Michael McIntyre | Best of Big Show Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 1. 11. 2020
  • Watch Michael's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
    www.netflix.com/title/8125897...
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    Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
    Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
    Twitter: @McInTweet
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Komentáře • 291

  • @dallasreid7755
    @dallasreid7755 Před 3 lety +216

    The guys a multi-millionaire and deserves every penny. Turns everyday life into comedy gold and has no need to swear.

    • @yvonneost12
      @yvonneost12 Před rokem +5

      So true he's brilliant.

    • @annemolyneux6793
      @annemolyneux6793 Před rokem +14

      He’s definitely brilliant, but he definitely swears!

    • @fernandasoares2112
      @fernandasoares2112 Před rokem +5

      ​@@annemolyneux6793 a little bit, not too much as it becomes rude.

    • @ericburton5914
      @ericburton5914 Před 11 měsíci

      I know he is great but why do people have to mention someone's status or worth to make up their minds cause if they are only watching cause they think he must be good cause others like him then you aren't a true fan you are just buying his ticket to say to your aquaitances you saw him so you don't feel left out.

  • @RACHELENCHNER
    @RACHELENCHNER Před 3 lety +486

    Michael's greatness is in his ability to turn the most trivial human actions and behaviors in everyday life into good jokes. He has an amazing ability to observe. I enjoy every moment when he is on stage, and wonder what those close to him feel when he is around.

    • @pamstoneman4740
      @pamstoneman4740 Před 3 lety +10

      I watch over and over he is brilliant

    • @RACHELENCHNER
      @RACHELENCHNER Před 3 lety +3

      @Len Fargell I wish I was. I respect your negative opinion of him, and hope you know how to respect my opinion.

    • @RACHELENCHNER
      @RACHELENCHNER Před 3 lety +2

      @Len Fargell I will choose my comedians myself, thank you very much.

    • @cliffwheeler7357
      @cliffwheeler7357 Před 3 lety

      This is meant to be a best of ? This guy is about as funny as a death at a birthday party.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB Před 3 lety +2

      i feel stupider after watching this. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos. 🤔

  • @jemmaj2919
    @jemmaj2919 Před 3 lety +162

    this guy kills me everytime i rewatch his shows, he's just timeless

  • @anitareasontobelieve883
    @anitareasontobelieve883 Před 3 lety +24

    How did we make it without this delightful man before Covid? He's the best!

  • @revinaque1342
    @revinaque1342 Před 3 lety +50

    "I'm just a very hungry person."
    I don't think I've ever related to a sentence more 😂

  • @rajeshn765
    @rajeshn765 Před 3 lety +310

    Great thing about his comedy is these jokes are all relatable world wide.

    • @carlinkag2525
      @carlinkag2525 Před 3 lety +7

      Lol, not all of them, in my corner of the world Christmas happens in the dead of summer and the heat is unbearable. And the only snow we get happens only on the mountain peaks and people take trips to go show it to their children who've never seen snow.

    • @flamingpieherman9822
      @flamingpieherman9822 Před 3 lety +4

      @@carlinkag2525 well that sounds like Florida...except we don't even have mountains...we have pictures of snow.

    • @carlinkag2525
      @carlinkag2525 Před 3 lety +4

      @@flamingpieherman9822 Ya'll have florida-man😆 ask him to organize some snow for you!

    • @harryturner8701
      @harryturner8701 Před 3 lety

      Worldwide???
      Yeah I bet Muslim countries love the Christmas jokes.
      I bet counties that go through famine think the dieting jokes are fucking hilarious.

    • @rajeshn765
      @rajeshn765 Před 3 lety +9

      Lesson learned! I was trying to be nice!

  • @trudylieb5902
    @trudylieb5902 Před 3 lety +23

    In love him too! Watch him most every night before sleep..love laughing just before sleep!!❤️❤️

  • @benjaminc2007
    @benjaminc2007 Před 3 lety +26

    This guy has me in stitches every time he's a comedy genius! Would love to see him live!

  • @roshel-l7610
    @roshel-l7610 Před 3 lety +258

    Let's admit that he is one of the best! 🔥❤️😂

    • @Jason-Clark235
      @Jason-Clark235 Před 3 lety +10

      He certainly is a great laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @omarsolomon7156
      @omarsolomon7156 Před 3 lety

      The best ?? You obviously haven't heard of Dave chappelle or Chris rock .

    • @Jason-Clark235
      @Jason-Clark235 Před 3 lety +6

      @@omarsolomon7156 to be honest I haven’t

    • @cliffwheeler7357
      @cliffwheeler7357 Před 3 lety +2

      And this is meant to be a best of ? He's about as funny as a death at a birthday party.

    • @starriderkittykat9064
      @starriderkittykat9064 Před 3 lety +5

      @@omarsolomon7156 but see,there comedy is different,his is more family Oriented and no bad language..
      I love Cris rock and seen his HBO special just like I seen Eddie Murphy Raw on stage on HBO..
      Their m9re gritty and Not PG!..

  • @HazaraAfguk
    @HazaraAfguk Před 3 lety +72

    What a guy, I don’t really find a lot of comedians funny but mr mclntyre gets me every time 😂 😂

  • @marykeeps2964
    @marykeeps2964 Před 2 lety +41

    I had to turn him off….I couldn’t take one more second, absolutely has me doubled over, unable to catch my breath, face soaked with tears of mirth. Michael McIntyre is a freaking comic GENIUS! Absolutely brilliant.

  • @emerobroin2577
    @emerobroin2577 Před rokem +7

    I just discovered this guy and I love it. Thankyou for making me laugh.

  • @corinnewatts6683
    @corinnewatts6683 Před 3 lety +47

    Thank you so much Michael. Your vids have made this year bearable. Whenever the news stresses me out I look for you online for a quick rebalance of mood and spirit. Yr a legend mate and yr Aussie accent is enormous 🇦🇺

  • @chrisgray9979
    @chrisgray9979 Před 3 lety +15

    I love listening to Michael. Makes Covid bare able. Laughter is the best medicine and he is one of the best ever. Love from. Melb, Australia. Please visit when you can so we can see you live. ❤️ ❤️

  • @thesilencevevo9839
    @thesilencevevo9839 Před rokem +9

    Micheal should really do films !! Seriously he’s absolutely hilarious!!

  • @carlinkag2525
    @carlinkag2525 Před 3 lety +74

    Shoutout to everyone who's stood there pressing a traffic light button that was actually just broken

  • @sophie-eh4te
    @sophie-eh4te Před 3 lety +56

    i remember watching a lot of this live and my whole family hyperventilating when it got to "i'm feeling a little pancakey"

  • @freddieguillemard5994
    @freddieguillemard5994 Před 2 lety +15

    There should be a law that everybody must watch an episode of Michael McIntyre before getting up in the morning. I am convinced that the world would be a happier place……

    • @kirstychalk6202
      @kirstychalk6202 Před rokem +1

      Literally my pre-exam ritual all through uni was watching Michael mcIntyre beforehand to calm my nerves, 🤣

  • @theinfiniteflightdeck
    @theinfiniteflightdeck Před 3 lety +18

    I’m literally dying right mow! Absolutely fantastic.

  • @thesilversurfer7136
    @thesilversurfer7136 Před 2 lety +4

    Michael is the king of comedy!

  • @secmach4011
    @secmach4011 Před 3 lety +7

    I have to agree he is the funniest comedian and I never get tired of watching him. I would love to see him in person but I live in South Carolina in the US but if he's ever in the states I pray he's near by so I can go to a show.

  • @carlinkag2525
    @carlinkag2525 Před 3 lety +86

    Shoutout to everyone who experiences Christmas in the summer months

    • @autumbreeze1129
      @autumbreeze1129 Před 3 lety

      Yeah, they're not so much fun these days

    • @eurekalass
      @eurekalass Před 3 lety +3

      Just not the same 🙁

    • @elitaylor2908
      @elitaylor2908 Před 3 lety +1

      it’s the weirdest shit

    • @Jesuscares7680
      @Jesuscares7680 Před 3 lety +1

      Summer was the same for me.. essential worker.. I just worked with a mask on ..I'm still working with a mask on

    • @ybbafs5833
      @ybbafs5833 Před 3 lety +3

      Never experienced snow.. kinda sad 😓

  • @whyanita7187
    @whyanita7187 Před 3 lety +31

    I love this guy.

  • @winterwitch457
    @winterwitch457 Před rokem +23

    “They keep talking while they’re inhaling, it’s a skill that only children have”
    Proceeds to perfectly imitate the inhaling talking 😂
    Absolutely love Michael he’s definitely my favourite comedian

  • @oliegould1720
    @oliegould1720 Před 3 lety +46

    He’s hilarious

  • @justaperson6922
    @justaperson6922 Před 3 lety +31

    Defently the best guy with the best jokes lmaoo

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 Před 3 lety +10

    His frozen windscreen bit was hilarious. I know so many people who do that. 😂😂

  • @petraz.6631
    @petraz.6631 Před 3 lety +5

    I swear I cried from laughter!!!!

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 Před 3 lety +7

    The metabolism bit was spot-on, as well!

  • @oliegould1720
    @oliegould1720 Před 3 lety +25

    I looooooove him

  • @sadie4me2
    @sadie4me2 Před 3 lety +63

    Just accidentally discovered this guy.....,,,,sooo funny.......I love him.😂

  • @nicolarollinson4381
    @nicolarollinson4381 Před 3 lety +16

    He must actually be super fit.
    Sooo funny. Love this man

    • @Shorty-uh9ks
      @Shorty-uh9ks Před rokem +1

      He must be surely. Mans running and walking all the time around the stage 😅

    • @nicolarollinson4381
      @nicolarollinson4381 Před rokem

      @@Shorty-uh9ks yeah, right 😅👍

  • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
    @jed-henrywitkowski6470 Před 3 lety +37

    My brother and I are now adults. However, we still from time to time engage in sibling rivalry.

  • @Slash1066
    @Slash1066 Před 3 lety +10

    The growling tummy part had me laughing so hard

  • @confirmedgamer855
    @confirmedgamer855 Před 3 lety +39

    I can’t stop laughing

  • @AnnaPxx
    @AnnaPxx Před 3 lety +129

    I'm a grown woman and I still enjoy pressing the lift button, the traffic light button and even the button which opens the doors on trains...

    • @ButterNutSqwoosh
      @ButterNutSqwoosh Před 3 lety +7

      Me too 🤣

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx Před 3 lety +4

      @@ButterNutSqwoosh ...it's a guilty pleasure...😉

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před 3 lety +8

      You must have been starved for those as a little girl... Maybe from a large family? "It's my turn now!" "NO, it was Your turn 5 months ago!"

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx Před 3 lety +11

      @@gardenjoy5223 I was brought up as an only child for most of my life, it's just an addiction! It's so empowering, pressing a button and feeling in control of something for a moment! 😂😂😂

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před 3 lety +7

      @@AnnaPxx Haha, so funny. You could control everything always and got addicted to it. Keep pushing those buttons, hon.

  • @susanjohnson9795
    @susanjohnson9795 Před 3 lety +9

    Thank you so much for making me laugh. You can pull me out of a "woeess me" mood. 😁

  • @thecrescent928
    @thecrescent928 Před 3 lety +13

    He's hilarious!!! 😂❤️

  • @sistagalsistagal8136
    @sistagalsistagal8136 Před 3 lety +6

    They should have a Zoom MM show with a Zoom Audience in The UK everywhere, and broadcast it on TV every week. It would cheer people right up. He is just so funny, and it makes you feel like your actually in the audience. I just LOVE HIM 🤣😍.

  • @eachellsfinefurniture4853
    @eachellsfinefurniture4853 Před 3 lety +14

    Real Funny 😂, not vulgar or rude 👍

  • @charlottecolley8713
    @charlottecolley8713 Před 2 lety +3

    You relate to us all in every daily aspect of life ..... And only you make me simply giggle.... and yes, giggle!

  • @Adam-kf7dj
    @Adam-kf7dj Před 3 lety +200

    His kids are now 12 and 15. That was 5 years ago.

    • @ShinyRedGrapple
      @ShinyRedGrapple Před 3 lety +5

      Ew why are you so interested in his children

    • @Adam-kf7dj
      @Adam-kf7dj Před 3 lety +31

      @@ShinyRedGrapple Grow up

    • @Jason-Clark235
      @Jason-Clark235 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ShinyRedGrapple it ain’t that hard to find some little things out. get a life

    • @Luna426
      @Luna426 Před 3 lety

      holy crud

    • @alexheadford9868
      @alexheadford9868 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Adam-kf7dj yes he should grow up

  • @Butterflygrrl
    @Butterflygrrl Před 3 lety +6

    Michael McIntyre is The Funniest Human Alive!

  • @lordgrim1798
    @lordgrim1798 Před 3 lety +13

    *“I thought i was gonna die”*
    *“And you LEFT me to DIE”*

  • @amnigma2342
    @amnigma2342 Před 2 lety +7

    Awesome jokes aside, I just realized that not everyone was taught this in school but the "pressure" for the weather forecast usually points out whether a storm is brewing. If there's a low pressure area near you, there's a chance it will become a storm.

  • @stephaniesebastiaoandrade1638

    It’s my turn! It’s my turn !!!!
    It’s so true!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 Před 3 lety +11

    I almost pee’d myself when he imitated all the “chatty tummies” at the Austrian health clinic. 😂😂😂😂😂☠️🤭😬

  • @londonshima6417
    @londonshima6417 Před 3 lety +16

    Thank god I needed to get my fix

  • @tomjesty3992
    @tomjesty3992 Před 3 lety +5

    This was the only reason I watched the big show 😂

  • @KrisAdamsTV
    @KrisAdamsTV Před 3 měsíci +2

    I am going to see him live again soon!! I am so excited!

    • @KrisAdamsTV
      @KrisAdamsTV Před měsícem

      It was amazing, as you'd expect!

  • @Sarando1
    @Sarando1 Před rokem +3

    He’s a brilliant comedian.

  • @mr_clean6234
    @mr_clean6234 Před 3 lety +5

    I'm wheezing😂😂😂

  • @georgej9875
    @georgej9875 Před rokem +2

    Going to see him live in London in a couple weeks.
    So excited!

    • @vivienneoneill5400
      @vivienneoneill5400 Před měsícem

      Will be really really grate❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @georgej9875
      @georgej9875 Před měsícem

      @@vivienneoneill5400 he was fantastic.

  • @sammyryan8161
    @sammyryan8161 Před 3 lety +7

    The meteorology joke is so good especially when you actually understand what the pressure actually means

  • @QwertyVirtualReality
    @QwertyVirtualReality Před 3 lety +3

    Michael: I don’t need to know the direction of the wind or the pressure
    Pilots: an I a joke to you

  • @colmmclaughlin5120
    @colmmclaughlin5120 Před 3 lety +3

    Michael you have alway made me smile thanks you

  • @Kidkromechan
    @Kidkromechan Před 2 lety +1

    Watching Michael makes me want to forget walking and start skipping. *Michels voice* "Oooo look at me" *hippity hop*

  • @maxie1445
    @maxie1445 Před 3 lety +15

    #bestcomedian of all time

  • @daniellashah7995
    @daniellashah7995 Před 3 lety +6

    He is the best

  • @michaelbishop9157
    @michaelbishop9157 Před 14 dny

    I have never understood why so many people would rather pokes their eyes out with a sharp stick than listen to 30 seconds of Michael McIntyre

  • @IDAHOmag
    @IDAHOmag Před 3 lety +14

    Love everything he does....🤣😂🤣😂
    I am in Idaho...not I da ho it’s one word. We grow potatoes 🥔 and have a blue football 🏈 turf. That’s all we are known for.

    • @brynesmith6790
      @brynesmith6790 Před 3 lety +2

      @Bridget Frank Can't stop laughing either, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?

  • @krrk6337
    @krrk6337 Před 3 lety +8

    For those who curious, a stone is approximately 6.35 kg. Damn imperial unit.

  • @ROBERTSCOIN
    @ROBERTSCOIN Před 3 lety +33

    i have walked up to a pelican crossing and there have been someone else waiting to cross and i said have you pushed the button for the lights to change and they have said oh have you got to press the button so they was waiting there and didn't realise they had to press the button for the lights to change

    • @lydiaann4490
      @lydiaann4490 Před 3 lety

      @Robert roberts That sounds Nice, how are you doing and hope to hear from you?

    • @ba-wp5zs
      @ba-wp5zs Před 2 lety

      You know...the button doesn't do anything (unless you're pressing it between midnight and 7am)?

  • @ugjohn
    @ugjohn Před rokem +1

    Nah man then button in the lift is one of life’s thrills

  • @Emma-vn8bl
    @Emma-vn8bl Před 2 lety +1

    I died when he was speaking while inhaling because the subtitles just said “music”

  • @darienchrysafis3655
    @darienchrysafis3655 Před rokem +1

    Yes, we DO need to know the wind direction!!!

  • @girodiboanottetempo5931
    @girodiboanottetempo5931 Před 3 lety +2

    I love him.

  • @PCStPierre
    @PCStPierre Před 3 lety +4

    Going from watching a Jimmy Carr show to Michael McIntyre is enough to cause split personality disorder.

  • @anthonyherstell8569
    @anthonyherstell8569 Před rokem +1

    9:35 the outside world 😂

  • @missvidabom
    @missvidabom Před 3 lety +2

    I love it when you’ve already pressed the button and someone wants to press it again because you must not have pushed it correctly.

  • @addisonandidk83
    @addisonandidk83 Před 2 lety +2

    Me and my sister have the same age difference as his sons and the amount of times we would argue about sitting in the front is ✨MoNuMeNtAl!!✨

  • @ED10408
    @ED10408 Před 3 lety +4

    Amazing 😂

  • @yalocalkebab_yt6093
    @yalocalkebab_yt6093 Před 3 lety +2

    Sorry I’m late I got stuck in the pressure 😂

  • @harryaspris551
    @harryaspris551 Před 3 lety +2

    I don't need vitamins I have SuPpLeMeNtS... 😂😂😂

  • @McSamwich91
    @McSamwich91 Před 3 lety +2

    Lmao, laughed my head off

  • @gabrielrlx6487
    @gabrielrlx6487 Před 3 lety +4

    Ahhaahahahahah I never watched you but you are sooooo funny

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 Před rokem +1

    That street light button is too real; sums up high school. People just standing there not understanding why the light never goes green.

  • @justi0996
    @justi0996 Před 3 lety +9

    LMAO 🤣

  • @charlottecolley8713
    @charlottecolley8713 Před 2 lety +1

    You are the ever best! 🤣😂😀

  • @ViccTheThicc
    @ViccTheThicc Před 3 lety +3

    Micheal talking while inhaling
    CC: *[Music]*

  • @sassycassie1282
    @sassycassie1282 Před 3 lety +10

    Am I the only one that’s actually likes winter?

  • @gardion160
    @gardion160 Před 8 měsíci +1

    How dare u disrespect pancake day 😂

  • @elzdatzz5143
    @elzdatzz5143 Před 3 lety +1

    im in secondary school and ik what the pressure is coz it an tell you about rain patterns and stuff its interesting XD

  • @davidtrishhope9841
    @davidtrishhope9841 Před 3 lety +1

    He is great

  • @aroundM21
    @aroundM21 Před 3 lety +1

    10:11 same pal

  • @rebeccaswift7588
    @rebeccaswift7588 Před 3 lety

    Lol..where I live in nor calif we have a pancake day in the spring..huge outdoor pancake breakfast

  • @irisgallati
    @irisgallati Před 3 lety +3

    Comment N° 11: YEAY!

  • @emmabullock9475
    @emmabullock9475 Před rokem

    If you live in Canada, you have no choice about watching the weather forecast in winter. If you don’t you might walk out your door one morning and freeze solid!

  • @CovidConQuitTheCensorship

    7 & 10 and his kids haven't seen him on television. Oh boy are you in for a surprise

  • @empowellment
    @empowellment Před 3 lety +2

    Fast metabolism peeps where you at?

  • @mplwy
    @mplwy Před 2 lety

    Lol! They apparently don't get the completely frozen frost on their windows that we do. You have to scrape that stuff off or let your car heat up for quite a while.

  • @azar1354
    @azar1354 Před 3 lety +1

    Wind direction is important if you cycle to work.

  • @janeyoke3452
    @janeyoke3452 Před 14 dny

    My favorite comedian and beautiful soul. I wonder how many women and girls are in love with him. (Me too!)

  • @annea.s.7355
    @annea.s.7355 Před rokem

    Pressure knowledge is good to know apparently for people with chronic pain

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 Před 3 lety +1

    6:12 . . . I know what the pressure means . . .

  • @SexiestPenguin
    @SexiestPenguin Před rokem

    "Frozen windscreen day"
    .... wait, just the one day!?

  • @kathleen109
    @kathleen109 Před 3 lety +1

    Does England not have snow scrapers? So much faster than waiting for the defrost to work.

  • @timl.b.2095
    @timl.b.2095 Před 3 lety +5

    My grandkids were like this for years: fighting over who got to sit in the front, fighting over whose turn it was to push the crosswalk button! So tiresome.

  • @jamnoise722nd3
    @jamnoise722nd3 Před 3 lety

    LMFAO ;)

  • @theresadundon607
    @theresadundon607 Před 3 lety +1

    😂😂👏👏