Jimmy Vs The Audience: HECKLERS & ROASTS VOL. 3 | Jimmy Carr

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  • Here's VOLUME 3 of the Jimmy Carr Vs The Audience: HECKLERS & ROASTS edition.
    If you're going to heckle Jimmy, make sure you're ready for the comeback.
    Volume 1 - • Jimmy Vs The Audience:...
    Volume 2 - • Jimmy Vs The Audience:...
    We've gone through the archives and put together this 1st volume in the ultimate collection of heckles and roasts. It wouldn't be a Jimmy special if there wasn't plenty of both.
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Komentáře • 242

  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  Před 2 lety +68

    Volume 1 - czcams.com/video/wqoJolsYFO0/video.html
    Volume 2 - czcams.com/video/zmc7Eae3X9A/video.html

  • @ianwlouw
    @ianwlouw Před 2 lety +215

    Always make me laugh, his delivery is on point always.

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 Před 2 lety

      "on point"......
      why cant you write something f'n original?

  • @chuckselvage3157
    @chuckselvage3157 Před 2 lety +17

    His interaction with the audience is gold.

  • @zhuzzir
    @zhuzzir Před 2 lety +46

    Admiring on how he's able to spontaneously comes up with a roast or topic(s) almost instantaneously for everything n everytimes! 😂

  • @saulmorris9639
    @saulmorris9639 Před 2 lety +163

    Best part about jimmys shows is they feel like they are 10 times longer than they actually are.

    • @kamrankhan-lj1ng
      @kamrankhan-lj1ng Před 2 lety +3

      For the live audience being grilled?

    • @karolakkolo123
      @karolakkolo123 Před 2 lety +1

      Because he talks fast lol

    • @stuartrose2090
      @stuartrose2090 Před rokem

      You say the best.......... 🤔

    • @keithan1
      @keithan1 Před rokem +1

      Probably should have phrased that diffrently. Maybe say his shows are timeless, rather than it seems to take forever.

    • @saulmorris9639
      @saulmorris9639 Před rokem +2

      @@keithan1 go cry about it

  • @truthjunkie2325
    @truthjunkie2325 Před 2 lety +122

    ha...I needed a smile after the week I've had...thanks Jimmy...

  • @ExplodingPiggy
    @ExplodingPiggy Před 2 lety +13

    This is the only reason to buy front row tickets to a stand up show 🤣

  • @jordybones8964
    @jordybones8964 Před 2 lety +8

    Best comedian around. Not many comedians that can do dark humour like Jimmy Carr

  • @noobheretrying4189
    @noobheretrying4189 Před 2 lety +23

    The best standup comedian! Nothing is off limits, just as it should be😂

  • @jmatt4life
    @jmatt4life Před rokem +10

    OMG!!!
    This man is funny in his crude manner.
    I always laugh my arse off!!!

  • @kenduda5621
    @kenduda5621 Před 2 lety +54

    Everything you do is freaking amazing! Thanks for making my day a little brighter

  • @southpineshooligan
    @southpineshooligan Před 2 lety +11

    Jimmy is a comedic genius

  • @steoneste
    @steoneste Před 2 lety +17

    Fantastic Jimmy. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @chrisisaiahs3682
    @chrisisaiahs3682 Před 2 lety +18

    The quickest and most deadly comic when it comes to hecklers truly a genius 🏹✨☮️😁💓🎯🎃

  • @timcolder2789
    @timcolder2789 Před 2 lety +64

    Great lines as always, guy responsible for the jokes deserves a medal. Doubt Jimmy will set foot in Newcastle for a while though!

    • @boblozaintherealworld3577
      @boblozaintherealworld3577 Před 2 lety

      He'd be welcome in Los Angeles, though. At least once.

    • @notloki3140
      @notloki3140 Před rokem +7

      Why would you assume someone else writes his jokes?
      This is not the US amigo.

    • @Noah-jb9om
      @Noah-jb9om Před rokem +1

      @@notloki3140 even in the us most comedians write their jokes if not all

    • @notloki3140
      @notloki3140 Před rokem +1

      @@Noah-jb9om perhaps, I just haven't heard of a big market for joke writters in the UK, whilst in the US, this is quite common especially after you have already exploded into the scene and ran out of things to talk about. Of course this does not apply to proper comics (like Stanhope for example). I'm refering to the ones that are in it for the money.

    • @h.d.5194
      @h.d.5194 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Yes Jimmy does deserve a medal. Glad you recognise talent.

  • @jakeharper1356
    @jakeharper1356 Před 2 lety +48

    Gotta love a good laugh, cheers Jimmy 😆

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 Před 2 lety +40

    Love your work, Mate. I hope to see you in Australia.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 Před 2 lety +4

      Nah, state govs wouldn’t let him in…cos it’s something the people in general would want and provides enjoyment…but cos they can’t comprehend something simply being a joke…see it as something that contradicts the narratives etc…
      Just look at Isaac and the cancellations and that’s just local…sigh
      This is why we can never have anything nice

    • @georgehenry8908
      @georgehenry8908 Před 2 lety +2

      Your prison island is fucked, enjoy that nwo you cowards.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 Před 2 lety +3

      @@georgehenry8908 oh no, people are fighting back and pushing back…thing is we’re trying to do it without sinking to their level and using force…sadly people who try using words and group gathering are being labelled the threat by those in power and using force to smack them down…
      We keep getting up, but we won’t resort to outright civil war
      Avoiding mass bloodshed and outright civil war does NOT render a subjugated society as “cowards”…

  • @tonyweis3023
    @tonyweis3023 Před 2 lety +14

    You are an amazing comedian I have been watching you for years and by far are my favorite comedian. keep it coming you funny bugger all the best from Australia

  • @THEHuntingChannel
    @THEHuntingChannel Před 2 lety +2

    Man this is so funny. My new favorite channel on YT.

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Před 2 lety +7

    "Charity mugger. If you give me £5 no children will get hurt. Its like a fuckin' protection racket."
    😭😭

  • @thomasabbott8974
    @thomasabbott8974 Před 2 lety +2

    Excellent Jimmy.
    You always make me laugh.
    An have a real nice day today 🌟🌟🌟Yr a true star 🌟☘🌟

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Před 2 lety +3

    Doncaster: "I was in a cave. It was like daytime and night."
    😭😭😭😭😭

  • @iulianmuresanu
    @iulianmuresanu Před 2 lety +1

    Saw him in Middlesbrough. Great show. Every bit as good as his specials.

  • @johnheuer6540
    @johnheuer6540 Před 2 lety +1

    Genius guy. Underrated really.

  • @nachojimenez9543
    @nachojimenez9543 Před 2 lety +20

    Say Jimmy Carr slowly in a Jamaican accent.
    That’s Jimmy gold 👌

    • @jimmy_flaps
      @jimmy_flaps Před 2 lety

      Say "Beer can" with your tongue pressed to the roof of your mouth

  • @Freepalestine.Laurie
    @Freepalestine.Laurie Před 2 lety +1

    From Quebec/ Canada, you’re a delight Jimmy ❤️😂👍

  • @almahdialsharef6066
    @almahdialsharef6066 Před 2 lety +39

    Everyone tell stories... Jimmy carr tells jokes

  • @kennethwallin9378
    @kennethwallin9378 Před 2 lety +1

    My new favorite Comedian.

  • @travibetes1
    @travibetes1 Před 2 lety +2

    You have to have the most satisfying laugh to hear, in my opinion

  • @tamaslengyel1497
    @tamaslengyel1497 Před 2 lety +11

    In the end, Satan's like: No, God, YOU take him!

  • @stevenmceven3799
    @stevenmceven3799 Před rokem

    I just discovered you! Super funny!!!

  • @thomasabbott8974
    @thomasabbott8974 Před 2 lety

    Great Video here Jimmy. 🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @nofirstgonzalez7888
    @nofirstgonzalez7888 Před rokem +1

    His laugh is phenomenal.

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 Před 2 lety +4

    Jimmy Carr: genius 👏🤣

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 Před 2 lety +5

    i feel like Jimmy Carr is the only Brit in the world that could Teabag someone and STILL drink tea in the morning. well, Jimmy Carr and anyone who has dementia BEFORE doing said bagging.

  • @joshuanelson7986
    @joshuanelson7986 Před 2 lety

    This guy cracks me up hard 😆

  • @oneanddone7992
    @oneanddone7992 Před 2 lety +3

    Dave Atell, Jimmy Carr, and just a few others are this innately funny standing in front of an audience.

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan Před 2 lety +21

    0:45 The trouble is New Zealand is so nice that’s the only joke you can make really.

    • @DaveWraptastic
      @DaveWraptastic Před 2 lety +8

      I mean you could make some very inappropriate Christchurch joke, or something about being bootleg Australia, the number of sheep, the weird accent, the flag referendum, rugby. Plenty to go on really, although why would you because yeah, they are really nice.

    • @fubarexress6359
      @fubarexress6359 Před 2 lety +9

      Nah. It’s a police state now. So loads of jokes to be made.

    • @thebob3712
      @thebob3712 Před 2 lety +4

      what about all the sheep shagging?

    • @lillys9876
      @lillys9876 Před 2 lety +6

      @@fubarexress6359 It's great to see people living up to their name.

    • @BGNewsReporter
      @BGNewsReporter Před 2 lety +3

      @@thebob3712 social distancing makes it tough mate

  • @rjpender2269
    @rjpender2269 Před rokem +1

    Seen him twice brilliant

  • @willlaflam
    @willlaflam Před rokem +1

    Lmao he’s so quick on the draw

  • @simonpage9201
    @simonpage9201 Před 2 lety

    Quality geezer

  • @oldgoat75
    @oldgoat75 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy and Steve Hofstetter. Best at dealing with hecklers.

  • @IndellableHatesHandles
    @IndellableHatesHandles Před 2 lety +40

    There are a few full shows you haven't posted yet, Jimmy. You could post those.

    • @kianhylian6379
      @kianhylian6379 Před 2 lety

      I think he can't because it was for netflix

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy Před 2 lety

      He doesn't want to undermine all those lovely DVD royalties.

  • @haberdasheryandspam
    @haberdasheryandspam Před 2 lety

    I'm a having a Chorley Burnley moment watching you

  • @132elr
    @132elr Před rokem

    His laugh is hilarious

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 Před rokem

    James I'm not ready for this
    I don't like the way my chest feel. I'm scared of dying

  • @megadman91
    @megadman91 Před rokem

    Gold!😂😂😂

  • @belindajardim3145
    @belindajardim3145 Před 2 lety +1

    Jimmy your so entertaining 😁👏love ja😍

  • @arielsterling2614
    @arielsterling2614 Před 2 lety +1

    This guy is Crazy 🤣😂😄🤣😄.

  • @tag1462
    @tag1462 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank God fer CZcams cos we don't get you here in the States. And to be honest, If you did, I doubt many Americans would get you. But you keep doing you. Yer spot on m8.

  • @80sMeavyHetal
    @80sMeavyHetal Před rokem +2

    0:39 Guy really kinda looks like an orc warrior 😅

  • @LiveForFreedom
    @LiveForFreedom Před 2 lety

    What a GEM

  • @SirDamatoIII
    @SirDamatoIII Před 2 lety

    Any clever bloke know what show of his, that first clip (new Zealand / drama student) is from?

  • @deliaelkarem7597
    @deliaelkarem7597 Před rokem

    I’m from Doncaster! ☺️💜

  • @jima5053
    @jima5053 Před 2 lety +10

    We just celebrated 46 years together.

  • @washedupfries
    @washedupfries Před 2 lety +1

    4:00 if you play the video at 2x speed it sounds like he's an auctioneer.

  • @sausagesandwich8938
    @sausagesandwich8938 Před 2 lety +4

    He's sharp.
    So are Mickey Flanagan and Lee Mack

    • @abemudokon9497
      @abemudokon9497 Před 2 lety

      I'm not a huge fan of Not Going Out but it's amazing how quick Lee Mac is on WILTY

  • @onamayo
    @onamayo Před 2 lety +1

    jimmy's new face looks like the villain from lazy town

  • @joshallen128
    @joshallen128 Před 2 lety

    What makes Jimmy Carr go every morning? Petro... Jelly

  • @daycowhite6947
    @daycowhite6947 Před 2 lety +4

    When 'New Zealand' was called out, the accent made me think, definitely from New Zealand.

  • @googlemike111
    @googlemike111 Před 2 lety +2

    studying drama lol

  • @jeffnotnuts8205
    @jeffnotnuts8205 Před 2 lety

    Fitting, 666K subscribers. Must be a story there.

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 Před 2 lety

    "I'm fine for fruit and veg." 🤣🤣

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy Před 2 lety +9

    5:10 The daughter is cute, though.

  • @AussieRoos
    @AussieRoos Před 2 lety +1

    I’ll have a coffee ☕️ please 🤣

  • @treetopjones737
    @treetopjones737 Před rokem +1

    You do wonder are they like "let's go with mom and dad to a show" - do they have any idea of what Jimmy does in his act?

  • @grahamrsparker
    @grahamrsparker Před 2 lety +2

    Am from Newcastle jimmy savile..I couldn't find Alan Carr so I watched this instead haha

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch Před 2 lety +2

    ricky gervais and jimmy carr are very alike.

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge Před 2 lety +4

    I say to aspiring actresses "Half frappe, double crap, matté, no foam, no whip."

  • @sarraconnolly6856
    @sarraconnolly6856 Před 2 lety

    I love you Jimmy

  • @dalekadoun783
    @dalekadoun783 Před 2 lety +1

    Funny

  • @striverfor7628
    @striverfor7628 Před 2 lety +3

    0:37 The New Zealand guy's voice was high then low??
    4:14 The seeds they sowed by mentioning their 43 years

  • @jan-olofharnvall8760
    @jan-olofharnvall8760 Před 2 lety

    Who put in the f-ing bleep😂

  • @stuartkinzel8195
    @stuartkinzel8195 Před 2 lety +2

    Wonder what a trip to Newcastle would cost?

  • @mazzparker7198
    @mazzparker7198 Před 2 lety

    JIMMY

  • @numerouno7079
    @numerouno7079 Před 2 lety

    @5:15 🤔 how does that work ?🤣

  • @elijahruhland5901
    @elijahruhland5901 Před 2 lety

    8:43

  • @LordChen
    @LordChen Před 2 lety

    Hello 1:43

  • @IndellableHatesHandles
    @IndellableHatesHandles Před 2 lety +3

    Still confused as to what the Australian joke is. I'm assuming some kind of television thing, but I could be wrong.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před 2 lety

      You probably are wrong.

    • @tivvy9708
      @tivvy9708 Před 2 lety

      @@zapkvr 😂😂

  • @suddonlee4326
    @suddonlee4326 Před 2 lety

    Hah haah haaaaaaaah!

  • @Niki-mp8qe
    @Niki-mp8qe Před 2 lety +1

    Only offensive thing was the caravan holidays, they cost more than going abroad so who's poor in that story lol

  • @stevethea5250
    @stevethea5250 Před rokem

    5:40 🌚

  • @bengieDMZ
    @bengieDMZ Před 2 lety

    Who hurt jimmy? He is ruthless haha

  • @jjammmees
    @jjammmees Před 2 lety

    I'm not sure if it's love.

  • @stephanieparkinson8436
    @stephanieparkinson8436 Před 2 lety +2

    Jimmy Carr always a joy. Sending you all a big phat psychic hug pass it on babies xxx 😇😇😇😍😍😍😇😇😇 xxx

  • @iamplay797
    @iamplay797 Před 2 lety

    Hahaha

  • @black76561
    @black76561 Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂

  • @marksandsmith6778
    @marksandsmith6778 Před 2 lety

    Tip.
    Put metal detectors on the way in.

  • @MultiPepsidog
    @MultiPepsidog Před 2 lety +7

    I hope he has upset all the WOKES!

  • @stevenrose9935
    @stevenrose9935 Před 2 lety +1

    Dad t’baggin the mum ! Should be interesting 🤨….

  • @Entropy72
    @Entropy72 Před 2 lety

    Gave you a like just for the porn gag at the end.

  • @williamandrews3680
    @williamandrews3680 Před rokem

    Tinker.

  • @BritneyStinson
    @BritneyStinson Před rokem

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @MrCameroland
    @MrCameroland Před 2 lety

    How about paying your tax 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @rjpender2269
    @rjpender2269 Před rokem

    What did Daniel say he did for a living ? Couldn't hear.....

  • @loucipher67
    @loucipher67 Před 2 lety

    Dave Allen better watch out....

  • @jambutty2218
    @jambutty2218 Před 2 lety

    They are from an age were that’s what people did. To scared to be alone.

  • @walkinshawkiwi
    @walkinshawkiwi Před 2 lety

    What did he say to that guy from New Zealand?

  • @fubarexress6359
    @fubarexress6359 Před 2 lety +3

    God such a smart ass. He’s got that in spades.

  • @stevenmorley1639
    @stevenmorley1639 Před 2 lety +5

    Thank God for Jimmy and Ricky . Heads above the Woke dire Comedians . They know who they are.