Jimmy Roasting The Audience - VOL. 1 | Jimmy Carr
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- čas přidán 9. 01. 2020
- Jimmy loves nothing more than to rip on the members of the audience, but it doesn't help that they all make it so easy for him! What's your favourite roast from this compilation?
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His show might be the only comedy show where the back seats gets sold before the the front seats.
lol
not the only show.. frankie boyle's shows get that aswell me thinks lol
You need to check out Andrew Schulz
@@axypher Ye, Andrew turns god mode versus front raw :)))))))))))))))
There’s a few Aussie ones one wants to avoid too... Rodney Rude being one ... he got my brother a beauty twenty years ago - he had a long pony tail ☝️ no no no 😂
The more you resist, the more he destroys you.
*Well that sounds interesting*
(Jk)
Haha tru
That what she said
Weird but I kind of understand that......
@@Scratchingforcash Bruh... How you holdin' up?
Back seats will be a premium, front row will come with a discount and warning.
It's like a modern-day Gallagher show
I'd take the front row and just sit back, relax and not look suspicious
@@sbIvanov I'd take a front row seat and wear a Peter Kay T Shirt.
as i found out at a roy chubby brown show a few years back lol
@@thefurrybastard1964 unfortunately, I'm not Peter Kay....
I continue to be surprised at the number of people who bring their parents to Jimmy's shows!
Lycoris Sound Or their kids... :-)
Im going with my parents in september 😂 i'll be 17 then
@@beccacritchley8561
Do you have sexual relations with your parents? If not, then don't go. It'll be weird.
Why? It doesn't matter cause their parents will watch it anyway on DVD... get it? xDDDD
I went with my parents and it was hilarious, sat fairly near the front but luckily didn’t get picked out
When the last lady went "Move along."
Jimmy: I'm about to destroy this girl.
Jaakko T he defo was not meant to be with the guy
I feel like they are cheating with each other.
Jimmy: "I'm about to end this girls whole carreer"
Friend: "What career??"
And she continues to dig her grave ever deeper
DLC ENERGY porn can be a career, i guess
She made the biggest mistake of her life by asking him to move along...even the poor guy got dragged into it...
Barbara Streisand effect there
yep can't believe she would say something like that when at a show by Jimmy Carr.
Oh the horror that she faced after 😂
Jimmy rules !!
I wonder if they ever got together and if not, whether her current fella/husband is a Jimmy Carr fan and seen this 😂
@@saintmatthew9100 agreed. Something more to that relationship than just fk buddies, cos single people wouldn't be ashamed of that. And the dude looked like he wanted to run outta there
when i think about people getting offended by ricky gervais on that golden globe thing all i can think is … oh please let jimmy do that one just once please their heads will explode :P
RaiStorM RS was thinking the exact same thing.
Gods let jimmy carr loose on them
No one offended by Ricky gervais. Everyone is well aware of his schtick by now. There’s just people like you who think there were people who were offended and obsess over whether people were offended.
Jayfive276 See your “insult” would be a lot more compelling if you deleted the Minecraft content of your channel.
Wait until they find out about frankie boyle
That would be fantastic!
If he came to an american auditorium, everyone in there would need rehab and a pocket bible.
I've seen his US routine and it was soooo tame. Probably why he never made it there
I want him to come to Florida so badly, but I'd worry about his well being. People here take jokes WAY too fucking seriously
To be fair, this is compiled from shows that are 10+ years old. People are getting thinner-skinned by the minute and it’s becoming more and more rampant in The U.S., The U.K. and Australia, especially...
England is starting to flip out over comments made by John Cleese, instead of making his twilight years lovely which he deserves for being an inimitable legend.
@@guitarmatricide4834 It's a good job they haven't heard Bernard Manning or Roy 'Chubby' Brown then... 🤣
Anyone that says others are thin skinned are almost always thin skinned grown children themselves
The second-hand embarassment for these people is painful.
How? They're praised for being mentioned.
This is exactly what makes British humour funny 😂
*Audience member heckles Jimmy Carr*
Jimmy Carr: "So you have chosen death?"
Weirdo
British people have the best sense of humor. Dark humor, light humor, all type of humors. Here in the United State people are so sensitive 😒
I couldn't agree more, Texas here and I positively love British humor 😝
Hillary Marie i feel bad for all the sensitive nittys in america 😂
True.
We know how to have a laugh!
And their humour in films is consistent
on the dot!
Watched him live last year. Didn't realise he was more ruthless off camera. Absolute class
Never watched Jimmy till they tried to cancel him for telling a joke, turns out he's bloody funny. Bravo Jimmy, keep on rocking.
You are in for treat mate ☺️
Oh, here we go. Another "meh meh meh cancel cancel meh meh meh" person. It's called consequences...
...and the reason Jimmy didn't suffer consequences is because the TARGET of his jokes aren't the SUBJECT of his jokes, unlike Chapelle and Gervais.
@@SeanClaudeVanQuam Chappelle did nothing wrong
Ik I'm literally the most progressive person, woke you may say, but Jimmy carr is my fav comedian, because it's just jokes, and hilarious ones at that
"That isn't your mum there, is it?"
(nods)
At that moment, Jimmy realizes his joke backfired.
But like the epic comedian he is.... carried on haha
Pretty obvious he would have spotted them earlier and was trying to get someone who was with their mother.
That was definitely how he wanted this to go down. He was probably already honing on them before the joke.
He didn't realize his joke backfired, because it didn't.
«it was at this moment he knew, he’d fucked up»
You missed my favourite, the one where the parents bring their kids and being asked on moral dilemma!
that one deserves a seperate episode
That and the joke with Henry VIII, mindreading, australian accent and THAT GUY'S MUM
That on youtube? Video title?
well it is Vol. 1 - so maybe in volume 2 - or later...
@@DuckMastah07 I think that one is already up. "I know you love, I can read your fucken mind."
"Move along" was the most self destructive thing to say 🤣🤣
"I thought you might have whispered it and it picked up an echo" LMFAO thank's Jimmy.
I don't get it. Is he saying that she was very strikingly stating it out?
@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai Dude! Google, echo!
Jack Maehoph I know what an echo is. But I still don‘t get it. English isn‘t my first language.
@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai Jimmy is implying the woman has slept with so many men and stretched out her- you know what, you figure it out from there xD
@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai The woman shouted "NO!" really loud when Jimmy asked if (penis') size matters. Jimmy suggested that maybe the woman just whispered, but the whisper picked up an echo, which implies that the woman's vagina is very large/stretched out (and that's the reason why size matters for her).
"Two days!"
[punch] _"Don't draw attention to us for God's *sake*."_
who is the bride fliping the bird in th end ???
Bulu
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He's just incredible... the poshest looking man with the filthiest mind, the sharpest wit and absolutely lethal put downs. Amazing, Jimmy, many thanks and best wishes! X
I really hope Jimmy stays the same unlike most comedians who go all limp... So refreshing in this day and age.
@john bloggs it certainly is. It should be as simple as, if you don't like it, don't watch it!
Nightmare better hope he stops the Botox addiction then coz every time I see him he's changed.
@@craigdawson1749 you know he uses botox? You know these are clips from different times? You know he has been losing weight?
Nightmare his face has had more jabs than a secondhand dartboard from down the pub.
That's ok, jimmy has a lot of practise thumbing it in. If he has....problems....as he grows up, I'm sure he'll figure it out.
Jimmy checking the audience.
A girl: "Move along"
Jimmy: "Ah, free real estate"
I love comedians that interact with the audience, this was hilarious and no one is immune LOL, and that last lady probably to this day regrets saying "Move Along"
Finally Jimmy Carr discovered the Internet in 2020! and put all his shows from past decades on it.
His channel exists since 2013 ...but it seems he only had one video on it for 5 years or so, then seriously started uploading.
I find it great that Jimmy has elderly people as fans also. 👍👍
8:18 He left that kid WIDE open to respond with "Yeah you're probably not used to seeing them from the front". DAMNIT I'm so mad at that kid. That would been perfectttttt
EyeInTheSky well done, good Sir.
Brilliant !
The guy was quite shy
Huzzzer true
oh my gawd
He loves that "what do you do? Depends on the guy probably" gag.
The last lady should have just let him do his thing, it got worse the more she fought
🤔 dumb blond. she willingly went to his show.lmao
@@lizzymarlow5208 guessing it was her first Jimmy Carr show lol. That 'scuba diving' guy had the right idea and just laughed along. That's the only way to interact with Jimmy once he picks you ou
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R*pey vibes here
That was my defense in court, it didn't go very well...
Jimmy carr is so clever and slick it’s actually unreal how he can be so offensive without actually coming off as offensive.
Damn that cut at 8:50 just makes the next shot of Jimmy look like the Terminator
"You still having that problem with Sauroman and his Orc Army?"
I fuckin' Lost it.
His comedic timing is just perfect
Even though he looks like a gay action figure 😄
With the hottest wife
Did you ever follow slickitkam on Instagram?
indead
I'm dead. Lmaoo.
@@incognitos4342 She looks like a truck.
This guy should be a comedian
Varap ???
Yeah, maybe he could host a panel show or a countdown spin-off or something?
Daniel oh lol 😂
He is🤭
@@fartface7387 r/woosh
“HeLlO”
“Hello”
Why is this my favourite part of the video
P sure she said Harrow
@@nonyornats6218 She said it like she was having a fucking stroke
My wife called the birth of her first child a 'Growth removal procedure'.
Hahaha
Diving school man got completely destroyed
You think that's bad??
You should see the kid....
I like the intense focus in his eyes when he’s scanning the room for targets 😂
Has someone ever realised that he looks like Roger Federers a little fatter and a little meaner brother? 😂
You're right at the top
Jackie Gian yes😃
and he laughs like Stampy
He has a joke about it he's said live on stage. So he even knows lol
Deci Bell he said his mom was roger Federer
13:25 man I feel so bad for that guy 😂 just un called for 😂
It's a comedy show lol. They knew what were getting into.
he looks like grown up 'young sheldon'
3:16 Jimmy showing a bit of class by being nice to the woman whose phone rang. 👍
That was my nan I’m not even joking 😂
The "growth" guy got absolutely shat on so many times.
That last one definitely exposed an affair lol...
Damn... That blonde in the end really had no clue when to stop. He masacrated her. The more she resisted the more he burned her.
The man is like a living sand.
jimmys entire show could be him just roasting the audience and everyone would love it
Frankie boyle, Ricky gervais and jimmy Carr need to team up
BenArchy Uk my lungs would explode
We just need a fourth
Then they can end the world
@@thomasnolastname8734
Bill Burr?
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Bill Burr
@@thomasnolastname8734 andrew schulz
That was suicide telling Jimmy to move along.
Jimmy is so delightfully deranged. And that laugh of his is hysterical. Ah Ah Aaaah :)
you mean: Ah Ah Ah Aaaah!
@@vi2e Yeah that too lol. The first time I saw Jimmy I thought he was doing a fake laugh but that's how he really laughs. Which just makes him even funnier.
@@MissChanandlerBong1 thought the same! But it's real! XD
He laughs like count von count from Sesame Street
". . . three fellas. . . "
I almost cut myself shaving.
We need Jimmy Carr in the US.... his roasting prowess is on god tier.
I have been your fan for as long as I can remember Jimmy. Your quick wit is second to none. Wish to see you live someday.
"What's your name madam?"
"Alexa"
"Play Despacito"
Same, and when she said she does alot of things I was like yes ofc she is alexa
come on man its 2020
@@Traumatised311 alexa, nothing but a bug developed by the bald headed creep.
Yo Jimmy I really appreciate you releasing all this compiled footage, I'm really enjoying it!
Pro tip, don’t sit in the front row. 😂
I would gladly sit in the front. What’s to be afraid of? Jokes? Not your typical american here would absolutely gladly take that front line.
My mouth and cheeks are hurting of laughter 😂 jimmy the legend 🔥
You never fail to brighten my day no matter how outrageous you are with your audience! Your brain is a magnificent thing!
that girl at the end got ripped hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many old or new comedians can walk out on a stage and "free style" like this and be FUNNY! 👏👍👏👍👏👍
Dave, Ricky there's only few left
I swear everyone is sweating in those shows.
It's like being back in school with the teacher randomly selecting students to answer the question
@@DeadlyLazer It's also like being an an oven with a tonne of strangers.
But I don't think Jimmy is German.
From fear of being roasted by him lol
4:03 i was boutta laugh but holding it in and then Jimmy hit me with the shrug and I started dying lmao
That was one of the best ones that has been put together .
Love you for making me laugh so much. Your a real comical genius
Bro ngl I love this guy and I’ve only watched him for a few minutes he’s the best I’m laughing genuinely
Don’t matter how many times I watch always makes me laugh
Brilliant improvisation with smashing bones humor!!!
No matter how many times I've seen it all still I can't get enough!
Way to go Jimmy.
Be always YOU and WELL!!!
Wañďďerß
Lol love how far hes willing to take the jokes
That is an awesome collection!!! Ad lib at its very finest... Would love to see him live if he ever came through Canada. He is definitely the professor of comedy.
Montreal just for laughs
he has done that show a few times
This guy is a legend. Much love from America.
I'm convinced that Jimmy Carr has endless content.
I wish
Vicki takes it really well, and she has a great sense of humour too.
The best way to not be so embarrassed is to roll with it. Learned that at a comedy club a few years back lol. It's good fun actually.
She does take it very well :)
Yea, i need more off this. Just awesome.
Always so very funny, I think you have to have a strong mind to dare sit at the front lmao
I laughed so much it hurts.
6:43 that man’s forehead shines brighter than my future.
Bruhh 😂
Love the channel. Would love to see some more full episodes. Cheers
17:20 I have a feeling one of them were having an affair xD they got waaay to embarrassed.
Hampus Malm 100%
Take on the audience with such ease. Naturally sharp. Naturally funny.
For the love of god this man is a gift best laughs in a while thank you for the content
I love this man so much!!
You are so quick with your responses. Well done you. Thanks for the video
When Jimmy told the man who had a growth removed to come up with a better story, it reminded me of something my grandfather told me. He grew up in Germany early in the 1910's. A man would go to a barber and get intentionally slashed on his cheek near his eye, then would go around telling everyone he got the wound in a sword fight.
I believe the sword fight is called "the Schlager"
You are savage buddy, love your comedy and I’m happy I’ve never been on the receiving end of your jokes lol
18:06 and THAT reaction is why I love to watch Jimmy
Without question the funniest guy on the circuit. I only have to look at Jimmy and he makes me laugh. TOP man.
Loved it. Cheers and a big thank you.
This guy, goes over & above, makes him unique. No holds barred, lm in.
This guy is a comedic genius
An absolute genius of comedy
Jimmy wouldn’t last 10 seconds in a comedy show in America, Everyone is gonna get mad
Then they shouldnt even attend if they cant take the jokes
What's this bullshit you guys are saying. It's just jokes not like people in america are gonna die over that
A wise man once said: Just because you are offended doesn’t mean you are right
Are you crazy Jimmy car is like Rick and morty the show... But... The guy...
He was in US. Tame and lame.
When Jimmy says "... What's that sorry?" game over
This was great 😂
The poor "diving guy" 😂😂😂😂😂
After just watching frankie Boyle s barrage this feels relatively restrained lol
This guy is great.
He came out of nowhere...
and just Destroys!
...and that Laugh!
#TopTier #JimmyCarr #Lmao
He came out of nowhere? what do you mean
He’s so funny he has to laugh backwards.
The last clip is pure gold 😂😂 😂 😂
“Where you from madam”
“Dartford”
For some reason this cracks me up way more than it should
He is the most hilarious comic I've ever heard.
This guy is the best comedian around 😂😂😂😂👍
"You got hammered? So, your friend missed?"
Quick wit.
Laughed so much my face hurts.
His laugh takes me back to a lovely world back in 2012 where a certain cat had a love garden