My friend did this. At a street wear shop 25 feet from the local police station. How do I know this? Cause I got a shirt.... Oh yeah he got an empty box too. The next day he went up to the shop and asked if he could buy the right shoe because he had the left. Then he got a job there.
Graham Hill for 1 you don’t know that because it’s not like you know him personally. And 2 the guy said he should write a movie script, all movies aren’t true stories are they? 🤦🏻♂️ so your comment was unnecessary. Negative Nancy
So this cop pulls me over in Boulder, it had to have been January 15th of '84.....no, I was doing ounces of blow then, this was November 1st of '86.....
@@freddyfootstomps6557 "Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka" and I ain't talkin about the food, tremendous!!!!
"Take one shoe, and throw it away. That destroys people psychologically. For years they'll keep looking for that one shoe" 🤣Joey's a straight up evil genius
Dont care if his stories are true he says them in a way to make them believable and even if they were bullshit it feels like im watching a movie so im entertained regardless
Literally every story has been corroborated by someone else or other people. Even on the JRE. Someone will come tell a story about Joey and Joey would have told it on the JRE.
They're true mostly I'd say, I know people like him. He reminds me of my father also, as my father has as good a memory as he does and so many classic stories
@@tacomuncher869 it is Kreischer with the machine story I meant to say i have heard the machine story a million times, and heard coco do this story just as often
@Lazar Cvetkovic It's almost like people have free time, especially these days, and commonly carry a small, pocket-sized device that's able to make a noise to alert them to activity about things they like.... How about rather than discussing someone expressing their fandom in the way they want, like those weirdos who wear sports jerseys or shirts with movie quotes or videogame art, let's talk about the gormless fuckard who chooses to take time from their day to complain about how others take time from their day to enjoy something. Or maybe I got you all wrong. So what sick thrill are you getting from this? And before you try to turn the tables and ask me the same question, I'm already not wearing pants.
@@smith1008 at one point he says "if u ever wanna really F with someone, sneak into his place and take 1 shoe. He'll go f'ing nuts! He'll be talking about that freaking shoe forever, like years later! LOL" sorry if I lost u on that one since I'm not entirely sure if he said it in this segment.
Joey is one of the most natural funny dudes around. He has a comic art of telling stories and gets Rogan giggling like a school girl climbing a gun rope.
most of his stories are specific and idiosyncratic enough to be easily believable. when you understand how fucked up Joey’s life was from a young age, none of the rest of the stories couldn’t be true.
@ yeah the novelty wore off. I felt enlightened for a few days maybe weeks after but then you get caught up in life and move on. Interesting shit but no need for me to go back
Před 3 lety
@@werroloco3112 Well generally the consensus is psychedelics require intermittent redesign, IF there's value in doing so but a lot of people never go back to DMTVille and that's fair. Only gotta 'meet God' once eh? Can't wait to join ya in temporary enlightenment but gotta prevent pneumothorax first
The real deal breaker is how full of shit and how terrible a person he is. The profanity is ok, I just don't think profanity per se is funny enough to make me laugh.
Except he keeps his stories straight. Hard to do over the course of years, with so many stories, and I've been listening to Uncle Joey for a long time. Bullshitters always slip up and mix up stories, eventually. If he is bullshitting, then he's the king of bullshitting, and I still respect it.
Hey Joe do you think you could get your lighting and video resolution up a little bit in your studio during your podcast. That way it looks better on my damn expensive television?
One of my best friends that I grew up with is a younger Joey Diaz down to the looks and mannerisms. Guy has the best funniest stories and I die laughing every time we see each other!
I pray uncle Joey takes care of himself. The comedy world will be empty without him ! I also think they should come out with a new godfather and make Joey the skipper
Javier Ordaz the comedy world would be devastated if it lost Joey. You realize how many careers/ comedians he’s helped? Joey is also one of the reasons Rogan is so huge now too
@@finddeniro Really small... Not as creepy as a town I went to in Az. Colorado City in Mohave County. They had those Polymamists cult there. Warren Jeff's. I went there for a side job to lay fiberoptic 14 years ago. They had Town Marshals too. Cah REEEPY! Every adult male would watch us with Binos and the Marshals shadowed us for two days.
“Imagine Jamie is running kilos internationally”
Jamie - sweats nervously
That actually made me crack up
This made me laugh out loud more then the video lol
Tell you what...jamie better starts sharing those kilos...or a Jamie discount at least 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe - "didn't we get a shipment of new JRE t-shirts in last week"
Jamie - "errm no Joe those didn't come in...."
sweating profusesly
“Take an ounce of coke and steal one shoe”. Gonna start living by this
My friend did this. At a street wear shop 25 feet from the local police station. How do I know this? Cause I got a shirt.... Oh yeah he got an empty box too. The next day he went up to the shop and asked if he could buy the right shoe because he had the left. Then he got a job there.
Joey “ima steal one shoe” diaz
I'm breaking with my girlfriend! I know exactly what to do now.
Beethes how did that work
For real lol
Nobody:
Joey Diaz: *so then a year later I got arrested for kidnapping*
It’s a long story there’s a video where he explains it but it’s fucking hilarious
Ethan Gibbons remember which one?
@@Ethan-um8jc theres also a thing about the credit cards from a couple years ago
SOOO WE JUST GONNA BRUSH OVER THAT LMAOOOO
@@grimaffiliations3671 he talks to the guy he kidnapped on his show
Nobody:
Joey Diaz: "I sent him an email on Facebook"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
The ultímate boomer move
"I was writing letters, wife breakin my balls"
😂😂😂
When Joey lowers his voice and says, let me tell you something, with his accent and his raspy voice...
Hawt
I fucking love that accent. Love listening to it, love imitating it
Joey needs to write a movie script he has the best stories
Half the shit he says you couldn’t even put in a film nowadays😂😂
Its all bull shit
Yes Joe yes he does...
Graham Hill for 1 you don’t know that because it’s not like you know him personally. And 2 the guy said he should write a movie script, all movies aren’t true stories are they? 🤦🏻♂️ so your comment was unnecessary. Negative Nancy
Petition to turn Joeys life into a movie! 😅
Joey should write the next GTA's storyline 😂
Holy cow that's brilliant! Damn!
100% lmao
He should be a character in the game
There should be a Joey Diaz radio station in the next GTA
Yess!
Joey’s always at his best when he’s on the Joe Rogan Podcast. He should really come on more often.
Agreed. His podcast is good, but nowhere near as entertaining as his JRE appearances.
Joey is moving out of L.A. back to Jersey
DarkAlphaSixty Good to hear. The east coast is where it’s at.
I think he has the most appearances
He’s been on more then 10 times fym 😂
Joey Diaz is only 4 years older than Joe Rogan.
Looks about 20 years older than him, I hope Joey starts taking his health more seriously
@@xwers1234 i believe he takes his health seriously now
Real fans know his fat ass be on that bike 😂
@Guten Tag jajaja....good coke is better than great meth! 👍(I don't fw the latter)
Jesus Christ
This man is literally a video game character come to life. He’s like the guy that would give you weird side missions.
hes in a video game, cant remember the name but he comes with a bunch of goons to have a shootout in a car junkyard.
@@OldSchool82 mafia 3
"I smacked him in the face at Safeway" haha so true, he's a colossal presence.
Literally
And the side missions are nothing but pointless rabbit holes, just to fuck with you.
So this cop pulls me over in Boulder, it had to have been January 15th of '84.....no, I was doing ounces of blow then, this was November 1st of '86.....
Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka
@@freddyfootstomps6557 "Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka"
and I ain't talkin about the food, tremendous!!!!
My gosh i read this in his voice
So ridiculous lol
First Name Last Name dh
"Take one shoe, and throw it away. That destroys people psychologically. For years they'll keep looking for that one shoe"
🤣Joey's a straight up evil genius
Stealing a single favorite shoe
That is just diabolical
Make his life into a Netflix series like everybody hates Chris but coco instead lol
“Who else but coco” 😂😂
But leave out the 10% that's true.
I watch it
S D true or not, dudes interesting to listen to. “Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn”
@@spinelli187 nah, it should be "Livin' like a docta"
Dont care if his stories are true he says them in a way to make them believable and even if they were bullshit it feels like im watching a movie so im entertained regardless
I ain't believing all these stories but what do I know?
Literally every story has been corroborated by someone else or other people. Even on the JRE. Someone will come tell a story about Joey and Joey would have told it on the JRE.
@@nimascolari1508 Can you give an example?
They're true mostly I'd say, I know people like him. He reminds me of my father also, as my father has as good a memory as he does and so many classic stories
@@rockwild737 he grew up in a bad area and was involved in illegal stuff. Maybe some stuff is over exaggerated but nots unbelievable
I love how nonchalantly he mentions getting arrested for kidnapping...
Its his 'The machine' story
@@helvismantus I thought that was Bert Kreischer
@@tacomuncher869 it is Kreischer with the machine story
I meant to say i have heard the machine story a million times, and heard coco do this story just as often
@@helvismantus Ah, gotcha. Freakin internet
For someone who's ransacked multiple malls in Colorado uncle Joey has surprisingly positive interactions with cops, specially in Jersey
He's not dark enough to pretend or imagine they're literally hunting him down everytime he leaves his house.
Lazar, Whoa, man. Come on, now. Let the man live his life as he sees fit. What’s so bad about commenting on videos? Lots of us do it.
I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS ok Fentanyl Floyd
@Lazar Cvetkovic It's almost like people have free time, especially these days, and commonly carry a small, pocket-sized device that's able to make a noise to alert them to activity about things they like.... How about rather than discussing someone expressing their fandom in the way they want, like those weirdos who wear sports jerseys or shirts with movie quotes or videogame art, let's talk about the gormless fuckard who chooses to take time from their day to complain about how others take time from their day to enjoy something. Or maybe I got you all wrong. So what sick thrill are you getting from this? And before you try to turn the tables and ask me the same question, I'm already not wearing pants.
Custos u butthurt man
Joey's hand gestures while speaking always entertain me.
Someone out there might have just realized that Joey stole their one shoe
I can’t tell if Joey Diaz has gel on his hair or not.
Its just regular Cuban hair
Pubean hair
Joe's fucking with you. On one hand he puts gel and on the other, just water. Kinda like with the 1 shoe. ;. )
@@juanc.9735 what were u trying to say dude
@@smith1008 at one point he says "if u ever wanna really F with someone, sneak into his place and take 1 shoe. He'll go f'ing nuts! He'll be talking about that freaking shoe forever, like years later! LOL" sorry if I lost u on that one since I'm not entirely sure if he said it in this segment.
Joey kicked so many doors down so we didn't have too. Bless him. tough life, but great lessons he teaches because of them
Joey is one of the most natural funny dudes around. He has a comic art of telling stories and gets Rogan giggling like a school girl climbing a gun rope.
For most people it is a deal breaker. For me, it inspires and reinforces my belief that I can too make a come back. Uncle Joey is a legend.
Best part about this clip is that Joey is admitting he’s great at making up stories
That'd work if he literally didnt do a cast with the dude he kidnapped lol
"Borrowing" stories....
most of his stories are specific and idiosyncratic enough to be easily believable. when you understand how fucked up Joey’s life was from a young age, none of the rest of the stories couldn’t be true.
"So I sent him an email on Facebook"
Looool
Your only a great story teller, if u have great stories to tell. Uncle Joey is one of a kind. 🤣👏🏼
Take note Redban
Joey Diaz is a raconteur of the street.
Never heard of a “raconteur” before. Looked it up and seemed to fit perfectly! Thanks for sharing
@Ted Negurski really?
“Bro this was august of ‘85...” that sentence alone made me grin thanks uncle Joey
Nobody:
Joe rogan: what’s your relationship with inter-dimensional Dimethyltryptamine cops
The joke is getting old
@ DMT is fucken crazy tho 🙄🙄🙄😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ yeah the novelty wore off. I felt enlightened for a few days maybe weeks after but then you get caught up in life and move on. Interesting shit but no need for me to go back
@@werroloco3112 Well generally the consensus is psychedelics require intermittent redesign, IF there's value in doing so but a lot of people never go back to DMTVille and that's fair. Only gotta 'meet God' once eh? Can't wait to join ya in temporary enlightenment but gotta prevent pneumothorax first
Joey got me cracking the fuck up at my job! 😂🤣😂🤣
Gross.
1:45
He was gunna say jew hahaha
Think he meant Jewel thief because he mentioned jewelry store earlier
Loool
I love how he just breezed by the kidnapping lol
Joey: *Breathes*
Joe: BAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Joey "I'm one dirty bastard" Diaz
He needs a show a la everybody hates Chris
I agree
@@br-jj6re adult swim would love that shit
@@janellemaynait HBO
@Hai Boai keep posting the same link and watch what happens
“Who else but coco”
I’m in the middle of a two hour insomnia Joey marathon and couldn’t be happier 😎
Joeys profanity is a deal breaker for soft individuals.
I hope it breaks more than deals.
The real deal breaker is how full of shit and how terrible a person he is. The profanity is ok, I just don't think profanity per se is funny enough to make me laugh.
"I was not wanted but I was questioning about a credit card situation" Joey Diaz 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joey footlocker diaz
Do more Joey diaz I love Joey diaz. It never gets old watching joe and joe talk about joekes
I’m a simple man, if I see a thumbnail of Joe laughing, I click.
I cannot get enough of Joey Diaz and joe Rogan these two are a hilarious pairing
I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of Joey Diaz stories
Start a petition to release the Joey Diaz interrogation tapes
I just saw the thumbnail and I laughed even before I pressed play.
this is the best duo , good vibes all around
1:16 If someone said he fit the description then it was probably him who did it, there's only 1 Joey Diaz and he's easily recognizable lmao
Stfu
Joey Diaz is always great on the JRE
A book of Joey's memoirs could either be an action-adventure gangster thriller, or the story line of the next GTA
0:24 sounds like a skateboard grinding on a rail😂😂
I swear Joey makes this shit up so entertaining tho 🤣🤣🤣
I agree.
DITTO, his future is bright as a Movie ( screenwriter)!! 💯
Except he keeps his stories straight. Hard to do over the course of years, with so many stories, and I've been listening to Uncle Joey for a long time. Bullshitters always slip up and mix up stories, eventually. If he is bullshitting, then he's the king of bullshitting, and I still respect it.
Its too obvious that these stories never happened
Matthew Bond even his friends say his story’s aren’t straight. Tom said on his podcast that his story’s have holes.
Imagine having been Joey's roomrate in the 80s, and every evening getting to hear about his crazy day
Ahh Joey you do have some really good stories keep it up brother thank you for the entertainment
Joey Diaz must be protected at all cost!
Mans a national treasure.
Joey’ stories are legendary ...
Lmaoo joe is being sincere at the end.. like legit experiencing n reliving that moment and joey is just fuckin hollering!! 🤣😂
Joey " One Shoe 👟" Diaz!!
Love joey...never let's the truth get in the way of a good story
Uncle Joey always reminds me of my grandpa (RIP) , he’s the best 👌🏼
What a story. Love you Joey... A symbol of hope for the disenfranchised
Joey Diaz amazing, could listen to him all day
Joey Diaz needs to be the main character in GTA 6
I adore joey stories could listen all day
Such a fantastic story teller!
Joey 'I dunno' CoCo Diaz 🤣🤣 Tremendous 🤣🤣
Already knew it was gonna get good when Joey said, “...lemme tell you sum...”
the best story teller. i put my brother and my cousin onto this show
Joey’s stories are timeless😂😂
Dumb Question: What does Joey mean when he says he was “dirty” in the comic world. He lost me there. 😂
They curse a lot, talk about bad things...
Clean means no lude subject matter or cursing
I'm sure he means that and morally tbh hahaha coke snorting, stealing, the works
Nah it means he was still using & a criminal to boot
Thabks y’all!
Joey never explained what he did that he regrets so much after the judge did him that favor
He said he went off on his ex and boyfriend. Cussed them out
Hey Joe do you think you could get your lighting and video resolution up a little bit in your studio during your podcast. That way it looks better on my damn expensive television?
The thumbnail sold me lmao if anyone can make jr laugh it’s this guy
"Guy pulled a gun"
"Next thing I knew I was home. I had a bike" hahahaha
Joey Diaz is on the Joe Rogan Podcast.
FBI: (Intense Heavy Breathing)
Thank you uncle joey I have a bad family you cheerd me right up 😭
I love listening to Joey Diaz and his stories. He must have had one of the best life’s ever he’s so funny. Excellent
"life's" lol
One of my best friends that I grew up with is a younger Joey Diaz down to the looks and mannerisms. Guy has the best funniest stories and I die laughing every time we see each other!
Luuuckkyy ~ ! ;'(
I pray uncle Joey takes care of himself. The comedy world will be empty without him ! I also think they should come out with a new godfather and make Joey the skipper
He’s in the sopranos movie
The comedy world would be empty without him? That’s a big statement man but I don’t think that’s the case but he would be missed
Javier Ordaz the comedy world would be devastated if it lost Joey. You realize how many careers/ comedians he’s helped? Joey is also one of the reasons Rogan is so huge now too
Cobaine Mane I thought it was the other way around. Joey himself said he owes a lot to Rogan for helping him in his life and his career
Robert Brock yeah he is suppose to be, but I doubt he will play a huge role; I hope he does.
they need to make a movie of Joey life!!!! We love you Coco!!!
"Lemme tell you something" best story of ALL time always follows this sentence.
The shoe part got me, “steal one shoe” hahahahaha
They need to make short animations out of every story Joey tells on the podcast.
I love these stories 😂
Kick ass man
did anyone else catch joey almost say " if i was a jew" instead of credit card thief LMAO
Yup 🤣🤣
I think he was going to say jewelry thief but your take is way better.
I just love Joey's stories, fiction or non fiction lol.
We neeeeeeed a Joe Diaz animated show based on all his stories!!!!
Every Monday on jre should be Jose Diaz day lmaoooooo
Joey “the weeze laugh” Diaz ladies and gentleman
Imagine going to footlocker and joeys there😂
He's amazing at telling stories well his life
We are Lucky to have him. God bless you Joey
We used to take the remote for the tv out of peoples houses when we left a party knowing they’d be looking for it for hours Tremendous!
I would love to see a tv show where each episode is Joey from different points in his life, but he has to play himself Even if he was a kid lmao
He would be professional, like a dr.
Nothing better than doing late night chores in the house with joey diaz clips playing on your headphone
Already know this video was gonna be a banger, so before I started it I rolled me a number.
Telluride is one of the few towns in the US that have Town Marshals...
One Road. .in and out. .Small town...
@@finddeniro Really small... Not as creepy as a town I went to in Az. Colorado City in Mohave County. They had those Polymamists cult there. Warren Jeff's.
I went there for a side job to lay fiberoptic 14 years ago. They had Town Marshals too. Cah REEEPY! Every adult male would watch us with Binos and the Marshals shadowed us for two days.
when Joey talks Hans Christian Andersen is writing down!
the way he tells stories is like he acts them out infront of you and really gets into it
I love how hard Joey makes rogan laugh... Such beauty of relationship