This Is Quite Rude, But Funny! | Michael McIntyre Netflix Special Streaming Now
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- čas přidán 22. 09. 2020
- Watch Michael's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
www.netflix.com/title/8125897...
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet - Komedie
Much as I enjoy lewd jokes and lots of swearing in my stand-up comedy, Michael has the brilliance to make you choke on your tongue with laughter about the most mundane things! He has the power to make you chuckle every time you encounter something silly or annoying in everyday life and that is the purpose of a comedian done right!
The German shepherd killed me 😂
I sit with my mother at night while she sleeps, and I tried not to laugh. She has a rare form of Parkinson's, and stops breathing at night sometimes, so I watch her to make sure she is ok. I watch stuff like this to help with the stress of it. I did everything I could not to laugh 😅 but I couldn't help it. Luckily she just snorted and stayed asleep 😴 🙃 😄 Thank you so much for making my life easier in moments of stress!!! You are the best, and my favorite comedian!!! Love to you and your family. Stay safe 🙏 😁💜
Oh wow, sending hugs to you 🤗
😊❤️❤️🙏🙏
@nieooj gotoy what penguins?
@@BulldogLady347 thank you so much 💖
@@kittykat8169 thank you! So sweet!💗
😂😂😂 The French poodle, "I'm not 'appy."
That whole joke was a Hetalia Dog Rp.... I am dead serious.
OMG the password thing was absolutely spot on with all 3 🤣🤣 I was praying he'd finish with an exclamation mark and he did! Great stuff.
I am changing my passwords. Here I was thinking how clever I was. That feeling got rubbished when he said "until all of our eyes stopped upon the exclamation mark" 😆😆😆😆😆
I thought it was underscore
Michael is quite extraordinary; despite the title of this video he is the comedian who unlike many others does not rely on jokes about sex - which generally aren’t even very funny - to get by. Michael takes every day situations that we’ve all experienced and has us all laughing from the absurdity and the truth of it. Absolutely love him. Don’t change Michael!
FrancescaJoyBubbles I totally agree. I don’t get tired of him!
I beg to differ, sex jokes are hilarious 😆
Bit like Peter Kay, but I think Peter Kay is just a bit more funnier and original
Micheal is good, but not as good as people say he is. Yes, I can relate, but doesn’t mean it’s funny.
Fluffy!!
As a kiwi I can confirm saying Deck really can get one in trouble 😊
The kiwi goes into a hardware store in Australia and says he needs to fix a drip on his deck. The store assistant says I think you need a doctor, mate.
@@jamesbroadbent3555 I thought I had heard them all :D
@@jamesbroadbent3555 whats that supposed to sound like
"Hands on deck" definitely threw me off one time.
@@davsavchav nah that's how one tosses off
Michael is just sooooo good with accents. He is just fabulous :)
The password bit is something everyone can relate too, gave me a big laugh.
I can confirm as an Australian that the description of the Australian accent is so accurate 😂😂
Fellow Aussie here and I completely agree 🙂
Lmao yup, west Aussie here and it's 💯 on point
Julia Gillard to a tea...👍
WA here, it's as dinkum as it can be
As a Kiwi he got both spot on, first comedian I have heard to do it, so good
Michael gets 1 key for the hardwood deck on the 6 floor.
Hotel receptionists are always so helpful to Michael. 😂😂❤
🤣Yep...No beating around the bush with us Aussies 😂we are ver y obliging....slap-bang😆straight to the point....a wing ding on the hardwood deck on the sixth floor 😉👍🏼👍🏼beaudy 🥂cheers
Or sexy lol.
"This is your wake up call."
1key 😂😂😂😂
then he lies down in bed and the lights all go on
The password got me dead!!!!! Everyone has very similar concept !!! 😂🤣
Oh, My! I’m an American and in hospital for chronic illness. As soon as my nurse heard your voice busted out laughing, “Ackle Ackentire!” It was a lovely bonding moment.
Praying for your fast recovery. Faith can move mountains.
Praying for a speedy recovery 🙏 much love from NC, 🇺🇸
I love that dentist skit too Cherie. I am not in hospital, but am disabled with chronic illnesses. Ackle Ackentire helps me to keep going. I was actually smiling to myself, by myself, in my bed the other night, as that exact skit popped into my head!! 😂😂 (I haven't even watched that one for months!!). My thoughts are with you. Sending love, from Scotland, UK.
Wishing you strength and hoping you are feeling better for what it's worth
Awesome, could watch him all day....but then would never get anything done except laughing!
It's been on Netflix for only a week and I've watched it four times.
I DO watch him all day and all I get done is laughing. Any other students struggling?
I'm Dutch and when I 'discovered' Michael McIntyre I couldn't stop watching. I'm constantly on the floor. Sadly he's hardly known here.
Laughter does burn calories tho
@@NikkiSalazar. Hmm....must watch even more!
As an Aussie, that is the best description of an Aussie accent I’ve ever heard.
He’s nailed the New Zealand accent big time. Love from Australia 🇦🇺🦘❤️
I joined Netflix just to watch Michael McIntyre’s special. Absolutely hilarious! I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. Thank you Michael for doing what you do!! 😀
Oh, I remember watching that whole thing on Netflix the day it came out. Hilarious as always!
HI LOL
Passwords are SO true! Hahaha!
Loved the audience's faces, and you realised they'd all done the same thing!
I never get tired of watching all of the old clips, but this is brilliant to see! Michael you are a comedy legend!
This is the best french accent from a non french person I've ever heard !!
He seems like such a genuinely lovely fellow! Love his comedy.
Once i told an australian "you have the most venomous creatures on earth".he said "yeah but they don't always bite".
No words that express the gift this man has!!!
Fascinating!!
Kiwi and Aussie accents done very well XD Thank you and I have watched your Netflix show more than once already. Take care of yourself, Mate
I am embarrassed to say that I didn't catch the time difference joke at first.
I absolutely love this man, he has a way of making life look more interesting than it really is 😂😂👌👌😘😘
Can you explain the joke I don't understand 😢
@@cloudyazure because the time difference is 12 hours, 1 am in New Zealand is 1pm in the UK. And except changing am to pm if the watch has that function, there is nothing else to change. You don't need to worry about the number it's the same.
@@jadejolasinmi363 oh thanks. Wow I'm embarrassed I didn't get that😅
@@cloudyazure No probs, I didn't get it at first either and you're welcome.
A brilliant observer of life and our daft ways' 👏👏
Michael McIntyre is brilliant. No matter how many times I watch his videos I find his materia hilarious. Never tire of Michael.
Michael McIntyre never fails to get me laughing, without fail💯🤣
"feast on those" had me DEAD ahahaha
Thank you for this special surprise to fill up my weekend slot. My family was practically dying from laughter. And I think my mum had probably not seen a more relatable statement than *Once my wife wakes up in the middle of the night, she can't go back to sleep.*
The password section is so true. I instantly related to it
And then when you finally have your capital letter, 1 and special exclamation point - they ask you to change your password every 3 months and then you're at a complete loss.
And of course you need the batman symbol, the poop emoji and the name of your first born son.
That's when I add a ? onto the end of my now capitalised password after the 1 and the !
Teachers have to do this. First term: Password1! Second term: Password2! Third term: Password3! Fourth term: Password4!
Ah , passwords ! Like many people I write them down on a pad only to forget where I put that damn thing !
“You’ve got more chance of being hit by a car!”
“Not when I’m swimming, I don’t!”
This is gold
Never tired of watching Michael's jokes. He is so relatable. Take care brother.
When he talks about passwords that's exactly what I do to my password the first letter is capitalized and at the end is a number one with an explanation point. How does he know does everybody do this. I thought I was special
You are special indeed
I feel attacked with the passwords 🤣
LOVE the dog story! I'm from Stralia mate!!!!
“She needs to jog on” classic British phrase 🤣😂🤣🥰🥰
He never fails to make me not JUST laugh at his magical powers of wit & delivery, his precision in nailing a punchline multiple times throughout the skit sometimes he causes me to wet myself from laughing so hard! 😂😂
Michael is so refreshing, he’s honestly probably my favorite comedian 😂 (American btw if that means anything, I know he’s a big British personality). But it’s so refreshing to not hear race jokes, or sex jokes, or the worst... political jokes 🙄 they just aren’t funny, and honestly, they aren’t healthy either. I would never want to control speech. But just a an observation, that kind of comedy is just not healthy for a society. Anyway, I love how Michael just takes ordinary things and makes them hilarious. It truly is refreshing to see!
Hahahah, the passwords part is soo true
I owned a Scottie for 15 years and yes, they have attitude!!
It fitted with the people too. - I am Scottish though I don't have balls 😂
Those accents 😭 I’m in love
I can confirm as a kiwi that the description of the new Zealand accent is accurate 🤣😂
I was fully called out on the password one, so accurate :D
This man is so expressive, I don't understand many things here but still watching.
In Northern Ireland they told me “the quarkest way” to get to the pool.
1:18 perfect impression😂
"THANK YOU! for the gift of laughter!!!!!!!"
Omg what a crack up love it when he takes this piss out of us kiwis the way we talk haha 🤣🤣🤣
I GOT TO SEE HIM LIVE WHEN HE CAME TO IRELAND I WAS DEAD WITH LAUGHTER HE WAS SO GOOD AND FUNNY
We were at a mini golf place in NZ. We were told there is a "pin and a disc at each hole". After getting him to repeat it a couple of times, we realised there was a "pen and a desk at each hole" - to write your score.
Lol hilarious
🤣🤣🤣🤣
U r great at accents 2!😜😄😁😀😝
So funny! I lived in NZ and they thought I sounded funny -I’m Canadian and thought I was both clear but…. apparently not 🧸
I am absolutely crying over the dog joke lol
The only person who makes me laugh!! Can’t get enough of him! Michael you are the best!! Thank you for entertaining us! ♥️
Never ceases to be funny!
just sharks? we have spider, snakes, fire, flood, croc's yep...welcome to Australia.
Don't forget the flies, mosquitoes and stinking heat
Yeah it’s horrifying 😱 but I love home 🥰
and still they go swimming where these animals feed, Charles Darwin would be fascinated
I love the song, come to Australia by scared wierd little guys, I want a blue ringed octopus, but don't want to accidentally get killed.
I guess you've got some extreme jellyfish too?
In Michigan all we have is poison ivy. If you touch it you itch for days. If it were an Australian plant it would have teeth and growl.
So scary - that is precisely how my own password evolved exactly, right up to the explanation point. OMG!
As an Aussie, he is spot on. For New Zealanders spot on. . Six and sex always a joke for the kiwi's.
As a Scottish, he defo got our dog on point lmao
I once commented on a Nee Zeelanders video: "Its "air" not "ear". He was not amuzed. I did not regret it either, because it was funny
but with poms its not vowels, its consonants, my bruvva instead of my brother, or levew instead of level, arrods instead of harrods
As a nu zullunda, I am very amuzed!
whadya moin?
@@deepsouthNZ Rubbish! Not true.
@@geraldinegregory.1803 Oh yes, it is true. If there is one thing I learned from the .... well - to be fair - London accent in the year I was there, it is that you never pronounce your' t's if it is not at the beginning of the word. It's
Wa'er, not Water
Four'y, not Forty
Bu'er, not Butter
etc, etc, etc
:)
Re-watching this eventho I've seen it on Netflix bc Michael is always funny. Love his bits about his wife 🤣
This gentlemen is absolutely exceptional with his comedy.
LOVE YOU Michael, praying you are truly funny and easy going all the time and do not suffer with depression like so many comedians. I love you! Never give up even when people don’t laugh... it is ok.
What a shitty year for this world, we need this man in all languages
The password part is spot on.
I've never been in New Zealand but this video make me laugh 😂😂
Married to a Kiwi. It's all true.
I am a kiwi and his take off of us is hilarious
Scarily accurate. Love him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hes being hysterical about the sharks... but that was also really really funny
His French poodle almost went Latino right at the end.
lol, both romance languages based on latin, so not surprised he can't really hear the distinction. i wonder if he speaks a second language. probably not a romance language, if he does. then again, neither do I, unless you include bastard english. other two languages are germanic, and one is east asian with no relation to indoeuropean languages whatsoever. but still have a very difficult time with romance languages, so i can't really blame him lol
God bless you Michael for giving my dog an accent 😂🐕
One funny guy. Love all his jokes 😆
He can always make me laugh 😂
Australian moving to NZ. I feel so called out right now. LOL
I watched the entire show the other night. It is so good!! I was counting down the days until it came out and I was not disappointed. Please hit Pittsburgh on your next US tour Michael!
Nobel prize for peace for Michael McIntyre please!
YES! GIVE THIS BRILLIANT MAN NOBEL PEACE PRIZE HE DESERVES IT!
The whole show was so funny Michael MacIntyre is hilarious
I’m so pleased to hear him performing his comedy acts on stage rather than comparing at some annoying quiz show. His unique sense of seeing things is just beautiful.
im in school I need to concentrate helpppppp I’m addicteddd
No help for that 😂 good luck
This is exactly me mate! Not school rn but exams coming on, I'm forcing myself hard not to open Netflix rn lol
Here's a tip: lock away your charger.
This penguin must be one of the most funny penguins in the world today.
As a kiwi, I kept hearing the word deck. Over and over. So you must have that part of the accent pretty well nailed. As well as the upward inflection at the end of each sentence - good observation!
Y'all ever see a comment and and just think: "Damn, I wish I posted that."?
Yeah. All the time.
Damn I wish I posted that
Ha ha ha , how did you guess?
I often think of a comment to write, but first I must scan the comment section to verify that the comment in my brain has not already been written. And then I see what is in my brain almost word for word, and I'm like DAMN.
This is why you don't comment on videos that are 5 years old.
William Bridge Ahaha same😂😂
I'm feeling called out by the password part :O
Absolutely the funniest comedian in my life right up there with Morecambe and Wise for me at 61. The special almost gave me a coronary especially the weeing in the night routine. Thanks, Mr. McIntyre you are a legend. So bloody good at accents.
Soooo true!! After living in NZ for a year, I can confirm that he has the NZ accent exactly right.
Michael McIntyre is pure genius!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m laughing so much, we have a Scottie 😂
As a New Zealander, I find New Zealand vowels fascinating - I can really relate!
Absolute legend 🤣😎
Best joke: "only on Netflix" !
My password is exactly what he described.
im from new zealand
WAIT HEY WERE NOT THAT BAD!
Weit hay were not thit bed
@@theburgerking746 exactly
Straya
Bullshit
To outsiders that's how you sound
1:13 vowells are not picked at random; they are moved along one: eggs = iggs (iggs are actually Eskimo (and even Innuit) houses without toilets).
Michael is brilliant as always ❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
A natural in comedy. Love watching.
It's strange to hear him swear. This man is just so funny.
This guy is brilliant!!! And, funny as!!!!
My Favourite comedian,
Cheers from Algeria
Oh that password setting is SO true!!!! :-) cracked me up
Always cheers me up 😁