Joe Rogan Experience

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  • čas přidán 17. 08. 2017
  • Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”. Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom's House.

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  • @tjpotvin
    @tjpotvin Před 4 lety +3696

    When joey lowers his voice and says "Joe Rogan..." You know some shits bout to be said

    • @20twin10
      @20twin10 Před 4 lety +23

      So true 😂

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 Před 4 lety +157

      “And I blew this fart Joe Rogan...”

    • @kevinobryant48
      @kevinobryant48 Před 4 lety +3

      You

    • @fanmad-hg4nf
      @fanmad-hg4nf Před 3 lety +48

      I love LOVE the way he asks Jamie "could you pull that up, Jaime, please if you're not too busy." He's the nicest guest he has on. His respect for everyone in the room is so refreshing.

    • @FunkyGeneral47
      @FunkyGeneral47 Před 3 lety +3

      Literal shit in the story😂😂

  • @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
    @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral Před 6 lety +11521

    People were expecting Conor Mcgregor or Mike Tyson or some famous actor, instead we got Joey Diaz. And I love it.

    • @OrangeJackson
      @OrangeJackson Před 6 lety +57

      Mike would have been soooooo much better.

    • @ally11488
      @ally11488 Před 6 lety +23

      Beerdy - Bruce Lee Central - I was hoping for Noam Chomsky instead of that fat fuck Diaz.

    • @bryanmatkin2837
      @bryanmatkin2837 Před 6 lety +174

      I'm always hoping for Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I'm surprised he's never had them on... he's obviously a huge fan.

    • @ford7285
      @ford7285 Před 6 lety +83

      joe rogan had a 4 year homosexual relationship with my disowned transvestite brother. my brother still has a penis. no chance of mistaking him for a real woman

    • @mje19D
      @mje19D Před 6 lety +4

      Beerdy - Bruce Lee Central entitlement

  • @n00bJesus
    @n00bJesus Před 4 měsíci +321

    Dude i rewatch this at least once a year. Happens to be Christmas, and man is it bringing the spirits up :)
    Hope you all are having a decent day, and keep a strong chin in 2024.

    • @fordthiel9627
      @fordthiel9627 Před 4 měsíci +8

      same

    • @Jitsudo
      @Jitsudo Před 4 měsíci +5

      Same, I just love listening to Joe and Joey.

    • @PAULSKOI
      @PAULSKOI Před 3 měsíci +8

      Such a nice comment man. All the best to you from Berlin.

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux Před 2 měsíci +1

      Stay alive stay smart boys

    • @Owensti
      @Owensti Před měsícem +4

      Ive watched this at least 20 times still hilarious every time i rewatch it 😭

  • @dennissettlemyre917
    @dennissettlemyre917 Před 9 měsíci +100

    “He was so tall he used to snort coke off the top of a refrigerator.”-Joey Diaz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Deussmorte
      @Deussmorte Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂

    • @sage951_
      @sage951_ Před 3 měsíci +1

      Time stamp lmao

    • @B3TheReepaz
      @B3TheReepaz Před měsícem

      ​@@sage951_just watch it completely, it is really worth

  • @fauxbravo
    @fauxbravo Před 6 lety +6670

    I love that Joey calls everyone by their full name.

  • @andrewfath4901
    @andrewfath4901 Před 4 lety +4239

    Who else has watched this iconic podcast more than twice

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 Před 4 lety +29

      Andrew Fath here I sit... again. So glad I opened comments

    • @jakerobinson4304
      @jakerobinson4304 Před 4 lety +27

      Every monday to keep my mind right

    • @tomshanks4092
      @tomshanks4092 Před 4 lety +39

      1:07:45 when joey talks about stopping before you give someone the finger cos you don’t know what they’re going through. First time I’ve noticed this and it’s stuck with me this time

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 Před 4 lety +11

      Not Mick Blotters it’s easy to watch the same 3 episodes without noticing. All of Joey’s stories involve coke and scheming haha

    • @alexiasebastian1231
      @alexiasebastian1231 Před 4 lety +3

      Joey's first joke is seriously underrated.

  • @ajrob77
    @ajrob77 Před 8 měsíci +193

    I come back to this episode at least once a year… Life seems more worth living when you’re laughing so hard tears are streaming down your face ❤

    • @SamC992
      @SamC992 Před 5 měsíci

      I just watched Joey doing standup 10 years ago he was straight throwing jabs prolly high as hell on whatever

    • @GasPowordStick
      @GasPowordStick Před 5 měsíci +3

      Driving while listening this episode I do not recommend,very dangerous maybe that's just me laughing hysterically

    • @marshallevans8219
      @marshallevans8219 Před 5 měsíci

      I couldn't agree more!

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 Před 5 měsíci

      Do u remember the day this first came out ? Watching it live , 2017 trump had just started using the term “fake news” , off white Jordan 1’s were first released a few weeks earlier , these were the days. Only 6 years ago but it feels like a lifetime.

    • @joannafaulkner822
      @joannafaulkner822 Před 5 měsíci

      😅❤ f ⁵​@@SamC992❤❤😂🎉❤😂ll😢😮 .
      Fluèesesaz
      PI
      O9kk b b b b b b b bbbbbbnpppppp..

  • @karthnathaneesh4442
    @karthnathaneesh4442 Před 5 měsíci +123

    0:00 - 10:28 - Earthquakes, Northridge Earthquake, hurricanes, hailing
    10:28 - 14:15 - North Hollywood Shootout and its impact, gun/weapon industry, handball
    14:15 - 27:42 - American expats in Central/South America, taxes/IRS and government spending
    27:42 - 37:00 - Commission on sales, Joey Diaz's drug use and growth in comedy/career, Tom Segura's podcast
    37:00 - 54:44 - Joey Diaz's shit stories, more shit stories from Joe and Tom, Joey Diaz's fart stories
    54:44 - 1:12:50 - Joey Diaz's story about the husband who pimps his wife, Latin cultures, interacting with people
    1:12:50 - 1:25:05 - Early days of JRE podcast and its impact, receiving gifts from fans
    1:25:05 - 1:39:02 - Technology and its impact on privacy/society
    1:39:02 - 1:46:50 - Randy Couture and scarfs, topical creams and massages, Wim Hof, breathing techniques
    1:46:50 - 2:03:32 - Rickson Gracie, breathing control, the Iron Sheikh, Geto Boys, grillz
    2:03:32 - 2:15:58 - Paris Hilton, the Griddle, Pink's hot dogs, Joey's story about hot dog making, stories about the mob
    2:15:58 - 2:44:16 - Charlottesville protests and Donald Trump, Joey's rant on politics, Police officers, Fruit Cart incident, Star Maps
    2:44:16 - 3:02:14 - JRE podcast influence, cigars, Steve McQueen, Burt Reynolds, Dubai
    3:02:14 - 3:19:05 - Floyd Mayweather's cars, McGregor vs Mayweather fight. Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan/Julius Irving and the greatest dunks of all time
    3:19:05 - 3:34:11 - Genetic testing and ancestry, Joey Diaz's cousin's band, Tom Segura and Joey Diaz on speaking Spanish, wacking off impersonations and stories

  • @gearoidcoffey90
    @gearoidcoffey90 Před rokem +3825

    Anyone coming back in 2022 to hear Joey make Joe and Tom laugh like little school girls?

  • @dimitricdth4477
    @dimitricdth4477 Před 3 lety +1682

    The podcast begins: "Im petrified of earthquakes... I sleep with sneakers on" LMFAOOOOO

    • @pep827
      @pep827 Před 3 lety +79

      dawg the amount of times I've watched this episode is insane lol

    • @Anna-ut4sh
      @Anna-ut4sh Před 3 lety +43

      they really spent 30 minutes talking about the shits they've taken

    • @btchplease8211
      @btchplease8211 Před 2 lety +10

      I ve got 2 guns and generator.... 20 gallons of water. Come on man Muahahabah

    • @deezapenuts4498
      @deezapenuts4498 Před 2 lety +2

      “Sneakas”

    • @brendajohnson462
      @brendajohnson462 Před 2 lety

      Have you seen
      “Joe Rogan gets mad at Alex Jones”
      It’s too funny!😡 😂

  • @rickrandall7139
    @rickrandall7139 Před 10 měsíci +432

    Still one of the best episodes of all time right here. Absolutely legendary.

  • @mattr543
    @mattr543 Před 11 měsíci +108

    This is still the greatest podcast of all time in 2023. Tremendous!

    • @alexsinkwitz8087
      @alexsinkwitz8087 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Agreed

    • @robbie_bbx4381
      @robbie_bbx4381 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Tremendous indeed

    • @iUMiE
      @iUMiE Před 10 měsíci +1

      I agree but you can’t say all time and then specify a time my ocd wont stand for it

  • @michaelgallo390
    @michaelgallo390 Před 4 lety +742

    "If I'm walkin' on ice, I might as well dance."
    stealin that

    • @d3monp4rry
      @d3monp4rry Před 4 lety +7

      I hear that!

    • @deviltoys2000
      @deviltoys2000 Před 4 lety +40

      "Take a chance, Columbus did." another great joey line.

    • @l8nightvibes
      @l8nightvibes Před 4 lety

      Michael Gallo its funny imo😭.. but i totally understand him. thats some real stuff

    • @trekruger
      @trekruger Před 3 lety +2

      I like ralphie Mays which is if I’m gonna dance with the devil I might as well take lead
      RIP Ralphie May

  • @coleeason9893
    @coleeason9893 Před 5 lety +3222

    I like how Joey addresses even his friends by their full name with respect.

    • @andraignat11
      @andraignat11 Před 5 lety +133

      That's some really oldschool stuff, and while listening, I only heard him saying Joe's name. Thought Man, he doesn't like Segura, but then I realized he was addressing the host, like the person hosting him. Hats off!

    • @WildlandExplorer
      @WildlandExplorer Před 5 lety +161

      @@andraignat11 I caught a "Tom Segura" in there from Joey at least once!

    • @Carlito0220
      @Carlito0220 Před 5 lety +50

      Cole Eason Not only that, but, do you notice how he never refers to them by disrespectful names or says anything mean to them. Even if it was for comedy.

    • @Ethiokarate1
      @Ethiokarate1 Před 5 lety +7

      So he remembers which Tom lol he's a seasonsd stoner, memory tricks 😉

    • @ABHav0k55
      @ABHav0k55 Před 5 lety +31

      Pretty sure he uses their full name to get their attention. It always seems like he starts calling people by their full names and yelling when everyone isn't focused on him

  • @positivitydoesntsell
    @positivitydoesntsell Před 11 měsíci +79

    Now it's time for episode 2000!!! Crazy how far the podcast has gone hopefully he makes it a special episode💯💛

    • @giseii
      @giseii Před 10 měsíci +11

      did him coming out as a furry meet your expectations?

    • @wut0.o
      @wut0.o Před 10 měsíci

      @@giseii 🤣

  • @user-xm6ro1ep5d
    @user-xm6ro1ep5d Před rokem +14

    I really can appreciate how Joey can just sit there and listen to Joe, or Tom, or any guest go on for quite a while.

  • @chiefbeegee5860
    @chiefbeegee5860 Před 3 lety +2741

    Dude, listening to Joey Diaz laugh is the funniest thing. He sounds like my 2010 Ford Focus when It won’t start on a cold morning.

    • @EXTERMINATEYOBLOCK
      @EXTERMINATEYOBLOCK Před 3 lety +63

      Someone said on the other comments Joeys laughs like how he’d imagine if a Komodo Dragon laughs and another one said it sounds like when you microwave some sausages. I can’t I unhear it anymore

    • @at-cj2iy
      @at-cj2iy Před 3 lety +5

      You have no car bitch

    • @ellamayoxoxo9510
      @ellamayoxoxo9510 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @buzzkill5083
      @buzzkill5083 Před 2 lety

      Yuy66y6y66y6y6yyyy6666yy66666yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy6yyy66yy7yuyyyuy6yyyuyyuuyuyuuyuyuuyuuyuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyuuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuu6yy66666y66y666666666y66yy6yy66666y6y6y66y6666y6yy66y66666y666y6yy666y666766666y66

    • @Duality333
      @Duality333 Před 2 lety +5

      I skipped past this comment first and had barely read it….
      Fucking two minutes later I hear Joey laugh and died, had to come back and find it again.

  • @trentshaffermidwestronin5419
    @trentshaffermidwestronin5419 Před 5 lety +1934

    Joey "I either scream or whisper" Diaz.

  • @Alexa16394
    @Alexa16394 Před 13 dny +1

    Uncle Joeys laugh makes me so happy 😂

  • @zilinruan
    @zilinruan Před měsícem +3

    I’ve legit watched this 20x’s and it’s still funny as fuck!!!

  • @JDunigan88
    @JDunigan88 Před 4 lety +2426

    Joey's cough sounds like someone dumping a 5 gallon bucket of paint into a trash can

  • @smilescries5325
    @smilescries5325 Před 2 lety +1141

    Joe said ‘big daddy’ more in that 5 minute sequence than he has his entire life

    • @raymondmir-rosario4205
      @raymondmir-rosario4205 Před 2 lety +59

      Joe “big daddy gets mad when you try to fuck him” rogan

    • @JokesRJokes
      @JokesRJokes Před 2 lety +51

      That you know of

    • @smilescries5325
      @smilescries5325 Před 2 lety +19

      @Zachary B I’m happy I wasn’t off psychs when I watched, it would’ve thrown me in a loop hard

    • @Zero-us5xm
      @Zero-us5xm Před 2 lety +20

      It started making me uncomfortable after the 2nd he said it

    • @micahned
      @micahned Před 2 lety +12

      @@smilescries5325 Brah the podcast is 3.5 hours long, if you're going to reference a 5 minute sequence then maybe throw in a timestamp

  • @Ashley-vq9xe
    @Ashley-vq9xe Před rokem +6

    Omg! He’s changing flavors 😂😂😂😂 literally in tears. These guys are the best

  • @Hejirah
    @Hejirah Před 9 měsíci +1

    the part where Joey gets fired up about the mexican nannies had me dyin' :D

  • @xKenFlowx
    @xKenFlowx Před 5 lety +1776

    This podcast and Forrest Gump have the same replay value.

  • @DaneWilcox
    @DaneWilcox Před 5 lety +727

    I heard "Big Daddy" more in this podcast than I had in my entire life.

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 Před 5 lety +27

      You gotta get you a bitch that call you big daddy every morning dawg, itll change your life

    • @skinny2swole
      @skinny2swole Před 5 lety +20

      Joe "big daddy" Rogan

    • @oofogman420oo2
      @oofogman420oo2 Před 5 lety +1

      Gray wolf fuck yeah it does.. Ive got it and will never let it go!!!

    • @tomsonik6256
      @tomsonik6256 Před 5 lety +1

      That's nothing compared to the amount of "shit" they say... ;) Just wait for it.

    • @addnamehere7940
      @addnamehere7940 Před 5 lety +1

      My ex (RIP) USE To call me big daddy all the time. My friend was jealous :
      A: because he tried to smash b 4 me and got shut down.
      B. Because he told his girl he finally got to call him big daddy and she shut that down quick.
      She said " It reminds me of bad thing in her pay

  • @lindybones
    @lindybones Před rokem +2

    These three... 🤣 Still by far my favorite podcast episode. Ever.

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry Před rokem +5

    I loved this episode, I missed these guys being together in a room. It's chilled and cool. I know Joey is in NJ but he needs to be on more.

  • @dudebruh5703
    @dudebruh5703 Před 3 lety +839

    My ruthless 9 hour shifts fly right by when I listen to Joey and joe

    • @360fausto
      @360fausto Před 3 lety +53

      Tough time don’t last only tough people last 💯

    • @simplytoxic4521
      @simplytoxic4521 Před 2 lety +43

      Bro I’m at work rn and I’m an hour deep into this podcast and it’s flying by rn

    • @yungbrendan8512
      @yungbrendan8512 Před 2 lety +18

      @@simplytoxic4521 lads I’ve been doing the exact same thing joe Joey podcasts are elite

    • @JoseRamirez-yh2ll
      @JoseRamirez-yh2ll Před 2 lety

      @@360fausto hmmm nice quote! You mind if I use that one bro

    • @yehdssdgsdg7790
      @yehdssdgsdg7790 Před 2 lety +15

      Same man.
      Stuck up here in this crane at the port.
      Been up here since 5 AM yesterday. , it’s 4 AM the the next day and these podcasts are gonna keep my ass going til 5 pm later today.

  • @isaacb5968
    @isaacb5968 Před 4 lety +441

    I wish my girlfriend talked about me the way Joe Rogan talks about the IRS

  • @rktyler3470
    @rktyler3470 Před 7 měsíci +2

    6 years ago I watched this while working a prep shift at the restaurant I used to manage. I had a newborn son and lived in the townhouse me and my wife got married in.
    Now I’ve got 3 kids. I sell products and services to restaurants. We have a nice house in a green suburb.
    I’ve seen episode 1000 a few dozen times.

  • @Gonzales9412
    @Gonzales9412 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Take a drink every time joe says big daddy lol

  • @steffjames3974
    @steffjames3974 Před 4 lety +1302

    No one:
    Joe Rogan: B I G D A D D Y

    • @Kromsmitesyou
      @Kromsmitesyou Před 4 lety +33

      Yeah that was weird. I think he was thinking of the big brother term.

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ Před 4 lety +40

      Kromsmitesyou We all work for Big Daddy, it’s Big Brother that watches us

    • @joshuahanson1127
      @joshuahanson1127 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Doorito_ oh no we're in 1984!

    • @jonnysith
      @jonnysith Před 4 lety +1

      XD

    • @S1873
      @S1873 Před 4 lety +5

      That’s what he calls his wife’s bull I’m guessing

  • @devinscott8680
    @devinscott8680 Před 5 lety +771

    The shit stories alone made this episode legendary.

  • @Reyshahrianamir
    @Reyshahrianamir Před 10 měsíci +5

    Joey was on fire for 3 hrs straight

  • @randylake106
    @randylake106 Před 10 měsíci +3

    The way that Joey calls Rogan "Joe Rogan" everytime he talks to him.❤

  • @dommyboysmith
    @dommyboysmith Před 2 lety +1761

    Hits me in feels that Joey still remembers his roots and how tough it is for the everyday family.
    I'm about to turn 30 and I've never been on vacation. Never been anywhere. Made something of myself from nothing, I'm not hurting or complaining. But that struggle is real and it feels good to be aknowledged, especially by Joey Diaz.

    • @Ippoone
      @Ippoone Před 2 lety +77

      That’s beautiful, but get out there! There’s a whole world for you to see! Even if it’s the next town over.

    • @louisparks3497
      @louisparks3497 Před 2 lety +92

      21 was homeless from 14 until just march of 2020 i feel you man, done construction my whole life, just about to hit colorado soon with the bags on my back, and my 98 stang gonna try and make a life for myself

    • @elrid5561
      @elrid5561 Před 2 lety +9

      Homeless people’s out here with girlfriends but not me nigga

    • @elrid5561
      @elrid5561 Před 2 lety +11

      I apologize if that sounded bad

    • @siruser23
      @siruser23 Před 2 lety +11

      @@elrid5561 lmfaooo

  • @_KC3_
    @_KC3_ Před 8 měsíci

    Omg I’m over here crying he said hey hi I’m a celebrity 😂😂😂

  • @ryant6009
    @ryant6009 Před rokem +1

    You can't fake Joe wiping the tears from his eyes with his shirt from Joey making him laugh so hard

  • @jordonberger20
    @jordonberger20 Před 3 lety +646

    Guarantee working a night shift and listening to anything with joey diaz will make the shift 10x better

    • @kaydonrollins4543
      @kaydonrollins4543 Před 3 lety +1

      No doubt

    • @afonsomartinho4186
      @afonsomartinho4186 Před 2 lety +5

      I'm currently a office worker and I've tried listening to it but I just can't focus on my job😂what do you guys do?or to like not get fully distracted

    • @jordonberger20
      @jordonberger20 Před 2 lety +6

      @@afonsomartinho4186 I usually had to turn it down and take a breather. Cause joey will get you so easily distracted with the stories. 😂

    • @MrJonnyBoy10
      @MrJonnyBoy10 Před 2 lety

      @@afonsomartinho4186 (

    • @destinhook3826
      @destinhook3826 Před 2 lety

      Doing this now 😂😂😂😂

  • @samkiefer6750
    @samkiefer6750 Před 3 lety +1450

    Who’s here in January 2021 still watching this masterpiece

    • @daniellepiana
      @daniellepiana Před 3 lety +12

      First time...definitely going in my saved videos. Love it!

    • @HunterRouth
      @HunterRouth Před 3 lety +2

      Yes Sir!

    • @blainebrown8824
      @blainebrown8824 Před 3 lety +17

      Had too. Spotify player sucks ass and I was jonesing for a full show.

    • @Nld1202
      @Nld1202 Před 3 lety +4

      February lol

    • @Nld1202
      @Nld1202 Před 3 lety +6

      @@blainebrown8824 yea wtf is up with that, I can’t see video but on the promo it’s “switch back and fourth from video or audio seamlessly”

  • @andrewjohnson6262
    @andrewjohnson6262 Před rokem +5

    Been a long time since I had a laugh that made me cry and my stomach to cramp so hard. But that fart joke "he's changing flavours" is one of the best fart jokes I've ever heard.

  • @FrankieLapenna
    @FrankieLapenna Před 4 lety +1588

    Joey’s cough sounds like ice being thrown down a garbage disposal.

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 Před 4 lety +30

      I think it sounds like large springs being pulled apart 🤣

    • @jasonnn2284
      @jasonnn2284 Před 4 lety +25

      i HEARD it in my head when i read this.

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud Před 4 lety +17

      Eh that guys comment about it sounding like paint being poured into a trash can is better. Almost the same joke you made.

    • @thygreatmark
      @thygreatmark Před 4 lety +14

      Bubd00nk he thought he was cool af commenting that, but stole the whole joke and idea. Francis Mencia 😭

    • @joe.monterrosa90
      @joe.monterrosa90 Před rokem

      ​@@DirtSpud 77

  • @themarathoncontinues9884
    @themarathoncontinues9884 Před 5 lety +371

    "Chinese yakuzas" I love Joey Diaz

  • @user-gh2bh3tc3z
    @user-gh2bh3tc3z Před 8 měsíci

    I never thought I'd hear joe Rogan say big daddy 1000 times 😂

  • @christycullen2355
    @christycullen2355 Před rokem

    I always come back to this when I'm feeling down. Cheers me up without fail

  • @rjmiller9144
    @rjmiller9144 Před 3 lety +2540

    This is probably the funniest piece of radio ever recorded.
    Say what you want about JRE, but the podcast is very versatile. You can go from listening to Elon Musk talking about how we’ve gone too far with AI or you can listen to Joey Diaz telling stories about how he clouded a school bus with farts..
    Pick your poison.

    • @maruchannuudle657
      @maruchannuudle657 Před 3 lety +72

      I listen to JRE while i work. Iv heard hundreds, if not a thousand. From eveything to topics that dont interest me to ways to learn new skillsets or just laugh hysterically

    • @GoodBilll
      @GoodBilll Před 3 lety +21

      flavours lmao

    • @mrs4624
      @mrs4624 Před 3 lety +30

      @@GoodBilll OMG hes changing flavour

    • @ENGW1SH
      @ENGW1SH Před 3 lety +3

      Cringe

    • @yourdad587
      @yourdad587 Před 3 lety +13

      @@ENGW1SH he’s not wrong though?

  • @just_a_ghoste1436
    @just_a_ghoste1436 Před 3 lety +177

    57:19
    “Is that stuff true?”
    “Yah”
    “Well show me the monkey.”
    It was spotless, it nearly stunk.”

    • @SunnieSlurp
      @SunnieSlurp Před 3 lety +2

      Thank you

    • @MRPfrfr
      @MRPfrfr Před 3 lety +20

      @FelmStdio Bob's your uncle

    • @entombedmachine1518
      @entombedmachine1518 Před 2 lety

      @@MRPfrfr yeah, that’ll clear it up for em’

    • @meld1817
      @meld1817 Před 2 lety +1

      @FelmStdio don't worry about just laugh when they laugh

  • @brettc5386
    @brettc5386 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Committed long range suicide" is my favorite part of this video🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincivedivicilextalionas4036

    Joey sounds like hes dying when he laughs and it makes it 10x funnier

    • @moyuh
      @moyuh Před 5 lety

      vinci vedi vici lex talionas As I read this comment 49:57 happened

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM Před 5 lety +1

      Dude sounds like he's dying just sitting there, dude is such a greasy pig.

    • @jackthebongripper4520
      @jackthebongripper4520 Před 5 lety

      Haha I agree with that statement vinvi vedi vici lex talionas!

    • @bthomas2782
      @bthomas2782 Před 5 lety

      Here's a video of Joe Rogan Forcing Mike Tyson to do drugs!
      czcams.com/video/y77o32M0J3g/video.html
      It's hilarious!

  • @Camelworks
    @Camelworks Před 6 lety +1340

    1:38:00 - "Migo Vinopolo" fucking kills me, Joey Diaz mispronouncing names is my favorite thing of all time.

  • @curtiszzzchicago
    @curtiszzzchicago Před rokem +3

    "You don't know what that guy's going thru today...." 100% frickin bullseye Joey! I'm 54, All over Chicago and Burb's since 91 running plumbing servive calls all down the tollways, alleys,,,, all of it.
    Watching people wreck, break down, run, chase, smile, cry .... Cut you off in traffic, eat up your time at Walmart. Whatever's
    People get rude, people react, shit blows up.
    Most the time I'm looking at that rudeness thinking "Maybe their kids on a table at the ER. give way."

  • @Sukhumvit1
    @Sukhumvit1 Před 7 měsíci

    Just watched this episode for the first time after seeing the “Show me the monkey” clip today😂😂
    So funny 😂

  • @NewfieLawNerd
    @NewfieLawNerd Před 4 lety +638

    “ oh my god he’s changing flavours “ will always be one of the best quotes from this show

    • @mcod99
      @mcod99 Před 4 lety +3

      I’m rolling at that 😂

    • @leaksmoke9859
      @leaksmoke9859 Před 4 lety +6

      U spellt "flavors" rong

    • @Mycorruptedmind
      @Mycorruptedmind Před 4 lety +20

      @@leaksmoke9859 You spelt "you" and "wrong" wrong dumbass

    • @christianmarks4634
      @christianmarks4634 Před 4 lety +4

      leak smoke there’s other countries but America you ignorant scallywag, some English words are spelt differently by region.

    • @leaksmoke9859
      @leaksmoke9859 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Mycorruptedmind and "spellt". Lmao how'd you miss that one?

  • @nxcts20
    @nxcts20 Před 4 lety +2025

    S U K A L A M I N K

  • @neverfamouspodcast
    @neverfamouspodcast Před 10 měsíci +5

    First time watching this , 6 years later and still funny af😂😂😂😂

  • @santiagomedina7663
    @santiagomedina7663 Před 9 měsíci

    Im down here in Mexico 8/2/2023 and im watching Rogan, Joey and Segura talking about taking a big shit when you eat a lot lol

  • @platinumbrick6
    @platinumbrick6 Před 4 lety +549

    1:13:05 joe a real one for not leaving Jamie hanging

  • @JoanneIonita
    @JoanneIonita Před 4 lety +491

    When life is hard and I feel depressed and hopeless, I just watch this - it's impossible not to laugh so hard with tears.

    • @ilikespoonsandsuch2421
      @ilikespoonsandsuch2421 Před 4 lety +8

      You should definitely try to make your life better too

    • @JoanneIonita
      @JoanneIonita Před 4 lety +14

      @@ilikespoonsandsuch2421 absolutely! :) a work in progress.

    • @ilikespoonsandsuch2421
      @ilikespoonsandsuch2421 Před 4 lety +5

      @@JoanneIonita Glad to hear, I wish you the best

    • @JoanneIonita
      @JoanneIonita Před 4 lety +3

      @@ilikespoonsandsuch2421 likewise, happy new year!

    • @wardwyatt9364
      @wardwyatt9364 Před 4 lety +2

      Joanne Bhaloo it’s what I’m doing right now!

  • @connormarshall1867
    @connormarshall1867 Před 10 měsíci +4

    This episode was the first thing to ever make me cry laughing

  • @kendallhunt981
    @kendallhunt981 Před 3 lety +423

    “Group move to Colorado” little did they know that it’d be Texas 🤣

    • @Nozylatten
      @Nozylatten Před 2 lety +7

      Joey is In Jearsey

    • @ALCblackout24HD
      @ALCblackout24HD Před 2 lety +1

      @@Nozylatten why

    • @evancaulk7692
      @evancaulk7692 Před 2 lety +16

      @@ALCblackout24HD thats where his home is. hes happier than hes been in years ever since

    • @mftoeless1687
      @mftoeless1687 Před 2 lety +8

      @@evancaulk7692 it’s fucking retarded but knowing Joey Diaz is out there smoking a j enjoying his life brings a tiny bit of peace to mine I think cause of what he went thru and to make it out and be like him is just remarkable and gives me hope for humanity

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Před 2 lety +1

      Texas is full of retards.

  • @monteyburns21
    @monteyburns21 Před 6 lety +1243

    My day gets better every time Joey Diaz is on this podcast. Tom is just the icing on the cake. 1000 more please.

    • @fredo5597
      @fredo5597 Před 6 lety +1

      Gary Burns shut the
      Fuck up

    • @lylepotvin6990
      @lylepotvin6990 Před 6 lety +4

      Gary Burns 3

    • @Jd-if9yb
      @Jd-if9yb Před 10 měsíci +12

      just hit a 1000 more

    • @boogaluace8198
      @boogaluace8198 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@lylepotvin6990😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢❤

    • @sneejayB
      @sneejayB Před 10 měsíci +6

      Another 1000 episodes later 👌

  • @brentcogswell6884
    @brentcogswell6884 Před rokem

    This has to the best JRE with joey diaz i have listened to so far. Really hard to work when im laughing so hard.

  • @Kuleizy
    @Kuleizy Před 6 měsíci +1

    This is my favorite JRE Podcast for sure, we need this Trio back for another

  • @Windex-my-balls
    @Windex-my-balls Před 5 lety +809

    How many times is he gonna say “big daddy” lmfao

  • @kyleinstereo7988
    @kyleinstereo7988 Před 6 lety +347

    Possibly one of the most legendary podcast episodes ever.

    • @seangeraghty4
      @seangeraghty4 Před 6 lety

      Kyle Stater he should have got real a list celebrities on

    • @Mosixman
      @Mosixman Před 6 lety +1

      +Bendtner 4ever like who? All of them are boring except Matthew McBigdickahay

    • @leonedmunds5109
      @leonedmunds5109 Před 6 lety +9

      diaz makes me wish i was alive in the 70s

    • @joaopedrosilva116
      @joaopedrosilva116 Před 5 lety +1

      a joke every 10 seconds

    • @alecpowers3453
      @alecpowers3453 Před 5 lety

      The podcast with that dodo was better but i like this episode

  • @danitano3079
    @danitano3079 Před rokem +8

    "He's changing flavor" cracked me right there crying and laughing at the same time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mayheml
    @Mayheml Před rokem +3

    I hope 2000th episode will be Diaz and Segura again.

  • @killekillekille1
    @killekillekille1 Před 6 lety +658

    Joey ”you know me dawg” Diaz

    • @Hypnotiq406
      @Hypnotiq406 Před 6 lety +27

      Joey "lemme tell you something Joe rogan" Diaz.

    • @chewy11b96
      @chewy11b96 Před 6 lety +10

      Joey "like a fuckin docta" diaz

    • @Hypnotiq406
      @Hypnotiq406 Před 6 lety +7

      Joey " WE'RE GOIN DEEEEEP TONIGH COCKSUCKA!!" Diaz

    • @MrSharingan25
      @MrSharingan25 Před 6 lety +4

      I'm a fucking savage

    • @Hypnotiq406
      @Hypnotiq406 Před 6 lety +2

      Kelly Griffith if you dont know the joke gtfo

  • @Bleek17Six
    @Bleek17Six Před 6 lety +430

    Joey is a national fucking treasure

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz Před 6 lety +2

      He only just turned 55....
      He looks like he's 80..
      #didntquitcoke

    • @saynotohaloFIN
      @saynotohaloFIN Před 6 lety +5

      A Fancy Cow looks like 80? Then I want to look that good when Im 80

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq Před 6 lety +3

      No looks like 60 the most

    • @CertifiedSkank
      @CertifiedSkank Před 6 lety

      Had to unlike this comment or I would have made it 421 likes. No good.

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 Před 6 lety

      No the fuck he's not. Dude just shits and traumatizes people's toilets. I feel bad for anyone that has to clean up his fucking mess.

  • @user-id9ul4gv6f
    @user-id9ul4gv6f Před rokem +1

    2023 and this ep is still a banger, come back to this all the time

  • @roneldelgado5490
    @roneldelgado5490 Před rokem

    “Changing flavors” had me crying💀💀💀💀

  • @SoldererOfFortune
    @SoldererOfFortune Před 6 lety +1349

    That shit/fart chat segment was amazing.

    • @jimmysjoo7723
      @jimmysjoo7723 Před 6 lety +19

      had me dying

    • @xgrizzlee6865
      @xgrizzlee6865 Před 6 lety +48

      Looked like someone blew their brains out all over the wall lmao

    • @arealperson6523
      @arealperson6523 Před 6 lety +8

      It's just like the gays.

    • @tsnorquist
      @tsnorquist Před 6 lety +2

      Fid Fyodor timestamp please, on mobile and pressed for time. Thanks!

    • @TSCsREFLEX
      @TSCsREFLEX Před 6 lety +13

      Had me crying at work, people like kept asking if I'm alright 😂😂

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 Před rokem +888

    The fact that he’s 115 episodes away right now from #2000 and you can go back and see episode #1000 and they’re all still just bros is such a beautiful thing

    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins Před rokem +37

      The fact that joe’s done almost 1000 episodes in 5 years is also insane

    • @SquirrelJam
      @SquirrelJam Před rokem +8

      Most people stay friends longer than 1000 days tho

    • @CactusBrannigan
      @CactusBrannigan Před rokem +2

      @@SquirrelJam you’ve done the research yeah?

    • @dannyoneill939
      @dannyoneill939 Před rokem

      Who's better than you cocksucker

    • @chrisames2013
      @chrisames2013 Před rokem +1

      What about now

  • @villeda009
    @villeda009 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “If I’m walking on ice I might as well dance” I need to remember this more

  • @atillacodesstuff1223
    @atillacodesstuff1223 Před 11 měsíci +5

    less than a minute into the podcast and Joey is going, "im afraid of earthquakes, i sleep with slippers on", and Joe and Tom are dying laughing
    :D

  • @beanzmatt
    @beanzmatt Před 5 lety +1588

    This is my second or third time listening to this podcast, no shame...

    • @ctphillyfan7531
      @ctphillyfan7531 Před 5 lety +12

      Same

    • @ethans3113
      @ethans3113 Před 5 lety +20

      beanzmatt same didn’t realize till I started remembering what they wer gunna say

    • @sebg6865
      @sebg6865 Před 5 lety +1

      beanzmatt I have a great day and I will be a good time to get the same as uuuu

    • @stevebridges6692
      @stevebridges6692 Před 5 lety +17

      OMG he's changing flavors

    • @Gorilazz.
      @Gorilazz. Před 5 lety +5

      Listening to it a second time! Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!! These guys are legends!

  • @Daniel-de9lq
    @Daniel-de9lq Před 5 lety +308

    I come back to this episode like once a week and watch 58:40. I love Toms "You think that's crazy?" line right before he laughs which makes Joe laugh and then it cuts to a smile of joy from Joey. Quality work, Jamie.

    • @RobertBrownieJr
      @RobertBrownieJr Před 4 lety +21

      Init. Well done to the guy who never gets any thanks. Top work.

    • @underreppin
      @underreppin Před 4 lety +7

      Funniest part " he just wanted the $40 for the blow job....... I didn't give it to him" 😂

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 Před 4 lety

      ??

    • @redacted5035
      @redacted5035 Před 4 lety +3

      Once a week for the same clip? Psychopath...I mean that as the highest compliments

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 Před 4 lety +2

      @@redacted5035 it might be weird but why be a dick about it?

  • @DianaJimenez-vl6fc
    @DianaJimenez-vl6fc Před 10 měsíci +38

    Hits me in feels that Joey still remembers his roots and how tough it is for the everyday family.

  • @Luna_gaming
    @Luna_gaming Před 10 měsíci +3

    43:50 had me Dyin oh my god, I’m at work y’all 😂😂

  • @riccardogatti8571
    @riccardogatti8571 Před 6 lety +172

    "You don't wanna lose your hair? Put crazy glue on in the morning. It won't go nowhere"
    Joey Diaz

  • @_rchives_rchived
    @_rchives_rchived Před 4 lety +568

    confirmed ; Joey Diaz's farts can pull someone out of an overdose

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 Před 4 lety +3

      Naloxone dose lol, the shit they use to save people ODing on Heroin lol

    • @lowkeyog7961
      @lowkeyog7961 Před 4 lety

      Kevin Johnson narcan

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 Před 4 lety

      @@lowkeyog7961 ah shit your right i messed up

    • @Mcfc2Rich
      @Mcfc2Rich Před 4 lety

      Lol if he follows through the economy collapses

    • @finnanutyo1153
      @finnanutyo1153 Před 4 lety

      @@kevinjohnson7300 naloxone is the pharma name for narcan. You were right

  • @TemplarCormac
    @TemplarCormac Před 2 měsíci +1

    Everytime I hear Joey say your definitely going to the farm it makes me want to play a wolf among us lol

  • @kaelenedammann7988
    @kaelenedammann7988 Před rokem +1

    Joes little dance 🕺 as he’s talking about “inner asshole region.” 😆

  • @Stafa64
    @Stafa64 Před 5 lety +873

    I want a podcast called "Joe & Joey" no guest, just stories. Or "Coco & JoRo"

  • @ball_is_lifelife_is_a_ball4682

    20 minutes in and Joey comes up with Mike "The Solution" Sorrentino 😂🤣😂🤣
    The Solution guy 😂🤣😭😭

  • @skelvon4626
    @skelvon4626 Před rokem +763

    took me 4 years to finally realize how epic this episode was and still is. JRE x YMH x the church. now i know not everyone is here but this is one of the best pods to exists

    • @Smile-bu7dd
      @Smile-bu7dd Před rokem +27

      Trust me everyone comes back to this episode ever 2 months lmao

    • @amaanhussain3094
      @amaanhussain3094 Před rokem +8

      It's a classic for sure. For me the episodes I return to our Rogan and his good friends (Diaz, Fitzsimmons, ari, callen, schaub just to a name a few)

    • @ext93
      @ext93 Před rokem +9

      @@amaanhussain3094 talm bout Shwab bapa? Great guy, never meddum

    • @d0minican0milan0
      @d0minican0milan0 Před rokem +2

      This is for sure one of the greatest episodes ever...legendary 🤣

    • @marcust2393
      @marcust2393 Před rokem

      Truuu dat !

  • @kadecalibre9279
    @kadecalibre9279 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love how encouraging Joe is with Tom and his other friends, you don't know what those subtle compliments do for people.

  • @aarontull5066
    @aarontull5066 Před měsícem +3

    The most iconic podcast in history

  • @TheDukeOfDallas
    @TheDukeOfDallas Před 4 lety +205

    "Oh my God, he's changing flavors!"

  • @Corndog4382
    @Corndog4382 Před 6 lety +722

    Am I the only one who was crazy hyped to see they were the guests? I don't need some crazy celebrity who's probably not going to be good. This is amazing.

    • @Corndog4382
      @Corndog4382 Před 6 lety +78

      Father Gascoigne I've never used Reddit actually but I think I'm free to assume you're a very sad and miserable person. Have a good day for once.

    • @Corndog4382
      @Corndog4382 Před 6 lety +15

      Stoogs I feel like a hypocrite because I hate when people comment in that overused template, I genuinely didn’t realize I was doing it, I just enjoyed the podcast.

    • @nicholasrodriguez616
      @nicholasrodriguez616 Před 6 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @hoyit
      @hoyit Před 6 lety +3

      ConRon No you're not. I was like, "This is perfect" when I found out.

    • @someguy2775
      @someguy2775 Před 6 lety +3

      Stoogs right? Jesus, it's like these people yearn for validation from a bunch of nobodies. Fucking annoying.

  • @steveofgilead8173
    @steveofgilead8173 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Everytime I see joey in the purple shirt I start laughing. The fart stories alone make this episode tip tier.

  • @Shonathekiwipiercer
    @Shonathekiwipiercer Před 7 měsíci +1

    The tiger balm till the end of this has had me in stitches 😂 So knowledgeable but at times very much blind in basic anti-inflammatory & Paracetamol like analgesics. Love Joe & Joey so much! It’s great for him/them to have been a spreader of that helping exposure to some -for some- not well known things but for alot of people have known a lot of this for awhile. It’s cool to watch these older episodes again from Joes current perspectives. ❤❤❤

  • @christianvennemann9008
    @christianvennemann9008 Před 6 lety +610

    The ULTIMATE "Try Not to Laugh" Challenge: Listening to Joey Diaz talk about ANYTHING.

    • @larryfisher8332
      @larryfisher8332 Před 5 lety +18

      Rogan is laughing so hard he's crying.

    • @tehczarofgnar
      @tehczarofgnar Před 5 lety +1

      For real though

    • @daveenadams588
      @daveenadams588 Před 5 lety +2

      “Blue Cheese, or go fuck ya motha!”

    • @TheSupradvr
      @TheSupradvr Před 5 lety +1

      He is really funny

    • @PrinceTancred
      @PrinceTancred Před 4 lety

      I easily beat that challenge dick head. Didn’t even exhale out my nose once. Piece of fucking shit.

  • @icweiss
    @icweiss Před 2 lety +209

    People in my workplace are probably wondering why I'm grinning and laughing hysterically while I'm sitting at my desk in mere silence with my airpods in. Thanks for this podcast, Joe.

  • @hollarforadollar9244
    @hollarforadollar9244 Před rokem +2

    I listen to this at least once a year. Might be the funniest podcast ever.

  • @gregthegroove
    @gregthegroove Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ohhhhhhh I found the entire episode that contains the infamous “soo-ka La mink-minchia” Diaz joke! The best

  • @davidbrighina2118
    @davidbrighina2118 Před 6 lety +561

    Joe Rogan waited til episode 1000 to piss during the podcast.

  • @testikuskitestdrivr6012
    @testikuskitestdrivr6012 Před 4 lety +110

    "...I said Nashville and you wen't "...Nashville -96..."..." Joye Diaz is an archive for human experiences, that actually are fucking interesting to hear about. He's something else.

  • @brandonwestbrook6003
    @brandonwestbrook6003 Před 11 měsíci +2

    One of my alltime favorite podcasts. This one is perfect