to see my son. He was still the best man at my wedding 2015. I’m 39 now. Rip Anthony 🇵🇷 te amo por vida primo!!
Man it makes me sad that he never talked to Z again. That'd be something that haunted me for a long time, if not my whole life, just popping back in your head when you least expect it, in the middle of the night, first thing in the morning, I can't handle endings like that very well
Yeah, that story really got to me. I live with several similar burdens everyday and i'm doing my best to be at peace with them. I've got one left that still eats at me all the time and I just can't seem to get right.
Utter tears right now. Both my parents and brother have passed I'm the remaining survivor for my family. This was a laugh and tears I needed. Thank you 🙏
Tears, roaring laughter and life lessons all rolled into one = the GOAT Joey Diaz. His mother would be proud of him, it’s not easy surviving without one but he did it.
@10:02"Cause you don't need 20 friends, you just need three motherfuckers and you can take over a country" .......best quote by far #madflavor Joey Diaz
This guy makes me cry every goddam time I listen to him. He is hilarious, but the amount of emotion in his voice and the genuine honesty gets me every time...
joey diaz always sunny trailer park boys man we and my crew we had a bar for 4 years it was crazy times i really wanna start a trailer park of cool people^^
Hamish Finlay the comedy in that situation comes from the contrast between the severity of the situation being rather low and the reaction to it being incredibly over the top...
I teared up when he talked about Z petting his dead mother’s hair while they were alone. Such a genuine and beautiful gesture made by someone who loved another person.
Yeah, it's sad to think that by age 13 I think Joey Diaz was literally in the USA alone, no parents, no brother or sister, no cousins, grandparents or nothing. Somehow he made it from there to being in movies, TV shows and a Millionaire.
People take for granted how they have someone in their lives who’ll do anything for them. They grow up thinking it’s a given, that “Zee” will always be there for them. But growing up means realizing that that shouldn’t come free. We owe it to our close ones to be there for them. We don’t just get to have someone who will do anything for us; to earn that, we need to be willing to do anything for those we love. It’s too bad Zee didn’t feel that at the time, but hopefully she realized that Joey was young, he still had to learn that lesson, and that he’d become a man who sticks up for his friends when they couldn’t stick up for themselves. If you don’t have a friend like Zee, try to BE a friend like Zee.
One of the saddest tales that I've heard. When comics tell stories you never know how much is embellished but his reactions he showed at the most emotional times makes me think those parts were sincere. Good story...
Sittin in silence for 5 minutes straight after watchin this thinking how good my real friends are to me and how i should value my family n friends more and be thankful for what i have and how i was raised. joey is an artist, cus artists just dont entertain they make you feel shit, and i've never looked at a painting or read a book or heard a song in a long long time that made me feel more than hearing his story just did! I've been speaking out of turn to my girl who really doesnt deserve it, might sound creepy but she's like a sister to me, i need to stop taking her for granted and i will, thank you uncle joey, a poet and a savage!
This man is so honest it makes him a legendary storyteller. Being honest about yourself brings peace because there’s no hiding internally anymore. Everyone has a past and story. Take care everyone
Uncle Joey needs to write a book about his life. It sounds like anybody he would be ratting on has been long dead anyway. Some of us just have interesting stories to tell and are good at telling them. There doesn't have to be a crazy twist or turn or some kind of fight scene where you rescue a princess from a spiky fire turtle thingy. Sometimes just hearing a good story from someone who's good at telling them is enough that we don't even care about the morality or even the ending of the story lol. We just like hearing them tell it.
Joes D brings the 80s back to life. Back then friends were for real. he had beef with 10 guys from 93rd street you go there and risk an ass beating. proper. no choice, that's your friend.
Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html
great series, interesting opens also- a lot of humanity in these stories, always the case with comedy, but the stories even more so. talented people.
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Why can not I watch this video in turkey ?
Good into
Yes Yes Yes
"You don't need tons of friends. You need like only 3. With three friends, you can take over a country." I live by this now.
Yes! Now, if only I had friends..
For real, though. Every movie you've ever watched, they're always based around a squad of homies.
you only need one solid loyal honest friend but you rarely get all three qualities in a person. one person for each trait lol
@@WiiLLVISION Hahaha
Probably best quote ever
Watching him choke up during that story was something I wasn't ready for. Until that moment, I just considered him invincible.
Powerful Joey Diaz.
I thought I noticed him crying...
Forreal I almost cried on that one
coffeewithclaude agreed, I felt the same fuckin way
I cannot deal with people crying.
I tear up like a girl
Tough guy with a heart of gold 💯❤👍
Z petting his mom's hair brought me to tears.There is no greater love than a true friend who would do anything for you.
You can tell he was getting emotional too 🙏🏾
@@QueenzKing1228 Yea he was starting to choke up. I haven't dealt with close family death but I know the second my dad dies my life is going to change in a way I cant imagine.
@@barefootbreezy6983 Give him your full attention and love, life is temporary, enjoy your time with your family, unfortunately I grew up in a messed up family and none of that is really possible for me
She wasn’t a just a friend, that’s family. Family isn’t blood, family is love
I started crying at this too
“Once you started doing bong hits church ain’t that bad.” Dead
It's the fucking truth though😂😂😂
1 Peter 5:8
King James Version
8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour
@@DJ-kg6zq ..Kin James was a MoMo
12:45
Nice I'm 500 homies
He just told like 10 different stories in 15 minutes, bravo.
Not one of them were funny
@@mikebarnes7441 but they were good ones
Mike Barnes doesn't matter. This is one of the best stories on this show. It hit me so damn hard.
He could go all night!
@@mikebarnes7441? I laughed out loud multiple times and I'm laying in bed with head phones on. Dafuq are you talking about
I was about to start crying then he goes THEN SHE DID A BUMP
Probably did it so he wouldn’t start crying
dude I was already crying ahhaha
@@jobelthirty1294 l
You can hear his Voice Crack when he said, She was petting Her Hair, it must be Hard to Speak of that Situation in his Stand Up and Not Break Down Crying 😢, Had My Jaw Quivering. Great Comedian using LIFE Experiences as his.
I read this at that point in the vid😂😂
You can hear it in his voice, he still gets choked up talking about his mother, hearing him and watching him choke up brought a tear to my eye....love ya Joey
Diaz’s autobiography would be longer than the bible the word legend isn’t the word to describe how much of an awesome guy he is
Only Joey Diaz can having me laughing my ass off, then misty eyed, then laughing again all in the span of 15 minutes.
Seriously dude.....as soon as he started talking about Z kneeling by the coffin his eyes started to get misty and i was like oh shit, and i followed right along with him......and then he hits ya with the bumps hahaha and i laughed my fuckin ass off. Theres no one in the world that can tell a story like our boy!
Rebornthrudoom Joey Diaz has to be my favorite comedian and all I've seen from him is his This is Not Happening sets, he is a TREMENDOUS comedian.
Dude, do yourself a favor and start with the "Best of Joey Diaz on JRE" videos on youtube. Trust me. Great place to start. and then check out any of the over 200 The Church of Whats Happening Now podcasts that he does that are also posted on CZcams.
Rebornthrudoom Will do, thanks for the recommendations. I correct myself, I have see him before on Getting Doug with High.
Kevin Dreslin your gonna have fun with Madflavor follow him on twitter he is so real
Dude, I came here for lolz, not for a life lesson. Mad respect for this man.
You should watch his podcast and watch the Joe Rogan podcast that he is a part of. He will make you cry laughing and he'll also make you fucking take a look at your life. Make you realize that no matter how bad you've got it it can get better if you make it get better
True. It really was a life lesson
Joey is fully capable of giving you both in the same sentence.
REAL
Unreal story teller
“Don’t break your arm trying to pat your own back”😂💀
I used to hear my uncle say that
6:40 Uncle Joey made me cry right here.
same
"Don't break your arm, tappin' yourself on the back."
Never heard that quote before.
I prefer Ricks version from Rick and Morty; 'Don't break an arm jerking yourself off'
That expression is so old, how young are you that never heard it? Not trying to be a smart ass either, it just is a very old and popular phrase.
@@baileyfurio2327 you must be really old to be that bitter or salty online about someones age Fakely
I've been around for a long while I haven't heard that expression either not exactly. I've heard don't break your arm patting yourself of the back...tappin' is new to me still a great expression.
You forgot "asshole" at the end. It makes a bigger statement lmao. Love uncle joey.
This dude needs a movie made about his life. He's so funny and fascinating.
I feel you, but I bet out of jealousy or just plain Hating ppls in his past would be saying he's fake or he's a liar, u can always count on ppls to try an pull u dwn, HAPPY 2020 STAY SAFE AN BLESSED (✷‿✷)
it's a privilege to be born in this era and know about this man..it's weird how life is so unpredictable..it's wavy and you never know whats gonna happen next. Joey's a living legend.
He made a documentary about his life in 2012. czcams.com/video/9SVIQi6ZGXs/video.html
@@JoeyLeddzDippin94 I saw that one..he should make a movie about his life..take some dope ass stories wit snortin coke, fuckin bitches, doing robberies, experiencing his mother's death on acid and then come up to the stand up world..that would be an awesome movie. hood flix
Cubans know how to tell stories, it’s all we do. Joey has a good heart underneath that rough exterior.
My wife is in ICU right now. A year ago we drove straight from Missouri to Maryland to see my father in hospice. She did not know I was in the room and I could see her touching my father's hair saying those exact words, that she was going to take care of me and watch over me. How his hair felt like mine. I then learned what the meaning of friendship meant. She's still in ICU and right now I know she's my best friend. I can relate. As a 25 year old and her being 36 I know what real and fake are. God I miss her being home.
Stay strong, I hope with all my heart that everything turns out well for both of you
How is she now
I hope things got better
I hope things worked out and you're back home together
As of last week she is back and as healthy as ever!
Joey's whole vibe immediately makes you feel like part of the family ❤
The cool ass uncle from New York I never had
seriously
Me too! 😂
Meatwood Flac ...Church is ok once you have a bong hit. ..
Meatwood Flac he's not from you were New York stupid, he's from New Jersey.
He's from Hudson County New Jersey
"she was a real crazy lady, not like these girls that have a hat with a feather in it" omg so true
That was my favorite line
@YoungOasis To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes,
My grandmother put the hat on her head but she showed me true friends. 💯💯💯
2:50
@@NejiNimbus 😂👍perfect trolling
Not gonna lie Z's oath to Joey's mother when she passed made me tear up
What a roller-coaster of emotions. His analogy of needing just a few loyal friends in life is the absolute truth.
I came for the laughter. But I stayed for the life lesson.
Same lol
Thats every Joey Diaz moment. Everyone knows he has more street smart than themselves. Dude is smart and funny. One of the best storytellers IMO and its all from the heart. ❤ And everyone loves him, he’s like the opposite of Ari Shaffir.
Diaz is one of few individuals who can, in the SAME sentence, have the crowd laughing hysterically one second, and then deadly silent the next. A true storytelling genius.
Telling stories is a lost art...
Why? Video games, cell phones, social media..... These things are poison to the human race.
@@coreyhall1150 social media and phones sure but if were gonna slip video games into this we're gonna have to add tv, music, etc
@@misterbikerman7888 not music but the rest yeah
He’s a master of the art form. I can’t thing of anyone else offhand who can change gears like that
The way he says that by that time coke had kind of absorbed him is really a testament to what a great woman this was. The fact that she clearly had a drug dependence never took precedent over either her love for Joeys mom or her love promise to take care of Joey. Despite her weakness, she must have been one strong woman before that weakness in every scenario, because clearly it never prevented her from being a true friend and faithful caretaker
Coke is different from everything else, you can still be alright on it, trust me I know 🙂
@@diogenes.Yeah, Joey just went too far
@@markmusic5303 he had no choice, it's not easy to lose your mom and find urself in the street with no where to go, as a teenager these things dig deep inside you, i heerd him speak about it once, i believe it was on Joe Rogan, and his voice cracked, it's not easy, i used to be awfully judgmental, now whatever I see no matter how much terrible it looks on the outside i always say to myself there's something more to it.. Stay blessed buddy 🤚🙂
This made me tear up. I grew up in a street life and it's so rare to meet genuine solid loyalty in the cracks of America. And when you do it means so much. I could see in his face what it meant to have someone like that.
“... that’s where we’re confused as Americans, we think we need all these muthafuckas. You give me three bad mothafuckas and your finished.”
Powerful stuff
Very powerful. He has so many good lines throughout his stories. Btw he did a whole series on these type of stories.. czcams.com/video/Q9xHhygyBEU/video.html
Do you live in fresno? Hahah
From personal experience, it’s fucking true
Made me cry
@@thrift_jacob Yeah. Got me too. I had to go down a similar path to learn that lesson about friendship, and what's really important in life. Like Joey, and probably a million other tortured souls, I wish to God I didn't have to do so much damage to myself, but more importantly , to the people that I should have been the most careful to protect, to get to such a position of emptiness. I guess some of us can't have some empathy, while still being selfish at times. I finally just got so low I had to decide to either die, or abandon selfish behavior altogether so that empathy could be allowed to be my motivation at all times. But boy once that decision is made with your heart instead of your lying brain, your whole world view changes. The shame is still there, but you immediately start to heal and the momentum from changing makes it really hard for your lying mind to get you to do anything selfish again. I figure something similar is going on with Joey here. I suspect that people that struggle with the same issues that he talks about either end up dead, or come out the other side as a really good friend that would die for the people that stood by them.
This could have been a TedTalk.
jdogsful haha ha honestly should be
Hahaha, a TED talk by Joey Diaz
This is the realest fucking thing I have ever seen. Title would be "The real meaning of Friendship motha'fucka'!"
This comment made me laugh out loud.
That should be Joey's next move.
Holy smokes. It's a different level of artform when someone can combine laughs with edification
" Son if you can count on one hand how many men will lay down their life for you you're truly rich." Best piece of advice my father ever gave me.
man, you can tell the story's genuine cos he slows down for a second when he talks about Z leaning over his mother, his eyes well up
And then his voice starts cracking. Heavy stuff
That part gave me goosebumps, amazing story!
6:30
@@chilliecheesecake the time
truth. story and the guy, both
This sent me through the emotional wringer
Fucking crazy how he can do that
Fucking Joey. Hell of a story teller. He can make you cry of sadness and laughter in the same fucking sentece lol
Real talk
Love you Joey Diaz.
SeeoBeats Yeah but it was so worth it!
I love how he told his stories with different messages focusing on friendship. not many can do that
This man should be a motivational speaker he had every single member of the audience in the palm of his hand.
When shafir spiked Bert's drink with molly, Bert called Joey and all Joey said was "I'll be there in ten minutes". Now I know why.
Wow, thanks for reminding
I don't get this reference ... can someone explain?
@@rickyhineman4124 Some months ago Ari spiked Bert Kreischer's drink with molly.
@@RedSaint83 Damn
He's a god send. Truly
First off, didn't know of Joey Diaz until Joe Rogan always had him on his show but wow man, this dude is more than just a comedian. This was the best standup I have ever seen and its not even that funny of a standup, the story is just so Goddamn good. And Joey is always keeping real. Joey Diaz is a fucking OG
So true. He captivates who ever listenes, unreal person. Im a pretty new JD fan, and a pretty new JRE fan.
Amen. Can't believe it took me this long to find this guy.
Freak Nasty he's from jersey
yeah, u got that right
Totally agreed. I could this guys stories forever. Can't believe I didn't find out about him until couple of years ago.
Can't express my love for Joey Diaz more. What a guy. May he live forever
Only stand up set I can remember that made me laugh hard and brought a tear to my eye. Truly talented guy.
Never Pryor?
@@Stoney-Jacksman he did less storytelling in this format. I’m sure he could have if he did.
True, me too
"Once ya do a bong hit....church aint so bad"
-Joey motherfuckin Diaz.
Peace be with you, brother
True😅💀😅
"I took the elevador, like a docta"...
Leonardo Donato I was drinking it like a soldga
And he goes all sassy " i took da elevador, like a doctah"
this is one of my favorite joey diaz story. truly amazing
Joey tells this story like millions won't shed a tear when he's gone.
"People shake hands, they give you a cookie, peace be with you."
Neon Tyler what minute??
@@HEYTORO 12:50
That story deserved a standing ovation. Just. Wow.
This is church for me, listening to a person speak his innermost darkness out of strangers
Joey Diaz is the Master of the Set-up his uncanny ability to disarm anyone with a story or anecdote is legendary and will live forever
Losing 1 parent is the hardest thing
Losing both I can’t even think of living afterwards.....glad you’re here Joey
That's scares me the most,No matter how old i'll be
Mother got smashed by a van.
Choked to death on her own blood, and her brain hemorrhaged up causing agonal breathing
Losing family is easy
Lord Lux I’m sorry bro
@@atlienn2566 it's ok nature gave me a trade or two.
Lord lux that’s terrible😭 don’t drink and drive people!!! You may ruin somebody’s life like lord lux! It actually happens a lot…
They don’t make men like joey Diaz anymore.
They never did, that's why he's special
@@thomaspatrickparker6648 People brought up in cities during the 70s and 80s all were. Most of them dead or dying though.
I trust those people more than this new age with fake smiles and a neo-nazi/ANTIFA twitter account when they're alone.
@@jayduby5330 if you think people weren't just as bad 40 years ago as now then you are extremely misled by nostalgia
@@tpp5151 For sure, but people had to balls to speak their ignorance more, publicly. I knew who to avoid on the block cause they didn't like my skin tone. Now not so much.
Good
This man made me cry and laugh in the same 3 seconds crazy
My heart goes out to you Mr. Diaz. You've dealt with many hardships in your life and came out a better person on the other side. Despite your bad choices in your younger days, you pull through and are now helping people like myself who've lived through similar situations. Thank you sir for sharing this intimate story. You are an angel despite what you may think
These "This is not happening" sets usually aren't my thing. But Joey killed this.
I think this entire series was made from Ari listening to Joey.
Awesome pic btw😁👍
This is what Joey excels at
Hey! I learn Chinese from your videos and saw your Sri Lanka vlog too! Nice to see you here, it looks like your subscribers have gone up 😱 greats news 👏🏼
You can tell when they're full of shit just bullshiting. Then there's Joey.
Comedy central better do another season of this, with multiple episodes with Joey. This was the best bit yet.
***** They should pay some dude to follow Joey with a camera.
Ryan Carroll I'll do it for 5 dollars
***** check out his documentary. its great.
more like just do a full season of just Joey.
xGreenLungsx i know it's 5bux but i don't have a CC. i wish it were somewhere streaming.
That's how to tell a story ... i'm in tears
Uncle Joey showed raw emotion almost going into tears and choking up with Z talking to his mother for the last time 🙏❤️
thank you joe rogan for introducing me to my favorite comic.
bro for real!
the world is forever indebted to Joe Rogan! I knew about Joey before but it was thanks to Joe that I fell in love with him and his life story
sup freak bitches
Jared Kelley you're welcomed
Joe Rogan introduced me to my favorite comic Doug Stanhope and my favorite person Joey Diaz
When it comes to friends quality over quantity.
Anything in life, quality > quantity
Couldn't agree more. The same goes with food. I fucking hate Buffet's.
That's a huge guideline for my life. Not only friends but with everything whether it be food, cars, friends, or ANYTHING.
When it comes to friends, if you value quantity over quality, chances are you ain't got no friends.
@@joeshmoe6930 facts
The way he conveys so many emotions in his stories, I was laughing. Crying, happy, mad, all in 15 mins
Joey is the uncle everybody needs
"Z had the funeral director by the throat because she put the wrong dress on my mother" - This is the type of friendship energy I need in my life lmfao!!!!! I love this! Joey is probably my new favorite comedian lmfao
Yeah
This man is a straight up SAVAGE story teller. Runs you through the emotional ringer. Can't wait to see him live some day.
“Let me tell you somethin Joe Rogan” 💀
idk how many times i’ve watched this video but it touches my heart every time. idk what we did to deserve joey
Jesus....I have been kind of binging on these "this is not happening" vids.....and this one takes the cake....because of Joey's honesty....his passion, his fire.....man. He is intense.
Gotta Love him.
SAME.. BEEN LOOKING UP JOEY D CLIPS ALL FN DAY LONG. I CANT STOP!! LOL 💯👍🤷
Ari Shaffir's seasons were the best. You gotta watch Jim Breuer's Bombing at Sears. It's one of my favorite ones.
I agree Joey is an inspiration, from the streets to the insight, alot to take in, I've got a big heart but it always seems to allow others to take advantage, Joey tells it straight much respect for the man
Right there with ya Brotha!
Yea this is like my 5th video. Hes awesome.
This touched me to the core. I had to sit for 10 minutes and evaluate my life.
Ellen Peaytt same here! 3 years later lol
Thats a Good thing Ellen he Made you think. We need more Joey Dia'z
I hope he gets back in touch with z at some point
after a hard day i always come back to this guy
It's amazing how Joey Diaz can tell a story that is so moving yet I manage to laugh my ass off, he is a person that everyone would love to be around
Man, it’s the truth. I visited my friend that passed in 2001. He was the type. Didn’t matter if it was just you and him vs 100 ppl. He wouldn’t leave you. I love him and miss him so much. I was 19 when he passed. I saw both of his beautiful kids born. He never got to see my son. He was still the best man at my wedding 2015. I’m 39 now. Rip Anthony 🇵🇷 te amo por vida primo!!
I wish I had friends like that. Shit I wish I had family like that.
🙏🏽❤️ RIP Anthony
RIP Anthony 💝
Xyouth knock and the door will be opened. If you put the work into finding quality people you will find them.
Yo rip anthony true hermanos baby
Man it makes me sad that he never talked to Z again. That'd be something that haunted me for a long time, if not my whole life, just popping back in your head when you least expect it, in the middle of the night, first thing in the morning, I can't handle endings like that very well
@onewithmyself is Z dead? I'm confused
You dont know Z though you pussy
@@Blind_Side94 why such an asshole
@@Blind_Side94 someone like z, imagine someone that loved you, that raised you, that cared for you when no one else would.
Yeah, that story really got to me. I live with several similar burdens everyday and i'm doing my best to be at peace with them. I've got one left that still eats at me all the time and I just can't seem to get right.
Utter tears right now. Both my parents and brother have passed I'm the remaining survivor for my family. This was a laugh and tears I needed. Thank you 🙏
Tears, roaring laughter and life lessons all rolled into one = the GOAT Joey Diaz. His mother would be proud of him, it’s not easy surviving without one but he did it.
when joey teared up it broke my heart.. this dude is literally my fav stand up comic & story teller.. much love to ya uncle joey
@10:02"Cause you don't need 20 friends, you just need three motherfuckers and you can take over a country" .......best quote by far #madflavor Joey Diaz
that is badass. to the max.
You know he's talkin bout che n fidel
Who would the third guy have been?
***** Camilo Cienfuegos
+Hamsel Diaz Perdomo yep, you know your history
I could listen to him for hours 😍😍😍😍😍
This guy makes me cry every goddam time I listen to him. He is hilarious, but the amount of emotion in his voice and the genuine honesty gets me every time...
If you don’t like Joey Diaz after watching this , you got issues !
@onewithmyself yh, you do realize that 99% of ALL his stories are made up right?
The Basic Adventurerer Proof? Factual Proof
@@sayelaporro Stfu!He's as real as they get!
The Basic Adventurerer maybe. Maybe not. How about you just enjoy it for what it is and stop poking holes at the fun.
He's just not funny. And he's affected. Nothing to do with liking him or not
Once you start doing bongs hits. Church ain't that bad" is the most ricky thing I've heard outside of trailer park boys in awhile
So true lol
12:45
joey diaz always sunny trailer park boys
man we and my crew we had a bar for 4 years it was crazy times
i really wanna start a trailer park of cool people^^
@@dimitrisolejak26 Sunnyvale 2.0
Best quote is "you don't need 20 friends, you just need 3 mf and you can take over a country."
One of the greatest storytellers ever.
I'm so glad he has his podcast(the church&Joey's joint) he drops mad life values on there.
I work in a funeral home, and somebody grabbing you by the throat for dressing their loved one in the wrong clothes?
Yeah. It’s pretty justifiable
Hamish Finlay the comedy in that situation comes from the contrast between the severity of the situation being rather low and the reaction to it being incredibly over the top...
@@005connect9 really? Wow you must be so smart, trying to undermine somebody's harmless comment with your supreme intellectuality
You ever cold packed?
I read a story recently where the mortuary service cut a tall man's legs so he would fit in a casket for his funeral.
I mean it’s literally the final image you will have of your loved one.
I teared up when he talked about Z petting his dead mother’s hair while they were alone. Such a genuine and beautiful gesture made by someone who loved another person.
You can see him start to lose it also. A story full of humanity.
Incredible. A full range of emotion throughout. Barrels of laughter, and subtle heart tugs.
watching this because i love his comedy, but this really made me think about life n shit, joey diaz is just special
Yeah, it's sad to think that by age 13 I think Joey Diaz was literally in the USA alone, no parents, no brother or sister, no cousins, grandparents or nothing. Somehow he made it from there to being in movies, TV shows and a Millionaire.
People take for granted how they have someone in their lives who’ll do anything for them. They grow up thinking it’s a given, that “Zee” will always be there for them.
But growing up means realizing that that shouldn’t come free. We owe it to our close ones to be there for them. We don’t just get to have someone who will do anything for us; to earn that, we need to be willing to do anything for those we love.
It’s too bad Zee didn’t feel that at the time, but hopefully she realized that Joey was young, he still had to learn that lesson, and that he’d become a man who sticks up for his friends when they couldn’t stick up for themselves. If you don’t have a friend like Zee, try to BE a friend like Zee.
Cjmaret well said
One of the saddest tales that I've heard. When comics tell stories you never know how much is embellished but his reactions he showed at the most emotional times makes me think those parts were sincere. Good story...
100%.
Joey was about to cry thinking about that woman with his mom.
6:30
100% is real.
Uncle joey diaz!! *THE REALIST OUT THERE*
The way joey describes his mom and her friends relationship brings me to tears
Comedy Central do yourself a favor and get this man a special ASAP!
Sittin in silence for 5 minutes straight after watchin this thinking how good my real friends are to me and how i should value my family n friends more and be thankful for what i have and how i was raised. joey is an artist, cus artists just dont entertain they make you feel shit, and i've never looked at a painting or read a book or heard a song in a long long time that made me feel more than hearing his story just did! I've been speaking out of turn to my girl who really doesnt deserve it, might sound creepy but she's like a sister to me, i need to stop taking her for granted and i will, thank you uncle joey, a poet and a savage!
Stan Lee Amen
S.P.S. G.E. Oo
This man is so honest it makes him a legendary storyteller. Being honest about yourself brings peace because there’s no hiding internally anymore. Everyone has a past and story. Take care everyone
I've never been a laughing out loud person, I usually just chuckle to myself, but this one got me audibly laughing and tearing up too.
My absolute favorite person to listen tell a story. Who agrees????
The amount of life lessons this man just gave me in less than 15 minutes is incredible. He deserves all the respect for preaching this truth
This is probably the 100 time I have watched this one...the man is a monster-storyteller
Joey can make you feel all emotions. He’s a very wise human being with a dark yet real sense of humor. The world could do with a few more Joey Diaz’s
Tears don't come to my eye's often but this in the end ended up being a beautiful story! I relate to it.
That's a brilliant story teller than can make you cry and laugh in the span of 15 seconds!
Uncle Joey needs to write a book about his life. It sounds like anybody he would be ratting on has been long dead anyway. Some of us just have interesting stories to tell and are good at telling them. There doesn't have to be a crazy twist or turn or some kind of fight scene where you rescue a princess from a spiky fire turtle thingy. Sometimes just hearing a good story from someone who's good at telling them is enough that we don't even care about the morality or even the ending of the story lol. We just like hearing them tell it.
bowzer
austin4x uncle Joey is full of shit. Don’t you get it..
He has. He’s writing audio books on every podcast he does
I tear up every time I hear this. This one means alot
Joey is so chill. So real. Makes me happy to know some folks are still honest.
Joey Diaz made me realize I have no true best friends lol
Know the feeling dude
You want true friends, you gotta be a true friend yourself 🔥
Good, keep it that way.
preach
It's true...:(
Joes D brings the 80s back to life. Back then friends were for real. he had beef with 10 guys from 93rd street you go there and risk an ass beating. proper. no choice, that's your friend.
Joey's the only comic that I can listen to the same story over and over and still be captivated by every word