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Watching this in 2024 and this is so crazy... to look back and know this is all true.

Forgotten how funny he is

"handgun" 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I shop at waitrose and nowadays they are the same price as morrisons pretty much. I think the food is alot better so i dont mind paying 50p extra on a ready meal . The meat is really expensive but apart from that everything else is ok priced . Im on benefits and i can afford it so obviously it isn't that expensive. Especially after lockdown when everything went up in price

BLINDS must be up in case of accident so rescuers/first responders can see inside the plane. Put it up

Pantyhose and nylons are still the most feminine part of a woman's lingerie. A must for me. Period.

Loved Macnificent at the Utility Arena Birmingham yesterday! It was like a laughter therapy session. 😀♥️

Went last night , believe me I can describe it with a few words however magnificent wasn't any of them. I like Micheal Mcyintyre but this tour was more Micheal Mcintyred I'm afraid.

God bless you Michael for giving my dog an accent 😂🐕

Absolutely hysterical!

I am American and have never said "waste paper basket." I call it a garbage can or a trash can. And pavement is just an asphalt surface, so it can be anything from a road to a basketball court. A sidewalk is called such because it's only for pedestrians.

Brilliant!!! 🎊🙌🎉👏🤣🤣🤣

Micheal asking as to why yawning is a thing, is asking a valid question. The fact that no one truly knows. I mean think about it... Yawning (considered a reflex since a majority of the time it is an unconcious action, despite the fact that a yawn can also be triggered) While an increase of oxygen is a *possibility* its not really know as to why a "yawn" happens as a quoted fact. Especially since its not just a "human" reflex, as it also relates to animals as well . Some other reasons why yawning is a thing are: - Thermoregulation (maintane temperature) - Keep the mind alert and awake - Communication While all of these are possible solutions as per a purpose of yawning they are only just theories.

He is just a breath of fresh air in this troubled world 😂.

I see many different stand ups, but Michael McIntyre is the one I always return to watch and I like his shows the best, he is so nice and very funny.

Absolutely laughed my head off. The dentist story is the best!!!

Screaming at small children 'We're late'. Whose fault is that? The incompetence is funny though.

Ahoy :)

That’s my daily struggle ever since my youngest son was little. He still drives me crazy at 16 years old. Then he hugs me from behind, mind you, he is 6’ and says sorry to make it all better. All is forgiven. And then it all starts over again…

I noticed that while performing Michael moves his head rapidly. Doesn't he get dizzy 🥴

cette hommes cheveux est tres souple. C'est comme un petite agitant drapeau

"Is thu lookin at wor" NOT what Michael said is the true Geordie.

What I like is the chemistry between those three that left Norton out of the picture. And they went on with the discussion without Norton 😂

"The dentist is riding?" What is the dentist doing?❤,what does Michael say there?

Well, I had 3 children, I never ever screamed to them. And now they have children, and they don’t scream to them either. It doesn’t help to scream. They get use to your screaming and just ignore it.

OMG he's a real life Stewie! 🤣😂😂

Or the ”fancy” way of spelling that makes it ridiculous if you prononce it the proper way it’s written: Kenneth written Cenneth, Annika written Anniqua

I have a plan and an alibi.

Oh hell, I laughed myself to an asthma attack🤣

This is THE BEST story so far! 😂😂😂😂😂

Wow. I've read through a lot of the comments, and y'all are actually fucking stupid for thinking Americans actually say the shit you think we do.

No American has ever said waste paper basket... I mean the shtick is funny, but I don't think this guy has ever actually talked to an American if he thinks what he's saying is true

I had to tell you this... I thought about you today when my Garlic Powder came tumbling out and landed upside down in my mixing bowl of sauce. After washing it off, I found myself saying, "You're going up but further back in the cabinet! You don't deserve the front after that terrifying nosedive!" Then I started chuckling, thinking of you! Thank you for the laughter! 😂

Brilliant comedian

The hatred, I mean Force, is strong within you.

I love how he is constantly pacing. He must get his 10,000 steps in.

Michael makes me spit my coffee every time I watch him😂

You are hilarious. I recommend you to everyone! I always tell people you are so funny you don't need to say the "f" word at all, so you see it isn't necessary if you're really talented. I see in this video, however, you are beginning to say it. Please consider stopping as it actually takes away from your show. You are extremely talented without it! Love you!

He took off his shoe's when he walked in 😄

Funny. Fun. And doing your part is not “helping.” 🙄

I’ve been selected for time!

Every time I drive on Belt Parkway in NYC and see "Horseback Riding" this joke cracks me up. Such a masterpiece.

I speak English as second language. The first time I encountered the term ‘legal tender’ was indeed when I was given Scottish bank notes working at a pub.

He is brilliant 😊

How to spell Leana with 1 n. I've seen leanna, leeanna, Leona even.

Don’t add the ageism at the end. 😢

That’s so they don’t substitute a cheaper wine.

OMG when he bangs the roll on the screen!😂😂😂. But those meals are in first class!

I WAS that dream child!