More literally, "What's happening?", which for Mexicans has shifted to "¿Qué pasó?", "What happened?" I've no idea why since my family is Argentine, but I've known a lot of Mexicans and they say it very frequently. So likely, any time someone walked in the house or started a phone call, the bird would have heard, "¿Qué pasó?"
@@SepticFuddy ah cool, i'm still learning spanish, I thought it was qué pasa, but qué pasó is more of a what's up? ¿En Argentina dicen "qué tal", verdad?
@@SepticFuddy you're right!! my mexican family says it all the time, it just means what's up or what happened, it can be very casual/conversational or more literal depending on delivery :)
As someone that speaks cantonese, first of all, it's not that any of these names MEAN what they're saying, they just sound like it. It's like a translation, like Jessie = bird shit, it's more like the words for bird shit in cantonese sound very similar to Jessie, or the word for carrot sounds like Robert (it doesn't but i get to that later). Also, ear shit: that's what we call ear wax in cantonese. like a lot of chinese is made of compound words, it's combining multiple words together to mean something else, so ear wax, is literally the words EAR and SHIT. Just like how boogers in cantonese is literally NOSE SHIT. Also no artistic licence with Ryan, it woulds like "bad guy" in cantonese - it would be pronouced kind of like ... waai (or why) -yun. For Robert = carrot, i think they mean daikon radish/turnip, not carrot. In cantonese a carrot is literally "red daikon radish", which would be 3 syllables, but daikon radish is probably closer. Though, even then, it's a bit of a stretch ... it's pronounced ... lo-bak ... which is like ... sort of close to Robert.
to put it another way, its basically the equivalent of saying "Simon" means "sigh man" or a man who sighs. it doesnt really work because names don't really have meaning.
I checked my watch, saw it was six past noon and checked the day to see it was Friday and I realized: Simon's PP! Really great to look forward to this every week, thank you Simon, thank you Lewis.
In Japanese v becomes like a b sound. If your name is Dave, don't go by "Debu" in Japan. It basically means, "Fatty-fatty fat-fat" (with that same sense of childish teasing). There was a Dave Hague in Japan that went by "Debu Hage." You can't help but snort-laugh when you first heard his name cause it's like "Fatty-fatty fat-fat Baldy-baldy bald-bald." 😅
Spanish is my first language and I can bet the parrot was saying "que pasa?" That it is used commonly in Latin America as "what's going on?" Or also "what's up?"
Due to the law that made it illegal to hunt whales in Utah, speaking in Whale tongue became forbidden. Sadly, only the Pirates of the Great Salt Lake continued the practice of speaking in Whale, calling in the whales in...hunting them to their extinction in Utah.
What I’m learning here is neither of you have read the book Harry’s Mad. - An African Grey parrot with an American accent is bird-napped from his new family by a burglar and escapes, having to navigate London and survive to get back to his family (without letting anyone know how intelligent he is in order to remain safe).
Just checked a skeleton, and their legs are not that long at all. Quite short. But their knees are slightly higher than their hips. They waddle because, like many birds, their thighs are fused to their torso. They're only moving their lower legs to walk.
I can confirm that it is possible to complete a boul movement in one smooth, unbroken evacuation. It takes like 30 seconds and it's done. Usually almost nothing to wipe and it feels incredibly satisfying. Unfortunately, my bouls are kinda garbage so it doesn't happen very often but it's a nice surprise when it does. I've also personally never done one on a pavement, so never been able to evaluate the aesthetic appeal of the subsequent Maisie :p
The extinct sea creatures real names: "Playasaur" is a plesiosaur (species unknown). "Trilobite" is an ammonite (species unknown). The one on the far left looks like a whale ancestor, perhaps pakicetus or ambulocetus.
@@Jessie-vu8ns Generally I ignore those but it was grating to see a post made 4 minutes after the video was posted talking about how great the episode was. Usually people at least read the title and try to guess what it's about to make a quick joke for likes
Lewis I get weirded out by silences too! I also waffle and keep talking to fill the void. My girlfriends pet name for me is Waffle and she says she just zones it out. I also talk myself into trouble like you do too. But also a heart of gold. Your not alone bro!
Hey guys, now that you're making podcasts again, I realised the poor audio listeners have nowhere to comment on it directly. I say we bring back Tina Barrett's front door as the message board.
I know Cantonese, and I still fuckup the tones Earshit -> basically earwax and eyeshit -> the sleep/sand you get in your eyes Robert -> Law baht, carrot!
About the parrot speaking spanish: The bird probably flew into a spanish-speaking neighborhood as opposed to a restaurant. America still has segregated neighborhoods to an extent, there’s very little residential mixing of ethnic groups (and even less likely that a british immigrant was living around ethnic minorities]
This may be true in certain places (and California definitely has them), but I feel the need to leave a note that the whole country is not that way and there is indeed plenty of mixing throughout most of it. Different regions of a city may be very mixed or very segregated even. I grew up north of Dallas and we had tons of Chinese, Indians, Koreans and Pakistanis (among other, smaller groups) all in the same upper-middle class neighborhoods with whites (of all sorts) and going to the same schools. Most parts of the Dallas area have plenty of Mexicans, Indians and whites all in the same areas. But then you go to the south side of Dallas and you find more segregated neighborhoods, either Mexican or not. Certain parts of downtown (like "Deep Ellum", named after how the locals pronounced "Elm Street") are historically black as well.
20 minutes to poo!? WTF? More like 3! Also, that white stripe in Lewis' hair is really working out great. I love it. PS: I'm on coastal Canada and speaking fluent dolphin is a requirement.
i remember my friend cracking up at the fashion brand, "moussy" (which i think is actually pronounced "moose-y" but we were reading it as "mousie") because that sounds like "cat shit".
The pronunciation for the lion poet poem thing (shi) is actually not like "she", but more like the sound you'd make when shushing someone "shhhhh...." except you add "voice" with tone. Just a fun tidbit, always love episodes of Simon's PP!
Wait! Maybe the vet kept the parrot for the 4 years. She speaks Spanish and it would explain the barking dogs. She probably got sick of it and returned it to the owner.
I forgot that Florida is "near the border". I guess you could call the Gulf of Mexico a sort of border, once again Lewis is kinda right, but for the wrong reasons.
I like to say “mucho” around my Spanish speaking friends as often as possible. It means a lot to them.
Fucks sake
I'm calling the cops
Well, your friends are clearly nicer than mine, cause I often say "nada," but it means nothing to themm
@Phoenix 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚢 PROFILE stop
Lmao
The Yogscast: "Inane muttering to fill the silence."
-Lewis Brindley, 2021
This needs to be the name of his memoirs
Im so happy Simon still has a big part here 🖤 He makes everything fun and entertaining
There is nothing funnier than when Simon is on form.
lol the parrot was probably saying "¿Qué Pasa?" - "What's up?"
More literally, "What's happening?", which for Mexicans has shifted to "¿Qué pasó?", "What happened?"
I've no idea why since my family is Argentine, but I've known a lot of Mexicans and they say it very frequently. So likely, any time someone walked in the house or started a phone call, the bird would have heard, "¿Qué pasó?"
@@SepticFuddy ah cool, i'm still learning spanish, I thought it was qué pasa, but qué pasó is more of a what's up? ¿En Argentina dicen "qué tal", verdad?
Otros yognaughts que hablan español, por fin. Che @steinhauer familia de dónde?
@@SepticFuddy you're right!! my mexican family says it all the time, it just means what's up or what happened, it can be very casual/conversational or more literal depending on delivery :)
The best bits of these are poor Tom struggling to stifle his laughter at the random shit these two come out with.
@@Tom_- Tom Bates I think.
Simon is Sigh + Mon a sighing monster, while Lewis = Loo + Wiz which just means a Wizard's piss
As someone that speaks cantonese, first of all, it's not that any of these names MEAN what they're saying, they just sound like it. It's like a translation, like Jessie = bird shit, it's more like the words for bird shit in cantonese sound very similar to Jessie, or the word for carrot sounds like Robert (it doesn't but i get to that later).
Also, ear shit: that's what we call ear wax in cantonese. like a lot of chinese is made of compound words, it's combining multiple words together to mean something else, so ear wax, is literally the words EAR and SHIT. Just like how boogers in cantonese is literally NOSE SHIT.
Also no artistic licence with Ryan, it woulds like "bad guy" in cantonese - it would be pronouced kind of like ... waai (or why) -yun.
For Robert = carrot, i think they mean daikon radish/turnip, not carrot. In cantonese a carrot is literally "red daikon radish", which would be 3 syllables, but daikon radish is probably closer. Though, even then, it's a bit of a stretch ... it's pronounced ... lo-bak ... which is like ... sort of close to Robert.
so what about simon? anything?
@@Sem5626 Simon can kinda sound like "completely language"
@@blowingup123456789 love your work
to put it another way, its basically the equivalent of saying "Simon" means "sigh man" or a man who sighs. it doesnt really work because names don't really have meaning.
@@wadss they do though, Simon is Hebrew for listening or hearing
Yogscast in Cantonese means: "Where is episode 43 of SoI"
would be funny if they just up and continued it as if no time had passed, and never acknowledged that fact.
@@xevira Upload episode 43, have it end on a cliffhanger and then end the channel forever
Actually, coconuts are mammals.
- Hairy
- Malk comes out
- Migration patterns
Don't forget hairy
@@RyanLubbockEdits and also hairy
@@mrrmellowman9649 or bairy
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
They're actually bear's eggs.
I checked my watch, saw it was six past noon and checked the day to see it was Friday and I realized: Simon's PP! Really great to look forward to this every week, thank you Simon, thank you Lewis.
I, too, love Simons PP. I really like how long its gotten.
Love theses longer podcasts with Simon and lewis, brings me back nostalgic memories of the Minecraft chalm of the past
Always the highlight of my Friday
In Japanese v becomes like a b sound.
If your name is Dave, don't go by "Debu" in Japan. It basically means, "Fatty-fatty fat-fat" (with that same sense of childish teasing). There was a Dave Hague in Japan that went by "Debu Hage." You can't help but snort-laugh when you first heard his name cause it's like "Fatty-fatty fat-fat Baldy-baldy bald-bald." 😅
This interesting piece of knowledge has made my day
In modern japanese you can use a u with dakuten to designate a v sound.
@@jamesusespivot ヴ sounds like "bu," but is a visual indication that it represents "v."
@@jamesusespivot Most people still pronounce it as a B though.
Pretty sure Dave would usually be written as デイブ, which isn't quite as similar.
I can’t imagine new people stumbling on these episodes without knowing who they are and growing up with them
Asking Simon what rhymes with carrot and him not saying Tina Barrett...
He's changed :(
Harry Potter themed cafe in an old public toilet? Surely "Bogwarts" is the only acceptable name.
Perfect.
Cottaging; basically riding the Bogwarts express.
Davyth or however the welsh spell it is my favourite part of the show. Glad he's going to inherit it.
Dafydd :)
Daf
@@adityasrinivasulu ty friend :)
can confirm that everyone on the west coast of the US learns dolphin as a second language in secondary school
Spanish is my first language and I can bet the parrot was saying "que pasa?" That it is used commonly in Latin America as "what's going on?" Or also "what's up?"
I like Simon with his trimmed beard. Makes him look loads younger.
Perfect video to eat to. Also on the North West coast of the US we have a mix of English, Spanish, Russian, etc.
I'd love it if Tom, at least for one episode, would replace all the adverts on these websites with Yogshite.
Due to the law that made it illegal to hunt whales in Utah, speaking in Whale tongue became forbidden. Sadly, only the Pirates of the Great Salt Lake continued the practice of speaking in Whale, calling in the whales in...hunting them to their extinction in Utah.
So every episode has a "let's speak poor french" section right?
Thank you yogs for these long videos! Been away from YT for awhile and this is exactly what I needed.
"Ohh, his lipstick's out, Lewis." Got me good.
Hearing that
“OOOOOO, TEAAAA”
Will never not make me laugh
What I’m learning here is neither of you have read the book Harry’s Mad.
- An African Grey parrot with an American accent is bird-napped from his new family by a burglar and escapes, having to navigate London and survive to get back to his family (without letting anyone know how intelligent he is in order to remain safe).
Penguins do have really long legs. Their knees are at, like, nipple-level. That's why they waddle, because their hips are below their knees.
Just checked a skeleton, and their legs are not that long at all. Quite short. But their knees are slightly higher than their hips. They waddle because, like many birds, their thighs are fused to their torso. They're only moving their lower legs to walk.
@@TheRenegadeHamster my whole life is a lie... How Many Other Lies Have I Been Told By The Council?
I can confirm that it is possible to complete a boul movement in one smooth, unbroken evacuation. It takes like 30 seconds and it's done. Usually almost nothing to wipe and it feels incredibly satisfying. Unfortunately, my bouls are kinda garbage so it doesn't happen very often but it's a nice surprise when it does. I've also personally never done one on a pavement, so never been able to evaluate the aesthetic appeal of the subsequent Maisie :p
WhatChamp
Best birthday present I could of asked for. Cheers lads
that cafe shouldve been called the bar stool
I always wait for these videos, they make my week lmao
i think lewis legit thought simon was having a stroke when he said, "omg... it's a coffee shop now... what the fuck!?" lol...
The extinct sea creatures real names:
"Playasaur" is a plesiosaur (species unknown).
"Trilobite" is an ammonite (species unknown).
The one on the far left looks like a whale ancestor, perhaps pakicetus or ambulocetus.
you mean simon?? very rude
Love this, great episode again
Interesting you say that having not watched it.
@@thefinal9923 oh snap! Called out son!
@@Jessie-vu8ns Generally I ignore those but it was grating to see a post made 4 minutes after the video was posted talking about how great the episode was. Usually people at least read the title and try to guess what it's about to make a quick joke for likes
@@thefinal9923 No, I know what you were doing. I just thought it was hilarious because I was thinking the same thing.
Peculiar Portions overtime - Simon and lewis go to the cafe. Id watch that
I can hear it now....
TTT Ross: Issy! Issy! IT'S NOT ME! Issy!
"His lipsticks out!" got me 😂😂
32:40 the guy crying in the ad xd
‘Go watch a Sudoku’ - Lewis Brindley 2022
another great PP to start my day, yes that's what I'm calling it even if it doesn't make sense
Have people stopped watching PP? I hope not because I really like this series
Yes
That Aliens peeing as a greeting is in Scary Movie 3
Lewis I get weirded out by silences too! I also waffle and keep talking to fill the void. My girlfriends pet name for me is Waffle and she says she just zones it out. I also talk myself into trouble like you do too. But also a heart of gold. Your not alone bro!
Calling Plesiosaurus whale... Classic!
29:43 ...This just reminded me of that Funemployed game where Simon said he loves "a good plate of S&M".
I love these! Please keep making them!
"is that french for funny mouth" -Lewis
There better be a yogvlog to the cloak room during jingle jam 2021
Wow I actually remember you guys talking about the Bristol stool chart before...
What was that, Blast Off or something?
Qué pasó is slang for "what's up"
Banger and Mash "NOOOooooooOoooOOOoooo", Lew lost it for a moment.
Lewis looks like some kind of new world hippie
In some spanish speaking regions we use "¿Qué pasó?" as a greeting voice, like a "what's up?"
Aww yess the OG Yogpod is here again!
I just woke up from a coma from 2012.. is part 43 up yet? Oh… what did I miss
Hey guys, now that you're making podcasts again, I realised the poor audio listeners have nowhere to comment on it directly. I say we bring back Tina Barrett's front door as the message board.
I know Cantonese, and I still fuckup the tones
Earshit -> basically earwax
and eyeshit -> the sleep/sand you get in your eyes
Robert -> Law baht, carrot!
We actually have a copy of the Bristol stool chart on the toilet door at work xD
Simon's "que paso" as himself was off, but somehow his parrot rendition was spot on...
Caso is life, caso is happiness, caso is the touch of divinity on mashed potatoes.
About the parrot speaking spanish: The bird probably flew into a spanish-speaking neighborhood as opposed to a restaurant. America still has segregated neighborhoods to an extent, there’s very little residential mixing of ethnic groups (and even less likely that a british immigrant was living around ethnic minorities]
This may be true in certain places (and California definitely has them), but I feel the need to leave a note that the whole country is not that way and there is indeed plenty of mixing throughout most of it. Different regions of a city may be very mixed or very segregated even. I grew up north of Dallas and we had tons of Chinese, Indians, Koreans and Pakistanis (among other, smaller groups) all in the same upper-middle class neighborhoods with whites (of all sorts) and going to the same schools. Most parts of the Dallas area have plenty of Mexicans, Indians and whites all in the same areas. But then you go to the south side of Dallas and you find more segregated neighborhoods, either Mexican or not. Certain parts of downtown (like "Deep Ellum", named after how the locals pronounced "Elm Street") are historically black as well.
Boba and Daf, the new big duo of the yogscast, Boba got the key and daf got the peculiar portions
Aye I'm an early boy, great episode love this series.
20 minutes to poo!? WTF? More like 3! Also, that white stripe in Lewis' hair is really working out great. I love it. PS: I'm on coastal Canada and speaking fluent dolphin is a requirement.
They should have called that restaurant "The Barstool" or something.
Always got to love some of Simons PP
"you're old shit" is a great icebreaker:p
The ending bit was great lol
That cafe one sounds like something an old man- I mean Rosie- sitting on a bench would talk about.
Ex-toilet restaurant opens in Bristol, called the Lavataria.
Que Paso is also like "What's up?" in mexican-spanish. The parrot might have been picked up by some homies.
Bouphe gonna have a giggle at this one
22:41 - Thankyou for that.
You're welcome paul
Fajita, what does the scouter say about his parrot level?
Don't worry, he's an alien to us too.
i remember my friend cracking up at the fashion brand, "moussy" (which i think is actually pronounced "moose-y" but we were reading it as "mousie") because that sounds like "cat shit".
3:32 _"Candise who?"_ 😏
I just started learning Cantonese 3 days ago... what a coincidence!
I see a Yogstrip to the Toilet Cafe!
This makes me so happy ^^
It's a plesiosaur and an ammonite, and then the green one is a mosasaur
The pronunciation for the lion poet poem thing (shi) is actually not like "she", but more like the sound you'd make when shushing someone "shhhhh...." except you add "voice" with tone. Just a fun tidbit, always love episodes of Simon's PP!
We need a tom cam
22:42 made me laugh so much LMAOO
3:58 - Still waiting to be saved
Issy is short for Isabel(le) usuaIIy, a pretty common spelling of the nickname.
Ling was actually the saxon word for hill
Nigel is the name of the African Grey parrot in the film Rio
Another reason Fridays are awesome.
Sing it:
Scooby-dooby Doo
Rate my poo
On the Bristol stool chart
Is it a one or Two?
Scooby-Doo
Is this colour normal?
yeah simon is back and lewis hope you guys do there vids to
I like Simon with his trimmed beard. Makes him look loads younger.
Wait! Maybe the vet kept the parrot for the 4 years. She speaks Spanish and it would explain the barking dogs. She probably got sick of it and returned it to the owner.
Brown warrior and Old shit Jones were always my favourites.
I know an Issy. Oddly enough, she is from the UK
Well now, as a Ryan, I'm wondering if Cantonese speaking women are into "bad guys" the way that other women tend to be into "bad boys".
Been looking forward to another peculiar portions
On the Canadian border, I definitely still learned Spanish.
I forgot that Florida is "near the border". I guess you could call the Gulf of Mexico a sort of border, once again Lewis is kinda right, but for the wrong reasons.