Compilation Of Michael’s Best Jokes About Glasses | Michael McIntyre
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- In eye tests, why guess the letters?
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This man's talent to make the most mundane things hillarious is unparalleled.
You're not wrong! He is quite spectacular at it 😁
Peter Kay used to be good.
init
King of relatable humour
Ayup
Note that the optician never says, "Nope, you've got it wrong, guess again."
i would
I believe it's *"optometrist"* not optician 🙂
Yeolie Park I’m pretty sure it can be both, but who knows
Actually, mine said, after I told her that I couldn't see the letters anymore, "Try again, come on, you can do this!"
Depends on the state in the USA but as an optician with someone with bi focals if they are one or two off I’ll get them to give it another shot
Went to get my eyes tested n the eye lady said can you read the letters on the wall n I said there's no letters on the wall. I was looking at the wrong wall.
😂👍
I went to the optometrist once. They asked me to read the letters on the chart. I said "I don't see any letters." They were just smudges to me.
Yes, I'm pretty darn blind.
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Slick Rick I think that’s I sign you need glasses😂🤷🏼♀️
So accurate about the guessing part 😂
I think it's a habit- to over overcompensate .
einat1622 we can always tell when people are guessing
@@emilytyers6106 thats why you keep the same tempo and never say "ummmm"
*overcompensate
@@alvallac2171 Yes, meant that, thanks.
I frocking love this guy because for some godforsaken reason he is pretty much the only "clean" and not all that cynical comedian I am able to laugh with.
This is so true! It seems like it's so "easy" nowadays to be a funny comedian with dirty and/or cruel jokes. In my eyes he's the best comedian alive.
@Mai Nyigguh Was supposed to be "fricking"
Try DryBar Comedy!!
Remember buying my first pair of glasses at Christmas ‘87. When I put them on for the first time, I saw a Christmas tree on the other side of the street and to this day, remember how sharp all the difference coloured lights were on it. Just a memory.
malcolm norfolk I remember looking at a tree and actually seeing the leaves, it was quite remarkable really!
I remember being able to see the television clearly after I first put them on, it really was “like HD”.
I got my first glasses at 4... I don’t remember it at all- probably didn’t notice much since my only problem then was a lazy eye; now it’s double vision and a lazy eye, WHOO BRAIN SURGERY!
Hey I also got my first pair in 1987 and stood staring at a tree outside my window amazed that you were supposed to be able to see the leaves on it not just a big green blurb like a children’s picture of a tree
I didn't realize I needed glasses my whole childhood and was convinced trees simply had shadowy silhouettes, not perfectly visible leaves and branches easily distinguishable from one another. Getting glasses and going on a roadtrip was extraordinary
Don't understand people that out of vanity won't wear glasses. The first time i got mine and put them on outside the shop i entered a whole new world. Trees at a distance weren't just green blurs, i could see each leaf ! And from my house i saw the basketball/skateboard park and before glasses i just looked down there and identified my friends by the way they walked and moved, and with glasses i actually saw them...i just grew up and thought everyone sees like this, but it's so much more fun if you actually have proper eyesight :p
But being short-sighted is like seing the world like in movies ! The background is blury, the lights are softer. The only thing better than that is being short-sighted WITH warm coloured sunglasses, then you're in a freaking Wes Anderson Movie lol
some people wear fake non prescription glasses for style and fashion lol
I'm blind without glasses since I had cataract surgery and contacts won't work unfortunately. My hubby is infuriating! He's gotten to the point where he needs glasses and was prescribed them, problem is that he refuses to wear them until he needs to read then he keeps losing them. If he'd just leave them on his face he wouldn't have this problem. He's 52 years old and it isn't even about vanity he just doesn't want to have to wear them.
I remember in 6th grade when I first figured out that I needed glasses. I borrowed reading glasses from my aunt for a role in a play and tried it out an hour before. I was in class at that moment and I remember being so astonished seeing each letter on the board with proper spaces and clarity. I could see leaves on trees and distinct features of people around me. Then it took me 6 months to tell my mother because I was afraid she'd get mad because there was something wrong with my eyes😂
I was eight when I got glasses for the first time, it was amazing. That was when I started the over the glasses reading because I can't read very well with them on. It came in handy when I started babysitting to perfect the, "don't look at me that way," look.
My niece said the same thing when she got her glasses. She had needed them for at least three years and she was amazed at how everything looked. She just got braces and she isn't as impressed lol.
I wonder how long he practiced the glasses move. He must've developed brilliant eyebrow muscles 😅😂
Edit: oh gosh, thanks for the likes!
Edit 2: there's even more 😂
Feel the muscles on the side of your head when you raise your eyebrows. It's the arms of the glasses he's controlling, not the lenses ;)
@@Amperzand hes clearly holding the glasses with his eyebrows
Nah, it's pretty easy, I do this all the time.
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Totally going to practise my eyebrow muscles
"Oh no! I saw Avatar last year and I must have left them. Thank you sir for pointing that out. Oh silly me!"😀😁
I did tell the optometrist once that I could no longer read the letters, she told me to "try and guess". =/
Black Swan literally!!! So glad I have maybe vision that relies entirely on luck.
I suppose there's some merit to figuring out which size letters you can kinda see but not clearly, and which you just can't identify at all. I often found myself saying stuff like "I can't tell if it's a C or a G" or "that one might be a T but it could be a Y" during my eye tests.
Happened to me too lol
That's when you guess things like # * } ~ ! 😂
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I just need to squint and lean for the rest of my life 😂😂😂
I read squirt I need help
@@yuh5470 😂😂 That's why you're not supposed to squint at the eye doctor!
@@yuh5470 squirt??
My favorite is my optometrist testing my far sight when I’ve been quite near sighted for over 10 years.
I have no hope of reading letters far away so they get the biggest kick when I have to tell them the letter I can read.
“E.”
“That’s all you can read?”
“That’s all I’ve been able to read since I was 9 years old, keep up, Lizzy.”
I don't dooo letters, Can I have aniiimmmaaallllssss... LOL
Tyler Anthony Greene such charts do exist
Guess who I bumped into outside specsavers?
Everybody.............
K
Stop
BA DUM-
slams head through wall
Another Hayes hmm
@@taihesiahayes9547 this town ain't big enough for two Hayes's, you hear. 🤣🤣
I was so bored on the treadmill that I put this on to keep me entertained. I nearly fell off. Also, I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard. 😂😂😂
If you're able to watch this while on a treadmill then may I suggest you turn up the speed a bit? You'll still not be able to breathe, but this time it'll be better for your health :)
He does that to you hey 😄.
I KNOW!! * did you pee, a little bit?
Only comedian I know that is family friendly 95% of the time and has the most accurate sense of humour for us Brits. British treasure.
haha "they never know when reading might occur in their lives"
In hindsight, after choking several times and spewing water from my nostrils (an unfortunate side effect of choking on water), I don’t think watching Michael McIntyre videos while eating my lunch was one of my brightest ideas.
I've been there my friend. We all make poor life choices at least once and then we learn to protect ourselves 😂 tea out the nose and down your lungs is most unpleasant
Yes I’ve learned that one. And I don’t recommend washing dash cam videos either. One tends to gasp at them which has the same result.
You know you have gone to the opticians a lot when you have memorised the letters on the board 😂😂
'its not a game show you don't win the glasses'
My objective is to guess the ones I don't see so I don't get the glasses.
Haha same I hate wearing glasses lol
This guy is just so naturally funny , love him 😂
The forehead glasses bit is so charming!!! When he spins around...
I'm not wearing glasses, but his jokes are still relatable. I can always laugh whenever I watch his show. He's a genius! 👏👏👏
Me: can't read the 5th row anymore.
Eye guy: what is your best guess?
Me: E D F C G P
EG: that is correct.
While I mumble: I remember that from my left eye.
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😂😂😂 ouch.
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Did Bill Engvall hand that eye guy something? "Here's your sign..."
When you're sure the guitar will just implode any second now...
E D F C G *P*
IAM not glaring at you, IAM trying to see you ;)
*I AM (two words, not one)
"I AM" OR "I'M" ??
I adore his comedy....he keeps it clean and yett he is so hilarious!
Except for when he swears which always ruins it for me. But I agree , he is by far one of my favourite comedians
"Everyone can see the big letter" LMAO. Without my glasses the big letter looks like a slight discoloration on the wall. If you wear glasses with a high prescription you'll know what I mean.
Yes :/ I didnt even know there was a letter it was just a blur.
Me & my minus 8.5 prescription checking in..
Both eyes worse than -10 these days. Welcome to the high myopia club!
Mine is only a -6 but with astigmatism as well. The big E at the top has been a blur for awhile now
@@MattB2603 that’s an E? Shit.
Why is this so relatable ? 😂😂😂
I saw a guy walking towards me in the shopping centre with his glasses balanced on his forehead and couldn't control laughing remembering this lol
I hate having my eyes checked. One optician shouted at me one time and that did it. Now when I go, I get a mild fight or flight reaction going on. 😂
What kind of an idiot would shout to a patient?!
Darina Angelova my orthodontist
I flinch involuntary when they do the eyeball pressure. Usually takes 3x. I had one yell at me once. I never went back.
I'm lucky and I go to the same eye doctor as my mother, and she found him long before I was born and he is so nice and trustworthy, I've never even seen him in a bad mood, let alone yell at someone. One of the other reasons I liked going to him as a kid, is because he had an awesome little play house that was more like a tree house IN his office. I was very bummed when I could no longer fit into it, and even more so when they got rid of it. Some good memories of that. Yet as an adult who has to make my own appointments, I try to go as long as I can between eye appointments. (Last 2 times were 4 years apart each.)
@@genli5603 I had that happen many times, it's not just the pressure test, its the damn eye drops as well. I hate it when I have to mess with my eyes. It's a very sensitive area, and I just absolutely hate anyone but myself with touching them, it's a reason I do not wear contacts, I literally cannot touch my eyeball, because it's an instinctual reaction. So, for like the longest time, I would annoy the many eye doctors because it was a bitch to put eye drops and eye pressure tests, I would have a literal breakdown. Anyway, me and my mom finally found a really good eye doctor, and she was very patient with me, I ended up finding a good way to do eyedrops that didn't have her touching my eye, or me watching the damn thing drop liquid, it's actually a good system I got for that, I vow to use it every time I need to put drops, and I learned how to cope with the pressure test, I do flinch, and back away, but I am able to deal with it now to the point that I don't outright refuse it. It's an instinctual reaction, I've learned to cope and joke about it, but I've had doctors yell at me before for things like that, depending on how bad they lose their temper depends on whether I go back or not, sometimes they deal with stupid people and they snap, their human, is it a good way to deal with patients hell no, but I've dealt with the medical industry long enough to know that people are people no matter the field.
Every time I go to the opticians and I say I can't read a row of letters they're like 'can you try to?' like wtf do you think I've been doing?!
He's such a gem 🥰🤩
This reminds me of when my family comes home looks directly at me and says "are you home?" My normal response is something like " no I'm at the store can I get you anything? "
"The big one is just there to start you off" lol
All I see of the bloody top letter without my glasses is a blur. My doctor actually asked me how the frick I had managed to drive without them and not crash.
I wear glasses my whole life. The "one-two" is hillarious.lol
I love his different voices 😂😂😂
Another hilarious video from brilliant Michael McIntyre.
Top 3 videos for me:
1) about the Dentist.
2) about the country house.
3) about hotels.
Looking up the dentist one this instant!
What about any when he talks about kids?
As someone who works in the Optometry field in the US, this is hilarious.
Hello Susanne how are you doing today merry Christmas
Lol. Eye-glasses. You Americans have no logic.
I cannot wait for the opportunity to see you in South Africa. Absolutely lift my spirits in a fit of laughter every time I watch your videos. It takes a great deal to make me laugh & you succeed without fail. You’re my ultimate “happy pill”👌
In the eye test bit, that's particularly nice suit he is wearing.
I was drinking water...
You can guess the rest
yes😂👍
Rookie error
Oh Hades
I can't actually see the first letter I just know it's an E...
Giselle D'Souza literally me when I don’t wear glasses!! Although I’m still legally blind with glasses sooo
Does your country like have a poster that’s always the same? Here in Scotland it’s random letters on a tv
HttpS0ph ① over here in my country it’s always E, he just changes the position of the letter and asks you each time which way the E is looking at
@@user-ix4nq9yz8k a smart ass could say they're: E 3 W M 🤓🤓
@@user-ez4ny5kd7x I'm in America and last few times i have gone they had a projection of the letters. I remember the biggest letter they put up for me was just a K. And all I said was, what letter?...(they couldn't get it any bigger either.)
I love you (your wonderful sense of humour) so much! YOU succeed in making me giggle aloud... ! Bless you! 😁👍☀️
This guy is gold!
My favourite part of McIntyre- His hair I love the way it flops around everywhere
My dad cheAted the system for years because he thought he would look stupid in glasses. He memorized his the letter chart and could go through it perfectly each time. It wasn’t until recently when the veins started popping up around his eyes and he started getting bad headaches that he conceded and finally got glasses
This is so brilliant, I have seen at least one of each of those glasses people in my life.
Too bad they never got to see you.
The worst thing about wearing glasses is when you are in school and some random person in your year who you barely even know asks, "can I try on your glasses?". And I'm just like,. "no". Why on earth do people ask that. It's really really irritating. And then they start begging and I'm thinking, "why would you possibly want to try my glasses on. Why the _______?
Oh I also hate that... And when they put up their fingers and ask how many fingers we can see.
@@rheam9391 the absolute worse, I don’t mind sharing my glasses for a bit as mine is really strong ( +6 in both atm but used to be +7.5 and 7 ) but absolutely unnecessary indeed it seems like they are suddenly “experts” 🙄
Thats one of the funniest things I have ever seen and so so true. Absolutely brilliant.
"Everyone can see the big E!"
Bro even with glasses i have trouble seeing the first letter sometimes 😂
I need to come to the U.K. and see one of his shows, would be the highlight of my future trip.... post covid goals 😁
Many of his shows are off camera and shouldn’t be too difficult to get into one if visit the uk
Thanks Molly and Chester, something to think about and look forward to post pandemic, I simply love Michael, he is just so talented, posh and funny, a class act!
Kim no worries 👌🏼Michael is so talented and is a pleasure to go to his shows if you get a chance
Kim Great goal! We all need something to look forward to.
I love him. He's funny & cute cute cute. I love how he speaks. Hello from NYC 🇺🇸 USA. Bless you and your family. I'm hoping to see your show at the Radio City Music Hall in New York City on Jan 2020.
Good for you! I'm sure you'll have a wonderful evening. 🇬🇧
When I first got my glasses me and my mom were driving back and I was looking at everything saying it looks so HD. Apparently thats what glasses are for lmao
This is the first thing I said after switching from glasses to contact lenses! Like updating from 480p to HD 😂
I have a "lazy" left eye. My mother was offered surgery for it, in the mid 1960s, she turned it down (thanks mother /s). I'm legally (half) blind (20% sight) in it now in my 50s. I tell the optician, "no idea". I often get asked, "well ... guess?" As you might surmise, I'm not allowed to drive anymore.
Tricorvus That’s terrible. Why didn’t she get the surgery for you? Was it risky back then?
Can't believe they would of operated on your mother to improve your eyesight...😂🤣😉👓
@@OldcastleElf I was 18 months the first time they offered, and she had a thing against surgery that wasn't an emergency.
look up vision therapy. its not too late to fix it.
At my last appointment, they were like "okay now without your glass try the lowest row you can read" and I not being able to read the top row I just laughed
Cannot even tell you how accurate the last part is!! This was me last Friday at the opticians squinting and trying to guess the letters 😂😂😂😂😂 my eyesight has gone from -4.50 to -5.00 and my astigmatism has gone from 1.75-2.25 😭😭 yay I got pointy eyes as well as being short sighted
Omg !! I laughed so hard that my stomach started to hurt. 🤣🤣
2:39 thank you for recognising my talent.
I always asked my mom if i guessed correctly and she always said "there are no wrong answers here"
Yes, there literally are.
You know your a good comedian when you can make glasses funny
As a person who is getting glasses in just about 1 and a half weeks, this significantly lowered my anxiety.
One of my faves
Okay, Michael, I hope you read this.
When you got to eye test, I could not control myself and my slobber choked me up, I had to pause the video. Thanks for the deep belly laugh. Very well done.
The first time I put on my glasses, the world somehow became "clear". Literally clear!
Michael you are so funny. Love the stories.
Literally the most amazing comedian out there
I remember when I could see enough letters to guess! Now I just say "I know there's an E on top, but I can't actually see it." It's boring. 😂
I appreciate the curtain noise
It's absolutely fabulous that the camera man actively focused on people with glasses.
2:47
Yo that was so smooth 😂
I absolutely love this guy! So SO FUNNY! 🤣
When I go in for my yearly glaucoma test, they make me wear my glasses when it's time to read off the rows of diminishing letters. Because I'm so near sighted I can't see the top row.
Same when they ask me to look at the chart without my glasses i tell them ill save you the trouble i cant even tell the first letter up top is even there without them because its blurred way too much
I was cross eyed for a while when I was a kid. My parents took me to see the optometrist and he got frustrated because I couldn't read the letters. My parents said, "she is two years old; what were you expecting?" Fortunately, my eyes straightened without his help.
that optometrist sounds like a jacka$$😒
Every time I have an eye exam for work they always ask me which line is blurrier than all the others. And I'm like... They're all the same?
The way he called me out for the "i'm gonna try and guess the letters from now on" part ahah
The best British comedian, I learn a lot of vocabulary and expressions laughing for his gestures and funny movement e.
Always great, McIntyre haha... and that’s the amazing Heston Blumenthal in the crowd, isn’t it!!
My first pair of glasses and I went home and into the front room and told my Mum there were cobwebs on the ceiling! Lol.
I just love all his shows
Yep, this is so relatable 😂
Reminds me of my Dad's visit to see a eye consultant a few years ago. He's been registered blind for over 40 years but hadn't had seen a consultant for ages. The consultant says "I'll do an eye test first, can you tell me the first letter on the board?". My dad searches around the room & asks "where's the board?". It turns out he hadn't read the patient notes so had no idea my dad only had 1% vision!
I'm seriously dying of laugher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At any.....Moment!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE THIS DUDE!!!!!
Absolute genius 😂😂😂
Just saw my optometrist yesterday. Funny!!
I literally did the same thing on the same day as you! Turns out that I need glasses too. They're arriving at the weekend
@@patrickdavis5345 Thank god for the Zoom control on the computer til now.
I love michael
The last time I had an eye test the optician said after a thorough test, She concluded by saying "Your eyes are very healthy". I responded "Oh, ok, that's great news...but why can't I see then?!" :)
Hello Deborah how are you doing today merry Christmas
Once my mom got out all of our old VHS tapes because she still had her VCR, and we started watching a video of my son’s birthday party of when he turned 11. Then the person taking the video panned over to me. OMG!!!.....my glasses were SO BIG they hit my cheek. Everyone started laughing. Someone said “Where’s Waldo!!! Ask Shanan, she could have found them with those glasses “. I couldn’t believe how big they were, but they were popular back then.
My favourite comedian!
So much love :)
i've worn glasses for like 30 years, i once had a boss say to me " omygosh" i never knew you wore glasses!"
Michael...you make me laugh out loud! 😄
Iain
Is that with two eyes 👀 🤣
Love these videos by topics
My script is -10.5 so I can’t see that there is even a chart.
Deborah Hill snap!
How old are you, have you checked the tension of your eye, in few years you may be in risk for having glaucoma, sorry for my bad English, l study optometry...
Hi @@neta7823, I study Optometry too. Honestly a -10.5 just has a chance of a myopic crescent, glaucoma depends on several other things other than Rx. To be honest, I don't know why Michael is making a joke of it, a -3.25 shouldn't be able to see the top letter either...
@@nkosiyearwood2057 you are right, i am just saying it might be a future problem, but ofc l can't judge or say what kind of refractive anomaly might be without doing the test or knowing the history, ( anamnesi in italian)
Oh my God, this guy is hilarious!😂
So good!
I pick up my new READING glasses later 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love you Michael!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
What about borrowing glasses 👓 😂😂😂
Delightful