Every Quick Fire Joke From MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH | Jimmy Carr

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  • čas přidán 28. 01. 2021
  • Here is every QUICK FIRE joke from Jimmy's stand up special MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH
    Enjoy, but don't blink because you'll probably miss some jokes.
    To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
    Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
    For the latest tour dates and tickets: www.jimmycarr.com/live/
    #JimmyCarr #Comedy
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Komentáře • 134

  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  Před 2 lety +14

    To watch the full special - czcams.com/video/rmSknklwJT8/video.html

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 Před 3 lety +50

    Jimmy’s face on that last joke is excellent.

  • @jacobkobald1753
    @jacobkobald1753 Před 3 lety +78

    Soo absolutely ruthless I love it

  • @FoxOG7
    @FoxOG7 Před 3 lety +18

    "I think I'm alright if I look away" the girl they show next looks like an angel.

  • @marcatteberry1361
    @marcatteberry1361 Před 3 lety +113

    We need more people like Jimmy to take back our comedy.

  • @jacobwhite5649
    @jacobwhite5649 Před 3 lety +152

    I wish Jimmy would do a show in U.S.A he’s a legend. Unmatched comedian

    • @Max-fi1bj
      @Max-fi1bj Před 3 lety +55

      He did. Was super toned down and audience still pulled back. Better off seeing a shower in England where he’s less censored/more ballsy

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 Před 3 lety +42

      he would be cancelled after the first joke lol

    • @RikJSmith
      @RikJSmith Před 3 lety +10

      Definitely agree. To me he's the funniest and most clever comedian ever. 😁😁😎

    • @kristyhoward6897
      @kristyhoward6897 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Mad9977 Can you imagine how fast the outrage mob would descend

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 Před 3 lety +16

      @@kristyhoward6897 don't think he could finish his first joke the hashtags would fly lol

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 Před 3 lety +78

    Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the video.

  • @Virtual01Gamer
    @Virtual01Gamer Před 3 lety +26

    fucking bloody genius love this guy funny everytime.

  • @gastropod557
    @gastropod557 Před 3 lety +70

    Suffering from acute and disabling pain in my sides from laughing. He will hear from my attorneys!

    • @afti03
      @afti03 Před 3 lety +2

      i chuckeled

  • @colbicolbiWTF
    @colbicolbiWTF Před 3 lety +275

    Honestly hated this guy based on first impression and now he's my favorite fellow lol don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's a law book in which case Jimmy may want to look up 'taxes'

  • @thejustjoshshow9581
    @thejustjoshshow9581 Před 3 lety +52

    As an American I can say this man is very under appreciated. Hilarious

    • @michaeldmingo1525
      @michaeldmingo1525 Před 3 lety +7

      He is really big in the UK. Not so much in America.

    • @lorcanmcglinchey5344
      @lorcanmcglinchey5344 Před 3 lety +4

      Jimmy is a comedic genius. He really is hilarious.

    • @edski24
      @edski24 Před 3 lety +11

      Ain't everyone big in America?

    • @thejustjoshshow9581
      @thejustjoshshow9581 Před 3 lety

      @@michaeldmingo1525 I know, he should be better known here. He is a genius.

    • @D4RKNlGHT
      @D4RKNlGHT Před 3 lety +1

      Underappreciated?? You clearly have no clue

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Před 2 lety +1

    "I make my own vegetables. I've got a hammer." 🤣🤣

  • @theshermanshow7339
    @theshermanshow7339 Před 2 lety +5

    This had me in fucking tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @personaldronerepair6141
    @personaldronerepair6141 Před 3 lety +11

    Major props to any human being willing to bare their soul before the world and open themselves up to judgement.
    This man makes it look easy.
    Truly a gift.

    • @sirrathersplendid4825
      @sirrathersplendid4825 Před 2 lety +1

      He’s a good actor. I doubt that anything he tells the audience about himself is true.

  • @RikJSmith
    @RikJSmith Před 3 lety +5

    LMAO !! "Double amputees . . . ". LoL

  • @1tiredcitizen796
    @1tiredcitizen796 Před 3 lety +106

    I love the Jimmy Carr clips of his UK shows. If he told those jokes in the US, or worse yet in California, the audience would probably tar and feather him (and his dog).

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 Před 3 lety

      California is in the US.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před 3 lety +2

      He regularly has toured in both Canada and the USA for decades now...

    • @SoAboutThat
      @SoAboutThat Před 3 lety +5

      @@bayoubilly5176 It's a stretch to say he has "regularly" toured Canada. Right now it's part of the negotations for a post-Brexit trade deal. Canada want's shared custody of Jimmy or no deal.

    • @TheeItalianStalian
      @TheeItalianStalian Před 3 lety +4

      As a Californian in San Francisco, I would love to see Jimmy Carr out here

    • @theITGuy-no3nt
      @theITGuy-no3nt Před 3 lety

      @@TheeItalianStalian Ditto from the FiDi.

  • @personaldronerepair6141
    @personaldronerepair6141 Před 3 lety +6

    6:30
    Hahaha !!.....
    I broke free

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc Před 2 lety +3

    “Which is just as well, if you think about it.” … “well don’t think about it!”

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +69

    I thought they wore their pants like that to lure the panel vans in...

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma Před 3 lety +10

    I’d love to see him live

    • @schandler79
      @schandler79 Před 3 lety +5

      Hes brilliant, just dont sit near the front

    • @afti03
      @afti03 Před 3 lety +1

      @@schandler79 sage advice

  • @tekkel06
    @tekkel06 Před 2 lety +5

    Thanks jimmy for teaching me all theses jokes that I can't use without passing for a creep

  • @afti03
    @afti03 Před 3 lety +13

    Jimmy is a GOD! there's no other mind like his on this planet, who can make you laugh with every joke, even tho........... :D

  • @Iamevlhmr
    @Iamevlhmr Před 2 lety

    The Australian joke is so accurate and true hahaha

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy: "Hello love. You're up early"
    Jimmys Mrs: "How long have you been up?"
    Jimmy: "About 30seconds"
    🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 Před 3 lety +13

    Genius :)

  • @petesunitedpov325
    @petesunitedpov325 Před rokem

    The cabbage patch ffs 🤦‍♂️ 😂 haha love jimmy, makes me feel like a terrible person but I still have to laugh haha 😂

  • @salvie4oe
    @salvie4oe Před rokem +1

    Jimmy a legend fo sho

  • @bloodreddemons69
    @bloodreddemons69 Před 3 lety +6

    Beautiful

  • @peterfenton2750
    @peterfenton2750 Před 2 lety +1

    gota love a bit of jimmy..🤣😂

  • @ericfontaine2145
    @ericfontaine2145 Před 3 lety +7

    ❤ u Jimmy 😅🤣😂

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 Před 2 lety +1

    If you want to watch Jimmy Carr..? Just switch on your television. He’s on fucking EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

  • @dxnifrxno5751
    @dxnifrxno5751 Před 3 lety +3

    2:15 ffs 💀😂😂

  • @sangrientofskyzv8164
    @sangrientofskyzv8164 Před 3 lety +23

    I actually really like redheads they're cute

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Před 2 lety

    I'm a Cat person when I'm on drugs and a Dog person when I'm 🗣"fucking."
    🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

  • @redfuryninja1519
    @redfuryninja1519 Před 2 lety +3

    Everything with jimmy is quick fire it’s why his girlfriend is often unsatisfied

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer Před 3 lety +5

    6:16

  • @Nobody-sp9xj
    @Nobody-sp9xj Před 2 lety

    You ain’t right, lol

  • @chazzsmiff1239
    @chazzsmiff1239 Před 3 lety +9

    Honestly best comedian second best has to be Ricky Gervais

    • @somerandomarmydude
      @somerandomarmydude Před 2 lety

      Actually the best is Frankie Boyle.

    • @Hassle68
      @Hassle68 Před 2 lety

      @@somerandomarmydude yea, Frankie Boyle used to be really funny, but then he lost it and now more laughs in a weatherspoons when they've run out of the cheap beer.

  • @Ma-pz5kl
    @Ma-pz5kl Před rokem

    sir you are funny !

  • @rituparnachatterjee9616
    @rituparnachatterjee9616 Před 3 lety +7

    What was the meaning of his joke on women boxing?

    • @fin183
      @fin183 Před 3 lety +10

      Women tend not to like being asked how much they weigh

  • @oddballsok
    @oddballsok Před 3 lety +3

    2:01 nice

    • @KG-th3cr
      @KG-th3cr Před 3 lety

      That's a pretty girl.

  • @anuragtavargiri6411
    @anuragtavargiri6411 Před 3 lety +4

    noice

  • @kyrie4451
    @kyrie4451 Před 3 lety +6

    Why do Brits make fun of redheads? The drap always looks good.

  • @jerryx2000
    @jerryx2000 Před 3 lety +20

    Imagine he the replaces the red head jokes with black heads.

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy Carr. Tax dodger

  • @kdlofty
    @kdlofty Před rokem

    02:35 He nicked that vegetarian joke from Billy Connolly. Never had Jimmy Carr down as joke thief.

  • @mikehand5881
    @mikehand5881 Před 2 lety

    top of the lower world,not that big of deal

  • @user-kp6lj4ec2c
    @user-kp6lj4ec2c Před 3 lety +28

    Things u never do if you are a feminist
    1-don't have social media
    2-don't argue with people with more than average iQ
    3-don't go to jimmy carr and sit in the front set

    • @gryphon8023
      @gryphon8023 Před 3 lety +1

      Or live in Saudi Arabia

    • @user-kp6lj4ec2c
      @user-kp6lj4ec2c Před 3 lety

      @@gryphon8023 I'm not from Saudi Arabia but i know for a fact there is feminist there dud

    • @somerandomarmydude
      @somerandomarmydude Před 2 lety

      @@user-kp6lj4ec2c That's cause they get put in their place and stay there.

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 Před rokem

    I'm not doing this again you just go with Susan and leave me alone

  • @anthonyphung5287
    @anthonyphung5287 Před 3 lety +4

    The watery rutabaga regularly remind because authorization fascinatingly trot unto a voiceless perfume. squalid, bored granddaughter

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 3 lety

      Touche the rainbow. Skittles.

    • @DerEchteBold
      @DerEchteBold Před 3 lety

      Oh my, I think I found some secret messages ....how exciting.
      Or is it just some dadaist peotry?!

    • @pasannimdinu6323
      @pasannimdinu6323 Před 2 lety

      wth

  • @DanielPoznerMCNE
    @DanielPoznerMCNE Před 3 lety +1

    Saw him in USA he was ( ....)

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 Před rokem

    Ain't happening. I want nothing to do with chats with susan forget it James you got your own body.

  • @dailycardriving4642
    @dailycardriving4642 Před 3 lety +4

    first i guess :P

    • @Pwills
      @Pwills Před 3 lety +5

      Quick run to mummy and daddy to get a lollipop

    • @Dginny865
      @Dginny865 Před 2 lety

      You are truly truly pathetic, nobody cares

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal Před 3 lety +4

    When do the jokes start?

    • @alexanderheath6662
      @alexanderheath6662 Před 3 lety

      I agree👍

    • @youknowwho257
      @youknowwho257 Před 3 lety +14

      They start when you grow a sense of humor, then it will make sense.

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought at the beginning, if I'm wrong I obviously don't understand what jokes are!
      Please teach me; tell me a joke. :)

    • @bebop5297
      @bebop5297 Před 2 lety

      13 mins in, still waiting for something funny.

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 Před 3 lety +1

    10:50~10:59 the much much better way to reduce their carbon footprint is to stop them abusing children and this is very effectively achieved by reducing their access to oxygen and it's win win children are safer and vermin have been made useful.

  • @anshulgoyal9095
    @anshulgoyal9095 Před 3 lety +3

    Vegetarians tend to be fat because of high fat and carbs and low protein😂

  • @kimanh-ls4kl
    @kimanh-ls4kl Před 3 lety +3

    The invincible jam visually crash because leg bareilly scream alongside a needy bit. wrong, grubby gruesome grandmother

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 3 lety

      Ring-A-Cadburys-Roses.

  • @samwaldie4030
    @samwaldie4030 Před 3 lety +3

    BORRINNNGGGGGGG

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 Před 2 lety

    A comedian that forces his jokes so much. Awful guy. Just go and watch Jerry Sadowitz.

  • @rhook88
    @rhook88 Před 2 lety +1

    The most unfunny comedian ever 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

  • @josephhepperle9588
    @josephhepperle9588 Před rokem

    Damn Jimmy you are the best