The Best Jokes About MY GIRLFRIEND | Jimmy Carr
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- čas přidán 6. 03. 2022
- So, apparently I mention my girlfriend a lot in my jokes...so as a tribute here is a compilation of the BEST ones. I hope you enjoy...
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Of course Jimmy cries after sex, pepper spray really stings.
🤣 gold.
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Dude that was a great joke 😄
Typical Carr joke as well haha
A little rapy
Jimmy you are an incredibly clever man, the jokes and come backs at the audiences just roll off your tongue like velvet. Jimmy carr I bloody love you.
Yeah, he was especially clever when he was punching down on the unvaxxed, such a great guy!
@@mrsleep0000 you can never punsh down to much on a antivaxx idiot
@@Maximilian260592 it's too not to
@@mrsleep0000 punches down in everyone dunno what you need to be so entitled to that
@@rob-890 It's, "to be or not to be."
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
Love ya Jimmy. The whole world needs more laughter in these times. Thanks for the 🤣 🤣.
I don't think I've seen the first clip before and I thought I'd seen everything he's done at least once 🤔
From the background, probably from 2011 show, Being Funny.
Well surely you've seen your mom before, but you can't expect to have seen everything he's done 😮
@@boomknuffelaar she’s *
He does a lot, a very fruitful career
@@D50Music he does do a lot, mainly guys, very fruity indeed.
Oi oi. Jimmy, you've made me laugh again. Keep up the amazing work you do
Jimmy., your jokes can melt the cares of winter away. You are a master of humor. Like all masters now and before . What you provide is far better than anything given above, over, or beneath the Rx counter. Forget the dealers and the "$l@gs". Laugher is the best medicine. Thank you Jimmy.
These never get old
Awesome as always!
Jimmy and Ricky with their girlfriend jokes! 🤣🤣
Jimmy, you are absolutely hilarious. I never laughed so hard in my life
I don’t care what they say, I love Jimmy. 😂
Jimmy has the best jokes
Love your comedy!
This is Jimmy at his best!
Have I thought about what, putting a third finger in?🤣🤣🤣 we could give it a go but I don't think that's what the relationship is missing.
This guy is hilarious!!😄😄
LUBRICANT!
I love Jimmy's Asperger's delivery
I dont watch german television, for 10 years now. But I watch so much british shows produced for it on youtube. its kind of a release to see public discourse isnt dead there.
Hilarious.. saw him live in Bangkok. Laughed my ass off
Jimmy u deserve millions of subscribers❤️from🇩🇿
Jimmy should come tour in Oz
@@brettm3472 bloody right mate in Victoria we need some laughs !
Love you Jimmy ,from California
You should have bought the “lucky heather” 😂
What a creative comedian
Absolute legend your hilarious
YOU are a BAD BAD man, Love it, NEVER CHANGE, we downunder love you, even when you pick on us !!!
Fuckin' amazing!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy is hilarious
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Favorite comedian right here
she's a lucky lady! :)
After watching his videos, my brain start to crying for help.
"Suddenly f***ing Chewbacca's in the car."
Never, Jimmy?
* sidelong glance *
Don’t forget about the taxes! Much love from Texas!
If you switch the vowels in Texas.... ;-)
HMRC taxes
@@henrikhyrup3995 Lmao. Also if I remember it right, Texas has no income tax
\m/
Please come do a show in Johannesburg 🙏
We miss you !
Thought south Africans would have had enough of fascists 😂
Thank u jimbo
Great
i just love that the voice comes from the diaphram... yeah it maybe always does that but some arent as heartless as Jimmy so it can come out louder KEKW
I gave my gf an organism once and she spat it back in my face, i was drinking water too 😂
Very tame for jimmy
Please come to Australia 🇦🇺 Jimmy!
Just don’t bugger up your Visa application! ;-)
Apparently he is next year, 2023
@@brettm3472 Thanks 🙏 for the heads up!
The couple married 43 years ? Hilarious. Bet they had a great night after !
Yeah you read the title correctly, he has a girlfriend
@domovoi butler maybe not after this
You know they've had a kid a while back.
@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 aww, the poor child
They have been together for over 20 years.
Mate, are ya any good? When ya coming to Brisneyland?
Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......
02:05 this clip is so old, it's from back when women had pubic hair
Close ur eyes and listen... it sadiq khan talking london mayoral policy lol.
We are just amazed you have a girlfriend. I am still not sure if she is deflatable though.
I was thinking about that crying after sex bit just after I woke this morning. I also recounted other mentions of crying after sex I'd heard of. The thing is, I've never understood or remotely felt, remorse from fornication. I made a mental note to look it up. I also wanted to find this clip of Jimmy's. I was just amazed to find it in my recommended list. Is YT/Google achieving ESP powers now?
Oh you're only just realising Google listen through your microphone?
@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 But I never said anything about crying after sex out loud. That's why I suggested ESP.
Something happened in your surroundings before, that made you think about it.
You don't realize it because you didn't experience this happening to you consciously.
It works like unconscious advertising.
@@Boris82 I'm not worried about what caused me to think about it. The point is how coincidental it was for YT to recommend something I thought about.
@@skepticusmaximus184
In this case it probably really was just coincidence.
But this type of influential advertising (or whatever it's really called) isn't new.
Come to Australia jimmy
Long term✨🎉✨
My guy dank
My guy dank
Girlfriend: What if someone comes?
Chalk it up to inexperience, maybe I've got this wrong... but isn't that the whole idea?
Yep, you're inexperienced.
@@Gary-n Sad but true.
It's intriguing - PAYED By CZcams... That "Thing" I keep hearing about! 😄
😁 😂
That bloke at the end is not him, tis an impostor
😂😂😂😂❤️❤️
You talking about your mum in public,Jimmy? Jolly brave …😀
Not just his mom, your mom as well.
A lot about yours to be honest.
💖💓💕💓💕💓💕💖
Surely that's not Jimmy Carr right at the end!
Sweet Caroline...
Jimmy Carr: you should be UK prime minister!
Jordan Peterson sent me here.
Tf ? 😂 How ?
Right?
@@AleksandarIvanov69 , Peterson did a podcast with Carr. I think it was in November.
@@AleksandarIvanov69 Peterson posted his podcast episode with Jimmy 20hrs ago.
I didn't know they did liposuction exclusively on the face
He chose that thumbnail.
I thought this was Jimmy krsnkies clip how I end up here
The sea gull has a gf?
Best jokes about your girlfriend? Better start with the easy ones... Which funnily enough.......
Mate what is that thumbnail
JImmy Carr looks a lot different than he did just a few years ago. Is it the haircut or maybe his girlfriend castrated him because of his jokes about her?
I don’t have any jokes about my girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend, but my name and profile said that already. I don’t care what you think I’m keeping it.
Genuinely thought he was a homosexual man
Jimmy Carr tells jokes, I didn't know that.
Have some advertising revenue filter money, Jimmy Carr.
I hope you use the money from CZcams to pay your taxes lol
Vile man
Jimmy found out his girlfriend was half romany and had to back pay our taxes
I thought he was gay
he has a gf... I thought he was gay.
He doesn't have a girlfriend.
No wonder you had tax problems, if you don't know how you get money from this platform...
Fascists are quite funny 🤣
He ripped into the un vaxxed on netflix and for this I hope instant pharma takes care of him...
Have you not gone to the "Berhard Manning retirement home for comedians that are well past their sell by date" yet?
🤮
The laugh track sucks
I thought you were cancelled?
More lame attempts at stand up.
This is not comedy I don't know what it is it's not funny
You should stick to mrs brown - more your style maybe
He’s definitely not a comedian for snowflakes that’s for sure, personally I think he is brilliant
Just because it isn't comedy to you, doesn't mean it isn't comedy. Personally think it's hilarious.
S U B J E C T I V E.
He's absolutely hilarious
I don't see the appeal of this guy. He's painfully unfunny
Why do you watch them then. If you don't enjoy them dont watch them easy as that, there's no need to go on every video and make a negative comment.
@@nicpilditch8961 Jimmy Carr must have bullied him at school or something...
@@sirrathersplendid4825 Yeah haha, either that or he got destroyed when he heckled at a show.
Hes definitely funny although his double standards about BLM being off limits for comedy annoy the sh1t outta me
@@nicpilditch8961 alternative theory, it's Jimmy's missus with a fake profile.
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