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  • Jimmy Carr's full performance from 2004 Royal Variety Show.
    Performances on the night included: Shane Richie, Natasha Kaplinsky, Funny Girls, Jamelia, Jimmy Carr, Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem, Round the Horne Revisited, Girls Aloud, The Producers, Josh Groban, Ennio Marchetto, Michael Bublé, Lemar, Elton John, Billy Elliot the Musical, Dara Ó Briain, Royal Variety Dancers and Capital Voices, Denise van Outen, David Omer and Yamil Borges, Will Smith, Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Gwen Stefani, Liza Minnelli, English National Opera and Cliff Richard
    Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Live
    To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Live (2004...
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    Live from London's Bloomsbury Theatre filmed on 8th November 2004, Jimmy Carr - Live sees funnyman Jimmy Carr sharing his cynical, but always hilarious, take on life's little absurdities.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
    For the latest tour dates and tickets: www.jimmycarr.com/live/
    #JimmyCarr #StandUp #FullShow
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Komentáře • 240

  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  Před 2 lety +5

    Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - czcams.com/play/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM.html

  • @imaner76
    @imaner76 Před 4 lety +638

    Well it's fair to say you've improved with age Jimmy. The older and blinder I get the better you look.

    • @danielwait8555
      @danielwait8555 Před 4 lety +6

      It's from 2004, unfortunately.

    • @EddieKMusic
      @EddieKMusic Před 4 lety +39

      Daniel Wait No it's not, it's from Britain

    • @isaacsanchez5922
      @isaacsanchez5922 Před 4 lety +8

      @@danielwait8555 the jokes still works honestly

    • @j.chiari4222
      @j.chiari4222 Před 3 lety +2

      He was quite a sturdy chap back then, huh?

  • @matbroomfield
    @matbroomfield Před 4 lety +244

    I love the way the audience slowly warms to him, and the way that he has the confidence to keep it low key throughout and just trust to them to get to his level.

  • @generalmonkey7340
    @generalmonkey7340 Před 4 lety +426

    You know your a Jimmy Carr fan when you have heard most of these jokes already

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Před 4 lety +285

    Back when Jimmy used to talk like a psychic.

  • @04hansfordsam
    @04hansfordsam Před 4 lety +55

    lol. The little smile at 4:57 you just know he was thinking about Phillip and the Queen before his next joke :D

  • @SKa-tt9nm
    @SKa-tt9nm Před 4 lety +405

    Back when jimmy couldn’t afford a tailor.

    • @kyrie4451
      @kyrie4451 Před 4 lety +43

      He was still paying taxes back then.

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell Před 4 lety +6

      @@kyrie4451 oof

    • @genabla
      @genabla Před 3 lety

      😂

    • @snoopythedog3266
      @snoopythedog3266 Před rokem

      This way his break out event, his career took off after this do he says

  • @merdufer
    @merdufer Před 4 lety +156

    Back when Jimmy was literally the biggest face in British comedy.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm Před 4 lety +19

      merdufer he’s affecting my menstrual cycle right now. And I’m a man in America.

    • @MartinWillett
      @MartinWillett Před 4 lety +2

      @twankyjoe Pass me a ruler.

    • @ieuan._.ch4n945
      @ieuan._.ch4n945 Před 3 lety +1

      Russel Howard? Michael McIntyre? Rowan Atkinson? Sean Lock? John Richardson? Kevin Bridges? Ect.

    • @merdufer
      @merdufer Před 3 lety +8

      @@ieuan._.ch4n945 No. His face was literally the biggest.

    • @ieuan._.ch4n945
      @ieuan._.ch4n945 Před 3 lety

      @@merdufer How about Bill Bailey

  • @djpass-mi4bi
    @djpass-mi4bi Před 4 lety +538

    The audience was pretty cold until he made fun of Americans.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před 4 lety +52

    Interesting to see Jimmy on his best behaviour. I like it more when he goes with the "No Rules" approach though. :-)

  • @swaybryan319
    @swaybryan319 Před 4 lety +28

    The most intellectual comedian...this was a masterpiece
    Keep it up fam

  • @jamiereekie9342
    @jamiereekie9342 Před 4 lety +388

    He couldn't really do his A grade vulgar stuff in front of the Royals..

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Před 4 lety +28

      It wasn't the royals (in this case Prince Charles) that were the issue - it's the fact that it's a family-oriented variety show that's broadcast pre-watershed.

    • @dianathompson7597
      @dianathompson7597 Před 4 lety +10

      Do lizards have humor

    • @tex1751
      @tex1751 Před 3 lety +2

      Diana Thompson wtf 😂

    • @tomaszkramny1841
      @tomaszkramny1841 Před 3 lety

      gwishart verzexobvxmemxxmrbv

    • @blod40
      @blod40 Před 3 lety

      Diana Thompson Nope

  • @Genxr66
    @Genxr66 Před 4 lety +30

    We shall call you the little Jimmy Carr of the lockdown. More please...

  • @briangreen6602
    @briangreen6602 Před 4 lety +86

    The slow and creepy early presenting style is as fun as the jokes.

  • @kevinbrendan0749
    @kevinbrendan0749 Před 4 lety +8

    Seeing Jimmy this nervous is in itself nerve racking

  • @frankhannaway
    @frankhannaway Před 4 lety +46

    This must be the hardest gig there is.

    • @blittz10
      @blittz10 Před 4 lety +2

      His delivery is much better now. Still funny back then

    • @PCStPierre
      @PCStPierre Před 3 lety

      Keyser Söze that’s because somehow the Brits are better at taking a joke.

  • @alianofann
    @alianofann Před 4 lety

    Thanks for uploading!!

  • @yardwolves2773
    @yardwolves2773 Před 4 lety

    Thanks for posting JC

  • @rahulsaindane2371
    @rahulsaindane2371 Před 4 lety +1

    Thanks for the video..

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw Před 4 lety +49

    Back when Jimmy was first programmed, I think it must've been on Windows 95 because that speech pattern is kind of low grade! The later models seem more human but they have a weird backwards laugh.

    • @grizllyman
      @grizllyman Před 3 lety

      You get better results after you wash your face of blood.

  • @michaelwargo5301
    @michaelwargo5301 Před 4 lety +1

    Gotta love me some Jimmy...

  • @MrWombatsan
    @MrWombatsan Před 3 lety

    I enjoyed that. Thanks mate, I needed a good laugh

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker Před 4 lety +10

    such a solid set, well performed! i still laughed throughout even though i knew the punchlines :)

  • @hilmanic28
    @hilmanic28 Před 4 lety +5

    That boxers bit was gold lol

  • @Madmax-rz5hz
    @Madmax-rz5hz Před 4 lety +1

    That cheered me up

  • @sapphire2012gray
    @sapphire2012gray Před 4 lety +2

    Love Jimmy Carr, so funny and omg so attractive 😍

  • @sagehansonsings5101
    @sagehansonsings5101 Před 4 lety +5

    Thank you so much for your jokes! They're getting me through quarantine. :)

  • @ThomasEWalker
    @ThomasEWalker Před 4 lety +5

    The man is a super genius.

  • @shan8767
    @shan8767 Před 4 lety +1

    Nice throwback!

  • @templetonpeck393
    @templetonpeck393 Před 3 lety +4

    Definitely odd seeing the earlier stuff. It's so much more polished and relaxed now.

  • @Wecoc1
    @Wecoc1 Před 4 lety +62

    Damn, that shirt... He must've been eating a lot of spicy food.

  • @ducheswannabe
    @ducheswannabe Před 4 lety +20

    I have a crush on Jimmy's eyebrows. The rest of him too, but his eyebrows here are just... *chef's kiss

    • @Yan-gn7jb
      @Yan-gn7jb Před 4 lety

      duchesswannabe gayyyyyyyyy

    • @ducheswannabe
      @ducheswannabe Před 4 lety +2

      @@Yan-gn7jb LOL. I'm a woman you dunce. XD But even if I was gay SO WHAT?? He's friggin ssssssexy. Facts are facts :P

    • @thesos320
      @thesos320 Před 4 lety

      @@ducheswannabe lol

  • @UkSapyy
    @UkSapyy Před 4 lety +18

    Ever in doubt make fun of the Americans and the English audience will warm right up.

  • @zuti071
    @zuti071 Před 4 lety +3

    Great, i haven't see this show so far.

  • @richardlynch8009
    @richardlynch8009 Před 4 lety +3

    My, how the delivery has changed!

  • @wearetomorrowspast.5617
    @wearetomorrowspast.5617 Před 4 lety +1

    Nice sermon.

  • @_Duke_
    @_Duke_ Před 4 lety +4

    I was 292 days old when you preformed this.

  • @ItisSusan
    @ItisSusan Před 4 lety

    Love ✨ This ✨ 👆

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +164

    I wonder if Andrew was in the audience, desperately hoping there were no paedo jokes.

    • @runedudez
      @runedudez Před 4 lety

      This is from 2004

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage Před 4 lety +16

      @@runedudez I know. But back then, Andrew knew what he was, and I'm sure so did most of the people close to him.

    • @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games
      @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games Před 4 lety +4

      @@runedudez _*Facepalm_

    • @plaguebringer420
      @plaguebringer420 Před 4 lety +2

      @Aslan T Vorlon you didn't hear about jeffrey epsteins friend, Prince Andrew?

    • @falconpowerful2362
      @falconpowerful2362 Před 4 lety +2

      Plague Bringer, I thought he was just regular sized.

  • @Sloth_and_Badger
    @Sloth_and_Badger Před 4 lety +1

    That was hard work 😉

  • @mimoochodom2684
    @mimoochodom2684 Před 4 lety

    The guy's a master at working rooms. He knows when to hold back with just enough, and when to unleash.

  • @zachs.6714
    @zachs.6714 Před 4 lety +2

    It's a bit risqué for a royal performance. I love it!

  • @apaidavidluka1451
    @apaidavidluka1451 Před 4 lety +1

    Always funny Jimmy carr.

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 Před 4 lety +48

    I love that it's as funny but doesn't have to run around like Michael McIntyre!

    • @MartinMcMartin
      @MartinMcMartin Před 4 lety +14

      Jimmy is a comedian, Mcintyre is a sideshow.

    • @brody16118
      @brody16118 Před 4 lety +7

      Martin McMartin Michele McIntyre is shite

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599
    @mikeymcmikeface5599 Před 4 lety +3

    4:16 I knew what was coming.
    Wait... Have I just heard it before? 😋

  • @nathantorresstanevil6958

    Hello from Gibraltar Jimmy

  • @fedswithful
    @fedswithful Před 4 lety +3

    Go on JRE Mr Carr

  • @Kartongplasma
    @Kartongplasma Před 4 lety +2

    Love the "Window seat or isle" joke, haven't heard him use in more recent times

  • @msrainbowbrite
    @msrainbowbrite Před 4 lety +2

    He looks so young here

  • @angusmackaskill3035
    @angusmackaskill3035 Před 3 lety

    Nuff said

  • @JesusisJesus
    @JesusisJesus Před 4 lety

    Ahh ahh ahhhhh.

  • @willsterofleicester
    @willsterofleicester Před 3 lety

    Was the gig part of your community service?!

  • @ericmelton4630
    @ericmelton4630 Před 4 lety +3

    Proud of jimmy. He wanted to say #%^* so badly.

  • @colmmurphy1162
    @colmmurphy1162 Před 2 lety

    hes really improved from this

  • @MartinMcMartin
    @MartinMcMartin Před 4 lety

    Jimmy is fucking awesome to put up this entertainment in these shite times.

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 Před rokem

    Jimmy is so funny

  • @phoebefrancis4571
    @phoebefrancis4571 Před 4 lety +11

    Hey, you look really young in this vid. 😂 I think you look better now x

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus Před 4 lety +2

    Dying a death... this how you go down in flames!

  • @tribalpeacock
    @tribalpeacock Před 4 lety +1

    Who were the royal guests during this performance?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Před 4 lety +2

      Charles, Prince of Wales. Hence Jimmy apologising to the royal box after the environmentalist/destruction of Wales joke.

  • @decentblackkny1201
    @decentblackkny1201 Před 4 lety +2

    His delivery sounds super different

  • @javidmirza4584
    @javidmirza4584 Před 4 lety

    I got similar shirt

  • @spadeghostvampire666
    @spadeghostvampire666 Před 3 lety +2

    Norfolk, I got to remember that line.

  • @HeshamChybli
    @HeshamChybli Před 4 lety

    Me in quarantine like 👁👄👁

  • @terratec1001
    @terratec1001 Před 4 lety +21

    I wonder in which year Jimmy started doing that laugh he does?

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 Před 4 lety +12

      You mean when he stopped faking a "normal" laugh and went back to his real laugh?

    • @blittz10
      @blittz10 Před 4 lety

      @@JakkFrost1 No

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 Před 4 lety +3

      @@blittz10 you do know that laughing on the inhale is Jimmy's normal laugh, right?

    • @comediansactorsandall2502
      @comediansactorsandall2502 Před 2 lety +1

      2009, is when he was confident enough to do his own laugh.

  • @windoc2
    @windoc2 Před 4 lety

    wow that was ages ago, you still had baby fat. keep up the good work

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp Před 4 lety

    Not an easy gig!

  • @kesfitzgerald1084
    @kesfitzgerald1084 Před 4 lety

    A slow burn...

  • @murkyseb
    @murkyseb Před 4 lety +1

    Back when jimmy wore cool shirts

  • @subspecies5651
    @subspecies5651 Před 4 lety

    I think it goes without saying

  • @paulmatkin7392
    @paulmatkin7392 Před rokem

    Funniest guy going ..

  • @johnyrocket0015
    @johnyrocket0015 Před 3 lety +1

    Did he buy that shirt from James May

  • @thom7724
    @thom7724 Před 3 lety

    A proper woman doesn't wear a watch.... there's a clock on the stove! LOL

  • @adityashrestha2774
    @adityashrestha2774 Před 4 lety

    ah!ah!aH!

  • @jimmyoakmeister
    @jimmyoakmeister Před 2 lety

    It's like a proto-Milton Jones.
    And I don't know if that's a compliment or not

  • @ZOMGbies
    @ZOMGbies Před 4 lety

    Back when Jizza was a shy young man haha

  • @HaveYouMetNick
    @HaveYouMetNick Před 4 lety +3

    I adore Jimmy Carr, but the best one liner comedian is Mitch Hedberg (RIP).

    • @samstrachan9754
      @samstrachan9754 Před 4 lety +4

      His material has gotten a lot better since this. This is from 2004. Also this is his clean material, if you really want to watch him shine check out his dirty humor

    • @paulbushen4049
      @paulbushen4049 Před 4 lety +5

      I used to like mitch hedberg, I used to and I still do too.

  • @dafunnyman3544
    @dafunnyman3544 Před 4 lety

    Jimmy if you’re reading this, more vulgar the better, continue your great work

  • @loughman2629
    @loughman2629 Před 4 lety +7

    That's better Jimmy,
    Haha....I don't have to rack my feeble brain, trying to answer your ?????s

  • @MartinWillett
    @MartinWillett Před 4 lety

    This is good but he got better, although on the plus side back then he left the laughter to the audience.

  • @staggeringsix4859
    @staggeringsix4859 Před 4 lety

    Why did he look up and say sorry? Anyone know?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Před 4 lety

      It's a Royal Variety performance, which was attended by Prince Charles; who is the Prince of Wales and an outspoken environmentalist.

  • @FirenWithLime
    @FirenWithLime Před 4 lety

    I didn't understand the dog is for life/office party joke at all, so if anyone could please explain it...

    • @pringlecake
      @pringlecake Před 4 lety +3

      He's calling "unattractive" women you might hook up with at the office Christmas party "dogs".

  • @csurname
    @csurname Před 4 lety

    I know it's a Safe Set for the Royal Variety, and Jimmy's developed his style since, but it's interesting to see him working a ponderous, Demetri Martin-inspired manner, with nice jokes that don't lean on shock appeal.
    I wonder when he dropped the posh voice and slow manner.

    • @neil12
      @neil12 Před 4 lety

      Colin Surname I was literally thinking how much this reminded me of Demetri Martin

    • @csurname
      @csurname Před 4 lety +2

      ​@@neil12 Jimmy's openly a big fan, definitely back in 2004!
      Both are ponderous, speaking as if the thought just occurred. The main stylistic distinction here is Jimmy's slow, refined, overly posh voice, and how he spaces out after each punchline, as if he doesn't quite get that he's cracking jokes (a Paul Merton trick, Milton Jones does a speedier version). Demetri does not act oblivious.
      The content similarity is how these jokes all involve pedantically misinterpreting something. Jimmy acts more snobbish and bigoted, which he'd hone into his style, Demetri more genuine and technically correct.
      Note how Jimmy incorporated slideshows in later shows, similarly to Demetri's visual elements, but his style also became a lot more insulting and whipsmart.

    • @neil12
      @neil12 Před 4 lety +1

      Colin Surname you’re very correct and I love your analyses on both of them. Glad someone else has great taste in humor 👍🏻

  • @Sir_Billions
    @Sir_Billions Před 4 lety +6

    This was a very short "FULL SHOW" Jimmy.

    • @sciencehistoryandentertain734
      @sciencehistoryandentertain734 Před 4 lety +3

      He was not the only one performing at the Royal Variety Show.
      Performances on the night included: Shane Richie, Natasha Kaplinsky, Funny Girls, Jamelia, Jimmy Carr, Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem, Round the Horne Revisited, Girls Aloud, The Producers, Josh Groban, Ennio Marchetto, Michael Bublé, Lemar, Elton John, Billy Elliot the Musical, Dara Ó Briain, Royal Variety Dancers and Capital Voices, Denise van Outen, David Omer and Yamil Borges, Will Smith, Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Gwen Stefani, Liza Minnelli, English National Opera and Cliff Richard

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 Před 4 lety +2

      RVS standups - or indeed any act - doesn't get more than 10 minutes

  • @td4190
    @td4190 Před 3 lety

    Okay but I have to give you credit on the Viagra joke

  • @jacoblittle1444
    @jacoblittle1444 Před 4 lety

    tough crowd to warm up

  • @pltopper771
    @pltopper771 Před 4 lety

    again old stuff just newly uploaded

  • @tomtom21194
    @tomtom21194 Před 4 lety +3

    A joke about pizza express before it was so relevent

  • @dariusk7686
    @dariusk7686 Před 4 lety +3

    I think it goes without saying...

  • @stevegraham6877
    @stevegraham6877 Před 3 lety

    buses - anyone can ride

  • @sandrasetin1721
    @sandrasetin1721 Před 3 lety

    Don’t hate Americans ! We are watching you from Tampa , Florida

  • @m1994a3jagnew
    @m1994a3jagnew Před 4 lety +24

    I wish this wasn't royal variety so Jimmy could really just let loose with the offensive jokes

  • @dallasl3688
    @dallasl3688 Před rokem

    Back when Jimmy was a bit heavier and had his original hairline, bless him.

  • @nicholashernandez4611
    @nicholashernandez4611 Před 4 lety +3

    6:55
    Could someone explain this joke?
    Windham? Dead leg?
    This joke went over my head.
    Maybe it’s a British thing?

    • @mi1kyj037
      @mi1kyj037 Před 4 lety +6

      It wasn't Windham. It was wind him. To wind a baby is to help them burp (lifting them to your shoulder and patting them on the back). However to wind someone can also mean to hit someone hard in the abdomen so as to have them temporarily struggle breathing. So, he was mixing up the meaning when he said "She asked me to wind him". Giving someone a dead leg is to hit them hard in the leg as to temporarily lose feeling. So the next layer of the joke was to propose a dead leg, rather than winding the baby since he "misunderstood" when she asked him to wind the baby

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 Před 4 lety

    This is ancient

  • @jaider9579
    @jaider9579 Před 4 lety

    Can someone explain the dog is for life not just for Christmas joke for me pls

    • @peterandersson3812
      @peterandersson3812 Před 4 lety

      Team Trees Don’t make out with an ugly woman (aka a ”dog”) at a drunken office party.

    • @jaider9579
      @jaider9579 Před 4 lety

      @@peterandersson3812 ty

  • @christopherbedford9897
    @christopherbedford9897 Před 4 lety +1

    From back in the day when he just went out there and told a bunch of one-liners...

  • @st0mper121
    @st0mper121 Před 4 lety

    Full show in 10 min? i really want to go see this guy live but if his full shows is only 10 min long. im not going to bother. ill just stick with youtube i guess

    • @nonwatcher
      @nonwatcher Před 4 lety +3

      Might want to check what's Royal Variety show.

  • @kimothy595
    @kimothy595 Před 4 lety

    Jimmy kinda looks like the creepy doll on what will be the next, best horror movie. Got the voice to go with the act too! (No hate, think it’s good!)

  • @Noodles-hp9yh
    @Noodles-hp9yh Před 4 lety +3

    Brilliant. So toned down for the stiffs though. I bet if he was allowed he could of gone to town!

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart Před 4 lety

      To be fair, it's a supposed to be a family-friendly variety show that's broadcast in the early evening - quite different from Jimmy Carr's usual programmes.

  • @masterchief1520
    @masterchief1520 Před 4 lety

    What's the nut joke?