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  • Jimmy gets some Talk Show training from a random member of the audience!
    Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Live
    To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Live (2004...
    Live from London's Bloomsbury Theatre filmed on 8th November 2004, Jimmy Carr - Live sees funnyman Jimmy Carr sharing his cynical, but always hilarious, take on life's little absurdities.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
    For the latest tour dates and tickets: www.jimmycarr.com/live/
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Komentáře • 426

  • @thfreakin
    @thfreakin Před 5 lety +1876

    U can tell how old a video is by the size of jimmys face

    • @winterstar5750
      @winterstar5750 Před 4 lety +22

      Underrated comment

    • @yoanncosta1452
      @yoanncosta1452 Před 4 lety +10

      what year or years was jimmy's face bloated like a balloon ?

    • @emmagbates
      @emmagbates Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah he looked a lot bigger, I didn’t know he gained weight
      Still handsome

    • @LS6272
      @LS6272 Před 4 lety +10

      Emma Garcia this is from 2004, he hasn’t gained wait he’s lost weight lol

    • @Warlock786
      @Warlock786 Před 4 lety +1

      Is'nt it new ? I thought its because he's aged.

  • @3DCGdesign
    @3DCGdesign Před 4 lety +1373

    back when Jimmy was a chunky little dough boy

    • @ghostnoodle9721
      @ghostnoodle9721 Před 4 lety +11

      Little cutie

    • @flipskaterdave
      @flipskaterdave Před 4 lety +28

      wobbleslob

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder Před 4 lety +2

      him, David Mitchell, some others were chubby early.

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi Před 4 lety +2

      wait-that’s chunky?!

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 Před 4 lety +1

      sarikatimmi: not very chunky. But now he looks like he';s had some liposuction on his face and maybe a nose job. OR his subdermal fat layer just shrank like it does as you age unless you gain weight. His body wasn't chunkier in this vid...

  • @frankschrodinger1424
    @frankschrodinger1424 Před 4 lety +1139

    Back when jimmy looked like a ventriloquist doll

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 Před 4 lety +2

      May be was a case of cheap botox.

    • @babaroga73
      @babaroga73 Před 4 lety +13

      ...and now he looks like a ventriloquist

    • @EwokPanda
      @EwokPanda Před 4 lety +7

      "back when"?

    • @TheAce12570
      @TheAce12570 Před 4 lety +7

      what, as in... 10 seconds ago?

    • @chalky609
      @chalky609 Před 4 lety +3

      He still does

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant Před 5 lety +273

    I love that he prepares jokes, but really has the skills to be funny on the spot as well. It´s not a prerequisite for someone to be brilliant, it´s just nice to watch.

  • @IrenaDeacon
    @IrenaDeacon Před 5 lety +178

    She got him by "Jonny. Lol sorry jimmy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂💪🏽💃🏼smart one

  • @sohaibology
    @sohaibology Před 4 lety +46

    She made the whole bit funnier. 😂

    • @paullee5573
      @paullee5573 Před 2 lety

      She was just a rude, ignorant bog crawler

  • @ahz4877
    @ahz4877 Před 5 lety +249

    This was brilliant! her laugh made laugh even more, such a contagious beautiful laugh, loved it.

  • @bigtrolly
    @bigtrolly Před 5 lety +874

    For the people who are as dense as my obstructed bowels, this is from 2004. Jimmy's bee-stung looking face has since been transformed in a magnificent maxipad for all of your mums.

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 Před 5 lety +41

      I hope your bowels get better soon.

    • @bigtrolly
      @bigtrolly Před 5 lety +72

      @@wajihbec1087 Me too. But until that happens, tough shit.

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 Před 5 lety +6

      @@bigtrolly i know it's bullocks but you just need to hold on...not to the shit.
      Ps: you have a great username.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 Před 5 lety +1

      He still looks like Frank Sidebottom.

    • @SlashBolt
      @SlashBolt Před 5 lety +3

      Did he get work done? I didn't know he was literally a plastic paddy.

  • @Astro_War
    @Astro_War Před 5 lety +268

    Easily one of the best comics of all time.
    Jimmy is good too.

    • @mickeypearce244
      @mickeypearce244 Před 4 lety

      Clearly but behind, Kay, Dawson, Connolly, Dodd, Evans

    • @OfficialAnarchyz
      @OfficialAnarchyz Před 4 lety +19

      @@mickeypearce244 Clearly didn't get the joke

    • @hdtvcamera1
      @hdtvcamera1 Před 4 lety +1

      He's my favorite comedian and I live in the states

  • @bhew7409
    @bhew7409 Před 4 lety +21

    The Johnny line at the end was pure gold

  • @IrenaDeacon
    @IrenaDeacon Před 5 lety +91

    Her laughter makes it even funnier than his funny answers😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SveinNOR
    @SveinNOR Před 4 lety +212

    "Who here has been caught stealing in the Middle-East? Let's have a show of hands!"

    • @Ridz149
      @Ridz149 Před 4 lety +1

      cheroxx ohh I get it now they cut hands haha

    • @randyporter3491
      @randyporter3491 Před 4 lety +2

      Ridz No hurry, take your time.

    • @JMGamingCR
      @JMGamingCR Před 4 lety

      That’s a trick question they have none

  • @Hapidjus_
    @Hapidjus_ Před 4 lety +80

    Some people let fame get to their heads...in Jimmy's case it got to his cheeks.

  • @vasp99
    @vasp99 Před 5 lety +32

    I love her laughter!

  • @unni4346
    @unni4346 Před rokem +1

    Her laughter was so contagious and beautiful

  • @shaileshrana7165
    @shaileshrana7165 Před 5 lety +1137

    How did he choose just the perfect audience member?

    • @thejukeboxi
      @thejukeboxi Před 5 lety +555

      She was definitely a plant.
      A little flower to be exact.

    • @ssabykoops
      @ssabykoops Před 5 lety +49

      @@thejukeboxi Hey !!!! Everyone did you see what he did there?

    • @thinkfloyd2594
      @thinkfloyd2594 Před 5 lety +57

      Perfect? She's a giggling idiot and made me stop watching. Pure fucking idiot who giggles at nothingness.

    • @chiaracullen
      @chiaracullen Před 5 lety +40

      @@thejukeboxi that was funnier than most of his jokes! 🌻
      And Dublin girls ARE that witty and quick! No plant needed

    • @soph13leyla50
      @soph13leyla50 Před 5 lety +19

      Think Floyd omg thank you!!! Such a bore😴 wanted to smack her and say STOP LAUGHING

  • @germaniagarmania6138
    @germaniagarmania6138 Před 4 lety +6

    When she starts giggling, he could have killed it by saying " you know that people say my laugh is weird...". - Great admirer, just showing off :-)))

  • @billycohan6975
    @billycohan6975 Před 4 lety +7

    She had the best comebacks

  • @sofeeak8604
    @sofeeak8604 Před 3 lety +5

    Omg she had her own sass 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackten2787
    @jackten2787 Před 4 lety +9

    THIS WAS ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!
    LOVED IT. LOVE JIMMY CARR

  • @gggfx4144
    @gggfx4144 Před 4 lety +17

    "Anyone living" - owned

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 Před 4 lety +11

    This wee flower's a delight!

  • @CinosTheHedgehog2000
    @CinosTheHedgehog2000 Před 4 lety +6

    This woman cannot hold it together without bursting into laughter XD

  • @y2kblackout
    @y2kblackout Před 4 lety +21

    "Any other questions of your own?"

  • @ant7936
    @ant7936 Před 4 lety +5

    That is, without doubt, his funniest 7 minutes!
    A double-act potential?

  • @MrPaddy197719
    @MrPaddy197719 Před 4 lety +5

    Going to see him next year in Croydon, can't wait...

  • @IIImaxpayneIII
    @IIImaxpayneIII Před 5 lety +8

    she is a funny natural dissaster, and the face of jimmy holding insults hahahaha you're a genius!!

  • @Hazed64
    @Hazed64 Před 4 lety +36

    Jimmy- i have the skills to pay the bills
    Blonard- talking bout paying bills it would turn out HMRC would say you indeed dont pay some of your bills

    • @miasma529
      @miasma529 Před 3 lety

      @Sam Maloney wow dude! That's how it's spelled and I'm shocked! Thanks!

    • @bestirishfirefighter
      @bestirishfirefighter Před 3 lety

      @@miasma529 it’s spelled Blathnaid. Pronounced“Blaw-nid”

  • @thedoctor4115
    @thedoctor4115 Před 5 lety +12

    Absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @omdawe
    @omdawe Před 5 lety +107

    Jimmy, welcome to youtube.. Looking forward to more content and maybe some info about what your up to!

    • @AnantMall
      @AnantMall Před 5 lety

      This channel has existed since 2013..

    • @pictureus
      @pictureus Před 5 lety +5

      @@AnantMall But as you can see; it has recently posted more frequently.

  • @d3meister
    @d3meister Před 5 lety +13

    0:50 dude i literally clapped for this one, wow this was brilliant.

  • @promosolo
    @promosolo Před 5 lety +7

    Funniest thing I've seen all day hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

  • @No_OneV
    @No_OneV Před 4 lety +14

    Is that woman on acid? Seriously why is she so happy xD

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 Před 3 lety +1

      @blazo king yep, she did a pretty good job considering. Had a few jokes of her own too. Fun to watch

  • @zamex23slo
    @zamex23slo Před 4 lety +9

    1:48 pause and just look

  • @CMDRunematti
    @CMDRunematti Před 4 lety +2

    best heckle xD thanks Johnny

  • @UnstoppableYaris
    @UnstoppableYaris Před 5 lety +9

    That was fun indeed

  • @SikanderAli007
    @SikanderAli007 Před 4 lety +2

    hahaha... He needs to do more of this 😅

  • @userjim83
    @userjim83 Před 5 lety +226

    Jimmy has abnormally chubby cheeks for a non obese person

    • @herseem
      @herseem Před 5 lety +20

      He cut out the Chinese meals after each gig and now he's lost weight

    • @bojojojo913
      @bojojojo913 Před 4 lety +25

      Like a squirrel with his jaws crammed full of hazelnuts

    • @jessiejeanne9717
      @jessiejeanne9717 Před 4 lety +1

      That's how I feel about Gene Simmons... Even when he was relatively thin.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak Před 4 lety

      @@jessiejeanne9717 Gene Simmons was relatively thin at some point?

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 Před 4 lety

      @@bojojojo913 he definitely cut out some type of nuts from his diet......

  • @JCFNor
    @JCFNor Před 4 lety +5

    Brave lady! :)

  • @chrisp1355
    @chrisp1355 Před 4 lety +1

    She was delightful!

  • @BadassRandomness
    @BadassRandomness Před 5 lety +11

    I was hoping it was the one with the guy with the drum n bass guy haha

    • @mistawinta
      @mistawinta Před 3 lety +2

      *in a deathly voice* the funeral director?

  • @crispy6311
    @crispy6311 Před 2 lety

    She was amazing!

  • @howardalien2720
    @howardalien2720 Před 4 lety

    GENIUS!!!

  • @anthonywstanton
    @anthonywstanton Před 4 lety +2

    I sincerely hope to meet you in person some day! You sir are a comedic genius!

  • @repelsteeltje5043
    @repelsteeltje5043 Před 4 lety

    I love Jimmy Carr

  • @dean1618
    @dean1618 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant.

  • @tommyslatts3202
    @tommyslatts3202 Před 4 lety +6

    When you randomly laugh to mask nervousness in its purest form

  • @owenbutcher1954
    @owenbutcher1954 Před 4 lety

    EXCELLENT Jimmy Bloned EXCELLENT

  • @MrMetalManMe
    @MrMetalManMe Před 5 lety +130

    Can't beat a little flower planted in the audience.
    That's just abuse

  • @jesonballeza950
    @jesonballeza950 Před 4 lety +5

    Yo Jimmy! If i get to be one of your shows lemme be the interviewer! :) I love your show and probably just the only Filipino that loves your show! :)

  • @jester_1973
    @jester_1973 Před 5 lety +12

    "Being and Nothingness" was written by Jean-Paul Sartre, not Heidegger.

    • @twistedsis100
      @twistedsis100 Před 4 lety +1

      Well that's that joke ruined then isn't it?

  • @Samara.Weaving
    @Samara.Weaving Před 3 lety

    Blonnered got Clobbered 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thenodfather
    @thenodfather Před 4 lety

    If you apply yourself you wind up in England? Well if there was ever a reason not to, there it is 🤣

  • @rectify2003
    @rectify2003 Před 4 lety

    Blondie was brilliant, great idea. 🤣

  • @foejr94
    @foejr94 Před 4 lety +3

    My depression is cured 🙂

  • @Wildonnor
    @Wildonnor Před 4 lety +9

    1:11 is so underrated 😂 can't believe no one laughed

    • @Skovorodnikof
      @Skovorodnikof Před 4 lety

      well, did not get the joke. can you explain?

  • @emperorehryn2370
    @emperorehryn2370 Před 4 lety

    Joey's a national treasure

  • @IrenaDeacon
    @IrenaDeacon Před 5 lety +11

    Orgasmic jokes lol he is so funny LOL 😂😂😂🤣

  • @armandazhari1399
    @armandazhari1399 Před 2 lety

    Unless you busy 😂

  • @youvardy
    @youvardy Před 5 lety +22

    'Being and Nothingness' was written by Sartre, not Heidegger. Just sayin'.

    • @herseem
      @herseem Před 5 lety +1

      It was probably an in-joke for philosophers then. And the fact that he then used it to prop up the table

  • @supershmueli
    @supershmueli Před 4 lety +14

    Me: What kind of loser doesn’t continue a game show called Distraction?
    Jimmy: Here’s the heckling...

  • @Jusdragon
    @Jusdragon Před 5 lety +17

    5:40 was in qi

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před 4 lety +1

      Correct

    • @ozymandias949
      @ozymandias949 Před 4 lety +1

      And here I thought that was something he made up on the spot.

  • @TheGeorgeous
    @TheGeorgeous Před 5 lety +26

    Those cheeks, damn.

  • @Lesminster
    @Lesminster Před 5 lety +1

    Good one :D

  • @SubjectRandom21
    @SubjectRandom21 Před 4 lety

    A great idea and typical of Jimmy to get it done.

  • @classicmail8239
    @classicmail8239 Před 5 lety

    She was good fun 😄

  • @michaelgibbs514
    @michaelgibbs514 Před 4 lety +6

    She seemed like she couldn't quite believe what was happening!

  • @hayyanazam5854
    @hayyanazam5854 Před 4 lety +1

    That shirt!

  • @Genxr66
    @Genxr66 Před 5 lety +12

    I can't believe that I just watched a video a few before this one where he come up with the phrase about tubes on cats legs so the walk like a robot. I glad i did otherwise that would have been confusing.

    • @nashmishah6064
      @nashmishah6064 Před 5 lety

      which one is it?

    • @Orromwan
      @Orromwan Před 5 lety

      @@nashmishah6064 It's an episode of QI with Stephen Fry, where they have to arrange random letters on some sort of a magnetic board for a brain teaser. That should be enough info to help you find it.

    • @nashmishah6064
      @nashmishah6064 Před 5 lety

      is it the gay elf romp one?

    • @Orromwan
      @Orromwan Před 5 lety

      @@nashmishah6064 Yup that's the one.

    • @ShiningBOT
      @ShiningBOT Před 4 lety

      Doesn't this recording predates that epsiode tho

  • @radink
    @radink Před 5 lety +2

    Jimmy put on a few.

  • @nithyasris7276
    @nithyasris7276 Před 5 lety +10

    OMG HE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT

  • @Ppp-kk6hw
    @Ppp-kk6hw Před 4 lety

    Funny guy

  • @patriciaxxx4162
    @patriciaxxx4162 Před 4 lety +1

    New fan... 😎

  • @Chaosium
    @Chaosium Před 4 lety +4

    Within the spirit of these jokes "sex with anyone living or dead" could have been carried off to "anyone living, but im open to experimentation"

    • @spider-man6088
      @spider-man6088 Před 4 lety

      Well that's the line into dark humour.

    • @Chaosium
      @Chaosium Před 4 lety +1

      @@spider-man6088 dark humor is the best humor, thats why jimmy is king.

  • @nextari
    @nextari Před 4 lety +2

    "It's not complicated" ha ha...this lady was torture

  • @linusmark2425
    @linusmark2425 Před 3 lety

    3:00 so yeah my hot chocolate’s on the wall

  • @_inSight__
    @_inSight__ Před 3 lety +3

    I’m pretty sure half his jokes are just him thinking out loud and there just happens to be an audience to laugh.

  • @jyang3481
    @jyang3481 Před 4 lety

    I,m French canadian ,i feel depressive punch comedian and six hrs after i feel better Merçi for the smile merci

  • @Luvinlife4me
    @Luvinlife4me Před 5 lety +2

    What a cool chick

  • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
    @Kirsten_is_cursed10 Před 5 lety +29

    The smarties tubes on cats legs is from QI

    • @LB-rj7fj
      @LB-rj7fj Před 5 lety +1

      Impressed Alan to no end haha

    • @liamjohnstone1062
      @liamjohnstone1062 Před 5 lety +1

      @@LB-rj7fj as it should have, it was beyond impressive

    • @TheBloodsuger150
      @TheBloodsuger150 Před 5 lety +2

      I imagine he came up with it before QI, he took Bill Bailly’s letters to write it.

  • @Da1337DoOD
    @Da1337DoOD Před 5 lety +3

    Funny as hell! Jimmy wasn't bad either.

  • @lennoxeizen4193
    @lennoxeizen4193 Před 5 lety +21

    Upload more stuff, Jimmy

    • @Flymochairman1
      @Flymochairman1 Před 5 lety

      What? Is there not enough adverts on CZcams? I had to watch four this time and two of them were before the video started! :O)

    • @ClaudeSac
      @ClaudeSac Před 5 lety +2

      @@Flymochairman1 I did not see one single ad.... it's you dude, you should take care of it like I did.

    • @Flymochairman1
      @Flymochairman1 Před 5 lety +1

      Nah, mate. My teeth are all false now so I try and avoid biting the bar stewards back!

    • @Flymochairman1
      @Flymochairman1 Před 5 lety

      @@ClaudeSac It's the algorithms, mighty Seizer of CZcams wants his gold. I'm also sure that the bar steward is happy I've stopped biting his back.

  • @umairusman
    @umairusman Před 5 lety +5

    Jimmy is like the funny version of Harvey Spectre

  • @SirReptitious
    @SirReptitious Před 5 lety +6

    Jimmy and I have the exact same goal before we die; I also want to do Kylie! I am totally in love with that woman! :-D

    • @magmafang7187
      @magmafang7187 Před 5 lety

      Who Kylie.
      Thought he said rylie

    • @SirReptitious
      @SirReptitious Před 5 lety

      Kylie Minogue is an Australian singer who is very famous and successful. She also has a younger sister named Dannii Minogue, who is also a great singer, but not nearly as famous as her big sister.

  • @lazyjesus6573
    @lazyjesus6573 Před 4 lety +5

    Jimmy’s chubby days before he moved his mass to his hair.

  • @jamieperrin6396
    @jamieperrin6396 Před 5 lety +11

    That joke was done before he appeared on Qi, it’s a fix! Or fake news, or the Mandela effect?!

    • @kevintaylor8748
      @kevintaylor8748 Před 5 lety

      Maybe everyone had phrases they had once said, but only he noticed.

    • @landerdumoulin8725
      @landerdumoulin8725 Před 2 lety

      If you look at his board during that QI episode, he stole letters from the person next to him and also did not use some of his own. Not a fix but a bit of cheating going on to get to a funny sentence he already had in his head.

  • @chrislongstay
    @chrislongstay Před 5 lety +2

    Gotta love the Irish...

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 Před 4 lety

      I would if they stayed in fucking Ireland

  • @edmundkempersdartboard173

    I fucking love Jimmy Carr. America is sleeping on him.

  • @NikhilAutar
    @NikhilAutar Před 4 lety

    This would be me too

  • @jazzpip1
    @jazzpip1 Před 5 lety

    Where is this from?

  • @NikhilAutar
    @NikhilAutar Před 4 lety +1

    Tbh I'd probably be like her if I was up there loool

  • @MrOarson
    @MrOarson Před 4 lety +10

    Jimmy Carr: "Would anyone like to interview me?"
    Nobody:
    Crickets: ...
    Lady In Blue: "I'll do it!"
    Well, thankfully someone fell on that grenade. I hope she got a medal for that.

  • @ethanm9191
    @ethanm9191 Před 4 lety +4

    She was funnier than he was 😂

  • @Samara.Weaving
    @Samara.Weaving Před 5 lety +1

    Blonnered sounds like Hammered and she certainly was but then all the Irish are 😂

  • @jen3800
    @jen3800 Před 4 lety +1

    brill

  • @nerozeroful
    @nerozeroful Před 5 lety

    Miss the old Jimmy

  • @bledback2life
    @bledback2life Před 4 lety +2

    Jimmy, 'Being and Nothingness' is by Sartre.
    If it's Heidegger you're thinking about, then it's 'Being and Time'.

    • @carlnikolov
      @carlnikolov Před 4 lety

      Its a joke, he gets the author wrong because he not only never read the book just the name of the title of the book and then used it to prop up the table hence why he cant remember the proper author..also it was the most important book to him because of the fact he used it for an actual practical purpose instead of just reading it.

  • @rahuldeshmukh5440
    @rahuldeshmukh5440 Před 4 lety +4

    Goshh did jimmy had 2 curries,pilaf rice and balti before doing this...or like 10 repeat orders of fish n chips.

  • @renzo6490
    @renzo6490 Před 5 lety

    Quelle moon face!

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 Před 4 lety +5

    3:45 ... What did she say here? I couldn't hear it.

    • @thediab2732
      @thediab2732 Před 4 lety

      She is just laughing.
      Then she says im sorry.
      25 seconds later she say no don't worry you are not