Dieting | Michael McIntyre
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- čas přidán 7. 10. 2019
- My wife sent me to an Austrian weight loss clinic and said, “Come back better looking”.
#MichaelMcIntyre #Dieting #Food
Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet - Komedie
“THEY DON’T GIVE YOU ANY FOOD.”
That delivery is amazing.😂
Indeed. "It's scientifically proven, that withholding intake and accelerating excretion shows a profound and weighing result."
Yes, a real gut 👊😅😂. He is so brilliant with his punchlines.
This man is nothing short of... a genius.
Aviation LBA this man is nothing but short...
Good observation.
A fat transgendered genius? 🤔
Have a closer look at her... 👍
Fuck right off
Must be a definition of the word genius that I have never come across.
“Don’t be too happy, this is a temporary situation” me though 😂
I’m afraid to go to any of his shows since I might literally die from laughter
I've been and i swear i was sobbing from laughing so hard
Yato
Rumesha Jeyavudeen oh believe me it happens to me both times I’ve seen him live I have laughed so much I cry and cant breath the man sitting in front of me ask if I was ok
Soooo embarrassing
@@hotbambi2010 Hahaha, how funny! I know the feeling, I sometimes have that at home watching him. Sometimes have to pause the vid so I can catch my breath again. I'd also fear how I'd fare seeing him in RL.
I just watched this on dieting and i laughed so much i needed a tissue. It’s the second time i’ve watched this and it still makes me laugh so much.
I watch Michael when I'm feeling really down and he never fails to make me laugh
Don’t you feel something is missing though ?
Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles in this world, God is full of justice, mercy and love.
Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans
. The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom.
If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction).
He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place.
He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it.
He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way.
NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus.
If you have any questions let me know Xx
McIntyre's physical comedy is unmatched. Hilarious.
@M3rlin ohh good one. He's a bit frantic for my taste though.
Jim Carry and Robin Williams did a good job at it too ;)
Amas Bansal Art absolutely! 🤣🤣
Rowan Atkinson
Just discovered this guy..(I'm American).. and he's fantastic 😍 I can't stop watching his video clips. Britain is lucky to have him!!
He is a genius
As an Austrian, the concept of foreigners coming here to diet is simply bizarre. Our entire cuisine consists of meat in various states, and sugary confections!
*books ticket to Austria*
Austria is the best! Partly cause of the food but it’s beautiful too 😁
Leporello the Goldfinch - Birdtaming Tips & Tricks kaisserschmarm man (I know I butchered that)
Becky Murphy, um, just wondering, well, are there any more tickets available on that flight?
All potatoes and meat...in Austria
I swear, the part where Michael figuratively spoke about the metabolism, it reminds me of the movie Inside Out.. Anyone?
Yup
He has the metabolism of a female. Because she is one.. 👍
@@pww7872 wtf. No he isn't you idiot.
No it doesn’t !
I’ve never seen it
I adore this man! He is sincere and direct ;the jokes are so funny and i never get tired listening to them! He is FUNNY and so expressive! 👋👋👋👋
Love his clean humor! So rare these days….
Best explanation of metabolism, ever!
Its a fake one using megabolism as an excuse. I have a thyroid disorder and i have a very healthy weight. Not 'Skelatol' and most certinally notna vegan that uses suplementation to counteract unhealthy decicent lifestyles.
"when lorries reverse, I get a little bit peckish". This is such a British sentence 😂
@Thomas Liptrot In American English: "When the semi-trucks (or 18-wheelers) start backing up, I get a little hungry"
My stomach was speaking to my friend's husband's stomach, while my friend sat between us. It sounded like the sound production studio for Jurassic Park. She finally got upset and said, "Would you two please eat something? You're making me nervous!"
Milady Blue 😂😂😂 rofl
Your friend got jealous, her stomach wants in on the conversation 😂
🤣😂🤣
You just made me laugh as much as I do at Michael's stuff!
If there is one stand up comedian who makes me laugh with things I actually wanted to cry before, because he just has the ability to turn everyday trouble suddenly turn out to be realized and accepted as things to laugh with, it is him and only him! Sending you so much love and respect Michael, thank you for the laughs, you are literally saving me each time I watch these videos! I would so want to see you live, maybe tour around Europe sometime and visit Greece? I know you've been to Corfu, but I would LOVE to see you on stage omg! Or perhaps I will come there! LOL
Spotlight dude needs a raise
Defo
Love him for his clean good humour. 10/10
If Ackle Ackinkacker never sorted his mouth out, Michael would have lost a lot more weight by now...
Hahaha!
What?
Matthew Randell Ackle Ackinkacker is referring to another one of Michael McIntyre’s jokes. It’s about his trip to the dentist and I won’t spoil it to you but I seriously think that is one of his best works. It’s what got me interested in him in the first place.
I needed oxygen after watching his dentist skit. Utterly hysterical!
I never laughed so hard as when he was doing that comedy bit. It was the funniest shit ever.
Whenever I'm down, all I have to do is watch one of his videos and I'm laughing out loud! Thank you, Michael!
This has to be the most hilarious show I have watched so far. I am crying with laughter. He is bloody brilliant
I watch him before going to bed laughing my head of my husband just doesnt get it at all.
A good belly laugh is really terrific.
I too can't understand why my husband doesn't find him funny?! This adorable man is clearly hilarious, and so so endearing!!
He explained the metabolism better than my instructor 😁
As someone whose tummy occasionally gets pretty chatty, I literally died laughing!!! 😄😃😂 I am so glad he brought it out into the open... and now we can all have a conversation about the conversations of the stomach. 🤪
Well let's be honest. You didn't.
I ABSOLUTELY love him!! On my bucket list to one day attend a show
He's so right about the people that work in those health food stores! The employees at the one close to me always look half dead. 😂
😅 get him to watch Michael, he might just perk up with laughter.
Everyone beside me: Working
Me: f*king dying for laughter and making sure not to make a single sound of laughing
I always end up in tears watching Michael McIntyre. My God! I don't know what it is about this man that makes me laugh just by a look. ..LOL It's a gift from the gods.
When you pay to not eat food
Poor people can’t relate
Yeah that's very sad, legit just work out and eat in moderation.
hen ko lol I’m confused, you talking about the video or me?
Mia M82 I agree, you just need to be more disciplined with yourself, then you’ll be disciplined with food... extreme diets only last so long before you fall back into your true bad habits...
It’s like a personal journey... your physical health impacts mental health and vice versa...
yup, only rich people do that :)
Thank you for these clips Micheal, they always cheer me up.
He is so hyper on stage, you would think he would be thin.
So true! He was jumping around all over the stage - and not breathless!
Best comment! 🤣
his calves are so muscular though lol
give me food pls as demonstrted earlier tonight on the big show... he had to get someone to pull his trouser legs down after rolling them up to show his calves ksjsksks
@@lampm4n yeah, i know i saw it
Michael never fail us when he share his lovely story. Love it.
Wish Michael could do shows in America.
Me too. Not just NY. Come to Chicago.
Too bad he couldn't tour with Russell Howard next year.
Americans probably wouldn’t get his humour….
I can 100% relate! Love the sound of the hungry tummy!!! 😂
He is by far THE FUNNIEST comedian out there. Each time I watch him I literally cry from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is so hilarious. Could watch for days. Love him.
Me too,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤
Excellent, love the bit about the dodgy prawn helping. I shed half a stone in a week after a dodgy burger. Wouldn't recommend it though!
This is one of my favourites! Soooo funny, laughed until my tummy spoke🤣🤣🤣
I was eating breakfast while I watched this - my mistake! I nearly choked on my food several times for laughing so hard!
It is 2 in the morning now here. And I am watching this while snacking hahaha
Oh, this absolutely vintage Michael 😂😂😂. Surely he must be one of our National Treasures🌟🌟😍👏👏👏
my Science teacher told us to watch this i was laughing SO hard
So fabulous Michael and I just found you last night and you were a funniest funniest funniest comedian I’ve ever come across. You look extremely good with the weight off keep up the good work
We love this guy, travelling dowm to Manchester from Edinbrgh. Wanted to see him for years. Cant wait
I love Michael's shoulder shimmy. Always hilarious
Thank you, thank you. Michael. I have been laughing so much I’m crying and my stomach hurts. Xx
As he’s talking about dieting, I’m here with a bowl of broken Easter eggs and milk haha
You are hilarious! Love your comedy style -very enjoyable. Been watching all different comedians during the lockdown and some of them are such bullies to the audience!!!! It’s almost uncomfortable to watch!
I think this skit and the one about having children are my most favorite ones. he is so damn funny!
Such a fun man. Love his work!
He is brilliant in his observation skills. 👍
3:43 Michael McIntyre becomes a vocalist in a metal band and is phenomenal at it! 😆😆🥰
It’s hard to loose weight, food is so delicious
, with the different tastes
This just brightens my whole day, thank you Michael
Love Michael Mac 😅 he's so hilarious! 😂👠
Love these videos. Makes me laugh on the worst of days. Thank you so much, Michael ❤️
Haven’t started watching it yet but I already know it’s gonna be good.
You are my favorite comedian! So funny. You look really healthy with your weight loss. Good work!
Every time I've ever been TRULY thin, I've been so overwhelmed by hunger that I'm a raving BEAST in a bad mood 24 hours a day and can't sleep! NOT a happy person! No, thank you but I would rather have some extra pounds and my SANITY!
The ad before this video was for chocolate!
I’ve watched this video over 50 times now and 4:37 still makes me laugh so much 😂😂😭😭
He's spot on about the "healthy" people.
Seemed like he was just kinda jealous to me.
I knew some fat guy would love that part
No, just vegan 'Health shops" that require selling from the pharmcuetical/Chemical indrustry and green poo drinks. The evil 'Meat indrustry" argument goes out the window when you consume organicn grassfed meat which has barley any impact (Or other animal products if your vegetarian) That would fix his weight problem (When he stops consuming sweets) and stops using unhealthy vegans as an excuse.
I have tears running down my cheeks. Dieting in Austria...so hilarious.
You, sir, are freaking amazing!
He's hystericallly funny. 🤣😂
My mum says I’m turning into Michael McIntyre 😂. It’s kind of funny because whenever I make a joke I use his accent!
I have watched is so many times in always makes me laugh.
That tummy chating had me dying🤣🤣
This was so funny... absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 my fav McIntyre comedy routine
the chatty tummy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will remember that,I've got a chatty tummy.Brilliant.
. I get that. Very disturbing
The dieting struggle is real. But this was hilarious!
I'm so glad I'm early. Micheal is life
*Michael
Michael is amazing he turns everything funny. One bit related to me keep running to loo. IBS is awful. xx
LOL! Loving this Michael and sharing! xxx
It’s when I close my eyes
And
Imagine these events
And stomach Pleas for Help - are happening to ME
That I crack up
I really enjoy Michaels humour!!!😅😅
Can totally empathise with weight loss being a temporary situation 😄 also a stone in a week sounds like something you'd regain very quickly!
It’s the Mayr Clinic if anyone was wondering
Rolling on the floor laughing now🤣🤣🤣
I'm soooo loving this
Michael: "I want to lose a few pounds"
Austrian clinic: "I can help you lose much more than a few pounds."
My favourite all time comedian
I am such a HUGE FAN!! If you come to VEGAS I would LOVE to see your show!! ❣️
I love your comedy. So Funny! because it's True! Very glad to discover MM. XXX
Michael you are a genius !
He is the most hysterical man on this earth.
He's just the funniest at it 😂🤣
My best is when he jokes about letting someone in front of you in the traffic. Hahahahahaha!
I love this guy!!
When I say "suggested", I mean she bought tickets... 😂😂😂😂
One of the great one... today all comedian was only curse and make jokes only about one thing.. this one is real talent
Fantastic he’s beyond fantastic
I love the tune of that whistle. Lol.
I agree it’s the metabolism! Mine stopped, and I’m always hungry too....xxx
Brightening my lockdown day 😁
Omg so funny!! California here, thanks you😹
Hilarious! 😂😂😂 Couldn’t stop laughing
3:54 he sounded like the clickers from The Last of Us😂
Aikel Akenkaker does it again! I love this man!
My tummy is going to shrink whilst listening to Michael McIntyre
So bloody true
Omg. I laughed so hard at this!!! 😂😂😂