My Girlfriend! | Jimmy Carr
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- čas přidán 2. 01. 2020
- So apparently I mention my girlfriend a lot...here's a tribute to all the times i've given her a shout out over the years!
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Trust is most important. Without trust, how can you be sure she won't tell your wife?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
as long as your wife doesnt go in the basement
My girl was so bad at blowies that I married her to ensure I'd never have to receive one from her ever again.
That's gold
could have just left her....
hate to be that guy but... i didnt get it :/. help
@@tet876 married guys get no action in the bedroom.
TET boy, I’m 17 and even I understood that
I certainly hope his girlfriend has a sense of humor. Jimmy's comedy is pretty brutal sometimes.
I disagree...relieving yes but just not brutal like the #1 movie called 300..😥😘😇
"sometimes"??
And what makes you think this "girlfriend" actually exists :D
They've been together for 19 years. I'm guessing she likes him 😂
I think you spelt brilliant wrong.
I think Ricky Gervais's girlfriend, Jane, and Jimmy's girlfriend could write a fabulous book. LOL
Jimmy whoever is doing these thumbnails is doing man dirty yano 🤣
he feels to me like a bloated Lucifer😂
LUKA ROCHON HAHSHHDJDJFHF ILL NEVER UNSEE IT
YESS FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT
So fucking perfect 🤣
AHHHH
YESSSS
Jimmy, in my darkest hour; you have made me laugh and feel better. I’ve listened to you on CZcams during my road trips and laughed so much. Thank You 👍🏻
Travis Wheat hope you’re alright now sir
I hope you haven't recovered mate 👍
@@aceman0000099 your sad aceman
Grow up hard times commenter
Saw Jimmy’s show from the front row and my phone rang. Started telling the audience no one ever calls me with my American accent, and he only asked if he could answer. Never did find out who called, but he selfied with me in the background, the only person not laughing. My ringer hasn’t been on since.
If Jimmy Carr offends you.
Well, mission accomplished.
A brilliant mix. Thanks for the video
Old but gold. Quality.
12 years? Have you developed an immunity to pepper spray yet Jimmy? :D
“Maybe try the shocker, two in the pink, one in the stink”
What if its other way around?
Finally someone with German Humor
I love watching him because I'm still amazed how he went to the same school as my mum when he was a kid
Was your mum the lunch lady?
This guy is brilliant 😂😂😂👌🇬🇧
@Jeepman89 We don't need ur opinion
10:25 mind giving me a hand?
4:43 the anger lmao
That was really great! :)
Jimmy is the best!
lol jimmy is hilarious
That's an incredibly unflattering thumbnail image.
I couldn't find a way to insult how obnoxious the thumbnail is so here is a Dr. Seuss inspired poem:
"Some are up close, some from afar, I want them to know that I am Jimmy Carr,
Maybe my face, maybe add a grin, make me look like the third Bugdanoff twin"
His laugh is like Eddie Murphy dressed as a seal being clubbed. Am getting used to it. Am fairly sure he developed it a few years into his act.
he made up or introduced that laugh in one show. its on utube but i dont remember which one.
ive often thought jimmy is gay. and just says "my girlfriend" to cover. kinda like nobody thought jons wife existed till she was on an episode of cats and we actually saw her unbound and not having an adverse reaction to the sun
I mean, there's actually pictures of them out together on the internet, her name is Karoline i think; but i get bi vibes from him anyway
Plenty of straight men are a bit effeminate
...and by gay you mean he owns a coat?. Lol.
@@peterjoyfilms Where? lol
He's British so how can you tell. Sorry couldn't help it
Jimmy you're AWESOME 👏👍👏
He cracks me up! ~hahahahahaha
Classic Jimmy
Its hard to resist such thumbnail like this one
Jimmy’s new teeth are hilarious! 🦷
i can tell frankie is writing some of these jokes
He has an awesome sense of humor..very different
That thumbnail startled me
Long live King Carr! Those abortion jokes were brutal.
SHOULDN'T be encouraged!! Very insensitive, along with making "Jokes" about being a Pedophile. 👨⚖ "👨🎤->🙊" 🙄🤬
Someone hasn't got a sense of humour
5:03 gifs tell everyone how you feel about them
Love the grey hound dress lol
Best comic now a days. Can get away with his Witt
Imagine being Jimmy's girlfriend
Ok I will.
Fkin ruthless
Had my laughing for 14 minutes
I prefer Jimmy with natural teeth, he seemed more to the bone.
Is that supposed to be a joke?
Who wants a regular set of fuckugly teeth. New teeth looks better.
Jimmies girlfriend sounds like a boyfriend, in fact he sounds like jimmy
This is Stewie Griffin from Family Guy all grown up
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Hahaha!
Awesome
Jim.....you are the Best comedian in the UK.
Come to South Africa again
I want Carr to play Eddie Cantor in a biopic
I love 💕
His girlfriend must have the thickest or thick skins
Jimmy: *complains about girlfriend*
Me: (no girlfriend) sucks to be single I guess..
I haven’t seen anyone else say it and I need it to be seen. Jimmy Carr looks like Ralph Fiennes but a little off. Like the beginning of Voldemort makeup.
Ur too funny jimmy.😂😂😂😂
enjoyed the jokes...thanks...
Lovely, Jimmy. Queen's loves U. U must be her favorite! :D
Hey Jimmy, I’m so weirdly attracted to you, you are so funny
How old are you? I know Jimmy does a lot of work for charity
Bitchute is better than CZcams
I’m 17
I thought he told you to stay in the truck.
@Borko Borko thinking of the wrong Jimmy fella
@@nicosmind3 gg
This is the only 47 year old man i would allow yo hang out with me
Hi Jimmy
“Two in the pink one in the stink” my god that was funny!!
The Shocker?? Is he a Steel Panther fan?? Haha
For the record, “That thing she does with her tongue” is to not talk, non stop, from the moment you walk through the door.
0:30 Jamie vardy thinks he’s slick 👀
Mateo Correa 😂
The thumbnail says he has never had one
Hey Jimmy please reply to this, you are a great comedian, I'm so glad I found ur channel and comedy you make me smile and laugh all the time, you always bring up my mood thank you so much
Just wondering how you wanted Jimmy to reply because you didn't ask s question or say pretty much anything he could even comment on.
That was the deadest interchange I've seen on CZcams comments
Philip Orlando you’re quite the loser mate 😂
@@adriandiaz706 why I'm just joking around, there's nothing serious
@@adriandiaz706 do you feel stronger now mate?
I bet she loved this! 😂
But it's not stirring it up a bit or being rude, it's been 18 years, it's just curiosity ...
💍🖐️🤷???
Sorry!!!! 😅
What? Putting a third finger in?
It’s a cover up. Girlfriend isn’t really his girlfriend
It feels like his "my girlfriend" jokes are also "yo' momma" jokes
Ahh ahh ahhhhh!!!
2 in the pink, one in the stink. LMFAO....even though I've heard it a dozen times before.
I have watched too much. This was like a revising session for his jokes
7:15 What is that sound??
A cough
a cough/laugh
My ex used to pull that jumping out of the car thing until I got fed up with it and never came back one time. She was so hard headed she walked 10 miles home.
Same experience here.
Only difference is yours is now called an experience with the ex. Lucky you.
And the one time you left her and she had to walk back? That opens another door to a fountain of hate that becomes a source for instant rage on slow days.
@@theallseeingeye9388 oh man, I had a girlfriend like that who'd threaten to jump out of the car, this one time I told her that if she's gonna do it, she's gotta unlock the door and take of the seat belt and increased the speed. Needless to say she sat there quietly for the rest of the ride.
He's cleaver and has good jokes, but his laugh is the stuff of nightmares.
The only thing that's full of nightmares is your spelling of the word 'clever'
Dan it's like Eddie Murphy dressed as a seal being clubbed
Dan he is 'cleaver', sharp as a knife! :)
So “cleaver”
Jimmy Carr is his own girlfriend?
His girlfriend sounds like him
Is this entire channel just reuploads?
Arrested for curb crawling. Thats a good punchline. Her dress was short 😆
You look like Roger Federer.
Lovenyhidnit is quite funny
His steeringwheel is so small I kind of think his driving a bobbycar
Ewww... If I had Carr's GF, I'd swap for the girl in the crowd.
At least that girl didn't have a shark fin on her face... Then again, it could save you some money on some soup.
What are you saying at 10:04 (you kind of swallowed the last words^^). "I'm not gonna swap...what?"
Im not gonna swap with her\you. Basicly said he didn't want to swap because she was too ugly
“I’m not gonna swap if that’s ok”
13:02 Geezus they're huge
does anyone else hate it when he says "my girlfriend"
Titan Uranus
😂😂😂😂
Think of sex as a game of snooker. If the pink's blocked by the red, go for the brown.
The best boyfriend is the one you can tell anything to. He's not telling ot to anyone. Because he's not listening. Not anymore.
Only in England could a man named Adolf be called a girlfriend.
Come on, mate, it's not acceptable to refer to your mother as your girlfriend.
but you seem to think its acceptable that your dad refers to you as his girlfriend.
@@thebob3712 r/murderedbywords
Hmm.. I never considered the possibility of "GIFs" being important in a relationship.
dear god the things men go through just to be in a relationship...
I'm sorry but the thumbnail...
Ох уж эти вымышленные девушки
My bad
40 miles per hour ? Isnt this in Europe ?
Speed limits in the UK are in mph, as are car speedometers. We're kinda half metric...
Does this guy really have a girlfriend or all his jokes seem impossible to happen xD
taxi
😂😂😂
Why does Jim look like a gay British Seth MacFarlane
Much like me boy Jimmy, I like em 16.
2000: my wife
2010: my girlfriend
2020: my gender non-binary transfriend
2030: my robot girlfriend
aw come on man bottom button is a big no no